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Things i love about (book) Stanley Uris

  • He’s fastidious
  • “A creature of habit and convention”
  • “A patient boy”
  • Thinks that birds talk to each other (they totally do stan)
  • Thinks about phrases like ‘weirdsville’ and ‘Creep City’ because Richie says them
  • When the dead boys come for him in the standpipe he defends himself using his bird-book and shouting out the names of birds (it works)
  • Has an adorably dry sense of humour
  • Makes the suggestion to clean up the blood from Beverly’s bathroom (and then pays for the rags to get cleaned and jokes that it was a laundry date)
  • Was offended when he saw the dead boys (which is way worse than being frightened in his eyes)
  • “could stand to be scared, but he hated being dirty”
  • Was the most successful young accountant in Atlanta
  • Played baseball and “had the reflexes of an angel” according to Eddie (and I honestly don’t disbelieve, cause my boy Stan is an angel)
  • Cant think of anyone else to tell about IT because he only trusts the losers
  • Poor kid had his face washed with snow until it bled, by henry bowers
  • Traded funnybooks for firecrackers (him and Richie are meant to be i stg)
  • He can sing (or sayng according too Richie)
  • “Kookie kookie lend me your bones”
  • Sharp minded
  • When Richie tells him 'i heard somewhere that you killed Christ’ Stan replies totally deadpan with 'i think that was my father?’ COMEBACK KING!!
  • Carries his bird book with him (almost) everywhere
  • Jokes about breaking Eddie’s other arm
  • Saves Eddie and Mike in the sewer using his bird book and telling the giant bird he doesn’t believe in it
  • (He does however believe in phoenix’s)
  • He is the one who cuts the rest of the losers palms because he knows that it wasn’t really gone

shhhhhhh guys……… ur favorite boft (big soft) boy is sleeping

anonymous asked:

Do u think B*rchie will happen? If not, why not?

Nope I don’t think it’ll happen, ever. LIke it might be a one-sided thing from WIlbur but thats it. And why you ask?

I mean have you seen this? This level of love, devotion, understanding and pure want/need for one another in every way is something no one else, and certainly not Wilbur, can give Betty. 

Yup, sums up their friendship in a nutshell. 
Just a lazy little sketch created from boredom and being far too exhausted to actually try and draw anything proper  x’D Maybe tomorrow though if I have the time, we’ll see. 


ASOIAF + (some) houses’ prominent traits
(requested by @manbunjon)


The educational system personally came into my house and peed in my cereal


you’re next to me in my life

happy birthday, amanda 💙


jyn and cassian (from various videos)

the dream of light; a baited cage
to trap me where it waits, in its glare, if dare I go
but to outrun that horizon
would take stronger legs and lungs
and wings, and I have none
since last I saw the setting sun and sung the song of the sparrow 

- from The Sparrow by @phemiec

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