i know it may not be pretty but i had to

Have some Shiro and Keith to brighten your Thursday. I had to take a break from clean comic lines, animated proportions and halftone and this sort of happened? Whew - nice to go back to my style comfort zone!

So - I finally finished Voltron season 2 - can you tell? Yeah - pretty sure I ship the hell out of this now. Keith’s character development was so awesome. I just need these precious space babies to have a happy ending T_T. 

If you haven’t seen Voltron yet - you should! You may not think it’s something you would normally enjoy, but trust me it will grab you. It’s done by the same team that did Avatar and Korra. So if you liked those it will blow your mind.

Also I need to know - who the hell was that Galra in the Weblum??

I’m just trying to recall the last time we actually saw Dean do anything sexual with anyone. Because in 12.11, we know he had the hots for Larry, and after going for his ride he “blew off steam” with the waitress. But what does that mean? And the fact that he was supposed to meet her after her shift but never showed… for what? Round two? To finish what they started? It is a mystery. I mean, she didn’t seem all that invested, just pissed that he blew her off when she finally did see him again.

And ALL of that technically happened BEFORE HE WAS HEXED!

So, sound mind, consenting adults, and all that. And when she realized that he couldn’t remember because he’d been “roofied,” she was immediately concerned that she may have taken advantage of him and apologized.

I mean, that’s fantastic.

When the heck has Dean ever gotten an apology like that?

This is pretty far removed from “mistakes were made.”

Before this, he had some sort of success in 11.13 before then striking out later in the episode.

And before that was 11.04, where those mistakes were made, whatever that means.

But even with his memories removed and therefore no burden of guilt, we didn’t actually see him hit on anyone the entire episode. He was polite and smiley with people, complimenting Rowena’s hair for being “bouncy” oh my god. Being friendly with the waitress, even smiling at Sam when he had no freaking clue who HE was, let alone who Sam was. Dean’s default without his memories seems to be cheerfully pleasant with a zest for life (and waffles) (and Larry).

So, not a womanizing jerk dudebro.

He thought his own damn life hunting monsters with their angel best friend sounded awesome. He noticed people, but he didn’t have that performing persona. And he unashamedly admitted to loving A DISNEY CARTOON FISH. I mean… 

This was all just so refreshing in a really twisted and terrifying sort of way…

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anonymous asked:

do you know any good altean!lance and galra!keith fics??

ohhhkayyy, god damn, like tumblr crashed on me as I was like 3 fics away from finishing this so I had to like start all over, like rip me.

and, I don’t have many altean lance fics so most of this is galra Keith and pretty much all angsty. I tried to find some less angsty ones, I don’t know how well I succeeded xD.

Note: I’ll be starting weekly fic recs in April. just and fyi~


Warmth by Rahar_Moonfire

Summary: Lance is Allura’s younger brother. During the mission to retrieve the Red Lion from Galra hands, he gets captured. His guard is a curious Galra halfbreed named Keith who may just be his ticket to freedom. He’s a bit small for an alpha, but Lance is sure he can handle it. A little flirting never hurt anyone after all. The fact Keith is good looking for a Galra and those ears wiggle (so cute!) doesn’t influence this decision. Nope. Not one bit.
Series: 4 Works
            Work 1 WC: 61497 (19/19)
            Work 2 WC: 111883 (32/32)
            Work 3 WC: 133875 (42/42)
            Work 4 WC: 71480 (21/?)
Notes: THIS IS LIKE THE ONLY FIC I HAVE WITH ALTEAN!LANCE AND GALRA!KEITH. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. gahgldfkjhsa;d, ok so this is just an amazing series, some nsfw tossed in btw, youve been wared. but over all, i just love this series so much and i need to like catch really bad… i didnt know work3 or 4 even existed… >.< 11/10

Echoes of the Past by Gigapoodle

Summary: It was his fault. He shouldn’t have retreated – he should have ran after them, Galra forces be damned, and ripped the red paladin right out of his weaponized hands, shooting the commander dead on the spot.But he hadn’t. Lance stood there, frozen with adrenaline and fear, before backing out with tears in his eyes, justifying it to himself by saying, ‘he won’t get far, we can easily get him back once I have Voltron with me.’He’d forgotten they didn’t have Voltron. He’d forgotten that without Keith, Voltron was nothing.Keith is Galra. Keith is gone. Keith is Galra. Keith is gone.
WC: 28197
Notes: -hands over some tissues- here you will need these. 100/10

I Was Born A Lion by spectralPhobia

Summary: After Keith discovers he is part Galra and Red lion rejects him, there’s only one way he can make himself useful: to join Galra and try to wreck them from the inside, while figuring out a relationship with a guy who turns out to be his biological father.
A comic about one stubborn man’s self-discovery, the challenges of spying, everyone in team Voltron being BAMF, and the universe that needs saving, as usual.
WC: comic, so no words counted by AO3 (11/?)
Notes: Galra Keith because Thace is some kinda of scientist? Uhm yes please. 10/10

your claws in me by burlesquecomposer

Summary: “Oh trust me. When I’m done with you, I won’t be able to stop laughing,” Lance says lowly, and his lips curl farther, and there’s something wild in his stare, and it hits Keith suddenly.This isn’t Lance.
Lance falls under the control of Zarkon’s Druids, and although his friends manage to get him back, nothing is quite the same. Maybe the Galra succeeded after all. Maybe the Galra merely wanted to tear Team Voltron apart from the inside.
WC: 49072 (12/12)
Notes: Rip Lance tbh, this is like really angsty and my heart breaks for Lance. but yes, galra keith is there to save the day~ 10/10

This House Unfinished by boyghosts

Summary: “Concept,” Lance said, his voice heavy and gutted with the ache of it; he caught Keith’s gaze and smiled wide, for show. “The war’s over. We’re back home. All the things we love in one place.”Lance keeps losing the things he’s built. Then there’s Keith.
WC: 30776
Notes: -cackles- have some tissues my friend 100/10

Dancing Lion, Painted Wings by genericfanatic

Summary: Years after peace has been made between the Galran and Altean kingdoms, The witch Haggar comes for vengeance. The young symbol of peace, the half-galran, half-altean Prince Kalor is lost. His aunt, Princess Allura, and his bodyguard, Shiro, are heartbroken.10 years later, an orphan named Keith sets out on his own, trying to find the key to his past. All he has to help him is a small figurine with a cryptic message, a friendly engineer, a technician and her friendly robot, and a cocky con man with a mysterious, yet familiar past.
WC: 35154 (14/14)
Notes: the anastasia au everyone talks about. and like galtean keith gives me life, but conman Lance gives me more. 10/10

It Takes a Village by Zemmiphobia

Summary: One decision by an injured soldier changes not only the fate of the universe, but the fate of her young son.
WC: 18010 (6/6)
Notes: Smol Keith is like my fav, hes so cute in this. and Ulaz being a dad just heals my heart, like bless. 11/10

Ashes, Ashes by vagrantBreath

Summary: Everyone knew their kitten was destined for something greater.No one guessed it was Voltron.
WC: 26639 (20/20)
Notes: Keith raised by the BoM technically makes him Galra right? xD Hahah no, he does have ties, but yeah i love this, hes a sheltered little shit and its great. 9/10

Purple Marks and Bleeding Heart by TeaParade

Summary: Mark #223-code-violet, Lance’s newest job, is not what the sniper signed up for when he joined team Voltron, a specialist group designed to take out the universe’s worst of the worst. This mark shouldn’t be any different from the other Galra, but he is. And Lance is having a very hard time.
WC: 52377 (12/?)
Notes: Sniper Lance and Galra Keith. literally one of my fav pairings. like straight up (tho nothing about this is straight in any sense really) 11/10

To See Blue Skies by BoyBitingDemon

Summary: He scoffed as he watched the fight below, the crowds going wild at the two fighters in the arena. They had such poor taste for entertainment these days.He heard a small sound of amusement from the one sitting next to his standing form, ever vigilant.“As if you were any better your first time in the arena.” They murmured under their breath, a small smile sneaking onto their face, pupiless gold eyes focused on the fight below, but their attention solely on the person standing guard next to him.“I must have have been somewhat impressive to catch the eyes of a certain prince now wasn’t I?"The prince snuck a glance towards the taller, whose face was hidden behind the helmet they wore."You caught a lot more than just my eye that’s for sure.”
WC: 5947 (4/?)
Notes: i,, just love this fic? Like Galra Prince Keith and Champion Lance, you can’t really get much better than this. 10/10

If Only I Could Cry TheSlytherinMudblood

Summary: Galra biology differs from human biology in many ways. For example, Galra are purple. They have yellow eyes. The mammalian ones are able to purr.They also lack tear ducts.
WC: 586
Notes: this is short and sweet (read angsty sorry not sorry) 8/10

The Master of Disguise by NireYllek

Summary: “Wait, what that doesn’t make any sense.” Hunk protested.Pidge shook her head with a tsk. “It does if one of us is disguised as Allura.”Pidge flashed a smirk in Lance’s direction. “I’m sorry, why are you looking at me?” Lance protested. Something in Keith’s brain clicked, he looked at Lance and then at the Princess.Put a little make up on him, a wig, and a dress and he could- OH my god.
WC: 33596 (6/6)
Notes: Tbh, this made me giggle so much. Lance dressed as Allura and Keith and his gay awakening™ just give me life ok. 10/10

Taking a few days to myself

Hello all! 

As you may know, I’ve had a pretty bad past few weeks. To top it off, I’ve been in the hospital for the past 2 days. I was just released but need some time to recover. This means that both this blog and my other blog @unflatteringcatselfies may not be very active this week. 

I apologize for any inconveniences. The queue is up for both blogs, so there will still be content! 

Have a fun and cat filled day! 

A new jacket
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Lance:</b> so I've been thinking...<p/><b>Keith:</b> that's pretty dangerous, buddy<p/><b>Pidge:</b> yeah, Lance, don't hurt yourself over there!<p/><b>Lance:</b> fuck you, Keith. You gonna let me finish??<p/><b>Keith:</b> haha.. yeah, go for it.<p/><b>Lance:</b> so I was thinking about getting a new jacket. You know, like Keith's!<p/><b>Shiro:</b> ..and why would you want to do that?<p/><b>Lance:</b> Keith may I try on your jacket?<p/><b>Keith:</b> yeah, sure..<p/><b>Lance:</b> *smiling as sliding on keith's jacket* you know, you look just s o h a n d s o m e that maybe if I had a cropped jacket like this I can also look as good as you.<p/><b>Keith:</b> Thank y-<p/><b>Hunk (whispering to Shiro):</b> I smell some klance shenanigans ..<p/><b>Shiro:</b> *annoyed sigh* yeah... wait,what?<p/><b>Lance:</b> *walking towards a mirror posing* Nah.. this ugly thing would only look good on the ugliest man alive! *tosses jacket at Keith*<p/><b>Keith:</b> you son of a.. LANCE GET BACK HERE!<p/><b>Pidge:</b> oOH LANCE YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW!! GET 'IM KEITH! WOO!<p/><b></b> Pidge just cheers on the chaos and Hunk loves watching his boyfriends piss each other off.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

longshotswiftshadow  asked:

I have a question what's Heart songs preference on partners does she prefer stallions or mares and what would she say or do if a stallion asked her out on a date

I think I’m a bit lazy in that I make pretty much all of my OCs bisexual. Everything’s just so much easier that way. So Heart has no preference really. 

Heart would certainly go out on a date with someone she was attracted to and had a rapport with.

She’s everyone’s friend, but I think she’d be pretty picky about who she got romantically involved with. She won’t be swept off her hooves by just anyone. 

Heart’s pretty open about being flirty and playful, but she’s definitely not someone who falls for just anyone with a pretty face, in a romantic sense. She may have crushes or be attracted to someone, but she’s old enough to know when it’s a romantic feeling and when it’s just “whew, that pony’s hot”.

So after Louis’ tweet about Devlin, people pointed out that Harry followed them. Some said he followed after Louis’ tweet, which was debunked…but then everyone just seemed to settle on the follow being a couple weeks ago?

Which…people track these things now, and whenever the guys follow someone, it gets posted on social media…so people would know if it was recent-ish.

I’m procrastinating doing something else, so I decided to look into it.

Spoiler alert: Harry has followed Devlin for…years.

I can’t narrow it down to an exact date, but I was able to narrow it down looking for tweets indicating Harry had followed a famous account.

There’s a tweet from June 23, 2011 saying that Harry followed Rosso’s. Harry followed Rosso’s 10 people before following Devlin. 

 There’s a tweet from May 8, 2012 indicating that Harry was following Greg James. It’s not clear whether Harry had just followed him or not. Harry followed Devlin approximately 90 people before following Greg James.

Pretty wide gap there, but…

I couldn’t find any tweets for when Harry followed Coldplay, but on August 1, 2011 there’s a few tweets with #coldplayfollowharrystyles, so shall we assume that Harry was following Coldplay before that? Harry followed Devlin before Coldplay.

So it feels like a safe bet that sometime in 2011 between June 23rd and August 1st, Harry followed Devlin.

(I’m laughing/cringing at good ‘ole Rusty being in this screenshot…heh…)

Negan’s

Title: Negan’s

Characters: Negan x You

Warnings: NSFW, swearing, oral sex

Note: ………………..this just made me realize how much I suck at writing smut but I did try. Also, this may or may not have a second part…let me know if you guys like it enough to request for a second part lol. Advanced Happy Valentine’s Day to y’all Negan lovers! xoxo

Part Two

It was the night that Negan was going to make you his.

You were on the verge of giving up on life when Negan and his Saviors found you, trapped on top of a huge truck amidst the sea of the undead. All you wanted was to stop all the running and to continue living without having to worry about the walkers turning you into one of them. So when Negan had saved you and offered you a pretty interesting deal, you didn’t think twice and immediately said yes.

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Good morning everybody ♡

The last couple of days were pretty exhausting for me, jobwise. Even more so yesterday I was looking forward to train. Compared to other training sessions it was kind of frustrating though. I was not able to lift as much as the last time and I just could not get the pump. After doing what I had to do, that is getting a sufficient stimulus for muscle growth, I stopped - reluctantly.

See, sometimes things don’t work out the way we planned. Be that as it may. Accept it and move on. I could have pushed through yesterday but that would have led to even more fatigue. It would have been a chore and I don’t want that to happen. Training to me is something epic, something that makes me very happy. If, for some reason, it does not satisfy me, I try again. Knowing that the next level is out there waiting for me.

I ate well and had a good night sleep and I woke up this morning feeling a lot better. Heading to the gym for arms day, I expect nothing less from my arms than to explode!

Have a great day!

anonymous asked:

Boy those Paley pictures are something else. That was way before my time (I didn't even know Outlander - books and show - existed then) but man. Sam and Cait sure wore their feelings on their faces for everyone to see. Cait was pretty possessive then by the looks of those pics. Wasn't that around the time of Sam stopping in the middle of the marathon? If someone asked me from those photos I'd say couple without a doubt. What a difference from some of the recent photos. It's a shame.

I hadn’t read the books or seen the show when Paley gifs showed up on my dash. They may school it better now, either out of necessity or because of the natural amount of chill a lot of relationships settle into as time passes, but they seriously can’t be surprised anyone thought they were together. Or, at the very least, had rocked the Trailer of Love a few times.

Sam’s “if we were together we wouldn’t say” doesn’t hold water when applying the old adage of actions speaking louder than words. They still exhibit so many of those behaviors that caught my eye. It’s the sweetest, most irritatingly complex game of I Spy, but my ass still gladly plays it.

linmnuel  asked:

hamilton but everyone's wearing actual clothes from the time period instead of the simplified outfits that they use in the show

HITS THAT MF LIKE BUTTON

jesus christ i m a g i n e

h, holy shit,,

hamilton in pink……………….

LOOK!!!!!!! THE EMBROIDERY!!!!!!! FUCK ME UP!!!!!

eliza…… in this….. amazign…..

i mean i know it’s. impractical and they’d probably sweat tonnes on stage and it’d be a pain in the ass AND cost a lot of money/time to make several hundred of these but. fuck me in the face.

u bet ur ass hamilton bought and wore this kind of flashy shit…. let him wear it…. let him prance about like the proud pretty boy he is…

I ventured out into the world today to buy groceries and attend a work meeting. That may seem like a small accomplishment but because I have to keep my phallus elevated as much as possible it’s made going outside (and walking in general) difficult. For the most part I’ve been pretty confined to wherever I’m staying and so leaving the house, even for a short trip, is a big step recovery-wise and a welcome change.

Attending the work meeting also reminded me how much I care about and value the people I work with. From the time I pulled up to the time I left I had coworkers right by my side helping me walk, asking if needed anything, asking if had enough food at home, checking in about if I needed more time off, welcoming me back, saying they really missed having me there, etc. They don’t know what surgeries I’ve had, just that I’m young and have had a lot of them, and they never ask either. They didn’t even know I was coming to this meeting. They just care about my wellbeing and if there’s anything that can be done to help the recovery process. One of them even started making a scar cream for my arm after we had a discussion about how it was healing a few months post-op.

Does this make you feel better, @acdoptis? This picture came off Mackenzies IG. It was taken at People’s “Ones to Watch” party in 2014. They have known each other a while. She didn’t just show up and none of us know the details of what, if anything, transpired between them in the past. Other than this picture, mutually following on Tw for years and the fact they both stay in Venice while in CA. But, if one wants to judge a photo…I would say they look pretty comfortable with each other if this was indeed their first meeting, JS.

Additionally I think it’s entirely wrong for Shippers to call Sam a douche and assume he broke up Mac and BM. No one knows the exact date Mac and BM broke up. Nor does anyone know what problems they may have had in their relationship. Many of you want to think the worst of Sam or Mac for decisions they made to date. It’s very unfair to both of them. Sam was single. If Mac was too, great. They seem to be very happy. But, if Mac made a choice to leave a relationship to be with Sam, that’s her business. She’s a grown up. And, for the record, I saw those nasty hashtags Billy used to describe her. Not a nice guy to openly bad mouth her like that. Regardless of why things ended between them. He’s the douche! Good riddance!

And Shippers, please stop with the “she was traveling around with Billy last fall”. That is a story you made up in your heads because there were pictures that helped you concoct a story to “prove” she wasn’t with Sam when she was. Yes, she was, both in Scotland and NY! So just stop it!

kagewho  asked:

daisuga & coffee

This isn’t my favorite writing, but it turned out pretty cute. Also Daichi RIP

“Why,” Daichi murmured to the gods above.

“Why what?” Kuroo asked from behind him. Daichi groaned and faced his boss, this was his fault.

“Why am I working the 3am shift every.day.this.week?” he responded, punctuating each syallable. What did he do to piss Kuroo off?

“Oh, that.” Kuroo replied nonchalantly. “I’m just doing you a favor.”

“How is waking me up for a 3am shift doing me a favor?” he rebuttled.

“Daichi, Daichi, Daichi, do you know who comes to the cafe at 3 every single day?” Kuroo asked, a wicked smile on his face. “No, of course you don’t, because while you may oogle at him from the counter, you’ve never actually had the balls to go talk to him.”

“Daichi doesn’t have the balls to talk to some one? Well this is new!” Oikawa remarked as he joined them in the staff room. 

“Oh yes,” Kuroo grinned, his eyes gleaming. “You know that guy who always comes in at 3?”

“Fair skin, silver hair, beauty mark under his left eye?” Kuroo nodded. “That’s Sugawara Koushi, he’s in my physics class,” Oikawa explained.

“You know him?” Daichi asked, obviously interested. Oikawa smirked.

“I know everyone Daichi, you should already know that,” Oikawa scoffed, his head held high. 

“Wait, Oikawa, you’re break isn’t for another 15 minutes,” Kuroo remarked, glancing at the clock.

“It’s slow and Kou-chan was doing fine on his own,” he shrugged.

“You left Bokuto behind the counter alone! Dammit Tooru,” Kuroo yelled, rushing out of the room. 

“Well,” Oikawa said, putting a hand on Daichi’s shoulder. “This is your chance, don’t fuck it up.”

He did.

It didn’t happen right away, the first few days of his week of early shifts were rather bland. The actual angel Sugawara came in everyday, ordered a latte, and set up all of his books and notes on a table in the corner. Thanks to some miraculous force, Daichi was able to go through these days without error. It was the fourth day, however, where everything went to shit. 

It had started like any other day, the cafe was open and ready to go when Suga arrived at 3 on the dot. He ordered his usual latte, but this time, instead of going to the table in the corner, he sat at the counter, just drinking his coffee. He didn’t get his books or notes out, he just sat, looking at Daichi.

“So,” the silver haired man began, taking a sip of his latte. “How’d you manage to get stuck with this shift?”

“Uh,” Daichi stumbled, he obviously couldn’t tell him the real reason. “My boss is an ass,” he settled with.

“Is that so?” he laughed, and oh was that the most beautiful sound Daichi had ever heard.

“It’s not so bad,” Daichi chuckled. “I’m Sawamura Daichi, by the way. Everyone calls my Daichi.”

“Sugawara Koushi, Suga for short,” he introduced himself. Daichi smiled, this was going smoother than he imagined. 

“Well, Suga, do you want a refill?” he asked, already reaching for the cup. 

“I would love one,” he smiled, and Daichi swore his heart stopped. He didn’t think this gorgeous man could be any more beautiful. Daichi took the cup and turned. 

Everything went wrong.

He turned directly into an open cabinet, smacking his nose and stumbling backwards. He dropped the mug, which shattered against the concrete floor. As he was stumbling backwards, he slipped on some spilt coffee, falling right onto the broken mug.

“Oh my God are you okay?!?” Suga asked, rushing around the counter to Daichi. 

“That fucking hurt,” he commented, sitting up. He nose hurt from the cabinet, and there was a sharp pain in his back. 

“Daichi you’re bleeding!” Suga exclaimed, kneeling next to him. “There’s glass in your back!”

“Oh, fuck. Okay, um, there’s a first aid kit in the staff room. Would you mind switching the sign to close while you’re at it?” Daichi instructed, trying carefully not to move. Suga nodded and got up, rushing to the front of the store before going to the back. 

“Take off your shirt,” he ordered as he came back, first aid kit in tow. Daichi was able to unbutton it, but he couldn’t slid it off his arms without wincing in pain.

“Um, Suga,” he muttered, his face turning red.“ Could you maybe help me, please?“ 

“Oh, of course, I didn’t even think-” he rambled on.

“Don’t be so hard on yourself, this wasn’t your fault. I’m not even sure how the hell I managed to fuck up this badly,” he joked, earning a slight chuckle from Suga.

“I will say, that was definitely something to watch,” he grinned, sliding off Daichi’s shirt. “The way that played out didn’t seem real.”

“I believe it,” Daichi smiled. He may be in pain, but seeing Suga laugh made it hurt less, as cheesy as that sounded. He hissed as Suga started pulling the glass shards out of his back.

“Sorry,” he apologized. “I’m going to clean it now, so sorry in advance.” Daichi bit down on his tongue to prevent the groan from coming out. After a few minutes of silence, Daichi heard the rustle of band aids.

“I’m going to put these on the deeper cuts,” Suga explained, pressing softly against his back. He paused slightly before adding more pressure to one of the spots on his back. 

“Okay, you should be good now,” he said, sliding back. Daichi carefully stood up, grabbing his shirt from the floor and turning to Suga.

“Thanks,” he said, grabbing the first aid kit. “I’m going to go call Ushijima to come work, I should probably go to the hospital, just in case.”

“I agree. I actually should go too, I have some work to get do. Goodbye Daichi,” Suga waved, grabbing his bag and walking out the door.

“Goodbye,” he muttered to the silent shop. He stood for a moment before turning and walking to the staffroom. He called Ushijima, asking him to come into work. He agreed, he could be there in 5 minutes. Daichi put his shirt into he back of the couch and sat down carefully; he would have to ask Ushijima to clean things up.

“What’s on your back?” Ushijima asked as he entered from behind Daichi.  Daichi turned his head slightly, taking in the other man.

“Band-Aids. I had a bit of an accident,” he admitted.

“Not the band-aids, the writing,” he replied, seeming uninterested in Daichi’s injury story. Daichi’s eyebrows squished together. Writing? He walked over to a small wall mirror and turned around, his back facing it. He turned his head and read the writing on one of the larger band aids.

It was a phone number

Christmas in March

Rating: M

Because we had feet of snow last week and I don’t know if I trust in Spring.

For @lifeinahole27 and @phiralovesloki who have terrible, awful grading. May some terrible, awful Christmas smut on the first day of Spring make it better.


A close chuckle made her eyes snap back open, starting at the sight of her pirate suddenly feet from her with a wide smirk on his face.

“The Saviour gets defeated by some pretty lights and some string?” Killian asked, hook lightly tapping on the strand.

She was not amused. “Don’t you have some tinsel to maim or something?”

Seemingly unperturbed by her tone, he stepped closer, hook latching onto the lights.  “Here love, let me help.”

Emma scoffed. She had two hands and ended up in this mess. Clearly he was just going to make it worse–

Hand and hook moved methodically until Emma was freed, minutes later while he stood, holding two perfectly untangled strands of lights and a teasing grin on his face above the ridiculous red-and-green scarf Mary Margaret had tossed to him when he offered to brave the cold and assist David with the lights.

She was not a scrooge.

But this was all too much.

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AMONKHET THEORY

So, as many have already speculated, Amonkhet may just be a “planeswalker factory” set up by Nicol Bolas. However, the purpose of devising such a thing has not been as well theorized. (TL:DR version at end of post)

First, some background to get everyone up to speed. We already have evidence that Amonkhet is an artificial plane created by Nicol Bolas. I figure this is to prevent unwanted travelers to interfere with his plans. I assume an artificial plane is much easier to “hide” amongst the multiverse. As far as we know, only pre-mending walkers were ever powerful enough to create an entire plane on their own, so Amonkhet is probably pretty old, which means Bolas has had plenty of time to mold the plane and its inhabitants to his will.

So, the “planeswalker factory” in question is the Trial of the Five Gods. We’ve learned that all denizens of Amonkhet work their entire lives for a chance to partake in this trial to appease their God-King, presumably Nicol Bolas, and earn passage into the afterlife. We also know that sparks are most likely to ignite when the individual is put into an extremely stressful, potentially life-threatening situation. This trial could be just that. Putting individuals through tests to awake their latent spark. And since no-one is ever expected to return from the trial (moving on to the afterlife and all) no denizen of the plane can refute it and Bolas gets to do whatever he wants to the survivors.

So, for a while people have assumed Bolas has been collecting these planeswalkers as an army to use to conquer the Multiverse. However, we have been ignoring his greatest desire, to regain his original power. What if, instead of creating an army, he is stealing and storing/consuming all of the sparks from these new walkers and using them to regain his own lost power? We’ve seen sparks transfer from one to another (i.e., Venser and Karn) and sparks can exist independent of the person they originally belong to.

TL:DR: Bolas is using his “Planeswalker Factory” to create and harvest the sparks from new planeswalkers in order to make himself more powerful.

Here are some alive Noah headcannons because I hate myself

  • Noah was 17 right at the peak of the Emo (2006-2008 I’m not sure) so you cannot convince me he didn’t wear eyeliner on certain occasions. BUT it was tasteful and didn’t make him look like a raccoon (maybe he wore it bc it was pretty the world may never know) 
  • was actually really funny. when he was trying, and even when he wasn’t. he couldn’t go anywhere without making someone laugh
  • REALLY picky. probably only ate chicken nuggets. his mom always had to make a separate meal for him
  • also had a ton of food allergies but it was always weird stuff that no one eats anyways
  • he would use it as an excuse not to eat at friends’ houses though because no one knew if he was lying or not 

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anonymous asked:

I think there is a high possibility that Vilde may be asexual

hi! let me share some of the specific moments so far in the show that have pretty heavily convinced me that vilde is a lesbian:

  • her hyper-obsessive behavior toward william despite her never actually saying she has feelings for him (i.e. exhibiting clear signs of compulsory heteronormativity)
  • her telling noora and the girl squad that she never gets horny and yet, saying she got turned on by making out with eva
  • her describing extremely feminine images when noora is trying to get her to fantasize about having sex with william
  • her describing her sexual encounter with william as feeling like “a sneeze down there” even though she says that she had an orgasm
  • noora’s comment to eskild that “vilde doesn’t even know what gay means” despite vilde’s numerous mentions of lesbianism (convinced that noora has a gf, the cozy-sounding lesbian couple, etc)
  • the kattehookern/cat/pussy symbolism that shifts from magnus to vilde in 10:10

so yeah. obviously it’s cool to headcanon her as asexual if you want but we’ve definitely gotten vilde expressing sexual desire after her encounter with eva, as well as a Whole Bunch of multilayered directing and writing choices aligning her with lesbianism ✌🏻