i know he talks to a lot of ppl on twitter but

yamchathedestroyer  asked:

Introduce me to kpop. What is a BTS.

where to start omg

ok well basically BTS (bangtan sonyeondan) is this group of 7 korean boys who make dope music and they’re basically a family (jin = mom, namjoon = dad, suga = uncle, jhope = aunt and the 3 youngest are the kids) and they debuted in june 2013. since then they’ve gotten HUGEE both in korea & internationally and this fandom is called ARMY and lemme warn u, once u join it’s pretty much a life sentence :’)

Originally posted by bang-tan

if u wanna get to know the members here’s a very brief intro:

Rap Monster (Kim Namjoon):

Originally posted by taestylips

  • leader
  • producer & writer of a lot of their songs
  • Bang PD (CEO of BigHit, their company) said he created BTS because of namjoon 
  • so without him there wouldn’t have been bts ugh my heart has so much room for namjoon
  • ANYWAY. HE’S SUPER TALENTED AND HE’S ONLY 22, released a mixtape titled “RM” that got on the Top 50 Hip Hop Albums of 2015 by US SPIN which is amazing (you should take a listen)
  • known to break things he touches
  • is actually very soft and nerdy on days when he’s not Rap Monster aka spitting pure fire into the mic on stage
  • part of the 2 man No Dance Line with Jin (but honestly both of them are way better dancers than u and i will ever be)
  • posts outfit of the day pics on twitter with hashtag #KimDaily

Jin (Kim Seokjin):

Originally posted by bts0726

  • oldest member, born in 1992
  • GORGEOUS, BEAUTIFUL AND FLAWLESS (AND HE KNOWS IT)
  • #CONFIDENCEGOALS
  • became trending as #cardoorguy after he walked out of their car to walk the red carpet in 2015 melon music awards because ppl wanted to know who this handsome bastard was
  • cooks for the other members :’) thus the nickname of being the mom in the group
  • likes the nickname of Pink Princess fans gave him
  • does mukbang shows called Eat Jin where he literally just eats food and gets super excited about it
  • voice of an angel
  • studies acting in university
  • the only one who can put suga in his place

Suga (Min Yoongi)

Originally posted by bwiseoks

  • one of the 3 talented rappers of the group
  • released his mixtape this year “Agust D” (give it a listen) that literally slayed us all
  • struggled in his trainee days and talks about it in his mixtape
  • second oldest, born in 1993
  • not the most talkative but will be savage af when needs to be 
  • aka doesn’t take anyone’s shit
  • also produces and writes their songs
  • his hair color changes like every single era but he somehow pulls off all of them???
  • has a tough exterior but is a soft ball of love past it :’)

J-hope (Jung Hoseok)

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

  • other half of 94 line
  • LITERAL BALL OF SUNSHINE WITH A BRIGHT PERSONALITY THAT LIGHTS UP ANY ROOM HE WALKS IN
  • DANCING MACHINEEEE HOLY SHIT if you watch his “Hope on the street” videos on their v app channel or any bts performance video you’ll see what i mean
  • helps the other members with choreo
  • used to be a street performer before BTS. learned rapping after he joined and he’s hella good at it (listen to his track 1 verse)
  • when will bighit release his forehead again
  • loudest of all of them lmao

JImin (Park Jimin)

Originally posted by jimineh

  • the other half of 95z 
  • (the reason why i got into bts)
  • amazing dancer
  • his vocal skills are also 10/10, hits them high notes as precisely as he hits the choreo
  • I WILL NEVER BE OVER HIS THIC THIGHS #thicthighssavelives
  • a selfless cinnabon, too pure for this world. puts the members before himself, always. it kills me how much he loves them. like he will tweet the most supportive things, is the photographer of #kimdaily and always praises them before himself ughhhhhhhhhh my heart
  • perfectionist
  • his solo song Lies did really well, ranked #2 after their title track on melon charts
  • smol bean

V (Kim Taehyung)

Originally posted by hellosarang

  • other half of 95z (btw if you want to know more about 95z or the other ships, that will have to be another post because i have A LOT to say about them)
  • HAVE U EVER SEEN A HUMAN LOOK SO ANIME THO??? 
  • listen to his deep voice to understand how wonderful of a singer he is
  • actor!!! going to debut in his upcoming drama Hwarang soon :’) 
  • cutie with a soft spot for dogs, his late grandma, babies, and jimin
  • very kind hearted and pure soul
  • rude af on stage tho (if you saw the taejin moment during MAMA u know what i mean)

Jungkook (Jeon Jeongguk)

Originally posted by baebsaes

  • maknae (youngest member), born in 1997 but does not act like it at all
  • nicknamed ‘golden maknae’ cause he can do literally everything and do them well (even bowling)
  • talented af. triple threat (sings, dances and raps)
  • his hyungs all dote on him so much :’)
  • its moving how much he quietly cares for them (his solo song Begin was written based on how he felt like the other members raised him since he joined kpop industry at such a young age and that meant being away from home since he was like 14)
  • MEGA EXTRA. SO FUCKING EXTRA WITH EVERYTHING 
  • has a thing for plain tees
  • has one celeb friend, yugeom from got7 :’)
  • a walking human meme 

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE FEEL FREE TO MSG!! hope this helps

modern soc au

inej: 

  • loves to dance !!! esp ballet but she can dance to whatever tbfh, she’s that good 
  • likes to wear caps, esp backwards. really loves bomber jackets too. 
  • has a couple, small tattoos dedicated to her saints 
  • is that one kid who loves to do parkour (both ironically and unironically) for instance is really good at it but sometimes just yells PARKOUR and steps over a rock
  • usually found eating lunch with her pals on the roof of the school 
  • is amazing at hide and seek like holy fuck ????? hid for 2 hours once and wasn’t found, came back the next day and was like “y'all losers SUCK" 
  • loves to study other people’s cultures, as well as history and is great as p.e (never has gotten a bad grade in the flexibility tests) 
  • likes to read poem books 
  • has a black cat as a pet named “saint" 
  • pronounced meme as "mehmeh” the first time she read it 
  • only has snapchat and instagram. is that kid who ALWAYS posts the sunset every day, esp from weird/high places and the comments are always “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET UP THERE" 
  • cried the most during fox and the hound 
  • always braiding nina’s hair. Knows how to do all the super advanced onces as well
  • "I don’t know, CAN YOU?" 
  •  the best one at pushing people on the swings 
  • AMAZING AT JUST DANCE WITH JESPER 
  • "sorry I ran out of fucks to give try again later maybe?" 
  • gives the nicest presents. always knows what a person wants for christmas/their birthday 
  • the one who’s really into photography and is always taking aesthetic™ pics of Nina for her social media accounts 
  • Prefers tea over coffee

wylan:

  • bullied for not being able to read (at least up until high school), so is super shy 
  • loves drawing. the artistic™ one who takes anatomy to be able to draw people better 
  • MASTER FLUTE MUSICIAN. On the school band. Jams hard af when he plays it 
  • is in gem math and AP chem with kuwei. 
  • loves sweet. addicted to blue jolly ranchers. his tongue is always blue 
  • constantly pushing up his thick rimmed glasses (even if they ain’t on, which causes him to poke his eye)
  • looooves all the superhero shows on the CW 
  • V neck sweaters. always
  • always has his trusty satchel
  • only has tumblr. has like 10k followers because of his artwork. 
  • ”‘illuminati’ ? is that a band?“ 
  • cat person even though he’s allergic to cat fur. absolutely adores inej’s cat. settles for owning a horned lizard named "shrek" 
  • secretly a huge fan of memes 
  • really gay for tom holland and ed sheeran (calls him "ginger Jesus”) 
  • gamer with jesper. they always play overwatch together, wylans better tho. a genji and Ana main 
  • cried the most during big hero six 
  • wylan, with blank eyes: “I like my coffee how I like my men” // jesper: *spits out his drink* 

matthias: 

  • sports fan obv. On the schools hockey team bc his fav is hockey. is extremely competitive when he plays it. Is constantly checking but never gets penalties (aka slamming the other players against the walls)
  • played basketball against jesper and surprisingly lost. jesper won’t let it go 
  • dog person. owns a pet pomsky (Pomeranian-husky) with nina who’s name is “bub" 
  • “long hair don’t care”draws inspiration from Harry styles 
  • really philosophical. takes all the philosophy/ethics classes available 
  • kind of sounds like Thor (thick and deep accent) 
  • a good™
  • "you’re all horrible trash”
  • “do we really have to be doing this now? I have to finish my homework" 
  • loves baking. bakes everything for the love of his life 
  • grey sweatshirts and adidas shoes 
  • wears contacts Because he hates how glasses look on him. only wears them when he’s home 
  • oblivious to all the women in love with him
  • "CAN YOU EVEN LIFT BRO? BECAUSE I SURE AS FRICK CAN” (doesn’t curse) 
  • real 👍🏻🤘🏻👌🏻life🤰🏻👼🏻🌱student📚✂️✏️athelete🏃🏼🥇🏆🥅🏒
  • has Facebook and Twitter only
  • cried the most during bambi and dumbo 
  • little spoon™ 
  • has a couple tattoos with very deep meanings

jesper: 

  • dancer with inej. dances like those ppl who look like robots ??? the ones who look like they freeze parts of their body while the others move. AMAZING at it 
  • loves jazz but also dubstep/edm and rap/r&b. Beyoncé is MOM/QUEEN. 
  • sometimes djs parties 
  • again, huge gamer with wylan. he’s a lucio and junkrat main for overwatch. loves like every video game ever 
  • loves all the marvel movies, in love with black panther (was team cap) 
  • dresses like a hipster but also sometimes a fuck boy (tank tops and shorts with a backwards cap style) 
  • favorite subject is business and debate. great negotiator 
  • cried the most during the lion king 
  • A+ cosplayer (especially his lucio cosplay) 
  • big supporter of human rights (LGBTA+, feminist, black lives matter, poc representation). Will LITERALLY get into fights over anyone who thinks otherwise. Fist fights, always supported by Kaz and Matthias. Got suspended for 3 days for breaking a kids nose who thought LGBTA+ people should **** ** ****) 
  • that one kid who has 50 fidget spinners and can do cool tricks with them. also manages to sell all of them 
  • skateboard pro™ 
  • always sends the blinking face meme, even if it’s out of context 
  • all the social medias. 
  • one tattoo only of a gun with a ‘bang’ flag coming out of it 

nina: 

  •  PROFESSIONAL👏🏻 MAKE 👏🏻 UP 👏🏻 ARTISTS 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 HAS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF FOLLOWERS ON HER INSTAGRAM AND THE SAME FOR HER YOUTUBE CHANNEL 
  • Speaking of YouTube, she always does cute videos. Baking/cooking tutorial videos featuring Matthias, 'i do my boyfriends makeup’, 'my boyfriend does my makeup’, 'my boyfriend buys my makeup’, does make up tutorials obviously, challenges with her best friend inej like the 'whisper challenge’. everyone loves her and says her and Matthias are their otp 
  • loves fashion design, takes that class. 
  • loves horror movies/creepy things but also Disney 
  • great at roller skating 
  • always wins the best dressed awards ad school 
  • also huge fan of ed sheeran. loves little mix more than 5h. 
  • cried the most during 'up' 
  • Can speak like 4 languages (English, french, Latin and spanish) 
  • loves traveling and learning about new cultures too 
  • dancer!inej’s biggest fan and hockey!matthias’ biggest fan 
  • always breaks snapchat streaks 
  • likes to (friendly) debate with jesper, especially over stupid things 
  • amazing with kids. babysits all the time. calls “bub” (the dog) her and matthias’ baby 
  • big spoon™ 
  • notes are so fucking pretty. buys the most expensive stationary and notebooks 
  • also huge supporter of human rights. runs the feminist club. (Jesper is the Vice President) stresses loving yourself and your body, and makes sure to design comfortable yet GORGEOUS clothes for “"plus sized people”“ 
  • wins 'dynamic duo’ award with inej 
  • always eating lollipops 
  • has a few very small tatos of cute things like roses and crowns. has one quote written in cursive on her rib

kaz: 

  • prefers black coffee as well 
  • loves crime shows, whether they’re real or fake. for instance loves both 'Dateline’ and 'Criminal Minds’ also loves 'House’
  •  favorite class is psychology, learning how a person thinks and acts and feels
  • has the dregs tattoo on his arm * edge lord 9000™ * such a drama queen and diva like damn 
  • *deep sigh* "I think I’d rather go take a nap” *gets up and leaves* 
  • also loves computer science. knows how to hack shit like a pro 
  • always rough housing with jesper. broke a table once 
  • does walk with a cane. likes to slap matthias’ ass with it 
  • “bow down you fucking peasants" 
  • only types in lower case with 0 emojis and no punctuation marks. CONSTANTLY leaves people on read 
  • only has Twitter and snapchat. His posts on snapchat never have captions, yet somehow has a 200 day streak with Jesper and a 250 day streak with inej 
  • loves watching horror movies with nina 
  •  *in a fight* "oh I’ll sHOW YOU SOME DIRTY HANDS” *swings* 
  • gets second place for best dressed award 
  • always sending memes with no context in their group chat, as well as vines 
  • indie and alternative rock fan 
  • “does it look like I care because I’m sorry if it does I didn’t mean to give you that impression" 
  • head over heels for inej Ghafa like wow 
  • likes to read a lot of mystery books and non fiction books 
  • cried the most during finding dory 
  • can solve a Rubik’s cube under a minute and won’t let you forget it 
  • The one asshole who picks either Kirby or metaknight in super smash brothers brawl
  •  hates seeing the notification bubble so he always has all chats muted and notifications turned off for apps 
  • kiss ass to all the teachers to get them A’s

Kuwei: 

  • SCIENCE NERD. ALWAYS singing the bill nye theme song. Loves ASAPScience on YouTube. Master at chemistry and biology 
  • "hey did u know bill nye is, like, my dad" 
  • nina treats him like a baby 
  • loves everything to do with Star Wars while wylan loves star trek more. Fighting ensues. 
  • has a pet Siamese cat name sparky 
  • Used to have a huge crush on jesper and everyone knew it except jesper. 
  • knows the intro to the bee movie ("according to all known laws of aviation-”)
  •  jesper in the group chat: “gonna go shower be right back” // kuwei: “without me ;)?” // wylan: “KUWEI SWEAR TO FUCK” // kaz: “watch your fucking language wylan" 
  • obsessed with Pokémon go even if it died out (chose team instinct) 
  • "fight me on this" 
  • has Twitter, snapchat and instagram 
  • Always drinking ginger ale 
  • master at bop it 
  • the one kid who always forgets to pay you back for stuff 
  • is also into the CW super hero shows, so him and wylan are constantly talking about it 
  • loves cartoons and anime 
  • speaks fluent fuckboy 
  • God awful at comebacks 
  • "let’s take a selfie guys !!!” // “kuwei no-” // *snapshot sound* 
  • talks !!! Like !! This !!!! for,,, some reason ???????? 
  • huge nerd for other things too like lord of the rings and Harry Potter and game of thrones 
  • cried the most during inside out
  •  "do you think planes are scared of heights?“ // "for fucks same kuwei it’s 4am”

anonymous asked:

random question but why do a lot of people claim twenty one pilots are homophobic?

on the day the scotus ruled that same sex marriage was now legal in the us, lots of celebrities tweeted “#lovewins” or something short of the sort. neither tyler nor josh were active on twitter that day, which i think is kinda par for the course for them since they dont usually post a lot. so people started to get curious and pester them when no hashtag or whatever was posted. they got lots of hounding for their silence

and then tyler posted this:

and people freaked out because they interpreted it as homophobic, bc he talked abt “not being strong enough” to “carry weight” - they interpreted it as him not caring at all abt lgbt rights. but i think its clear here that tyler is not intending to be homophobic. he is condemning the fact that celebrities are emptily tweeting “#lovewins” and nothing else - its like “here lemme tweet this hashtag real quick to virtue signal on social media while not actually doing anything to support lgbt ppl.” thats what tyler doesnt approve of. also, hes clearly supportive of the scotus decision. “any day where love defeats hate” - that really doesnt sound like the descriptor that a homophobe would use. 

also heres a wild idea,,, a Krazy Koncept™,,, u can celebrate and support something without posting abt it on social media??? im p sure i didnt post anything abt it that day, and im literally gay

so thats why he didnt tweet something short and empty. but he also makes it clear that he didnt relaly know what to say. bc he doesnt have as much experience talking abt lgbt stuff as he does with, like, mental illness and the like. he acknowledges that as a straight (unfortunately…he cant marry me) person, he isnt really familiar w lgbt issues and how to talk abt them. hes saying that he would rather tweet something that means more than just a hashtag, but he is not sure what he would say. and yeah the wording was a little weird. but hes basically saying that hes growing and changing and has a lot to learn. which is a good thing for people to acknowledge. 

also, this doesnt really look like something a homophobe would post:

and tyler and josh have expressed support for lgbt fans before! they stated in a 2014 ish interview that one of the most meaningful and memorable fan moments they had was that a fan came up to them with his family and dcame out as gay for the first time. and that it was incredible for them to be there to witness it and give him the courage to come out. thats like. wow. so i think ppl accusing tyler and josh of homophobia are jumping to some incredible conclusions

(p.s. ive almost never met a straight tøp fan,,, you would think a homophobic band wouldnt have a fandom thats like 90% lgbt+)

anonymous asked:

Apparently there's already some controversy regarding the new Sleepless Night video. Any thoughts? Do you think it's appropriate for others to speculate this video as a staged attempt at damage control (for Dan's liveshow I'm assuming)? Or is this getting out of hand and considered a breach in their privacy if this actually is a boundary they're trying to reestablish through the video?

here are my thoughts in summary: 

1. it’s not a stretch by any means to imagine phil made this video as a response to the things that were spotted in dan’s live show. maybe not, it’s impossible for us to know, but it’s not unreasonable to think that, because a lot of the speculation was happening in their main tumblr tags and their twitter mentions, and we know they regularly check all of those. 

2. if he did in fact make this video as a response to all of the theorizing then it does seem like they would like their sleeping situation and bedroom situation to remain ambiguous on face. that’s not anything new, that’s the way things have always been. what it does do, at least for me, is raise questions about whether the things dan let us see last tuesday weren’t meant to be seen. perhaps he truly made a mistake, and if that makes anyone feel anything but sad on their behalf idk what to tell you. dnp are fully at liberty to go to whatever lengths they need to maintain their privacy and protect what is important to them. i don’t view any amount of ‘staging’ or stretching of truths as being insincere or inauthentic when the objective is self-preservation and protection. 

3. there is nothing wrong with speculating about phil’s reasoning in making this video. we’re people who watch phil and are utilizing the information he has given us and the information dan gave us last week to come to certain conclusions or at least discuss possible explanations for their behavior. that’s not immoral or invasive. it’s just discussion, it’s what keeps fandom going, it’s what keeps dnp in a job. 

4. in fact i’d go so far as to say that all of the posts today about how dramatic and invasive the fandom is are a little unnecessary and over the top. there’s nothing new about people discussing dnp’s sleeping situation. bedgate has been a tag on my blog for months. it’s been a conversation over and over and over again since dnp have lived together. there was the tour bus last year, the australia ditl, the japan ditl the year before. phil himself weighed in on that last one. it’s a never-ending conversation (to the point that it’s almost boring lol). in the case of this week’s bedroom conversations, people were reacting to dan himself showing us things in his live show. it’s not like anyone was discussing information that was found through illicit means, nobody that i saw was empowering anyone to do anything shady. they were talking about things that were put out into the public by dan himself, whether mistakenly or intentionally. i think it’s unrealistic to expect everyone to pretend like they just didn’t see what dan let all of us see repeatedly? insofar as people’s discussions don’t dig up information that dnp have hidden or don’t want known, i don’t see how any of it is in any way invasive. like, idk. respect each other enough to realize that most ppl here have dnp’s best intentions in mind and that all of us to one degree or another spend a chunk of our lives thinking/speculating about what they’re up to. there’s litro no point in accusing a whole fandom that’s hundreds of thousands of people strong of partaking in toxic behaviors when the base logic there is that any discussion of their personal lives is an overstep and an intrusion. that’s just an untenable position,, it makes all of us guilty merely for having a passing curiosity about dnp’s real lives. instead of the accusatory posts and the anger, the ‘omg 2012 again!’ and the easy use of words like ‘toxic’ ‘disgusting’ etc., if you see someone doing some shit you think is out of line, just message them. tell them to untag things you think are breaching boundaries, have some conversations. i’ve done this like 10 times just in the last week. it has always worked. try it! ppl generally aren’t trying to make dnp feel pressured, not trying to force them to come out or any of these awful things. they may just not connect their own actions to these consequences, they might be ignorant of how dnp interact with tumblr, etc. etc.

5. all of this talk about the fandom’s invasiveness, in my opinion, undermines dnp’s power and control over these situations. no matter how much speculation fans and viewers partake in, dnp are ultimately the ones who have control over how they present themselves and no amount of talking on our blogs or yelling in caps lock on twitter takes that power away from them. they have the upper hand. 

6. that doesn’t mean people should have free rein of course or that invasiveness in this fandom doesn’t exist. i just mean that i haven’t seen it much in this particular week, about this particular issue. but if this is a case of dan having made some mistakes or phandom being a lot more observant than he banked on, then dnp have a right to try and reset the narrative, as i stated above. a lot of the posts people have been making have been about how people shouldn’t talk about the bedrooms anymore, especially in the main tags, youtube comments, direct twitter mentions, etc. i agree with this. people can and will do what they want, ultimately, and as i said before dnp innately have the power in this situation, but i believe that to respect them as human beings is to respect the expectations that they directly or indirectly set for us. i believe phil’s video was a way of directly reinforcing that he would like to present their situation in this specific light, and if we respect him, then we respect that narrative. there should be nothing satisfying in catching them out in a “lie” because they’re not trying to fool us. they don’t take pleasure in misleading us. they’re just protecting themselves, protecting their privacy, protecting their ability to live freely and to separate their personal lives from their work, and i don’t know how anyone could argue that they don’t deserve to have that.

hey so im seeing quite a few ppl on here and twitter telling other fans not to use he/him pronouns for Gerard because he only uses they/them 

and just to clear that up, thats absolutely not true and you can absolutely use he/him for him 

all his friends, family, people who work with him use exclusively he/him pronouns for Gerard

(i talk to a lot of people who know him and work with him and i also been around him when i photographed him. and if he really preferred they/them then the first people who would follow his wishes would be his wife, best friends, and people he works with)

he said hes fine with they/them in a general use singular kind of way so if you wanna use they/them thats totally fine but he/him pronouns are still his preferred pronouns (at least until further notice) 

ppl rly lost their shit over my andreil hc so here is neil w twitter

  • when allison, dan, and renee first makes neil a twitter he ? doesnt get ? it?
  • “why would i put stuff abt my life on the internet for strangers to read”
  • “ur friends can see it too neil”
  • “im w u guys all the time tho”
  • they ask what he wants his bio to say and he says idk smthg about exy
  • they make his bio “something about exy”
  • neil can’t figure out how to change it for a week and no one will help him
  • but allison follows a bunch of exy players for him and one day he goes on there when he’s bored in class
  • and bc he’s Neil Josten Human Trashcan he starts replying to ppl
  • like this girl might be court but she clearly does not know what she’s talking abt i better tell her
  • he already has a reputation and this just makes it worse
  • kevin puts him on google alert and reads the articles about his twitter fights every day w his daily vodka shot mug
  • “neil u cant just insult pro exy players”
  • so by the time neil makes his “Andrew is my boyfriend.” tweet he has tons of followers
    • a lot of them dont even like exy they are just here for the daily shade
  • the next day, this former Raven who’s now Court tweets about how exy should be a family sport and how the players needs to return to traditional values
  • neil doesnt follow this idiot but so many ppl @ him that he notices anyway
    • (allison has to give him a lesson on what subtweeting is)
  • and man neil josten is not abt to just leave this alone
  • pls
  • “idk i don’t like to take advice from strikers who havent managed to score in their last three games :/”
    • (neil is an emoticon purist he makes own from characters on the keyboard psh who needs emojis)
  • andrew hates it
  • he cant spend five minutes w neil w/out him replying to 40 ppl’s tweets
  • one day they’re on the roof and he. just. takes neil’s phone
  • and throws it off 
  • neil is so Offended
  • “andrew what r my enemies gonna think when i cant reply until i get a new phone tmrw?”
    • “r u trying to make me look weak andrew”
  • he literally leaves the roof
  • andrew takes six deep breaths and downloads twitter so neil can use his phone
  • dan and matt start printing out neil’s most epic clapbacks and taping them around the lounge
  • one of neil’s arguments is trending at least once a week
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anonymous asked:

Why do people hate Hazel so much? I know she recently said the n-word and that's bad of course but she apologized. I understand that people dislike her I'm just wondering if there's more reasons beyond that.

yep plenty. first of all with the n-word incident uh .. that she said it in the first place so casually was enough cause for people to think she’s scummy but then she spent at least an hour on twitter that evening trying to defend herself saying it was autocorrect on her phone and that originally she’d used asterisks when writing that tweet, but then when people pointed out that the n word isnt something saved into apple’s dictionaries so that it couldnt autocorrect to that word she was basically like ‘yeah idk what happened ???’ and everyone was like omg hazel stop making excuses for yourself just apologize? and then finally after dragging it out so long, she deleted every tweet and finally just said sorry and claimed she dm’ed nathan to apologize right after it happened (but seemed not to care bout anyone else following her who may have been hurt by it). so a lot of people were really hurt by her instinct to just defend and protect her own ass instead of owning up to her mistake in the first place. and idk, that incident is indicative of her attitude in general which is the reason a lot of people dont like her overall, independent of the n word thing (though honestly why does there have to be more reason? people are allowed to be hurt and dislike someone because theyre privileged or ignorant enough to casually use a racial slur and then get defensive about it and then never indicate that theyre actually working on educating themselves or trying to become a better person.) but her general attitude is to be incredibly defensive and childish about literally everything. she and jack howard get into fights with people (usually underage people/teenagers??? while she’s fucking 30+ years old??? and therefore probs ought to exhibit a tad more maturity even if people in her mentions arent always on top form) on twitter so regularly about dumb ass shit … they believe theyre like the paragons of progressivism and film-making, they love railing on mainstream moviegoers, mainstream youtube fans, ‘fangirls’ in general, over-sensitive liberals, etc. i believe they are both intelligent and talented and they could be so good at what they do (i used to love watching hazel’s time of the month vlogs for example) but they get so, so ridiculously defensive if people disagree with their opinions, they can be incredibly snobbish about the fact that young people seem not to care about their ~serious filmmaking~ they and their posse have even lowkey dragged people like dan and phil several times (esp around the boncas) for their content and for their fans. theyre just .. unpleasant. thats about it (i wrote a post specifically talking about her twitter antics after phil told ppl in a younow that he got lunch with her back in march, if u want to read that for more specific thoughts.) 

to be clear: i dont rly care about her being in the upcoming dapg video. i’ll obvi still watch it bc i love dnp and tomska is chill, and tbf hazel is funny/entertaining enough in vids that i dont mind watching her for that contained period of time. but i also totally understand if people are annoyed by her in general and want to express it on their blogs or wherever. she’s done enough things to annoy people that it is completely unsurprising to me if ppl are frustrated by her

gallagher girls headcanons and the ones that matter sorry facts only

macey mchenry

-a raging pansexual ™
-had a big crush on cammie on the first three books and had a very hard time getting over it

-she is half puerto rican and you’ll have to take that away from my cold dead hands!!!
-she always had a lot of body hair, shaved whenever possible and felt ashamed of it until her mother made a campaign with a bunch of models with body hair. from that day on macey never touched the hairs in her arms again.
-has a secret twitter account to complain abt donald trump
-donald trump has her blocked on said account
-she and bex love hamilton. Her fave song is yorktown for obvious reasons
-helped in many refugee camps. 

bex baxter
-A LESBIAN ™
-so in love with liz that it almost kills her
-you know that vine where there is a man in front of a bus and a bunch of ppl are like ‘get out the way!!” but he gets hit anyway and the ppl in the background are like ‘oh for fucks sake mate’? liz is the man and bex is the ppl in the background
-bex’s american accent sounds like she is from boston for some reason
-when cammie runs aways bex cant talk to anyone for days, not even to liz. it’s only when macey finally asks if she’s okay that she crumbles and they cry together.
-although liz is the love of her life and macey is her soulmate, she and cammie share a especial bond that she cant describe. 
-went to every black lives matter protest she possibly could. so vocal about social issues and brings that into the work space bc lets face it it’s still very racist.

liz sutton
-it aint no lie baby bi bi bi (bi bi™)
-literally cried for a whole day when she realized she may like girls bc she was afraid of the hate and ppl rejecting her
-macey was the first to find out but didnt tell liz. she played backstreet boys bye bye bye for weeks whenever liz entered the room. when liz finally decided to say something, macey bought cupcakes in the colors of the bisexual flag. 
-when she finally decided to start telling ppl, thinking they would see her as a freak, rachel called her to her office to talk and showed all of the lgbt previous gallagher girls and the amazing things they achieved for themselves and the community. liz went out and bought a bisexual flag pin and over the week many girls took the courage to do so too.
-bex drags her to a parade. she feels scared of the crowd but it turns out to be one of the ebst days of her life.
-whenever trump’s team takes the lgbt page off of the white house site, she hacks and put it back, adding a lgbt flag hidden in the pages.

cammie morgan
-the straights can have her
-has severe ptsd and she was a little reluctant on getting proper treatment
-she, zack and joe go to therapy together
-when all the mess ends she realizes she lost a bit of the things that happened in her friends lives and spends every moment after that making up for it
-loves zach with all her heart but if her friends have an emergency she doesnt think twice to go to their rescue
-zach understands and never comes in between them
-has dislexia but learned to live with it, althought sometimes it’s still difficult
-send a christmas card to every gallagher girl she studied with every year


edit: yeah i know bye bye bye is by nsync i was half asleep when i wrote this let my brazilian ass LIVE

model!jun
  • first things first: everyone likes jun
  • every fashion designer, fragrance brand, magazine company, etc. wants him to be associated with them
  • like not only is he Attractive and Photogenic and Looks Good In Everything, but he’s so easy to work with?????
  • like he’s so polite and nice to everyone
  • rumor has it that one time he let a set designer wear his own shoes bc her heels broke…………what an aNgel
  • he also never complains about the shooting conditions
  • i mean sure it’s the middle of february and he’s outside posing shirtless but ?? all smiles
  • bc jun loves his job
  • most of the time
  • he loves meeting new people and posing in front of cameras and shooting commercials 
  • but it’s sO physically demanding
  • like he has to diet and fit into clothes/shoes that aren’t his size and walk runways and contort his body in order to “express poulet épicé
  • and he has to deal with all kinds of people,,,,,,,,,,,ehem,,,,,,,,the press,,,,,,,cough,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • (one time @ an interview for a cologne commercial he did with a female model, jun went off bc the guy asked jun “what do you want to accomplish by the time you’re 30?” but he asked the girl to choose between lipstick and mascara)
  • but fr
  • he feels so lucky to get to wake up everyday and model for a living
  • jun’s rly thankful to everyone that he works with too
  • like he brings coffee to the shoots a lot and says good morning to everyone and asks how they’re doing
  • and someone’s he’ll get a lil frustrated but when has he taken it out on other people? never! not once!
  • he’s rly professional but in a Friendly way u feel?
  • he tries his best to do everything in a timely manner so that everyone “can go home to their families……or beds…asap” :’-)))))))))))) so sweEt
  • sometimes he hums to himself and everyone is like………..thats it……..this boy is god…….he can do everything…………
  • he also likes to joke around on set sometimes and every once in awhile….it gets him into trouble
  • like jun ur cute but no u can’t ride ur skateboard near the Expensive Props and no u can’t do kung fu in the Middle of the Dressing Room
  • speaking of cute, a concept: wen junhui timidly asking the director if she can play like fergie or britney spears during the photoshoot
  • it’s funny tho bc he acts all flirty and confident but someone calls him cute?????? his face gets all pink and he does That Thing where he hides his face in his hands 
  • junhui is so precious
  • no one talks shit about him in the model industry because like?? 1) there’s no need to he’s such a sweetie and 2) they know that There Will Be Consequences 
  • not just from jun’s fans either
  • from people he’s modeled for and worked with
  • everyone: excUse yOu jun is oUr ChiLd seE you iN cOUrT biNch
  • back 2 the fans tho juN LOVES HiS FANS sO MUCH GoSH
  • he does like ig lives as often as he can and interacts with ppl on his twitter and weibo and takes pictures with anyone who asks
  • this boi even has a fanpage dedicated to him wearing black,,,,,and another dedicated to his airport fashion,,,,,,,,,,,
  • anywHo, everyone that hasn’t personally known jun for more than like 5 hours thinks that he’s very Chic and Sexy and Classy and all that other High Class stuff
  • but HE
  • IS
  • A
  • DORK
  • his apartment is full of snacks and anime posters and gifts from his fans and a pile of video games and fashion/modelling inspiration lazily taped to the walls
  • he has a gudetama silverware set and uses plushies as bookends
  • jun is..hesitant..abt having the boys over bc yeah he Adores Them but they eat all his snacks?? and he’s still embarrassed from the time they,,,,,,,,,,,found his collection,,,,,,,,,,,,of products that feature him,,,
  • one time he wore a rilakkuma dust mask to a convenience store and the media just like……….had a heart orgasm….like how can this kid get any cuter……
  • his favorite times of the year are fashion weeks bc he gets to go to a lot of them and interact with likeminded people and get inspiration and exchange business cards with new companies
  • he’s notorious for his seoul fashion week outfits because he does the same color schemes every year but the outfits are always so,,,,,,,different,,,,,,,,from last years??? like how did he do that???? (a: jun is a genius)
  • there’s also tons of pics of him with other models/fashion ppl because he’s friends with everyone and likes to treat everyone to food or drinks
  • and yeah he likes hanging with those ppl but the svt bois r his Tru Bros
  • he’s always trying to convince them to let him talk to some photographer he knows bc like “but !!mingyu ur so handsome and Leggy and you’d look so good in a beige beret “ and “c’mon joshua u would look perfect posing with these textbooks you embody Studious”
  • also likes to drag the8 around with him to premieres as his plus-one or to shoots as his hype-man
  • when jun’s backstage at shoots or runway shows, he’s usually perched in some place not meant for sitting in, (i.e., the floor, between clothing racks, the makeup counter, etc.) reading a book nonchalantly and eating one of the chinese snacks his mom sent him
  • and everyones like ??????wheres jun??????
  • usually if the8′s with jun they beg him to like,,,corrall jun,,,,,,,somewhere near the makeup artists and hairdressers,,,,,pls,,,
  • but today everyone on set is not so lucky 
  • bc when jun walks in, babysitter!the8 is not by jun’s side
  • u let out a small sigh bc
  • ur a makeup artist @ the company jun does ads for frequently
  • so you’ve worked with jun Quite a few times he knows u pretty well and plays with ur hair or looks thru ur makeup stash while he’s waiting
  • however ur usually the one that has to Track Jun Down™ when the8′s not there,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,luckily tho u know most of his lil hiding spots (he denies the phrase ‘hiding spot’ but lets b honest jun)
  • so everyone’s setting up and prepping the different shots and ur getting all the palettes and brushes and powders set out on ur half of the counter when ur like……………”hey kyulkyung,,,,ur hair stuff is all set up,,,,wanna go look for jun while i finish setting up” n she’s like “niCe trY nOpe……good luck.”
  • so ur Off
  • it doesn’t take u that long until u find jun sprawled out on two armchairs in the breakroom with a pepero in his mouth and the latest issue of céci in his hands
  • and ur like “jun cmon we gotta get ur makeup done” and he looks over his shoulder before being like “hEy it’s y/a looking as cute as ever” as he rolls onto the ground and ur like well,,,,,,,,he’s greasy. as usual.
  • u get jun in the seat and get to work and whenever u tell him to close his eyes he’s like “sorry i can’t help it ur s-” “jun i’m going to poke ur eye out next time if u don’t-” “oKAy continue”
  • jun and kyulkyung start chatting in chinese as usual and u don’t rly notice until kyulkyung starts looking over at you and jun keeps giving her looks and ur like ???????okay???????
  • u finish jun’s makeup and hand him the mirror and he’s like…..nice nice but can u like….make my eyes pop a bit more..
  • and ur hesitant like “jun if i do anything that the director won’t like he’ll like go off on me don’t u remember the time i gave u a light red lip tint because we were out of pink and he almost fired me”
  • juns like “i’ll take responsibility ok just dO it noob”
  • ur like ok fine u highlight the inner corners of his eyes and lightly line his under lash line but after that ur like ok thats it no more i like my job
  • jun thanks u before he moves over to kyulkyung’s seat to get his hair done and u go sit on the couch and go thru ur phone and kyulkyung is arguing with jun in chinese,,,,,,,,,,,,,nothing out of the ordinary tbh,,,until kyulkyung starts making kissy noises,,,,,and ur like ?????????????loser????????????
  • when jun’s finally ready the shoot start immediately and u and kyulkyung are cleaning up ur stations a little when kyulkyung’s like
  • “y/a wanna hear a secret~”
  • u don’t even nod or anything she’s just like “okay lmao great u might wanna take a seat for this”
  • long story short: kyulkyung spills jun’s beans and tells u that he has a massive crush on u and ur like lmao ok sweaty and shes like rEally look @ this text jun accidentally sent me last thursday and u read The Message and ur like oh shit…………………………………..yEs tho. yay. my longest yea boi ever. this is rly good. frick.
  • and later the two of you go out to see how the photoshoot is going and ur standing right next to the camera man and jun smiles at you between a pose before focusing again and ur just kinda like……this boy is too cute……fuck it……..so u catch his eyes and u mouth the words “i like you too”
  • after the shoot, jun bows to everyone quickly before almost tAckliNg u in a hug and kisses your forehead and he’s like :-))))))))) good :-)))))))) ur mine now thx let’s go get coffee :-)))))))

anonymous asked:

when the get down came out, i remember seeing a lot of articles on twitter talking how it was not really good blah blah and a lot ppl on twitter were being a little smug like well thats what you get when a white man is in charge of a show abt hip hip. but i dont think any of those ppl actually watched it, and were mostly relying on these very biased articles , mostly written by, you guess, white ppl. i compared reviews of stranger things and tgd on one site & like what shows did they watch lol.

i side eye everyone who says tgd aint shit because baz is in charge tbh. fair enough if you’re worried about a white person running a show strictly about black/latinx people but… baz doesn’t strictly write the show, there are black writers, latinx writers like he went to grandmaster flash and nas to make sure the story is as authentic as possible????? the media have this ugly bias against tgd and it’s getting REALLY tiring. i’m sure they didn’t watch all 6 episodes because i don’t know how you could say that after the mid season finale. 

170814 penomeco live 
- his entire live was the camera facing the movie he was watching
- he was watching 국제시장 (ode to my father)
- during the live, he kept losing his train of thought because he was watching a movie while talking so he kept stopping in the middle of his sentences and starting over with his stories with “ANYWAYS” lol
- he talked about when he went to china for a performance. chinese fans were REALLY loud and passionate 
- he had like no free time so he only had 1 chinese meal there
- he was upset (especially since it was his first live for chinese fans) because his throat was in a bad condition and he couldn’t perform as well as he wanted 
- he doesn’t like riding airplanes. so traveling overseas is a little hard 
- he got a chinese massage but he had no time so he left in the middle 
- the only chinese he knows is pizza hut, burger king and mcdonalds (lol he kept repeating this cutely)
- super happy about the number of chinese fans he had. some korean fans were a little sad about it so he mentioned that he wouldn’t be able to meet chinese fans if it weren’t for korean fans ^o^
- he talked about drinking too much water and he had to pee too much (and right before the performance)
- explained than hunnit is slang for 100 for people that didn’t know
- fan said “hunnit was a bop” and he said thank you in korean
- he didn’t know the time ??? (but he was doing the instagram live on his phone?? lol) 
- he wants to date
- he saw Taxi Driver and enjoyed it
- he’s a fan of marvel movies. he’s read the comics. not that big of a DC fan. 
-  doesn’t rly check DMs
- someone left a “hi dad” comment and he read it (major secondhand embarrassment here)
- “hi russia. so cold. do you want to build a snowman? ok byeee” :3
- woodie gochild dropped by and commented. woodie said they should do a joint live together
- he grew out his hair really long but he didn’t know he had to cut it for school. suddenly had to cut it so he cried
- nickname was 계란말이 (egg roll/rolled omelette lol)
- doesn’t really drink. smokes a lot though 
- ideal type: a girl he thinks is pretty. super tall girl is a little burdensome  
- likes twice’s jungyeon (mentioned because someone asked if he was a twice fan)
- he says he’s not that short ^^ 
- made a twitter when he was active in his crew but he doesn’t really know how to use it
- doesn’t go to hongdae unless it’s for work. doesn’t like it because there’s a lot of ppl
- he’s only gone to clubs in korea 2~3 times in his life. ~10 times for performances 
- only drinks iced americanos at cafes
- doesn’t go to han river a lot
- hasn’t talked to young b once. just an acquaintance 
- he cried a lot at the end of the movie ;o;

anonymous asked:

oh my GOD that idea that you just mentioned about the fan response??? would literally die for that wtf and tbh i just want to see a lot of jason and whizzer interacting because i Always live for that

Media/Fans

  • the media finds out about them before they’re even like officially dating. Somehow one lucky paparazzi person that is on like stealth mode gets a picture of a tender moment when Marvin and Whizzer are out together somewhere. In the picture, Marvin is like brushing an eyelash off of Whizzer’s cheek or holding his hand or doing something really sappy (basically trying to communicate to an emotionally-stunted Whizzer that hey sleeping together is cool and all, but I want to actually date you, you know). Well, the news BLOWS UP with headlines like ‘Whizzer Brown’s Mystery Man’ and ‘Playboy baseball player settling down?’ and everyone scrambles to find out just who Marvin is. Once they find out that Marvin is a divorced dad, news outlets like TMZ are flooded with headlines like (thanks to @a-lesbian-from-next-door-too for this GEM of a headline) WHIZZER BROWN WITH DILF???
  • Whizzer Brown secret boyfriend is the most searched thing on Google that day.
  • All production in the tabloid industries stops as editors bark for their reporters to dig up more on this story. Journalists scramble for any bit of info they can get on Marvin.
  • And here comes disastrously incorrect articles like:
    • Marvin was actually still married when he and Whizzer started “dating.” Whizzer was the cause of his divorce.
    • Marvin is like 15 years older than Whizzer and is basically using Whizzer for his money.
    • Marvin has been Whizzer’s secret boyfriend (HUSBAND???) for over ten years now and it’s been kept well hushed hushed secret bc Whizzer has built a brand out of Gay Baseball Player/Playboy.
    • Jason is Marvin and Whizzer’s adopted child.
    • CONSPIRACY THEORY: Marvin and Whizzer are not actually together at all. Marvin is not even gay! Whizzer just wanted to rebrand himself from “player on and off the field” and so hired Marvin to be his fake boyfriend (pretending to be “settling down”). (this prompts a startled Marvin to exclaim, “How could anyone think I was straight???” to which Whizzer dead-panned responded, “Honey, no self-respecting gay man dresses like that.”
  • Also consider the TMZ panel (also credit to @a-lesbian-from-next-door-too for this exchange, too)
    • Marvin? What kinda name is Marvin?
    • “I know. It’s such an old man’s name!”
    • “It’s like he was born a middle-aged dad, you know?”
    • “Uh, guys, Whizzer is a pretty stupid name, too. When you think about it. I mean, who names their kid Whizzer?”
    • “No one asked you, Brent.”
    • “Yeah, Brent. Shut the fuck up.”
  • Marvin finds out about the news bc he goes to work the next morning and some asshole coworker has taped all the headlines around his desk (the DILF headline is blown up and taped over his entire desk).
  • Marvin is obv pissed and lowkey anxious bc he doesn’t want this sort of attention to negatively affect him or (GOD FORBID) Jason. Whizzer himself is just a little annoyed and sees that Marvin is upset, so he tries to like make the issue go away by tweeting out: “tfw ur out with one of ur booty calls and ppl think that just bc he held ur hand u two are getting married’. And uhh, this makes the media die down but Marvin gets more upset bc hey asshole I think I’m falling in love with you but apparently I’m still just one of your booty calls, huh? And Whizzer gets mad bc Marvin is mad and he just tried to make Marvin less mad, and angst angst angst.
  • When they do get together, Whizzer posts a picture on Instagram of the two of them with the caption ‘tfw you fall in love with one of your booty calls’. And the Internet just kinda explodes.
  • Fans are a little mixed. On one hand, they’re happy that Whizzer seems to be happy. On another, they’re terrified that a relationship will somehow hurt Whizzer’s playing. They then shut the fuck up when Whizzer plays the most vicious game of his entire career and just throws the best pitches and just basically almost single-handedly eviscerates the other team. At the press conference, people ask what’s up with Whizzer’s playing, and one of Whizzer’s team members just sorta smirks and answers for him, “He has a lot of pent up tension and aggression. He hasn’t seen his boyfriend in like a month [bc it’s the peak of the season and they’ve had to move around a lot to different cities and such].“ 
  • Guys guys guys guys, I cannot begin to describe just how i c o n i c Marvin becomes so quickly. 
  • Because once they’re like “official,” Whizzer spams his instagram account with Marvin - Marvin in a new gifted Red Sox jersey while Jason (in his decked out Yankees uniform) glares mockingly at him; at the park during a crisp fall afternoon, Marvin breathless and red-faced and caught mid-laugh; Marvin comically but dead-seriously holding a baseball bat with a stance and grip that makes Whizzer and all baseball fans around the world weep; Marvin Jason and Whizzer, in a cheesy selfie after a really tough game; a picture of Marvin’s back as the man is hunched over an oven (this one has the caption “I love when a man puts the steak in ;) ” ); a particularly artsy one with a black and white filter, with Marvin (asleep, hair mussed, naked but only his bare arms, shoulders, and upper back is not obscured by the white sheets) asleep in their bed. The fans lose their minds over these pictures, along with the little tibits of info/stories that Whizzer shares when prompted about what a dorky/lame/baseball-hating/he-writes-me-poetry-literally-what-a-fucking-nerd that his new boyfriend is. 
  • When tweets and questions about Marvin keep buzzing Whizzer, Whizzer kindly asks (not forces, Jeez, Marv, don’t make it sound like I held a gun to your back) that Marvin get his own instagram/twitter accounts so they can just fawn over Marvin directly and leave Whizzer the hell alone to answer questions about baseball and photography and not about his relationship every fucking five minutes
  • This turns out to be a mistake. Marvin amasses ten thousand followers in six months. The guy barely even posts about Whizzer himself. He posts about broadway reviews and retweets funny cat pictures and every once in awhile, he posts partiuclarly needling things like how chess is better than baseball and he tags and @’s Whizzer in all of them. And everyone??? Loves it??? Whizzer is a little jealous at how people fawn over Marvin?? Like where’s some Whizzer love??? Whizzer is still the twunk that everyone loves, right???
  • Marvin is slowly accepted by the baseball wives. They’re catty and cliquish and they make Marvin’s life a living hell those first few months, but when Marvin does not take their shit and keeps pushing back, they grow to a mutual understanding that soon turns into begrudged respect that eventually turns into tentative friendship that eventually much much later turns into “if you dare utter one mean word or look at Marvin the wrong way, I will slit your throat with my sharpened, manicured, pastel pink-painted nails.” Whizzer shares one picture on his insta of Marvin with the baseball wives, with a glass of champagne in his hand and looking like he’s talking shit and the other baseball wives are laughing and eating this shit up, and he captions it: I think my boyfriend joined a cult.
  • The media as a whole leaves the two alone after they turn out to be just a regular couple and not that interesting?? EXCEPT EXCEPT EXCEPT (see next bullet point)
  • Okay, so Marvin hates baseball, right? This is established. This is well known. This is Fact. Well, after they become like “official” and the media now knows who Marvin is, news outlets start to attack him/make fun of him/crucify him for looking bored at Whizzer’s baseball games. Like he’ll have his phone out or he’ll have his chin propped up with his hand as if trying to combat sleepiness and sometimes he brings like a magazine to read and he always has that bored, vaguely pained “I do not want to be here right now” look on his face. And any time that the Red Sox makes a good play or gets a homerun, it’s clear that he’s been spacing out bc whenever the people around him start cheering, he likes jumps and does that weak, wide-eyed “Idk what just happened and i kinda want death right now but I am being supportive” clap (one time, he zoned out and Whizzer’s opposing team got a homerun, and Marvin just started meekly clapping bc he heard the crowd doing it and ESPN and TMZ and all the news outlets had a field day of making fun of him).
  • And the media??? is like “why are you not supporting your partner? You embarrass him by looking so bored. Can’t you learn to love the sport if you love him??” and being really bitchy about it. And Whizzer gets pissed and so goes on air during a press conference - when some smart-ass reporter tries to make a barb about Marvin looking bored and in pain - and says really bitchily, “Guys, Marvin just doesn’t like baseball, okay? Yeah, that makes him an idiot - because baseball is incredible - but it doesn’t make him a bad partner. I don’t expect him to love the things that I love. I like that we’re different, you know? That makes him less boring. Like, he goes to my games even though he hates baseball. That is being supportive. Like fucking hell, guys, I’m with him because he makes me laugh and has a great ass - not because he’s some super baseball fan.” CUE MIC DROP.
  • And yeah, there are homophobic reactions to the relationship. Facebook groups dedicated to it. Marvin gets hate mail and one time got like yelled at on the street. Some of the media’s stories are overtly homophobic and overly crass. It’s 2017, sure, but there are still idiots out there.
  • Marvin and Whizzer don’t let the attention - good or bad - get to them. They just keep being in love and posting overly sappy instagram posts about their anniversaries and poking fun at each other on twitter and the attention never breaks them.

I will posts Jason specific headcanons later but like dang, this took a lot out of me bc I have a lot of FEELINGS and if you have more headcanons about this topic, reblog and add your own bc I’m curious how you feel the media/fans would take this.

anonymous asked:

Any thoughts/fave moments on the new gaming vid? :^) bless us with your words pls

ahhhh god they just seemed so happy and chill in this video didn’t they? i enjoyed it quite a lot. it was unexpectedly funny in places and pretty typics bants for them and i loved that phil voiced pretty lengthy opinions throughout it. i also thought dan went out of his way repeatedly to signal his awareness of the audience gaze, making this an interesting video in that it was simultaneously more calm and less “produced” or over-performed but also v self-aware (whereas normally when dnp get super in their heads about recognizing that everyone is watching them they become v persona-y and overdone.) i’ve divided up my thoughts for each of them and thought i’d go sort of question by question (they are bolded)!!! i think in general there aren’t too many profound conclusions to be drawn from this video–the thing about their being super aware that this is going to go out to their audience of millions is that they become more restrained in saying anything actually illuminating about their more serious thoughts/feelings. but that being said there were obvi a solid number of noteworthy moments

~phil~ 

  • the boy was so assertive and even sassy in this. i was excited. lil comments throughout like, ‘I’m a bit concerned that you’re seeing it as a brown circle .. new video: getting dan’s eyes checked,’ or ‘life isn’t grand theft auto guys,’ or just the way in which he delivers the ‘let me tell you my answer’ during the monkey question .. he was just so forthright in voicing his thoughts and taking no shit and i was rly loving it the whole time, bless him
  • when introducing the vid dan talks about how the audience will judge them but phil quickly follows with a reassuring ‘we’re learning things about each other’ and i thought that was interesting like he wants to insert that note of authenticity to push back against dan’s comment. i mean i rly doubt they’re doing this game to learn a single damn thing they don’t already know about each other but phil with this comment is trying to make us feel more like we are watching them do something genuine on a chill afternoon at home, instead of something that they are literally performing for us. cool cool 
  • illegal firearm: good stuff. a lovely demonstration of phil’s ~lateral thinking~ and tendency towards constructing a fuller narrative for whatever info is presented to him. 
    • i liked that he kept asking for more information and questioning dan w details like “how do i know they’re illegal” “whose drawer” etc. and dan tries to move on and end the speculative questioning but phil literally says “wait” to keep talking about the methods he would use to evade being accused of any crime if the firearm was in his own drawer. 
    • also his voice is so northern here when he’s like ’then they’d know i didn’t touch it’ the way he says ‘touch’ yes good
  • the power to stop time: this one was mad interesting. 
    • first of all. they’re not sleeping. phil only slept 5 hours. we’ve written so many posts about their being tired and rushed in their content bc they were churning out so many vids in the time before they left for australia but damn, to hear phil confirm he only slept 5 hours is p cray. it’s no wonder they were soooo ‘chill’ in this. they’re tired. 
    • with respect to the actual question tho. i love phil asking ‘what is a pervy stuff’ and dan being so done w phils attempt at maintaining innocence. but then i also loved dan trying so hard not to smile when phil is grinning and clarifying that he doesnt mean that he doesnt know what a pervy stuff might entail but just that he needs to know ‘how pervy are we talking.’ lol dan is so amused and fond. then phil actually laughs so hard at dan saying ‘as long as u don’t leave a trace’ which is great bc phil’s unfiltered/genuine reactions to sex talk that aren’t trying to be revolted or unaware or uncomfortable are great
    • phil’s actual real time go-to thought for what he would do with this power is sneaking into a locker room and he says it with a glaring lack of gendered pronouns. noted. in conjunction with his interest in abs this is very fascinating information to me. 
    • and then dan is very insistent phil would do the pervy stuff even after phil states he’s going with disappearing from a convo. he signals it while phil is explaining his choice then even explicitly says ‘you tell the audience that.’
  • trapped in sewer: phil would lick a foot. dan needs us to know so he repeats it. ok sure fine
  • shitting when sitting: phil is a creative. the iron pants solution, king of innovative undergarments 
  • mike tyson fight: 
    • the synchronized ‘why would u let him win’ was cute. 
    • dan saying ‘punch me dad’ is so chill now. like. no one gives any fucks. and phil is at the point where he literally agrees and says ‘guess that’s why’ 
    • i’m constantly shook about character development it’s starting to be unhealthy
  • visiting space: ok the first and only thing this made me question is whether we have ever heard phil utter the word orgasm. have we? i actually don’t think we have and i was laughing at how much he evaded saying it in the way he talked about this question. g-rated phil may be long dead but he’s still keeping things as clean as he can, given the circumstances. dan did not try and insinuate that phil is just saying moonwalking for the audience. so dan is fine saying phil rly wants to perv if he had the power to stop time, but he draws the line at insinuating phil wants to orgasm in space. good to know dan has (completely arbitrary) boundaries. 
  • ah yes. the already iconic monkey question: several noteworthy lines.
    • p: i would spoon a monkey for sure. he didn’t miss a beat w that. confident statement of interest in animal intimacy from phil. splendid.
    • p: k-k-mar-kiss? i didn’t say kiss? d: that’s non-sexual it can be like a friendly kiss, a romantic one. interesting to me in that it confirms that dan draws distinctions between friendly (platonic), romantic, and sexual intimacy but that he also sort of equated platonic and romantic. on twitter he stated in a reply that he thinks friendly kissing is like a cheek kiss in greeting. its likely that romantic kissing is something more than that and more like the spooning and whatnot he suggested, but he lumps both of them into this category of a loving and intimate relationship. meanwhile sexual kissing is obvi ,, sexual kissing. but cool to hear a little bit about the way dan conceptualizes these categories
    • d: (about acting like a married couple) that could have a lot of drama and tears. you’d fight non-aggressively. i mostly think he’s using the common dumb jokes that society makes about marriage as being a loveless trap but also interesting that he went right to that dig and didn’t rly laugh about it or try to make it seem like a joke. he just said it and it’s sort of weirdly specific. ofc we can easily speculate that this might reveal some of dan’s thoughts about marriage or rly just his thoughts on a long term relationship bc it’s less about the institution of marriage. but i have doubts on whether that’s reasonable since, as i’ve been saying, dan is v aware he’s being watched and i doubt he’d take this as an opportunity to voice his thoughts about marriage and commitment and what is likely to happen when two people “act like a married couple” 
    • d: i mean you couldn’t have anyone else in your life if you have this loving relationship. ah i love this one. dan confirming that whether or not sex is in the equation, a loving and intimate relationship would mean there would be no space for another person in phil’s life is just. good. unlike the marriage comment i do think we can analyze this one a bit further bc it’s almost a throwaway comment–it’s not the punchline or centerpiece of what dan is saying making it more likely to be a reflection of how he really feels. and it’s not a common thought to be honest, that if you’re in an intimate/loving relationship you can’t have anyone else in your life, meaning it doesn’t seem like some common joke he’s just repeating. i take it to mean that dan sees romantic love as a true marker of closeness and connection with someone–a closeness that you can’t and don’t share with other people whom you do not romantically love. and that that intimacy doesn’t have anything to do w the sex that you may or may not be having with the person that you love. what a romantic fuck. honestly spoken like a man whose best friend and long term romantic love are one and the same. 
    • p: let me tell you my answer. i would spoon the monkey and watch some game of thrones and then go to bed in separate rooms. honestly, to me, this is the least interesting comment in this whole exchange. i know a lot of people think this sounds oddly reminiscent of dnp’s relationship or something but i genuinely think phil was in this scenario in his head. maybe he’s pulling from real life when thinking about the elements of being romantically intimate w someone that he could use for his example (aka spooning and game of thrones) but i think he’s rly thinking about the monkey and how not to spend too much time with it in this scenario, hence the sleeping in separate rooms addendum. idk. he’s talking about a relationship w a monkey yall i dont think he’s going to use that as a proxy to give us a thinly veiled clue about his day to day habits with his not-as-yet-confirmed boyfriend. mostly confused that a lot of people are treating it as “confirmation” that dnp don’t have sex lol

~dan~

  • ‘this is really going to say a lot about our personalities and you’re going to judge us.’ he opens strong with that audience awareness. it carries throughout the video.
  • house is on fire: probably the most interesting of the dan questions.
    • dan looks so uncomfortable as soon as phil inserts himself into this scenario by saying that he (phil) would be “all the people.” the sigh is so real bc dan clearly did not want to treat this like a serious question but phil framing it as dan needing to choose between his own life and a kitten’s life and phil’s life suddenly really ups the seriousness of it. 
    • i feel for him. that’s honestly such a fucking difficult question to answer. i thought of the closest relationship in my life which is my sister and what i would do if she was like ha ha who would u save me or yourself and then having to actually think about both of those horrifying scenarios. either dan lives and has to live without phil or phil lives and has to live without dan and like jfc how r u supposed to pick or even try to take that seriously idk
    • i say all of this to add more context to dan’s answer and the sarcastic ‘bc the internet is watching,’ that he adds to it. i genuinely think dan was uncomfortable with this question and i also fully empathize with that so i think the sarcasm was added as a way to treat it more like a joke like ha ha i guess i’ll save u bc i’m a good person not ha ha i guess i’m picking this bc idk what to do since this question is horrific
    • ‘everyone is inherently good,’ says phil. ‘or at least that’s what i want to believe.’ i always think the thing w phil+optimism is a bit overhyped but like damn if he’s rly out there trying to believe this, then that’s p cool and very very lovely
  • everything turns into gold: there was def a dan rant about physics or monetary inflation or something that got cut out of this question bc he yells about it being stupid then there’s a v glaring jump cut then he’s saying ‘in a universe where this makes sense,,’ lol idk whether to be relieved or intrigued about the fact we didn’t get to hear it
  • phil dead and he’s been hanging w the twin: i loved the bit when phil asks dan to ask him a question only phil would know the answer to and dan responds, essentially, that there isn’t a question he could ask phil bc ‘you’ve been fernando the whole time.’ dan is wrong lol the question doesn’t say that the best friend has always been the twin–just that the best friend died at some point in the friendship and was replaced w a twin, unbeknownst to dan. i love that dan can’t even entertain the possibility that phil could be replaced with someone at some point in their friendship like nope too outlandish it’s obvi just saying phil has been a person w a different name all along .. in which case, as dan rightly points out, there’s hardly a dilemma. it’s just that you didn’t know your friend’s real name. what is the point of that. lol. a cute and probably unintentional way of avoiding any of the emotional weight of this scenario and i love it
  • dan as pres: dan thinks he’d be good in the role of president. he probs would be ok
  • spider: i am very fascinated by the way dan leans kinda forward and mostly into phil at 9:04 when he’s talking about being a spider and exploring someone’s body. why did he do that. what is he doing idk
  • become a god: 
    • making fun of lads and lad culture. i’m into it. i am always into them lowkey shitting on toxic masculinity. so funny. 
    • again phil tries to insert himself in the scenario by saying that if dan chose to incinerate earth he’d be incinerating phil, but dan was absolutely not having it 

overall they are cute and clever and good at knowing where to draw boundaries about the things they talk about but to do so in a gentle and natural way for the most part so this video was good and interesting but probs not revelatory but still very entertaining and funny and sort of soft in unexpected ways so i really liked it. i really like them xx 

(what would you do if…)

anonymous asked:

I'm a little confused about one of your recent posts, and I really am just curious, so please don't think I'm trying to be mean or something. But when did Jungkook or say he has social anxiety? I've only ever seen him and the other members saying that he's shy, nothing about having anxiety. I agree that people shouldn't push him into posting on twitter, but more out of respect of him as a person.

“In order to become a trainee I came from Busan to Seoul but I was shy and couldn’t make friends, so I was kind of lonely.. Looking back at my audition, I had no self confidence. I couldn’t control my feelings properly.”
- Jungkook

we all know he has gotten a lot better but in the predebut days jungkook was “shy” or that’s what ppl always say. they brush his behavior off as shyness but he was definitely more than just shy.

for example he would:

  • wait until all the members were asleep to get a shower,
  • cry if someone told him to sing,
  • cry if he sang one song badly,
  • cry if someone would simply ask him if he was going to cry:

“In the past, If we ask Jungkook ‘Are you crying?’ He’ll start crying for real.” 
- Taehyung

it’s not only about being shy. he’s very introverted. ppl always make fun of him for not being comfortable around girls, not updating twitter or staying silent in interviews. if you look at the most recent interviews it’s usually namjoon who tries to encourage him to say a few words. the members have also mentioned he doesn’t feel comfortable talking about his feelings.

so he’s not comfortable with strangers but has to meet new ppl almost every day. when walking through a crowd, someone like him is going to need something to help him with anxiety/stress. that’s why he has a fidget spinner! but ppl made fun of him for it again.

he doesn’t use it because they’re “mainstream”. fidget spinners were originally for people with autism, ADHD, anxiety, or social anxiety, or people who just don’t handle public/social situations well.

there’s a japanese interview where the members were talking about their texting habits and they said that jk rarely replies and that has a lot to do with his introverted personality. just replying to a text message can be too much  for him sometimes.

  • JUNG KOOK: I’m not interested in the conversations in the first place. But depending on the situation, I do reply properly!
  • JIN: But one time while I was next to him, Jungkook got a message. If I asked “Are you sure it’s alright if you don’t check that?” he would reply, “It’s spam mail so don’t worry,” before even looking (laughs).
  • JUNG KOOK: No, it’s not a lie, I really did get a weird amount of spam mail. I really didn’t like it. Before, I would go through them one by one, but just like that time would go by. I asked myself what exactly should I be doing and all that remained was a tired feeling. Having said that, I can’t avoid spam mail so, to make the most of my time, I choose not to look at my mail (laughs).
  • JUNG KOOK: Honestly, I probably act spoiled when I’m with the members. They understand my personality, and thanks to them, they’ve helped me in more ways than one.

i wouldn’t doubt he has some social anxiety. i know it’s very easy to forget these things because most of the time we only see his stage persona and how he acts with the other members…. 

3

s3 ep7 suga sketch dump from my twitter because let’s be real he was great and i am so proud of him i cried 3 h straight

( can we talk about how completely ridiculous my drawing style gets when i work fast like holy. that’s the real me ladies and gentlemen ) 

CHANBAEK IN EXO 5TH ANNIVERSARY VLIVE

Okay I know that its already late for me to say this but still I wanna say something about exo 5th anniversary v live. Before that, you might want to watch the video first. *if u cant find it, u can dm me? I think… bcz I want to put the link but I afraid the owner might be dont like it idk*

First, the vlive was proposed by Baek. He is the one who want to make it as a gift for fans and yeah of cz Chanyeol gonna realized it for him thats why he was the one who started the live.
FMO since it was Baek’s idea so of cz Baek was there from the beginning I mean on the same bed with Chanyeol. The moans at the beginning also cant help but to prove he was there *i didnt notice it at first but thanks to ppl on twitter n @awkwardmickey if im not mistaken to point out about it damn I was hardly listening to it* .. but of cz Sehun gonna sat beside Chanyeol *not gonna make it obvious right*. Actually even when Sehun already came and sat beside Chanyeol we can see he was conversing with someone in front him where we can see Baek was sitting on the bed too after the screen showed all the members.

Should I talk about the bowling part too?? Chanyeol kept on emphasizing on his addiction with bowling these days and we all know with whom he spends until late morning playing bowling 👀👀 I actually lowkey hoping that Baek will say something about bowling tho but he jz said that he sleeps in dorms and playing games and workin out sooo yeah we know chanbaek right??? Gotta be secret with everything.

Okay..okay..okay… lets skip all the glances and stares games cause damn booiiii theyre soo obvious were eyexxxxing with eo all the time.

Move to the part of introducing of the Baek’s solo teaser. First, look at possessive Chanyeol when he asked “Baek with whom?” then he took the phone from Jongdae *like mann you dont need to take the phone actually, everyone can just look while Jongdae hold it*. Or maybe Jongdae is the one who gave it to Chanyeol cz he knows the priority *we know what kind of troll he is haha&. After that the moment he said “Ill wake you home” TWICE; he turned back to Baek while saying it and Baek definitely smiled to him the second time he said it. Theyre looking at eo AGAIN. And Suho look at the camera and Jongdae at that time tho, he was like…. “what? What? What? Stahp it u two lovebirds” directed to Chanbaek. *they knew…they awareee*

Thus, the time the members seem so lost and asked who is the actress in the mv and there was Chanyeol knowing everything in saying “aaa..aaa..”. Of course Baek will tell and share with him everything..The reactions of the members tho..hahhaha like the situation is so awkward everyone was going “aaa….” like to cover the situation. And the way Baek was trying to convince the actress is nothing to him “she is too tall.. she cant lean on me blablabla” *maybe to convince certain giant that he is the only one that he can lean on lol excuse me hahaha*

Note: I really want to insert gifs an pics in explaining all the things but being the lazy person I am, I cant do that. I am too lazy to edit the video to gifs and pics. So, maybe anyone who happen to have a lot of time can do it. @ me when you do that hahahha…

anonymous asked:

Hi!! Let me say at first how much I appreciate you, your blog is my favourite one!! Thank you for keeping it interesting and diverse! I have a question. Do you by any chance understand what bts comeback concept has to do with words 'love yourself'?? I got that album is about falling in love, being special for someone and unique moments in one's life etc. But i still can't get why they imply that the concept is about loving one's self if this issue barely was touched upon? Am i missing on smth?

but it was written in every breath they took in producing the album bby TT 

their comeback stage showed it all, they could’ve started with intro: serendipity, but no, they straight up went with ‘i need u’ the song that took them to where they are now. they mentioned how everyone cried so much when they had their very first win with i need u, especially jimin. it was in i need u that they realized they might just.. have made it, a step further. if you’ve been with them for a while, you’d know how dirty bangtan and army were treated, like really we were dissed left and right it was really a tough situation especially for k-armys they can’t even be proud of our boys or even mention their names in articles without getting ridiculed just cos they’re not ‘big’ TT and even when we had our first win, bangtan still get called out for ridiculous reasons that’s just. the fact that they made their comeback with i need u shows just how much they treasure the moment the fans that made it possible at that time, i need u was the breakthrough, i need u made them realize that they can actually be… happy now, and move forward. and maybe love themselves more, and performing mic drop afterwards shows exactly that :)

honestly love yourself album is in every sense, calls you to love yourself, if not, more, even when you don’t think you can, just look at the lyrics

just let me love you
since the time the universe was first formed
everything has been decided
just let me love you
–intro: serendipity

and when they say

don’t worry, love
because all of this is isn’t a coincidence
(even when) we are totally different, baby
because (of that still) destiny is found in the two of us
since the day the universe came into existence, it has continuously been so
and transcending for infinite centuries, it will continuously be so
from our past lives too, perhaps, and even the next lives to come
because we will still be together forever (no matter)
–DNA

doesn’t that encourage you to embrace yourself, despite our differences? and

when you say that you love me
feels like i’m treading on the sky/heavens
tell me about forever just one more time
when you say that you love me
i, i’ll be fine even if just those words
that you would never change, just one more time
–best of me

bangtan treasures us so much as they treasure themselves that they wish for our love to never change no matter how bad things might get 

i wonder if it’s a mistake an angel left behind
if not that then, a deep kiss?
that dimple is illegal
but I want it anyway anyway anyway
–보조개 (dimple)

did you know? that dimples are a medical flaw, a genetic defect that is caused by shortened facial muscles, which is why when we smile, the shorten muscle pulls the skin on our face causing a dimple. but somehow in our society, dimples are embraced and carries a mark of beauty and loveliness the contradiction is fascinating how human perception can override facts, and i personally think this is what makes the song more meaningful despite the casual pop tune, because what ever flaw you think you have, might not be a flaw at all. you can chose to hide it by not smiling, but isn’t it lovely when you smile? love yourself.

stop
now stop watching (and) start studying for (your) exams
your parents and your manager/boss they dislike me
all those video clips you’ve watched, twitter photos,
v app, bon voyage 
i know they’re so good, what should we do
stop. the music video, (i’m saying) interpret (it) later
aren’t there plenty of my photos in your room, anyway
what is an hour even? a year passes by just like that
this song is a reward i’m giving (it) to you.
good girl/good boy
–pied piper

btw 착해 is an expression, a good compliment you usually receive from an elderly person/grown up when if you do well in something, its not sexual guys idk why some ppl imply it is lmao

so when bangtan says this they mean it wholeheartedly like a friend, like an older brother because they know how bad we have it for them, they know how much influence they have on us, as much as we ahve on them. despite scolding us, albeit, in a loving manner, they really want the best for us. unlike the original story where the pied piper drove the children away from the town of hamelin when the town ppl refuse to pay for his service in luring the plague causing rats away, bangtna isn’t set to lure us away, they in fact, want us to go to them, be with them, love with them, but in addition, we have to set our priorities in real life straight, so that, everyone can appreciate our love too, and maybe, the society won’t put much hate on us anymore.

please army remember what we say, love myself, love yourself, i really love you, and thank you
–skit: billboard music awards speech

this says everything hnnggghh

yeah? who said my ‘spoon was dirty’
i don’t care, when i grab the mic i own those whole lot of ‘gold spoons’
all of a sudden, those that didn’t cook well are in rage, those lot of steaks 
i’ll chew on y’all over and over again, on the star’s dinner table
–mic drop

oh man i need another post dedicated to mic drop there’s so many things to talk about in this 

the thing i earn with hard work, my pay
gonna spend it all on my tummy 
all the pennies i collect/count just to waste it all (on my tummy)
leave me be, even if i overspend
or come tomorrow morning and like a crazy guy
my savings, if i cash them all out (leave me be)
woo there’s no tomorrow
my future’s been seized for collateral  
woo my money’s all further spent 
friends, wassup?
do you want some?
–고민보다 Go (rather than worrying, go)

this whole song is satirical critique tbh even the dance choreography pls appreciate them

and then the outro, which reiterates everything about love and sacrifice, about being the best of yourself, about loving yourself first and foremost

the world is a complex
we was lookin’ for love
i am too, just one of those ppl
honestly even i didn’t believe in real love
like a habit i said i want to love, just babbling like that
but i found myself
the whole new myself
even if i’m confused, which am i is the real me
me meeting you makes me wonder, aren’t i a book?
or is it you, who are the turning pages (of my book)?
damn
–outro: her

PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS SKIT THERES ENG SUB AND CRY WITH ME HOW ARE THEY SO PUREE THEY WERE REMEMBERING OLD DAYS AND HOW THEY DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT BILLBOARD IS NAD JIMIN HE JIMIN THOUGHT GRAMMY WAS A PERSON’S NAME AJSHD

theres a reason why bangtan made the skit and sea as hidden tracks, you have to undertsand that bangtan has come a longg way. and one of the reasons why they were finally able to get their first win the last time was through purchase of physical copies, which helped tremendously raise the sales. bangtan may be celebrated and loved wordlwide but back in their home ground, they were nobodies, which is why buying physical copy always meant more even (especially for k-fandoms) since you’re willing to go for an extra mile, its part of kfandom culture for fans to invest a lot of time and money for their group supports and projects to help get their fave name out there, sure you can like/listen to other groups but ultimately, hundreds of idols debut eveyr year so in order to make sure your group lasts a long time, korean fans consider it very important to pledge their loyalty to a single group and support them with all you have, this is why it was even harder for karmys because we come from small company :’)

and now that they are getting success tremendously over the past year (BANGTAN’S #7 ON BILLBOARD 200 GUYS PLEASE GIVE YOURSELFVES A PAT WE DID THAT), love yourself is to be quite honest, an album dedicated to armys all round, and those two tracks are just a little bit more intimate, and more on a personal level, which is why it was hidden from the rest of the world, i’d like to think that the reason they kept it hidden in a physical copy because they know for certain that only their fans would purchase a physical copy, and that they want us to be the first ppl to hear it, to listen to their laments, their grieves, their happiness, their love, they just wanna them share with us first and foremost, because they know only we would get it, because we’ve been there

in the end the mirage is caught and
it becomes reality, and
the desert i was once afraid
became the sea with our blood, sweat, and tears
but then amongst all this happiness,
what are these fears?
because this place is originally a desert, we know this too well
–sea

schmidtyho  asked:

hey!! im tryna get into the nwhl and i was told you would be a good person to come to just to ask about your fav teams and players just to tell me some basic stuff about them?

If you’re completely new to the league i’d recommend reading THIS & THIS it has basic facts on how to follow the league + links to all the NWHL twitters which you in my opinion must follow to follow the league & they give insight on the players & the teams ! + They’re really cute and have a bunch of interactions.

OK this turned into more of a me talking about some of my faves on every team + some basic info about the teams! And since I have a lot of strong feelings about this league this post is kinda long so I’m putting facts about my fave players on the 4 NWHL teams under the cut!

Keep reading

shipped ; kim jonghyun

summary: when fans catch you and jonghyun talking it becomes a well-known ship.

the reason why i had to make this bulletpointed bc iT WASNT LONG ENOUGH IF I WROTE IT IN PARAGRAPHS AND I GOT A LOT OF REQUESTS TO GO THRU SO IMSORRY IF U DONT LIKE THE STYLEOF THIS CHJC

  • you are a huge ass fan of nu’est
  • so when you were watching p101 it kinda broke u bc they appeared
  • and you were also a fellow trainee, but you were in a different company
  • but pledis was a past company you trained in
  • ANYWAYS
  • you were backstage bc you had a comeback and your group was after hotshot
  • anDYOU WERE DYING INSIDE
  • you saw nu’est w and u were alSO DYING INSDIE
  • you have told in interviews about ur ideal type
  • but u have never said jonghyun
  • bCEAUSE HJONGHYUNS UR IDEAL TYPE AND UR SCARED FOR PPL TOA TTACK YOU
  • ur maknae was trying to calm you down
  • “unnie, calm down”
  • “WHATIF I MESS UP AND-”
  • “(insert a group name bc if i do it its gonna be a shitty group name), ur up!”
  • “OKOK IMACTUALLYDYINGIS EVEYRONE HERE”
  • your group did a little hand thing 
  • you went past hotshot, red velvet
  • they all whispered fighting
  • until you walked in front of nu’est and GODJEUS CHRIST KIM JONGHYUNA  FUCKING GOD DOES THE G IN JONGHYUN STAND FOR GOD BC-
  • “fighting!” jonghyun says
  • “you’ll do well, y/n. don’t freak out. you’ve done comebacks before!”
  • you looked at him and oh wow HES SO GODLY IN PERSON
  • “t-thanks, good luck to you too.”
  • you were cursing at urself bc ur were stuttering
  • soAFTER YOU PERFORM
  • you walk backstage and jonghyun’s clapping, “you did it!”
  • he looked so cute and wyOU HONESTLY JUST WANT TO CRY BC WHO KNEW THAT THIS DAY WOULD COME WHERE U ARE TALKING TO KIM JONGHYUN?? OF NU’EST?!?!?!?
  • “thank you!” you smile, a little bit relaxed
  • you and jonghyun talk for a good couple of minutes
  • and u kept on playing with ur fingers and looking away
  • iT WA SOSOSO AWKWARD BUT AT THE SAME TIME
  • IT WAS SO NICE
  • idk
  • jonghyun wANTS YOUR NUMBER
  • SHFHFHCHHCHCHC calm down y/n calm down you say to yourself hOLY SHIT IM GETTINGKIMJONGHYUNS NUMBER HOLYFCIUK
  • so you shakily give your number to him and he just smiles
  • “i guess i’ll see you around?”
  • a few weeks, days later
  • you and jonghyun have been trying your best to disguise yourself
  • you were in a small cafe that people rarely go to
  • youre drinking ur cute latte that jonghyun got you
  • lets rewind to this cute ass moment:
  • “ooh, im getting a latte, you?” you ask, pulling out some cash
  • “might get a coffee, but i’m paying.”
  • “i’m paying.” you said
  • “it’s the man that pays, so i’m paying and thats it.”
  • “b-”
  • “no buts. just sit down, you dont need to pay me back.”
  • WHAT A GENTLEMAN JONGHYUN IS?????
  • you and jonghyun sit at the back of the corner
  • and you dont notice
  • that hes taking photos of u
  • so aesthetic
  • “thanks for the latte, i’ll pay you back”
  • “i told you, that you dont need to.” jonghyun smiles “it’s really okay”
  • “are you sure?” you ask
  • “yes i AM SURE Y/N”
  • you stare outside the window and you werent wearing your mask to disguise yourself
  • so this girl looks at you and gasps, tapping her friends shoulders and they come walking to you
  • “oh my god, im so sorry if our day will be ruined..” you didnt mean it in that way but you know jonghyun likes some privacy
  • “what do you mean?”
  • “i think some fans are coming over.”
  • “we can get these to go?”
  • too late
  • the two girls are already here
  • “oHMYGOD HI Y/N HI JONGHYUN- OH sorry are you guys on a date?”
  • you and jonghyun lOOK at each other before you quickly said
  • “nONONO ITS NOT LIKE THAT-”
  • inside jonghyun was a bit
  • sad. idk
  • he actually liked u and supported ur group so much hes never told you tho
  • he guessed that it was just for safety
  • but you both knew in like 2 seconds there are gonna be some shiT ass articles
  • the fans apologised before asking to take some photos but yo u BOTH HAD FUN ANYWAYS
  • TIMESKIP 
  • two hours later
  • FUCKN ARTICLES R ON UR PHONE EVERYWHERE ON TWITTER 
  • and you were terrified as you were doing a vlive today to celebrate ur comeback
  • EVEN your manager and members asked
  • ur manager was like “i know that its unprofessional of me… and its danger.. but i think.. you guys would be cute.”
  • yOU WERE SHOOKT
  • “noNO but.. we arent dating! we’re just friend-”
  • “right..”
  • and ur members are like DYING AND FANGIRLING
  • “OMGOMGOGM Y/N YOU AND JONGHYUN WOULD MAKE SUCH CUTE CHILD-”
  • “theres a childin here.” your leader looks at your maknae who cheekily smiles
  • “i didnt hear anything unnie!”
  • AND WHEN YOU WERE DOING UR VLIVE
  • JESUS CHRIST HALF OF UR CHAT WAS LEGIT JUST PEOPLE ASKING ABOUT YOU ANF JONGHYUN
  • SO YOU FINALLY WANTED TO MAKE IT CLEAR
  • “everyone’s asking about you and jonghyun, y/n!” your leader says
  • you blush but take a deep breath
  • “if you like jonghyun and wanting to like, haunt me down, i am going to say that i am NOT dating jonghyun- it was a simple hanging out with friends occasion. pLEASEDONTKILLME”
  • jonghyun was lowkey watching and he laughs bc ur so cute
  • does he like you??
  • hE was confused too
  • he liked you
  • but …
  • maybe more as a friend
  • ……….HMMMMM
  • months later
  • you and jonghyun have become well known
  • but both of u havent confessed
  • me: *screaming* tf yall come on just date already
  • even fans suggested to go on we got married AND DEOHEOEVVRVGRVGR WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS
  • you have gotten some hate but not as much as you thought bc
  • everyone thinks u and jonghyun are cute
  • even yoUR MANAGERS AND COMPANIES LIEK ?????? WOOOOAHHHH
  • it was a really shooking experince
  • you had no idea that it would turn out like this
  • and you really trusted jonghyun a lot
  • u can count on him
  • he would even ask his managers to shorten his schedule just to be with you :’))))))))))))
  • *shedding tears*
  • me:why the fuck arent yALL DATING KJEGIDGVEI
  • jonghyun actually did not mind the fact his and ur name were trending in korea
  • he really didnt mind at all
  • you on the other side
  • u were used to it but you were always panicking
  • you and jonghyun are walking down the streets
  • “should we get bbq?” jonghyun asks
  • you nod, “sure!”
  • ALL
  • OF
  • A
  • FUCKING
  • SUDDEN
  • ALL
  • OF
  • A
  • FUCKIN
  • SUDDEN
  • HOL
  • UY
  • SH
  • I
  • T
  • WHAT
  • IS
  • GOINGON
  • WHATTHEFUCK
  • ISGOINGON
  • SCREAMING
  • SHEDDINGTEARS
  • loololol jk sorry
  • anyways
  • JONGHYUN HOLDS UR HAND
  • HE TAKES IT AND
  • PUTS IT WITH YOURS
  • he knows what hes doing
  • bc ur smaller than  him
  • hes smiling at himself
  • bc ur so cute and ur like hiding urself
  • “jonghyun?”
  • “yeah?” he looks at you
  • “w-what are you doing?”
  • BOOM
  • the end
  • hahahahahahha LOOOL THE ENDINGS UP TO  U ALL ;)))))))))))
  • i wouldve written like he kissed u but tf
  • i wouldve written like “he kissed u and butterflies were in ur stomach” SORRY IM NOT THAT FLUFFY BC IM AN ANGST LOVER
  • HOPE U LIKE THIS
  • why did it take so long to confess yall smh
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