for everyone who wants to know what bex said about klance in afterbuzz:
basically they’re talking about ship discourse and bex suddenly goes
“Can we just….. for a quick second talk about klance?” (around 4:43)
she then says that she loves the chaos that occurs “when all the klance shippers blow up”
in relation to this, the hosts mention jeremy being in one of their previous episodes (and klance shippers’ reactions to it lol) and bex immediately says “OH MY GOD” and looks to the camera like she just knows
so my theory so far is that she knows we drag him and tbh i hope she drags him too god bless that boy
later on they talk about the emperor’s new groove moment in episode 5 and bex cheers (around 8:30??)
and eventually she’s crying-laughing and she legit curls up into a ball and wheezes “yOU BROKE ME” (pictured below)
they also mention how keith keeps the towel on his head throughout that entire scene
bex says “He knows that his hair just sets Lance off. It just wasn’t the right time.”
she also jokes that it sticks to his hair because of all the hair product
and ok i think thats it basically bex is so sweet and great she makes lots of references to tumblr posts and has great insights about discourses like hunk not getting enough moments this season and the pidge bathroom debate AND HOGWARTS HOUSES so yes watch it
McGonagall getting tired of regularly running into Draco and Harry on the verge of a duel - wands drawn, bellowing insults at one another - and warning them that unless they learn to get along like the rest of the 8th years she’ll have no choice but to expel them.
McGonagall, a couple of months later, getting tired of regularly running into Draco and Harry around various deserted corners, practically having sex right there - Draco on his knees with his mouth full of Harry’s…er, wand, and Harry with his hand down the back of a screaming Draco’s pants - and warning them that unless they found a more private spot to conduct their interminable sessions of heated, very public snogging, she would have no choice but to… sincerely request them to behave themselves, this was simply not acceptable!
McGonagall not knowing which was worse. McGonagall being exhausted by the time the boys leave Hogwarts.
When I look around, you know what I see? Losers.
[Everyone looks at him]
I mean like, folks who have lost stuff. And we have, man, we have, all of us. Homes, and our families, normal lives. And you think life takes more than it gives, but not today. Today it's giving us something. It is giving us a chance.
To do what?
To give a shit. And I am not gonna stand by and watch as billions of lives are being wiped out.
*glares* I can't believe you'd ever do that
Put your sauce all over your fries like that, it's so wrong
But that's the way I do it, so is it truly wrong?
Yes, because it's not economical! That fry is gonna have so much more sauce than that one and you're gonna have to ruin your fries all over again because you'll just end up needing more sauce. See, look at Hufflepuff over there, she's got the right idea
That literally makes so sense
You know what doesn't make sense? You putting sauce all over-
Can you guys shut up? You're getting on my nerves and I'm trying to eat
summary: alright, so maybe everyone dotes on and teases you and yoongi for being so irresistibly adorable together around campus, but you’re just friends, you swear.
pairing: yoongi x reader word count: 2k genre: fluff, fluff, and oh, did i say fluff? a/n: in case ur a dedicated sorted fan, this drabble takes place in an alternate timeline and does not, whatsoever, interfere with the universe that the series takes place in. also, i know, i love writing about the hogwarts universe animals. fight me. requested by anon, and a total blast to write!
There’s a reason that yellow and green are right next to each other on the color spectrum, and there’s a reason why, out of all the students in the school, you’ve somehow managed, over the years, to befriend a Slytherin boy by the name of Yoongi.
The problem is, you don’t know what that reason in specific happens to be.
A/N: I just realised that I’ve hit over 50 followers! I know its not much, but it means a lot that people are reading what I’ve created, so a massive thank you from me and virtual hugs all round! :)
Y/H = your Hogwarts house
Y/N = your name
Y/L/N = your last name
“Y/N! Hey, Y/N!”
You turned to where the familiar voice was calling your name. Hermione, sat at the Gryffindor table, was madly waving at you.
“We have potions first lesson,” she told you, as you approached her, “don’t forget to give Professor Slughorn your essay!”
“How could I forget? We were up all night working on it!” you yawned. You could physically feel the bags under your eyes, a result of leaving your homework until the last minute. “I’ll see you lot in a bit then,”- you nodded to Harry and Ron, who were finishing said potions essay - “but first, I need to eat. I’m starving!”
You made your way over to your usual place at the Y/H table, and had only had a few mouthfuls of your syrup-covered pancakes, when a booming voice somewhere in front of you sparked your interest.
“- and then he fell off his broom! Slytherin are definitely going to win that Quidditch cup this year, thanks to me!”
You had mixed feelings for the platinum haired boy who sat at the Slytherin table, surrounded by his stupid cronies. On one hand, you hated him. you hated the way he was so arrogant and full of himself, and the way he made fun of people for their parentage (you were also muggleborn), but on the other hand, you loved the way he carried himself, how he was only ever near the top in classes, instead of at the top, and the sound of his voice (not necessarily the things that voice said, but still). You couldn’t help yourself, you were a hopeless romantic.
You were about to pull yourself from your trance, when his eyes flitted over in your direction. you immediately realised why they called it eye contact. You quickly looked down, but failed to hide the blush that was creeping up your cheeks. trying to take your mind off it, you shovelled pancakes into your mouth whilst skimming over your potions essay again.
“Y/L/N! Hey Y/L/N! Mine smells of you, you filthy mudblood, how disgusting is that?”
Draco was at it again, whispering comments so only you and his cronies could hear. you wanted to turn around and slap him, but instead decided that he wasn’t worth it. it seemed like he purposely sat behind you every lesson you shared, so that he and his cronies could have a laugh.
“Okay class,” announced Professor Slughorn, “who can tell me what this potion is?”
Hermione’s hand was straight in the air. Typical, you thought as you smiled to yourself. Hermione always knew the answer.
“Ah, Hermione, go on then!”
“This, sir, is Amortentia, the most powerful love potion in the world, and it’s supposed to smell different to each one of us, according to what attracts us…”
But you had zoned out. You remembered Draco’s comment earlier, and looked round, your mouth forming a small ‘o’.
I need to get out of here.
You didn’t even think. You ran out of the potions classroom as if you were completing the final leg of a 200 meter sprint. You didn’t care what the consequences were, you didn’t care that the whole class had just seen what you did, all you cared about was getting back to the Y/H common room.
You were curled up on the floor of the common room for what felt like hours, just feeling numb. There was only one thought bouncing around your head.
Draco Malfoy’s attracted to me?
It didn’t seem real. Maybe he already knew what the potion was, and just said it to see what you’d do, maybe he didn’t actually realise. you wanted to cry, but what with being up all night, and running all the way up the Y/H tower, you didn’t really have the energy to.
The door opened behind you and you heard soft footsteps.
“What are you doing on the floor? It can’t be comfortable laying down there.”
Draco’s voice, soft and quiet for once, filled the room. He walked round to stand in front of you, and crouched down so that he could see your face. you sat up, crossing your legs and hung your head.
“I’m sorry about what I said earlier, about you being muggle born. I didn’t mean it. Except the part where my potion smelt like you, because it really did. I didn’t know what it was.”
You nodded your head, unable to say anything. An awkward Smile formed on your lips. Draco put his hand under your chin, lifting your face so you could see him. There was a sincere smile on his face.
You didn’t know what else to do. You leaned in, and planted your lips on his, and his hands made their way to your waist.
He pulled away slightly, and smiled.
“Professor Slughorn won’t be happy if we miss the lesson, you know.”
“Oh yeah, forgot about that.” You giggled before standing up, grabbing your robes which you had flung to one side after running here. “Hermione is going to kill me, you know.”
“Hermione doesn’t have to know. Nobody does.”
“How scandalous!” You couldn’t help but laugh, despite the situation, which set off Draco in a fit of giggles too.
“Come on, you’re in enough trouble as it is.”
A moment of silence passed as you walked out of the common room.
Ravenclaws are perfectionists and when it comes to learning something new they can become frustrated. Especially if it’s a new skill they want to be good at. They are frustrated that their work isn’t their best, but haven’t learnt the skill enough to know how to fix it.
This can cause some Ravenclaws to give up and try something new. So they become notorious for hobby hopping. Other Ravenclaws become extremely driven to get better and put all their effort into trying to make their best work, but they still find flaws in their work.