i know it doesn't look great

the signs as I've known them
  • Aries: they love deeply but don't necessarily want to admit it. enjoys scarier/darker stuff. introverted. wannabe rebel. communicating/ conveying feelings isn't very easy for them. passionate. have some kind of edge/darkness to them. ambitious. restless. watch out when they're pissed.
  • Taurus: stubborn. logical and practical. wants to talk about feelings. can be insensitive but loyal. intelligent af. adores music. grammar, punctuation, spelling freaks. for some reason does goofy voices and makes weird noises a lot. lives on the computer. hilariously clever.
  • Gemini: probably won't hesitate to throw someone else under the bus to succeed, but is friendly and nice. soft spoken, quiet. intimidatingly smart. athletic as hell. cute sense of style.
  • Cancer: soft squishy lil lovebugs. when they find their passion they go and do it. will love you forever. struggles with self love/respect. makes very good points in arguments. really likes food. odd obsession with animals.
  • Leo: egotistical and self-glorifying, but owns up to mistakes and apologizes for them. though if they're embarrassed by it they tell you to shut up. likes to be the center of attention. honesty about feelings is not their forte. just wants to be loved. hugs and cuddles are their fave, any kind of touching really. suck at texting. commitment issues.
  • Virgo: pretentious. super smart, probably in a lot of advanced classes. struggles with depression and self-image. looks to make deep connections. insightful. always knows obscure facts. really likes video games. awkward.
  • Libra: super understanding. on your side 100% of the time. amazing listeners. artsy. good with their hands. deep problems at home. gets annoyed pretty easily. puts on a mask a lot. trust issues. creative. rants for hours. twinge of sadness about them. can be really negative. has great hair.
  • Scorpio: kinky. excellent huggers. wants to help but kinda sucks at it. arrogant. great friends. saying "I love you" isn't natural for them. smart. tries. knows they've fucked up but doesn't do much to stop or fix it. a mysterious heaviness to them. abhors ignorance/stupidity. doesn't know how to handle breakups.
  • Sagittarius: boss ass bitch. motivated. intelligent. works hard. very understanding. cares about you. flips out at little things. wants fulfilling relationships. artist. listens well. family issues. not always honest about how they feel. strong. confident. full package.
  • Capricorn: quiet. judgey. soft and gentle huggers. aren't very concerned with relationships. hard to talk to, but want you to talk to them. will probably make it in business. articulate with feelings.
  • Aquarius: kind. hot as hell. craves physical contact. easy to befriend. fun to spend time with. honor roll af. manages emotions healthily. well-rounded individual. points out interesting things. stimulating conversation. there for you.
  • Pisces: innocent and doe-eyed. super cute. in advanced classes, as they should be. empathetic. caring. defensive of their friends. will always love that one person. easy to talk to. fully immerses themselves in their music genre. tries to be threatening but isn't. avoids conflict. bubbly. can miss the point a lot.
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Lance and Keith in 3x02 // Allura and Lance in 3x02

When I rewatched, the fact that these two scenes being in the same episode stood out to me because they’re very similar. The fact that these two scenes are so similar and in the same episode is also interesting because we know for a fact that Lance has had a crush on Allura for two scenes. If they were planning on doing anything romantic with their relationship, then this scene between them would have to be considered romantic. But the Klance scene in the same episode pretty much mirrors it – which using that logic, implies that the scene between Klance would have been romantic as well.

However, there’s something very final about Lance and Allura’s scene (combined with the scene at the end of the episode where Lance hands his bayard over to Allura – which @alteanrose pointed out) while the scene between Keith and Lance seemed more like a beginning of something else, which the rest of the season supported in terms of their development. So, in a way, it seems like Lance is finally transitioning to a platonic relationship with Allura based on mutual respect, while also transitioning into something with Keith.

 I just thought the juxtaposition of the two seasons was very interesting.

  • Disney: So, how are we all doing today?
  • Fox: Well, we released Logan a few days ago, and that has gone perfectly.
  • Disney: Did people cry?
  • Fox: They were bawling.
  • Disney: Very good, very good. How about Netflix? I believe you have Iron Fist out in a few days.
  • Netflix: Uh, yeah, but the reviews haven't been great.
  • Disney: OK, I see. Don't worry, it's only one show, and we've got the Punisher on the way, we'll make it through. How about the comics division?
  • Marvel Comics: Um....
  • Disney: What have you done?
  • Marvel Comics: What?
  • Netflix: We know that sound. How bad is it?
  • Fox: Look, as long as it doesn't involve Nick Spencer, we'll be fine.
  • Marvel Comics: ...
  • Netflix: Oh god, what's he done now?
  • Marvel Comics: He..... he made Magneto a Nazi.
  • Fox: *flips the table*
  • Disney: WHY ARE YOU STILL PAYING HIM?!

rudefawn  asked:

I have this neat plant that grows around my house in the summer. It has green pods that spit seeds out if you touch them???? The insides of the pods are kinda yellow or orange flowery things. I've only ever heard of them as being called 'touch me not' but I have never been able to determine if that is its actual name as it doesn't look like anything that pops up when I google that name. Its a really cute little man and I wanna know what his name is if you can help that would be great! :3c

HOLY HECK I KNEW WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT IMMEDIATELY WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO LOOK IT UP YOU HAVE EXPLODING CUCUMBERS (x) (x)

these babs are called Ecballium elaterium and they basically spread their seed by building up pressure in their (developed) ovaries until they explode and shoot seed and fluid out the top. honestly for an exploding plant theres surprisingly little to say about it like. o there goes helen again with her baby canon

Here is a sneak peek of the Final Fantasy XV Fan Project poster for the FFXV team! Want to see more? Well the full poster will be revealed when the Square Enix team gets their hands on it themselves! So lookout for another update near the end of next week. Also, the poster is now larger: 24″ x 36″.

For those of you who missed the deadline for the poster, but would like to share something with the FFXV team, I will accept entries for the online page until 11:59pm CST Thursday, February 16th. (Short time period I know, but once the team gets it, I’m closing online entries.) There is a QR code at the bottom of the poster that will send the team to all the entries from the poster, plus any extras y’all send in to me @verryfinny or ffxvfanproject@gmail.com! 

Also, if you already participated in the poster through art/photo and would like to leave your message/feedback for the online page to go along with your poster entry, please feel free to do so now!

Reblog and spread the word, chocobros.

If I Could Tell Him
  • Zoe: No, Evan....Connor <i>does</i> like you. A lot.
  • Evan: Connor Murphy? Likes me? How?
  • Zoe: Ugh, um...well...
  • He says,
  • There's nothing like your smile,
  • Sort of subtle and perfect and real...
  • And he says,
  • You don't know how wonderful
  • That smile can make a person feel
  • And he knows,
  • That you knows every tree
  • Every type across the ocean or sea-
  • *flashback*
  • Connor:
  • And I notice,
  • that whenever he gets bored,
  • He scribbles notes on the cuffs of his jeans...
  • Zoe:
  • But he keeps it all inside his head,
  • What he sees he leaves unsaid
  • And though he wants to
  • He won't talk to you
  • He can't find the way
  • But he will always say....
  • Connor:
  • If I could tell him,
  • Everything I see
  • If I could tell him,
  • How he's everything to me
  • But we're a million worlds apart,
  • And I don't know where I would start,
  • If I could tell him....
  • Evan: Um...does he s-say anything else? About me?
  • Zoe: Hm?
  • Evan: No, sorry, i-it doesn't-!
  • Zoe:
  • Well, he thinks
  • That you looked really cute
  • When you tucked that flower behind your ear
  • Evan: O-oh, Mom did that...
  • Zoe:
  • He told me when you look at him,
  • It's like the rest of the world isn't even there.
  • Connor:
  • If I could tell him...
  • But what to do when there's this great divide?
  • Evan: He just seems to h-hate me...
  • Connor:
  • And what to do when that distance is too wide?
  • Evan: But was he just afraid...?
  • Zoe: He just wants to say,
  • He loves you
  • He loves you
  • He loves you
  • Connor: I love you
  • But we're a million worlds apart
  • And I dunno where I would even start...
  • If I could tell him....
  • Connor: Wait, Zoe, what the fuck are you-
  • Evan: You like me?
  • Connor: what
  • Zoe: what

anonymous asked:

Do you read sidgeno fic? If so can you recommend any good ones? :)

There’s waaaay too many incredible fics in this fandom for me to rec all the ones I love (I have over 200 saved in my sidgeno folder,) but Base NotesMouthful of DiamondsBow and Arrow, Welcome Home, Idiomatic, Dezinformatsiya, Looking Forward, Lie Back and Think of England, semantic shift, Scott Wilson and the Case of the Levitsky House Ghosts, You By My Side, See Why I Stay, Stranger in This Lonely Town, and Since Always are all excellent.

HEY LOOK

They brought back the EYE GLOW!!!

They added HIGHLIGHTS!!!!!!!

The FACIAL PROPORTIONS LOOK OK!!!

ALSO,

IS THAT SOME DECENT ANIMATION I’M SEEING??!!!!!1!1!

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Thank you so much. There’s so many people I want to thank- Chris Uhlmann and Steve Lewis who wrote the book that Secret City was based on. Thank you for your generosity and also for allowing Harry to become Harriet so that I could play her.”

anonymous asked:

My great grandpa said "dog used to be healthier when I was a kid my neighbors had a German Shepard I remember what he looked like but when I see the current Shepard I don't even recognize them they've changed so much and not for the better you know Nancy right nice lady walks her dog by every day poor things a mess says she's a German Shepard but I can't believe it It sure doesn't look like one at least not a healthy one Nancy's always running to the vet" has the breed changed since the 1920s?

This is a very famous German Shepherd from the 1920′s called Rin Tin Tin.

And this is a typical example of one of the many ‘champion’ german shepherds from a google image search.

(Source)

A picture is worth a thousand words, so these are presented without further comment.

This is in reference to THIS POST with more detail.

anonymous asked:

Have you read Lilac Sweet? It says it's got Langst, but I was trying to see if anyone has any reviews before I read it.

You know what anon? 

Fuck you, you broke my heart by making me read this amazing fic.

Because of this ask I read it and its sO GOOD AND MY HEART WAS NOT PREPARED. IF YOU CAN HANDLE ENOUGH WELL WRITTEN LANGST AND REALLY GREAT CHARACTERIZATIONS FOR THE CHARACTERS WHILE THEY’RE IN THE WAR ZONE AND FINDING SHIRO AND BEING STRESSED, AND FUCK DUDE. 

go read Lilac Sweet by @star-gazing-knight. Im serious. It’ll fuck you up dude. 

Seventeen as things my mom and I say to each other on a daily
  • Mingyu: Turd nugget
  • Wonwoo: You dumb
  • Seungcheol: THE FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCK?
  • Dino: You can't hit me, I'm a child. thaT IS ABUSE AND I WILL SMACK A BITCH
  • Hoshi: If you dont stop hitting me I'm taking your Asians away.
  • Josh: Why dont you ever knock on the door? I could be naked in here jamming to Bang Bang Bang and you'd walk in and get an eye load of naked.
  • Jun: I've seen your naked a lot of times in my life.
  • Jeonghan: if that bitch doesn't stop singing and shouting at my son..
  • Seungkwan: OH MY GOD CHAN IS DRESSED LIKE MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER'S GREAT GREAT GRANDMA'S AUNT'S OLDER SISTER'S GREAT GRANDMOTHER'S MOTHER HOW DOES HE STILL LOOK GOOD
  • Vernon: can I go home now? I'm not a child of god and it smells like an old man's armpit in here
  • Minghao: HIT ME ONE MORE GAIN
  • Woozi: Bitch I'm short!
  • Seokmin: I know I look cute and sweet but let another bitch look at me sideways. I will knock an old lady on her ass. Try me

anonymous asked:

(First of all, I hope this doesn't sound like a loaded question. I do mean it sincerely.) Do you know why thinner ballerinas are preferred nowadays? I've been looking at photos of Vaganova when she was teaching, and her students didn't look as lean as the current students at the academy. It seems strange to me, because Agrippina Vaganova's standards seem to be otherwise worshipped.

I think it’s a great question! I have a theory on why the standards have changed so much but, as always, I welcome other input. Here’s what I think happened:

Beauty standards have changed

What we consider beautiful has changed a great deal in the past 100 years. At the turn of the 19th century, when consumption was laying waste to the European population, thinness was associated with sickness. It was an undesirable trait, and women were often criticised for it. For example, the great Sarah Bernhardt was the target of many terrible insults because she was slim.

If I’m not mistaken, Anna Pavlova almost wasn’t accepted into the Imperial Theatre School (now Vaganova Ballet Academy) because she was very skinny. You can see how different she looks compared to her classmates in this photo (taken in the 1890s):


The ballet of the olden days favoured a more sturdy (and therefore, healthy) physique. Whereas now we find long, thin limbs, high arches, flat torsos more aesthetically pleasing. Think of the way your eye glides over Svetlana Zakharova’s body.

Genetics have changed

Humans as a species are in an evolutionary fast-lane. This means that we’re changing at an incredible pace. Even now, whenever Tsiskaridze recalls what ballet kids looked like (physically) in his day compared to what they’re like now, the difference is staggering. And the generations he’s comparing are only 30-ish years apart! By the way, according to Nikolai, the health of Russian children is rapidly deteriorating from generation to generation. I’m going to do a separate post about it later.

Ballet itself has changed

As you said, the standards set by Agrippina Vaganova are still very highly regarded. However, some elements of her teaching have been (and continue to be) discarded because they have become obsolete. For instance, according to Vaganova, the ballerina mustn’t raise her leg above 45 degrees. Clearly, no one’s going to follow that rule anymore. Both the technique and the overall aesthetic have become more… streamlined, I guess.

Additionally, men have a much harder job now than they had one hundred years ago. Partnering has become a lot trickier. The lifts are more difficult and there are far more of them. This means that the ballerina needs to be smaller and slimmer, otherwise the feat becomes physically impossible.

d i s c l a i m e r

The Steven Universe fandom reminds me of why I hate like 99% of fandoms on tumblr and hate even looking them up in the tags anymore
its like all people care about is the Race,gender and sexually of character and nothing else and tries to put here political views in them
Not to mention they are hypocritical hell
They bitch about how they don’t want the Bronies to “Take over their fandom” yet when I go in the Uncle Grandpa tag I see these same people tagging their hate ruining it for people who actually enjoy the show.
Look bruh
I’m sorry that Uncle Grandpa isn’t ubber deep like Steven Universe is
but one goofy episode is gonna kill the show okay?
lets not forget all the other shows that crossed over with cartoons that had no similarities in plot or characters
* cough,cough THE GRIM ADVENTURES OF BILLY AND MANDY CROSSED OVER KIDS NEXT DOOR cough LILO AND STITCH CROSSED OVER WITH KIM POSSIBLE, RECESS AND PROUD FAMILY cough*
If you don’t like Uncle Grandpa fucking great, you don’t like something that’s cool just don’t flood the tagg with your hate ITS NOT THAT HARD

STOP GETTING ANGRY OVER CARTOONS

Also sorry to all the sane people in the SU fandom that has to put up with this SU/UG hate and other B.S