i know i know it's so old

“When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs ev'ry morning to help me get large!”

“And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs so I’m roughly the size of a BARGEEEEE!

anonymous asked:

Are you talking about the Seddm thing? I don't think it's about Starco; it's just generally finding 14 year old's having sex enjoyable being creepy. I know some people say it's fictional, but the thing is that they know that it's children having sex, you know? It's just questionable. Who knows?

who knows :/ personally i dont want to get into any of that i was talking about some posts i found about ppl being super “anti-starco” and saying they hate ALL the shippers and its cliche and so het so… yea

anonymous asked:

You've gone through most if not all of highschool, right?Okay, so I'll be starting high school next year, (which is really soon since there's only a month or so left of the school year) and I am really nervous about it, and so I was wondering if you could give a general summary of what it's like? Because everyone always talks about how awful and stressful it is, and I just want to know if its only pure stress and nothing else or whatever else.

it’s definitely weird,
because y'know people are going through puberty still there are kids that look like they could be 8 years old and kids who look 30 and amazingly they are actually the same age
it can get stressful but school in general can be stressful, drama will happen I’ve actually kinda figured out a graph for when the drama hits so I am expect it, never involved I just watch from afar
but get involved in things and have people to talk to because when things do get stressful you have someone who gets ya and is there with you
there will be deadlines, but there always are, prom tbh is overrated in my opinion
but in the end it’s all just a unique experience for everyone
don’t let senior boys be creeps to you
don’t put off essays
stay true to you
my school advice might not be the greatest, my highschool is like a weird college highschool fusion which just makes the maturity levels even wilder
but Highschool isn’t as bad as people make it out to be
it can get bad, you will probably have bad days, but it flies by
it flies by really fast
and next thing you know freshman year will be over and you will have the hang of things
(also note: people change quite a bit in highschool, some for the better some for the worse but people really change, it’s kinda, interesting to see tbh)

shoutout to george, fred, and especially ron weasley for realizing that harry was stuck in abusive and unhealthy household and, in spite of the massive trouble they knew they could get in, taking immediate steps to personally see him removed from that environment, something no adult in harry’s life did.

i think the narrative should explore the fact that clary is valentine’s daughter.

by which i mean - clary is dangerously charismatic. even alec, who hated her and has been forced to pick up after her, becomes close to her in the end. clary has stomped on every tradition and rule he was raised with, endangered countless lives - but still in the end he forgives, thanks her for saving isabelle’s life when she’s the one who endangered it.

maybe it is jocelyn’s daughter that saves the little mage child. but it is valentines daughter that went marching to magnus’s in the first place. jocelyn went to magnus when she was ready to hide - clary went to him when she was ready to fight. and when she brings the vampires and werewolves together - that type of leadership and manipulation is valentine. jocelyn helped save the downworlders by running from valentine and stealing the cup - clary doesn’t run. from the beginning she doesn’t run.

she fights, but not alone. she draws people to her, like moths to a flame. even meliorn is impressed by her, grants her a favor he’s granted no other. she negotiates with vampires, with simon’s help yes, but on her own.

and speaking of simon - valentine turned his best friend into a werewolf, and clary turned hers into a vampire. granted he was trying to kill luke and clary was trying to save simon, but still. jocelyn left luke wounded in a barn to make his choice, but clary made simon’s choice for him.

valentine and clary act - jocelyn only ever reacts. jocelyn may be a fighter, but she’s not a leader. she’s a soldier. luke is a soldier. but valentine and clary are smart enough and charming enough and ruthless enough to be generals. clary is always convinced she’s doing the right thing - even when lives are in danger and people are getting hurt she thinks she’s making the best choice for everyone. and she can usually convince most of everyone that she’s right. this is dangerous.

she’s not the same kind of leader that valentine is now. valentine is hard and violent and makes you walk over coals for his approval. but once upon a time he did what clary did - was kind and charismatic and told people that he knew what was right, that by listening to him they would be saving the world. clary has been in this world a couple of months and already she draws her inner circle around her, already she has allies that no one else has ever had before.

people are right to be wary of clary for being valentine’s daughter, but not for the reasons they think. clary will die before she joins her father, but she has the potential to succeed where her father failed. clary doesn’t like the clave, doesn’t agree with the clave, and she is valentine’s daughter more than she is jocelyns. those who knew valentine must see all his best and most terrifying qualities shining out in her. she may succeed where her father failed, and if she decides the clave is doing more harm than good - what’s to stop her in leading her allies in tearing it to the ground?

she is joan of arc, she is julias caesar. people believe in her, are willing to fight and die with their worst enemies for her, break oaths to their queen for her.

the only way to get rid of people like her is to stab her 52 times in the senate or burn her in a holy fire. but then she becomes a martyr and then shes more dangerous dead than alive.

there is someone in the clave who’s seeing clary and is seething, panicking, because this little girl is her father’s daughter, and she has the potential to amass an army that will destroy them all.

clary is valentine’s daughter.

her enemies should fear her - including valentine himself.


Caejose Week 2016
Day 7 - Growing Old

you guys remember that Howl’s Moving Castle au i did last september? well its back

It’s why he loves her — she is not in any way a predictable woman to him. He enjoys her integrity, and vice versa.
—  Hart Hanson on Booth and Brennan, 2012 (x)

not only was guan shan’s phone on the inbox screen for he tian, but his phone is literally about to turn off from low battery. so he has been lying there for who knows how many hours wasting his battery and refreshing the screen so it doesn’t dim/turn off, waiting for a message (inevitably) to come through

Hey y’all remember another big guy dragon nerd?

-I’ll see myself out