i know it's been a while since rude rapunzel was a thing

Jackunzel: First Meeting

So I’ve jumped on this ship in the past week and am prepared to go down with it.

Summary: College AU, just a quick first drabble about Jack and Rapunzel meeting

Rated: T

Pairings: Jackunzel, Mericcup

Jack was torn away from his term paper by a loud, instantly obnoxious banging on his door. He knew he should answer it, but instead he sat, staring at the word document on his computer and praying the rude visitor would slink back into the depths of the hellhole she’d emerged from.

“Frost! I know you’re in there! Open this damn door before I kick it in!” shouted the enraged woman, from whom he was only protected by a measly two inches of pine.

Jack had heard that threat one too many times to be fazed by it. If she wanted a bill for property damage on her hands, she was welcome to it. Mind made, Jack returned to his typing, wondering if his decision to major in Anthropology had been as fucking dumb of an idea as it seemed at this moment.

The sound of a boot colliding heavily with the door drew him away from his paper again. He stared at the entranceway from his comfy place on the sofa, feet propped up on a makeshift footrest—an old exercise ball—and weighed the pros and cons of letting the vicious door kicker in.

On the one hand, if he didn’t let her in, she could very well kick a hole in his door. She would have to pay for it, but Jack’s crazy roommate, Hiccup, would likely try to fix it—nay, ‘make it better’—himself with all the skill of an amateur tinkerer, forgoing the money from his dear girlfriend. Jack could see himself now, hanging up those tacky door beads because Hiccup’s attempt had failed miserably. He shuddered at the thought. At least the door they had now kept out people like his roommate’s terrifying girlfriend for a while. If there were just beads nothing could stop her.

This thought sent Jack fumbling to save his paper and shut his computer before running to open the door.

As he suspected, Hiccup’s violent girlfriend, stood with her foot raised in the area to deal his door another blow, her features twisted in rage and her face as red as her wildly curly hair.

He leant against the doorframe, blocking the doorway with his body—a risky move at this point—in hopes the conversation could remain in the hall and be short and vitriolic.

No such luck. Merida shoved past Jack and stomped into the shared room, taking a quick look around and then positively shrieking in annoyance. “I knew he wasn’t here!”

“Mer, that doesn’t mean anything,” said a melodic voice to Jack’s left. Surprised, he turned to see that the she-devil had brought a plus one to his dorm room, though she had the decency to wait in the hall and not shoulder past him. “Hi, I’m Rapunzel; I live on Merida’s floor,” she added with a smile.

“Jack,” he said with a grin, momentarily forgetting about the beast in his room as he laid eyes upon the young woman in front of him. She was fairly short—5’3’’ tops—with apple green eyes and long blonde hair that fell a bit past her waist in shimmering golden waves, and she had the most breathtaking smile he’d ever seen. It almost made him feel guilty that his eyes naturally wandered downwards from its brilliance, but then he noticed her eyes had trailed down from his face as well.

It finally hit him that there was a very attractive woman standing in his doorway and he’d neglected to invite her in. Shifting away from his post at the doorframe with a ridiculous grin still pasted on his face, he gestured inside. She walked by him with a polite nod and he smirked to himself. Nice ass.

“Frost—where is Hiccup?” demanded the enraged redhead.

Jack rolled his eyes and shrugged. “He wasn’t here when I woke up so haven’t seen him. Maybe it was because he knew I had a term paper to work on and wanted to give me some peace and quiet—that would be the decent, thoughtful thing for a human being to do.”

Merida glared at him, not appreciating the jab. “Come on Punzel, we’re leaving!” she announced, walking back towards the door. Before she could reach it, Jack stretched an arm across it, once again blocking her way.

“No, you don’t just get to storm in and out without any explanation,” said Jack, his tone condescending, as if he were talking to a child.

“I don’t have to explain shit to you; now move your arm before I break it!”

“Some girls were just spreading a nasty rumor,” supplied Rapunzel helpfully.

“A rumor?” Jack clarified, “That’s what’s got you all riled up this time? Are you fucking kidding me?”

Now, at the very core of their relationship, Jack and Merida could actually be construed as friends, and sometimes it was beneficial to have a reckless, mildly insane friend, but she was just being ridiculous. Since when had she let a thing anyone else said affect her in any way, for better or worse? And more importantly, why hadn’t she introduced him to her lovely friend much earlier?

“Fuck off Frost, you wouldn’t get it,” she snapped.

“Mer, calm down,” said Rapunzel, “you’re not yourself.”

Jack unintentionally snorted and both girls glared at him this time. “Sorry,” he said quickly, “please stay. I’d like to hear this infamous rumor.”

Merida visibly deflated and sulked back into the dorm room, plopping down on the sofa and running a hand through her unmanageable mane. Rapunzel took a seat next to her and rubbed her back soothingly.

Jack remained standing, waiting to hear what had caused this latest home invasion.

 “I know it’s probably nothing,” Merida began at last, nervously fiddling with the beads on her bracelet, “and I feel ridiculous for even talking to you about this…I just keep hearing that Hiccup’s…there’s a girl—Astrid.” Uncharacteristically fumbling over her words, she at last managed to spit the name out with no lack of bitterness.

“Astrid?” Jack mused aloud. He wasn’t a good friend, but she was one of Hiccup’s fellow engineering students that had dropped by a few times. She seemed cool, a bit intense, but with Merida around, it wasn’t anything unusual. She was kind of hot too, if he remembered correctly.

“Is Hiccup cheating on me with her?” she blurted out.

Jack could only stare at her in shock for a few moments, not sure how to respond. “Hiccup?” he asked at last, “Your boyfriend, my roommate, mild-mannered, freckle-faced, spineless, boy-next-door, Hiccup? He didn’t have the balls to ask you out in the first place—what’s the chance he would sprout a pair and somehow seduce Astrid?”

The words felt foreign in his mouth. ‘Hiccup’ and ‘seduce’ never went together. Stumbling and landing awkwardly in a relationship, completely by accident, maybe, but Hiccup could definitely not seduce anything. Beside that, Hiccup practically worshipped the ground Merida stomped on. Anything less than undying servitude on his dear roommate’s part struck him as bizarre.

“Are you saying he would if he could?” asked Merida.

Jack couldn’t dignify her question with a response. Luckily, he didn’t have to. His phone started to ring and god bless, it was the deceitful boyfriend in question himself. Instead of answering he tossed the phone to the distraught redhead on his couch and quirked an eyebrow at her.

She gave him another glare before staring worriedly at the phone buzzing in her hands. At last, she answered it, hurriedly walking out his room to speak in private with Hiccup.

Jack let out a sight of relief now that she was gone and immediately focused his attention back on the delightful blonde still sitting on his sofa.

“It was nice of you to lend her your phone. She lost hers a few days ago. Though you’re probably not getting it back anytime soon,” said Rapunzel with a small smile.

“It’s fine; I have plans anyway,” he said with a shrug.

“Oh, your term paper? Sorry, I should probably leave you to it,” she said, pushing herself off the sofa.

“Actually, I was planning to take you out for coffee,” said Jack with a smirk.

Rapunzel’s eyes widened slightly and color flooded into her cheeks, but she kept her composure. “You’d ask a girl you’ve just met out for coffee and just assume she’d accept?” she teased.

“You haven’t turned me down yet,” he pointed out, grabbing his coat.

“Well…I’ve never gone on a date with a white-haired guy before,” she mused, standing on her tiptoes to get a closer look at his roots, as if her answer hinged on the color.

“It’s an experience worth repeating.”

Rapunzel laughed at that and Jack grew fond of the sound immediately, hoping to hear it again very soon. He held open the door and even did a little mock bow, to which she politely curtsied.

Jack grinned to himself once more. His paper could wait.

anonymous asked:

do you have any stiles fics where it's like the little mermaid or a Disney princess movie au? thanks!!

We actually did a Disney list a little while back, which you can find here!

Here’s some more Disney AU fics as well where Stiles is the Princess roll.  Hope you enjoy!  -Emmy

Originally posted by tynusia2000

*Stiles is totally Belle, let’s be real*

Little Mermaid:   

The Little Merman by The_Sassiest_Archangel

(7,931 I Teen I WIP)

Rebellious 16-year-old mermaid Stiles Stilinski is fascinated with life on land. On one of his visits to the surface, which are forbidden by his controlling father, King John Stilinski, he falls for a human prince. Determined to be with his new love, Stiles makes a dangerous deal with the sea witch Felix to become human for three days. But when plans go awry for the star-crossed lovers, the king must make the ultimate sacrifice for his son.

The Little Merman (A Teen Wolf Sterek Story) by FutereWriter 

(11,889 I Teen I Complete)

Stiles as the little mermaid. yes, I used the movie and it’s awesome songs. I tried to get as much TW characters in the story as possible. This is Sterek. Stiles x Derek. male x male, Boy x boy, yaoi, don’t like don’t read. pretty much doing an all nighter for this. I may have written ‘her’ instead of ‘him’ sometimes.  So I hope you like it! have fun reading! I also have this story on Fanfiction.net   https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11187618/1/The-Little-merman-A-Teen-Wolf-Sterek-Story

Where Angels Dance by xxxillusionxxx 

(18,595 I Mature I Complete)

The little mermaid AU that nobody asked for

Under The Sea by impalagirl, wilddragonflying    

(20,420 I Teen I Complete)

 “Name your price.”

 Jennifer catches the movement, and she laughs. “I don’t want any of your plundered treasures,” she says, smirking. “I want something a bit more… valuable.”

 Stiles swallows hard. “Like what?”

 “Well, for a prince who spends words like endless coin, I’d say a suitable price would be… your voice.”

Stiles’ jaw drops. “What?

Beauty and the Beast

Bambi And The Wolf by fandoms_unite_1323 

(4,563 I Not Rated I Complete)

Sterek fairytale au because who doesn’t like putting their OTP into a Disney movie! Stiles is Belle and Derek is the beast. It’s better than the summary, I promise!

Druid and the Beast by Venrajade 

(12,811 I Teen I Complete)

In honour of the new Beauty and the Beast trailer:
Once upon a time… in a faraway land lived a young Prince in a castle. The Prince was cursed by a darach into his Alpha form to be locked away forever unless true love’s kiss breaks the spell by his 21st birthday.

“Which is why…” Stiles said as he led his horse Phillipe and Scott through the forest. “We have to go to the castle because SOMEONE got bit by an alpha and tried to eat their friend last night during the full moon. Also, my dad went to the castle to get you help and hasn’t returned so he’s probably in werewolf prison right now.”
“Werewolves don’t exist, Stiles!” Scott exclaimed. “I know you and your dad are from.. elsewhere, but I can tell you for certain that werewolves aren’t real! This is why everyone thinks you’re weird, Stiles.”
“Rude.”

Monster: A Sterek Story by calhale 

(14,891 I Mature I WIP)

Stiles is a boy yearning for his once upon a time; his adventure; his “something more”. He didn’t really think it was going to come by becoming a prisoner of a beast. And who is the man who comes to his room at night and leaves before the sun can light his face? Love comes when we least expect it. Basically a retelling of Disney’s Beauty and the Beast with some extra nonsense.

Without You I Am Lost by peytonlayne24 

(27,639 I Teen I Complete)

“Come into the light.” Stiles demands, wanting to see who he will be forced to spend forever with. Hesitant, the figure obliges, stepping into the skylight and taking off his hood.

Stiles watches as he reveals himself, gasping as he sees multiple scars litter the man’s face. He falls back towards John, stunned at the man’s features, and watches as he fully reveals himself. He sees the man’s teeth extended to a point, and his eyes are glowing a deep red. His teeth return back to normal a moment later, and his eyes dim, the red turning into the most beautiful mix of colors. They seem to be green, but when the light catches they look blue, and at a different angle they look golden. Stiles is drunk on the mesmerizing irises, for they are the most beautiful eyes Stiles has ever seen.

Or ; the Beauty and the Beast AU

Derek Hale Has No Heart by WinglessFlutters 

(39,206 I Not Rated I WIP)

Derek doesn’t have anything or anyone to give a shit about. Only the ambition to become a powerful Alpha. But when a witch casts a life-altering spell on the loner, he’s turned into a mangy dog with only a year to change his heart. Derek begins to accept his fate, however, an accident lands him a place in the Stilinski house, where he has to put up with the most intolerable, annoying, adorable son-of-a-sheriff he’s ever met.

Silver For The Living by Carol989 

(43,545 I Explicit I WIP)

The thing is, everybody knew werewolves had been extinct two hundred years ago and still Beacon Hills had a fucking hunter clan. Why? Who the hell knows.
The only thing Stiles wanted was to get away from that hellhole of a city, but no, of course not, he went and found a whole pack trapped into the Preserve. A cursed pack with a weird ass alpha.
It was just his luck.

Rapunzel/Tangled

Stilespunzel, The Tale by Yassoda 

(30,458 I Mature I Complete)

Stiles has been locked up in a tower since forever. He really wants to go out and explore the world, but his father won’t let him. Enter asshole-ish scary robber guy, and a stolen crown. This is definitely Stiles’ chance!