i knew it i knew

4

In which Keith is more Galra than first meets the eye.

Keith:… well, that does explain a lot about the time I went to a strobe party.

Lance: You’ve been to a party???

in my dream, trump tried to stop some famous musician from tweeting because he said something against him. he couldn’t actually do that, like he did with the national parks twitter, because the celebrity didnt work for the govt

so instead of stopping, he wrote a song and made a music video about how trump should suck his dick and fuck off, and tweeted that

i never knew i needed daddy magnus until i got daddy magnus. so imagine

  • magnus checking in on raphael every single day for about five years until raphael deadass turns to him and says “dad, I’m good, I’m a grown up, I can take care of myself” and then magnus stops hovering
    • (that’s a lie, he doesn’t, he just hovers from afar)
  • magnus letting raphael complain about camille and her attitudes even though he’s still not speaking to her/ hasn’t seen her in a century and even though talking about her hurts him, because he cares about raphael too much to not give him this type of support
  • magnus checking in on simon every other day to make sure that he’s drinking enough blood
  • magnus letting simon talk about his mother’s alcoholism and giving simon a shoulder to cry on
    • (perhaps telling simon about the times when magnus also thought alcohol was a better alternative and how he managed to overcome it)
  • magnus taking clary in after jocelyn’s death since clary’s only living relative is a mass murderer and the clave/institute see her more as a burden than an asset
  • magnus getting clary a bedroom in his apartment, sitting down with her in bed with hot chocolate so he can recount all the times he’s had to babysit her in the past, giving back some of the memories he took from her in the form of stories
  • magnus’ heart breaking whenever he sees the longing glances clary and jace give each other because he cares about clary’s happiness ridiculously and he knows she’s still far from having even a portion of it back
  • magnus’ downworlder children – and clary - getting together to give him a nice gift in his birthday and getting magnus’ eyes to fill with tears and magnus to feel like the best decision in his life, in all these centuries, was to let these kids have a home in it only for him to find out that he has a home in them too.

bonus:

  • a very distressed alec  wondering what the hell he’s going to do with this many step children

I’m so sorry, it was going to be a single picture and then I got carried away and now I’m crying I don’t even know what’s happening here
In case you can’t read the words:
John, seeing Alex: f*ck
Laf also seeing Alex: Oh, he’s cute
John: I know right?!
Laf: dude get his attention so we can flirt
John: Okay. *walks over to Alex telling himself, ‘be cool John be casual’
John, next to Alex: *deep breath* YO YO YO
Alex: jfc
Laf: Why?

*throws at you then runs away*

5

Y’all might be interested in these Jeopardy! clues in the category “Math in Movies” (from last Friday):

  1. $400 | Dev Patel played mathematician Srinivasa Ramanujan in 2016′s “The Man Who Knew” this limitless number
  2. $800 (Daily Double) | The Fibonacci sequence factors into the clues left behind by a museum curator in this 2006 film*
  3. $1200 | I have the solution! This film starred Gwyneth Paltrow as a mathematician afraid of inheriting insanity
  4. $1600 | The instrument called this type of “rule” helps rescue the crew of “Apollo 13″
  5. $2000 | Jodie Foster directed & starred in this “Little” film about a math prodigy & his mom

Correct responses below:

¿ǝʇɐ⊥ uɐW ǝ❘ʇʇı⅂ sı ʇɐɥM ˙5 ¿ǝ❘nɹ ǝpı❘s ɐ sı ʇɐɥM ˙߈ ¿ɟooɹԀ sı ʇɐɥM ˙Ɛ ¿ǝpoↃ ıɔuıᴧ ɐᗡ ǝɥ⊥ sı ʇɐɥM ˙ᘔ ¿ʎʇıuıɟuı sı ʇɐɥM ˙⇂

* Image features a confused-looking champion Neil Uspal, who risked $2000 and did get the correct response.

i…can we please talk about this?! (source)

So, just so everyone knows where I’m at so far. I have about 82 requests……

It’s going to be a long February. XD

Originally posted by euphorichris

I would also like to remind everyone that if your message is missing a number, or doesn’t have a specific ship typed in, it’s getting tossed. If you think you were vague on what ship you wanted, you might want to send it again while you still have time.