i know i should let go

astrangetypeofchemistry  asked:

Chlonette AU where they make a pact to get married as kids

Alya took off her glasses and wiped away the tears that were collecting in the corners of her eyes. “Waitwaitwait. Oh my God. Okay. Please run me through this like one more time.”

Chloe was turned away from the rest of the class and had her hands covering her ears. “Nope! I’m not listening to this again! I’ve been subjected to enough public humiliation as it is!”

“Ditto!” Marinette grumbled, hiding her face in her folded arms resting on the desk. “This isn’t funny anymore just let it go.”

Nino scoffed. “Um. That’s offensive. I’ll have you know that I have taken my role as your future wedding officiant very seriously.”

“No!” Alya gaped with a wide smile. “They made you the officiant?”

“Yup,” Nino nodded. “Actually, I should probably go get registered soon.”

“No one’s getting registered! No one’s getting married! Fuck off, Nino,” Chloe shouted. 

“Oh shut up, you’re supposedly not even listening anymore,” Alya said. “This is possibly the most fascinating thing you’ve ever told me. I’m still half convinced you’re lying to me.”

“Listen, when we were in école together, Chloe and Marinette were inseparable.”

“Wait a minute,” Adrien perked up suddenly. “Chloe, that best girlfriend in the whole wide world you were always telling me about when we were kids….that was Marinette!?”

Marinette dug through her book bag, pulled out a pen, and held it out to Kim who was standing by her desk. “Here. Take it. Stab me with it. Do it.”

“We are not talking about that Adrien!!” Chloe screamed, standing up from her chair. “That was a part of my dark past how dare you bring it up!”

“Oh man, they did everything together,” Nino laughed. “Did arts and crafts projects together, went to the park together, got friendship bracelets together, it was super adorable.” 

“We were like eight!” Marinette wailed. “Oh my God, that was forever ago!”

“Just makes it even more adorable,” Nino shrugged. “But yeah they announced to the whole class one day that if they didn’t have any boyfriends by the time they graduated lycée, that they were going to date each other and then get married. I humbly accepted the responsibility of marrying them myself, Juleka was going to be in charge of makeup, Max was in charge of fundraising, and Nathanael was going to design the invitations.”

“I have preliminary sketches if you want them,” Nathanael said from the back of the classroom. “I was thinking a pink and yellow theme. Possibly a spring wedding.” 

“Oh my God, can I be Marinette’s maid of honor?” Alya gasped. 

“There’s no wedding!” Marinette shrieked. 

“I was going to be Chloe’s best man, so that works,” Adrien grinned. “Or wait. Does she get a maid of honor instead of a best man? How does that work again?”

“How about this?” Nino decided. “Alya is Marinette’s maid of honor. I’m Marinette’s best man. You’re Chloe’s best man. And Sabrina’s Chloe’s maid of honor. That way we’re all even.”

“Oh perfect!” Sabrina smiled, clapping her hands together. “I already started drafting a speech. I was hoping someone could take a look at it for me and tell me what they think.”

“Done!” Chloe announced, getting up from her seat. “Five thousand percent done! I’m burying myself in shame in the park! Don’t look for me!”

Rapper Eve’s Love Letter to the LGBTQ Community

Just some quick words of thanks and gratitude for supporting me through the years. You have been so incredible in showing me love and support throughout my whole career. You have been some of the best fans and, yes, fam(ily) as long as I’ve been in the business. I say fam(ily) because that is the way you wholeheartedly have shown up for me – at concerts, on the street when you stop me, when you show me love on socials, etc. That’s what fam(ily) does right? Hold you down and show you love. You’ve even let me know what you think about that new look or the old look I should maybe go back to, with love of course. It’s funny: that actually makes me smile. Because in a world of constant BS you all in the LGBTQ community are always about being true and honest and fiercely loyal to the people you love and who love you back. So I will end this letter with “thank you.”

Thank you for being bold and loud and incredible. You make me want to be a freer me. I feel a lot more excited and encouraged knowing I have such an incredible community/fam(ily) that support me. Thank you for adopting me and thank you for being UNAPOLOGETICALLY YOU. - Eve 🌈

anonymous asked:

Do you actually enjoy comics? Was the Damian character ever written right according to you ? Cause I feel like maybe you like the concept of Damian but if you're salty about everything he's inserted so far like, never good in Morrison, not good with tomasi, percy sucks etc then maybe you should do yourself a favor and stop caring

Let me guess, you saw a couple of my posts complaining about the Rebirth comics, and now you think you know enough about me to analyze me?

Anyhow, yes Rebirth hasn’t been good to the Batfam, especially to Damian and since Rebirth is still going and nothing have really changed when it comes to the writers then it’s obvious I’m gonna keep complaining about it until something happen. Also, if you actually bothered to look hard enough then you would find that I actually do give credit when it’s due, for instance I have said in the past how Gleason & Tomasi are my absolute favorite Damian’s writers, and their comic B&R and R:SoB were one of my favorite comics of all time, which have only ended right before Rebirth happened (So really if they just kept R:SoB going through Rebirth then I may have been less dissatisfied with Rebirth ) And I know that I criticized the Super Sons comic the other day, but I didn’t necessary do it because the comic itself was bad, I just did it because I excepted more from a great writer like Tomasi. Also while I do have a HUGE problem with how Morrison handled (Butchered) Talia’s and other characters, I don’t really think he messed up Damian specifically, considering how his character was back then, he also was the one who have us Batman!Dick & Sidekick!Damian after all so I guess he did good on that one (But that still doesn’t excuse what he did to Talia). Another thing, I loved Damian in both the Superman & Nightwing comics? And I’m pretty sure I mentioned that before?

So really, from all of the current writers that have worked on Damian I only dislike Percy really, and if you scroll through my blog you will know why, TT Rebirth is unbelievably bad, and I do have the right to criticize it, that doesn’t make me salty at all, since I know and have seen the potential of Damian’s character in canon before and all I want is to see it again and to have writers who know and understand about Damian to writer him in at least ONE good comic instead of the unprofessional and whitewashing writers/artists that are working on him right now. And I don’t think I’m asking for much?? If anything I’m asking for the bare minimum.

So don’t try to blame it on me and making it seem like I’m some sort of unimpressed old geezer that doesn’t like anything, that isn’t the case, DC has some amazing writers that I’m sure can handle Damian right if given the chance, and some of them have already written him just great before and I wouldn’t mind if they write him again (Example: Gleason & Tomasi). The whole thing is simply DC being idiotic and not listening to their fans, so I’m gonna keep criticizing their bad comics and bad writers while giving their good comics and good writers (When I do see them) the thump ups. And if you don’t like that then simply just unfollow me.

I’m wondering which update will be the finally coffin nail for tumblr? This place is going down each more day. Let’s face it, minor means 13-18 here. Kiddos those ages know more swearwords then me and swearwords are sensitive content??? For real tumblr? You serious? I’ll not hint at the other problems with flagging because thats just plain ridiculous.

I’m still searching for alternative, but deviantart is…deviantart. Twitter is cool, but even harder to earn a standing there. Artstation is for professionals and not fandom. Maybe I should give Wysp another chance. To be honest I just want tumblr 2.0 but without the stupid hassle.

@durenjtmusings replied to your post: Smol One’s birthday party is tomorrow, which means…

You are a sick and twisted person and I like you

@postmodernmulticoloredcloak said:

*squints* what are you putting in those cupcakes… nvm don’t let me know

I should probably be more concerned about what you all think of me, but I’m not.  I’m sitting over here thoroughly amused.  I was nigh on distraught when I realized there was no gif to be found of Crowley and his baby uvula muffins.  Fortunately Lizbob came through for me.  She’s the hero here.

So, that said, no I won’t be telling you what’s in my cupcakes.  Not because I’m afraid of what you all might think, but because a baker shouldn’t give away their best recipes.  You’ll have to go experimenting with baby uvulas all on your own.

(Yup, I’m going to thoroughly abuse this gif)

OK!!! I have an idea and honestly I know you all probably are like “here w e go again, brogen” anyways, tonight if any of you are willing and have a rabbit streaming blog we should all post various movies and have a master list and to those who have been feeling down can have a choice of movies to look for? I see a lot of people hurting and I think a movie night would take some mind off of the dash. So…. If you have a rabbit account or are willing to make one let me know what movie you wanna stream. If you can spread this or send this to people that would be awesome.

TRIPLE D. hey guys it’s ferarri and I’d just like to say that I truly have no idea what’s going on negativity wise. I won’t call it drama since it’s way more than that. But, as you all know this blog is meant to keep people happy and spread that happiness. So, if there’s anyone who I should never interact with because they’re not good people, please let me know. I want everyone to be comfortable and happy. I want to stay away from the negativity and the bad people.

anonymous asked:

Imagine that every year on your birthday, Kraglin pays for everything for you, no ifs, ands or buts. Even when it comes to getting groceries and alcohol for your party later on, Kraglin is always one step ahead of you and swipes his card/gives the cashier the units before you can even blink. "Nonsense, baby girl, you don't have to do anything but enjoy today. I feel like I should give back to you and spoil you rotten because ya know, that's what boyfriends do. Now, let's go home and celebrate."

AAAAAAAAAWWWWW SWEET BABY BOI KRAGLIN BEING A SUGAR DADDY FOR THE DAY *TEARS OF JOY* I WOULD KISS AND HOLD HIM EACH TIME HE’D SPEND MONEY ON ME DAMN IT! HE DESERVES ALL OF IT!!!!

ME LOOKING AT KRAGLIN : 

@willowdeville thank you! I realize that it’s a while new ballgame now, you know? My parents don’t really get any of this either because there wasn’t the Internet and fandom wasn’t so readily available even when I was a teenager. So I get where THEY’RE coming from, but MY kid is never going to know the life of zines and snail mail anthologies and I have a whole different knowledge of what the online world and fandom is like that my parents never will. So I encourage people to end the idea that all parents should be like the Boomers and lots of Gen Xers, letting their lack of understanding translate to bad and weird. Starting in middle school, I grew up having online access and friends all over the world who shared hobbies with me in various ways. That’s how it is now and it’s a part of life and how we make friends and talk to people now. Being considered Fandom Old and that I should retire or something is harmful and isolating. My friends are here, same as everyone else. I’m staying! :D

Masterpost of Cryptic Shit from The Adventure Zone

Because damn Griffin’s given us a lot of mysteries to work with. (Excerpts from the show under the cut.)

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Hello my beautiful sugar babes!

I have the best boyfriend in the world. He surprised me with a eight week old golden doodle. I love this dog so much I don’t know what to do. He also ordered me a business platinum American Express credit card. And of course I still have his credit card on my Postmates, Uber, and UberEATS. He also ordered me HGH which is human growth hormone that is $700 a month. It’s supposed to make you skinny, your hair bomb, your nails amazing. Kim Kardashian and Madonna takes it. He’s in Las Vegas for a bachelor party for his brother and he’s calling me every few hours and face timing me. It’s so sweet. He’s so loving and kind. I’m so happy I have him.

I went to the Beverly Wilshire Hotel and I met this grandpa and he took a liking to me and he wants to help me in my professional career. He wants to publish articles about me so I can become famous in my career when people google me. I’m really happy I met him and I look forward to growing my professional career and maybe leaving the sugar bowl forever one day. I’m really happy with my boyfriend and I don’t really see a need to hustle guys if I can make a substantial amount of money in my professional career.

I went to Roku sushi restaurant in Los Angeles last night at midnight because I was hungry and these guys kept circling our table and when the bill came the waitress told us that one of the gentleman had paid for our bill. It was a $200 sushi tab so it was nice to get free dinner. This just goes to show that once again my proximity thing is true. You need to be around rich people to meet rich people. I highly suggest going to this restaurant there were so many rich guys there I went in my yoga clothes and Adidas slides. I literally ran out for a midnight snack now I know to dress a little bit better. He owns 40 brands of wines and lives all over the world. He invited us to attend the BET party and Yacht parties for 4th of July.

A guy asked me to go to a music festival with him in Chicago and he offered me $8000 for three days but I’m not sure if I want to go because it’s rock music and I prefer hip-hop and EDM. So I don’t know if I want to go and listen to music for three days that I don’t even like I don’t know if it’s worth it. I’m still thinking about it.

I work out at Equinox and this guy invited me to this Lamborghini and McLaren event. I guess these guys that own these $400,000 cars pay money to race their cars on the race track. There were so many rich as guys. I wish I could’ve invited you all.

Girls have been messaging me asking me where I met my guys and I met them at all different places here are some examples. These are the guys that take care of me monthly of course I have my guys that I see here and there but these are the guys I count on every month
• 30 year old Amex, takes care of my car insurance, work expenses, cell phone bill, unlimited credit card - Match.com
• boyfriend, Uber, UberEATS, Postmates, credit card, HGH, Equinox - Tinder
• $5,000 a month and all my Christian Louboutins - MillionaireMatch.com
• $5,000/ $20,000 a month Persian - Poker Game
• billionaire - Charity Event
Rich guys are everywhere so you got to keep looking.

I made some mistakes in the beginning in the sugar bowl so I wanted to share with you what I’ve learned and I hope I can save you some trouble
• always get the money and or gifts first. One of my first arrangements on SA The guy promised me $1000 for a meet and he gave me $500 after. And I didn’t know what to do so I just took the $500 I left and he promised me that he would give me the money later but he never ever did. I never made that mistake again. When I see my daddies I always say “hi babe did you bring my gift.” Don’t trust them and if they say something like “this feels to transactional” I suggest you should leave he’s probably going to gyp you. All my real daddy’s give me the money without making me feel guilty.
• only talk on the phone with them for 10 minutes at a time. Try not to call them let them call you. When I see that the 10 minutes it’s getting close I just hang up abruptly and say “hey I have to go” and I just hang up. If they want to talk to you they have to come see you. They know how to find you. Don’t worry. They didn’t die. They’re just busy. He’ll make time for you if you’re important but don’t force anything. My boyfriend told me I never called him once in 2 months. If I need to say something I save it for when I see him. Are used to make up excuses to text him. Like if I bought him his favorite Mountain Dew soda I will take a picture and send it to him. But I stop doing that and he has been chasing me ever since.
• only give him 75% of your love. My nail lady is like my therapist and she told me she’s been married for eight years and her husband still asked her to this day if she loves him. She gives me the best advice. She also asked me do I know which noodle house is the best noodle house in Korea? She told me it was a noodle house that serve the least amount of noodles. So be the noodle house that serves the least amount of noodles. That will make him coming back for more.
• always make sure your nails are perfect. I once was dating this really rich guy who owns all these medical marijuana dispensaries and he told me that he will not date a girl if one nail is broken. Now I know you may think that this is absurd but I’m talking about being a sugarbaby on a high level. In order to be a sugarbaby on a high level you need to look like it.
• you need to shower daily. I can’t believe that I have to even say this but one time I hug my girlfriend and I could smell her hair and my eyes almost white cross eyed. You don’t know how many times guys have told me that they love the way I smell I shower and wash my hair every day and I understand some of you guys because if your ethnicity that you cannot wash her hair every day but you need to figure out something to make sure you smell good and clean. And even after sex I will take a shower and guys always told me that they love me that I’m so clean.
• we are here to comfort our men if they’re having a bad day make sure you uplift them and make sure that you make them happy. One of the things I always tell my guys is I’m here to celebrate your success your happiness and your life make it about them. You can go home and complain to your girlfriends but your boyfriend is not the guy you are complaining to. We are here to celebrate their life and their success.
• I have never ever referred to any of my guys as my “sugar daddy” or asked for an “allowance” to their face. Behind their back I referred to them as my sugar daddy and stuff but to their face they think that I am just their regular girlfriend. This will build more trust and they won’t feel as used and they will probably be looser with their wallet if they feel like you’re not using them. You know they’re going to be very cautious of everything if they suspect anything. You’re going to make the most money if their guards are down so you need to build trust.
• this is also a tip from my nail lady but do not ever make them feel jealous. Even if you are dating multiple men do not let them now. Do not post fancy photos of food on your social media if they’re following you. They know that you were on a date.
• Now as I mentioned above to only give 75% of your love to them and only spend 10 minutes on the phone with them when you were with them in person you are the number one girlfriend. When I am with my boyfriend or any of my dudes and even a Rolls-Royce I don’t even look. My phone is in my bag the whole time I do not check my phone for social media or my text messages or anything. My dude has my full undivided attention. They are the king in my eyes (at the moment)
• I personally won’t introduce my girlfriends to my daddies or my boyfriend until things are really established between the two of us. You don’t even know how many girls will sideswipe you and try to fuck your boyfriend for a Chanel bag. So to save your relationship with your boyfriend and your girlfriends just make sure you and your boyfriend or totally establish before introducing them. You can’t really control what they are going to do but you can definitely control if they meet or not.
• as you guys know a lot of my dudes give me credit card. A lot of girls have been messaging me about this. To get a credit card they are going to need your real name, your birthdate, and your Social Security number. So it has to be definitely someone that you completely trust. My 30-year-old daddy and my boyfriend I know they would never do anything to hurt me. They’re the most nicest people on the planet and their goal is to just help me. So don’t give some crazy motherfucker your Social Security number just so you can get a credit card it might not be worth the trouble. But this is really nice in case they go out of town or something you don’t have to depend on them to deposit money into your bank account it’s just a credit card so you can just spend and they pay the bill. The other great thing is if someone gets you a credit card I can only benefit you never hurt you so let’s just say that they default and don’t pay the credit card it goes on to their credit but let’s say that they pay your $10,000 a month credit card like every month your credit will improve.
• always have your own separate income or business or school or like profession or something that you’re working towards. There is a very high chance that you are probably going to marry a really rich guy being in the sugar bowl you’re going to end up falling in love with one of them. But the thing is is you should still have your own thing. You could even be a part-time plastic surgeon. All my aunts married very wealthy men but they have never worked a day in their lives and their husbands cheat on them all the time and they’re just stuck in there miserable relationship. They are decked out in Ferragamo, Mercedes Benz, and have Chanel bags but they hate their lives. You want to be adored and loved. And you have to let them know that you know you could leave if you wanted to and I think they’ll treasure you more. The also respect you more.
• if you are having a slow season in your sugar game do not worry it happens to all of us that’s why you need to be dating multiple guys to make sure that you’re going to be OK. That’s also why I highly encourage you to save your money. If you need to buy stuff have your daddies buy it for you save all the cash that you get. And honestly if you can’t get a guy to buy it for you you probably don’t even deserve it. If you really wanted you will figure out a way to get a guy to buy it for you. While we are having lunch I’ll make them take me to Sephora go buy $300 worth of make up or say “babe can we swing by target? I’m out of TP” and but $200 worth of stuff. Or get my nails done with them.
• K girls you know my favorite save save save! Just because things are going really well with your daddy don’t get too excited. Guys have offered me all kinds of stuff and they fell short.
• which also brings me to another topic is don’t count your chickens before they hatch. Meaning guys are gonna promise you all kinds of stuff don’t really count on it until you have the money in your hand or in your bank account. And honestly I made the mistake of telling my friends and looking really stupid when the guy never even called me back. So keep this information to yourself and maybe later if they actually give you the money or the gift then you can tell your friends but even with that you were going to end up with a bunch of hater friends. They’re probably going to call you a hooker or something like that because they are so jealous. They probably can’t even get their boyfriend to buy them a $200 dinner. So they are really going to hate you if your boyfriend is giving you a $10,000 allowance plus the Mercedes-Benz, you get what I mean? In the real world not that many people will be happy for you. So be careful who you share your information with.
• and really girls if you want to be a sugar baby on a high level you need to look like it. Your hair, make up, skin, nails, clothes, style, everything needs to be on point. One time I saw my girlfriend who really wanted to be a sugarbaby on my level and she had open her purse and her purse was a freaking mess and her make up had busted and the make up was all over like her wallet and and her stuff. It just looks so freaking disgusting. I buy make up bags from the dollar store and if my make up bursts or breaks I just empty it out throw the make up bag away and I put it in the new make up bag. You need to be really clean for these guys. And this was also the girl that her hair smelled. I mean I’m just her friend observing and I already knew we both played in different sandboxes. She asked me if she could have my old daddies but none of my dudes would even fuck her for free.

I really want all of you guys to be really successful. I’m here to answer any questions and to help you with any of the stuff but you guys need to do your part and look your best and be healthy go work out and be the best you. Make sure you’re all there mentally, emotionally, and physically. I pray and I mediate a lot to get my spirituality and head space in the right place. I work out and eat organic food so I’m in a good mood.

Another thing is is my nail lady told me that you don’t have to be the prettiest girl in the world but you do need to have the best skin. Stay out of the sun it ages you it’s not good for you it will give you freckles and wrinkles. Use SPF every single day, reapply it all day, where a hat if you’re going to be in the sun.

If I actually become successful in my professional career I will probably quit the sugar bowl and just take my boyfriend exclusively. I am really happy with him and I’m happy with my new puppy. I love you all and I wish you all the best success in the world and I totally believe in you.

That’s another thing to make it in this field and anything else you need to believe in yourself. I open my arms and face my palms to the sky, face my heart to the sky and I say “I open my heart to receive love, money, and happiness”. I need you guys to start doing this so the universe knows that’s you’re ready for your whale :)


To all my daddies,

I want to thank you for all the luxuries in my life. I want to thank you for making sure my bills are paid, designer silk clothes, most expensive shoes and handbags, most exclusive gym membership, caring about my health, buying me healthy organic groceries, alkaline water, green juices delivered every morning, taking care of my eyelashes extensions, nail salon, eyebrows, skincare, spas, facials, hair salon, make up, plastic surgeries, laser hair removal, my new puppy, taking care of my puppy supplies and vet bills and thank you for taking care of me even when you’re away on a business trip. I will in return be the best girlfriend to you make sure you feel like a king. I’m so grateful I met you. I love you so much.

Happy Father’s Day Zaddy ❤️

Love,
Your Asian Sugar Baby

6

Happy 56th Birthday to Michael J. Fox (June 9th, 1961)

“I really love being alive. I love my family and my work. I love the opportunity I have to do things. That’s what happiness is.”