i know it's been done before but i had to do it

i feel bad for lying to you guys about this because of how personal it is but uh. we actually moved blogs cos we have one of our abusers blogs added on this account, and we cant get it removed. at this point its gotten really bad and im worried that theyre gonna call us out at some point for “abusing” them when we didnt, and they had acted violent towards us and accused us of a bunch of things we simply didnt do. again, im really sorry about this and i do heavily regret moving blogs especially since we had just hit 15000 followers but. it had to be done for our own safety. im hoping we can get the archive up someday but i dont know when thats gonna be, since this situation - which had been going on since before we moved - has been taking a huge toll on both of us mentally. - xol

anonymous asked:

ii saw a gif set of niall folding laundry, write a blurb about him doing it pleaseeeeee

It had been a long week for you. You were thankful for the weekend, but knew it would be filled with chores. You and Niall were constantly busy and let things go. Dishes were dirty, the floors were horrendous, and the laundry pile was getting to be much. 

You promise yourself that you will go to the gym, run the last of your errands and start on the many of the chores that have been left for the weekend. 

Niall was in the garage when you pull up and you give him a quick kiss before going up to change. You change quickly and drag the two baskets worth of laundry to the laundry room and separate the colours and the delicates. You start the first load before heading down. 

“Babe, there’s a load of laundry in the wash. Will you just toss it into the dryer when it’s done? I’ll finish up when I get home.” You peck his cheek and wave as you pull out of the drive. You hoped he would remember because it would be smelly if he didn’t. 

Niall watches you go and waves back. He could totally do this. He bites on his lip a bit. You did a lot for him during the week to take care of him, make sure that he was always ready. He heads in to the laundry room and puts on a timer to remind him to change it before going to start on the dishes. He washes and dries everything before going to change out the laundry and starting on another load. Between those loads, he vacuums and sweeps, dancing and singing to the music he had playing. 

He hung up his nice shirts and your nice blouses to dry so they wouldn’t ruin in the dryer. He’s seen you do it before. 

By the time you come home, he had cleaned up your home and was on the last load of laundry. He was folding it and still singing to himself as he was doing it. 

You look around and eyes widen. The house was basically spotless. “Ni?” You call out and wander to your guys’ bedroom. You watch him fold the cotton shirts of his and hang up yours. Even the bed looked like the sheets had been changed. 

“Hey,” Niall grins widely at you. “Laundry is done.” He nods and puts aside the last of his shirts. 

You shake your head slightly and you throw yourself into his arms, making him fall onto the bed. He tightens his arms around your waist. You lean in to give him a long kiss. “Let’s fuck in fresh sheets. Please.” You whisper, for some reason turned on more than you should be about Niall doing the household chores. 

“But… I just-” He stops when you palm him over his sweats. “Yeah, let’s.” He says a bit breathlessly. 

Rope bondage

Hello unicorns,

Sorry ive been gone for the past week i had personal issues i had to deal with, but now im back. I wanted to talk about rope bondage. Rope bondage is something most people in bdsm would like to try but it can also be very dangerous to do no matter where it is done. You might watch porn and think they have it alot tighter than they actually do well im going to list a few things to remember when doing rope bondage. As always i encourage everyone to research anything i talk about before actually doing it on themselves or with their doms.

1. How tight it should be depends on you and/or your submissive. Around the mid section (chest area and stomach) the rope shouldn’t restrict their breathing at all! That is very dangerous (obviously but some people don’t know how dangerous it is). I recommend making sure you can at least wiggle your pinky in the rope if you can’t its too tight. However if the submissive after awhile would like to tighten it; it shouldn’t be so tight that you CAN’T slide a pen or pencil between your submissive and the rope. The dangers with to tight rope around the mid section is that your sub could pass out. They may say that its not tight but if during the act you see they are struggling to breath. Stop and either readjust the rope or take it off all together (by readjust i mean taking it off and loosing it).

2. If bonding around the wrist. It shouldn’t be too tight. Remember that cutting off circulation of blood is bad for your submissive. It can lead to serious problems if left on to long. If your submissive is complaining that their hands are going numb its to tight! Take the rope off, wiggle their hands and then readjust the rope to be looser (if the feeling doesnt come back after five minutes then leave the rope off all together). It again shouldnt be tight enough that a pen cant wiggle through. The same thing goes for ankles and legs. If your submissive is left with bound wrist that are too tight it can in serious cases lead to medical emergencies. I once had a friend that wrapped duck tape around her arm and left it for too long. The feeling was gone from her arm for more than a month. I realize thats duck tape but its blood restriction. It can lead to limb amputation (in serious serious cases).

3. If doing breast the rope shouldn’t be turning them purple! Breast are very sensitive parts of the body and such if they are turning from red to purple take the rope off.

4. If around the neck remember the same thing. Breathing is a must.

5. CHECK IN WITH YOUR SUBMISSIVE! i dont care if they’re in some weird contortion pose. Check in and make sure they’re ok especially if its their first time doing rope bondage!

Always remember that in porn the actresses are allowed breaks. Always have a safe word! If you’re doing a dark roleplay (rape, kidnap ect) make it something like pineapple or banana. Something easy for the submissive to remember maybe their favorite color. I recommend keeping water and food near buy incase your submissive needs something maybe on the night stand. TALK ABOUT WHAT YOULL BE DOING BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING! there are knots, and ties you and your submissive can try so look through some with them and do research. Make sure they’re comfortable with trying it. If its new to you or your submissive always always start slow. A simple bonding loosely around the wrist to start and then increase it at the pace of them. Remember you’re not the one getting tied up and trusting someone completely. As always have consent and be safe. Ill be doing more bondage posts if it turns out you guys liked this one and it was helpful.

Hey guys

Actually it’s more like

Sorry I’ve been so MIA! I’ve been locked away writing and working frantically to get my dissertation written. And to top things all off, my PI pushed up one of my deadlines because she wants to go through the full complete thesis first and give me edits before sending it out to my committee (which is understandable, I’m not surprised this happened).

So my completed draft is due to her by Tuesday, and my finished dissertation needs to be to my committee a week from tomorrow. I defend 3 weeks from tomorrow. This is the point I’m at

So thank you for putting up with me and my radio silence, it’s just hardcore go time on my end. The best part is I know you all understand, and we all have to go through this at some point. 

But there is a light at the end of the tunnel. I can do this. 

anonymous asked:

hi, i just wanna ask about the links in your ghoul grumps masterpost. a lot of em dont work cuz is from your old blog n stuff i guess. could you maybe fix em?? or maybe later cuz it seems like a lotta work cuz thats a lotta links.

Yeah im aware theyre fucked up; i spent like…an hour fixing links before i had to leave the house (and you can see how much more i need to get done lmao). And like, i dont know if you READ it, but the link specifically says WIP because i am still very much working on it. Ive been going back to it constantly, doing little by little until its finished but just be aware that its gonna take awhile(every time i see the masterpost im like aaaAAAAAA)

I need to fix like 80% of the links(this is honestly the HARDEST part jfc), i have to add in a section for reverse ghoul grumps, i have to update the current descriptions for everyone, and i have to add descriptions for vernon, matt n ryan, tyler and ethan. Its taking forever but itll get done eventually anon dont worry

ya i know I’ve  been thinking alot about rob since the latest episode and something occurred to me, what about if rob never had any family. i mean think about hes 13 years old and upon regaining his memories not once does he mention his family, until gumball brings his mother in which he matter factually tells him “I don’t have a mother” now this could be seen as him saying shes missing or even dead but they way its worded in that i don’t have and the lack of emotion and reaction always seemed to me to be saying he never had one. There’s also his general behaviour and i don’t mean the whole villain thing, i mean how grown up he seems compared to gumball who’s the same age. remember in the nemesis when we saw him get on a bus and go grocery shopping all by himself even checking fruit and knowing what to get like he done it so many times before and it was a normal experience for him since he never had any parents to do it for him. I often see this as maybe since he was a background character with no defining features he was just one day just created into elmore with a place to live (remember his house in the void) and his only purpose to go to school and be the background for gumball and Darwin. This could explain why he was deemed a mistake not enough thought went into and rather than come up with more personality and a family the world simply decided to replace him with someone more interesting.


KLANCE WEEK!! Day 2-Love/Hate

they got into a fight but lance knows how to make up for it

edit: lmao i forgot to color keith’s elbow


Living in Wonderland by @narryhadalittleliam@narrymusings

“So, like – What should we do?” Harry asks, shifting around on the couch and tucking a stray lock of hair behind his ear. He seems nervous, fidgeting with his rings and darting his eyes around the room. Someone off-screen says something that the microphone doesn’t quite pick up, and Harry rolls his eyes before responding with, “I know that we’ve done this a thousand times before, you arse. It’s never been just the two of us for something like this though. Like – A documentary is different than a five minute interview.”

“Well it’s not exactly just the two of us now, is it?” Niall laughs, walking into the shot and pressing a fleeting kiss to Harry’s cheek before taking a seat on the other side of the couch.

The meaning of his words is made apparent right away when three more bodies throw themselves into view, scrambling over each other to take their places on the couch as well.

(a canon-compliant biopic future!fic, wherein a documentary is being filmed about Niall and Harry’s lives when they start touring with their children coming along for the ride, and what life is like behind closed doors for the most famous gay parents on the planet)

  • Cameron Goodkin: From now on we'll be using codenames. You can address me as Eagle 1. Nina, codename "been there, done that. Kirsten is "currently doing that." Camille is "it happened once in a dream." Linus, codename "if I had to pick a dude." Fisher is Eagle 2.
  • Fisher: Oh, thank god.
Falling Hard, Chapter Nine

I’ve been mean, so here’s a chapter that hopefully makes up for it. I’ll probably end it soon, because I think it’s done its job and frankly, I’d love an opening for more series and one shots. I hope you enjoy it!

Chapter Nine

The days fly past almost perfectly. Chris and I spend most of our time just talking- figuring out what we like, what we don’t. If we disagree, talking instead of just blowing up (though a few times we’ve both had to walk away before coming back). Stupid things become nothing, and we just… are.

“So,” Chris clears his throat. “How do you want to handle this?” He looks at me from the article I sent him. The accusations that I’m using him are getting worse and worse, and I came to him while at a loss.

“I don’t know,” I sigh, rubbing my eyes. “I was hoping you would.”

He chuckles. “My method is to ignore it, so I don’t think I know for sure.”

I giggle a bit, shaking my head. “Dork,” I smile at him adoringly, blushing when he winks.

“I think we should ignore it for now. It’s bad enough my family wants to do it,” He tenses a bit, and I curl against his side, forcing him to relax and tug me closer. “I hate that this is happening to you.”

I blush, shrugging and dipping my head. “It’s ok. I just wanted to ask you before I did anything stupid.”

He kisses my hair. “You never do anything stupid.”

I swallow a giggle. “I did run into the couch this morning.”

He giggles, tugging me closer. “That makes you my clumsy girl. Not stupid.”

I giggle, leaning up to kiss his neck, thrilled that I caused him to swallow a moan. “And you’re my meatball,”

He spins, pushing me down and hovering above me as he kisses me deeply, hands not leaving the couch. I hum, gently tugging his hair, and all of a sudden the door opens. “Man, it’s freezing out- Seriously?!”

Chris growls as I giggle, pulling away to glare at his brother. “Yes?” He asks shortly.

I giggle, moving to give Scott a hug. “Hey! You’re freezing.”

He hugs me back. “See! Someone loves me!” He winks, unloading a bag on the table. “Ma sent you a bunch of food. She feels really bad about what happened.”

Chris sighs, peeking through it. “It’s ok. Apparently everyone is doing it,” He smiles at me a bit sadly, putting the food away. I decide to help as much as I can, bumping his hip with mine as I pass and seeing him smile.

“Well, the girls feel bad, if that’s any help. Ma laid into them.” Scott winces. “Not a fun night.”

I wince guiltily. “I’m so sorry… I didn’t mean to-”

“Shh,” Chris tugs me close, kissing me gently. “You didn’t do anything wrong. I promise.” He holds me against his chest, lips in my hair as he rubs my back.

“I’ll leave you both to it.” Scott smiles gently, waving a bit. “Oh, and Tori?” I meet his eyes. “Keep kicking ass,” He winks, and Chris frowns and watches me.

I blush. “This isn’t how I was going to tell you,” I bite my lips, Chris searching my face. “I wanted it to be a surprise.” I smile at him. “My book’s being published.”

He beams, kissing me deeply before lifting me and spinning me around. “YES!” He cheers, laughing when I do and setting me down just to kiss me again. “That’s great! I’m so happy for you!”

I giggle, smiling up at him. “It’s because of you. I wouldn’t have finished if you weren’t cheering me on.”

He smiles, cupping my cheek. “You do it for me,” He rests his forehead against mine. “I’ll always be here to cheer you on. No matter what.”

I smile shyly, nosing him, and we stay that way for a long moment until he tugs away. “Now,” He winks. “You deserve a nice dinner date.”

I giggle. “Getting fancy?” I tease.

Chris tugs one of the dishes his mom sent. “Something like that. I can cook this if you make the brownies?” He nods to a box on the counter.

I giggle. “It’s a date.”

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If people don’t like or ship Iris and Barry together, that’s fine! Really. They’re not everyone’s cup of tea. Some may find it predictable, or like it’s been done before, and that’s fine. But if you don’t like them, for whatever reason, be honest! Don’t try and make up reasons that falsely bend the narrative, and don’t use words like, ‘abuse’ which you obviously have no idea about, if you’re using that term so loosely, because you’d rather another ship over them.

Westallen is not, and has never been abusive. What it is, is a ship, that compared to other shows, is very healthy. It’s two people that love and respect, and will always protect each other. It’s also doing something that others shows have failed to do. It’s giving us a healthy interracial relationship, with a black woman, that’s also the lead of the show. That never happens. There are plenty of other shows that consist of a white male lead, with a white female love interest. The Flash is not that!

It’s concerning that we finally have real representation, something that I have been longing for because it’s reflective of real life, and people are labelling it as abusive, when actual abusive ships are ignored, but both male and female are white, so it’s seen as ‘love’. 

I see no one calling it abuse that a certain female is being kidnapped, against her will, again. In fact, some are viewing that as, ‘cute.’ But a white man, trying to ask out the black woman that he has loved for years, and that he wants to start fresh with, is ‘abusive.’ 

If you prefer another ship, fine, but don’t use words that have a detrimental affect, like ‘abuse’ because you rather the white male lead is with another white woman, that he doesn’t even consider more than a friend. Be honest, say you find them boring, say that you rather he be with someone else, in fact, at least have the guts to say that you want him with a white woman, but don’t make up a false narrative when nothing on the show has ever suggested that Westallen is abusive. 

I find it concerning that people also label Barry as a stalker, and abusive, yet want him to be with their favourite! If a character was a stalker, or abusive, then never would I want them near my favourite! Please use better terminology, because it’s sickening to have words like that associated with a beautiful, healthy, interracial ship that is based on true love and friendship!

Okay, do you guys remember Wild: The Untold Adventures of Tara Greene and Sharon Raydor? (If not, you can find it here

Well, as usual, @yetanotherramblingfangirl has been a master enabler, and it was her birthday this week, soooo. I’m writing a new adventure. It’s MASSIVE though. I’m at 2000 words, and probably only about a third or a quarter of the way done, but It’s coming together. So below the cut you’ll find a sneak peek. I’ve divided this adventure into 3 parts, and this is the first one. The rest you’ll get in a few days when I’m satisfied. 

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The why-do-you-keep-forgetting-us-members-Jun? segment

As Keisuke and Jun mention that they meet recently at stores (sometimes for drinks), Ohmiya find it important to express disgruntlement on behalf of the members.

Nino: It appeared!  It appeared!  The store where celebrities gather has appeared!

Jun plays innocent with a what-can-I-say smile.

Satoshi: So celebrities will definitely be there?

Jun: Not always, but it will usually consist of directors of commercials.

Satoshi, Kazu and Sho mentally pout and wonder why our youngest leaves them out of the fun. (LOL)

Sho: So do you (Jun) run into any celebrities by coincidence?

Jun: I met with Matsuda Shota for meals… after a long while…

Sho (barely restraining the envy leaking out): That’s 2 out of F4 (from Hanadan) you know~

Jun: … and when we entered the restaurant, we ran into Kinashi Noritake-san who was already there.

Ohmiya: Eh~ Where is it (that you go to)?  That’s why we asked you before…

Jun: Even if I were to say let’s go together, you wouldn’t go anyway right?

Kazu (softly to Satoshi): You go on and tell it to him.

Satoshi: (We’d / I’d?) Definitely go~

Jun (laughingly): You so would not~

Riida’s expression is too cute and causes everyone to erupt with laughter! LOL.

Arashi ni Shiyagare 08.08.2015

Jesus christ, its been 3 years.

I met @lithia-lacrima 3 and a half years ago, and yet it feels like i have known her my entire life. Even now as we begin our first valentines day in person, I cannot for the life of me recall what it feels like to not hear her voice. 

We started by simple text chat, playing minecraft Z together until you had to go to sleep, where I would then begin writing awkwardly long messages, trying so obnoxiously hard not to give you the same compliment twice and staying up until 1 or 2 AM to see if you enjoyed reading it as you woke up. I know I haven’t done this in a long time…and I regret not doing it, so you can consider this the first of many from now on. 

It didnt take long before I realized i was truly in love with you, and to be honest it scared me, being in love with someone literally across the planet from me. But we persisted through countless skype calls, some lasting well over 100 hours, watching stupid youtube videos and lets plays, spending thousands of dollars to come visit each other every 3 months for as long as my school was out during vacations, and never being without a way of contacting each other.

Now, 3 and a half years later, I find myself staying up for god knows how long to make the most of the time I am blessed with to spend with you. I find myself being able to pull myself through so much anxiety, fear, stress, and difficulties simply by knowing that when I look across the room, you’ll be there. I find it fitting that the first time we spend valentines day together in person is also the first time we spend valentines day together as husband and wife. 

I love you so much, and while these last three years have been a roller coaster, I know that it is only the beginning, and I look so much forward to the rest of this never ending ride. 

Ich liebe dich, mein Schatz ♥

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It’s probably been done before but can we talk about Malachi Craven and how he speaks of his niece as majoring in “English or Sociology or some such drivel”. Why do so many science people feel the need to disregard the humanities and social sciences? We are all contributing to our fields and maybe we don’t participate in lab research and experiments but we do research and explore our fields. We are all driven by different things and we all have different interests. One should not be seen as more valid than any other. 

Personal rant on subject below cut. 

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anonymous asked:

How do you get over mental blocks when it comes to running? Like knowing you can hit a time in practice but not being able to replicate it in races

i’m probably one of the most mental runners in the world, so i don’t have the most advice about this. but i remember in my best 5k last year, i came through the mile in around 5:35. A week before that, i had done 2ks at 5:37 pace each time. So i reminded myself that i had felt this before, been here before… and conquered! another aspect would be making sure your competitiveness and desire to beat others/ yourself is at its peak in a race. practice that at practice!

rough patch

summary: sometimes in relationships, you hit a rough patch. there’s only one question left to ask: do you fight, or do you flee?

request: Hi! Can i have a scenario of Yoongi (bts), an angsty one with a happy ending please🙇? (okay anon you have my number bc lbh I was gonna write this anyway)

pairing: Yoongi x OC

word count: 1,220

warnings: language


“That’s bullshit and you know it.”

“What about that is bullshit?”

“God, you’re acting like a fucking child.”

“You are a fucking child!”

This was the second night this week you were standing on opposite sides of your kitchen, eyes wild with fury and lips tossing hateful words back and forth. It had been like this all month: fighting led to crying, which eventually led to fucking, and when it was over you would both give your whispered apologies, words you only half mean before falling into sleep. You were tired of this, and so was he. But underneath all that anger, there was still so much love between you, so much happiness tucked in between harsh words.

It made it impossible for you to leave.

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I don’t know if this has been done before, but I got this idea in my head so I drew it out. Kind of happy on how it came out. Hopefully there’ll be more stuff like this especially if y’all like it. I had fun drawing and coloring. 


GMM Whiteboard, with who wrote what episode of gmm, here just a few.

We also can observe from this:

  • They record multiple episodes on the same scheduled day, like Jason had told us; 
  • Up to 4 episodes as we see;
  • They record at least one week in advance;
  • Lizzie has great ideas

And here is the storyboard, since they record multiple episodes in a day, this is where they can see what to do next in the episode they’re currently recording, without having to make a cut (you can see Rhett/Link looking at it very quickly before the announcements in the end of the GMM episode)  

“Helios notumque,” Draco said, setting the tip of his wand on the balloon.  It inflated, tied its own knot, and then floated to the ceiling where it joined the scores of other balloons he’d already filled.

“How many of these have you done?”  Blaise asked.  He’d refused to help but had remained leaning up against the doorframe, ready to make a quick exit if he had to.

Draco shrugged.  “I stopped counting after 10 packs,” he admitted.  “I’ve been here all afternoon.  Helios notumque.”  Another balloon floated up.

“She has no idea you’re doing this, right?”

Draco inflated several more balloons before he looked at Blaise and admitted, “None.”  Blaise made a groaning sound and Draco added, “But you know how she is. If I’d asked her what she wanted she would have said, ‘Oh, you don’t have to get me anything.’”

“Which might be because it’s not like you two are friends,” Blaise pointed out.

“We’re friends!” Draco protested.

“You say hello over the coffee maker in the department kitchen, yes,” Blaise said, “And that’s it.”  He made a point of looking around the balloon-filled flat.  “And from that you decided to break in – “

“I hardly broke in!”

“If you have to use alohomora you’re breaking in.”  Blaise looked at Draco who became very busy filling balloons.  “So you decided to break in and fill the woman’s flat with balloons because she says hello to you over the creamers instead of ‘fuck off you miserable Death Eater.’”

“And streamers.”  Both men looked around.  Draco had, indeed, tacked red streamers to every surface he could think of and they fluttered in the faint drafts like veils of blood.  “I admit those look a little morbid but it was her House colour so I figured she’d like it,” Draco said.

“You are such an idiot,” Blaise said. “You have – for your entire life – come up with the most elaborate, misbegotten plans of anyone I have ever known.  You can’t just ask the woman out, not you. You have to do this ridiculous, outrageous… what if she comes in here with some other guy she’s planning on going out with?  What if she – “

“You can go,” Draco muttered.  “Really.”

Blaise sighed and looked at his friend.  “Just… send me an owl if she hexes your balls off or something.”

“She’s not going to hex my balls off,” Draco said with more confidence than he felt.  

“Uh huh,” was the last thing Blaise said before he left.

“At least, I hope she’s not going to hex my balls off,” Draco muttered once he was alone and what had seemed like a romantic and fun birthday surprise began to look a lot more like something a crazed stalker would do.   All those red streamers.  He was contemplating turning them gold so even if he looked insane he wouldn’t look murderously insane when the door opened and he heard a squeak.

Hermione Granger stood, one hand on her door, one hand at her mouth, as she looked around her flat.  

“Happy Birthday,” he said with what he hoped sounded like enthusiasm and not the sudden terror he felt that this had been, as Blaise thought, a really stupid idea  “Surprise!”

She stammered, “D…Draco Malfoy?  How did you get… crap.  Please tell me no one’s going to jump out at me from behind the furniture.  This isn’t a surprise party, is it?”

“Uh, no,” he said. “Just me.”

She reached out a hand to touch a balloon that had stuck itself to the wall right near her head.  “How did you get all these?” she asked. “Oh my god, have you been here for hours?  Is this why you weren’t at work today?”

He could feel himself wanting to die, to just curl up behind some of the poorly thought out streamers and wither, when she said, sounding like she might cry, “I think this might be the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for my birthday.”  

He let a vestige of the cocky smile he was known for slip onto his face at that.  “I have reservations for dinner,” he said. “If you wanted to go.”

She was still touching that balloon, wonder on her face, when she said, “Yeah.  Just… let me change and throw away the book Anthony gave me when I was leaving the office.”

“You’re going to throw away a book?”  Draco asked, squelching his jealousy that that Goldstein wanker had thought to give her a present.  “You?”

“It’s a self-help book on how to be attractive to men,” she said in disgust.

Draco began to laugh.  Maybe the red streamers hadn’t been the very worst idea after all.   Just in case, he changed them to gold while she was shucking off her office robes and putting on something no one wore to go out with a man she only thought of as the guy she said hello to when they met at the coffee counter.  

They set the book on fire over breakfast.

Happy Birthday, ascendiomalfoy!