Every Gay down in Gayville liked Johnlock a lot
But the Deb… [dramatic musical cue]… who lived far South of Gayville…did not!
The Deb hated Johnlock! The whole Johnlock season!
Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be her gay exes gave the wrong flowers.
It could be the time she spent READING for HOURS.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that her heart was two sizes too small.
But, whatever the reason, the BOOKS or bouquets,
She stood there on Johnlock Eve hating the Gays,
Staring down from her cave with a sour Debra frown
At the warm lighted windows below in their town,
For she knew every Gay down in Gayville beneath
Was busy now hanging a hollygay wreath.
“And they’re posting their meta,” she snarled with a sneer.
“Tomorrow is Johnlock! It’s practically here!”
Then she growled, with her Deb fingers nervously drumming,
“I must find some way to keep Johnlock from coming!”