i knew it would be u

anonymous asked:

Everytime I see u and ducky's cup/bowl video I get so angry because it's a MUG

and if you ~actually ~watched it you would ~see i ~say “are you willing to accept it’s a mug. cause if you are - mugs are cups”

mugs are a type of cup. mugs are cups. they’re cups, fam. fucking cups. mugs, glasses, goblets, etc – all types of cups. if i knew, had i known, had i had an inkling, had i had a single shred of a half of a piece of an iota that i’d get really smart feeling kiddos messaging me about “hee hah her merger it’s actually a mug” i would have filmed the whole thing with a big fat disclaimer saying “I KNOW ITS A MUG. MUGS ARE CUPS THIS IS KNOWN” in flashing neon lights accompanied by 50 asterisks and a dancing frog with a little hat and a cane.

christ almighty™ cup v bowls has taken years off my life

anonymous asked:

Do u have a theory on Mor and Hybern? Or is it just a thought because u don't have enough conclusive evidence? Either way I'd love to hear it! :)

Hi Nonnie, I have so many theories, but zero conclusive evidence. Aside from Amren we know the least about Mor. 

Theory 1: When she dropped the knife, it’s because the king responded to her attack and let a little more of that poison seep into Az’s heart. She knew that the king could kill Az in the time it would take her to kill the king. This theory would mean that Az and Mor are mates. 

Theory 2: Before you read this. If this is true I will SCREAM and put ACOWAR in time out. The king and Mor are mates. She physically cannot kill him, however that is borrowing from TOG mate behavior. It has not been confirmed in ACOTAR if mates are able to kill each other. 

Theory 3: We often get lost in Mor’s bubbly personality. Rhys calls Mor in when his armies, Az and Cassian fail. Please let that amount of power sink in for a single moment. 

Deep in my bones I believe it was just her and Miryam marched in The Black Land and freed those slaves. 

Mor’s power is truth when she speaks to the mortal queens “Truth is deadly. Truth is is freedom. Truth can break and mend and bind.”

I have a sneaky suspicion that at that very moment she feels a truth, a truth that killing the king could break or bind something she does not want. 

btob talk #1: peniel > minhyuk
  • 👶🏻: we asked minhyuk who is his fave member in btob and since i will be hosting his interview i thought he would say "ah peniel is my favourite" but he replied "why would you ask something like this" he knew im gonna host his interview before he knew (mh laugh embarrassedly) so lets ask him again*hopeful tone* hyung am i ur fave in btob? ‬
  • ‪🐹: ah really why would u ask something like this... everyone is important to me its like asking if you like mum or dad more which is why i answer like that... are u upset (that i didnt put u as my fave)‬
  • ‪👶🏻: i thought our hearts are connected but we seemed to not have clicked :((((‬

eyepatchhaise  asked:

1, how was the art school thing 2, are you gonna draw stussy?

awww thank u for asking anouk <3

so…i got accepted, the interview lasted an hour and a half, i already toured the place last week and knew who i was going to talk to, and the second director talked to me a bit and seemed to have much more positive energy than the one who was going to interview me ahah but basically

it was an hour of critique of course but just saying how “maniered” my style was how he was worried how it would render in a comic “have you ever seen a train?” “did you sketch these places at night with no people in it?” and in the few comic pages i brought, that i thought had to develop a very complex idea to give a preview of how far it could go, where “completely unreadable and incomprehensible” the concept must have been “fucked” since the start to give such a flawed result, too much at once

and i absolutely cannot remember a single positive comment and was basically experiencing the mist of indifference by this point continuously smiling and joking, that who would represent poison in a scorpion instead of a spider?! indeed, that is a very big problem (that i was completely aware of and terribly worried about, every comment, i had expected it and it indeed came up) it completely went over me to remotely defend myself i explained sure but aside from that none, going on about a girl who tried an animation school right after and completely failed on a point going on about how he would rather have someone who draws less well but narrative wise way stronger, even if people fail they will still finish the programme are you parents alright with such a job ect (it’s not free too)

and then he goes “of course, we want you” and brings the papers

i couldn’t even leave feeling relieved on the moment because it was a lot to take in lolol but i’ll “weigh the pros and cons” but yeah!

Kindly reminding u of the fact that he was actually going on a suicide mission in order to save john and he said he didn’t wanna die when smith was going to kill him not bc he was afraid of death but bc he knew his death would hurt john the most and he couldn’t do that to john he couldn’t die not after mary’s death so basically the only reason sherlock is alive according to his own words is people that love him and will miss him aka john watson and now i have made myself cry

okay so yall know how tommy has the whole physical use of his powers thing??

what if he developed the ability to do all the same reality warping shit billy does but like?? has to physically do some kind of gesture or movement that he would mentally associate with whatever action he wants to happen

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Happy Birthday, Viktor Nikiforov! and Merry Christmas

“I don’t feel like kissing it unless it’s gold.”

u know how i know that Tony and Steve were never actually friends and Tony never understood Steve as Steve and only ever knew Cap?
bc at the end when he was all “u don’t deserve that shield, it doesn’t belong to you” he legit thought that being Cap was the most important thing to Steve, that hearing that would make him stop and hand Bucky over and reevaluate his stance. and then when Steve just sighed and dropped the shield and readjusted his grip on Bucky, the actual most important thing to him, and walked away, Tony was sat there like wasnt_expecting_that.mp3

I told this story about refugees a couple years ago on Veteran’s Day with a humorous slant. I’m going to tell it again today, unfiltered.

Years ago, on my first deployment to Iraq, I befriended a local boy, Brahim, who would quickly become one of our interpreters. He was able to do so, because the turnover rate for local nationals work with us was enormous. And not because they quit, because they were killed.

Besides the money, we were able to get them to volunteer with us by promising them refugee status in the U.S. if they completed a tour. (But really, I think the chain of command knew that most interpreters wouldn’t make it through their contracts alive.)

Anyway, Brahmin would tell me about all the family members he lost in the conflict–brothers, cousins, aunts, uncles, all of em. He told me how he lived in a one bedroom house with 7 people. No clean, power every other week because of the rolling blackouts, etc.

He told me how they did have the basic necessities most days and that him volunteering with us was one of their sole sources of income. One day, I went down to the PX and bought him $20, maybe $30 worth of toiletries. Nbd really. Just didn’t want dude to smell like shit.

When I presented it to him, he cried. Literally bawled his eyes out and said he give his life for me. OVER SOAP. Completely sobering. He spent the next year acting as our liaison, providing us with valuable intel, essentially saving our lives on a daily basis. At 16.

At the end of my tour in Iraq, I knew I was leaving him to die. I knew I’d never see him again. Was just kinda like “take care kid.”

Fast forward 5 years. And I’m flying home to Phoenix to bury my little brother who was brutally murdered. (Gun violence is another subject.)

I remember the day like it was yesterday. I cried my eyes out all the way from Hawaii to Arizona. Fucking brutal. Spend 6 years fighting wars and you don’t expect to get a phone call that your kid brother was randomly murdered in a carjacking. 

Anyway, I land in Arizona and it’s pouring. Hop off and walk down to the taxi stand. (Uber’s weren’t really a thing in 2013.)

I get in the first taxi that pulls up and we’re off. Driver starts to make the standard small talk. Where you from, what do you do, etc. I tell him I just got out of the military and blah blah. He says “oh great. I love the military. You ever travel anywhere?” Tell him, “Sure. Been to every corner of the globe. Africa, Afghanistan, Iraq, etc.” He says “Oh! I’m from Iraq! What part?”

I say “Kirkuk, mostly.” And he says “I’m from Kirkuk.” And then gets really fucking quiet. Like awkwardly quiet. Making me nervous quiet.  My first thought is I killed one of his family members and he recognizes me. And now I’m literally getting ready to bail out of the cab.

I see him staring at me in the rear view. I can see the anguish in his eyes. And then he starts to PULL THE CAB TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.

He stops, turns around and says, “Dylan, you remember me? It’s me, Brahim.” And I’m like wtffffff. And just start sobbing. We got out of that taxi off the I10 and Rural and hugged it out on a bridge in the rain on some Notebook shit. I didn’t ever care, man.

So I’m like WTF ARE YOU DOING IN FUCKING ARIZONA?! HOW? MAN WHAT? And he’s like I did my 4 years and they gave me a visa. They gave him some cash and a one-way ticket to the States. Asked him where he wanted to go, and he said where the weather is like Iraq.

So they sent him to Arizona.

5 years after I left him in Iraq and a few days after my younger brother was violently murdered, the universe linked us up again.

Brahim literally saved my life, twice.

Lost one brother, and got another one back. 

(had to share this amazing story here. link to the original twitter thread)

kit-kat-ronnie  asked:

Honestly tho ur voltron headcanons r pure gold. Like who knew I could love the meme team so much.

thank u my dude

  • shiro: “i’m tired, guess i’ll go to slee-” *three alarms go off, allura yells something about forming voltron, part of the castle blows up*
  • Keith the Training Room Gremlin
  • “hunk would never have let me down like this”
  • coran is lowkey stressed about how fragile the new paladins are. do you know how many things can kill a human, princess. princess do you. they’re so squishy
  • any time an alien does something fucking bizarre they’re just like. “same”
    • coran: “on yordek the native peoples ride 30 ft tall seaweed slugs into battle” lance: “i mean same”
    • *alien yodels in greeting” pidge: “tbh…. same”
  • keith wears his collar up like a hooligan bc he thinks it’s Cool
  • “lance, now is not the time for your shenanigans” “it was a single shenanigan. technically more of a hijink”
  • *allura voice* “if you die, walk it off”
  • suggested drinking game: take a shot every time the particle barrier goes down
    • they don’t do it. they’d die of alcohol poisoning
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I lost my mother, my country, my birthright.
Niflheim was the only life left to me.

for my dearest ravus lover, @ravusnoxfleurett.

useless fact about David Bowie
  • he had Celiac’s disease
  • u know the thing where you get tummy ache after eating gluten-containing flours etc.
  • good
  • it gets better
  • because he knew that it hurt him and Iman kept an eye on him so he would not eat stuff with it
  • and everytime Iman would go away or something David STRAIGHT UP went to their chef and said “pls make normal brownies” because, I quote, the pain would be “worth it”
  • he’s a grown ass man and his wife tries so hard to keep his diet in line (bless her)
  • but he is simultaneously 69 and, like, NINE and wants real brownies
  • can u imagine, maybe he got a really bad stomach ache this time and does not recover in time so he lies on the couch when Iman returns and she’s like oh bby and makes him a hot-water bottle
  • and she sits by him and lets him whine a bit and strokes his hair and then says very stern “DAVID I TOLD U”
  • bless this child

We didn’t kiss. Maybe it would all have been different if we had; if she’d planted her feet straight through the ground and stayed there long enough for me to taste the bubblegum on her mouth one last time. Maybe she would have remembered something important and stayed. Instead, she just smiled, her golden hair dry and shining while water soaked through my clothes and clung to my eyelashes. Her dress was clinging to her thighs, and I watched the yellow sunflowers mold themselves onto her legs.

“See you soon,” she said, looking at me one last time before turning on her heels. It was more of a goodbye than I’d ever gotten before, and I was struck still with it. I knew that, beyond anything, I would never see her again, that she had packed up the last of us in her boxes and moved on, but I wanted to believe that she meant it.


She slammed the van door shut behind her and they pulled away, the U-Haul rumbling behind them—a faithful dog full of memories. She didn’t look back until they got to the end of the street, where her entire body turned to look at me through the rain-streaked window of the trunk. She puffed out a breath, fogging up a small circle of the window, and pressed her mouth to it, then she was gone. A cloud of smoke trailed after her the way most things did, and then nothing but the wet sound of tires on the soaked street.


I wondered if she ever wished the rain could touch her. If the rain was ever sad that it couldn’t.

—  excerpt from “Halo”, a short story by Caitlyn Siehl
Good boy

yALL I FUCKING FUCKED UP TODAY TEACHING

So basically you have a group of back muscles called the “Erector Spinae”. And I asked my students if they knew what the word “Erector” meant. Its a valid question cause its the function of the muscles! And a guy next to me said “…..Erection?”

AND MY FUCKING SLY ASS DOESNT EVEN THINK and replied “good boy.”

IT WAS MY LAST MISTAKE EVER MADE IN MY LIFE. THESE ARE GROWN ASS COLLEGE STUDENTS LIKE ME AND U MENTION ERECTION AND THEY LOSE IT. BUT HERE I AM SAYING “GOOD BOY” TO A GUY THAT SAID “erECTION” AND THEY ARE HOWLING AT THIS POINT. Absolutely losing it.

So throughout the rest of the class anytime someone got a answer right they would just say “good boy” whether it was a boy or girl that answered it. I created the next class meme. This is my legacy.

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i knew i would be doing this the very moment i realized this tamatoa tuesday happens to be on valentine’s day

credit to the people who sent the ideas for these are in the captions! y’all are the best

Jin doesn’t need his camera anymore.

Jin didn’t have a camera in “Spring Day.” This is a big deal–big enough that bighit chose this image as the official thumbnail of the “Spring Day” music video. So it’s clearly important–but why?

Since I NEED U, the prologue, and RUN, Jin has been taking photos and videos of himself and his friends. 

He was recording it all–their times together, their recklessness and carelessness–because he knew it would end. Eventually, they would grow up. He would grow up. And then, he would lose everything–his innocence, his freedom, and his friends. He needed to capture it all before it was too late. 

Finally, in “Spring Day,” he raises his hands to take a picture, but he doesn’t have a camera. He still feels the urge to record, but…something is different. He has grown up, that much is clear (Jin was the first to become an adult, both literally and figuratively. He’s the eldest in the group, and in his short film “AWAKE” from the WINGS era, he is the only one who is “Awake,” who accepts his fate. You can read more about that short film’s meaning here.) But what of his friends? What has changed?

The reality is that Jin doesn’t need to take pictures anymore. His friends aren’t leaving him, as previously thought–on the contrary, they are joining him on this life journey, even into adulthood. Before, BTS ran the risk of destroying themselves. Just a look at the WINGS short films reveals this. They were angry, destructive, distraught–torn between childhood and adulthood. They didn’t want to grow up. They wanted to be “Young Forever,” as the song suggested– to “RUN” from their responsibilities, their fates, like the Lost Boys of Neverland. (The original Peter Pan story had 7 lost boys (like the 7 members of BTS), which BTS adopted as the theme for their HYYH albums. Bighit essentially confirmed this on their Instagram, dressing the boys up like the lost boys and tagging “NEVERLAND” in their promotional photos for “RUN.”) The previous MVs mark a time of carelessness for the boys, and until now, it seemed like this denial of their responsibilities would be their doom. 

But at the end of “Spring Day,” you see all 7 boys on the train. As a mentioned in my first analysis of “Spring Day (read here), trains are a vessel for travel–for moving from one place to another. Before, in RUN, BTS hangs out around trains, but they are never moving. And those that are moving only pass them by. The train is calling to them, but none of the boys have the courage to get on–to leave their old lives behind for a new one: adulthood.

But in “Spring Day,” the boys finally hop on board. By boarding the train, BTS officially left behind their youth by accepting their responsibilities as adults. And by going to a new place (a place seemingly on the verge of spring, a time of new beginnings) BTS are saying that they are ready for whatever lies ahead. In other words, they are leaving one station, one location, for another. Starting a new chapter in their lives, so to speak.

The rest of BTS finally chose to leave Neverland, just as Jin had–they have chosen to leave their childhood behind. And so, Jin doesn’t need a camera anymore. He doesn’t need to record their memories, because their time together will never end. They’re in this life journey together. From now on, Jin will never walk alone.

This is pt. 2 of my “Spring Day” analysis. Find pt. 1 here :)

Code: Realize: King of Cakes Lupin 

Well, I knew Lupin is a bit of an ego-maniac but that cake is basically wearing his own clothes! Hmnn…it’s certainly an odd-shaped cake, but very creative without a doubt and has Lupin’s signature cane, top hat, vest and jacket colors and even his bowtie! Honestly, how do you manipulate rolled fondant like that? Well, Lupin’s cake is no lie, that’s for sure. Have your cake and eat it too. 


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As a fan,,, this picture is nice,,,

but as an industrial worker™,,, RAVI THIS IS UNSAFE,,, put that helmet on thats what its ment for,,,, ur gonna go blind!!!! dont look at it,,, godadamn