i know it's not all hogwarts

for everyone who wants to know what bex said about klance in afterbuzz:

  • basically they’re talking about ship discourse and bex suddenly goes
  • “Can we just….. for a quick second talk about klance?” (around 4:43)
  • she then says that she loves the chaos that occurs “when all the klance shippers blow up”
  • in relation to this, the hosts mention jeremy being in one of their previous episodes (and klance shippers’ reactions to it lol) and bex immediately says “OH MY GOD” and looks to the camera like she just knows
  • so my theory so far is that she knows we drag him and tbh i hope she drags him too god bless that boy
  • later on they talk about the emperor’s new groove moment in episode 5 and bex cheers (around 8:30??)
  • and eventually she’s crying-laughing and she legit curls up into a ball and wheezes “yOU BROKE ME” (pictured below)
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  • they also mention how keith keeps the towel on his head throughout that entire scene
  • bex says “He knows that his hair just sets Lance off. It just wasn’t the right time.”
  • she also jokes that it sticks to his hair because of all the hair product

and ok i think thats it basically bex is so sweet and great she makes lots of references to tumblr posts and has great insights about discourses like hunk not getting enough moments this season and the pidge bathroom debate AND HOGWARTS HOUSES so yes watch it

  • Slytherin: What's your favourite musical, guys?
  • Ravenclaw: Les Miserables.
  • Hufflepuff: Mary Poppins.
  • Slytherin: The Book of Mormon.
  • Gryffindor: underneath these stairs I hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin, my uncle, and my aunt.
  • Ravenclaw: What?
  • Gryffindor: I can't believe how cruel they are and it stings my lightning scar to know they'll never ever give me what I want.
  • Hufflepuff: Who's cruel?
  • Gryffindor: I know I don't deserve these stupid rules made by the DURSLEYS here on Privet Driiiiive. I can't stand all these Muggles, but despite all of my struggles...
  • Slytherin: What have I done
  • Gryffindor: I'm still alive.
  • Ravenclaw: what's happening
  • Gryffindor: I'm sick of summer and this waiting around, now it's September and I'm skipping this town.
  • Hufflepuff: it's May.
  • Gryffindor: Hey it's no mystery, there's nothing here for me nooooooooow.....
  • *loud crash*
  • *doors being thrown open*
  • *heavy breathing*
  • Darren Criss: I GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS
just slytherin things :)

-having a specific chair that everyone knows is yours

-people know not to speak to you when you’re reading or working for fear of death

-glaring at people who hurt your friends years ago

-ignoring a stranger who is essentially on the brink of death, yet being a servant to your best friend with the sniffles

-feminist tattoos

-being the class bitch, but all your best friends know you’re a softie deep down

-acting like your friend’s girlfriend to help her escape creepy men

-flipping off said creepy men

-long and perfectly manicured fingernails

-preferring hard back books because they look more regal on the shelf, and always taking off the slip covers

-being unfazed blood

-mirror selfies in public with no shame

-r&b

-becoming blood sisters with your best friend

-having a favorite stephen king novel

-taking great pride in your passions, and seething when people belittle them

-not understanding why people say you need more than your three best friends

-making jokes that have multiple meanings

-falling in love too fast

-flirting with anyone, but only meaning it with one person

-blackout poetry

-being willing to give up anything for the happiness of those you love

-finding the perfect pen

-oil paintings in ornate frames

-the sound of high heels in an echoing hallway

-velvet chokers

-polaroids of you and your s/o kissing

-being the most open about your beliefs in your group of friends

-constantly publicly supporting and affirming your lgbt+ friends

Dating Newt Scamander would include:

- Meeting at school, and becoming friends and spending all your time in library researching creatures. 

- Newt reading to you when you can’t sleep

- helping him with his book about creatures

- him calling you things like: love, darling, sweetheart & treasure 

- FOREHEAD KISSES

- MOSTLY FOR HIM

- fighting over which Hogwarts house is better

- Niffler preferring you over Newt

- “you’re just jealous he likes me better” 

- “am not!” 

- “are too!” 

- teaching him how to cook

- helping him with Credence

- being jealous of Tina and him

- “you know I love you” 

- cuddling all the time

- ALL

- THE

- TIME

- “how did I get so lucky to have you?”

- dancing around in the kitchen when cooking

- jawline kisses

- holding hands in public 

- protecting each other no matter what

- “we’re in this together” 

- “its always gonna be me & you” 

McGonagall getting tired of regularly running into Draco and Harry on the verge of a duel - wands drawn, bellowing insults at one another - and warning them that unless they learn to get along like the rest of the 8th years she’ll have no choice but to expel them.

McGonagall, a couple of months later, getting tired of regularly running into Draco and Harry around various deserted corners, practically having sex right there - Draco on his knees with his mouth full of Harry’s…er, wand, and Harry with his hand down the back of a screaming Draco’s pants - and warning them that unless they found a more private spot to conduct their interminable sessions of heated, very public snogging, she would have no choice but to… sincerely request them to behave themselves, this was simply not acceptable!

McGonagall not knowing which was worse. McGonagall being exhausted by the time the boys leave Hogwarts.

House Pride // Ravenclaw

If only
closed minds
came with
closed mouths

(g) (s) (h)

Neville's speech
  • Neville: When I look around, you know what I see? Losers.
  • [Everyone looks at him]
  • Neville: I mean like, folks who have lost stuff. And we have, man, we have, all of us. Homes, and our families, normal lives. And you think life takes more than it gives, but not today. Today it's giving us something. It is giving us a chance.
  • Ginny: To do what?
  • Neville: To give a shit. And I am not gonna stand by and watch as billions of lives are being wiped out.
I'm Sorry?
  • *Ravenclaw bumps into Hufflepuff*
  • Ravenclaw: I'm sorry
  • Hufflepuff: Oh, it's no big deal! It wasn't your fault.
  • Ravenclaw: I'm sorry
  • Slytherin: *mutters under breath* You're sorry all right.
  • Ravenclaw: *turns to Slytherin* I'm sorry?
  • Gryffindor: Why are you sorry?
  • Ravenclaw: I don't know... I'm sorry
  • The other houses: STOP SAYING SORRY!
  • Ravenclaw: ... I'm sorry
  • *the others begin to incoherently scream*
  • Ravenclaw: *points at them* Hehe I broke them. Not sorry. *walks away*
most draco days
  • Draco: *pissed off* Harry Potter can go suck my fucking dick
  • Person: but doesn't he already
  • Draco: you shut the hell up
  • Hufflepuff: Ravenclaw, are you okay.
  • Ravenclaw: I'm remembering something that happened when I was four.
  • Hufflepuff: Oh, that's nice!
  • Ravenclaw: It's actually a terrible mistake.
  • Hufflepuff: A mistake at four?
  • Ravenclaw: I think I'm going die of embarrassment.
Gryffindor and Slytherin:
  • Gryffindor: *puts sauce all over fries*
  • Slytherin: *glares* I can't believe you'd ever do that
  • Gryffindor: What?
  • Slytherin: Put your sauce all over your fries like that, it's so wrong
  • Gryffindor: But that's the way I do it, so is it truly wrong?
  • Slytherin: Yes, because it's not economical! That fry is gonna have so much more sauce than that one and you're gonna have to ruin your fries all over again because you'll just end up needing more sauce. See, look at Hufflepuff over there, she's got the right idea
  • Gryffindor: That literally makes so sense
  • Slytherin: You know what doesn't make sense? You putting sauce all over-
  • Hufflepuff: Can you guys shut up? You're getting on my nerves and I'm trying to eat
Comforting a Heartbroken Hufflepuff
  • Gryffindor: I know it's hard right now. But it'll get easier. Time heals.
  • Slytherin: All time does is allow you to repress all the emotions that are making you feel all this pain in the first place.
  • Gryffindor: Not helping, Sly.
  • Slytherin: I'm trying my best! This isn't exactly my forte, y'know.
trustworthy | myg

summary: alright, so maybe everyone dotes on and teases you and yoongi for being so irresistibly adorable together around campus, but you’re just friends, you swear.

{hogwarts!au}

pairing: yoongi x reader
word count: 2k
genre: fluff, fluff, and oh, did i say fluff?
a/n: in case ur a dedicated sorted fan, this drabble takes place in an alternate timeline and does not, whatsoever, interfere with the universe that the series takes place in. also, i know, i love writing about the hogwarts universe animals. fight me. requested by anon, and a total blast to write!

There’s a reason that yellow and green are right next to each other on the color spectrum, and there’s a reason why, out of all the students in the school, you’ve somehow managed, over the years, to befriend a Slytherin boy by the name of Yoongi.

The problem is, you don’t know what that reason in specific happens to be.

Keep reading

The most powerful love potion

Originally posted by daz-zling-bling

Gifs not mine.

Pairing: Draco Malfoy x reader

Warnings: none

Originally posted by crystalgreene-justromance

Originally posted by geekhistorylesson

A/N: I just realised that I’ve hit over 50 followers! I know its not much, but it means a lot that people are reading what I’ve created, so a massive thank you from me and virtual hugs all round! :)

Y/H = your Hogwarts house

Y/N = your name

Y/L/N = your last name


“Y/N! Hey, Y/N!”

You turned to where the familiar voice was calling your name. Hermione, sat at the Gryffindor table, was madly waving at you.

“We have potions first lesson,” she told you, as you approached her, “don’t forget to give Professor Slughorn your essay!”

“How could I forget? We were up all night working on it!” you yawned. You could physically feel the bags under your eyes, a result of leaving your homework until the last minute. “I’ll see you lot in a bit then,”- you nodded to Harry and Ron, who were finishing said potions essay - “but first, I need to eat. I’m starving!”

You made your way over to your usual place at the Y/H table, and had only had a few mouthfuls of your syrup-covered pancakes, when a booming voice somewhere in front of you sparked your interest.

“- and then he fell off his broom! Slytherin are definitely going to win that Quidditch cup this year, thanks to me!”

Ugh. Malfoy.

You had mixed feelings for the platinum haired boy who sat at the Slytherin table, surrounded by his stupid cronies. On one hand, you hated him. you hated the way he was so arrogant and full of himself, and the way he made fun of people for their parentage (you were also muggleborn), but on the other hand, you loved the way he carried himself, how he was only ever near the top in classes, instead of at the top, and the sound of his voice (not necessarily the things that voice said, but still). You couldn’t help yourself, you were a hopeless romantic.

You were about to pull yourself from your trance, when his eyes flitted over in your direction. you immediately realised why they called it eye contact. You quickly looked down, but failed to hide the blush that was creeping up your cheeks. trying to take your mind off it, you shovelled pancakes into your mouth whilst skimming over your potions essay again.


“Y/L/N! Hey Y/L/N! Mine smells of you, you filthy mudblood, how disgusting is that?”

Draco was at it again, whispering comments so only you and his cronies could hear. you wanted to turn around and slap him, but instead decided that he wasn’t worth it. it seemed like he purposely sat behind you every lesson you shared, so that he and his cronies could have a laugh.

“Okay class,” announced Professor Slughorn, “who can tell me what this potion is?”

Hermione’s hand was straight in the air. Typical, you thought as you smiled to yourself. Hermione always knew the answer.

“Ah, Hermione, go on then!”

“This, sir, is Amortentia, the most powerful love potion in the world, and it’s supposed to smell different to each one of us, according to what attracts us…”

But you had zoned out. You remembered Draco’s comment earlier, and looked round, your mouth forming a small ‘o’.

I need to get out of here.

You didn’t even think. You ran out of the potions classroom as if you were completing the final leg of a 200 meter sprint. You didn’t care what the consequences were, you didn’t care that the whole class had just seen what you did, all you cared about was getting back to the Y/H common room.


You were curled up on the floor of the common room for what felt like hours, just feeling numb. There was only one thought bouncing around your head.

Draco Malfoy’s attracted to me?

It didn’t seem real. Maybe he already knew what the potion was, and just said it to see what you’d do, maybe he didn’t actually realise. you wanted to cry, but what with being up all night, and running all the way up the Y/H tower, you didn’t really have the energy to.

The door opened behind you and you heard soft footsteps.

“What are you doing on the floor? It can’t be comfortable laying down there.”

Draco’s voice, soft and quiet for once, filled the room. He walked round to stand in front of you, and crouched down so that he could see your face. you sat up, crossing your legs and hung your head.

“I’m sorry about what I said earlier, about you being muggle born. I didn’t mean it. Except the part where my potion smelt like you, because it really did. I didn’t know what it was.”

You nodded your head, unable to say anything. An awkward Smile formed on your lips. Draco put his hand under your chin, lifting your face so you could see him. There was a sincere smile on his face.

You didn’t know what else to do. You leaned in, and planted your lips on his, and his hands made their way to your waist.

He pulled away slightly, and smiled.

“Professor Slughorn won’t be happy if we miss the lesson, you know.”

“Oh yeah, forgot about that.” You giggled before standing up, grabbing your robes which you had flung to one side after running here. “Hermione is going to kill me, you know.”

“Hermione doesn’t have to know. Nobody does.”

“How scandalous!” You couldn’t help but laugh, despite the situation, which set off Draco in a fit of giggles too.

“Come on, you’re in enough trouble as it is.”

A moment of silence passed as you walked out of the common room.

“Draco?”

“Yeah?”

“I love you.”

“Feeling’s mutual, Y/N.”

Ravenclaw, Slytherin, Hufflepuff Sleepover
  • *all sitting on the ground in front of the tv*
  • Ravenclaw: I've arranged several movies that I think we would all enjoy. My personal favorite *holds up dvd* Bill Nye season 1!
  • Slytherin: Muggle things..television..movies..but anyways--thanks for letting us stay at your place this Christmas!
  • Ravenclaw: *sets down movies* Yeah, no problem
  • Hufflepuff: *laying on carpet right in front of tv* I like to think about the Stars..*stares up at the faded ceiling*
  • Slytherin: *puzzled* What? The celebrities?
  • Hufflepuff: *sits up again* No, silly. The stars in the sky.
  • Ravenclaw: Oh! I know a lot about those! Did you know--
  • Slytherin: Shut it. Puff is speaking. Go on, Hufflepuff
  • Hufflepuff: Well, sometimes when I'm all alone, I walk out to the yard near the gamekeeper's home and
  • Ravenclaw: Wait how do you get there without being-
  • Slytherin: Shhh
  • Hufflepuff: and I lay in the grass in front of his house staring up at the sky. It's so beautiful!
  • Slytherin: You're beautiful, Puff
  • Ravenclaw: Hmm..okay. That reminds me! We can watch Beautiful Girls! That's a good one, a true classic!
  • Gryffindor: *falls off of broomstick from outside the window apparently spying* SHIT
Ravenclaw Headcanon

Ravenclaws are perfectionists and when it comes to learning something new they can become frustrated. Especially if it’s a new skill they want to be good at. They are frustrated that their work isn’t their best, but haven’t learnt the skill enough to know how to fix it.

This can cause some Ravenclaws to give up and try something new. So they become notorious for hobby hopping. Other Ravenclaws become extremely driven to get better and put all their effort into trying to make their best work, but they still find flaws in their work.