“Shit, they spotted us. Quick, put your Obama mask on.”
“You raided my village, killed my parents and slaughtered tens of innocent people. I was able to forgive you for all of that-tell myself it was in your nature. But then you did something heinous. Something beyond all possible hope of redemption. You killed my dog.”
“What do you mean you accidentally assassinated the Pope!?”
“I would love to give a fuck about you but sadly my last one went off to war and never returned”
“If you think I’ll stop my quest for world domination for a bag of cookies, you are,,, right… Now, gimme that!”
“What are you doing with that rubber duckie toy– OH DEAR GOD LORD HAVE MERCY”
“I’m more afraid of myself than you.”
“I already told you, there’s nothing we can do about the fights. We COULD if you stopped spoiling shows and books to everyone.”
“You, my friend, are the most unnecessary when it comes to your excessively sassy attitude.”
“I love you.” “…..What? OH APRIL FOOLS.”
“What is this, a concert for ants???”
“I made it! I’m in the list! This is being a great day since I remembered it’s a Thursday, not a Monday!”
“It’s not that I don’t believe you. It’s just that, well, I’ve got a sink full of dishes and a cat to wash.”
“When you said i had pretty eyes i thought you were complimenting me,not trying to buy them!”
“The wolves eat tonight.”
“Gee, thanks for nearly killing me because of ____!” “Listen up here, are you dead? You’d better be greateful you’re still alive tou little shit.”
"When you said you could fly, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.”
“Sarah, I love you and all but hOW ON EARTH DO YOU KEEP SENDING OUR PETS TO SPACE?!”
“Look, just because you kidnapped me doesn’t mean I’m going to marry you.”
“How in God’s name did you even get up there?!”
“I think I misplaced my right hand”
“I did it! I got into university!” “That’s great! What course?” “Uh… Would it be a bad thing if I told you that… Dark magic and villainy?”
“Well, it just so happens that I have been a homeless man for three years now. That must mean I’m the chosen one!”
“Have your eyes always been that colour?”
“I’m going to fight the sun!”
“You can’t just run around punching people you don’t like, ____!”
“I’m not into that kinda thing.”
“Dude why did you eat all that cake on your own?”
“I just wanted to know if we could use a plastic knife”
“Uhhhh, guys? Don’t hate me, but I think I just released Satan”
“Well, fine… Just wait a little bit before you do something stupid.” “…”
“What do you mean there’s no bacon flavored ice cream!?”
“What do you mean you’re my sister? I don’t have a sister!”
“Why the hell do we need a duck to hunt Bigfoot?”
“Oh, so you can do pink explosions too”
“This isn’t my kitchen, is it?”
“Ohhh, so THAT’S what you meant by ‘shooting starts’.”
“ACHOO” “bless you” “Thank you, wait a minute I live alone”
“Put my creepy cat in a different room? Don’t be silly! I don’t even have a cat!”
“Katie, please stop shooting me with tranquilizer darts.”
“Why did you think it was a good idea to only bring a potato to this heist?”
“Okay, we make this promise now - nobody look at that fucking goat ever again.”
“Sarah, why is the cat naked?”
“Wait. You’re aroused?”
“Why would that surprise you?”
“It does on account of you being covered in blood. Wipe that smile off your face. You look like a cat in heat.”
“okay so let me get this straight, you’re not actually my long lost twin…” “yes.” “…because you’re me from another dimension” “…yes.”
“I’m sorry, but did that thing just talk?”
“I thought we promised to never speak of that incident again!”
"Sweetheart”“Yes dear”“Some of your morally challenged friends are trying to kidnap me again.”“And?”“And!?”“You’re a big girl, you can take care of yourself.”“Of course I can, but the gesture would have been nice!”
“how many epilepsy pills can you take before you overdose?” “Just one or two.” “I’m gonna have to call you back.”
“…I was GOING to ask why there’s a pink goo all over the kitchen floor but I think that can wait whilst I ask what the FUCK IS GOING ON?”
“For the last time, can you stop calling that thing 'human’”
“Okay, that is a seriously dodgy looking hat-are you certain you’re right about this?”
“Really Darling, you can stop trying to scream, we’ve already espablished that no one cares and it’s giving you unflattering lines on your forehead.”
“_______, why am I on the ceiling?”
“What the heck happened while I was at the store?
"What the actual fuck!” “I did warn-” “Yes I know you said you were crazy, but this…. This is…” “Just another Tuesday. Oh we’re late for tea!” “With who?!” “With the Queen of course, who else?”
“Despreate times call for cows.”
“Did you burn the last piece of toast again?”
“You didn’t TELL me there’d be free food!”
“Did Jesus really die for this bullshit?”
“Do you want the apocalypse?!! Because that’s how you get the apocalypse!!!”
“Goddamit, I’m dead again aren’t I? How the hell did I do it this time?”
“I may be a horrible person, but at least I am an honest one.”
“I told you, I dress to kill, now fetch me my fancy stilettos, mama’s gonna slay tonight!”
“I left the room for 3 minutes and you really want to tell me you started a war with every single planet?” “Well, I told you 3 months ago to not leave me alone.” “And I told you I have to use the bathroom 3 months ago!”
“Wow, only took 3 minutes to destroy the world.” “Let’s see if I can do it in 2!”
“So… Wh-Why- How did you flush the duck down the toilet?”
“dude. i liked that carpet. do you know how hard it is to wash bloodstains out of carpets.”
“Don’t worry, it’s much worse than it looks.”
“What are you doing ___?” “I’m camping.” “No you’re beside tree with a blank-” “CAMPING”
“WHAT THE FUCK IS A DUCKPOTATO”
“PUT THE PUPPY DOWN AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!”
“PLEASE DON’T HANG UP! YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE IN DANGER!”
“What the hell kind of scream was that? And how did you make it?! ”
“Hey, uhm… Hate to interrupt your conversation, but why the fuck is there a giraffe on the soup aisle”
“You mean to tell me that somebody decided it was a good idea to cross plums and apricots, but nobody can figure out why my cat has RABBIT ears?”
“Sorry but um… why is there a fox and a bear singing Ooh la la by Britney Spears on the balcony? And where is my chicken, Pudding?!”
“Where did you get LIGHT-UP COMBAT BOOTS? THEY CHANGE COLOR?!”
“So you’re telling me there was a genie trapped in that can of soup? And you accidentally ATE THE GENIE?!”
“Listen…don’t take this the wrong way, but…I love the OTHER you better.”
“Tell me why, exactly, did you need the rubber chicken? ”
“Look, I’m not a liar, alright? And I ain’t overdramatic or hyperbolic or whatever else you wanna call me. So when I say I would sell my soul for a pancake right now, I mean I will literally sell my soul for a pancake right now. And maybe a million dollars.”
“Wait a second, you’re telling me that….. YOU’VE BEEN DATING SATAN BEHIND MY BACK FOR FOUR WHOLE YEARS?!!!”
“Well dad did say he would be gone for five days…what the hell? Let’s go to the corner store!”
“Why did you buy 74 melons?!”
“Where’s the toaster?” “It’s in the kitchen… Why do you have a fork?” “K, thanks.”
“Death, out of all the things in this world, why are so afraid of ____?”
“This floor is like my life; Cold and Hard.”
“So you’re telling me that I am the only thing that is preventing a Third World War, right?” “Yeah, pretty much.”
“I don’t know your name and you don’t know mine but I promise it will turn out okay.”
“Little did you know, they were slowly turning into werewolves.”
“Umm… I may have possibly accidentally blown up another planet”
“I told you not to do that… now look, you’ve lost your hand!”
“Every time you speak I literally die a little”
“One baby soul please, Adult souls give me gas!”
“I need you, yes you (you should feel targeted), to come up with a new dialogue prompt for part 4 and leave it in the comments below. It’s fun and the first 100 replies will make the next list. As always, one prompt per amigo and don’t forget the doubles quotes “”. Pantoffel” (Click here for part 1 and here for part 2)
Hand in auror evaluation report for Dennis Creevey (Due last month, might actually need to start on that today)
Reschedule curse break lecture
Buy a housewarming gift for Ginny and Luna
Ask out Draco sodding Malfoy because Seamus Finnigan hereby swears to Merlin’s dirty underpants that he will imperio you to kiss him if he catches you staring at his ass one more time without doing anything about it.
Tell Seamus to stay the fuck away from my to do list, and I don’t stare at Draco’s ass thank you very much
Stop lying to myself and my amazingly handsome friends and admit that I have a giant gay crush on the kinda sexy blond ministry potion master
Murder Dean in his sleep because I do not have a crush on Draco Malfoy I hate him (besides, you’re the one who called him sexy, maybe you should ask him out)
I only appreciate his aesthetic from an artist point of view, I wouldn’t leave Seamus for anyone, he’s way too cute
Tell Dean to stop crushing on his husband on my to do list because just looking at the two of you gives me diabetes already
Fuck off Fred
You too George
Tell Ron he’s the most amazing auror partner/best friend/brother from another mother evahhhh because he just faked your terrible handwriting and asked Malfoy out for you
This drawing gave me a panic attack because i was recording my screen and accidentally made a 4 hour recording that killed my computer completely.. ahaha.. but here it is! It’s kinda a redraw of this: [LINK] drawing.. some difference huh?
aaand I uploaded the speed paint! Check it out :) [LINK]
don’t report ana/mia blogs. you aren’t helping ANYONE! in fact you’re making their current condition worse. just because their account gets shut down does not make them all the sudden not ana/mia. also no one develops an eating disorder from a pICTURE! being in this community i know that it’s kinda hard to find these blogs. you have to actually look for them. so why are you going out of your way looking for us just to hate us. someone would have to search to be here meaning they probably already have an eating disorder. without a lot of my ana buddies i probably would not be here. they help me stay safe. our convos are not at all saying we’re too fat or anything like that. it’s making sure you’re achieving your goals, alive. we always check up on one other making sure they aren’t putting themselves too far into danger. making sure they don’t fast for too long. making sure they don’t push themselves too hard. making sure they’re okay. we are loving and caring in a weird way. just leave our community and let us be us. we cant just stop this illness. we would if we could. so just let us help one other through this horrible illness.
cousins who talk shit together, stay together! ,,, guess who has a new crack headcanon lmfao?? uhm + imagine Chloe speaking fluidly in Russian????? YES PLEASE
anyway what i have in mind is that Yuri would visit Chloe when they were smol and Chloe would inevitably be so eager to be with Yuri that she would accidentally leave Adrien behind, thus making smol Adrien feel lonely and kinda jealous?? also like… Yuri was hard to get along with sooo yep now they have this weird rivalry going on and Chloe is Living For It™ until it becomes too ridiculous lmao
btw if u hate chloe bourgeois but love yuri plisetsky, u owe me 5 bucks sorry i dont make the rules lmao
I’m gonna be clear. This is kinda a point of view of mine, based on my own experience and observation.
You know what’s the problem? The social media itself. I’m not going to say it is internet’s fault, because I learned many stuff reading and watching on internet years later.
I didn’t have someone in real life to teach me and I didn’t have internet either. My style was TOO WAY different from what is it now. It was obvious, but I enjoyed so much drawing. It never crossed in my mind that my art skills were terrible. I fillled more than 20 notebooks with comics.
Even I was teaching my school friends how to draw. AND THEY LEARNED TO DRAW THAT STYLE, EVEN THO IT WAS THIS THING BELOW!!
THEY LEARNED HOW TO DRAW LIKE THAT!!
I CAN EVEN STILL DRAW IN THAT STYLE
BUT WE DID NEVER CARE ABOUT IT Because we were happy drawing our stories (And the stories weren’t good at all”)
We were happy doing our stuff. And we improved without realizing it. We found a style, we tried to copy it, something started to change, we loved it, we kept drawing, we commited mistakes, we didn’t care, we won contests with THAT style…
Some people today could say we were living as “ignorants”, but the real thing here is, that we were finding ourselves without caring others’ words. We loved each part of our progress, and of course, that took a lot of years, and still.
Social media wasn’t as important as it is now, at least in my country. Mid-class families started to have internet in their own houses around 2005 - 2006, but social media became really important around 2008… just a few ones knew the existence of the classic memes. Smartphones were only for rich people. I just got Macromedia Flash mx 2004 and Paint.Net, learning how to use layers on my own. Having such a mess, but proud of my progress, ALWAYS.
I love so much that part of my life for that reason, because it is not like now.
People need to check their social media everytime. Posting something everytime to get a thumb up and don’t be forgotten. To be someone and meet a lot of people. I’m not saying this last one is wrong, in this world of artists this is pretty important to have interaction since some of us don’t have friends that share our same stuff in our neighbor, city, country, etc.
The point is, here’s a social pressure to hurry, to make something really big, something awesome and having 15 minutes of fame, even years of fame. To make ‘em enjoy, but never enjoy yourself, because there’s no time to think about yourself.
You must do something that calls people’s attention and hoping your thing become a trend. If you’re not enough good, you can get ignored, or even worse, being hurt by people that can hide their faces and spit shit on your innocence and your ilussions to become a better person, artist, musician, whatever u want to be.
People that will never read a point of view, because everything must be quick, everyone are posting something, everyone are trying to make something big, some of them are doing it with kindness, others just to get attention. I don’t even know if you will read this, I don’t care. Sometimes I think it is a waste of time sharing these thoughts, but I hope someone who is making the same question, this long post can help in something.
I have met very talented people, VERY very talented people, I talked to them, they shared me their drawings. I tried to show them they were good… but they are totally blind and still call shit themselves and their work.
You don’t have any fucking idea how does it feels to hear/read that… And I hope those guys read this. I don’t feel dissapointed, I feel like if a relative of mine was commited suicide. That’s how I feel.
Think in yourself, please. Take your time, and try to not hate yourself. Try to not hate your skills. Good stuff can come to you, when you stop worrying about it and you start to make an effort.
These kind of asks make me feel terrible for people that are not able to understand this… so please.
A/N: This is my really late submission for @percussiongirl2017 ‘s birthday challenge! Hopefully it was worth the wait. I had the prompt, “You can’t tell me how to live my life. You’re not my mother.” & my song is “Hey Jude” – The Beatles. The pairing is Dean x Sister!Reader however there is some Sam in there as well. The reader is the oldest sibling.
Word Count: 2833
Dean x Sister!Reader Sam x Sister!Reader
“Take care of Sam and Dean.”
That was your motto. You were eight years old when your mother died in the fire that turned your life upside down. You could remember the heat, the fear you felt, and how you had never gripped Dean’s hand or held onto Sammy so tightly then you did that night when you brought them out of the burning house.
Ever since then your father gave you one task, to take care of Sam and Dean. It wasn’t something that was foreign to you; it was something that you had loved helping your mother do. She had always lovingly referred to you as her mini mama because you enjoyed it so much.
“I’m gonna propose,” Jack huffs through red-stained teeth and a cut lip. “right here.”
“Now?” Eric asks, throwing off his gloves to push off his helmet.
“Right now,” Jack nods, “but only if you want to.”
“But you lost.” The music is deafening and out of the corner of his eye, Eric can see Cricket grinning like a loon before a swarm of reporters and several cameras.
“And you won,” Jack counters, tossing off his own gloves to cup Bitty’s face. “And you have no idea how proud of you I am. Six years ago you’d pass out if you got hit. Tonight you ran me into the boards. Twice!”
“Cause you were being an asshole, Sweetpea.”
“And it was great, but you know who helped you through that? I did,” Jack grins. “Checked you so many times you forgot you hated me. So it’s kinda like I won too, you know? I won because I get to see you fearless.”
Eric grabs a handful of Jack’s jersey and pulls him down into a kiss, heedless of the flashing lights and screaming spectators. When they separate Jack’s expression is dazed.
Another siren goes off and Jack shouts, “I want to spend the rest of my life with you!”
“Me too!” Bitty yells, fighting tears of exhaustion and happiness.
“Great. Let’s get married! But not here. Later. I love you.” Jack cradles Eric’s sweaty face and peppers kisses across his cheek.
“Wait,” Eric protests, finding Sorenson’s blond head a short way away. “What about right now? Our backup is ordained.”
Jack stares at Eric and grins like he hasn’t just lost Game 7 of the finals. Like Eric isn’t about to hoist the cup. Like they didn’t just out themselves on national television.
“Yeah?” he breathes, pulling Eric into a hug. “Sounds good. Let’s do it.”
okay lets go before i forget everything that happened
- he did so good. lets get that out of the way so i dont repeat it 100000 times but he did so good his voice was fantastic and i love him so much
- okay so instead of playing with the hem of his shirt all the time he was kinda? constantly rubbing his hand against a small portion of his leg, when he wasnt doing that he had his hand on top of his midsection clenching at his shirt? he did really good with getting the little ticks down
- his voice kinda cracks (??) a lot its really cute. hes kinda making his voice just a lil higher pitched than it usually is and it kinda adds a sense of frantic energy its really good
- hes a lot slower line wise- instead of kinda rushing through everything in one breath he stutters a lot and forces words out kinda one syllable at a time like hes thinking and struggling to get them out its really interesting
- when he does rush through the lines his voice CRACKS and i already mentioned this but i LVOE HIM
- when heidi came in he started rubbing at his socks. he rubs a lot. rub boy. anxious rub boy. im an idiot.
- hes so fucking funny? like he gets the audience to laugh really really well and i know this is bc he came from a sitcom show where he had to deliver his lines like that but he did it REALLY WELL
- when he hits high notes one side of his face scrunches up and his posture straights up a lil bit its cute
- wjsdkfhksdf okay you know the part that goes “ur my only- family friend” so before he said family friend i shit you not he went “your my only f-” and he FUCKING RECOILED AND HISSED LIKE A FUCKING CAT IT WAS HILARIOUS LIKE HIS FACE SCRUCHED UP AND HE JUMPED BACK A WHOLE FOOT AND THEN FORCED OUT “FAMILY FRIEND”
- sincerely me was iconic
- i forget which line but after jared said something he straight up smacked jared in the head u can see jared like recoil a lil bit. go get em ev
- every time jared interrupted while he was singing his email he fucking GLARED AT HIM it was GREAT
- whenever he gets worked up when hes on the bed he jumps up onto his knees and gets excited (or nervous) and its. its great what a small man
- during “im not hyperventilating” he yelled it and at the end he like? grunted and yelled jared name at the end like 18 octaves lower it was fucking hilarious he crouched down and everything
- when connor hits him he audibly expresses his pain and instead of hitting him back he just kinda. hovered his hands over his nipples. it was odd but great
- the way he sings “wait around for an answer to appear” is really cute? idk the wait around is different and its adorable
- he just gets so. so frustrated with jared thats a mood
- okay so. okay so during ywbf when he collapses it hurt so much. he drops his cards and he went to pick them up and he fell onto his butt and he frantically scooted back and just stayed there slightly out of the spotlight. and stared. and he started crying and he looked so scared and he just sat there for at least two minutes i was sobbing
- fun fact i knew they were gonna change the videos on the screens from ben to noah during ywbf but i still sobbed like an idiot
- disapeer when they were presenting the project to the murphys and jared says something evan is so fucking bitter towards him
- we got a salty evan
- ouch ouch ouch ouch
- i love noah galvin
- only us was. was really good.
- he didnt do “dating officially or whatever” as agressively but he did this thing after where he was like “im not gonna. cry or start breaking stuff” and when he said breaking stuff he did a lil kick jump thing across the stage it was good
- also he grunt yelled “breaking stuff” what a dude
- and when zoe says she isnt breaking up with him he doesnt. he doesnt hold her hands directly his hands just hover an inch over hers like hes scared to touch
- his “shit” after “we need to talk” is soft and delayed i love him
- SDFJHGSD THIS IS MINOR BUT YKNOW PART WHERE WHEN ZOE LIKE? COMES IN WITH HER GUITAR WHILE EVAN AND JARED ARE TALKING?? MOST OF THE TIME BEN WOULD KISS HER ON THE FOREHEAD BUT NOAH WAS TOO SHORT SO HE HAD TO KISS HER ON THE LIPS
- tiny. tiny boy.
- when heidi yelled “IM YOUR MOTHER” the first time, he doesnt shut down as much but he still. he still freezes and just stares at his feet
- noah e galvins voice is precious. so good. his evan so bitter and blunt thats a mood
- kjdfhsj he hit the headboard on his bead really agressively a lot. you can hear it audibly did his hand hurt after that? is he okay?
- theres a lot of faux like?? swagger he tries to put into his voice its interesting and i think hes going for a humorous view but it adds a lot too
- he also adds a lot of nervous laughs in between lines? even during singing he does it its just a few seconds but its an interesting detail
- he did the thing where he jumps up on his knees again during only us. good
- ouch his fight with heidi. OUCH HIS FIGHT WITH HEIDI. hes so agressive but hes got this fear and desperation behind how angry hes delivering his lines
- he sobs out “i ruined your life” and i wanted to die i really wanted to die he curled in on himself when heidi got closer during those lines and everything
- “stop it stop it jsut let me out” hes hunched over and his hands are over his ears but he delivered the lines so well and he looked so scared during this song i was crying
- he rubbed at his eyes or hid his face in his hands a lot? mood
- when connor starts singing for forever ev flinches when he touches him and as they’re both looking out into the audience ev is hunched over and he looks. so scared. he looked so fucking scared
- just him and connor were screaming at each other it was so tense. connor yells “its all been one big FUCKING LIE” he flinches and curls in
- like. idk ive seen the show before and watched boots but connor was literally screaming it was the most agressive ive ever seen it ev was fucking sobbing
- like when he was yelling “howd you break you arm?” evan was audibly like? flinching and sobbing noah displayed the fucking f e a r in that scene so well i cant describe it in words
- when alana puts his letter online he sounds so desperate hes yelling and crying and its. its so sad god
- words fail? didnt happen fake sorry cant hear you
- ive repeated this so many times but noahs evan was just? louder and angrier and more desperate it was just fantastic it was only his second day but he was doing fucking fantastic
- he does the laugh/sob thing a lot during words fail along with the annunciating the words slowly too. he yells some words and struggles to get them out and hes doing the thing where he rubs and clenches at his midsection its a combination for me sobbing
- like a lot of the lines he just. yelled. and you can tell he was crying and in so much pain god god god god god he did so good
- hes just a little bit off time and frantic during the song and it adds a lot
- he also yells and kinda messes up on “mess” and “no one” and god. fuck. fuck i hate noah galvin.
- and hes doing the thing where he has to hit high notes so his face was scrunching up and he was arching up trying to hit the notes but still crying and jsut. ahhjsdfsafe
- he did the hug during so big so small so well and he was able to make himself look so small on that couch but he just. he just spread out and put all he had into that hug and it hurt so much
- while telling heidi about how he broke his arm he was turned away from her sobbing into his hands. he was jsut. struggling so much to tell her
- finale was just me sobbing? only me sobbing? there was so much hope and such a visual recovery in how he was doing it and the way he sang it was phenomenal