i know it doesnt make sense but it sounded cute in my head

anonymous asked:

BODY 👏 SWAP 👏 TROPE 👏 Hcs for members switching bodies with another member for a day what would they do 👻 You can pick who switches with who ~ love you 💕

i am loving this freaky friday shit

Yoosung in Jumin’s body

  • suddenly sleep deprived gamer boy has to play head of a massive corporation for the day?
  • he hates it
  • FIRST OF ALL, he cant understand anything anyone is saying
  • he cant even enjoy all the luxury of being Jumin, he’s too busy answering confusing phone calls that he has to clumsily stutter his way through
  • “Mr. Han, did you look over the marketing teams newest proposal for re-branding products to better appeal to a wider range of potential clients?”
  • “um…yea it was good. sounds like a good idea”
  •  “excellent. when you have time today please email me with-”
  • “yea sure tell Jaehee and i’ll do it”
  • “Mr. Han, i think-”
  • he hangs up, and that happens a few times before he even gets to work
  • gets lost like three times looking for his own office
  • as soon as he sees Jaehee he runs up to her and hugs her
  • “Jaehee oh my god this has been the worst morning ever everyone talks like their 50 years old and i-”
  • “Mr. Han? i dont think this behavior is-”
  • he lets go and brushes himself off, clearing his throat
  • “ah..um..yes, of course. i’ll be in my office…..assistant Kang…”
  • tries to pull his office door open, discovering that its a push door
  • all day:

Zen in Jaehee’s body

  • first of all
  • he knew Jaehee was a fan but like….
  • not this big of a fan
  • he is both overwhelmed by how thankful he is to have so much support and…a little freaked out?
  • also, he thinks Jaehee is attractive but who are we kidding, when he looked in the mirror and saw not himself, he was pretty upset
  • also pretty disappointed in Jaehee’s fashion sense but thats another subject for another day
  • there is no way in hell Zen was gonna go play Jumin assistant all day, he would rather die probably
  • and Zen knows better than anyone just how desperately this poor girl needs a break
  • so he decides to have a little treat yo self day!
  • he goes shopping and drinks fancy starbucks coffee and even gets a massage
  • he even snags a few cute boys numbers
  • (which yknow….Jaehee doesnt really need….but anyway)
  • he isnt really giving Jaehee a day off by doing this
  • but at least the massage will leave her feeling good in the morning!!

Jaehee in Seven’s body

  • cleaning
  • just, so much cleaning
  • also leaving the house to buy groceries
  • then getting a violent reminder that Seven is a very busy person when his boss calls
  • he sounds so scary and keeps talking about a “hard deadline” and someone named “agent vanderwood”
  • isnt that Sevens maid or something….?
  • well, no one can work on an empty stomach. not even the defender of justice
  • when she returns, agent vanderwood is there but she doesnt know its him
  • probably goes all martial arts on him, thinking its an intruder
  • vanderwood is a trained agent so he fights back a bit before being like SEVEN WHatTHE FUCK WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME ILL LITERALLY TAZE YOU
  • “taze me? arent you here to clean?”
  • VANDERWOOD IS READY TO KILL
  • “just do your work, alright?”
  • “um…yea…of course….”
  • KEYBOARD MASHING
  • Jaehee has no idea whats going on but she knows how to make it sound like she’s doing shit
  • starts working on C&R projects at one point

Jumin in Zen’s body

  • first thing he does is wake up and chop his hair off
  • all that hair just gets in the way?? he hates it??
  • that will be a nice surprise for Zen the next day :)
  • he knows that Zen probably has rehearsal and stuff but he’s not an actor
  • and he has a more important job to do anyway at C&R 
  • uuuggHHHH why doesnt Zen own any NICE suits??!
  • spends Zen’s money on a 3 piece suit
  • much better :)
  • then he tried to go into work just, as Zen
  • so many people tried to stop and ask who he was but he just walked past them
  • theres no time to try and prove his identity, he has to start the work day
  • finally he gets to his floor, where Jaehee is working at her desk
  • “assisstant Kang, i will be working in Zen’s body today. please forward my massages”
  • JAEHEE IS AEUFGGKWBEKJNSDVIHSEFN
  • THATS ZENS VOICE
  • but?? is that zen???
  • so upset because he has to reschedule all his meetings for that day
  • “i cant meet with the board looking like this”

707 in Yoosungs body

  • TIME FOR SCHOOL, KIDS
  • he has so much fun being Yoosung
  • hates Yoosung’s laptop so much
  • he misses his high performance laptop
  • finds a planner with Yoosungs class schedule in it
  • Yoosung doodles all over his planner, thats so cute
  • alright, he has to do everything he can with his one day back in college
  • upon entering his first class, he finds they’re taking an exam
  • its calc 2 so he aces it, of course
  • you’re so welcome, Yoosung
  • acts like a total smart ass all day
  • after classes he plays LOLOL for like 6 hours straight
  • Yoosung is literally so lucky to have me inside his body today
  • (lolololololololol)
  • also does all of Yoosungs homework for him
  • thinks to himself all day wow Seven, you’re such a saint

THANKS FOR READING!!!! SORRY FOR PUSHING MY YOOSEVEN AGENDA ALL THE TIME

edit: i love you too

anonymous asked:

Hi hi scenario where jimin is your boss and likes you since you starded working for him. He gets jealous and angry when he sees his worker flirt with you and take his anger at you. (You think he hates you but sometimes he is really nice to you the sweet side him makes you like him) at late night work you two fight it drives you to quit but he doesnt want to let you go and things leds you to sex (kinky, heated and with a lot of dirty talk) later he confesses to you... LOL sorry to detailed

Office Wars:

With an indignant growled your hands balled up at your desk seeing the large file that was just dropped down by your boss’s assistant. You clicked your tongue nodding your head, slowly trying to get your anger down and under your belt. But Jimin always did something that would seem to piss you off whenever you came into work. It made no sense it was like he fucked with you on purpose because he knew that he could get under your skin and cause a reaction out of you.  You pressed your feet into the ground one into the other your hands drumming against your leg as you made your way towards his office. Knocking harshly on the door, listening to his receptionist shout “he’s busy” well too fucking bad! Storming in you saw Jimin there his hands pressed down on the desk in a general meeting. All his fellow company heads sitting down looking at you, and their looks were anything less than intrigued. You had on a simple dress that was skin tight and curved up your body but the ends flared out in a wave motion, the dark soft blue dress bringing out your eyes. Your heels were thigh high boots that you just had to wear on this cold day (and you knew that Jimin would be looking) but seeing him right now you regretted all of it.

“Miss Y/N.” Jimin said sternly after getting over his shock of seeing you and of course you looked breathtaking like always but today you had gone overboard with him always bursting through his doors as if you owned the place, it was time to put you in line.

“I’m.. Sorry I can come back.” You muttered quietly as you tried to back up.

“No. You wanted to come in and interrupt us. Please tell me what was so important that you would interrupt a director board meeting.” The way Jimin said those words made your skin crawl. And looking at him, the black suit and white shirt with a black tie looking good on him. His light brown locks falling into his eyes and a golden earing shined from where he stood. He was so sexy, his thighs looking firm and taut in those slacks. Swallowing you sighed not wanting to do this in front of all his friends, all the fire in your system down and dead now. Hesitantly you opened your mouth holding up your file.

“This is too much work on top of everything else, I can’t finish this tonight.” You were going to keep going but one of the men started laughing, looking up at you he tilted his head.

“Did you really come interrupt the head of your company to tell him you couldn’t do his work? Didn’t know you let your workers run so.. Wild here Jimin.” The male with dark brown hair stated, a goofy deep laugh from his throat as he watched Jimin whose ears flared up.

“Excuse me?” You asked steadying your feet because that was over the line. “Wild?! Did you call me wild?”

“I said all of his employees and I certainly didn’t stutter but it warms my heart to know you can hear. Now if you will excuse us grown men are talking.” He called himself dismissing you, and your eyes opened wide a few dry laughs from your throat as you took a step forward the heat from your anger radiating off your body.

“Grown man?? You sound like a fucking child who just lost minutes at recess. How about you watch your mouth and don’t tell me what to do because you’re not my fucking boss and even if you were which you would never be I would never-“

“Y/N!” Jimin shouted your name harshly. The fire in his eyes told you that it would be in your best interest to keep quiet. “Right now, you are acting like a child and I am very disappointed in you, either do the work or pack up and don’t come back.” Jimin warned causing you to slowly back away from him and storm off in a heat of emotions. And ever since that day a week ago, you had never stepped foot in his office again or even bothered to say shit when you were tired and overworked.

“Don’t feel to stressed Y/N I have to do the same work that you do and I know together we will get through it.” A cute nerdy co-worker told you, his hand on your shoulder as he tried to comfort you and soon he was hugging you close around the waist, his hands tightly gripping onto your hips. Jimin saw all of this and he became more upset at you and the guy touching you, to the point where he had his assistant drop a massive stack of files onto your desk. Seeing the stack, your mind went blank. You couldn’t go into his office and demand he talk it out with you, it would only end in you possibly getting embarrassed by someone again. Sighing softly, you leaned back in your chair waiting for the day to end.

Chuckling lightly with your feet propped on your desk you made sure that you were not doing a fucking thing during work. Playing on your cellphone watching the images pop up on your screen as you dashed the little cookies across the flat surface sighing in contentment. Once the last person from the job packed up their shit and was leaving, you grabbed the files and shut down everything at your desk walking towards Jimin’s office because you knew he stayed late on the weekdays so he could go party on the weekends. Meaning his assistant was gone as well. Hearing slight grunts and groans you pushed open the door of his office seeing Jimin hunched over his paper work, annoyance in his rigid position. He had taken off his suit jacket leaving him in just a white shirt that had the sleeves rolled up to his elbows, his tie loosened a bit, and from what you could see it looked as if he had on gray pants and a belt.

“Unless you’re here to say you have finished my work I told you that you could go home Ms. Jieun.” He called his office assistant name making you smile as you slammed the door and walked up to his desk, slamming the large files on it. Some papers scattered everywhere and Jimin’s facial expression was priceless. Eyes raised behind his clear oval glasses, and mouth hanging open at the fact that the papers were getting disorganized.

“I’m not Jieun, but I am quitting so have a nice night and you know fuck you.” You smiled sweetly turning on your heels walking towards the door.

“Such a spoiled brat.” Jimin spat through clenched teeth, his eyes roaming over your curved figure, eyes going to your ass waiting for you to halt in your tracks and when you did he kept going. “What can’t get your co-worker to drool over you and do your work so now you quit you little baby girl?” He asked in a teasing small voice mocking you. Turning around on your heels you felt your anger rise more with that man.

“Fuck you, besides it’s not my fault he’s a real man.” You tried to hit below the belt.

“Baby anyone can be a real man to a spoiled brat like you. Your problem is you don’t know your place. And you aren’t quitting you’re going to come clean up these fucking papers and finish your work. Either right now or early in the morning.” Jimin stated with a shrug of his shoulders. Feeling extra smart with him, your hands crossed behind your back as you walked forward towards him. Leaning over his desk with a crooked smile you looked him in his eyes.

“Make me.” You said teasingly. In a flash your head was being brought down to the stack of papers on the male’s desk. Jimin smirked getting up as he held you in place walking around you slowly and keeping you there he leaned over you pulling your head back by your hair, his hand going down to slap your ass through your thin tight pink skirt, His hand gripped at the hems pushing it up over your plump ass.

“Gladly.” He stated as he positioned himself behind you, his eyes taking in your body greedily from head to toe.

“Y-you can’t do this!” You shouted to him and he started slapping your ass again causing you to wince and squirm under him.

“Aww does it hurt?” He tsked softly ripping at your panties pulling them from your body. He spread your legs wider looking down at your pussy his hand moving to grip and pull your ass cheek apart from the other groaning as he saw your body exposed to him. “I can do whatever the fuck I want because I’m the boss here and you’re the girl who is going to learn her place, and how to stop walking around acting as if you own the business and not me.”

You were going to retort, but Jimin even pulled away from you loosening his tie and unbuttoning his shirt, if you wanted to leave you would’ve did so then, you didn’t know if he would have caught you or let you go but you choose to stay here and take this from him. And he couldn’t help but feel the pride swell up in his body. Jimin let his shirt hang open, taking off his belt he sat it beside your head pushing your body to rest against the files. “Be a good girl and I won’t have to use that.” He said to you leaning down to lick a stipe up your ass cheek. He reached his hands around your body, gripping at the front of your button up shirt he ripped it open letting the buttons pop from the places that they were intact landing in different areas of his room. He leaned down to lick down your neck slowly burying his face in your neck, he slowly rocked his hips against yours moaning against your skin.

“You don’t know how long, I have waited to feel your body under mine. And I know you do this to me on purpose, swaying your hips and interrupting me because you know I’ll look at this body and want to devour everything including this cute little pussy.” Jimin reached a hand down to slap at your pussy causing your hips to jolt, a groan passing through your lips as he pulled back to look at you. Gripping at his tie he kissed your lips, his mouth moving against yours to distract you as he got the tie around your neck, pulling it back he made your body arch as he got on his knees, he pulled the tie down hard enough to bit into your skin and cut off your breathing slowly. He got between your legs his face pressing against your plump ass cheeks as his tongue made quick work of coating your pussy lips with his spit. He licked up and down slowly playing with your slit until he was pushing his tongue on the inside licking against your clit slowly, moaning at how good you seemed to taste already. He stopped seeing your hands reach for the tie, you were trying to fight it a bit, especially since he was trying to tame you. Jimin with a frown pushed himself back up, grabbing at his belt he grabbed at your hands pressing them against your lower back and tightening his belt around your wrist even looping it in ways you didn’t know possible. He tried again, lifting your body back while each hand held an end of the tie and smiling proudly he went back to his work licking up and down your folds diving his tongue in to tease at your entrance.

“Well look at whose excited.” He snickered at how wet you were, spreading your legs wider, he pushed his tongue inside of your pussy moaning as he thrust it in and out slowly, his tongue swirling and coating your pink insides with his salvia. He moaned as he let his face press against your ass, his tongue pushing as deep as it could, thrusting and twisting so that he could find your spot. He curved it after sometime, not giving you more until he felt a slow push of your hips backwards. Looking up at you and focusing on your body he could see how your head was rolling back your mouth dropping open as strangled cries left your parted lips. He wanted more, curving his tongue and speeding it up making it vibrate on the inside of your pussy. He could feel your essence start to trail down his chin and drop onto his pants but he didn’t care he enjoyed the sound of your wet pussy as he tongue fucked you, how your breast hardened up inside of your black lace bra begging for his attention.

You were embarrassed by the fact that you were turned on already, how it felt to have him pressing his pink muscle inside of your tight pussy. Your hips were too busy following their own accord pushing back against his face, you could feel yourself become a little light headed but it only added to your excitement, your hands clasping together as you tried not to use much strength, his tongue seemed to find your spot giving a particular sharp jerk of your hips. Your body betraying you but your mind reminding you how he was your boss and this was against company policy. Damn that right now, you didn’t care you just wanted Jimin.

“Please.” You choked out hoarsely not entirely sure he heard you but he must have known you wanted something, because soon you were being slammed down on the desk, two of his fingers plunging inside of you as he loosened the tie a little bit looking down at you.

“What was that my good girl?” He teased brushing his fingers against your bundle of nerves, your pussy tightened around his fingers as you let out a cry of pleasure, his eyes searching yours as his long digits pushed and pulled in and out of you.

“Please fuck me!” You cried out, wanting to touch him, your bound hands gripping at the hems of his shirt.

“Hmm, I don’t know you haven’t been a good girl.” Jimin admitted with a frown pulling his fingers back and sucking on them.

“JIMIN PLEASE.” You growled out watching him make lewd sloppy slurping actions as he cleaned off his fingers, his eyes seemed to glow with mischief as the tips of his bangs fell into them.

“Get on your knees and prove you can be a good girl then I will.” He stated. Rolling your eyes, you almost didn’t do it until you saw him move to get his stuff. Scurrying to your feet you moved to get on your knees and you crawled over to him slowly, the carpet biting into your knees, as your boots rolled down your legs. Jimin walked the rest of the way, watching you and petting your head, he moved back to unzip his pants slowly, biting his lips as he undid his button letting his slacks drop and then his boxers. “I’ve waited on your tongue so long. I can’t wait to see those pretty lips stretched around my cock.” Jimin pulled down his boxers, his shaft lightly hitting you in the face. Your mouth watered as you saw the size and you couldn’t lie it made you a bit wetter seeing how big he was. Your tongue darted out after you took a moment to yourself, licking up the bottom of his shaft towards the tip. Jimin groaned lowly already throwing his head back, and despite hating him sometimes him letting you know he did feel you after fighting you so long made you want to do more and please him, your way of apologizing for being the brat that you sometimes were. Your tongue rolled against the tip of his shaft, your teeth nibbling on the mushroom feeling his cock twitch and the precum paint your lips. Licking it up your mouth parted as you sunk your mouth forward onto his shaft. He groaned gripping at the strands of your hair but he let you control it. Your eyes watered slowly as you forced yourself to take all of him in, pulling back to breathe and get your mouth wet you sunk back forward burying him into your wet canvas, your tongue rolling and licking side to side on the underside of his cock. Finding his veins your let your tongue play with them and trace the little paths while your mouth stretched around him, Jimin was a trembling mess trying to not rut his hips forward. But what did it for him, was when you grazed your teeth ever so gently across his shaft. A tremble pulled from his body that became littered with goosebumps. He tightened his grip on your hair, holding your head in place he started to slam his cock into your mouth making sure that he could feel the back of your throat brushing against his tip as he face fucked you. His balls slapped against your chin gathering the spit that formed there and dripped onto the floor, your eyes were becoming blurred with wetness, the outline of him not becoming apparent until you blinked away some of the wetness. Your eyes stare at him wanting to burn the image in your brain of how good he looked with his head down back and stomach tightening those define muscles popping out and the lines of his abs hardening with every clench of his stomach. How he called out your name in a husked voice dripping with lust wasn’t anything less than arousing and your pussy was creating a puddle on the floor itself. You were choking for him, the burn became more as you gagged a bit but willed yourself to hold it down, the sounds only adding to Jimin’s throbbing erection. He felt close, too close. Pulling back from you he slapped your face twice on the left cheek, gripping at your cheeks to squish them together causing you to moan.

“You dirty fucking girl do you see what you do to me? You got to fix this now, I’m too hard. And I’m needy for you. But at least it will be the real thing and not my hand getting me off. “Jimin admitted picking you up by your hair. He moved to quickly push you to the desk on your stomach first. His hands spreading your legs wide.

“A-aren’t you going to move the papers?!” You asked him as he ground his hips against yours his shaft becoming extra coated by your juices as your hips impatiently pushed back against his.

“No.” He said simply looking you in the eyes. “You get to clean it up after I fuck you.” Grinning in victory he slammed himself inside of you, his hands undoing the belt he grabbed at your hips steadying himself to bury himself balls deep inside of your walls. He made sure you took every inch, the warm wet walls causing a loud groan of pleasure to ripple from his parted lips. How his face twisted in pleasure as he slammed into you. Some of the paper files started to slide off the desk, in the manila folder and falling on the floor scattering faintly. Jimin didn’t care it made him fuck you harder to see how many files he could ruin while he ruined you in the process. His hand came up starting to slap at each of your ass cheeks, watching as your hips rolled from the slaps and took him deeper it seemed the slick smooth walls wrapping around him. He gripped your hips tighter, holding onto the skirt so that he could slam into your harder the smacking sound of your hips colliding bouncing off the walls and his hands pulled the fabric up some, watching your ass bounce against his shaft. Jimin grabbed at one of your hands spreading your ass cheeks wide with his free hand he pressed your middle finger against your asshole. “Fuck your pretty little asshole, I can’t double penetrate you properly so I want you to do it for me.” He commanded.

Before you could enter your finger inside of you he brought your hand up to his mouth sucking on two of your fingers coating them with his spit and keeping his eye contact with you before letting them go. Your skin burned slightly from becoming flustered by you found your puckered star pressing your slim middle finger inside of your tight asshole. Groaning slightly, you pushed it as deep as you could, moving it in and out slowly as he grabbed at both of your ass cheeks spreading them wide to watch you. “Look at how greedy that whole is too. How you just take my cock so well and your finger? You’re such a little slut that just likes to get filled, aren’t you?” When you didn’t answer Jimin slowed down moving agonizingly slow. “I asked a question.” He commanded wanting you to answer.

“Yes- yes Jimin! I’m a dirty slut alright now fuck me like it!” That was all he needed to hear. Pulling out of you he turned you onto your back, slamming you down to scatter more papers. You gave him a dark look and for the first time that day you saw a sheepish smile appear on his lips as he spread your legs back wide wrapping them around his chest. He leaned over you latching your mouth on his as he pushed back into you rocking his hips forward. Slowly fucking you until he built up speed, he continued to abuse your pussy winding his hips forward and making sure that his hips didn’t disconnect from yours too long. His tongue slipped into your mouth drinking up your cries of pleasure as your tongues tangled together. Your free hand moved to grip at his locks pulling them as you desperately tried to control the kiss which you had to submit too as he switched his hips to swirl and slam against your spot using that against you. It was like he was trying to shove his tongue down your throat, tracing it over every inch in your mouth until spit seemed to drip from your lips again he pulled back going for your breast. He pulled your bra down with one hand freeing your hardened nipples his mouth latched onto the skin taking his time sucking each one of them with his tongue lapping at the skin flicking up and down. He bit harshly on your nipples causing your head to roll back as his hand went down to your clit. He started a process of rubbing your clit in a fast circle with his index finger, only to stop and tap against the throbbing bud. Your hips pushed back against his and Jimin loving the fight you gave picked you up off the desk.

He moved you pulling out of you so that he could sit down and situate himself. Your hand moved from your tight asshole and you pouted slightly at the loss. He gripped at your hips once he was ready helping you slide down onto his stiff cock that penetrated you even deeper from this angle. You tried to push from him. Planting your hands on his lower stomach so that you could move and ride him but Jimin wasn’t having that knocking your hands from under you Jimin made sure that you were laying back against him. His hand reached around to rub at your clit as his hips snapped up. You cried out, body shaking on top of him. “Look at me.” Jimin urged biting on the inside of your arm.

You did as told, your hands gripping onto his hair. Your eyes searched him as he rubbed your clit harder with two fingers this time his hips slamming up against yours to press against your spot.

“Hnng~ ah-ah Jimin! Fuck Jimin!” Your voice and words were falling you, a mix of made up words leaving your lips until you couldn’t do anything else but moan for him. Trying to signal you were close but your head kept rolling back. Jimin smirked speeding up his ministrations on your body drinking in the sight of you now loosing yourself on top of him. As your orgasm got closer he paused his dick inside of you just rubbing your clit. Sure enough your hips raised off of him your orgasm sweeping through you and cum sliding from your body as he worked on your clit. He moaned seeing your essence shoot from your pussy slamming upwards to enter you again he made quick shallow thrusts into you, he could feel his own cock throbbing but he sought to get you off again, feeling the familiar clench of your walls around his cock. He had you cumming again in no time, almost breaking the chair as he let out a growl. He pushed you forward back on the desk gripping your hips to keep abusing your sweet spot the overstimulation had you grabbing back at him but he only gripped at your hand to hold it with his.

“In or out?” He asked short of breath his eyes rolling as he throbbed inside.

“In! In please Jimin give me your cum. I want your cum. I’m your dirty little slut I want to feel all of you just like in my fantasies!” You blurted out in the heat of the moment. Jimin gasped the news was too much for him and he came spilling his seed deep inside of your pussy. His hips jerked forward bruising your ass until he felt his cum leaving his system, slowing down his hips he leaned over you kissing up your arm slowly until he was kissing your temple, your sweaty baby hairs resting against your head as you gave him a lazy look.

Jimin scooped you up gently sitting back down with you in his lap, his fingertips rubbing at your sides as he gave a goof crooked smile.

“So.. You think about me. Like a lot lot right?” Hearing the boyish giggle from his lips had you rolling your eyes as you pushed at his shoulders, feeling the blissful silence be ruined.

“Go away you fucked up a perfect moment!” You complained but you were secretly happy to see this side of him once again, the side you loved so much.

“Well I don’t think we are getting anymore work done tonight, so how about I take you back home and you show me how I do it in your fantasies?” He asked kissing on your neck and you hummed smiling sweetly.

“They also include breakfast in bed and baths with Mr. Park.” You grinned kissing his lips.

“Always?” He asked in a shock tone peering at you through his bangs.

“Nope. That fantasy just started a few minutes ago.” You teased him shrugging your shoulders. Wrapping his arms tightly around you he stood up slowly sighing as he pulled out of you helping you get undressed.

“Like I said, spoiled princess but I would rather have you be mine… Are you?” He asked once again as you were walking to his door with him.

“I will agree to some terms and conditions.” You admitted smiling widely as you grabbed his hand leaning into his side.

“Well good because we don’t get to talk about these terms and conditions until your pretty ass is bent over picking up my papers and then maybe I’ll bend you over my desk, but all in due time little one. For right now I have a few of my own fantasies to live out including an elevator quickie.” He admitted picking you up and carrying you towards the elevator at the end of the hall, leaving the ruined office for someone else to deal with because he was not letting you leave his bed the next morning.

anonymous asked:

BIRD BIRD BIRD I JUST THOUGHT OF AN AU IDEA ok ok mind reader michael. jeremy is in class one day, thinkin dirty thoughts as per the usual, and he suddenly gets paranoid like we all do when we do that shit and he thinks "if anyone in here is a mind reader, cough if you can hear me." and he. he hears a cough. and jeremy freezes and turns around to face michael mell, this kid he's had a crush on for a while but never talked to, and he thinks "cough if you can hear me," again. (cont)

EDIT: anon is @transtarks!!!! this au baby was created first and foremost in his wonderful brain

oh my GOD!!! wow so im very in love with mind reader!michael. before tackling that hilarious scenario, theres like. so much to explore here

  • MICHAEL who can READ MINDS. in ur sitch, you imply that he cant talk back into minds, which is just so lonely, i think. he’ll learn pretty early that what he’s got isn’t Normal after many instances of him answering questions that werent asked or him knowing things he shouldnt. his mom needs to sit him down and tell him that they’re a little different. not bad. just different. but that other people dont like this and you have to be quiet about it.
  • which michael find endlessly unfair. he has to be the quiet one when he has to deal with the constant chatter of minds all around him that never stops? it sucks, but he’s read enough xmen to understand why.
  • but it is NOISY. his headphones are godsend and music does a lot to help, but those can only go so far in drowning out the noise.
  • some thoughts are quiet and michael needs to strain to hear the words past the soft murmurs. things like his mom making a grocery list in her head or some kid he passed by on the sidewalk counting red cars as they drove by. mundane things are quiet, but the more emotional they get, the louder they become. happy thoughts are loud thoughts, but so are angry ones and terrified ones.
  • and it doesnt just equate to sound. to a certain degree, michael can feel thoughts, if they are strong enough. which is pretty much hell on michael’s senses. happy thoughts feel nice, but too much is overwhelming. dont even get him started on negative thoughts. those feel like bile and nails against a chalkboard.
  • against all odds, michael gets used to it. he finds his own ways to cope with the side effects of being plugged in to everybody else’s mind, but the one thing he couldnt deal with was the loneliness.
  • constantly, he feels like he’s intruding. while mind reading comes with so many cons, michael sees himself at an unfair advantage concerning everybody else. after all, he knows things about people before they say it. sometimes he knows things about people that they maybe didnt want anybody to know. it’s hard to make friends in that kind of situation.
  • and it’s really hard not being able to tell anybody at all.

ENTER JEREMY “SEX THOUGHTS IN CLASS” HEERE

  • oh boy okay so. michael probably knows jeremy. not knows-him-as-a-friend, but he’s heard his mind before. jeremy’s head is…a bit of a mess.
  • (see, michael has come across a lot of minds in his life. some minds are more organized than others. some are bustling with energy while others a bit more subdued. some are bright and others are so dark michael has to stop himself from crying in public. often, he wonders what his mind looks like, but he cant really trust his mom when she only says nice things because she’s his mom. )
  • anyway, jeremy’s mind is like being inside a washing machine. things tumbling everywhere. jeremy’s head does not shut up. ever. the kid is always thinking about stuff like “oh, im walking pretty weird, i gotta fix that” or “she’s looking at me. what did i do? is there something on my face? is it my face?” or, and this one pops up a lot it makes michael’s heart hurt, “i wish i wasnt like this”
  • (so many times, michael almost speaks to jeremy out of nowhere to just. compliment the guy. he’s really not as bad as he thinks himself out to be. jeremy’s head might be self destructing 24/7, but he’s a good person. and he’s cute too WHATEVER. but michael is pretty sure that if he tells jeremy that his hair is nice, jeremy will spiral into paranoia where he’ll think michael is fucking with him. so michael doesnt say anything. he just silently hopes that maybe jeremy gets a day or two where his mind can stop beating himself up over every tiny thing)
  • michael gets to know jeremy’s anxiety before he gets to know jeremy, and thats mostly because in addition to never shutting up, jeremy’s brain is also very loud. maybe it has something to do with how jeremy is always on edge, but michael doesnt know. what he does know is that jeremy heere, professional anxious teenager, decides to spend this math class just thinking about sex. LOUDLY.
  • it starts with a stray thought about the porn jeremy watched last night then it spirals into various random fantasies and michael wants to jump out the window. not because any of it is weird!!! but just because this is WAY TOO PERSONAL. michael tries his best to concentrate on parabolas, but jeremy throws up an image of GAHHH!! he tries to concentrate on trisha in the front row who’s got a bad case of song-stuck-in-head, which is the next best thing to real music but then jeremy goddamn heere derails him with LOUD MOANING. (which might??? be his????)
  • record scratch. jeremy’s head goes eerily quiet. then, very deliberately, he thinks “ if anyone in here is a mind reader, cough if you can hear me.”
  • it’s RIDICULOUS but it’s also the first time he’s ever been addressed in this way. it’s kind of incredible, and all the “dont tell anybody” momentarily disappears in the face of jeremy “sex thoughts” heere talking to him using his head.
  • so he coughs. and jeremy turns his head. they make eye contact and michael very deliberately starts coughing.
  • jeremy’s head is quiet for a tense few seconds
  • then jeremy thinks, “well fuck”

and thus starts the very awkward beginning of michael and jeremy’s friendship. the possibilities for this are endless but this answer is already too long khfkjdfh

Hunger Games! au | Park Woojin (3)

this is so so so long!!!!!!! beware of that lol

  • “then we talked about all the ways i could brutally murder you in order to get more sponsors”
  • that knocked the breath out of you
  • just a few hours ago he was kissing you, giving you the most protective glances and now he is revealing that he was just doing that to gain trust?
  • fuck
  • it actually worked tho
  • “park woojin, who do you think you ar-”
  • he cuts you off with a pat on the head, “i will see you tomorrow in training. sleep well.” he gives you a small peck on your cheek
  • what thE FRICK
  • you were confused
  • all you knew was that you fell hopelessly in love with park woojin in a short amount of time and all he wants to do is to murder you
  • the hunger games is royally fucked
  • the next day in the training arena was incredibly scary
  • chungha looked like she was literally going to murder you (which she was in a couple of days)
  • every time you looked in her general direction, she threw a knife and it always stuck in the left eye
  • one moment she threw the knife and looked directly at you
  • “this is going to be you in a couple of days and lover boy won’t be able to save you”
  • THAT SENT LITERAL SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE
  • you looked over at woojin who just chuckled evilly
  • it was like they were working together???
  • you felt so alone and scared while practicing how to differ between poisonous berries and edible ones
  • “that berry is poisonous, you would be dead in a minute”
  • the somewhat deep, raspy voice from behind you shocked you

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JaePil; Danger Magnet

Jae sighs, drops his head to rest against the upper shelf in utter defeat. He’s so goddamn sick of robberies. He’ll take a car chase over another one any other day. Hell, rescuing kittens from trees or helping old ladies cross the street would be better than this.

Spiderman!AU featuring Jae as Peter Parker and Wonpil as the stubborn civilian who just keeps getting into trouble.

Why you may ask? Because I juts got home from watching Spiderman Homecoming that’s why.

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The first time Jae saves Kim Wonpil, he does it by crashing headfirst into the boy. Quite literally.

He’s perched on the corner edge of a building, high enough to feel comfortable taking his mask off and letting it pool around his neck. The world looks pocket-sized at his feet, like Jae could reach out and take it in his hands if he wanted to. He watches the bustling streets down below, swinging his legs around and fiddling with the web-shooters wrapped tight around his wrists. They’re almost running empty. Jae frowns at them, wondering if he has enough money to buy the chemicals he needs to make more of the stuff.

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anonymous asked:

Can I have hc for the rfa + whoever else you feel like writing for when they find out their s/o has a prosthetic limb (can be arm/leg or both doesnt really matter. Sorry if this is kinda weird or uncomfortable)

Don’t worry, it’s totally fine!! A.) I love getting interesting requests like this and B.) I like writing self-inserts that aren’t… I guess… “typical”? Representation matters yo. (ง •̀ゝ•́)ง 

I just hope I did an ok job with it!


Yoosung

  • He initially only notices your arm prosthetic when he first meets you in person, which makes sense considering it’s primarily cosmetic and doesn’t look too realistic. But he’s totally dumbfounded by how natural your leg looks when you show it to him, and you can’t help but smile at how sincerely and innocently he says, that’s cool!
  • He has so many questions, and… okay. A lot of them you’re used to getting, but Yoosung doesn’t sound disbelieving or incredulous, he’s just interested. It’s never a chore to answer his questions because he’s so energetic.
  • sometimes when he wakes up earlier than u, you find he’s put little stickers on your prosthetics. Like, goofy little hearts and starts that say ‘good job!’ and ‘i love you!’
  • (sometimes you leave them on over the day because it’s a happy little reminder that he looooves you~)

Zen

  • When you tell him, he’s pretty genuinely shocked. He’s not really sure what to say! He wants to ask you if it’s difficult to live with, but he’s not sure how to properly go about it. His #1 biggest concern is not making you feel weird, because… well. You probably get enough people acting weird about it already??? He does Not want to be one of those people.
  • (zen for ultimate supportive boyfriend of the month)
  • He’s very caring and considerate if you ever need to vent about how people see you/treat you about it. Especially if anyone ever dares to tell you that you can’t achieve xyz thing because of your prosthetic. he’s just like
  • buddy
  • pal
  • SUPPORT PEOPLE AND THEIR DREAMS
  • (he gets super salty if people stare at u like “how about you buzz off thx”)
  • he’s curious about prosthetics that look cute/pretty/interesting, and would think it is hella neat if you had one/got one. :o

Jaehee

  • >pulls up google
  • >STARTS RESEARCHING
  • Seriously, Jaehee wants to be informed. She doesn’t want you to have to explain things to her - she wants to Properly Educate herself about this aspect of yourself, because she’s your partner and she should be Informed.
  • On the one hand it’s sweet, but on the other hand like - Jaehee. Calm down. It’s not that big of a deal u don’t got to worry about it so much. it’s a thing that you have/live with! it affects ur life but like - she doesn’t have to treat it like one of Jumin’s projects. She doesn’t have to become an expert. she can learn everything she wants to know with time!
  • (this of course makes her blush because man she has the TIME NOW to learn all these things about you)

Jumin

  • “JUMIN DON’T YOU DARE BUY ME AN 120 MILLION $ ARM”
  • “JUMIN I DON’T CARE IF IT’S ‘TOP OF THE LINE’ AND ‘I DESERVE THE BEST’ HOLY MOLY THAT’S A LOT OF MONEY”
  • jumin says that he has the funds, it’s only reasonable he tries to make your life as comfortable as possible by buying you the latest innovations in prosthetics, and that it’s no different from buying you the latest designer fashion or an extremely nice computer so you can work more productivel–
  • “JUMIN ALL OF THAT IS TOO MUCH MONEY”
  • “b-but productivity-”
  • “JUMIN”
  • More seriously, it doesn’t change his image of you, though the fact that you have them gives him a bit of… anxiety? Whether it was from birth or an injury, it makes him more aware of the fact that you are mortal, that you can lose things and get hurt, and he’s so, so terrified of you getting hurt.
  • losing you would destroy him.
  • Even though you’re completely capable of doing it yourself, he likes helping you put your leg on in the morning. It just… makes him feel like he can do a little something for you, and it’s a routine you start the day with.

707

  • seven calls you his cyborg angel valkyrie princess because of COURSE he does.
  • You, admittedly, do have to rain on his parade by saying no Seven, you cannot install rocket boosters in my leg and lasers in my arm
  • i am not an anime character
  • i - i don’t care how cool it would be to deliver a booster kick to someone’s head it’s
  • SEVEN IF YOU PUT AN AI MODULE IN MY PROSTHETICS WHILE I SLEEP I WILL KILL YOU
  • To his credit, it’s all talk, and he’d never actually do anything without your permission, but he is super interested seeing if he can somehow acquire/make you an arm that’s more easily controlled and more responsive than your current one.
  • When he’s being more serious though, he is really concerned about things being difficult for you, but like… you’ve been living with this, y’know? You don’t want to be thought of as a person with missing limbs, but as a person who happens to be missing some limbs.
  • …no seven, you are not going to reconsider your statement on putting rockets in your fingers.

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(semi) early birthday present for @dauverney​, inspired by this art of theirs. is good shit, go look at it, but not when you’re at work or school or whatever.

jack/rhys, past jack/tim. au where rhys helped jack get his body back

(consensual) strangulation, references to (not so consensual) past strangulation, jack being an asshole, the usual. unbeta-ed.

happy birthday bud, hope u have a good one :~)


Jack leans back to catch his breath, breathing hard. Beneath him, eyes glassy and blood trickling down the side of his face, Rhys whimpers.

“J-Jack….” His name is pushed out through lips bitten red, and there’s the unmistakable wheeze that means Rhys is going to need a med-hypo or two for his throat after this. Jack lifts his hands to check and- yeah, those are some pretty bruises on Rhys’ pale throat.

“Shush,” Jack says absently, running a hand through Rhys’ hair to keep him occupied. Rhys presses his head into Jack’s hand, lips parting as he pants shallowly against Jack’s wrist.

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Flowers (Murphy x Reader)

Request: omg your oneshots are uh-mazing! I also wanted to request one with murphy being a worse asshole than he is on the show and verbally hurting the reader (has been a long time) and she finally fights back in front of everyone and he snaps and kidnaps her and tortures her and maybe some sexual teasing(?) for embarassing him but he actually likes her but shes always with bell, not the basic ‘I treat you like shit cause I like you’ because hes murphy, hes a hot psycho and he doesnt need a real reason

A\N: awe thanks so much, I’ve been pretty stuck with this request so i hope it’s okay x (sorry if it’s shitty, also i didn’t write in any torturing, sorry. x)

Originally posted by youmissedthewholeshow

warning: swearing, verbal abuse 


As you walk through the crowded camp, you carry fresh cut wood in your hands ready to start the fire for tonight. Placing the heavy wood down, you exhale at your accomplishment but your stomach drops as you hear a deep laugh, “She’s finally pulling her weight around here,” Murphy states and you glare at him, “Well I mean not really her weight because you’d need more wood for that." 

People nearby stop and some even laugh at Murphys rude comment. You see Bellamy in the distance and he catches your eye as he watches on. You remember what he told you; you don’t have to take shit from anybody, especially Murphy. Feeling anger bubbly inside you, you cross your arms. "Are you done?” You question, shifting from one door to another. Murphy furrows his eyebrows - you’ve never talked back usually you just walk away and take it, “I don’t have time to waste on brainless, pathetic, losers like yourself and your piece of shit friends.” You sneer, hearing whispering and laughing from the crowd that had formed around you. 

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Superhero!Seventeen

anonymous asked:

Superhero!svt :D

Jeonghan:

  • For starters, he would not be soft
  • Even if it is a superhero’s job to be about justice or whatever
  • Jeonghan would go ham on villains I am not even joking
  • His superpower would be cryokinesis
  • That basically just means he has the power to freeze things and manipulate ice
  • He’s not one of those heroes with a tragic backstory but he just hates to see people doing evil
  • So he annihilates villains…
  • It’s a really great strategy tbh he always wins
  • And even though he goes really hard on villains, he tries not to get personally attached to his work
  • It’s partly because he doesn’t want to give the impression that he’s biased
  • But also because he doesn’t want to involve outside people like his loved ones
  • Superhero more like supercute I can’t do this anymore

Joshua:

  • Now this gorl is the opposite of Jeonghan can I just say
  • He’s a really strong believer of justice but he doesn’t totally destroy his opponents
  • His superpower would be a somewhat mix of cerebrokinesis and hypnotism
  • When talking to people, he would be able to hypnotize them by saying a certain word or sentence
  • And while the person is hypnotized, he could feed them false thoughts by saying what he wants them to do
  • His victims have no recollection of being hypnotized or told what to do, but they would subconsciously fulfill Joshua’s orders without realizing
  • It’s a really frickin sweet power and he knows it too
  • Though it’s not ideal in combat situations so he’s usually only brought out as “the big guns”
  • And even then, he goes easy on villains because he thinks the best punishment is being taught why their actions were wrong
  • You should see the looks he gets when he tells the other guys that omg

Woozi:

  • Ok now this is gonna be an adventure here we go
  • Y’all ever seen The Incredibles?
  • WOOZI IS LITERALLY JACK JACK DON’T QUESTION ME ON THIS
  • His superpower is self combustion which literally just means he can set himself on fire
  • It doesn’t hurt him or anything but he can just like make his skin explode whenever he wants it’s really scary
  • But this kind of attack can only work when he’s in contact with the person he wants to harm
  • So he literally fights villains like he pulls out legit MMA moves on they asses
  • Unlike Jeonghan, Woozi doesn’t necessarily try to obliterate villains
  • But unlike Joshua, Woozi doesn’t really try to spare villains either
  • He obeys orders very thoroughly and treats the villains as he was instructed to
  • Villains will inevitably end up charred from the fight, but their punishments are really left up to Woozi’s dispatcher
  • What even are the superhero dispatchers called like ??

DK:

  • You know I have a lot to say about this one let’s do this
  • His superpower is what I like to call “Sonic Boom Voice”
  • That basically just means he can talk really loud (aka release sonic sound waves from voice)
  • His sonic boom voice is loud enough to deafen anyone within a 3 mile radius of him
  • Honestly though it’s not totally effective at defeating super villains, more or less just putting them at a disadvantage
  • If he can, he usually tries to partner up with Woozi whose flames and fighting techniques really help break down villains
  • On his down time he likes to have high note battles with Seungkwan
  • Which is like why would you even challenge the dude with the sonic boom voice in the first place but ok we all know booeun boi is too prideful for his own good
  • But in all seriousness Seokminnie mouse which may or may not be his actual superhero name is a really fun and down to earth superhero

Seungkwan:

  • CAN HIS ACTUAL SUPERHERO NAME BE BOOEUN BOI??
  • Ok so pretty much he’s the most sarcastic superhero in the history of ever
  • He’s all about justice and whatnot but he also loves trash talking other superheroes
  • And tbh he’s not really a superhero he’s more or less the Long Island medium
  • OK LET ME EXPLAIN HOLD UP
  • His superpower is being able to see the future
  • That’s like pretty much the best power ever and he knows he’s super lucky
  • But he can only see into a person’s future when he’s in direct contact with them
  • And when he figured that out he was PISSED
  • Because of that he’s never really brought out into combat
  • But, much to his dismay, sometimes the other guys make him dress up in weird costumes to try to infiltrate the villains’ hideouts and touch them subtly to see their future rip

S.Coups:

  • YO SUPER SEVENTEEN 
  • Strongest superhero out there
  • Casually flings cars at the enemy
  • SOMETIMES THROWS COMBUSTIBLE WOOZI
  • *Punches the ground* 
  • CREATES AN EARTHQUAKE
  • He’s like superman without the tights and underwear
  • Keepin the cape though
  • S.UPERMAN
  • Strategically plans out all of his attacks
  • More or less follows those plans lmao this boy just kinda wings it along the way
  • He’d have some sappy cliche catch phrase
  • Something like, “MY STRENGTH PREVAILS OVER EVIL!!!” 
  • i cant even
  • Leads team to victory
  • Then proceeds to say the same long and cheesy ass speech afterwards
  • MAKES SEUNGKWAN CRY EVERY TIME

Vernon:

  • Enjoys having spidey powers
  • Sings the Spiderman theme song ALL DAY LONG
  • Like it makes him so happy to have the same powers as the actual Spiderman
  • He didn’t get bitten by a radioactive spider on accident!! 
  • SEUNGKWAN AND HOSHI PLACED A TARANTULA ON HIM WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
  • All Vernon remembered was that Seungkwan was shouting something about destiny when he woke up
  • It’s cool, Vernon ain’t mad though
  • Vernon wears the traditional Spidey suit
  • Minus the head mask
  • Because he wants his hair to flowww
  • Enjoys shooting Spiderwebs at random things
  • Poor Joshua
  • During combat, he stays on the rooftops
  • Shoots spiderwebs at the enemy to trap them 
  • Kind of like a sniper
  • He’s a SPIPER 

Wonwoo:

  • He’s a combination of Buttercup from the Powerpuff Girls and Raven from Teen Titans
  • Cute but deadly… mostly cute though
  • His power is Electromagnetism Manipulation
  • Basically he’s Magneto
  • Cause he’s a magnet to all the ladies ;)
  • Enjoys levitating around with a cloak on
  • He thinks it adds flair
  • In reality
  • It just gets caught on EVERYTHING
  • A dramatic hair flip happens every single time he takes off his Magneto helmet
  • LIKE PRINCE CHARMING FROM SHREK
  • Anyway, don’t make Wonwoo mad
  • Once, he bent all of the spoons in the house because the boys ate without him 
  • His power is super handy because he often destroys his opponents vehicles which slows them down
  • Also disassembles their weapons from 100 meters aways
  • Good asset to the team!! 

Mingyu:

  • He shoots LAZER BEAMS out of his eyes
  • Literal epitome of, “If looks could kill”
  • LIKE IF YOU THOUGHT HIS STARE WAS DANGEROUSly hot BEFORE
  • Uses his power to heat up food sometimes
  • Idek if that’s safe but oh well
  • A boy has got to eat
  • Can’t use spoons because Wonwoo bent them all
  • Doesn’t have a costume
  • Instead, wears a really nice suit with the SVT logo on the back
  • When you have dinner at 6 but gotta save the world at 7 LMAo
  • He doesn’t do much physical fighting
  • Really doesn’t have to
  • He’s a good little soldier
  • Trains physically anyway just to keep up with the team
  • HAS A REALLY GOOD HEART
  • Sad when the others get hurt :( 
  • But makes fun of them afterwards for being weak/slow LOL THIS JERK
  • He always follows S.Coups’ demands
  • Wants to get a puppy as their team’s mascot

Soonyoung:

  • actually is beast boy
  • but he goes by 10:10 bc copyright :/
  • very helpful in battles/fighting crime bc his opponents are so CONFUSED
  • “WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE LOST HIM HE WAS A FREAKING TIGER TWO SECONDS AGO!?”
  • surprise motherfucker
  • WASP!SOONYOUNG STINGS OPPONENT IN NECK AND SHIFTS INTO AN ELEPHANT AND CRUSHES THEM
  • he always feels bad about killing the other guy ya know, he a good man and he believes in what is just :) 
  • if flowers are available, he puts them on the opponents corpse
  • sounds weird but it really isn’t
  • moving on
  • at the headquarters, he’s always trynna prank jihoon or sumthin
  • did this bitch forget that he’s combustible? 10:10…,..,,. you gonna die…
  • writes in his diary at night about his day and the cool things he’s done
  • has a collage of his mom in a scrapbook :’)

Minghao:

  • listen up kids: don’t fuckin mess with my boy minghao
  • he is an acid generator (ability to generate acid, manifested through touch or projectile)
  • pretty essential in fighting, bc he can end it in 0.0001265 seconds
  • none of his “crime-fighting colleagues” hug him bc they scared shitless of him why tho he such a cute bby
  • when he ain’t using his power on villains, he uses it on something much more evil and horrible…..
  • OVERFLOWING LANDFILLS
  • like.,,,… catch your boy on the dl, prancing around this crusty trash, just spraying everything with acid and melting it so there is more space
  • you know what i mean? like, he cares about conservation and environmental matters
  • get you a man who can do both
  • he’s really sad because he doesnt get to pet dogs as often as he’d like
  • he gets really excited and then acid goes on and he could hurt them
  • :(
  • wants to make the world a great and green place :’)
  • wanted his superhero name to be MingHOW but we cant all have what we want

Junhui:

  • this man is a superhuman tracker
  • also known as “pathfinding”
  • basically he knows where everything and anything is at all times, like he focuses on one target and he knows EXACTLY where they are and how to get there quickly
  • fuckin lit bc he finds restaurants and bathrooms the fastest
  • just bc he a pathfinder doesn’t mean he can fly
  • but with the help of joshua, he basically can fly (free plane tickets?)
  • scolded by S.Coups for “utilizing his powers foolishly” aka finding the best strip club
  • in combat, he chills on rooftops with spiper Vernon and BooeunBoi and senses if villainous backup is arriving
  • like, it’s really useful
  • he’s saved all their asses so many times it’s not even funny anymore
  • when he aint sleeping in the HQ, he’s out and about walking the streets, the forest, just going wherever he wants 
  • he’s never lost
  • like ever
  • engages in pranking the other boys by saying “omg, i don’t know how to get back” and he starts all his acting and is crying and stuff
  • SIKE it all good
  • they always fall for it lmao

Chan:

  • ok, this sounds weird but just hang with me
  • his power is spiritual mediumship (the ability to see and talk to the dead)
  • don’t think it’s useful? tsk tsk!
  • after victorious duels, he walks around the fighting area looking for the dead villains
  • once he spots them, he calls them over to talk, and he gets all the information the boys need: HQ location, missions, and stats
  • incredibly useful like. your boy lee chan just got u the golden ticket!
  • it’s really sad too
  • bc he’s so sweet he always befriends ghosts and spirits and learns about their horrible human/living life and afterlives 
  • joshua always finds him crying in his bed at night, and sometimes he wishes that Chan’s power was different and less emotionally destructive
  • but with listening to their stories, he learns to appreciate what he has in life and how to make it the best he can
  • and he has friends for life/lives
  • gets raunchy sex tips from an obnoxious conquistador he met a few days ago, his ears always go red lmao
  • “bro….,,,.,., i’m 17….”
  • lowkey connections to hell, but its classified
Stay For A While. (Gadreel Imagine)

Request: 1) I appreciate you and your blog probably more than is healthy and if i tried to explain the quantity you might be creeped out and 2) will you please write a Gadreel one where he is shy around you because he doesnt want to say something that would embarrass him (or something like that) and the boys tease im because being shy is out of character for him. That made a lot more sense in my head im sorry

A/N: I’m so sorry it took so long for me to get to this. Thank you for appreciating me and my blog and I could never be creeped out by you, I love you! This was cute so thanks for requesting it :)

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“I made breakfast!” You yelled out once again, placing the final plate of eggs and bacon down on the table, “If you’re not out here in five seconds Dean, I’ll eat it myse-”

“I’m out! I’m out!” He huffed, scruffy morning voice grasping the best of him, “Why did you make breakfast anyway?”

“Because she’s awesome!” Sam chuckled with a mouth full of eggs, “Do not question it or this might never happen again.”

“I just..I remember you both telling me that mom made breakfast for you every morning before school. I wanted to try it.” You sighed nervously, “I know it’s stupid. It’s probably not even as good as hers…”

“I love it.” Dean stood and strolled over to you, kissing your head, “I just need some juice!”

“Are we celebrating something?”

You turned around and a huge smile spread across your face, “Cas! You’re finally back!”

“Yes.” He slightly smiled as you wrapped his arms around him, “I brought my brother, Gadreel.”

“Ugh, that douche?” Dean shook his head, “Way too confident and full of himself.”

Sam chuckled, “Says the person who can’t pass a mirror without glancing in it.”

“You’re one to talk.”

“Alright enough.” You rolled your eyes and turned back to Cas, “Where is he?”

“Outside,” He began, “I wanted to make sure it would be okay if he stayed with us. He is in hiding.”

“No.” Dean shook his head, “I’m not putting my little sister in danger because some dick angel needs protection.”

“Dean I’m twenty.” You walked over to the front door and sighed, “Tell him to come in Cas.”

You could hear Dean grunt and the sound of Sam punching his arm, but it all became background noise the second you saw him.

His bone structure was what you noticed first, as every part of him was highlighted in perfect from. Then came those eyes, mysterious yet beautiful, wise beyond what you’ve seen before. And those lips, th-

“Y/N?”

“Huh?”

Sam and Dean both burst out laughing, giving one another knowing looks.

“I said, this is Gadreel.” Castiel furrowed his brows together, “Are you alright?”

“Y-Yes.” You shook your head away from your thoughts and allowed your eyes to settle on Gadreel without spacing out again, “Hi. It’s nice to meet you.”

He cleared his throat and forced a smile, “You too.”

“So, uhm…are you and Cas close?”

“No.”

“Oh..are you okay with staying with us then?”

“Yes.”

“A man of many words.”

“He usually is.” Dean tossed his empty paper plate in the trash and folded his arms together, “Whats gotten into you, Gad?”

"Its Gadreel.” He shot, avoiding eye-contact with you, “And nothing is inside of me.”

“You’re just like your brother.” Sam chuckled and followed Deans footsteps in regards to his plate, “Cas, do you know why he’s being…weird?”

Castiel smiled lightly, “Gadreel is not used to speaking with human females that have beauty like Y/N’s.”

“Are you hitting on my sister?” Dean questioned as a blush grew on both yours and Gadreel’s faces.

“I am simply reciprocating what my brother is thinking.” Cas laughed, “Y/N is like my sister too, you know. But its obvious shes beautiful.”

“Can you stop?” You tried to  hide your red cheeks this time, “You know I hate compliments.”

“No you don’t!”

“Lies.”

“That’s defiantly not true.”

You glared at the three men who stood before you, all stifling their laughter as you turned back to Gadreel, “Im so sorry about them. But, uhm…you dont have to be shy around me.”

“I tend to say things I’m not supposed to in situations like these,” He grinned and finally made his eyes connect with yours, “But I should get used to it now that I may be staying a while.”

“Rules! There are rules!” Dean broke between the two of you, “No closed doors, no sleeping in the same room, and NO SEX.”

“Oh my g- Dean!” This time, your blush had taken over your entire body, “Why don’t you go take a shower? You smell.”

“But I d-”

“She’s right Dean.” Sam saved you, “Go. Shower. Before you make everyone in the room barf from the fumes.”

Dean shot Gadreel one last threatening look before surrendering and making his way to the bathroom.

“This should be interesting.” Gadreel comented, breaking the silence with a look that sent butterflies soaring in your stomach.

“Alright buddy, I may be the more lenient brother, but the rules still apply.” Sam glared and turned to you with a smile, “And you, prepare to be embarrassed.”

“Embarrassed?”

“You know, the things big brothers do when their sisters have a crush on someone.” He ran out of the room before you could respond, leaving you and the two angels alone.

“I’m sorry.” Gadreel spoke up as he and Castiel both had their heads tilted, “You want to crush me?”

“No.” You laughed heartily, “No it just means…you know what? You’ll soon find out. For now, we should teach him how to prank the boys, Cas.”

“Oh,” Castiel nodded, “I love to prank,”

Gadreel continued his head tilt, which you found very cute, as you grabbed his hand, “It may take you some time to learn, but you’re staying a while, right?”

He smiled, “Right.”

“Then lets get started.”

anonymous asked:

(Maybe when you're not sleepy anymore) could you think of some first kiss headcanons with all the different Nico ships?

jeeeez for all the nico ships?? there’s so many considering i ship him frickin everybody lmao. u get 3 for my 3 fav ships. if anybody else wants one they can request it later

1. VALDANGELOOOOO

it takes a while after they start dating for them to finally have their first kiss. it’s Nico’s FIRST kiss period, though Leo has already gotten some action a few years prior, a sweet girl when he was 13 and staying in a foster home in Arizona. Leo hypes it up “Oh yeah I’m TOTALLY  a pro and like, a master at making out.” and all that crap but really he’s awful and incredibly nervous about it. 

Nico’s the one who goes in for it first, because Leo tries to be pretty good about not pushing his limits with the guy and so he usually lets him make the first move. 

It’s Leo’s birthday and they’ve finally gotten away from the swinging party in cabin 9. They’re sitting on the steps of the porch of Hades Cabin, bathed in the green light of the greek-fire torches out front. Nico turns and looks at him and decides that “you know what? fuck it.” and eyes closed, he leans in. Leo, for a brief moment, is in shock. After a second he realizes that yes it’s finally happening and he gets too excited and nervous and crashes his lips to Nico’s, which makes their noses bash together with an ugly crunch.

“ow…” Nico pulls away with a grown and quickly moves his hands to check his nose. Leo rubs his in kind with a grimace on his face. well. that sucked. Nico moves his hands away from his face and Leo goes wide eyed and freezes. fuck.

dribbling down from Nico’s nose, over his lips and down his chin, is a small but steady stream of blood. he broke his fucking nose.

“Oh my god. OH MY GOD. OOOOOOH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY DUDE HOLY SHIT IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN IT OH GODS ARE YOU ALRIGHT IS IT BROKEN DID I BREAK IT OF COURSE I FUCKING BROKE IT OH GODS IM SO SORRY IM SO SO SOOOOO SORRY-” Leo starts to ramble, sounding very much like he would have a panic attack any second. But Nico hushes him softly, a gentle grin on his face.

“Wow. that was terrible. but its okay. I know you didn’t do it on purpose Leo.” He says, his hands up in a placating gesture. He looks so calm, even with blood coming down his face. Leo’s shoulders slump, and he relaxes into quiet disappointment and shame.

“I’m so sorry. That was literally the worst first kiss ever. I’m the worst. holy shit.” He says, head in his hands and incredibly ashamed. Nico wipes his face-blood off onto his sweater sleeve.

“We could try again” He says with a shrug. Leo looks up at him, hopeful and red in the cheeks. Nico’s got a lopsided grin and sounds kinda funny and nasally with his nose broken, but he looks so cute in the green light and moon beams. Leo smiles, and leans in slower this time. Nico closes his eyes and leans in too.

Leo is warm, and soft. And tastes like birthday cake and coffee and a little bit like firelight. He kisses gentler this time, but Nico can steal feel him burning against him.

Nico’s lips are cold, but not like a corpse. More like kissing a snowflake. He tastes coppery like blood but Leo doesn’t mind. He tastes like ancient times, and like remembering. Their lips move together and it feels just right this time.

They pull apart after a few moments, a little red and with happy love-struck smiles. But Nico smiles a bit to wide and winces, and they remember that yes, his nose is still broken.

“We uh,, we should go get that checked out…” Leo says sheepishly, getting to his feet. He extends a hand out to Nico and he takes it, hoisting himself up as well. Off into the night they go to find an Apollo kid and or some ambrosia.

2. Reynico (platonic)

It’s New Year’s eve, the party is in full swing. The whole camp has been invited to a big party at a hall in NYC to celebrate making it through yet another year and the world not ending. Most of the roman campers are in attendance as well. It’s getting close to midnight, just a couple minutes till the countdown. Couples are starting to pair off and group together, excited to share a New Years Kiss.

Nico and Reyna are lurking in a corner, having danced to their content and watching the festivities take place in front of them. She’s wearing a deep plum evening gown that looks absolutely stunning on her. He’s wearing an all black suit, complete with matching black shirt and silk tie. They look like quite the pair, watching and waiting from the corner of the hall. Reyna’s eyes are fixed on the couples around them, still dancing and laughing the night away.

Reyna has never been kissed by a boy for New Years. It’s a trivial, small thing. Just a small thought that crosses her mind as she sees happy couples leaning into each other and laughing through their joy. She never lets it bother her of course. Usually.

Nico, whose been standing next to her lurking in a corner for the past 10 minutes, can sense the tension on her as she eyes down a happy couple dancing circles not to far away from them. He clears his throat, hoping to catch her attention. She spares him a sideways glance and a small polite “hmm?”

“You know…” He starts, trying to think of how to word this. “It, uh, it doesnt really matter. That we’re single or anything. I mean i know with everybody dating now its weird for me sometimes and probably for you too but, uh, its not, um, its not the end of the world that we’re not dating people. right this second. or something…” He says trailing off. She raises an eyebrow at him, smirking a bit at his attempt at comforting her. He sighs, chuckles, and tries again.

“What I mean is that you’re awesome. And we have a lot of awesome friends too. So I guess who cares if we’re single? It’s not like we’re alone” He says, kicking at the floor with his nice fancy shoes. Reyna smiles genuinely and turns toward him a bit.

“I know, Nico. It’s not that really. I’ve come to terms with being single. It’s just… I just feel like I’ve missed out on a few things…” She says trailing off and turning away again. Nico’s eyebrow quirks up. He’s curious what she means, but he knows if Reyna wants him to know she will say it herself.

And after a brief but comfortable silence, she does.

“I’ve… I’ve never been kissed by a boy for New Years. It’s dumb I know, but I was just… thinking about it. Thats all.” She says, crossing her arms across her chest defensively. She looks disappointed, and pensive.The countdown is starting.

10

9

Nico taps her shoulder

8

She turns to him, a bit confused.

7

6

He puts hand at the back of her neck

5

4

He leans her in, shock written on her face.

3

2

He only bows her head an inch or two, since his growth spurt made them equal in height. She’s holding her breath. Her instincts tell her to push him away but she trusts Nico. She believes in him.

1

Nico presses his lips gently to her forehead and holds them there for a moment as the ball drops. It is a sweet kiss and Reyna closes her eyes and smiles. When Nico pulls away she brings him in for a hug. They’re chest to chest, cheek to cheek, and if Nico felt a soft tear roll down her’s he didn’t say a word about it.

“Happy New Year, Reyna.” He says holding her close. She feels a warmth in her chest and knows she wont be alone on New Years again.

2. Jasico

Nico is running his typical errands for his father today. Pick up a magical artifact here, collect a lost or dangerous soul there. The standard fare really. Except Jason is tagging along and chatting his ear off.

Jason alternates between walking at a brisk pace alongside him and floating in the space around him as Nico goes about his chores. He’s talking about things, about camp, about Percy and about training and what he misses about camp Jupiter. Nico mostly just nods and “mhmms” him, though he is happy for the company. Its not often people want to hang out with him for no reason.

Currently, they’re trekking through a mountainous forest looking for some kind of lost dagger made of Stygian Iron that his father wants back for whatever reason. Nico is hiking on foot, while Jason floats about, occasionally flying up above the tree tops to make sure they aren’t getting lost and that they’re still going the right way. 

He’s talking about something stupidly funny that happened during training earlier that week and Nico’s actually listening right now. He stops paying attention very briefly to where he’s going and realizes the ground is no longer under his feet. Down he goes, having just stepped over the edge of a mild drop-off in the terrain that the pair had completely failed to see coming.

Jason takes a split second and dives after him, catches him bridal style and makes it back up to the top in under half a minute. Nico is kind of breathless, but otherwise unharmed, clutching onto Jason’s neck and shoulders.

Jason lands, planting his feet on the ground, but still holds firmly onto Nico, cradling him in his arms.

“You… you okay?” He asks, meeting his eyes. Nico nods slowly, a little red in the cheeks and still holding on to Jason.

Jason didn’t want to admit it, but the whole reason he’d been accompanying Nico on his little excursions was because he really had a bit of a crush on him. He liked the way he blushed, and how when he went wide eyed he looked kinda like a startled deer. A cute deer. He was making that face now and Jason found himself just a little distracted.

He decided to just go for it, gulped nervously, and leaned in. Nico froze up for a second, but calmed and closed his eyes, letting Jason lean in to kiss him. Their lips just barely graze when…

ZAP!!!

Nico jolts away reflexively. Jason, mildly startled, drops him promptly on his ass. After a moment of flailing, one angry and very red Nico is back on his feet and looking about ready to drop-kick Jason.

“You shocked me” He says, indignant. Jason shrugs sheepishly and tries not to laugh.

“My bad?”

“Uggh!” Nico says, storming off to starting making his way down the side of the small cliff. Jason is blushing and smiling to himself as he follows after him.

okay thats it for now. I feel like i coulda done more for that last one but i dont wanna spend all night on this. thanks for the request kid, it was fun to write it ;O

boundless and all-consuming

wow i haven’t written anything in forever!!!!!! um okay so basically i had this killer dream that i was seeing episode 8 and suddenly poe and finn were kissing and it was. a lot. and so i wrote it and now im sharing it w all u dudes. nice. id like to start off by saying that i dont know a mcfucking thing about anything, my guy so like. this probably doesnt make any sense but!!!! its cute. so here u go.

star wars - poe dameron/finn - post tfa - ~1k words - pg

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Finn’s eyes were closed; he was focusing on listening for any sign of movement and desperately trying to reach Rey. He still didn’t know much about the Force, but she’d told him the story of Luke getting to Leia this way. There was no way this was going to work. His only experience with the Force, which he didn’t even know at the time, was hearing every single person’s dying thought as Starkiller Base took out the Republic.

But he tried. He had to do something. He’d been gone for almost 5 hours now, when he said he would be only 2 at most. Whatever thing that had captured him would probably be back any moment.

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tetsu-ki-deactivated20151116  asked:

okAY but don't you agree there aren't enough izuki imagines/scenarios?? I'd like to request one ^-^ izuki would be a really sweet fluffy boyfriend who would just get a little cheeky with his puns sometimes, don't you think? so i'd like to request a cute casual scenario of izuki with his s/o :DD <3 xx

[Seirin’s lunchtime] 
*DING DONG DING DONG*

“Hey ____-san? Wanna go have lunch together?” Izuki’s head popped up Seirin’s A-3 classroom.

“Sure Izuki-kun, I love to!“ Izuki’s s/o said as she walked out of her classroom.

“Damn it! WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!” Hyuuga yelled, for he was watching the two couple.

“What is it Hyuuga?” Kyoshi asked waving goodbye to his lucky friend, as the two couple walked out of the classroom, hand in hand.

“Why does that no good corny idiot have a girlfriend?! And not me?!?!” Hyuuga shouted, his voice filled with jealousy. Completely pissed at the fact that he had not dated a girl since his good old middle school days.

“I have no idea what she sees in him, but we should be happy for him.” Kiyoshi smiled as he ate his homemade bento.

“Ugh, I really need a social life besides basketball…” Hyuuga mumbled.

[Seirin’s rooftop]

“What if we eat here ____? I think the rooftop is a good place to eat together. The weather is nice too.” Izuki spoke.

“Sounds good to me. Lets eat! Ittadakimasu~ (thanks for the meal)” Izuki’s s/o said as she opened her bento and took a bite.

“Hey _____? Can I point something out…”

“Sure…?”

“Cuz I’m the point guard!! Hahahaha! Good one Izuki!” Izuki said as he gave himself a high five. “Also your eggrolls look good, can I have one?”

“Hahahah Izuki-san and your jokes. They are so very puny…” Izuki’s s/o said as she giggled softly feeding an eggroll into Izuki’s mouth.

“Ooooooh I see you have been researching some jokes lately. Wanna borrow my joke book 101?“ Izuki asked feeling blessed he had such a wonderful girlfriend. (his preference for girls is a girl who would laugh at his puns XD)

“Sure I would love to read it. How about you bring it over this weekend?”

“I have one more ____-san. What did NASA call the fruit preserve they launched into orbit?”

“I don’t know Izuki-san, do you care to tell me?” Izuki’s s/o said as she went along with the joke.

SPACE JAM! How am I not famous? I am hilarious.” Izuki said laughing at his own joke.

“Izuki-san thinks he’s very funny doesnt he?” Izuki’s s/o laughed as she put her arms around Izuki giving him a sweet hug. As the lunch bell was soon to ring, they walked down the hallway together.

“You know, I am no photographer, but I can picture us together,” Izuki said as he stepped closer to his s/o. “And people do say that I’m a pretty puntastic person.”

Izuki’s s/o also took a step closer. “Then on a scale of one to eagles, how free are you tonight?” She asked shyly.

I.Z.U.K.I. D.I.E.D.

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I knew you would come along sooner or later! That was so good! Highfive! I’m as free as a bird. I’ll come pick you up after school ‘kay?” Izuki said as he stopped at his s/o’s classroom and returned to his.

-Admin Sae ^-^
IKKKKKKK  there are like no izuki scenarios/imagines… also Takao and Teppei and Kasamatsu… T^T *sob* There’s probably more people I forgot… Please request more of them~ Thanks for requesting oneeee also!!~~<3<3 The puns are really lame… Well yeah it’s Izuki. So if it didn’t make you laugh… That just means that you have your sense of humor in check. If you laughed or even had that weird breath through your nose laugh (yes that still counts) you have a weird sense of humor like me lol :P The jokes though are pretty cheesy hahaha. I would die (of laughter) if some guy actually said that to me.
Unless it was Izuki then I shall accept it. XD

let us in(part 1)

(Okay I’m sorry but even though none of my fics happen like in the “same universe” or something like that the group chat names for hamilsquad will always be the same in my modern!au fics )

TW: Drinking

you were so tired, You had been working all week, 12 hour shift after shift 6 days in a row. Finally this shift was over and you started walking home, it was about 12 am and you just wanted to sleep. You didn’t live too far from where you worked so it didnt take long for you to arrive home. You unlocked the door and closed it behind you forgetting to lock it. You laid down on the sofa and closed your eyes, right before you dozed off you got a text from your friend 

TURTLELOVER: (Y/N) (Y/N) (Y/N) !!!!!!!

TURTLELOVER: (Y/N)!!!

TURTLELOVER: (Y/N)!!!! 

your phone went off a few more times and you checked your phone. John Laurens had been spamming your group chat with your name a few times 

TURTLELOVER: (Y/N) (L/N) !!!

(Y/N): What? 

TURTLELOVER: cann we come overr? 

(Y/N): It’s about half past midnight and im super tired 

Lafayette: (y/n) pleasee! w e just want to see you 

HERCULESM: we are nearby! 

A.Ham: please (y/n)

(Y/N): Are you drunk? go home and sleep 

TURTLELOVER: LET US IN! 

lafayette: LET US IN! 

A.Ham: LET US IN! 

HERCULESM: LET US IN!

(Y/N): If youre trying to sound like youre all saying this at the same time it doesnt exactly work through text. 

TURTLELOVER SENT A VOICE MESSAGE 

You played the message and it was the four men chanting “let us in” they were so drunk. You couldn’t help but laugh at the voice message but you decided it was probably the best idea to let them in you didn’t really like the idea of your friends roaming around the streets drunk. 

(Y/N): Fine you can come. 

TURTLELOVER: we will b there soon !!! ! 

less than five minutes you heard a knock on the door you looked through the window next to the door 

“John Laurens where are your shoes?” you yelled not opening the door yet 

he looked down at his bare feet and shrugged. you shook your head and grabbed the handle of the door, before you decided to open the door you asked them a few questions “Promise not to break anything?” “yes” they replied “And be careful not to somehow hurt yourself?” “yes?” “And-” “Let us in!” before you could open the door one of the men on the other side grabbed the handle and opened it, pushing the door to hit you in the face and causing you to fall backwards. 

“oh my god (Y/N) I’m so sorry!” John shouted and they all leaned down in a circle around you. You sat up as the men panicked. 

“Oh my god, Laurens! Are you trying to kill her! shes going to die!” Lafayette shouted 

“We have to call an ambulance!” Hercules said right after Lafayette 

“(Y/N) How many fingers am I holding up?” Hamilton asked while holding up two fingers

“two?” you replied and got up and looked at the men “You are all too drunk. I’m fine” 

John grabbed your hands and looked into your eyes, he didn’t really know what personal space is when he is this drunk, you could smell the alcohol in his breat “(Y/N) I’m so sorry I nearly killed you!” you laughed and shook your head. leading the men into living room. they all sat down on the sofa. 

“Wow thanks for leaving space for me you guys” you joked. 

“(Y/N) i’m hungryyyy” Lafayette cried out. 

“Do you expect me to cook for you?” 

“please?” 

You couldn’t resist that cute french accent and you sighed and nodded “anyone else want food?” 

the rest of the men raised their hands 

you chuckled and went into the kitchen. You decided to cook some simple eggs and bacon.

once you were done you walked back to the men with plates and they had all fallen asleep. 

they were all pretty much holding on to each other for warmth. you grinned and grabbed your phone and snapped a pic. Hey they did intrude on your alone time after work, slammed a door in your face, took up your sofa and made you cook then fall asleep. You deserved a little blackmail on them. 

after you snapped the pic you put blankets over them and went to your own bed to go to sleep. 

you couldn’t wait to show them the picture. 


(I’m sorry. This one doesn’t really make sense. 

EDIT: There is a part 2 coming tomorrow so be prepared! 

EDIT2: Part 2 is here!! click here ) 

JORDAN PARRISH THEORY...but like not because i am right fight me

Okay so I think I know what Jordan Parrish is…besides a sweet ignorant baby with an interest in carrying off dead bodies

He is totes a mothertrippin Dullahan. What’s a dullahan? Well let me inform you friend. Here is the wiki definition: “The Irish dullahan…is a type of unseelie fairy.” Yeah i think Parrish is an irish fairy. wanna fight about it? But think about this. We know Jeff loves his irish/celtic lore–druids & banshees.

PAUSE! Okay so just think about this: Lydia is a banshee (wiki: “In legend, a banshee is a fairy woman”) LYDIA IS A FAIRY WOMAN AND DESERVES A FAIRY MAN. HOW nipple twisting cute is that shit???? TOO CUTE I TELL YOU! One predicts death and the other shows up to be like hello yes I am here to claim the dead. but we will get to that next. JUST REMEMBER THEY WILL MAKE A PERFECT IRISH FAIRY DEATH COUPLE AND I AM ON BOARD.

Lets continue with the holy text of wikipedia: “The dullahan is a headless rider, usually on a black horse who carries his or her own head under one arm. The head’s eyes are small, black, and constantly dart about like flies, while the mouth is constantly in a hideous grin that touches both sides of the head.”

Okay I know what you are thinking. Headless? Horses? That sounds nothing like Parrish you stupid rancid mcrib. OKAY BUT JUST WAIT. I don’t know about the headless part (Jeff always has those weird twists like how the desert wolf shot up Malia’s car like yeah screw that no thanks), but lets tackle the horse part.

Remember this scene?

Parrish was set on fire by some monster assassin loser trying to claim some of that sweet sweet deadpool money. Yeah friggin badass right? Well let me show you something that will blow your little werewolf loving heart out of your chest.

I KNOW RIGHT? That cannot be a coincidence. We all know Jeff is an evil genius…well at least evil thats for sure and would totally plan this out. I MEAN LOOK AT THAT FREAKING MAJESTIC FIERY HORSE. and doesnt that even look like a smiling face on the rider??? COME THE NICK NACK PATTY WACK ON GUYS.

Now let’s keep moving through this wikipedia article, because we all know Jeff and the writers check the wiki, remember when he told us to look up the wikipedia page for Valack. Yeah. Me too. Well as Doc Valack would encourage, lets keep reading.

You caught that shit right????

Perish? PERISH? PerrISDsPOSOPERISHFJASJKsh? PARRISH? COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT. Leave it to Jeff to pull this kind of stunt and laugh at us behind our backs. Snickering as he hordes all his secrets like a dragon…which parrish is definitely not so stop with that. DRAGONS ARE NOT HAPPENING IN TEEN WOLF AND I WILL EAT TWENTY-TWO SHOES IF HE IS A DRAGON…one and a half if he is a phoenix, but i dont think so.

Okay lets keep going. “There is no way to bar the road against a dullahan–all locks and gates open to them when they approach.” No wonder no amount of security could keep Parrish out. He just showed up wherever he sensed the sweet scent of death and said this is mine now see you bitches later and took what he wanted like the burglar of my heart he is.

Now lets get to the part that hit me with this weeks episode and kicked me straight in the balls. “They do not appreciate being watched while on their errands, throwing a basin of blood on those who dare to do so…”

OKAY YOU HAVE SHIVERS RIGHT? ME TOO. LIKE I AM SITTING HERE IN THE ARCTIC WRITING THIS SHIT. SUBZERO LIKE JEFF’S HEART. Parrish might not have a basin of blood but he sure as daddyfreaking hell does not appreciate being watched and will FALCON PUNCH SOME BLOOD STRAIGHT OUT OF SOME KIDS FACE ONTO YOU.

Why is Stiles always covered in blood Jeff? Why? Do you enjoy watching me suffer jk I love it. I live for bloody!stiles. and murderbaby!stiles (mmm im gonna write a fanfic on this soon)

Okay time to get off track real quick. So the next part is “[splashing some innocent baby’s face with blood is] often a mark that they are among the next to die…” OKAY DONT FREAK YET. I believe Stiles was supposed to die with Roscoe. I mean we all know how connected to that jeep stiles is like NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND. SERIOUSLY. I think when the jeep was thrown into the fiery bowels of hell stiles was supposed to die with it, but then something outside of nature prevented the natural cycle of the mark of the dullahan. Theo is a chimera (maybe? probably? Yes? screw it lets say yes currently for my sanity’s sake. JEFF SURRENDER YOUR SECRETS) and so even though Stiles should have died, Theo was able to save him because Theo doesnt play by the natural rules of the supernatural world WHICH ARE CHANGING…yEAH you heard me Theo saved Stiles. He is still a little piece of shit (but he is my little piece of shit) and he saved Stiles from certain Irish fairy curse death!

Okay back on task. So what about the fire???? HE IS ON FIRE YOU SMILING POOP EMOJI EXPLAIN THAT! OKAY WELL I WILL YOU MANBABY CHILD. CHILL.

So essentially a dullahan spawned the lore of the headless horseman and so what do we all know about the headless horse man? Uh maybe that there are multiple examples of him carrying a flaming pumpkin head to throw at people and his horse Has blood red, mess you up something fierce eyes,

Jeff took the original lore and added a bit of modern flair and then took it one step further to throw us off. The headless horseman is considered a fire creature in like every video game ever and who else do we know that has burning, ill punch you straight in the face eyes?

THATS RIGHT PARRISH. And literally this has been my entire saturday freaking out about this crap and writing it all down. If you still dont believe me well you are gonna get a rude awakening in the next few episodes AND IF I AM WRONG I HAVE SOME SHOES WAITING TO BE SHOVED INTO MY FACE HOLE.

Maybe the headless part is just that this season has made me lose my mind. IF I HAVE TO WATCH THESE POOR CHILDREN SUFFER ANYMORE. BYE.

AS REQUESTED BY de-kachin ali-matsuoka kagamiracle fxlicia (who for some reason tumblr doesnt let me mention???? wtf tumblr) AND AN ADORABLE ANON, HERES THE 3AM AOKAGA FIC

dee, sadly it came out far more stupid than you asked, I’m incredibly sorry I’ll write you something sexy next time hahaha sO

Fandom/Ship: KnB/AoKaga (as always duh)
Word Count: 2332
Warnings: this isn’t anything serious I’m telling you guys now it’s just Aomine being a total idiot, blame it on 2 months of not writing anything at all

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Alright, so maybe Aomine had just come home from a shift lasted far more than it was humanly healthy.

And maybe he was so tired his eyes had been barely open when he had finally gotten home, and maybe it hadn’t been exactly the best idea to decide he was too hungry to just go to sleep, and maybe – just maybe – he had never been the best cook out there.

Maybe.

He wasn’t admitting to anything, here.

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When you say goodbye Part 6

“Wha- What?” Taylor was confused.

“Okay, I didn’t mean right now. I’m not proposing without a ring. I’m a traditional man” He said giving her a big smile while she was trying to control her breathing.

“Taylor, I love you. I love you more than words can describe. There’s no one in the entire world that makes me feel like you do. These months had been hell for me. It has been so difficult to stop myself from running to your house, kiss you and touch you again. But I really needed to get through this to learn there’s no way I’d ever be as happy as I was in our relationship, not without you, I’m incomplete right now. There’s a huge missing piece in my life and it’s you” He cleared his throat before he started talking again. He was about to cry but he managed to control his feelings and kept talking.

“All this time, I couldn’t stop thinking about how happy we could be if we get back together, we were so happy before and somehow we lost it but I know our love is bigger than our fears. I don’t want to get married tomorrow and I also know you want to wait a few years more, but before you, there’s no way I wanted to get married until I was at least 40 or more, I don’t know. And now, there are days I found myself dreaming about watching you walking down the aisle and spend the rest of our lives together, or how beautiful our children would be, that’s because of you. You changed me and I didn’t want to admit it because I never thought I needed to change that part of me but I need to grow up, we both need to grow up and I want to do it together. You’re an amazing woman and I was so proud of calling you mine. You’ve been nothing but supportive about my work and plans and that was so great. You can get along with my friends too, you can do anything! After we broke up, I kept talking to my mum and my sister and they knew I’ve found the one, I knew that too. I’m so focused on my work right now, so I thought maybe our relationship wasn’t going to work that well even if we wanted to. But trust me, it feels worse being alone, I want you there. Every single day” He said, now resting his arm on her shoulder and getting her closer to his body.

“I tried everything, really. Well, I didn’t have sex with anyone or whatever you can think I did. But I spent time with the boys and I couldn’t stop thinking of you, I spent too many hours on my studio and some days all I could do was stare at those candles you love. If I was home, I just wanted you to be there so we could cook together and watch you dancing like you love to do or finally teach me how to cut things because my fruits and vegetables look like shit when I cut them myself. I even got Becky, and when I was playing with both of them, I still wanted to call you with a stupid excuse like asking how Meredith and Olivia were, or sending you some cat videos like we used to do before. Thank God I didn’t do that because it would have been so fucking lame” He laughed. Taylor was crying on his shoulder but she laughed too. She missed that sound, and she couldn’t believe he actually named his new cat after that.

“I need you babe, I really need you. So please, come back to me” He whispered to her ear. She felt those words running down her spine like a lightning bolt. She looked at him and wiped her tears.

“I love you Adam, I love you so much” She said touching his beard.

“I love you too babe” He said, feeling her hand on his face.

“I don’t want you to propose, I mean not yet, I know this year was supposed to be about your work and you know I understand that, no one understands that better than I do. In fact, I’m going to start working on my new album next year. So there’s no time for weddings. But there’s plenty of time for us” Taylor smiled at him. She knew her break was over because she was already bored and their love story made some amazing new songs. They were both workaholics and she wanted to go back to the studio soon, but she was going to wait until next year.

“So, can we just stay together until we’re old and wrinkly?” Adam said to her, he just couldn’t stop smiling.

“Yup, but I want to keep working out because I’m going to get old but there’s no way I’m going to get saggy, at least until I’m 90” she giggled.

“Oh, you’re going to be beautiful anyways!” Adam said, then he got up and got Taylor close to his chest, running his finger through her hair and grabbing her waist with his free hand. Taylor hugged him tightly, that’s where she belonged. His chest, right in that spot where she could hear his heart beating loudly. She was so in love with him. And he loved her too. They were right where they needed to be, in each other’s arms.

“I think we should go back inside” Adam finally said.

“Okay but I need a kiss first” Taylor replied giving him a cute smile.

“Oh no Swift, we’re going to wait”

“But why?” she said with an adorable pout on her lips.

“We’re going to wait. Your place. Tonight” He grinned.

“Oh, I think I’ve heard that somewhere before” she said laughing. Then she kissed him on the cheek and grabbed his hand to go back inside the house.

As soon as they got back to the party, they went to the kitchen to get some drinks. Ed was there talking to his girlfriend, Ellie and Taylor’s mom. Andrea couldn’t stop smiling as soon as she saw them holding hands, knowing Taylor was really happy. They both approached to the group and joined the conversation, laughing and having a great time.

Taylor excused herself to talk to her other friends. She saw Lily, Jaime and Selena talking so she ran there, excited to tell them what just happened.

“Guys, guys, you guys!” Taylor said giggling.

“Oh, someone’s really happy” Lily laughed

“Are you drunk?” Jaime asked, smirking at her.

“What? No” Taylor said.

“Oh yeah, she’s drunk in love” Selena teased her.

“You guys are being impossible right now” Taylor said rolling her eyes at her friends.

The party came to an end, but Taylor and Adam stayed a little longer so they could help her family to get the house organized again. She had an amazing time and she couldn’t stop thanking her mom and friends for doing everything, it was a perfect night. She spent time with everyone and Adam was there too, it couldn’t get better than that. They were still in love and even if they didn’t talk about what was going to happen after their conversation, she knew she had the love of her life back where it belongs.

They said goodbye to her family at 2 am and got into her car, never stop touching each other for more than a minute. They already spent a few months apart so their bodies were craving those sweet moments. Taylor rested her head on Adam’s shoulder on the way home, trying to fight her sleep because she was ready to get home and get lost in paradise. Adam kissed her hair and tried to get her as close as he could to his body, he didn’t want her to be an inch apart from him, he just missed her too much. There was something so intimate and pure about their touch. He finally got her in his arms again and that was everything he could ever ask for. He didn’t need anything else.

She led the way from the elevator to her front door, dismissed her security team and got into her apartment. He didn’t wait until the door was closed, he was already on top of her kissing her lips, her neck, her shoulders. They were letting out all the passion and lust they had for each other. But mostly, they were expressing their love, that love they had to hide all those months. It was stronger than ever. It was bigger than everything they knew and it was something unique and extraordinary.

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