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Teachers and Parents
  • "Why did you give my child a failing grade?"
  • "I don't remember desks being this small when I was here."
  • "Do you know what your child did in class today?"
  • "I don't give out detention lightly."
  • "What did they do now?"
  • "I'm sorry, I've been working steadily and haven't been paying as much attention as I should have."
  • "Being a single parent is hard..."
  • "Can you go to the school? I just got a call from the teacher."
  • "Can I pick up their homework?"
  • "I hate to bother you with this but..."
  • "I think your child is falling behind."
  • "I just want to tell you how impressed I am."
  • "Can we meet somewhere to talk about this?"
  • "Your child is struggling a little in math."
  • "Keeping an eye on them can be a challenge."
  • "They're doing exceptionally well.
  • "How many students do you have?"
  • "We have to be careful with what's brought into the classroom."
  • "I'm sorry they're being a problem."
  • "What is the home situation like?"
  • "Free time is important to development."
  • "Teenage years are hard."
  • "I got called here from work for THIS?"
  • "Bullying is something we take very seriously."
  • "I have some great news for you."
  • "The play is in three weeks."
  • "There was a bit of a scare today..."
  • "This won't happen again. I'm sorry you had to deal with it."
  • "Finals are coming soon and everyone is studying."
  • "As you can see, we take a different approach to learning."
  • "I help them out as best I can."
  • "We're looking for chaperones."
100 fleetwood mac rp starters
  • **these are my favorite lyrics from my favorite people ❤ feel free to change pronouns, etc!~**
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  • 1. "And if you don't love me now, you will never love me again"
  • 2. "Said you'd give me light but you never told me about the fire"
  • 3. "I should have known from the start, I'd be the broken-hearted"
  • 4. "Why don't you tell me what's going on?"
  • 5. "Well, who am I to keep you down?"
  • 6. "So I try to say goodbye, my friend"
  • 7. "I haven't felt this way I feel since many a year ago"
  • 8. "Living through each empty night, a deadly calm inside"
  • 9. "Agony's torn at my heart too long"
  • 10. "Do you know how to pick up the pieces and go home?"
  • 11. "All I want is to see you smile, if it takes just a little while"
  • 12. "Not all the prayers in the world could save us"
  • 13. "Loving you isn't the right thing to do"
  • 14. "We will never forget tonight"
  • 15. "I keep my visions to myself"
  • 16. "I wake up but only to fall"
  • 17. "You'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loved you"
  • 18. "Was I such a fool?"
  • 19. "Why not think about times to come and not about the things that you've done"
  • 20. "Dreams unwind; love's a state of mind"
  • 21. "Well I've been afraid of changing 'cause I've built my life around you"
  • 22. "You don't know what it means to win"
  • 23. "I'm so afraid"
  • 24. "The stars must be my friends to shine for me"
  • 25. "Tell me why everything turned around"
  • 26. "I hope and if I pray it might work out someday"
  • 27. "I never did believe in the ways of magic, but I'm beginning to wonder why"
  • 28. "Never change, never stop"
  • 29. "I know I could have loved you, but you would not let me"
  • 30. "Did you say that she loved you?"
  • 31. "Time makes you bolder"
  • 32. "Thunder only happens when its raining"
  • 33. "So we make our choices when there is no choice"
  • 34. "How can you love me? I don't understand why"
  • 35. "But never have I been a blue calm sea; I have always been a storm"
  • 36. "I never did believe in miracles, but I've a feeling it's time to try"
  • 37. "Damn the dark, damn the light"
  • 38. "I wish that you were mine"
  • 39. "All your life you've never seen a woman taken by the wind"
  • 40. "Don't say that you love me! Just tell me that you want me!"
  • 41. "I loved you from the start"
  • 42. "And if I was a child, and the child was enough…"
  • 43. "To you, I'll give the world"
  • 44. "Can you hear me calling out your name?"
  • 45. "It's only right that you should play the way you feel it"
  • 46. "Why are you right when I'm so wrong?"
  • 47. "Can you tell me, was it worth it?"
  • 48. "Remembering what you had and what you lost"
  • 49. "But now you're here; can't believe that you're back again"
  • 50. "Don't break the spell"
  • 51. "Now I know I can't lose, as long as you follow"
  • 52. "I feel that when I'm with you, it's alright"
  • 53. "Have mercy, baby, on a poor girl like me"
  • 54. "There's a heartbeat and it never really died"
  • 55. "Just think what tomorrow will do"
  • 56. "She's a dragon"
  • 57. "If I could, baby, I'd give you my world "
  • 58. "You can take me to paradise; and then again you can be cold as ice"
  • 59. "How can I ever change things that I feel?"
  • 60. "And I have changed, oh but you, you remain ageless"
  • 61. "Don't stop thinking about tomorrow"
  • 62. "Is there anything left to save?"
  • 63. "Damn your love, damn your lies"
  • 64. "I'm not a child anymore; I'm tall enough to reach for the stars"
  • 65. "Drowning in the sea of love where everyone would love to drown"
  • 66. "'Cause if you use me again it'll be the end of me"
  • 67. "Sleep easy by my side"
  • 68. "…Loneliness like a heartbeat, drives you mad"
  • 69. "I'd go anywhere…ask me and I'm there"
  • 70. "And I can't walk away from you, baby, if I tried"
  • 71. "Never going back again"
  • 72. "Gimme just a chance"
  • 73. "Your eyes say yes but you don't say yes"
  • 74. "Rulers make bad lovers"
  • 75. "Lightening strikes maybe once, maybe twice"
  • 76. "Time cast a spell on you, but you won't forget me"
  • 77. "I'll be waiting for you if you ever wanna be there"
  • 78. "Maybe I'm wrong but who's to say what's right?"
  • 79. "You say you want your freedom"
  • 80. "And you reached out your hand to me"
  • 81. "You're the poet in my heart"
  • 82. "I'm so weak and you're so strong"
  • 83. "She is like a cat in the dark and then she is darkness"
  • 84. "I can live today, if you give me tomorrow"
  • 85. "Every night he will break your heart"
  • 86. "I love you…like never before"
  • 87. "When the rain washes you clean you'll know"
  • 88. "And I feel that when I'm with you, it's alright"
  • 89. "We better make it soon before you break my heart"
  • 90. "Did I ever really care that much?"
  • 91. "She was just a wish"
  • 92. "You know you make me cry"
  • 93. "Will you ever win?"
  • 94. "And I don't have to tell you you're the only one"
  • 95. "I'll follow you down 'till they the sound of my voice will haunt you"
  • 96. "Did she make you cry? Make you break down? Shatter your illusions of love?"
  • 97. "Can the child within my heart rise above?"
  • 98. "You can go your own way"
  • 99. "I can still hear you saying you would never break the chain"
  • 100. "Now you tell me that I'm crazy; that's nothing that I didn't know"
Placebo lyrics sentence starters
  • "I've never been an extrovert, but i'm still breathing."
  • "I gotta get high, before I go outside."
  • "I'm in alcoholic kind of mood."
  • "I know, you've got me wrapped around your finger."
  • "I know, the past will catch you up as you run faster."
  • "I know, the last in line is always called a bastard."
  • "We were born to lose."
  • "It's either you or me."
  • "S/he stole the keys to my house and then s/he locked herself/himself out."
  • "I'm confused and racked with self-doubt."
  • "Don't you wish you'd never met her/him?"
  • "You don't care about us."
  • "You're too complicated, we should separate it."
  • "Think I'll leave it all behind, save this bleeding heart of mine."
  • "I'll take it by your side."
  • "Without you, I'm Nothing."
  • "Without you, I'm Nothing at all."
  • "Don't let me down."
  • "Your smile would make me sneeze."
  • "I'd pay to have you near."
  • "Don't forget to breathe."
  • "Another love I would abuse, no circumstances could excuse."
  • "I know I'm selfish, I'm unkind."
  • "There's nothing here but what here's mine."
  • "Never thought I'd fill with desire."
  • "Never thought I'd feel so ashamed."
  • "Never thought all this could back fire."
  • "Never thought you'd fuck with my brain."
  • "Say goodbye."
  • "You must realise that you're never alone."
  • "I'm a man, a liar."
  • "Now it takes him all day just to get an erection."
  • "Things aren't what they seem."
  • "I dream of a face that is pure as perfection."
  • "Hey motherfucker, I'm after you. I know where you live."
  • "Change your taste in men."
  • "Come back to me."
  • "Join the masquerade."
  • "I'll describe the way I feel; weeping wounds that never heal."
  • "No escaping gravity."
  • "Draw your final breath."
  • "Every time I rise I see you falling."
  • "Can you find me space inside your bleeding heart?"
  • "I was never faithful, and I was never one to trust."
  • "I'm forever black-eyed, a product of a broken home"
  • "I was never grateful, that's why I spend my days alone."
  • "I wrote this novel just for you."
  • "I wrote this novel just for you, that's why it's vulgar, that's why it's blue."
  • "Those motherfuckers got it wrong."
  • "They said I should get expensive help to fix my head."
  • "I don't care for myself."
  • "Run away from all your boredom."
  • "Run away from all your whoredom."
  • "All it takes is one decision."
  • "Run away!"
  • "You're the one who's always bruised and broken."
  • "I understand the fascination."
  • "I understand the fascination, I've even been there once or twice or more."
  • "Please don't die."
  • "It seemed a place for us to dream."
  • "Love can die."
  • "Wake up..."
  • "I've got problems with the booze, nothing left to lose."
  • "I'm faithless... I'm scared."
  • "I'm on my own for far too long."
  • "She's insane, this friend of mine."
  • "Always stays the same, nothing ever changes."
  • "Hold your breath and count to ten."
  • "Beware this troubled world."
  • "Soulmate dry your eye."
  • "Soulmates never die."
  • "Hush, it's okay."
  • "See you at the bitter end."
  • "There's something rotten down here..."
  • "Don't forget to be the way you are."
  • "The only thing you can rely on is that you can't rely on anything."
  • "Don't go and sell your soul for self-esteem."
  • "Remember me..."
  • "Well I've seen you suffer, I've seen you cry the whole night through..."
  • "I'll be your father, I'll be your mother, I'll be your lover, I'll be yours."
  • "I'll be yours."
  • "Well I've seen you suffer, I've seen you cry for days and days..."
  • "You never were a genius."
  • "Yes I know you're the jealous type."
  • "Walk away!"
  • "Protect me from what I want..."
  • "Maybe we're victims of fate."
  • "Remember when we'd celebrate? We'd drink and get high until late."
  • "Now we're all alone."
  • "Come on fallen star I refuse to let you die."
  • "I've been waiting far too long!"
  • "Be mine."
  • "I was alone, falling free..."
  • "What happened to us, what happened to me?"
  • "Baby...did you forget to take your meds?"
  • "I was alone, falling free, trying my best not to forget."
  • "I will be the one to make you crawl!"
  • "I came down to wish you an unhappy birthday."
  • "Someone call the ambulance..There's gonna be an accident."
  • "I can see in the dark."
  • "I will be the one to watch you fall."
  • "I will find you!"
  • "You're always ahead of the game, I drag behind."
  • "You possess every trait that I lack."
  • "You got A's on your algebra test, I failed and they kept me behind."
  • "I just gotta get off my chest, that I think you're divine."
  • "You let me down before."
  • "I'm medicated...How are you?"
  • "It's the pills that bring you down."
  • "It's between you and me."
  • "It's the pills that pick you up."
  • "It's the special way we fuck."
  • "Fall into you, is all I seem to do..."
  • "I'm afraid to be alone."
  • "This house is no longer a home."
  • "Don't give up on the dream!"
  • "Tear us in two, is all it's gonna do."
  • "Don't go and leave me."
  • "Please don't drive me blind."
  • "I'd fill your every breath with meaning."
  • "I'll find a place we both could hide."
  • "You don't believe me."
  • "You do this everytime."
  • "I know we're broken."
  • "Your eyes forever glued to mine."
  • "I know I broke it."
  • "I know I broke you."
  • "It's horrid to see you again."
  • "When I dream, I dream of your lips."
  • "When I dream, I dream of your kiss."
  • "When I dream, I dream of your fists."
  • "I was not honest."
  • "And I'll wait my turn,to terrorize you."
  • "Can't you see these skies are breaking?"
  • "one of a kind is all I own."
  • "I wanna try but I get annoyed."
  • "In the cold light of morning the party gets boring, you're high."
  • "In the cold light of morning,You're drunk sick from whoring and high."
  • "You are one of God's mistakes."
  • "You're a waste of skin."
  • "You're waste of space."
  • "It's a song to say goodbye."
  • "Well now you need me more than I need you."
  • "You wanna know, know that it doesn't hurt me?"
  • "It doesn't hurt me."
  • "You don't want to hurt me."
  • "So much hate for the ones we love."
  • "Tell me, we both matter, don't we?"
  • "Let me steal this moment from you now."
  • "The way you're dancing makes me come alive."
  • "Move closer, I wanna feel your touch."
  • "The way you're moving, makes you all that I desire."
  • "You are the one who took my place."
  • "And it was a leap of faith I could not take."
  • "And it was a promise I could not make."
  • "You are getting in the way!"
  • "I have nothing left to say."
  • "I will pretend it didn't hurt."
  • "You are a cheap and nasty fake."
  • "I am the bones you couldnt break!"
  • "I always aimed to please."
  • "I nearly died."
  • "For what it's worth?"
  • "Come on walk with me."
  • "Got no friends, got no lover."
  • "I've been wasting all my time!"
  • "I got no energy to fight."
  • "I don't see the point in trying."
  • "All of my wrongs, and all my wicked ways,Will come back to haunt me."
  • "He wrote all the songs I hope to write someday."
  • "Looks like the devil is here to stay."
  • "We'll kiss and tremble with the delight."
  • "I had so very much to say."
  • "I pretended I was okay."
  • "So I haven't given up."
  • "A heart that hurts, is a heart that works."
  • "No one can take it/you away from me."
  • "I long, I burn to touch her/him/you just the same."
  • "Don't let them get their way!"
  • "There is no law we/you must obey!"
  • "Damn you all to hell!"
  • "Time will help you through..."
  • "The sound of silence grows."
  • "The two of us are rebels."
  • "The payback is here, take a look, it's all around you."
  • "You thought you'd never shed a tear."
  • "This ain't no singing in the rain."
  • "You can run but you can't hide!"
  • "No one here gets out alive."
  • "Breathe me every time you close your eyes..."
  • "Taste me every time you cry."
  • "This memory will fade away and die."
  • "Just for today, breathe me and say goodbye..."
  • "How many times?!"
  • "Now I can't look you in the eye!"
  • "And I don't even want to try."
  • "Every word from you is a lie."
  • "I'm always falling on my face."
  • "I don't think that you're aware of the cost."
  • "Stupid me to believe that I could trust in stupid you!"
  • "Don't leave me here to pass through time!"
  • "I don't know where to begin."
  • "Don't leave me here."
  • "I'm sick of fighting..."
  • "The cold is biting..."
  • "My broken spirit is frozen to the core."
  • "Don't wanna be here no more."
  • "Wouldn't it be good to be in your shoes?"
  • "And wouldn't it be good if we could wish ourselves away?"
  • "You must be joking!"
  • "You don't even know a thing about it!"
  • "You've got no problem."
  • "I'd stay right there if I were you!"
  • "The grass is always greener over there."
  • "I don't want to be alone."
  • "I'm alive, so alive."
  • "I'm in a desperate situation."
  • "Now there's a hand print on your cheek."
  • "Is it my imagination?"
  • "Let me pay you back in kind."
  • "I always watch you when you're dreaming"
  • "I always watch you when you're dreaming because I know it's not of me."
  • "I smoke a dozen cancer sticks."
  • "We run for our lives."
  • "Promise me that we will make it through."
  • "Don't worry baby - it's just the end of the world."
  • "I refuse to remain in regrets."
  • "I've existed too long in secrets."
  • "Help me start to heal."
  • "Every one of my needs will be met."
  • "I refuse to be left behind."
  • "I know you want to stop."
  • "Be glad for what you got."
  • "I recognize the smile."
  • "There are some things I cannot forget."
  • "It may be for a while, I'll pretend we've never met."
  • "And maybe we will part."
  • "Will your paranoia keep you warm?"
  • "I will still enjoy to watch you fall."
  • "Stop!"
  • "I try every day"
  • "I try every day, to think of something deep to say."
  • "If I am an extra in the film of my own life, then who the hell is the director?"
  • "Show me how to live."
  • "There's a riot in my head."
  • "Let's fight until the end of days."
  • "Let's destroy and let's devastate."
  • "I know where you live."
  • "Time is money, bastard."
  • "You are so beautiful."
  • "Love claims to have the answer."
  • "Can you imagine a love that is so proud?"
  • "We are loud like love!"
  • "If you were mine, then we would know!"
  • "And with our bodies entwined we will know paradise."
  • "My computer thinks I'm gay."
  • "I got too many friends."
  • "I'll never be there for you/them."
  • "I am a small and gentle man."
  • "Hold on to me..."
  • "My behaviour is hard to understand."
  • "But I'm still doing all I can, to try and get me some redemption."
  • "And I'm knee deep in sinking sand, crying out for your attention!"
  • "Rob the bank!"
  • "Take me home, then make love."
  • "There wasn't much I used to need..."
  • "Now my mistakes are haunting me."
  • "I've lost the power to understand what it takes to be a man."
  • "You tried your best to be a friend to my heart."
  • "I saw you wanted this to end."
  • "Please no grieving, my love, understand?"
  • "Now I feel I've lost my spark."
  • "Can't you see I'm sick of fighting?"
  • "Can't you see I've lost my way?"
  • "All my dreaming torn in pieces..."
  • "As you wake does he smother you in kisses long and true?"
  • "Want you so bad I can taste it!"
  • "If I could, I would hover while he's making love to you, make it rain as I cry."
  • "Your touch, I cannot regret!"
  • "You're so my kind."
  • "You're so my kind, erotic and devine."
  • "To me you're more than a human, you are more complex."
  • "You are like a fallen angel."
  • "Look me in the eyes, say that again."
  • "Knock me off my feet like heroin."
  • "No need to disguise or to pretend."
  • "Tonight's the night that we begin the end."
  • "I tried, God knows, I tried."
  • "There's nothing you can do to change my mind."
  • "I don't enjoy to watch you cry."
  • "Blame me for the sorry state you're in."
  • "I love you more than any man, but something's getting in the way."
  • "I do you harm because I can for the second time today."
  • "When I get drunk, you take me home and keep me safe from harm."
  • "I ask you for another second chance, but then I drink it all away."
  • "I was so delicate when we began, so tender when I spoke your name."
  • "Now I'm nothing but a partisan to my compulsion and my shame."
  • "You know, I'm grateful, I appreciate."
  • "Then I run away to wonderland, and disappear without trace."
  • "Can't you see there's a world out there?"
  • "Don't be scared."
  • "Babe I'm gonna be your man!"
  • "And it's plain to see you were meant for me."
  • "I wanna be your toy."
  • "I've been smoking too long."
  • "I wanna turn you on."
  • "I'm only a person."
  • "Open up your heart, let me slip inside."
  • "Lie to me."
  • "Drink you pretty."
  • "My mother told me, that you're never lonely when you're laughing all the time."
  • "My father told me, that you're always lonely when they're all laughing at you."
  • "He tries to impress her, mentally undress her."
  • "Theres a look on your face I would like to knock out."
  • "All I want is to see you in terrible pain."
  • "Theres no light in your eyes and your brain is too slow."
  • "Fuck you."
  • "So fuck you anyway."
  • "Makes me sick when I hear all the shit that you say."
  • "Theres a time for us all and I think yours has been, can you please hurry up cos I find you obscene?"
  • "I cant wait for the day that you're never around, when that face isn't here and you rot underground."
  • "Your eyes are almost dead."
  • "I wanna be much more like you."
  • "I wanna take a bath with you."
  • "I wanna say I do."
  • "The way your smile lights up the room."
  • "To jealousy I'll stay immune."
  • "She's a faker, always let's me down."
  • "Don't you make me frown."
  • "I never wanted the real thing."
  • "I didn't mean it."
  • "I'm the one to blame."
  • "Did too much cocaine..."
  • "One more time for me."
  • "Put your hands in the air, and wave them like you give a fuck!"
  • "The only place you’re truly free is cosy in your dreams."
  • "We need to concentrate on more then meets the eye."
  • "Patience comes to the ugly, not me."
  • "Laughter comes to the lucky, not me."
  • "Where is my mind?"

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Tangled Sentence Meme
  • "This is the story of how I died. Don't worry, this is actually a fun story."
  • "She was running out of time and that's when people usually start to look for a miracle."
  • "To celebrate her birth, the King and Queen launched a flying lantern into the sky."
  • "And for that one moment, everything was perfect."
  • "The outside world is a dangerous place filled with horrible, selfish people. You must stay here where you're safe."
  • "Guys, I want a castle."
  • "All the things we've seen and its only eight in the morning. Gentlemen, this is a very big day."
  • "I distinctly remember your birthday was last year."
  • "That's the funny thing about birthdays, they're kind of an annual thing."
  • "I can't believe that after all we've been through, you don't trust me? Ouch."
  • "Okay, okay, okay...I've got a person in my closet."
  • "You are not leaving the tower! Ever!"
  • "Ugh, great. Now I'm the bad guy."
  • "I know not who you are nor how I came to find you, but may I just say...hi. How ya doin'?"
  • "Tomorrow evening they will light the night sky with these lanterns. You will act as my guide, take me to these lanterns, and return me home safely."
  • "When I promise something, I never ever break that promise."
  • "You know I can't help but notice you seem a little at war with yourself here."
  • "This is part of growing up. A little rebellion, a little adventure-that's good. Healthy even!"
  • "Is it ruffians? Thugs? Have they come for me?"
  • "To me that's part man smell and the other part is really bad man smell. I don't know why but overall it just smells like the color brown."
  • "Find your humanity! Haven't any of you ever had a dream?"
  • "Go. Live your dream."
  • "Let's just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn't like me."
  • "I have got to get me one of these."
  • "Perhaps you want to stop acting like wild dogs chasing their tails and think for a moment."
  • "I was going to offer you something worth one thousand crowns, would have made you rich beyond belief."
  • "You can't tell anyone about this, okay? It could ruin my reputation."
  • "I just listened to the sound of complete and utter betrayl and followed that."
  • "Is there any chance that I'm gonna get super strength in my hand? Because I'm not gonna lie, that would be stupendous."
  • "Today is kind of the biggest day of my life, and the thing is, I need you not to get him arrested."
  • "I've been looking out a window for eighteen years, dreaming about what it might feel like when these lights rise in the sky. What if its not everything I dreamed it would be?"
  • "You get to go find a new dream."
  • "How much do you think someone would pay to stay young and healthy forever?"
  • "The world is dark and selfish and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it."
  • "I'm the lost princess."
  • "I've spent my entire life hiding from people who would use me for my power but I should have been hiding from you."
  • "You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I'm the bad guy."
  • "Our secret will die with him."
  • "No! I won't stop. For every minute of the rest of my life I will fight! I will never stop trying to get away from you."
  • "You were my new dream."
Things I have said/have been told while being sick rp sentence meme
  • {this is all real stuff I have said/ have been told. Enjoy.}
  • "I'm already running on two hours of sleep so what's the point anyways?"
  • "You know what? No, screw this, screw that, screw everything in this room, screw today, screw yesterday, screw tomorrow."
  • "Basically screw this whole week."
  • "I haven't gotten a full nights sleep at all this week, so why start now?"
  • "I will fight the virus/sickness."
  • "Please don't do that."
  • "Well you look like you feel miserable."
  • "Why do that when I'm already what I need to be now, and that's being dead inside."
  • "I'll start caring when I'm healthy again."
  • "The good news is it's not the flu, the bad news is we have no idea what it is."{I had a doctor tell me this...A DOCTOR}
  • "I just got up what is happening and if it involves responsibility then I'm going to pass out again."
  • "I don't know! I'm tired, I'm sick and I'm hungry!!"
  • "This is why I hate being sick! Because my brain goes dumb and I can't think straight!"
  • "How the hell am I going to get sleep for straight eight hours a this whole week when I can hardly tell if the ceiling is straight?"
  • "Next time I'm sick just put me out of my misery before it begins."
  • "Well all I know is, everything is not okay and I'm very tired."
  • "What's to know? I'm sick, and I finally feel dead inside."
  • "Why the fuck am I thinking of random as shit theories and deep as fuck questions when I can barely stay awake while sitting up."
  • "I swear I just passed out and woke up again and it was amazing."
  • "Either get out or stay and cuddle, please and thank you."
  • "WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A CHICKEN ON THE ROOF?"
  • "I'm laughing at something to ignore the pain and agony I'm feeling at the moment."
  • "Chickens I guess."
  • "HOW DO YOU PASS OUT WHILE WORKING ON SOMETHING SO SIMPLE TO CONCENTRATE ON DAMMIT?"
  • "It's a gift."
  • "I take it back I want it t end."
  • "I would rather suffer a nose bleed than this."
  • "Come talk to me when chickens howl at the stars."
  • "Welp guess I'm dying tomorrow."
  • "Grappling hooks is always the answer."
  • "QUIT FALLING ASLEEP IN RANDOM PLACES."
  • "How the hell is that possible?"
  • "I am only running on two or maybe three hours of sleep yet why the hell am I thinking up very weird and complex random theories and asking very very deep life questions?"

‘The Americans’ Season One Sentence Starters

  • “I don’t think you understand how unpopular you are.”
  • “Why is everyone so punctual in this business?”
  • “It’s no use fighting guys like that.”
  • “You don’t have to be a cowboy to wear cowboy boots.”
  • “I thought you were here for your good looks.”
  • “I would go to jail, I would die, before I would betray my country.”
  • “She knows how to get men to turn their brains off. That is no small skill, it’s brought down empires.”
  • “They shouldn’t ask us to do impossible things.”
  • “I have value, you will see.”
  • “Do you love her? Because, if you don’t, leave her be. And if you do, leave her be.”
  • “You worried about me, ______? You think I’m out on a limb and someone’s gonna saw it off?”
  • “You share your deepest feelings about us, with him, while you lie to me?”
  • “I did warn them. Twice.”
  • “I think you’re making an emotional decision.”
  • “It never really happened that way for us, did it?”
  • “Thank you for making us take the afternoon off.”
  • “Both sides have their fingers on the trigger and that’s how it happens.”
  • “You have to rely on yourself in this world. Only yourself.”
  • “Waiting is a lost art.”
  • “I’d hire you in a heartbeat. You and your socks.”
  • “I think we’re both a little lonely.”
  • “Do you know what loyalty is?”
  • “One day, you’ll be living a different life, alright?”
  • “I won’t say this job is twice as hard for women but it’s close to that.”
  • “You know what I wish, as I fall asleep every night? That I’ll wake up and not be worried.”
  • “You’re my medicine, ____. Good for a worn heart.”
  • “‘Calm’? They’re going to put a bullet in my head!”
  • “I know what it is to feel fear in every fiber of your being and not being able to show it. I’ve been there.”
  • “There are no happy endings here.”
  • “I was supposed to be able to trust you and I did. I shouldn’t have, I never should have.”
  • “You’re not the only one who got hurt today, okay?”
  • “I’m sorry I didn’t kill you. That’s my apology.”
  • “Bad things happen, not only in literature.”
  • “I like to keep my wits when I’m handling snakes.”
  • “This is a bar. Nobody listens to what anyone says in a bar.”
  • “Don’t worry. What happened, happened. I wanted you but it never has to happen again.”
  • “You Americans think everything is white or black. For us, everything is grey.”
  • “Only duty and honor are real, ____. Isn’t that what we were told?”
  • “I missed you. I didn’t want to.”
  • “Just think how you will feel looking at me dead one day.”
  • “You know, you’re a sweet guy, ____, and handsome. Deep down.”
  • “We didn’t take a vow to be unhappy.”
  • “The first time we met, I saw you were disappointed. Like now, in your eyes.”
  • “I’m not your friend, friend.”
  • “I don’t want to pretend that your life is a do over because mine isn’t.”
  • “I wouldn’t let a dog suffer like this. Would you?”
  • “Time flies. One way or another, you snatch it or it’s gonna snatch you. There’s no pause button.”
  • “There are worse things than dying. Like shame. Shame’s not an option for me.”
  • “You can’t be married and not have secrets.”
  • “I know you just tell me what I want to hear.”
  • “You do not get to speak to me like that.”
  • “If you ask them, they’ll do anything for you.”
  • “I have never wanted too much, really. I just wanted to live for something and I’ve done that.”
  • “Some people just aren’t cut out for foreign travel.”
  • “Find somebody that will love you for being so strong.”
  • “They kill us, we kill them. That’s the world we live in.”
  • “That was the Harvey Wallbanger talking, sorry!”
  • “I’m still waiting on an answer that doesn’t smell like bullshit.”
  • “The only bad guy here is you.”
  • “Change is hard, daunting. It uproots us.”
  • “We all die alone. Before that, we make choices.”
  • “I don’t have anything anymore. I only have fear and you.”
  • “You, your life is a lie.”
  • “You grind people into dust. You have no heart, no soul, no conscience. ”
  • “Do you care about anything? Do you love anyone? Does anyone love you?”
  • “Surrender for you would be an act of suicide.”
  • “When you’re a loner, there’s nothing more satisfying than finding another loner to be alone with.”
  • “No knock on your charms there, Romeo, but there’s no way she’d go for that.”
  • “I know you better than you know yourself and you don’t know me at all.”
  • “The kind of man that did that to you, ____, is weaker and more vulnerable than he may seem.”
  • “I’m sure it’s hard for you to hear how much I miss you, over and over again, but it’s the truth.”
  • “It didn’t work out, ____. It all fell apart.”
pick up lines sentence starter
  • Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  • Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
  • Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
  • I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  • If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!
  • Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
  • Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
  • If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
  • I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
  • I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  • There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
  • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
  • If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
  • Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
  • I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
  • I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
  • I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
  • My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
  • Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
  • Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
  • I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
  • Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
  • Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
  • You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  • Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
  • I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
  • I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  • I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
  • You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
  • Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
  • I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
  • Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
  • Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
  • My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
  • Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
  • Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
  • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
  • You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
  • Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
  • Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
  • You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  • You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
  • If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
  • If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
  • Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  • Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
  • Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!
  • Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!
  • Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
  • There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
  • Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
  • Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
  • Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
  • I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
  • Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
  • You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
  • Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
  • You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
  • If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
  • Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
  • Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
  • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
  • Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  • I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  • Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
  • You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
  • Put down that cupake... you're sweet enough already.
  • You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
  • Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
  • Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
  • I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
  • I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
  • When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
  • I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
  • Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
  • Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.
  • You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.
  • Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
  • Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
  • Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
  • If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
  • Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
  • Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
  • Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  • No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
  • Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
  • I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
  • If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
  • Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  • Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
  • You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  • Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
  • Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
  • Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
  • How was heaven when you left it?
  • Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
  • You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
  • Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
  • I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
  • You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
  • Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
  • Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
  • Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
  • Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
  • Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
  • If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
  • You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
  • Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
  • Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
  • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
  • You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
  • The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
  • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  • (As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
  • Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
  • Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
  • I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
  • If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
  • Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.
  • If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
  • Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
  • Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
  • I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
  • I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
  • I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
  • I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
  • If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
  • If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
  • My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
  • Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  • Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
  • You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
  • Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
  • [Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
  • Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
  • I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
  • Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
  • Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
  • What's on the menu? Me-n-U
  • You're like pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good
  • I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
  • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  • My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
  • Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.
  • You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
  • If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard
  • Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
  • Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
  • Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
  • You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  • I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
  • Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you're a-Dora-ble!
  • I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
  • You don't need keys to drive me crazy.
  • My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
  • Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
  • People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
  • You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
  • I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
  • [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
  • Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
  • Be unique and different, say yes.
  • Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
  • You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
  • My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  • They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
  • My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
  • You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
  • (Ask a person for the time) 9: 15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
  • Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
  • if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!
  • Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
  • I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
  • You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
  • You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
  • Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
  • When God made you, he was showing off.
  • Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
  • Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
  • Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're "mmmm... good!"
  • You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
  • Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
  • Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
  • You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
  • Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
  • Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
  • I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
  • Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
  • I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
  • Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
  • If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
  • Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  • (Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
  • How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
  • Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
  • Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
  • When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
  • Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
  • Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
  • (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
  • This time next year let’s be laughing together.
  • Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
  • Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
  • Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.
  • Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
  • Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!
  • I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.
  • Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
  • Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
  • I could use some spare change and you're a dime.
  • I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
  • Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
  • Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
  • Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
  • Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
  • Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
  • I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
  • I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
  • I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
  • I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  • I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
  • So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
  • Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
  • Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
  • Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
  • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
  • What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
  • Wow! Are those real?
  • I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
  • You are the reason men fall in love.
  • Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
  • You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  • You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
  • If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.
  • You better call Life Alert, 'cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
  • You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.
  • You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
  • You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
  • You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
  • You should be someone's wife.
  • Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
  • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
  • I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
  • Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
  • You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
  • If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
  • Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
  • Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
  • There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
  • Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
  • Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
  • If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  • Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  • You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
  • You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
  • Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
  • You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
  • Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
  • Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
  • Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
  • Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
  • Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
  • Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
  • Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
  • You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.
  • I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
  • If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
  • How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
  • I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
  • (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
  • You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
  • Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
  • You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
  • I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
  • Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!
  • This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
  • I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
  • Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
  • if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
  • Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
  • If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
  • Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
  • See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
  • Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?")
  • You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
  • You're hotter than donut grease.
  • Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous.
  • Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
  • If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
  • I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
  • I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
  • If you were a steak you would be well done.
  • It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
  • Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
  • Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
  • Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
  • Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
  • Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
  • On The Phone
  • She/He says: "Hold on"
  • You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
  • Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
  • Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
  • Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
  • Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.
  • You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
  • You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
  • Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
  • When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
  • If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
  • Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
(79) Let's interact! (Even if you haven't rped with me before, I don't care)

Starters based on mood:

Anger:

“If you’d have been there. If you’d have seen it. I betcha you would have done the same”
“I don’t need you constantly hovering me”
“Either you stay away from me, or I will put you under a restraint order”
“Watch your tone or I’ll rip out your vocal cords”
“You do that and the next thing you’ll know is ____”
“Ow! What did you do that for, shrimp?”
“Just because you’re taller doesn’t give you rights! I’m the older one here!”
“Let me handle this myself, you’ve done enough damage.”

Determination:

“I will fight to the last of my energy”
“If you can’t do it, then I will”
“I got this, don’t look down on me”
“I can do way better than that”
“Race ya to the tree all the way over there!”
“Come on! Just laugh already!”
“Bet you I’m better at _____ than you." 
"I’m almost positive you’re wrong”

Sad:

“I’m sorry for breaking all the promises”
“I still can’t believe that you’re gone”
“This is all your fault”
“I’m as good as the next person”
“Happiness is short lived”
“Stay… If you leave… I… I…”
“My life is like a play”
“I miss you so much… Where have you been?”
“What we had was just too good to last”
“The thought of never seeing you again scares me”
“Aren’t you proud of me? I thought I was up to your expectation…”

Sarcastic:

“Thanks for leaving me out there, I was able to fend for myself without a problem”
“Yes, you should definitely go through with your stupid plan”
“Look at what you did, good going”
“Yeah, like I would be nice to them”
“Oh right~ Great night~ Let’s go and soak in the rain so we can catch a cold”
“You have to give flowers in order to be friends”
“Wow, it only took you forever~!”
“You made up a plan that actually works”

Surprised:

“G-get out!”
“I did not want to see that”
“HOLY- Why did you do that?!”
“You got the wrong person" 
"There’s a/n (insert subject of fear)!”
“Was I really that helpless?”
“You were riding that… Before you killed it?”

Flirty/reallybadpickuplines:

“Work that body”
“I got a whole bunch of girls’/boys’ number, but yours is the one I want most”
“You look simply nice today, are you going to ask me out?" 
"Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good, ya know?”
“Cause you are so beautiful, why don’t you let me kiss you so I can confirm that you’re real”
“You zoom zoom my heart like a rocket”

Happy:

“Today is a better day”
“Not everyone’s going to like me… But as long as you’re here, I don’t mind”
“Sleepy head, wake up! It’s time!”
“Thank you for being there”
“Keep that smile up! I like it”
“Look! I did it!”
“Throw that in and you get a recipe for happiness~”

Celebratory: 

“Happy birthday to you”
“You go girl/boy!”
“Let’s go party”
“Congratulations! (optional insert what ever you want after this)”

Confused:

“Wait- You- I- That- What?!”
“So you didn’t break… it…?”
“I’m not a monster… Right? Please, I didn’t mean to hurt you.”
“Where is this place?”
“I thought you were (insert whatever ex. family member, friend, etc)”
“So where should I begin?”

No specific/varied (specify if you want to):

“This is my show”
“I am just a dream”
“Ouch”
“Look at you, passing that with flying colors”
“I’m tired, let me rest”
“Let’s go for a drink”
“I remember”
“Let me hope you tight”
“I WILL SHOW YOU”
“I’m the baddest bitch”
“There’s a (shit) ton of problems around me, but you are not one”
“Shut up”
“Just take a break”
“Your soul is anything but pitiful.”
“Don’t press it!”
“Please don’t treat me like I’m royalty”
“Look away! You’re not suppose to see this yet.”
“Move! I’m trying to sell this first!”
“Don’t you think you’re being a bit… too much?”

Text RP starters inspired by Big Hero 6
  • [text]: I was out fighting crime last night in a kaiju suit. It's a thing; I swear I wasn't drunk.
  • [text]: Puberty got to me and now I'm crying in a corner for it.
  • [text]: My sibling just found a new way to go out with a bang and I'm not exactly happy about it.
  • [text]: Nearly killed someone by making them jump out a window. Better luck next time, I guess.
  • [text]: I'm looking at things from a new angle, but all I see are inappropriate imagery.
  • [text]: Can you come pick me up? Oh, it's nothing, I'm just under attack from a supervillain.
  • [text]: You think someone has to help? I have some concerns
  • [text]: Why is a robot asking me about my threshold of pain
  • [text]: On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd say I'm fucked at level 10, all the way.
  • [text]: We're in danger right now and my friend can only say "oh no" in the dullest tone ever. Yeah, I could use some help now.
  • [text]: Why are you taking selfies with a _____ in the background?
  • [text]: Woke up today realizing my sibling is gone. It still hurts.
  • [text]: I got attacked by lots of tiny robots today. My life sucks, I know.
  • [text]: I'm making super suits for everyone. What would you want yours to look like?
  • [text]: At first I hated the idea of nerd school. Now I practically live in it.
  • [text]: This guy told me to "prepare my bot" and I have some concerns about it.
  • [text]: It took me 84 tests for this shit to work. I need a drink.
  • [text]: Ah, the single life. It only means I can stress eat and worry about loved ones while they're out getting arrested or something.
  • [text]: A friend of mine told me this great method of recycling clothes and now I'm just like "say goodbye to doing laundry for a month". Wanna know the secret, too?
  • [text]: So I'm presenting at this exhibit and I'm not sure what I should show them to make myself look smart. Any ideas?
  • [text]: CRAVING GUMMIE BEARS RIGHT ABOUT NOW HOLY FUCK
  • [text]: Oh, you're having problems with ___? Maybe you should stop whining and woman up sometime soon, hmm?
  • [text]: Nothing says family bonding than melting someone's face off with my world-famous wings.
  • [text]: I bring extra pairs of underwear everywhere; need one?
  • [text]: I've been arrested for ____ and yet I haven't learned my lesson let. I'm such a bonehead, can't you tell?
  • [text]: Have you ever heard of someone obeying traffic rules in a car chase?
  • [text]: Hey, did you know the words "mi casa" is actually French for ___?
  • [text]: Can't believe I turned down that guy's offer; he was gonna offer me more money than someone at my age can hope to earn, too!
  • [text]: Don't question why I'm teaching you karate. You need it.
  • [text]: This person keeps adding all these upgrades onto me and I'm just like how the fuck does that make me a better companion to him?
  • [text]: Ever known someone you so desperately want to laser hand right now? That someone would be you, by the way.
  • [text]: Where the fuck did this guy get the idea that he's the leader and we're just his "intrepid friends"?
  • [text]: My sibling's washed up at such a young age. I might need your intervention at this point now.
  • [text]: The phrase "hairy baby" has such a different meaning to me right now, thanks to you.
  • [text]: I keep making jokes about a dead hottie; is there something wrong with me?
high school musical iii sentence meme
  • "This is the last time to get it right."
  • "Right now I can hardly breathe."
  • "This is the last time to get it right."
  • "Push harder!"
  • "I'm saving for a new fuel pump."
  • "Mmhm. Save faster."
  • "I want one of everything."
  • "What, are we celebrating or something?"
  • "Your room is way cool."
  • "You were in my room?"
  • "We should hang out tonight, man!"
  • "You're the second girl I've ever had up here."
  • "This place is so cool."
  • "Did I just say that?"
  • "I'm proud of you."
  • "It's a thousand one hundred and fifty-three miles from here."
  • "I wish it would all just stop. At least just slow down."
  • "I wish this moment was ours to own it and that it would never leave."
  • "Where you are is where I should be too."
  • "I'm looking at you and my heart loves the view."
  • "Right now there's you and me."
  • "Tomorrow can wait."
  • "Is this a pirate's wheel?"
  • "Oh! Very cute."
  • "Don't break him."
  • "She's so sweet."
  • "What are you? I mean, who are you?"
  • "I noticed on the board that you're in need of a personal assistant."
  • "How do you know my schedule?"
  • "One packet of sweetener?"
  • "If you own any orange, get rid of it."
  • "Don't be the last to pick up your tickets."
  • "Whats the lunch special in the cafeteria today?"
  • "I was thinking I'd select something modest."
  • "I'm moving into the library."
  • "We've got a yearbook to edit."
  • "This is our last chance to do something together."
  • "Oh, yipee."
  • "It's about all of you."
  • "Genius."
  • "I'm already packed."
  • "They got my letter?"
  • "Nice, guys. That's pretty funny. So, who's the big comedian?"
  • "Hoops all the way."
  • "I'm going to be the President of the United States of America."
  • "Golly gee, how adorable."
  • "What do I want? Gosh, I wouldn't know where to begin."
  • "How can you think of food at a time like this?"
  • "He seemed surprised to me."
  • "Imagine having everything we've ever dreamed."
  • "A part for me?"
  • "Sound exciting?"
  • "With you we can win."
  • "Don't you want it all?"
  • "I want it all."
  • "They're gonna love me!"
  • "When Broadway knows your name, you know that you're a star!"
  • "She wants you on the show."
  • "We want it all."
  • "We're twins. They have to take us both."
  • "I don't know. Just do it."
  • "I need you right away. Look up."
  • "This has two weeks detention written all over it."
  • "Which one do you think I should wear?"
  • "I've never been asked to a prom. But this kind of sounds like an invitation."
  • "I've never been to a dance. Much less a prom."
  • "Take my hand"
  • "Keep your eyes locked on my eyes."
  • "Won't you promise me, we'll keep dancing where ever we go next."
  • "Can I have this dance?"
  • "Together or not our dance won't stop."
  • "What we have is worth fighting for."
  • "You know I believe that we were meant to be."
  • "So does that mean yes?"
  • "Where's our clothes?"
  • "Yearbook opportunity!"
  • "You think I'd be spending all of my time up there if it wasn't for you?"
  • "Why is that so hard to admit?"
  • "I still have decisions to make too."
  • "I interrupted something, didn't I?"
  • "Speaking of homework."
  • "Be careful, they're still hot."
  • "Hey, what's right is right."
  • "If that's what you call an invitation, you'll be dancing with yourself."
  • "I'm asking you to prom."
  • "I'm sorry, I can't hear you. It's so loud in here."
  • "Will you please be my date to the senior prom?"
  • "Guess now it's official."
  • "I don't think we have the choice."
  • "It's gonna be a night to remember."
  • "Hey, you've been in there for an hour."
  • "Stop doing that!"
  • "The difference being, I can actually carry a tune."
  • "Want to go to lunch sometime?"
  • "Your mom must be so proud."
  • "You can't get rid of me that easily."
  • "This better be good."
  • "I've got a lot things I have to do."
  • "Whatever happens, I know I've got you."
  • "I'll pick you up eight."
  • "All I wanna do is be with you."
  • "Nothing can break us apart."
  • "There's nothing we can't do."
  • "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."
  • "The boys are back."
  • "I just want my future to be my future."
  • "For the record, I was a much better super hero than you."
  • "Gonna wake up the neighborhood."
  • "No one can stop us now."
  • "That's not what I wanted to hear."
  • "Why? So I can whoop your butt again?"
  • "You should be celebrating, not keeping a secret."
  • "Your future is calling loud and clear."
  • "Maybe I'll stay here next year."
  • "I mean, I get it that he's your first crush but..."
  • "There will be other guys."
  • "Not everything has to change."
  • "We've already proved it works."
  • "I realized I haven't offered my congratulations."
  • "I don't know what you're talking about."
  • "You really didn't know?"
  • "The only thing that could possibly be holding her back would be you."
  • "Special delivery! Margarita pizza, just the way you like it."
  • "What's a picnic without chocolate covered strawberries?"
  • "Is that what you were trying to tell me?"
  • "You gotta go. It's the right thing to do."
  • "Nothing is gonna slow down."
  • "You don't have to say anything else."
  • "I'm a lot better at goodbyes than you."
  • "I guess I should have known better."
  • "Just walk away and don't look back."
  • "It my heart breaks it's gonna hurt so bad."
  • "I don't think I'll survive a goodbye again."
  • "Let's rise to the occasion."
  • "There's nothing to tell."
  • "Just trust your heart."
  • "I want my own thing so bad I'm gonna scream."
  • "I'm gonna fight to find myself."
  • "It's like nothing works without you."
  • "I know I'm not supposed to be here."
  • "You seem very comfortable up there."
  • "You're easier to dance with than her."
  • "I just showed my mom the tux."
  • "We need to talk."
  • "It's taken me two weeks to be away from you."
  • "I don't think I can do it. I think I've run out of good byes."
  • "She's not coming back."
  • "Everybody knows you don't bring the girl with you after high school."
  • "And hey, look, I am right there with you."
  • "I don't believe this."
  • "What is it with you and trees?"
  • "You look handsome."
  • "Take my hand. I'll take the lead."
  • "You know I'll catch you through it all."
  • "My heart is where ever you are."
  • "What are you? Some sort of muppet gangster?"
  • "Ew! That is so gross."
  • "High school wasn't meant to last forever."
  • "Aww! Cute pants!"
  • "Oh go for it. Save the day. Whoopee."
  • "That's my dress!"
  • "But you were so loyal, so sweet."
  • "You should try it sometime."
  • "Surprise!"
  • "You did it. You graduated."
  • "I choose the person who inspires my heart. "
  • "I picked a school that's exactly 32.7 miles away from you."
  • "I never thought I'd hear my dad say that."
  • "We really are all in this together."
  • "Who says we have to let it go?"
It's Not Me, It's You sentence starters
  • "Please can we leave, I'd like to go to bed now."
  • "It's not just the sun that is hurting my head now."
  • "It's meant to be fun and this just doesn't feel right."
  • "I want to be rich and I want lots of money."
  • "I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds."
  • "I'll take my clothes off and it will be shameless 'cause everyone knows that's how you get famous."
  • "I don't know what's right and what's real anymore, and I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore."
  • "When do you think it will all become clear?"
  • "I'm packing plastic and that's what makes my life so fucking fantastic."
  • "He treats me with respect, he says he loves me all the time."
  • "He's not like all them other boys, they're all so dumb and immature."
  • "When we go up to bed, you're just no good, it's such a shame."
  • "Maybe you're the one for me."
  • "I could say that I'll always be here for you, but that would be a lie and quite a pointless thing to do."
  • "I could say that I'll always have feelings for you, but I've got a life ahead of me."
  • "You always made it clear that you hated my friends."
  • "When we were growing up you always looked like you were having such fun."
  • "You always were and you always will be the taller and the prettier one."
  • "I started to hate you so much, I just completely ignored you."
  • "It's all my fault, I'm sorry, you did absolutely nothing wrong."
  • "I cannot apologize enough, when all you ever wanted from me was a token of my love."
  • "Could you please find it deep within your heart to try and go back to the start?"
  • "I'll always pull you up on every stupid thing that you say."
  • "I found it so entertaining, messing around with your head."
  • "Believe me when I tell you that I never wanna see you again."
  • "I don't want to be friends."
  • "I don't understand what it is that you're chasing after."
  • "Now I know you feel betrayed, but it's been weeks since I got laid."
  • "Fuck you very, very much."
  • "We hate what you do and we hate your whole crew."
  • "Please don't stay in touch."
  • "Do you really enjoy living a life that's so hateful?"
  • "I pretended I was sleeping and I was hoping you would creep in with me."
  • "I didn't know where this was going, when you kissed me."
  • "Are you mine?"
  • "I haven't left you for days now."
  • "You're quite affectionate in public, in fact your friend said it made her feel sick."
  • "Today you accidentally called me baby."
  • "We exist but we're taking it slow."
  • "I don't want anything more than to see your face when you open the door."
  • "I cry at the thought of being alone."
  • "I know it doesn't seem so fair but I'll send you a postcard when I get there."
  • "Would you please take me away from this place?"
  • "I'm so pleased I never gave up on him."
  • "I never thought you'd be a constant person in my life."
  • "I don't have the answers."
  • "Is this what they call denial?"
as good as it gets starters
  • This is New York. If you make it here, you can make it anywhere
  • As long as you keep your work zipped up around me, I don't give a rat-crap when or where you shove your show.
  • Are we done being neighbors for now?
  • Son of a bitch! Pansy-ass stool pusher!
  • Well, I work all the time.
  • So never, NEVER interrupt me, okay?
  • Do you get me, sweetheart?
  • I think it's a beautiful day for our walk today. Very nice.
  • I've gotta give you something. I gotta give you something real good, too.
  • Now, I'm gonna show it to you.
  • Come on, buddy.
  • Don't be like me, don't you be like me.
  • You stay just the way you are 'cause you are perfect
  • What if this is as good as it gets?
  • I'll be quiet. Just let me stay here.
  • No problem.
  • I'm not a - a prick. You are.
  • I'm not judging.
  • I'm a great customer.
  • This day has been a disaster. I'm not sure if I can handle this, too.
  • Quit worrying. You'll be back on your knees in no time.
  • I got nervous. I screwed up. I said the wrong thing.
  • I . . . I could be in bed right now with a woman who, if you make her laugh, you got a life. Instead, I'm here with you.
  • If you ever mention my son again, you will never be able to eat here again.
  • Do you understand?
  • Give me some sign you understand, or leave now.
  • Do you understand me, you crazy fuck?
  • I want your life for one minute where my biggest problem is someone offering me a free convertible so I can get outta this city.
  • You look, uh, great. You look great.
  • When you first came into breakfast, when I first saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke.
  • You don't love anything
  • You ever watch somebody who doesn't know that you're watching them?
  • I mean, you look at someone long enough, you discover their humanity.
  • Do you miss the tough guy?
  • Rot in hell
  • Is this fun for you? Hm?
  • You lucky devil.
  • The life that I had is gone, and I'm feeling so damn sorry for myself that it's difficult to breathe.
  • Lucky for you, you're here for rock bottom.
  • You absolute horror of a human being
  • But you're beautiful,____. Your skin, your long neck, the back, the line of you. You're why caveman chiseled on walls.
  • You wanna say no to me? You wanna say no to me? 'Cause I've never felt this crazy as I do right now. I almost want you to say no
  • I'm in a freefall here!
  • What does he look like?
  • Oh, now I'm pissed! Now, I am really pissed!
  • You think you can intimidate the whole world with your attitude, but you don't intimidate me.
  • People that talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
  • I can take the compliment, but my knees start knocking when you turn on the charm full blast.
  • You've ruined my whole day. I haven't eaten.
  • Do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself to get?
  • You should answer someone when they speak to you.
  • Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
  • I'm not going to sleep with you. I will never sleep with you. Never, ever. Not ever.
  • Today, on the bus, there was this adorable couple, and I felt myself giving them a dirty look.
  • Now, I want you to do something for me.
  • You like sad stories? You wanna hear mine?
  • Ever get an erection over a woman?
  • You wanna dance?
  • You have no idea how much what you said hurt my feelings.
  • Now, I got a real great compliment for you, and it's true.
  • I'm so afraid you're about to say something awful.
  • You make me want to be a better man.
  • You overwhelm me. I love you.

So basically I reached 600 followers today and wowwie wow wow that's amazing. I've been able to meet and rp with so many amazing people in this community and now over 600 of you are dealing with my stupid posts and endless rants. I can't tell you how much that all means to me. This is my first ff so I'm kind of winging it here. Just please, bare with me

My beautiful beautiful rp partners, friends, and people I've just genuinely loved getting to know in the last few months. You guys are neato.

cami1x1, harryedwadrsmaliksrps, princeofrps, tessa1x1zlfie

We have either talked once, twice, or not at all. Either way, I admire you so much and if I haven't interacted with you yet it's because you make me nervous. allanarps, angel1x1, anselspeaks, beckyrphbella-rps, bloodylipsandbruisedknuckles, deathbytomlinson, gaysrph, horanxrps, harryofrps, hs1x1, jenniferlawrenceofrpsjensenrps, jfcirwin, kassiassists, kelly1x1, lahey1x1, lognlrmns, louisinstockings, magicwrites, maggotrps, malikofrp, megansrp, radiance1x1, rejectofrp, rejectsofrp, rphforyou, ryn1x1, sami1x1, sexofrp, stylesoftalks, stylesphobic, tayofrph, tonkinassistsThe rest of you bring my dashboard to life. It would be dull and boring without you around. Thank you thank you thank you cuties.

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Huge shoutout to Jared for making my kick ass graphic ily ily ily

Also shoutout to Princess, Merida, and Bowtie. I don't know your guy's url obviously, but you know who you are.

Once again just a massive thank you for 600 and I know there's probably a ton of people I left out. For that I apologize!!

Annie (2014) full movie sentence starters
  • "Okay, ____, your turn."
  • "You sure there's time?"
  • "I don't wanna keep anyone from vacation."
  • "Where's your essay?"
  • "You gonna make it in time?"
  • "Luck's for suckers."
  • "I said 'freeze', you little rat!"
  • "You think the world wants some smart-mouthed little girl/boy?"
  • "Hey, you little monster, I wasn't done with you! Get back here!"
  • "Shhh! The witch will hear us."
  • "No-one wants a teenager."
  • "We all have families somewhere."
  • "She/He's sitting playing piano."
  • "Betcha he/she reads."
  • "Betcha she/he sews."
  • "Won't you please come get your baby?"
  • "It's so early."
  • "Thanks for the time and date. Now over to Stormy for the weather - it's raining!"
  • "Aren't I supposed to be married to George Clooney?"
  • "I hate her/him so much."
  • "If you find any loose change over a nickel, it's mine."
  • "I was having the best dream! I was ice-skating on real, live ice!"
  • "Now, clean like your life depends on it.'Cause it does!"
  • "Wait. What does 'hard knock life' mean?"
  • "It means our life sucks."
  • "It's the hard knock life for us!"
  • "Instead of treated, we get tricked!"
  • "Instead of kisses, we get kicked!"
  • "Less singing and more cleaning!"
  • "Santa Claus? What's that? Who's he?"
  • "No-one cares for you a bit when you're a foster kid."
  • "Yank the whiskers from her/his chin!"
  • "Jab her/him with a safety pin!"
  • "Send her/him to the loony bin!"
  • "I said no singing and dancing!"
  • "We love you, _____!"
  • "Take it down a thousand. Nobody's gonna believe that."
  • "My maiden name. But I'm not married to it, if you know what I mean."
  • "What's a scoso curcurity murder?"
  • "Can we talk about this after the handsome/pretty inspector with no wedding ring is gone?
  • "Can I have some floss? I think I have some nutritious breakfast stuck in my teeth."
  • "I believe in hard work. I don't just settle for 'okay.'
  • 'Great' is all I know."
  • "Are you going to stare at me the whole time?"
  • "Can you read it? I'm too nervous..."
  • "What does 'no further data' mean?"
  • "The sun'll come out tomorrow."
  • "Just thinking about tomorrow clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow 'til there's none."
  • "When I'm stuck with a day that's grey and lonely, I just stick up my chin and grin."
  • "Watch where you're going, kid!"
  • "You could've got run over."
  • "Don't be sorry. You be careful."
  • "Why're you running?"
  • "Little kids. Kids with germs."
  • "Maybe that'll teach you to stop running your mouth."
  • "Kids love candy, huh?"
  • "Maybe I should come with you and make sure that everything's USDA Grade A awesome, huh?"
  • "Hey, you wanna go out tonight? I got my dance pants on."
  • "I haven't hit that rock bottom yet!"
  • "I love it when you throw me shade!"
  • "Whoa! My hair's gigantic!"
  • "I'm ten. I'm not an idiot."
  • "I bet if I moved in with you, you'd become president."
  • "I think I'm gonna like it here."
  • "Wait, I think it and it comes to me?"
  • "I couldn't do that yesterday!"
  • "Can it teach me to swim?"
  • "The water's cold!"
  • "Everything you've ever dreamed is at your fingertips!"
  • "Damn right, you're gonna like it."
  • "I know you're gonna miss me."
  • "I'm not looking for temporary companionship.".
  • "God has a path for us all. Your path should be away from the car."
  • "You think you're better than me? Is that what it is? You think you're better than me?"
  • "You think your life is a fairy tale? There is no happily ever after. And the worst thing is to get a little taste of something good 'cause it never lasts."
  • "Just let her/him talk when she/he gets like this, remember?"
  • "I don't like you in Harlem. Why would I like you
  • on Facebook?"
  • "Those things are evil. They steal your private information
  • so that big business can spy on you and crush your soul."
  • "Sorry. He/she just doesn't like you."
  • "Don't pick that one, it's licking its own hoo-hah."
  • "I'll never leave you again, I promise."
  • "She/he really likes you."
  • "I think people surround themselves with other people
  • just so they can feel loved."
  • "Wow, you ask a lot of questions."
  • "I'm kid-intolerant."
  • "You gotta learn to stop spitting. You're not a camel."
  • "I know this sounds crazy, but do you guys spy on people with your phones?"
  • "You can't trust the fish people."
  • "I think when people say no, they're just really scared of saying yes."
  • "Everywhere I turn I can see them."
  • "I should be anywhere but here."
  • "Please kill me. I'm serious, please kill me. I'm not singing, I'm asking."
  • "I'm ready for stardom after all these years."
  • "I'm done with little girls/boys!"
  • "I wanna be someone in this world."
  • "Your voice matches your beauty."
  • "I don't start things I can't win."
  • "This is just the start of your story."
  • "If you got guts, you'll get glory."
  • "It's worth fighting for."
  • "You know what? When did this stop being my house?"
  • "I'm in a dress that feels like a cloud."
  • "I'm standing in the middle of a giant cinnamon roll."
  • "You're witnessing my moment, you see?"
  • "I can't read."
  • "Get back! He/she's a kid!"
  • "This is our chance to get out of this place."
  • "Let's run for it."
  • "Oh, darling girl/boy! It's so good to see you after all these years!"
  • "You ever do anything that you thought was really a good idea at the time, but then after, it's like you're not so sure?"
  • "What did you do? Because, whatever it is, you know I'm here to help."
  • "Under all that bitter, there's a sweet lady/man with a big heart. She's/he's just been gone for a while. That's all."
  • "You don't care about me. I was just an opportunity to you."
  • "I can't trust you! I can't trust anybody!"
  • "I've always had a problem with realizing what's right in front of me."
  • "I don't need anything but you!"
  • "You've wrapped me around that cute little finger."
  • "Nothing on Earth could ever divide us!"
  • "Today was a straight-up nightmare."
  • "Together at last!"
  • "Together forever!"
  • "The city is full of opportunity. It's yours to take. The sun will come out tomorrow."
Jaron & the Long Road to Love Lyric Starters
  • I got a call from my ex today telling me she/he got engaged.
  • She/He only told me to hurt me 'cause that's how they were and they still haven't changed.
  • She/He asked if I was happy for them.
  • You know I'd be happy for you if happy means I hate you then I'm happy for you.
  • If crying all night means I'm out getting drunk then I've been crying too.
  • I know you're only calling to make yourself feel good and see if I'm blue.
  • They told me about the new person and their big corporate job. about how they have a fancy car and they're not a slob, and they wouldn't shut up about the size of they're hands.
  • If jealous of you means I'm out getting laid, then I've been jealous too.
  • I know you're only talking to make yourself feel good.
  • Why can't you get on with your life?
  • You keep coming around to tear my heart with a knife.
  • You don't want me back, you just want me your way.
  • If happy for you means I think you're a jerk, if happy for you means get out of my life then I'm 100% positive that I'm happy for you.
  • I haven't been to church since I don't remember when.
  • Things were going great until they fell apart again.
  • You can't go hating others who have done wrong to you.
  • Sometimes we get angry, but we must not condemn. Let the good Lord do His job, and we just pray for them.
  • I pray your brakes go out going down a hill.
  • I pray a flower pot falls from a window sill and knocks you in the head like I'd like to.
  • I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls.
  • I pray you're flying high when the engine stalls.
  • I pray all your dreams never come true.
  • Just know where ever you are, honey, I pray for you.
  • I'm really glad I found my way to church.
  • You keep messing up, and I'll keep praying for you.
  • I pray your tire blows out at 110.
  • I pray you pass out drunk with your best friend and wake up with his and her tattoos.
  • I wanna be in love, but not just any kind of love. I want deep love, true love, never ending love.
  • I wish I could come home to someone who would hug me and never let go.
  • I want the kind of love that I see on TV where you promise me the world and never set me free.
  • I'd give up everything for just one night.
  • Someday we'll only fight over who found who. You'll say you found me, and I'll say I found you.
  • You want to leave and find yourself, but you don't want to do that with me.
  • I'm fully aware of your desperate despair
  • I'm charmed by the words that you say.
  • I know you will never dare to tell the truth.
  • I'm seduced by your meaningless praise
  • I could sit and listen to you for days as you lie to me.
  • Tell me that you love me, just lie to me one more time.
  • I love your beautiful lies.
  • I know it's wrong but I'm laughing inside.
  • I just pretend to believe you.
  • Someday when you realize that you're still all alone and screwed up inside, I hope that I'm there when you find the only person who cares.
  • God bless you.
Karl Pilkington Starters
  • It's like a pylon.
  • Get that down, its a deathtrap!
  • You've never been to China.
  • ...but it’s all about ‘a gorilla and a fox are walking thru the woods.’ How often does that happen?
  • That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around with a frog.
  • Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again...
  • By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
  • All I'm saying is that old people need to be old people.
  • You need oldness. You need to see old people.
  • Well you look 78!
  • Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
  • If I was Noah, I would have gone, Hang on a minute, I've just seen somethin' that looks a bit like this, let it drown, have a bit of a clear out, but he was messin' about savin' everythin'
  • Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
  • You know how they say people have six senses? There's loads more than that. The ability to feel someone looking at you, that's been around since man and dinosaur were knockin' about.
  • We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
  • On identical twins - You always get a little snidey one.
  • On dopplegangers - How would I know which one I was?
  • It would only get me into trouble won't it? Because people won't believe there's another one like me.
  • Otherwise everyone would be saying that when they get caught robbing, they go Oh it wasn't me it was me doppleganger.
  • Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
  • Did I tell you about the immune system?
  • He got hot, he got so hot his lips fell off.
  • I came up with a good idea....see through skin
  • I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
  • If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replenishing
  • As long as you're rememberin' baby Jesus, does it matter when you're rememberin' 'im
  • That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it
  • The first time you watch it you'll probably cry a bit. The second time you watch it you will probably think - boy that would be bad having a head like that being picked on - the third time you are probably thinking, er, how does he get his jumper on, er, then dunno probably bored of it the fourth time. But, but it's well worth watching.
  • The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
  • Treat the world like a head
  • We're just a weed in the universe
  • I could eat a knob at night.
  • Hummus isn't a meal
  • Hypothetical: Shipwrecked and eating a penis- ...I'll look for something else. We're surrounded by water. Why are we eating knob?
  • Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday — what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area.
  • Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
  • Read about a pub which is gettin' some stick 'cause its stopped a horse goin' in. Its been the horse' regular for ages, but some new owners have taken over the pub and they said they're servin' fresh food and don't want a horse in there anymore
  • I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book'
  • I'm just sayin', I don't like fun
  • They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time?
  • I dont know her, there's only so much you can say to a stranger.
  • I think some bacteria have better lives
  • What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
  • Yeah but everyone was a saint years ago, that seemed to be thrown about back then. Who's a saint now, in this year, who's a saint?
  • It’s just hassle of having friends and family
  • The world is getting more and more scruffier
  • You won't get anything done by planning.
  • Any problem solved is a new problem made.
  • I've met a few little people in my time.
  • I met a little fella once and he was alright.
  • Turns out it was another load of monkeys from another part of the island...from the rough bit...
  • Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
  • So I was watchin David Attenborough..
  • At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?
  • At no point am I going to lick a little frogs head.
  • I'd kick it, and I'd say 'You knob-head'
  • In the sea you've got to be constantly sort of alert.
  • In the sea you've got an enemy behind every rock.
  • Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.
  • People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
  • A dog has got human eyes.
  • I saw a cockroach playing Pacman
  • I've been watchin birds more than insects recently, and the thing I've found with pigeons is, they've got wings but they walk a lot
  • Don't be chucking that out. You might need that later
  • If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about
  • People who live in a glass house have to answer the door
  • You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad
  • Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.