i know dan already tagged this and everything

Yo listen me out.

Bungou Stray Dogs OCs based on contemporary authors.

  • J.K. Rowling. Ability: Fantastic Beasts, she summons mythological beasts from a grimoire.
  • Neil Gaiman. Ability: Neverwhere, projects your worst fear in your mind.
  • Terry Pratchett. Ability: Invisible Library, sends you to the 3z pocket dimension.
  • George R. R. Martin. Ability: Valar Morghulis, predetermines your destiny setting you in a long path of agony that ends in your horrifying death. Catch: it’s so long you might never get there if you are marked as IMPORTANT.
  • Lewis Carroll. Ability: We Are All Mad Here, hallucinations akin to a drugtrip
  • Anne Rice. Ability: Queen of the Damned, can gain superhuman strenght the more blood she loses, but she risks blood loss.
  • J. R. R. Tolkien. Ability: One to Rule them All, corrupts people into mindless puppets, but works on one person at time.
  • Darren Shan. Ability: Hunters of the Dusk, can find any person he met at least once.
  • L. Frank Baum. Ability: Think of Kansas, can teleport to any place he’s been to.
  • Isaac Asimov. Ability: Foundation, technomancy.
  • Sergej Luk'janenko. Ability: Night Watch, during nighttime, he can pinpoint an ability user’s power and weakness in a moment.
  • Stephenie Meyer. Ability: Breaking Dawn,  she becomes a living flash bomb and blinds her enemies.
  • Stephen King. Ability: Dreamcatcher, he can give people horrible nightmares to keep them awake and exhaust them.
  • Lemony Snicket. Ability: The Notorious Notations. He sits there and obnoxiously narrates everything. Plus, he’s intangibile so you cant do anything about it.

auregis  asked:

"Jeanne, looks like we are being seen as "evil". Would you like to help me with this... misunderstanding?" He's proposing to cause chaos. The Chaldea — and everything in the world — is already his, but Gilgamesh is not pleased with how a certain someone acts. It's time for disciplinary measure.

“I don’t know. Being labeled as ‘Evil’ is actually quite fitting for me. But since you went so graciously out of your way to ask me. Why not?”


@ofchaldea tagging you since this is the start of the apocalypse inside Chaldea. NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN.

The Boyfriend Tag

A/N: tysm for all the excellent suggestions for this fic n apologies for the wait

part 1 / The Girlfriend Tag

“This feels familiar,” you muse.

You’re sat on Dan’s chequered bed as he adjusts the camera and lighting, grinning.

“Gotta give the people what they want,” he shrugs.

You roll your eyes. Hard to believe that it’s you that they seem to want to see. Dan had posted his Girlfriend Tag video a month ago, revealing your relationship with him to his huge audience. The response had been overwhelming. Your social media had instantly blown up with nice messages and love and support. You were so pleasantly surprised by the internet’s reaction.

Many of Dan’s viewers had also requested a part two to the original video so, after some light persuasion, you had been convinced to re-enter the world of YouTube tag videos.

“Hello internet,” Dan begins his intro after settling down on the bed and shuffling close to you, “today y/n is back on my bed!”

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140611 Happy Birthday ✧ Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire)

*HappyBirthday.mp3 starts playing*

Hi, Dan! First of all, I’m sorry for this shitty thing (even tho it’s better than anything I’ve made for my main fandom ,_,) but I wanted to wish you a happy birthday before the day was over.

Wuwuwuw I hope you’re having a great great day, I wish you all the success and happiness and yeah :)

You’re one of my favorite people in the whole world, even tho I’m not active in the phandom, I just know that I love you and I’m really grateful for all the laughs and for making me feel like being awkward isn’t that bad.

And well yeah, I’m not good with words at all but your danosaurs love you very very much (I think you already know that) and just keep being yourself, cause we’re happy to see you grow up and to be part of you journey ^^;;

Thank you for everything, Dan.

*I’m sorry for my bad English, it’s not my first language >_<