i know i have a lot of pics from this photoshoot

10 Tips From a Cosplayer

Okay, so I’ve been doin this nonsense for about 8 years now and here are my 10 biggest tips for anyone else doing this sadistic hobby (This is a bit geared towards people who make costumes just FYI. I will post another more geared for beginners or those who buy later)

1) Remember Why You Do This.

Maybe you showed up to con and were 1 of 74 Jinx’s. Or maybe your costume wasn’t as accurate as someone else’s. Or maybe it feels like everyone else made theirs and you bought yours. So what? Did you have fun? Did you meet friends, and/or bond with the people you came with? Unless you’re in the contests, remember that it ISN’T a contest. And even the contests are meant to be fun. Alternatively, don’t let any elitist fans ruin your fun.

2) Don’t Take Yourself So Seriously.

Remember that being a cosplayer doesn’t make you ‘more’ of a fan than someone who doesn’t. Remember that you do this for your own enjoyment and that is all that matters. Spend as long or as little as you want on a costume, end a con with 20 silly selfies and some new friends, compliment that other cosplayer in the same outfit because you clearly both have something in common, don’t think of them as competition.

3) Don’t Be Afraid to Ask for Help.

Parents, siblings, teachers, friends, neighbors, craft store employees, theater teachers, art teachers, people online. There are tons of people who could offer help with even little things like what glue to use on foam that needs heatshaping(non-flammable x-treme elmers glue is nice) , what paint to use on leggings (apparently fabric paint stretches with it just fine), ask your grandma what stitch is best for rounded edges on cotton (idk), ask a JoAnn’s associate what thread to use. In my experience store associates are extremely helpful, even with things like a second opinion on matching colors.

4) Use Coupons.

Seriously. If you can, set up an email just for coupons. Going to Michaels for a 2 dollar little thing of paint? Use that coupon they emailed you and now it’s 75 cents and you have more money for other things like fancy fabric or idk food. Check if any stores have student or teacher or senior discounts if that’s applicable, then you’ll have a discount even without coupons. Especially good for big purchases. If you’re buying everything at once there is almost definitely some sort of 5 off of 30 type of coupon out there. If you are able, this is a good way to set up a savings for con or your next costume maybe, just look at the receipt, see how much you saved and set that much (or a part) aside for food/hotel/gas/merch.

5) Look at your Source.

No matter how well you know your character or your design do not go very long without looking at the source. Working on a wig? Have a picture in front of you the whole time. Maybe sketch out the different angles beforehand. Going fabric shopping? Stare at the original. If you print out a reference pic know that it may be slightly off. If you’re doing a costume where the color seems different in every shot (like Rey from Star Wars) then pick the one you like. If you can, consider coloring or painting a swatch of the color on an index card and bringing it with you to compare. Seriously. Keep checking the source when working. It’s equivalent to “measure twice cut once”.

6) Measure Twice Cut Once.

Even in crunch. I know, it’s stressful and scary and frustrating but you know what is more frustrating and scary and stressful? It being 8pm the night before the con and you just cut that last bit of fabric too small. Or your wig too short. Seriously. Just double check yourself.

7) Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself.

Outdated meme but useful tip. If you’re getting anxious to a difficult level, or exhausted physically or mentally  address it. Take a break. Take a nap. Eat a meal. Go for a walk. Watch an episode of that show you’re trying to cosplay. Play that game. Watch cosplay videos if you’re scared of losing motivation. Just don’t push yourself too hard or you risk messing up parts of your costume and more importantly, you risk hurting yourself. Don’t work until you accidentally stab yourself with a hot iron and have a panic attack. Would you rather spend 15 minutes playing with your cat or crying and bandaging yourself?


8) Use It.

Found some fabric you love for that SnK skirt thing, but it’s infused with glitter?Who cares, use it. Every cosplay you have seen of Red Hood has a lot of leather and cargo pants but you want skinny jeans and suede? Use it. The costume is for you. Make it how you want. To quote the great Hilary Duff “Why Not?” Also, go listen to that song if you need encouragement. 

9) Enjoy The Whole Process.

Maybe it is redundant at this point but seriously. Have fun. Not just at the con, party, photoshoot, meetup etc. Have a wig styling party. You finished that jacket? Nice, wear it out shopping and be proud. Make a playlist for each character you work on or general motivational music. 8-tracks.com is great for this too. Test those seams/that hairgel/ those shoes/ flexibility by putting on your jam and dancing around. Send snapchats to your friends when you test your make up. Skype your aunt to show off that circle skirt. Put your hat on your dog. 

10) Procrastination isn’t Great.

Probably don’t put off making your costume by making a list of tips for other people.

Dating Tom Holland would include...

  • whaaat anna you don’T WRITE STAHP
  • anyways IT’S FEELS TIME
  • so he’s a cinnamon roll
  • when first started crushing on you he’d maybe just stalk you a little on your social networks
  • because he’d want to make sure you aren’t dating anyone
  • on set he’d talk a lot about you, your movies/songs/photoshoots so his friends and colleagues would soon notice something was going on
  • tom would like your pictures, watch live streams and stuff
  • one day he just decided to leave a cute comment under your vacation pic, of course the fans instantly noticed and you decided to message him
  • and that’s where it all began!
  • you continued messaging eachother back & forth literally every day, you just clicked and got along so well
  • and when he finally gathered the courage to actually ask you out you were so giggly and happy
  • you hadn’t even realized your feelings for him before
  • he’d be gentlemanly but stutter over his words or trip here and there (and blushhh) 
  • you find it adorable
  • of course he’d get you flowers
  • during the dinner he was getting so lost in you, you’d have to remind him to eat
  • after that you went to a few more dates and made it official without hesitation

WHEN YOUR RELATIONSHIP GOT SERIOUS

  • posting pictures and videos of you two together and fans loving them
  • always needing to have some kind of physical contact
  • lots and lots of forehead, cheek and hand kisses
  • eskimo kisses!
  • tom introducing you to some of his famous co-stars, such as robert downey jr or scarlett johansson
  • “she is even prettier in person!”
  • “do you think I could get sebastian’s number?”
  • him being a tiny bit jealous but still so proud you’re his and he can brag about you
  • always talking about you in front of his family
  • matching sneakers
  • playing basketball, or maybe him teaching you if you didn’t know how to play
  • trying to cook dinner together but making a mess and ordering instead
  • him  getting you small meaningful gifts or just stuff that reminded him of you
  • playing with his hair
  • him being soo needy when he’s sick or has a cold
  • you not being able to stop kissing him and getting sick a few days later
  • movie marathons 
  • cuddle sessions after a long day
  • when he’s stressed he’d lay his head in your lap and you’d play with his hair while he rants
  • learning a foreign language of a country you’d both like to visit
  • going on small trips
  • blasting music in the car, headbaning and singing your hearts out
  • you’d often catch him looking at you lovingly
  • and lean in to kiss him but bop his nose instead
  • and giggle like a child
  • tickle wars!!
  • pillow fights!!
  • fanboying/fangirling together over bands/shows/anything you like
  • you hugging him from behind
  • going ice skating in the winter
  • new years together!!
  • making shitty puns just to make you laugh
  • of course being his date to premieres and award shows
  • admiring how he looks in a suit
  • silly pictures
  • looking stunning on the red carpet together
  • a long and loving and playful and amazing relationship
  • sorry for these headcanons… I randomly got inspired lol.

Originally posted by dailymcugifs

dating would include's // ezra miller

request by anon– Hey guys, not sure if you’d do this but could you write some headcanons for ezra? Like maybe dating him or liking each other and realizing you’re falling in love? I’d love it if you could write these yall :’)

a/n – I LOVE EZRA MILLER I REALLY DO I REALLY WANNA MEET HIM AND HUG HIM FOR ETERNITY YAY

Originally posted by may-th

  • You two would meet because you were a new photographer and was supposed to work with him on one or two projects
  • (Ezra has so many swoon worthy model pics in existence but Wikipedia and IMDb doesn’t say he’s a model?? so imma just assume he did modelling)
  • You had a different style from the other photographers he’s worked with before, and had different instructions to how he should pose and stuff. He finds out he likes your style over the others.
  • He also noticed your great looks /personality /character /attitude /intellect /(your best features). Drawn to it, he would try flirting constantly, but because it was your first time working with a real model, you thought they were all as playful and happy-go-lucky as he was.
  • Besides, he seems so cute and genuine and lovely… so you flirt back.
  • You two would call each other cheesy names, like him calling you “buttercup” and you calling him “honey” or “darling.”
  • Then there’s the smirks and wriggle of shoulders and eyebrows, before you two snap out of it and laugh.
  • Yes, laughter. There’s so much laughter between you two, it makes flirting  much easier and keeps the conversation light and casual.
  • He realises he likes that. But any guy who is interested in someone would like to take it up to the next level of ‘flirting’. So, taking a bold move, the following day you receive a single red rose from him, with a note and a cheesy pick-up line.
  • The pick-up line would be a Harry Potter based one, (because we all saw that interview ;) ), and after he sent it, he immediately regretted it because if you didn’t get it, it would be awkward on both sides.
  • He thinks that he might have very well doomed your relationship if you didn’t get the reference, and you might think he’s an ultimate nerd.
  • So the next time you guys meet to complete the photoshoot, he awkwardly asks if you got the Harry Potter reference.
  • Little does he know, you had almost swooned from the pick-up line, because all your exes never got the point of Harry Potter, and you were a big big big fan.
  • So very enthusiastically, you squealed and almost tackled him with a hug when he brought it up, but clumsily tries to redraw at the last moment, so you kinda crashed into him instead, knocking over a lot of lights and backdrop equipment as both of you fall.
  • Very cliché–ly, your lips crashed together, with you on top, and the entire studio goes, “OOHHH” because your flirting hasn’t gone unnoticed by them for the entire project.
  • When you get off him, scrambling to your feet and stammering non-stop, he blushes too, but then very romantically cups your face and kiss you again gently.
  • Imagine his lips though. He would be soft and hesitant, wondering when you would push him off until he realises you won’t, then he would deepen the kiss by tilting your head and oH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE.
  • Cue the “AWWW” from the other cast.
  • Then he pulls off, grinning so hard he thinks his face would spilt from it all, and you blush and make weird stuttering sounds. You try to shut up and stop your face from burning, but he finds it really cute that you’re flustered.
  • Then he clears his throat and officially asks you out to dinner that night, with a deep bow and everything dramatically because EZRA IS A CUTE GENTLEMAN AND WILL MAKE EVERYTHING LESS EMBARRASSING FOR YOU
  • You laugh and of course say yes.
  • Then you realise that the entire studio was silent since the kiss, and that the guys were staring and the girls were almost swooning from the whole romance of it.
  • (the girls of the studio would have very high expectations on how guys would ask them out ;DDD)

BONUS:

- whenever you two need either a model or a photographer, you would automatically get each other, so he helps you out with your individual projects and you help him take nice photos

DOUBLE BONUS:

- when Ezra becomes globally known for FBAWTFT, he constantly asks you if his performance was OK and if anyone likes Credence or anything, you would assure him that it was brilliant, going as far as to threaten him with the search results of the gradence tag on Tumblr (whoops)

- also, the entire HP fandom would just die of fluffness when they find the photoshoots you two do together

~kiera

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6 months

2 years. 2 years in a relationship with Nash, just to break up over text message because of the pictures of him and another girl. He was on tour and cheating on you.

You’ll admit, the first week, you laid in bed crying. You were heartbroken. He was your first true love, after pizza of course. But you were so hurt. He said he loved you, but his actions showed otherwise.

In the messages, he said it was an accident. A one time thing. She was just a fan and things just happened. He didn’t mean it. He loved you.

Lie after lie after lie.

The second week you were still upset, but you moved from your bed now. You found yourself mostly playing sad songs and drowning your pain in the bottom of a tub of ice cream. Not the healthiest way to cope, but you were doing okay.

The third week you were finally realizing that he didn’t deserve your tears. You saw his tweets, Instagram pictures, snapchat stories, he was out having the time of his life it seemed. He was out on dates with other girls already. Out partying with the guys. He was happy, so why weren’t you?

The forth week rolled around and you decided you were done. You finally got rid of that box of stuff you had of his under your bed. Your burned the love letters, threw away all the gifts he bought you, like the teddy bear from Valentine’s Day. The minion he won from a carnival game the night he took you on your 4th date. All of it. You were finally ready to move on.

Now, here you are, 6 months post break up, hanging out with your new boyfriend, Beau at his place.

You guys met at the gym (since drowning your sorrows in ice cream did nothing for your figure) a month after your breakup and really clicked. Granted he gave you all his lines that day, it was his sense of humor that made you agree to going out to lunch with him the next day, and well, the rest is history. That was 5 months ago though.

Now here you are, head over heels for the biggest goof you knew. He constantly made you laugh, and his brothers, Luke and Jai, same age as you, were suddenly your best friends. You spent at least 4 days out of the week with Beau, the other 3 you were just busy with work.

You were currently at Beau and the rest of the boys place in LA, cuddled up on his bed watching a movie. You couldn’t deny that you were tired. You were up early this morning for a photoshoot, and you didn’t get home until late last night.

You did some modeling, and you had to admit you did love it. You noticed how 3 months after your break up though, any picture you would post you saw Nash would like it. No big deal, since you did get like 200,000 some likes on a picture, but still.

And he would indirect you on twitter a lot. Or at least he has lately. He’s tweeted ‘don’t ever let go of someone who was once all about you’ and ‘my only regret was hurting you so much it made you leave.’ Of course there were several others, and people always tagged you in the tweets, but you paid no attention.

You were happy with Beau. He made you feel beautiful. Loved. Everything. You loved being around him. You honestly couldn’t even picture being with anyone else now. You wanted nothing more than to just be with Beau. Like, he was your happiness.

That night you didn’t have to work, and you didn’t have anything for the following morning, so as usual you stayed with the boys, a habit that seemed to be starting. You cooked them dinner, which they were grateful for, and then watched them play fifa. Jai and Luke versus Beau and Skip.

Around 11:30 you decided to head to bed, knowing those four would be up for hours. Beau did pause the game though to ‘tuck’ you into bed, which only led to you guys making out for like 15 minutes before Jai screamed from downstairs for Beau to ‘hurry up and finish’ since ‘everyone knows you can’t last that long anyway’

You stayed up though, watching a movie from bed, cuddling with Hamlet. You were watching the lion king, and you couldn’t help but snap a pic of you and Hamlet. I mean, who doesn’t love dogs, cuddles, and the Lion King? You posted the photo on twitter and Instagram and then locked your phone and then focused on the movie.

Nash was on twitter, and was guilty of having your tweet notifications on, along with you Instagram ones as well. He was over at the boys house, and they had just finished a game of hoops, everyone taking a break and checking their phones.

He had a notification of yours from twitter and Instagram. Checking twitter he saw it. The picture you had taken while over at Beaus. He immediately exited out and checked your Instagram post, only to see the same picture. He admits, it was a great pic of you. You looked great, even for it being 11:30 at night.

“another night with the actual love of my life Hamlet” and it had Beau fuckin Brooks tagged in the caption, and the picture itself.

“that’s the third fucking night in a row.” He mumbled, locking his phone. “the third fucking night in a row she’s spent at his house.”

“bro chill, they are dating, it’s not like she’s cheati- never mind.” Johnson spoke, catching himself from saying something terrible.

“like I don’t fucking know that. I know they’re fucking dating. Everyone fucking does. Who doesn’t know about the hottest model dating the Australian prankster. I mean, if you didn’t just go on any fucking site. Twitter, where her fans and his fans and half the other people in the world talk about how perfect they are. How much they ship them. Or even look at their profiles. They do nothing but fucking tweet about one another, tweet one another and fucking post pictures of them together all the damn time.” Nash went off. He was pissed. He didn’t like that you were this happy with someone that wasn’t him.

Because just a few months ago that was you guys. People were shipping you guys. You were tweeting about one another, tweeting pictures of each other, posting all kinds of pictures together, tweeting one another.

“bro, can’t you just be happy for her? I mean, don’t you want her to be happy?” Johnson, the man of wisdom spoke again. Everyone else just kinda put in their own little inputs, but Johnson was the only one to make you realize anything.

“Yeah I want her to be happy. But I want her to be happy with me. I want her to be posting pics of us, not her and someone else.”

“yeah, well you kinda ruined that didn’t you?” Johnson fired back. Everyone was shocked he said it because well, yeah everyone knew Nash cheated, but since it happened no one talked about it. Not that they were scared, but simply that it was just kinda understood. Everyone knew what went down, no need to discuss it

“Johnson.” Nash practically growled. Everyone could tell he was ready to punch Johnson for bringing it up.

“no Nash listen. You fucked up. Big time. You had a fucking dime, and to be honest with you, if it wasn’t for bro code, the second you two broke up I would’ve gone after her. I’m not gonna lie, I still talk to her, hang out with her. She’s great, and she loved you so much. But you fucking took her for granted and lost the best damn thing that ever came your way.” Johnson spit.

“you don’t think I know that? I know I messed up okay.”

“I know, but I still don’t think you get it. Yeah you messed up. You treated her like shit while you were on tour. Empty conversations, hardly ever talking to her. I think there was seriously like 2 weeks when you didn’t even bother to respond to her? But she fucking stuck by you. She way faithful as shit. And then you go and cheat on her? With a fan? You know they can’t keep their damn mouths shut. And after that breakup sure you were feeling great. Free. Nothing could stop you. Nothing was holding you back. Now here we are, 6 months later, she’s moved on, and now’s when you start caring. She’s your ex and all and you should want nothing but the best for her since you couldn’t give it to her.”

“I don’t need this.” Nash said, walking off inside, where he found Nate and Sammy drinking and smoking. He grabbed a bottle of vodka and started drinking, giving up on basketball and now all of the guys essentially just having a small party.

A bottle of vodka, and like half a blunt later Nash was just a mess. He excluded himself from everyone else inside laughing, having the time of their lives. He went outside, sitting on the edge of a cement wall. He scrolled through your guys’ old photos he still had on his phone. His thoughts eating him alive. He couldn’t stand this.

He missed you.

He missed making you laugh, the way your eyes would squint and your nose would scrunch up as you tipped your head back. He could no longer do that to you, he could no longer make you laugh. Now it was Beau who made you laugh. And that hurt him, so much. Your laugh was his favorite sound.

He missed the way you would cuddle up next to him. How you would throw your leg over his body and your arm across his chest and snuggle up real close to him. How you would nuzzle your head in his side. How perfect you and he fit together.

Or the way you would skip through the house, just humming or singing. His shirt draped over your body, and your little knee high socks, and nothing else. It was his favorite sight. He loved nothing more than trudging out of bed in the morning to find you in the kitchen singing. He loved walking up behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist and kissing your neck, telling you how great last night was. He cringed at the thought of Beau and you being the same way.

Then the thought of you and Beau being intimate in anyway. Doing anything sexual. He started to think about all the things you used to love in the bedroom. How you loved when he would pin you up against the wall. How rough he could get, but how he could slow it down, putting all his love into every deep thrust. How you would squirm when he kissed that spot, right below your ear. Or how you loved to suck him off before anything. The foreplay. How much you loved to be on top, or how you loved when he hit it from the back.

Thinking of you and Beau doing any of that together was enough to set him off. He had a new message open to you, he just didn’t have any idea what to say. His thoughts were all jumbled, and the alcohol gave him all the confidence he needed. No matter how sloppy his thoughts were one thing was clear. He missed you, and he wanted to let you know that.

To (y/n): I miss you.

And after he sent it, he waited. Messages still open. Hope of any contact from you started to fade as 15 minutes had passed and you still hadn’t even opened it. His thoughts started to come back, and he thought about how much he missed falling asleep next to you every night, and waking up with you every morning.

He was about to type another message but then he saw the little bubble pop up and eagerly awaited your response.

Beau had just came upstairs into his room to get ready for bed when you got a new message. Rarely ever getting a message at midnight, you were quite curious as to who it would be. The only person you ever talked to this late was either your best friend, or Beau. And since your best friend was out of state, in a different time zone for the week, you knew it wasn’t her, plus you guys only talked late when it was an emergency. And considering you were with Beau, it couldn’t be him.

“who’s that?” Beau asked, emerging from the bathroom in his boxers, a sight you quite enjoyed.

“no idea.” You replied, reaching over to the night table and checking your phone.

You unlocked your phone, only to see something you did not expect at all. A new message from the last person on earth you expected.

“it’s uh, it’s from Nash.” You said, shocked.

Beau climbed into bed, pulling you into him so you guys were spooning.

“like your ex Nash? What did he say?”

“yeah him. And he just said he missed me. I’m not even going to reply. I’m just going to go change my number in the morning.” I said, clicking out of my messages.

“no don’t. I know it’s not ideal, but I mean, you should text him back. You know, give him some closure or something.” Beau smiled.

“you’re not mad?”

“why would I be? I mean, I’ve got you now. Even though he fucked up, he still deserves some closure. Thing about it babe, this is the first you guys have talked in like 6 months.”

“okay. You’re the best. I love you.” You smiled, turning and kissing his lips lazily.

To Nash: It’s been 6 months Nash. I think you’re fine.

From Nash: I’m not fine. These past 6 months hae been hell. I miss you so muvh babt.

“he’s drunk.” You told Beau.

“drunk or not, he still has feeling babe. Just, let him say what he has to say. I know this is what you’ve wanted for months now.”

“what have I wanted?” you asked, confused. You didn’t want anything from Nash. You loved Beau now, so you were confused.

“you want answers, and now’s your chance to get some.”

To Nash: well, that’s not really my problem.

From Nash: I knoww. I mesaed up

To Nash: can I ask you something.

From Nash: of course.

To Nash: okay, firstly. Why’d you do it? Were you not happy with me? Cause if not, you should have broke up with me before.

From Nash: no. fuck no. I was happy with you. It’s just on tour I felt held back. Like everyone else was out having great times and I just felt like I couldn’t cause of yoi.

To Nash: you could have just talked to me, instead of ignoring me and then cheating on me.

From Nash: I know. Can I ask  you something.

To Nash: sure.

From Nash: are you happy? With bo ? nd evrithing else in oyur life?

To Nash: Beau* but yeah. I am happy with him. And my modeling is really taking off.

From Nash: I’m glad your work iz good. Bo is lucki

To Nash: Beau*

From Nash: right. I’m sorry.

To Nash: it’s fine. Lots of people spell it wrong.

From Nash: no. not for the name. For everything else. For the lies, and cheating. I regret it all. I still care about you, but if you’re happi then I’m happi for you.

To Nash: why?

From Nash: I already told you. I felt held back.

To Nash: no, not that. Like why now? Why are you apologizing now? 6 months later? I wanted an apology like a week after, maybe a month, but 6 months later? I thought maybe we could be statistics, remain friends after the breakup, but 6 months later?

From Nash: it’s just. I wanted to be friends. I just needed to figure things out.

To Nash: by sleeping with other girls?

From Nash: that makes it sound bad.

To Nash: cause it was bad Nash. It hurt so much knowing while I was laying around hurting, you were out, happy as can be.

From Nash: funny.

To Nash: what’s funny about that?

From Nash: no, not that, it’s just funny how things change.

To Nash: what do you mean?

From Nash: it’s funny how now, I’m the one hurting, and you’re happy as can be.

To Nash: what?

From Nash: It hurts knowing you’re falling asleep in someone else’s arms, and waking up next to them every morning now…

model!wonwoo;

Originally posted by mc-gyu

  • okay!!!! we’re back with everyone’s favorite emo for this request
  • this is how i picture wonwoo looking before he glos up ignore mingyu
  • so okay,,, wonwoo, despite what everyone originally thinks, had no interest in becoming a model
  • like… at all
  • model was the furthest thing on his mind when he was thinking about what to do with his life

Keep reading

model!jun
  • first things first: everyone likes jun
  • every fashion designer, fragrance brand, magazine company, etc. wants him to be associated with them
  • like not only is he Attractive and Photogenic and Looks Good In Everything, but he’s so easy to work with?????
  • like he’s so polite and nice to everyone
  • rumor has it that one time he let a set designer wear his own shoes bc her heels broke…………what an aNgel
  • he also never complains about the shooting conditions
  • i mean sure it’s the middle of february and he’s outside posing shirtless but ?? all smiles
  • bc jun loves his job
  • most of the time
  • he loves meeting new people and posing in front of cameras and shooting commercials 
  • but it’s sO physically demanding
  • like he has to diet and fit into clothes/shoes that aren’t his size and walk runways and contort his body in order to “express poulet épicé
  • and he has to deal with all kinds of people,,,,,,,,,,,ehem,,,,,,,,the press,,,,,,,cough,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • (one time @ an interview for a cologne commercial he did with a female model, jun went off bc the guy asked jun “what do you want to accomplish by the time you’re 30?” but he asked the girl to choose between lipstick and mascara)
  • but fr
  • he feels so lucky to get to wake up everyday and model for a living
  • jun’s rly thankful to everyone that he works with too
  • like he brings coffee to the shoots a lot and says good morning to everyone and asks how they’re doing
  • and someone’s he’ll get a lil frustrated but when has he taken it out on other people? never! not once!
  • he’s rly professional but in a Friendly way u feel?
  • he tries his best to do everything in a timely manner so that everyone “can go home to their families……or beds…asap” :’-)))))))))))) so sweEt
  • sometimes he hums to himself and everyone is like………..thats it……..this boy is god…….he can do everything…………
  • he also likes to joke around on set sometimes and every once in awhile….it gets him into trouble
  • like jun ur cute but no u can’t ride ur skateboard near the Expensive Props and no u can’t do kung fu in the Middle of the Dressing Room
  • speaking of cute, a concept: wen junhui timidly asking the director if she can play like fergie or britney spears during the photoshoot
  • it’s funny tho bc he acts all flirty and confident but someone calls him cute?????? his face gets all pink and he does That Thing where he hides his face in his hands 
  • junhui is so precious
  • no one talks shit about him in the model industry because like?? 1) there’s no need to he’s such a sweetie and 2) they know that There Will Be Consequences 
  • not just from jun’s fans either
  • from people he’s modeled for and worked with
  • everyone: excUse yOu jun is oUr ChiLd seE you iN cOUrT biNch
  • back 2 the fans tho juN LOVES HiS FANS sO MUCH GoSH
  • he does like ig lives as often as he can and interacts with ppl on his twitter and weibo and takes pictures with anyone who asks
  • this boi even has a fanpage dedicated to him wearing black,,,,,and another dedicated to his airport fashion,,,,,,,,,,,
  • anywHo, everyone that hasn’t personally known jun for more than like 5 hours thinks that he’s very Chic and Sexy and Classy and all that other High Class stuff
  • but HE
  • IS
  • A
  • DORK
  • his apartment is full of snacks and anime posters and gifts from his fans and a pile of video games and fashion/modelling inspiration lazily taped to the walls
  • he has a gudetama silverware set and uses plushies as bookends
  • jun is..hesitant..abt having the boys over bc yeah he Adores Them but they eat all his snacks?? and he’s still embarrassed from the time they,,,,,,,,,,,found his collection,,,,,,,,,,,,of products that feature him,,,
  • one time he wore a rilakkuma dust mask to a convenience store and the media just like……….had a heart orgasm….like how can this kid get any cuter……
  • his favorite times of the year are fashion weeks bc he gets to go to a lot of them and interact with likeminded people and get inspiration and exchange business cards with new companies
  • he’s notorious for his seoul fashion week outfits because he does the same color schemes every year but the outfits are always so,,,,,,,different,,,,,,,,from last years??? like how did he do that???? (a: jun is a genius)
  • there’s also tons of pics of him with other models/fashion ppl because he’s friends with everyone and likes to treat everyone to food or drinks
  • and yeah he likes hanging with those ppl but the svt bois r his Tru Bros
  • he’s always trying to convince them to let him talk to some photographer he knows bc like “but !!mingyu ur so handsome and Leggy and you’d look so good in a beige beret “ and “c’mon joshua u would look perfect posing with these textbooks you embody Studious”
  • also likes to drag the8 around with him to premieres as his plus-one or to shoots as his hype-man
  • when jun’s backstage at shoots or runway shows, he’s usually perched in some place not meant for sitting in, (i.e., the floor, between clothing racks, the makeup counter, etc.) reading a book nonchalantly and eating one of the chinese snacks his mom sent him
  • and everyones like ??????wheres jun??????
  • usually if the8′s with jun they beg him to like,,,corrall jun,,,,,,,somewhere near the makeup artists and hairdressers,,,,,pls,,,
  • but today everyone on set is not so lucky 
  • bc when jun walks in, babysitter!the8 is not by jun’s side
  • u let out a small sigh bc
  • ur a makeup artist @ the company jun does ads for frequently
  • so you’ve worked with jun Quite a few times he knows u pretty well and plays with ur hair or looks thru ur makeup stash while he’s waiting
  • however ur usually the one that has to Track Jun Down™ when the8′s not there,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,luckily tho u know most of his lil hiding spots (he denies the phrase ‘hiding spot’ but lets b honest jun)
  • so everyone’s setting up and prepping the different shots and ur getting all the palettes and brushes and powders set out on ur half of the counter when ur like……………”hey kyulkyung,,,,ur hair stuff is all set up,,,,wanna go look for jun while i finish setting up” n she’s like “niCe trY nOpe……good luck.”
  • so ur Off
  • it doesn’t take u that long until u find jun sprawled out on two armchairs in the breakroom with a pepero in his mouth and the latest issue of céci in his hands
  • and ur like “jun cmon we gotta get ur makeup done” and he looks over his shoulder before being like “hEy it’s y/a looking as cute as ever” as he rolls onto the ground and ur like well,,,,,,,,he’s greasy. as usual.
  • u get jun in the seat and get to work and whenever u tell him to close his eyes he’s like “sorry i can’t help it ur s-” “jun i’m going to poke ur eye out next time if u don’t-” “oKAy continue”
  • jun and kyulkyung start chatting in chinese as usual and u don’t rly notice until kyulkyung starts looking over at you and jun keeps giving her looks and ur like ???????okay???????
  • u finish jun’s makeup and hand him the mirror and he’s like…..nice nice but can u like….make my eyes pop a bit more..
  • and ur hesitant like “jun if i do anything that the director won’t like he’ll like go off on me don’t u remember the time i gave u a light red lip tint because we were out of pink and he almost fired me”
  • juns like “i’ll take responsibility ok just dO it noob”
  • ur like ok fine u highlight the inner corners of his eyes and lightly line his under lash line but after that ur like ok thats it no more i like my job
  • jun thanks u before he moves over to kyulkyung’s seat to get his hair done and u go sit on the couch and go thru ur phone and kyulkyung is arguing with jun in chinese,,,,,,,,,,,,,nothing out of the ordinary tbh,,,until kyulkyung starts making kissy noises,,,,,and ur like ?????????????loser????????????
  • when jun’s finally ready the shoot start immediately and u and kyulkyung are cleaning up ur stations a little when kyulkyung’s like
  • “y/a wanna hear a secret~”
  • u don’t even nod or anything she’s just like “okay lmao great u might wanna take a seat for this”
  • long story short: kyulkyung spills jun’s beans and tells u that he has a massive crush on u and ur like lmao ok sweaty and shes like rEally look @ this text jun accidentally sent me last thursday and u read The Message and ur like oh shit…………………………………..yEs tho. yay. my longest yea boi ever. this is rly good. frick.
  • and later the two of you go out to see how the photoshoot is going and ur standing right next to the camera man and jun smiles at you between a pose before focusing again and ur just kinda like……this boy is too cute……fuck it……..so u catch his eyes and u mouth the words “i like you too”
  • after the shoot, jun bows to everyone quickly before almost tAckliNg u in a hug and kisses your forehead and he’s like :-))))))))) good :-)))))))) ur mine now thx let’s go get coffee :-)))))))

Rent A Boyfriend!Minghao

Originally posted by minghaon

  • Xu Minghao: the instagram boyfriend. the one you use to get those Instagram likes, with his incredible fashion and aesthetically pleasing photo taking skills, you’ll receive hundreds of followers in no time. extra services include, his own Instagram account dedicated to only you.
  • Minghao has been a part of the company for a little over a year now
  • and he is very popular among customers
  • Why?
  • well because he’s so good at creating couple pictures and various couple aesthetics for social media
  • and girls just love the attention they receive from people who comment about how cute they are with their boyfriend
  • Minghao’s work relies mostly on social media, so unlike the other rent a boyfriends, he doesn’t have to go out a lot and interact with people
  • and the other boys are so jealous
  • but he does do the occasional fill in when it gets crazy during the holidays
  • Minghao also fills in as a fashionista, often helping the boys with their looks and he gets pretty aggressive with it sometimes
  • ‘Minghao I don’t wanna wear the leather jacket. It’s so hot out’
  • ‘Suck it up’
  • Depending on the services chosen and how much he’s getting paid, his job can be one of just taking pics in a garden to traveling to paris for a three day photoshoot
  • he’s really like a model in a sense
  • but he’s a model who’s also the director and is very picky with his pictures
  • One rule of his services is that he can’t fully show his face, because like it’s gonna be weird to see ten different girls calling Minghao their boyfriend
  • So the most he shows in his pictures is probably his smile or his eyes, and all his clients just say that their boyfriend is camera shy
  • Can often be found in the game room
  • Playing a game obviously, most likely in a competition with someone
  • by someone, that means mingyu because mingyu swears he can finally beat someone at a game
  • Minghao knows you, well, because you two work together
  • No, you’re not a rent a girlfriend, you’re actually the photographer that works with Minghao
  • Minghao directs, and you take the pics
  • in the beginning of his job, he was very picky with his photographers
  • like sooo picky, he went through almost ten different photographers before he finally met you
  • when you first met Minghao, you were this really clumsy person with a camera who spent almost five full minutes just adjusting the focus
  • and despite being clumsy, you were very hardheaded with it came to photography
  • so you and minghao often butted heads, and even if you two did, Minghao could deny that you were a bad photography, in fact you were great
  • ‘I think you two should lace your fingers together’
  • ‘I don’t think so’
  • ‘and why’s that Minghao. Afraid to get intimate?’
  • ‘No! Because i’m the director and you’re just the photography’
  • ‘And as the photography, i could just up and leave with my own camera’
  • For weeks, Minghao grumbles about you always ruining his ideas
  • And who gets all the earfuls of this, obviously the boys
  • and he talks about it while kicking Mingyu’s butt in mario kart so no one can just escape his rants since they all wanna see Mingyu lose
  • But you can safely say, everyone is sick of his whining
  • ‘God! Just date her already, everything that comes out of your mouth is about her. You’re an adult! This isn’t elementary school! Ask her out!’ Mingyu would say in frustration after he loses yet another game
  • and so it finally dawns on him, seeing you all riled up against him, bickering with him, it was actually cute
  • and so, during the next photoshoot, when he’s agreeing to everything you say, you can’t help but find it weird and just very weird
  • ‘You’re weird today’ you’d say to Minghao when he’s looking at the pictures in the camera
  • ‘What’
  • ‘You’re being too compliant’
  • ‘Whatever. I’m hungry, let’s go eat.’
  • Now you’re kind of even more weirded out because you and minghao are having a meal together. An actual meal together
  • You don’t even know why you’re still sitting in front of him when yesterday you swore you disliked his guts
  • And as the night progresses, you no longer feel the hatred you felt before. Because how can you hate the beautiful, sculpted by actual flowers guy, when he stops to pet a dog and tell it to go home safely
  • That’s some romance drama stuff that only happens in movies
  • And after the initial dinner, you two are catching meals together all the time, and each time when you think ‘oh he’s going to be an asshole’, Minghao does something to change your mind
  • Like literally buying a little boy ice cream just because the kid dropped his by accident
  • Or actually giving you his jacket in the middle of freezing fall just because you spilled a little soda on your cardigan
  • and at the end of the day, you ask yourself ‘am i really falling for this dude’
  • Yes, yes you were. And he was deeply falling for you
  • You two finally get together, after almost a month of you two mentally asking yourselves ‘is this a date?’
  • You and Minghao are leaving the company building to catch dinner together when you guys run into Jun who’s like ‘can i join you guys’
  • And you and Minghao shout ‘NO’ at him and you two kind of look at each other like ‘why did we just scream’
  • Jun’s standing there like ‘wow okay, if you guys just wanted alone time on your date just say so, no need to yell at me’
  • Yeah, that’s how you two got together, because that night was decided as the official first date
  • Nothing’s really different when you two start dating, besides the fact that you hang around the game rooms and changing rooms more because Minghao’s there
  • But you two still work together all the time, and then go to meals together, and you two started bickering again over pictures
  • But a key difference, one that gets you so embarrassed, is when Minghao introduces you as his girlfriend to the customers
  • Like ‘hello, this is my girlfriend y/n, she’s watching’
  • ‘MINGHAO STOP’
  • Loves seeing you with your camera, you take so many pictures of him, he just wants to spend his day taking pictures of you
  • and that’s what he does on his birthday
  • ‘Minghao what do you want for your birthday?’
  • ‘Let me take pictures of you’
  • And he loves that you’re so camera shy
  • He can’t contain his giddiness when he takes a picture of you and it’s not even a nice one, it’s just you sticking your tongue out at him
  • And he gets kinda pouty because for the first hour, you’re finding intricate ways to hide your face
  • But you get used to it and he’s just so in love with your face with every picture he takes
  • Post all the pictures of you on his instagram
  • Probably writes something really cheesy like ‘there’s so many flowers but you remain my favorite one’
  • And then the guys are doing those fake sounding comments like ‘wow you two are so perfect together’
  • But he doesn’t care, because doing that small photoshoot made him realize just how much of the smaller things he loves about you. So BE PREPARED because he’s never not taking pictures of you now. Get use to seeing his face behind a camera with you.

anonymous asked:

Any thoughts on Phil's liveshow? If you do, I'd love to hear them!

yaaaa omg i actually just didn’t get a lot of specific/excited questions about it and therefore got sidetracked watching the young pope lmao but YES, it was so good and def several things worth noting: 

1. the signed pic of angel in a bubble bath. like, wow. i can’t believe that phil opened with this. i can’t believe that we’re at a point where phil is comfortable showing this. i wonder if he felt dan backed him into a corner tho? bc it def didn’t seem like he had any intention of telling us beforehand and then he kept sort of mentioning that “everyone was asking” him about it and tweeting him about it and wanting to see it so i just wonder if phil was like very much not intending to ever let it see the light of day but then felt pressured by everyone asking and then i wonder whether dan had to sort of talk him down from being worried about it in some way??? ???? ? ? idk!!!!! like he seemed very calm and giggly about it but only bc, in my opinion, he seemed to have prepared a story around it that was designed to dilute its impact (that he has loved buffy for ages, that dan was for sure looking for a sarah michelle gellar photo and couldn’t find one so he settled for this one, as though there were no other shops anywhere that would have sarah michelle gellar photos for dan to find. that it “wasn’t the signed buffy photo he was expecting” etc. etc.) and then many comments about being very put off by the photo, all of them slightly tempered by the fondness in his eyes and the loveliness of his laughter. idk, overall, such a big step that he shared it (possibly against his original will), but he still did it very much on his terms, in a language he is comfortable with. 

i just love that dan literally bought phil a nude photo of a dude in a bath for his bday like how are we at the point that that is a confirmed thing that we have seen with our own eyes and that we are allowed to KNOW? i feel like i’m living in some alternate reality and every single day things keep happening with them that make me literally wonder when the fuck it happened and just rejoice that we’re getting to see it aeorijaoweirjaowierjaoewr fuck man

2. the little commentary from phil about how in their photoshoots dan is the one who gets to “do the nice smile” and people always make phil do a weird face which inevitably leads to his infamous crazy eyes. that was interesting to me bc i didn’t realize it would be so set in stone that they’d be asked to assume those roles in their professional pics but i guess it makes sense and matches up to the “branding” of phil as strange/quirky and dan as the normie/ “straight man” that is and has been discussed to death. to me it was more interesting that phil didn’t really seem that bothered by it and to also hear him talk about photo anxiety yet again, and always resorting to big eyes as a way to save him from the awkwardness of figuring out how to pose his face in a more serious fashion 

3. YET ANOTHER movie date why are they living in a utopian ideal of domestic bliss i hate them. and yet another date/outing that was accompanied by a heaped serving of social awkwardness and catastrophe. i swear their life is simultaneously too funny and lovely to be real. my fav part of this was that the story started with phil referencing the poor middle-aged dude face-planting into “dan’s popcorn” but then by the end he was saying “our popcorn.” cute. the fact they saw another movie together. with footstools. so, so cute. the fact that phil was very open and intentional and repetitive with his explanation that he went with dan, that it was he and dan in the darkened theater, dan and phil getting accosted by a falling man,,, he could’ve potentially told that story without dan? and maybe would’ve done so at some point in the distant past? but not this time. and the casual “we” he used throughout the live show was lovely too.

4. his thoughts on manchester by the sea sounded very similar to dan’s style of reviewing films in live shows and v un-phil. phil normally sticks to broad opinions: either he liked it or it was ‘okay’ or ‘not the best,’ but this time he gave v specific things he liked and a bit more nuanced opinions and i was into it. 

5. so much about the gas leaks that i don’t really even know where to start. first of all: “you need to move.” “i know.” this is the first direct acknowledgment of moving, i believe, from either of them. holy shit? and then the fact that he said “hotel vlogs” if they were to go to a hotel, as though that’s something they’d ever give us. and then towards the end of the conversation: “is dan okay?” “yes, we’re fine.” i love when one of them answers on behalf of both of them, it’s gross and also so instinctive and it makes my heart soar. i feel like all of the jokes have been made about the very universe trying to force them to move and i’ve written so much on how sure i am that it’s going to happen soon, so i have nothing to add there. it’s happening SOON yall. they’re moving. i guarantee. 

6. phil retelling the meerkat story was so adorable. phil googling random things to have as pets like sugar gliders and talking about dog breeds before once again saying he should stick to plants was adorable and also just continued to solidify for me that they’re BADLY in want of a dog and just as firmly do not feel that it is the right time for it. phil’s coat…. is adorable ….. i HATE having nothing to say about phil things beyond “WOW SO CUTE” bc it’s dumb and reductive a lot of the time but genuinely, during this ls, a lot of the stuff that was under discussion was just v fluffy and cute. 

overall: heartwarming. a bit groundbreaking. ironically, both of those things applied to nearly every piece of content dnp have made so far in 2017. just sitting here totally unprepared for each new development that seems to be happening with each passing day :’) 

(live show: inappropriate birthday gift - 02.09.17)

anonymous asked:

The last time any on here heard about H&L still being together was last year. This year nothing. And it’s almost 11 months old. A lot can happen in 11 months!

Okay, I’ve been ignoring all the anons about this subject, but here we go (it’s gonna be long).

You’re right, a lot of things can happen even in one day, but I think it’s naive basing our belief only on rumours or receipts, because anyone could say anything (unless this person is someone we really trust and know for sure knows something). It’s subjective, you know?

But I believe they’re still together for a lot of reasons, things that no one said, things that I can see. And I’m gonna mention only some of them:

  • The two weeks rule is still a thing
  • Sweet Creature is a thing (Have you read the lyrics, anon? Have you seen the way he sings it?)
  • Just Like You lyrics video and all the hints in it (George Michael’s story?)
  • They’re always MIA at the same time
  • They always pop up at the same time
  • Their family and friends are linked to each other, somehow (Gemma, Lottie, Lou, Antonio, their bands)
  • Their family and friends keep liking things about them (Waseem, Antonio, Clare liked some Louis’ pics from his The Observer photoshoot, for example, and Steve liked Harry’s post about his album, as well as Bebe kept talking about Harry)
  • Harry constantly mentions Still The One
  • The public separation and difference between them is pushed so hard
  • Their interaction on social media doesn’t exist, despite the fact they’re both under Sony
  • They’re both under Sony. Only the two of them
  • Their promo never happens at the same time
  • Louis had the proudest and fondest smile while talking about Harry acting in Dunkirk and saying the beautiful things Nolan said about him
  • They both interact with Larries (Harry, who doesn’t use twitter very often, followed two Larries today) and I don’t think they would do it if they had broken up. I mean, why encouraging them?
  • Louis took a day off promo for Harry’s birthday
  • Harry was in serious difficulty when they asked if Sweet Creature was about Louis and he said “I think the fun thing in music is you get to write a song and that’s all that you want to say on it and you don’t necessarily have to explain it much more than that. But I think if you really listen to the lyrics, I think you can work out whether it’s about that or not and I’d lean towards no”. Why should it be fun when people speculate about a song saying it’s about his ex? Why saying that we can get who the song is about if he said “And I’d lean towards no” then?  Why not saying just “No, that’s funny, but no”? Why being so uncofomrtable? And, again, have you read the lyrics, anon? Have you seen the way he sings it?
  • The way Harry looked at the footage of One Direction singing Little Things (a performance where the spouses serenaded to each other) when he was on the Quotidien
  • They’ve always been there when they needed each other during difficult times
  • The black and white pic on Louis’ instagram is clearly taken by Harry, look at the pics he took in 2014/2015
  • Louis wrote ‘Home’ for three times when a fan asked him to write something random for her

And a lot of other things I won’t say because, anon, I’m not here to convince you, if this is what you’re looking for. These things had happened until two days ago. They always happen.
As for me, I believe they’re still together, nothing has made me think they may have broken up.

I’m still here, larrying

Briana Lays Down The Law (source Heat mag, UK)

Heat magazine has the original print article that is now rehashed on CelebsNow online. I’ll put the main point first before the article itself which includes the quotes from Luke Poole. This is a 2 page with a whole page of Briana with Freddie - last pink cap pap trip.The main essence is her laying down the law with rules for Eleanor (and looks like a heads up to us on what we can expect)

BRIANA’S BABY RULES!

ELEANOR’S NOT ALLOWED TO:

FEATURE FREDDIE ON HER INSTA POSTS

ACT LIKE SHE’S FREDDIE’S MUM

BABYSIT FREDDIE WHEN LOUIS ISN’T AROUND

POSE FOR PHOTOSHOOTS WITH LOUIS AND FREDDIE

JOIN IN SOCIAL MEDIA PICS WITH LOUIS AND FREDDIE

Article:

“Briana wanted to get back with Louis”

But then the 1D star got back with another ex, says her mate

Is there anything more complicated than Louis Tomlinson’s love life? The One Direction star dumped long term girlfriend Eleanor Calder back in March 2015, announced he was having a baby with stylist Briana Jungwirth in July that year, started dating The Originals actress Danielle Campbell five months later, became a father in January 2016, split with Danielle in January this year and, just weeks later, hooked back up with original girlfriend Eleanor. All caught up now?

Well, it just got a whole lot more complicated, as Briana’s friend Luke Poole tells heat that Briana wanted Louis back earlier this year - and had no idea he was reuniting with fashion blogger Eleanor. When Danielle and Louis broke up, Luke says, “I think that maybe, for a second, she did [hope they’d get closer].” But Briana was blindsided when Louis got back with Eleanor - as revealed in heat last week - with Luke confirming, “I don’t think she knew about that at first.” When we asked if it’d be hard to compete with Eleanor, who Louis dated for three and a half years, Luke simply answered, “I don’t think it’s ever going to get to that level where they get back together now.”

When Louis was dating actress Danielle, there were a few issues - with Briana tweeting, “You can pretend all you want but you will NEVER be my baby son’s mother”, and insiders told heat that she’d banned Danielle from even holding baby Freddie. And Luke, who speaks to Briana regularly - says that to avoid any problems with the new relationship, there are definite ground rules around Eleanor’s contact with the baby. “Louis and Briana are getting along right now, and everything is going well,” he says, but adds that Eleanor’s off babysitting duty for now. “Freddie wouldn’t be allowed to stay with the new girlfriend unless Louis was there too.”

Luke goes on to say that photos of Eleanor acting like Freddie’s mum or putting baby pics on her Instagram wouldn’t be OK, and it would be an issue if “they [Louis, Eleanor and Freddie] posted a picture together.” Official photoshoots are out, too, but Luke adds, “I don’t think Louis would do that, I don’t think he is trying to step on anybody’s toes. At this point, everyone is just coping with the situation.” Of course, they all want to get along for Freddie’s sake. However, as Luke ominously says, “Anything can change; there’s always the possibility it could be more confrontational.” 

Luke says that Briana hasn’t met Eleanor yet, but she wants to. “I definitely think so, because I’m sure if [Eleanor] is going to be around Louis, then the kid will be around her. Briana is protective, and she is definitely going to want to know her. They will definitely have to meet, for sure.” But it’s not going to be a comfortable meeting - after all, there wasn’t much of a break between the split with Eleanor and Louis meeting Briana. “It may be awkward,” Luke tells us. “It will be awkward for Eleanor, not Briana as much.”

We’re going to guess that it’ll be more awkward for Louis, to be honest. Good luck everyone.

I didn’t include the pics - big pic of pink cap Briana and Freddie plus a small pic from pap shoot, the infamous This one’s for the Sun pic, pic of Briana and Luke, and one old pic of Lousi and Eleanor (Louis in striped top and Eleanor in white blouse)

Source: Heat Magazine 28th Feb 2017

I had a great Saturday at Birmingham Collectormania hanging out with @awesomelesbiansurgeon and @room-2o3, and meeting this special bean:

(no Jemma, holding the mic to your ear does not, in fact, help you hear the questions, but thanks for being so cute.)

Anyway, nothing special here but I’m just writing things down for my own benefit while I still remember something. This post is basically just me rambling for far too long.

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“Daddy, im done with my photoshoot can you pic me up?”

“Yes boi, I’ll bing the car around. Get in the back seat with me, James is chauffeuring me around.”

“Um, Daddy, can I suck you off when you come, i havent since this morning since i blew your morning wood, its been hours.”

I just smerked at tghe text message, Alen, his real name I made him forget, because I hated it. Was such a good boy and money maker for me. Twenty three years only. He ran away from home the day after his 18th, thinking that he could live on his own without anyone and possibly survive. After three weeks of homelessness I found him, took him in, and hypnotized him the moment he came in. After years of brainwashing he is now just a toy for me, but when I think about he’s probably better off than the way he would have been going before. He’s heathy, hot, and had a great sex life. Mainly because I made it that way.

“I dont know boi. Ive shot a lot of loads today, put two in you this morning, I fucked my intern at lunch, and James blew me when he picked me up.”

Please Daddy. I worked out and did my ass routine this morning, you know that makes me horny.

The car pulled up, and he got in. I grabed his soft smooth ass and my dick shot up. “Fine boi. But dont make me cum. Im fucking you at home”

His mind was already gone, just touching his ass was a trigger.

anonymous asked:

Have you ever have a doubt bout kaisoo ?

Ngl, I have. 

It was around this time last year.. At the end of february I heard some rumors, that later dispatch “confirmed” on 4/1. I wasn’t shocked on 4/1.. I was just waiting for it. And I guess that’s the only time I’ve seriously had doubts?? 

But then I started to put 2 and 2 together. And just.. how convenient it all was. Rumors about a gay couple that would cause a ripple in the industry, the fact that kxk always have been paired together by sm, it was a relationship “too good to be true” tbh, and couples don’t have photoshoots before being revealed lol xD and the dispatch pics xD I mean c’mon, they look like a photoshoot too, and they’re not coherent at all (I could go on and on about those pics being weird btw) but yeah, Ji’s miserable face says a lot in those pics too lol. But then we also got the looks that ji sent ks during their performance that same day, the fact that ks had tears in his eyes (can’t fake that), the insider information from 2012 that confirmed that kxk would one day be paired together. 

And then I just thought about kd, that was honestly the biggest thing that made me realize that it was bullshit, and that I shouldn’t have doubts. They have so much love and chemistry, it’s BEYOND that of two bros. Bros don’t act the way they do. I know ppl get triggered when you mention jealousy, but seriously ji gets so obviously jealous at times (soo too) that it would be so weird if they were only bros!? The looks they share are LOADED!! Sometimes I feel like we’re witnessing things that we shouldn’t be seeing ya know? Don’t even get me started on the jagi thing (or the fact that sm pretty much confirmed it when they had xiu_chen play around with jagi during their showcase a year after, right around the time when the jagi vid had resurfaced)…. And i’ve only heard ji call one person jagi and it’s not his official “gf” so.. >_>

I could go on and on about this. My love for kaisoo is strong and I believe in them more than anything. There’s so much adoration, respect and love between them. Although I’ve had my doubts, they haven’t lasted long. And during my 5 years in shipping/supporting them, I haven’t left them once!!! I know they mean the world to the other <3 so that’s why they mean the world to me :’) 

Seaside Supermodels - F!Reader x Prompto

No real warning for this one, just a deliciously smutty photoshoot featuring our favorite shutterbug. Have at it! ;)

Sunlight flittered through the Elm trees above you, their leaves crunching underneath your feet as you joined Prompto in hiking to Cape Caem’s rocky edge. Another project had consumed him in the middle of the night. He was restless, fidgeting in his sleeping bag as all the little details pried his eyes open, unrelenting in their importance and necessity. You were at the forefront of his mind, in a coverup that whipped around your curves at the whim of the fickle beachy winds. You were a beautiful muse, and he loved painting you into the scenery of his thoughts and desires and art. He begged you to join him when you had woken up, eyes still dusted with sleep.

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anonymous asked:

I feel kind of embarrassed asking this, but I am an MJ fan and I never fully understood his vitiligo. I know he didn't bleach his skin, so how did he become lighter each era? Did he just let the vitiligo take over??

“Did he just let the vitiligo take over?”

You ask that as if vitiligo was something he could control. It was not. He had no choice but to let it take over.

How did he become lighter each era?

The vitiligo started to intensify during Thriller era (though it could be seen  during the Off The Wall era too). 


Behind the scenes of Captain EO (1985-86), he’s rehearsing without makeup and you can see huge blotches on his face (can’t find video of it rn but here’s a pic where it’s on his hands)


Then we get to Bad era (1987), and his skin got a lighter still. His vitiligo was a gradual thing, that made him lighter over time. The reason people during that time thought he “all of a sudden” got lighter is because 1) Michael never publicly said anything about his disease and 2) quite simply put, the man wore makeup to cover what would have made those people realize he had something wrong with his skin: the blotches. Also 3) though Vitiligo was attacking his face during OTW/Thriller era, it did not fully cover his entire face. But you could tell it was starting to cover his entire face in late 1984, basically when Say Say Say was being filmed (and even before Say Say Say was filmed). In fact you could tell because his makeup looked a little funny

(a.k.a. He was trying to cover the vitiligo using darker makeup—which didn’t work in the end and brings us to why he was so light-skinned in BAD (1987). It was because in BAD and Captain EO, he finally realized he could no longer use darker makeup and had to use makeup that matched his Vitiligo progression at the time).

If you’re covering up the blotches with makeup every time you’re out in public, without explaining what’s happening to you, you get what MJ got: people assuming that he either just became light-skinned out of the blue, or assuming that he bleached his skin. So between 1982 to 1987, which is 6 years of Vitiligo progression, MJ went from this

to this


Then at the VERY start of the Dangerous era (when he was still recording for the album), it progressed further. In The Dilip Mehta photoshoot (early 1991), Michael still looked like he did during Bad era.

But between the period of that photoshoot and when the video for Black or White came out (late 1991), the vitiligo progressed a LOT.

The Dilip Mehta photoshoot was done in January of 1991. The video for Black or White was shown in November of 1991 (and filmed a few months before that). That’s 9 to 10 months of Michael’s skin getting lighter because of Vitiligo. 9 to 10 months of Vitiligo further attacking his face and hands with blotches.


The rest of Michael’s Dangerous era videos were released in 1992, like Remember The Time (filmed in January of 1992; shown to the public in February of 1992). Again, that’s 3 to 4 months of the Vitiligo progressing more. 

(obviously he’s wearing makeup here, but without makeup this is what was really going on in 1992):


Essentially, I’m trying to get you to understand that Vitiligo is a progressive disease, that usually shows up in a person’s childhood as very small, unnoticeable blotches, then gradually progresses into bigger blotches and a much more noticeable and lighter complexion. And Michael was so embarrassed by this disease he had that not only did he wear makeup to cover it, but he also forever wore long sleeved shirts and long pants to hide all the blotches that were slowly but surely taking over his body.

With all that being said, what we got was his skin appearing porcelain in appearance toward the end of his life. 

So yes, he got lighter year after year after year because of the disease he had. Here’s a final look at what I’m trying to get at.

MJ in 1977:

MJ in 1987:

MJ in 1997:

MJ in 2007:

That’s 10 years in between photos and 40 years overall that Vitiligo was gradually taking over MJ’s body, turning his skin tone from brown to porcelain white (don’t get that confused with the skin tone of actual white people). 40+ Years of blocthes, various discolorations and him covering it up with makeup

HannibalCon RDC3 - day 2: personal recap

Day2: Hopefully with a few less spelling and typing errors (sorry!).

So my inner clock woke me again at 5:30, making me extremely grateful that I actually went to my room, bathtub and bed yesterday evening after the truly astonishing, hilarious and fantastic FannibalMusical and the equally awesome Cosplay contest. My voice was nearly gone from all the squealing and whistling and cheering on :). More of that later.

The hotel has english breakfast, which is yummy but I truly can’t quite stomach it on not enough sleep so I stuck to croissant with fruit which is also quite alright^^.
My first stop for the day was for my photoshoot with Aaron and Scott and I asked them to do bunny ears on me and I LOVE how their expressions turned out^^.
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They are both very sweet and kind and it has been my honor to meet them here, hopefully will happen again (damn, I’m getting emotional and there is still one whole day ahead, geez).

Anyway, small break after that, got my additional autograph vouchers and then went back to queue for Hugh. Probably the longest and fastest building queue…. ^^. They went through the queue to get to the room for the group photo (which I didn’t take) and you know, it’s something you have to say for Starfury: they’re “near”. Meaning, they don’t just show up for two minutes of stage time and then get escorted back by heavy security as in other cons, but they’re actually there, walking around. Of course they retreat after the various shoots and panels but they don’t get hid away in a sense. You get to walk by Hugh Dancy in a corridor on chance. They walk right through the crowd to the shoot. They sit next at the table to you or at the contest at a table just over there. It’s…. intimate :P. And very very precious and appreciated. There is like a feedback loop of energy that will buffet you for the days there, and, from experience, for the months to come.

Anyway, I have to say Demore’s calming me down the evening prior had helped and of course having seen them up close before I wasn’t -quite- as nervous as at the last con anymore for the photos. Still ran little circles into the carpet and probably drove everybody around me nuts. I’m sorry guys (whoever stood around me).
Hugh did something close to what Eddie Izzard did, he greeted you (with a smile) and then offered you an open embrace. I know other people asked for various poses (and got them, he said at the panel he even picked someone up^^ (which he apparently shouldn’t have^^)), but honestly, that posing was just fine with me. I mean, I got to embrace Hugh?^^
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Just noticing that you can’t see my hand which was around his back and very lightly on his waist. Well you all know he is built from The Path. Just sayin’.
I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and ‘I love your shirt’. Which is so nice because these little comments aren’t prompted. And I love that the smile reaches his eyes. I think / hope he had a fantastic time this weekend, as we all did (imho).

I had to go right to the next queue for Bryan and Bryan + Demore next. And you know Bryan probably had the time of his life (bless him). I asked him for a hug and I got a really tight one - not for the camera. *sniff* He asked how much I’d slept and laughed when I said 'not much, 3h’. Got another hug for the camera. It must have been hell for his back because he bent down and went slightly low with his legs all the time but… look at it.^^

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He is taller than Hugh^^. Thank you, Bryan. I hate myself in here but I remember the feeling and that is the bestest ^^.

Just a few minutes later was the pic with Bryan and Demore and I asked them for bunny ears as well and look. At. Their. Faces. *g*


I love^^.

(Pics here: https://twitter.com/allionne/status/835483248990044160 and https://twitter.com/allionne/status/835497370846695424)


I went to the main hall after since Aarons and Scotts panel was up (Hughs and Bryans signing was moved through sheer fannibal queuing force^^ (another thing, Starfury does not cut the lines and I’m grateful for that… it just might take longer and things might get moved around a bit. I heard from the SDCC? that they cut the autograph lines for Hugh there and… imagine that. That sucks.)
You can see the pics from the panel (you may take photos as you wish, but no filming) on twitter. It was -hilarious-. I mean, even Martha commented on it^^. Somebody brought Hannibals collar from Digestivo and “Margot” had a riding crop and… well. There were high heels involved as well and Aaron lost it on stage.
Just…. read through the tag. They reaaaaallly love to play off each other. God I hope we get more of team Sassy Science.

I admit I skipped Ellens and Demores talk after that because I needed food. We went over to the unhealthy but cheaper option and collected our autograph items for later. Hughs and Bryans panel was next. Only…. Bryan was still busy and so Hugh did the panel alone for the most part. And I think he was a bit … not reserved exactly but careful as to how he phrased things? He did have a lot of fun though I think, some of it made him laugh in earnest and blush :P. He gives very honest and deep answers and that is fascinating to witness. Also, yes, his face is that mobile and it is astonishing^^. I had to go and queue for autographs close to the supposed end, I learned later that I just missed Bryan (though I did hear the cheering and surmised as much) and well. Go and read the tag. Bryan apparently almost opened the thing with telling everyone that Will&Hannibal would switch. And appently nobody even really asked the topping/bottoming question *g*. Anyway, I’m told it was a blast and that Hugh really was a bit relieved and Bryan called Hugh his crutch and that Will would stay part of Hannibal. They will give another panel today and I. Cannot. Wait.

Signing was very nice and relaxed, I had he ad signed and I had to grin a lot when I saw that they had put Scott and Aaron on opposite sides of the line….. LOL.
Anyway, went and collected photos inbetween and then went to the lobby to distribute more badges to their owner. At least I managed 3 (yay!) Also got to meet the lovely @vourer (Twitter) and I got my art book from @hanniwill (so beautiful!).
Went to my room for an aspirin and a breather and then queued early in front of the door to the main hall because I wanted a seat at a table in front (and got it, yay!).

The Hannibal musical was a riot, as mentioned before. And the booklet is extremely beautiful, made up with art and pics of the performers and I was so happy when 'they’ joined and watched as well, and I think they had the time of their lives as well. Or I hope so, because we did^^. Hugh blushed with the final scene^^. (They were in my direct left side line of vision when I watched the stage, I ended up holding up my arm the whole time because I got distracted watching them^^^).

Kudos to all those that made that happen, what a highlight.

Cosplay contest was another one, topped off by Bryan coming in with -his- Hannibal suit (you know the red black one) and Hugh in pyjamas, slippers and Masons blue robe. Thank you gods^^. The cosplays were diverse and hilarious at times (Funko pop hawaiian murder husbands!!) but Kay blew them away with her Mason makeup. And yes, it was…. whoa. ^^

We sang happy birthday for Demore and I think he was really moved. Precious.


I went to bathtub and bed after that because my inner clock sucks and I wanted to be able to be fit “enough” for the next day… because there’s still one photoshoot coming up… Bryan and Hugh. *giddy* And their autographs^^. And panels.

And lots of tears tonight.