- Lance: Gosh its the new year someone will have to kiss me
- Hunk: As your bff I'm out.
- Shiro: Space dad.
- Coran: Space uncle.
- Pidge: You're old.
- Lance to Allura: Looks like it's you and me Princess.
- Allura: ... I'm 10thousand years older than you...
- Lance: That's not what you said to Shiro
- Pidge: Does it really matter.
- Lance: No one will kiss meeeee. Am I so repulsive that none of you will brave these lips? Will step up to-
- Keith: *Stomps over and kisses him*
- Keith, bright red: There. Now will you shut up.
- Lance, bright red: fhdjgjshfhsifh.
- Hunk: I think you broke him..
- Pidge: Rest in fucking pieces
ALL OF THEM