i kissed your dad

  • Lance: Gosh its the new year someone will have to kiss me
  • Hunk: As your bff I'm out.
  • Shiro: Space dad.
  • Coran: Space uncle.
  • Pidge: You're old.
  • Lance to Allura: Looks like it's you and me Princess.
  • Allura: ... I'm 10thousand years older than you...
  • Lance: That's not what you said to Shiro
  • Pidge: Does it really matter.
  • Lance: No one will kiss meeeee. Am I so repulsive that none of you will brave these lips? Will step up to-
  • Keith: *Stomps over and kisses him*
  • Keith, bright red: There. Now will you shut up.
  • Lance, bright red: fhdjgjshfhsifh.
  • Hunk: I think you broke him..
  • Pidge: Rest in fucking pieces
I Guess

Pairing: Dean x Reader
Words:   1023
Requested by Anonymous:  Can you write a one shot where the reader is Bobbys daughter but she’s dating dean and Bobby of course doesn’t like that until dean has to safe her on a hunt?

         You heard the roar of the Impala outside and immediately ran out to greet your boyfriend. Dean Winchester’s car could be heard for miles, especially when you were waiting to see him after about a week apart.

           “Dean!” you squealed, running to hug him as he got out of the car.

           “Hey, Sweetheart,” he grinned, lifting you up and swinging you around, “Miss me?” he laughed.

           “You know I did,” you said.

           Dean put you down and kissed you, “I missed you too.”

           “You better leave that outside,” your dad called from the front door.

           You sighed and looked up at Dean, “He loves me. He loves you …”

           “But he hates us together,” Dean nodded, “I know. One of these days he might be okay with us.”

           “Bobby Singer doesn’t just give in,” you said.

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  • 2:Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
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  • 4:Do you find it easy to trust others?
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  • 13:What time do you go to bed?
  • 14:Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
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  • 16:Do you always answer your texts?
  • 17:Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
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  • 19:Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
  • 20:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
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  • 72:What do you most like about making out?
  • 73:Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
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  • 76:Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
  • 77:Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
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  • 81:Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
  • 82:Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
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  • 84:Last time you slow danced with someone?
  • 85:Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
  • 86:How can I win your heart?
  • 87:What is your astrological sign?
  • 88:What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 89:Do you cook?
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  • 91:If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
  • 92:Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
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I don’t understand people who don’t let their dogs on the furniture. I get pissed when my dog doesn’t want to spoon with me at night and you wont even let them sit next to you??? How do you even snuggle? 

BTS REACTION TO YOU BEING PREGNANT!

Jin: “You’re what?!” He yelled stunned, he stood there for a few moments until he dropped to his knees clutching your stomach “Our child, Jagi I love you” He smiled kissing your stomach.

Originally posted by bts0726

Suga: “I’m going to be a dad?” He asked, you nodded and he stood there speechless “I’M GOING TO BE A DAD!” He screamed, you giggled as he dropped to the floor pretending to faint “I love you” He smiled

Originally posted by minpuffs

Rap Monster: He was stunned but would take it seriously “Do we want to keep him or her?” He asked “I’m all in to keeping it” He smiled, you nodded signalling you wanted to keep it, he hugged you tightly “I love you” He smiled into your neck.

Originally posted by baebsaes

V: The alien wouldn’t take it seriously and think your joking until you showed him the pregnancy test, he snatch it from your hands and stare at it, you bit your lip anxiously and he looked back up at you smiling widely, he grabbed your hands and kissed you “I’ve been waiting for this, my whole life” He smiled.

Originally posted by jeonbase

Jhope: The horse screamed making your ears bleed (Not literally) he grabbed your stomach lightly and kissed it a billion times while crying actual tears, he grabbed your face and kissed you all over “I love you, I can’t believe you’d give me a child” He smiled kissing you once again with wet tears “I can’t wait to tell the others!” He yelled giggling.

Originally posted by bwipsul

Jimin: “Jagi!” He yelled kissing you “Ohmygod we are going to have a baby!” He smiled beaming with glee “I love you” He spoke kissing you all over.

Originally posted by booptae

Jungkook: He stared at the pregnancy test speechless, he would just stare at it for like 5 minutes straight until his normal face turned white, he grabbed your face and kissed it “I want to be a dad” He smiled.

Originally posted by donewithjeon

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We're having an ant baby

Pairing: Scott x reader

Anon request: Hi I was wondering if you could do more Scott Lang smut? Like really fluffy and then afterwards the reader finds out she’s pregnant? Thank you

“Y/n ! ! ! !” Cassie shouted as she ran towards me.

“Cassie don’t run in the house” Scott started to talk

“Cassie my love, give me a hug” I crouched down and opened my arms for Cassie. She latched her arms around my neck and let out a small scream when I stood up and started spinning her around.

“I missed you so much y/n” Cassie finally said as I stopped spinning her around.

“I missed you too Cassie” I replied as I placed a kiss on her cheek.

“I glad to see you missed your dad as well Cassie” Scott interrupted us.

“I did miss you daddy but not as much as y/n” Cassie laughed when she watched Scott put on a sad expression.

“Can I at least get in on the hug?” Scott pouted. I looked at Cassie and smiled

“Fine, come here” Scott rushed over to us and joined us in a hug.

“Ahh nothing like a group hug with my ladies” Scott started tickling me and Cassie.

“Daddy stop ! ! ! ” Cassie playfully laughed

“Don’t worry sweetie, I’ll protect you” I playfully pushed Scott away and ran towards the backdoor of Scott’s house.

“Oh you guys are going to get it” I heard Scott as I opened the backdoor and ran into the backyard.

“You’ll never catch us alive” Cassie taunted as we climbed the jungle gym Scott built for her when he bought the house.

“Oh no my only weakness, climbing” Scott faked his horror and he dramatically fall on the ground.

“We did Cassie” I smiled at the little girl as we gave each other a high five.

“Alright let’s get down and help your daddy up. Then later you can help me bake some cookie”

“Ohh cookies, can I have some when they’re done” Scott asked as he sat up on the grass.

“Only if you help me wash the dishes after”

“Deal, come on Cassie you better change so your mom won’t freak out if you get flour on the dress she bought you” Scott pointed at the dress she was wearing

“Ok daddy, I hate this dress anyways, she picked it out not me” Scott helped Cassie get down before helping me.

“I’ll go set up in the kitchen and I’ll meet you guys there” I went to place a kiss on Scott’s cheek but he moved and it landed on his lips.

“Gross, kissing” we looked at Cassie who was looking at us in disgust.

“Come on peanut let go changed” Scott threw Cassie over his shoulder and ran inside the house.

“God I love those two” I whispered to myself as I entered the house again and got the stuff out to make the cookies. A mere 10 minutes later Cassie comes running into the kitchen.

“What cookies are we making” Cassie asked excitedly

“Yeah what cookies are you guys making” Scott asked as he walked in with a different shirt on.

“Chocolate chip?”

“Yay” Cassie clapped

“Alight let’s get started” the rest of the day we spent it baking the cookies. I decided we would make different types so we had a variety to choose from. Once we finished the last batch Scott sent Cassie to changed into the dress she came in. It wasn’t until 6:00pm when Cassie’s mother came to pick her up. I was in the kitchen when Scott answered the door.

“Maggie” Scott tensed up when he opened the door.

“Scott” Maggie replied coldly

“Mommy” Cassie ran to her mother

“Hey sweetie did you have fun today?”

“Yesss ! ! ! I baked cookies with y/n and daddy”

“Really” Cassie’s mother smiled at her. “And you don’t have any stains on you”

“That’s because daddy made me change”

“Smart move Scott” his ex wife looked at him. I decided to break there tension by bringing a plate of the cookies we baked.

“Hey Maggie, here are some cookies we baked. We made different types, I hope you like them” I handed her the plate.

“Thank you y/n, that’s so nice of you” I watched as she whispered something into Scott’s ear causing him to glare at her. “Come on Cassie let’s go home”

“Bye y/n” Cassie gave me a hug before going to her dad and hugging him as well “bye daddy”

“Bye peanut”

“Bye Cassie” we waved as she got into her moms car.

“What did you’re ex wife whisper to you to make you so mad a second a go” I asked Scott as he closed as locked the front door.

“She said that she still doesn’t understand why a woman as sweet as you would want to be with a guy like me.” He huffed out the last part.

“Well isn’t she a peach” I laughed as I placed my arms around his neck. “Please don’t let her get in your head. I’m with you because I’m in love with you and your adorkable personality. And if after four years together you still can’t see that then we have a problem mister” I kissed his nose. “I love you Scott” I rested my forehead against his.

“I love you too y/n” Scott replied before pressed his lips against mine.

“Guess what Scott” I asked in a seductive voice

“What?” Scott placed his hands on my butt and giving it a squeeze.

“You still need to do the dishes” I giggled and I pushed myself away from him.

“Aw come on y/n” Scott complained as he realized there were a lot of dishes to be washed.

“You promised babe. But you know what I’m going to be a sweet girlfriend and help you out” I grabbed Scott’s hand and dragged him into the kitchen. “You wash and I’ll dry ok” I looked at Scott and he already had a scowl on his face.

“Fine” he grumbled as he started to wash the dirty dishes. It took us 30 minutes to do the dishes because Scott kept complaining the entire time.

“Yessss the last one” Scott cheered as he waved around the dirty bowl before he washed it and handed it to me so I could dry it.

“And we’re done ! ! See that wasn’t so bad was it?”

“Yeah especially now that I could do this” I turned to see what Scott was talking about only to met with cold water coming out of the detachable sink hose.

“SCOTT” I shrieked “stop, it’s cold” I laughed before he turned it off.

“I’m sorry babe, but at least I got you wet tonight” I immediately slapped his arm.

“You’re disgusting” I cringed at his dirty joke “I’m going to go change”

“Alright and to show I’m sorry let me carry you to the room” Scott turned around and I got on his back before he made his way into our bedroom. I picked out my pajamas before I started removing my shirt and jeans.

“Really y/n” Scott questioned as he noticed I was wearing an ant printed bra and matching underwear.

“What my boyfriend is ant-man I only thought it was appropriate to have ant printed underwear.” I put my hand on my hips as I subtly posed causing him to laugh.

“When did you buy them” Scott couldn’t help but laugh.

“Two weeks ago, I was with Wanda on a mission and I saw them on a mannequin. Don’t you like them?”

“They’re adorable” Scott wrapped his arms around my body and pulled me close to him. “I love you” he kissed my lips. “And I love when you surprise me with things like this” he started playing with my bra strap.

“Really now ?” I questioned as I started to unbuckle his belt and undid his jeans.

“What are you doing” Scott gave me a puzzling look.

“Oh you don’t want to have sex? Ok” I started to walk away.

“Wait I’m sorry you can continue please” Scott begged causing me to laugh but turned to face him.

“You’re lucky I love you” I dropped to my knees and pulled his jeans down, along with his boxers. Holding onto his cock, I peppered it with kisses before taking it in my mouth.

“Oooooh shit, this is happening” Scott moved some hair that was covering my face.

“Do you have to say that every time I go down on you?” I asked still stoking his cock.

“Yes because I can’t believe you enjoy doing it” Scott replied grabbing the back of my head.

“I love sucking your cock Scott” I took his cock back in my mouth and started sucking. I reached below and started playing with balls.

“Oh shit you know how much I love it when do that” Scott grunted as I started sucking faster. “Shit I’m going to cum yes yes yes ooooh oh fuck ! ! ! !” Scott cursed and I felt him spill himself in my mouth.

“Mmm” I moaned as I swallowed his cum.

“Come here” I got up and Scott took off the rest of clothes while I removed my bra and panties. I pushed him onto the bed and climbed on top of him. “Wait shouldn’t I get you wet down there?”

“I’m already wet Scott” I was about to sink on top his cock but he stopped me.

“No seriously y/n, just to be sure-”

“Stick your finger in there and feel how wet I am” I chuckle as he inserted his fingers inside.

“Oh shit you are wet” Scott looked surprised.

“Can we please fuck now” I whined

“Oh yeah sorry continue ohhh yeah” I watched as Scott’s eyes rolled to the back of his head as I was sinking onto his cock.

“Tell me when your ready” I poked fun at his action.

“Oh y/n please start moving” Scott replied as he held onto my hips and opened his eyes. I started a slow rhythm just to taunted him. “Jesus y/n go faster”

“Magic word please” I continued to taunt him just to get him riled up.

“Are you serious right now”

“No magic word, no fast sex” I purposely went even slower.

“Alright, please can you go faster” Scott asked while rolling his eyes but soon started to moan in pleasure as I started to ride him much faster.

“See all you had to do was say please” I whispered into his ear before I started to bounce on his cock. “Oh fuck yes” I threw my head back as I bounced faster.

“Oh fuck” I heard Scott say to himself as I feel his sit up and wrapped his arms around my lower back. “I love you” Scott murmured into my neck as I felt my orgasm coming.

“Scott”

“I know me too” I felt him lift me up and moved us so I way laying on the bed. His movement were much faster once I locked my feet around his waist.

“Scott ! ! ! !” I screamed as I dug my nails into his back and came all over his cock.

“Y/N ! !” Scott grunted as he came for a second time. Once both of our highs went away Scott pulled out and laid down next to me. “Thank you”

“Scott you don’t need to thank me every time we have sex” I laughed

“I’m sorry” we stayed silent for a while until Scott spoke again. “Question, what are your thought about changing your superhero name to Ant-Woman?”

“I am not changing my superhero name to Ant-Woman Scott”

“Why ! ? ! ? You got the underwear that says you like ants and your boyfriend is named Ant-Man?”

“A: the underwear was a joke if you didn’t already catch on and B: I don’t shrink like you do, there would literally be no point in me being called Ant-Woman. Now let’s go to sleep, I’m tired” I responded.

“Fine but this isn’t the end of this conversation” Scott pouted as he held onto me and we fell asleep.

*3 months later*

“Oh I’m going to be sick” I ran to the bathroom at the avengers compound and threw up. These past few days I’ve been getting really nauseous out of no where. At first I thought it was the flu but I’d be fine for the rest of the day.

“Y/n are you ok” I heard Wanda knocking on the bathroom door.

“I’m fine I’ll be right out” I got some mouth wash from the cabinet and rinsed out my mouth before exiting the bathroom.

“Your not fine y/n, you’ve been throwing up for the last few days now. Are you?” Wanda questioned while looking at my stomach.

“I don’t know” I replied honestly

“Have you gotten your period recently?”

“No” I looked at my hands

“Let’s go the medical wing and find out” Wanda held my hand

“Ok but I need Scott with me”

“Ok go, I’ll go find Scott and tell him to meet you there ok? Everything is going to be ok” Wanda reassured me as we went our own ways. Fifteen minutes after I took the test Scott barged through the door.

“Are you ok?” There was a concerned look on his face.

“I-”

“I have the test results y/n, oh hey Scott you might want to sit next to your girlfriend for this”

“Fiancé” Scott corrected the doctor as I flashed my new jewelry on my ring finger.

“Oh then it’s a double congratulations then. Your pregnant y/n” the doctor announced before leaving.

“We’re-”

“Having a baby” Scott finished my sentence. “There is a baby ant growing inside you”

“Don’t call our baby an ant you asshole” I playfully glared at him but bursted out laughing

“I’m going to be a dad again ! ! !”

“Oh my gosh I’m going to be someone’s mom”

“Uh you’re technically Cassie’s second mom, did you forget out this” he waved my hand that had my engagement ring right in my face.

“I know that, but I’m actually going to give birth, oh god I’m going to push a person out of my-”

“Lalalala I can’t hear you” Scott shoved his fingers in his ears not wanting to hear what I was saying.

“Scott !” I removed his fingers “how are we going to tell Cassie?”

“Oh we’ll tell her tonight when we take her to chuck e cheese” Scott helped me up and we went back to the living room at the compound to tell the team the news.

*time skip*

“Cassie we need to tell you something” Scott started to talked as I looked at the excited 7 year old.

“What is it” Cassie replied as she took a bit of her pizza.

“Y/n is pregnant, you’re going to-”

“Ahhhh in going to be a big sister ! ! !” Cassie got out of her chair and ran towards me. “Ahhhh I can’t wait to meet them” I got up and she held onto my waist.

“So I’m taking it that you’re ok with the fact that you’re not going to be the only kid in the family?”

“YESSS I’m ok with that ahh now I have someone else to play with now ! ! ! Thank you daddy, thank you y/n for making me a big sister.” We nervously laughed because we were being quite loud.

“There is a baby ant growing in y/n stomach” Scott whispered

“Don’t call my baby brother or sister an ant daddy that’s not nice” Cassie complained

“Thank you Cassie that’s exactly what I told him as well”

“Fine no calling the baby, baby ant but let’s get back to your superhero name y/n, ant- mom?” Scott raised his eyebrow. Here we go again.

I shall be in love with no one, and never shall unless it should be with you.
—  Book!Carmilla still unable to locate her chill.
Some interesting questions to ask me

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
8: Are you close with your dad?
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
10: What are you listening to?
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
12: Do you like hickeys?
13: What time do you go to bed?
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
16: Do you always answer your texts?
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
25: In the past week, have you cried?
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
29: Do you have a best friend?
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
31: Who was your last call from?
32: Are you mad at anyone?
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
35: How many more days until your birthday?
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
42: Are you available?
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
46: Do you regret anything?
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
53: What was the last thing you ate?
54: Did you get any compliments today?
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
56: Do you own anything from other countries?
57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
58: Where have you lived most of your life?
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
62: Who do you text the most?
63: What was the last movie you saw?
64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
67: Do you curse around your parents?
68: Are you happy with where you live?
69. Picture of yourself?
70. Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
71. Have you ever been dumped?
72. What do you most like about making out?
73. Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
74. When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
75. What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
76. Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
77. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
78. Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
79. What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
80. Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
81. Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
82. Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
83. Do you miss your last sweetie?
84. Last time you slow danced with someone?
85. Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
86. How can I win your heart?
87. What is your astrological sign?
88. What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
89. Do you cook?
90. Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
91. If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
92. Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
93. What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
94. Name four things that you wish you had:
95. Are you a player?
96. Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
97. Are you a tease?
98. Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
99. Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
100. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
101. Hugs or Kisses?
102. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
103. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
104. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
105. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
106. Do you flirt a lot?
107. Your last kiss?
108. Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2016?
109. Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
110. If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
111. Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
112. Does someone like you currently?
113. Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
114. Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
115. Ever made out with just a friend?
116. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
117. Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.

Audio Kissing

Peter x Reader x Dad!Tony

Imagine request: Omg I love your writing so much!!! I know you make a lot of these but can you make something Dad!Tony and reader x Peter Parker? (You don’t have to if you don’t want but if you could that’d be awesome(-: )

Warnings: None.

Note: I just love Dad!Tony imagines. They are adorable.


Originally posted by tomhollsand

“Morning, Dad.” You said, opening the fridge to grabbing a bottle of water.

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Can't sleep so why not..ask away.

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
8: Are you close with your dad?
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
10: What are you listening to?
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
12: Do you like hickeys?
13: What time do you go to bed?
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
16: Do you always answer your texts?
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
25: In the past week, have you cried?
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
29: Do you have a best friend?
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
31: Who was your last call from?
32: Are you mad at anyone?
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on their next birthday?
35: How many more days until your birthday?
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
37: Do you have any good friends of another gender?
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
42: Are you available?
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
46: Do you regret anything?
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
53: What was the last thing you ate?
54: Did you get any compliments today?
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
56: Do you own anything from other countries?
57: What gender are most of your friends?
58: Where have you lived most of your life?
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
62: Who do you text the most?
63: What was the last movie you saw?
64: What’s preventing your current significant other from going back to their ex?
65: How many significant others did you have in 2010?
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
67: Do you curse around your parents?
68: Are you happy with where you live?
69: Picture of yourself?
70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
71: Have you ever been dumped?
72: What do you most like about making out?
73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
83: Do you miss your last sweetie?
84: Last time you slow danced with someone?
85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
86: How can I win your heart?
87: What is your astrological sign?
88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
89: Do you cook?
90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
94: Name four things that you wish you had.
95: Are you a player?
96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
97: Are you a tease?
98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
101: Hugs or Kisses?
102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?
103: The first thing you notice about your preferred gender(s)?
104: Is it cute when someone calls you babe?
105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew they were in a relationship, would you go for it?
106: Do you flirt a lot?
107: Your last kiss?
108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011?
109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
112: Does someone like you currently?
113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
115: Ever made out with just a friend?
116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?
117: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.

I just saw this and wanted to try it:) so ask me:)
  • 1:Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
  • 2:Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
  • 3:If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
  • 4:Do you find it easy to trust others?
  • 5:What were you doing at 11PM last night?
  • 6:You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
  • 7:What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
  • 8:Are you close with your dad?
  • 9:I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
  • 10:What are you listening to?
  • 11:You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
  • 12:Do you like hickeys?
  • 13:What time do you go to bed?
  • 14:Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
  • 15:Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
  • 16:Do you always answer your texts?
  • 17:Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
  • 18:When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
  • 19:Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
  • 20:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
  • 21:Is anyone else in the room with you?
  • 22:Do you believe what goes around comes around?
  • 23:Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
  • 24:Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
  • 25:In the past week, have you cried?
  • 26:What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
  • 27:Do people ever call you by your last name?
  • 28:Is anyone ignoring you right now?
  • 29:Do you have a best friend?
  • 30:Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
  • 31:Who was your last call from?
  • 32:Are you mad at anyone?
  • 33:Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
  • 34:How old will the last person you kissed be on their next birthday?
  • 35:How many more days until your birthday?
  • 36:Do you have any summer plans yet?
  • 37:Do you have any good friends of another gender?
  • 38:Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
  • 39:Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
  • 40:Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
  • 41:Do you think age matters in relationships?
  • 42:Are you available?
  • 43:How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
  • 44:If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
  • 45:Do you believe exes can be friends?
  • 46:Do you regret anything?
  • 47:Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
  • 48:Did you ever lose a best friend?
  • 49:Was your last kiss a mistake?
  • 50:Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
  • 51:Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
  • 52:Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
  • 53:What was the last thing you ate?
  • 54:Did you get any compliments today?
  • 55:Where are you going on your next vacation?
  • 56:Do you own anything from other countries?
  • 57:What gender are most of your friends?
  • 58:Where have you lived most of your life?
  • 59:When was the last time you took a long drive?
  • 60:Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
  • 61:Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
  • 62:Who do you text the most?
  • 63:What was the last movie you saw?
  • 64:What’s preventing your current significant other from going back to their ex?
  • 65:How many significant others did you have in 2010?
  • 66:Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
  • 67:Do you curse around your parents?
  • 68:Are you happy with where you live?
  • 69:Picture of yourself?
  • 70:Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
  • 71:Have you ever been dumped?
  • 72:What do you most like about making out?
  • 73:Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
  • 74:When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
  • 75:What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
  • 76:Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
  • 77:Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
  • 78:Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
  • 79:What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
  • 80:Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
  • 81:Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
  • 82:Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
  • 83:Do you miss your last sweetie?
  • 84:Last time you slow danced with someone?
  • 85:Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
  • 86:How can I win your heart?
  • 87:What is your astrological sign?
  • 88:What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 89:Do you cook?
  • 90:Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
  • 91:If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
  • 92:Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
  • 93:What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
  • 94:Name four things that you wish you had.
  • 95:Are you a player?
  • 96:Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
  • 97:Are you a tease?
  • 98:Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
  • 99:Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
  • 100:Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
  • 101:Hugs or Kisses?
  • 102:Are you too shy to ask someone out?
  • 103:The first thing you notice about your preferred gender(s)?
  • 104:Is it cute when someone calls you babe?
  • 105:If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew they were in a relationship, would you go for it?
  • 106:Do you flirt a lot?
  • 107:Your last kiss?
  • 108:Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011?
  • 109:Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
  • 110:If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
  • 111:Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
  • 112:Does someone like you currently?
  • 113:Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
  • 114:Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
  • 115:Ever made out with just a friend?
  • 116:Are you happier single or in a relationship?
  • 117:Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.

thecatholicnugget  asked:

ALL OF THEM

first of all, how dare you. 


1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?

Feelings. Usually feelings 


2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?

Nope


3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?

yes


4: Do you find it easy to trust others?

nope


5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?

Talking to mo 


6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?

Hopefully cowboy.


7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?

Well I know what I would do because it has happened before. I would break up with the dude on the spot and make sure the other chick knew she was going to be cheated on by him. 


8: Are you close with your dad?

Not really


9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?

HAHAHAHAHAH NO


10: What are you listening to?

Music


11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?

Water. Otherwise I would die


12: Do you like hickeys?

Not really. 
13: What time do you go to bed?

depends on how lit the digicatholic hangout is 


14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?

MY FAMILY 


15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?

Nope 


16: Do you always answer your texts?

Most of the time. I ignore texts if people annoy me. 


17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?

No


18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

yesterday


19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?

Yes.


20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

Why did I stay up so late?


21: Is anyone else in the room with you?

Just my stuffed whale


22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?

Not really


23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now? 

I dont even remember what I ate for breakfast. how do you expect me to know what I did 4 months ago


24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?

no


25: In the past week, have you cried?

I was close, but stopped myself because I was in public and didn’t want to cry


26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?

Light blue 


27: Do people ever call you by your last name?

No, but I get called by my fake last name sometimes


28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?

Probably


29: Do you have a best friend?

many


30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?

Never kissed anyone so not really


31: Who was your last call from? If skype counts then work, if not then the Birthing Unit


32: Are you mad at anyone?

Always


33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

NO


34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?

WHY ARE ALL QUESTIONS ABOUT KISSING PEOPLE


35: How many more days until your birthday?

More than 1. I honestly am too lazy to count. like 5 months?


36: Do you have any summer plans yet?

Work, pack, and move


37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?

Yes


38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?

No


39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?

Yes


40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

No


41: Do you think age matters in relationships?

It depends


42: Are you available?

Always 


43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?

Like maybe 2?


44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?

Nose probably


45: Do you believe exes can be friends?

Yes. 


46: Do you regret anything?

I regret asking kelsey all these questions because now I am answering all these questions


47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?

Why does my head always hurt. I hope its not like a brain tumor or something. 


48: Did you ever lose a best friend?

many


49: Was your last kiss a mistake?

no


50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?

because i don’t know if he likes me back


51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?

n/a


52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?

n/a


53: What was the last thing you ate?

Bagel


54: Did you get any compliments today?

I haven’t left my bed. So no. 


55: Where are you going on your next vacation? 

Religious Ed Congress


56: Do you own anything from other countries?

I own many things from other countries. 


57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?

Guys?


58: Where have you lived most of your life?

My bed. 


59: When was the last time you took a long drive?

When I went to san francisco a couple weeks ago


60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?

No


61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?

No


62: Who do you text the most?

Renee, but also now Kelsey


63: What was the last movie you saw?

I honestly can’t remember. Spaceballs?


64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? 

I have no idea. Havent talked to them in like 5 years


65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?

2?


66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?

n/a


67: Do you curse around your parents?

I started doing it recently to get them mad…


68: Are you happy with where you live?

No


69. Picture of yourself?


70. Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?

I mate for life. With one person. 


71. Have you ever been dumped?

Yes. 
72. What do you most like about making out?

n/a


73. Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?

n/a


74. When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?

n/a


75. What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?

The face?


76. Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?

Mo


77. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?

No. I respect myself too much 


78. Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?

No. I respect myself too much 


79. What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?

The dude. Also Babies


80. Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?

Yea. I like kids. 
81. Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?

Yes. 


82. Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?

I tell no one. 


83. Do you miss your last sweetie?

no


84. Last time you slow danced with someone?

I have never danced


85. Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?

No. 


86. How can I win your heart?

idk, take me to mass and adoration?


87. What is your sign? 

The sign of the cross 


88. What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

Talking to mo 


89. Do you cook?

Yes. That’s basically all my snapchat is


90. Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?

no


91. If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?

Yes, I want to be married with babies already


92. Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?

I date only if I have the intention of marriage 


93. What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?

I would probably joke around saying ‘good birthing hips’ but I am a lady who is only into men, so he has to be good with babies. 


94. Name four things that you wish you had:

Baby, husband, house, money


95. Are you a player?

No I am a decent human being. 


96. Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?

n/a


97. Are you a tease?

I tease people, but if you are referring to relationships then no


98. Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?

Yes. A couple people


99. Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?

JESUS


100. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

Maybe. If I got to actually know the person. 


101. Hugs or Kisses?

idk


102. Are you too shy to ask someone out?

I am a lady. I would never ask anyone out. If a guy doesn’t have the Cajones to ask me out then I don’t want to be with him. 


103. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

The face? idk


104. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?

I guess? Never been called that so


105. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?

No That is very messed up. I would probably find out who the person is dating and then tell his girlfriend he is a cheater. 


106. Do you flirt a lot?

Yes, but like as a joke. And when it isn’t a joke then people think I am joking… Doesn’t help that I flirt with Catholic pick up lines. 


107. Your last kiss?

I kissed a baby once. 


108. Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011?

no


109. Have you kissed anyone in the past month?

no


110. If you could kiss anyone who would it be?

My future husband 


111. Do you know who you’ll kiss next?

hopefully my future husband 


112. Does someone like you currently?

i hope so


113. Do you currently have feelings for anyone?

Yes


114. Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

Serious relationship


115. Ever made out with just a friend?

No


116. Are you happier single or in a relationship?

I don’t know


117. Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.

There is no question

Send in a number for an honest answer

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
8: Are you close with your dad?
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
10: What are you listening to?
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
12: Do you like hickeys?
13: What time do you go to bed?
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
16: Do you always answer your texts?
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
25: In the past week, have you cried?
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
29: Do you have a best friend?
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
31: Who was your last call/text message from?
32: Are you mad at anyone?
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
35: How many more days until your birthday?
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
42: Are you available?
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
46: Do you regret anything?
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
53: What was the last thing you ate?
54: Did you get any compliments today?
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
56: Do you own anything from other countries?
57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
58: Where have you lived most of your life?
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
62: Who do you text the most?
63: What was the last movie you saw?
64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
67: Do you curse around your parents?
68: Are you happy with where you live?
69: Picture of yourself?
70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
71: Have you ever been dumped?
72: What do you most like about making out?
73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
83: Do you miss your last sweetie?
84: Last time you slow danced with someone?
85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
86: How can I win your heart?
87: What is your astrological sign?
88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
89: Do you cook?
90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
94: Name four things that you wish you had!
95: Are you a player?
96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
97: Are you a tease?
98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
101: Hugs or Kisses?
102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?
103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
106: Do you flirt a lot?
107: Your last kiss?
108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?
109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
112: Does someone like you currently?
113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
115: Ever made out with just a friend?
116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?
117: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.

ASK AWAY (stole this but forgot who from)
  • 1:Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
  • 2:Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
  • 3:If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
  • 4:Do you find it easy to trust others?
  • 5:What were you doing at 11PM last night?
  • 6:You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
  • 7:What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
  • 8:Are you close with your dad?
  • 9:I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
  • 10:What are you listening to?
  • 11:You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
  • 12:Do you like hickeys?
  • 13:What time do you go to bed?
  • 14:Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
  • 15:Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
  • 16:Do you always answer your texts?
  • 17:Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
  • 18:When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
  • 19:Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
  • 20:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
  • 21:Is anyone else in the room with you?
  • 22:Do you believe what goes around comes around?
  • 23:Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
  • 24:Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
  • 25:In the past week, have you cried?
  • 26:What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
  • 27:Do people ever call you by your last name?
  • 28:Is anyone ignoring you right now?
  • 29:Do you have a best friend?
  • 30:Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
  • 31:Who was your last call/text message from?
  • 32:Are you mad at anyone?
  • 33:Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
  • 34:How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
  • 35:How many more days until your birthday?
  • 36:Do you have any summer plans yet?
  • 37:Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
  • 38:Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
  • 39:Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
  • 40:Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
  • 41:Do you think age matters in relationships?
  • 42:Are you available?
  • 43:How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
  • 44:If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
  • 45:Do you believe exes can be friends?
  • 46:Do you regret anything?
  • 47:Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
  • 48:Did you ever lose a best friend?
  • 49:Was your last kiss a mistake?
  • 50:Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
  • 51:Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
  • 52:Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
  • 53:What was the last thing you ate?
  • 54:Did you get any compliments today?
  • 55:Where are you going on your next vacation?
  • 56:Do you own anything from other countries?
  • 57:Are most of your friend guys or girls?
  • 58:Where have you lived most of your life?
  • 59:When was the last time you took a long drive?
  • 60:Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
  • 61:Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
  • 62:Who do you text the most?
  • 63:What was the last movie you saw?
  • 64:What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
  • 65:How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?
  • 66:Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
  • 67:Do you curse around your parents?
  • 68:Are you happy with where you live?
  • 69:Picture of yourself?
  • 70:Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
  • 71:Have you ever been dumped?
  • 72:What do you most like about making out?
  • 73:Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
  • 74:When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
  • 75:What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
  • 76:Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
  • 77:Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
  • 78:Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
  • 79:What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
  • 80:Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
  • 81:Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
  • 82:Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
  • 83:Do you miss your last sweetie?
  • 84:Last time you slow danced with someone?
  • 85:Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
  • 86:How can I win your heart?
  • 87:What is your astrological sign?
  • 88:What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 89:Do you cook?
  • 90:Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
  • 91:If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
  • 92:Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
  • 93:What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
  • 94:Name four things that you wish you had!
  • 95:Are you a player?
  • 96:Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
  • 97:Are you a tease?
  • 98:Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
  • 99:Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
  • 100:Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
  • 101:Hugs or Kisses?
  • 102:Are you too shy to ask someone out?
  • 103:The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
  • 104:Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
  • 105:If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
  • 106:Do you flirt a lot?
  • 107:Your last kiss?
  • 108:Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?
  • 109:Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
  • 110:If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
  • 111:Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
  • 112:Does someone like you currently?
  • 113:Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
  • 114:Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
  • 115:Ever made out with just a friend?
  • 116:Are you happier single or in a relationship?
  • 117:Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.
Let's get personal

I’ve been getting lots of personal questions so I thought I would copy and paste this post that I found. Ask away lovelies!

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
3: If your significant other smoked crack, would you care?
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
8: Are you close with your dad?
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
10: What are you listening to?
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
12: Do you like hickeys?
13: What time do you go to bed?
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
16: Do you always answer your texts?
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
25: In the past week, have you cried?
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
29: Do you have a best friend?
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
31: Who was your last call from?
32: Are you mad at anyone?
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on their next birthday?
35: How many more days until your birthday?
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
37: Do you have any good friends of another gender?
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
42: Are you available?
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
46: Do you regret anything?
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
53: What was the last thing you ate?
54: Did you get any compliments today?
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
56: Do you own anything from other countries?
57: What gender are most of your friends?
58: Where have you lived most of your life?
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
62: Who do you text the most?
63: What was the last movie you saw?
64: What’s preventing your current significant other from going back to their ex?
65: How many significant others did you have in 2010?
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
67: Do you curse around your parents?
68: Are you happy with where you live?
69: Picture of yourself?
70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
71: Have you ever been dumped?
72: What do you most like about making out?
73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
83: Do you miss your last sweetie?
84: Last time you slow danced with someone?
85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
86: How can I win your heart?
87: What is your astrological sign?
88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
89: Do you cook?
90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
94: Name four things that you wish you had.
95: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
96: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
97: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?