i kinda hate this a little but whatever

So, it’s not like I have something against the whole Apritello ship but….Can you anons please stop calling out my son? 

Apritello won’t become canon probably, capril neither, just please let people ship what they want. Because this is what fandoms do. You’ll see that this whole shipping war will be for nothing because Nick will leave this whole thing open so the fans can choose whatever kinda ending it will be.

So please let everyone do what they want and move on. This will make it a lot more pleasant for everyone again.

Prompt #82

Prompt-“You’re my girl”
Bruce Wayne(Ben Affleck)
Not even gonna lie I kinda hate this but whatever
@toosoontoswoon








You were in a long gold dress that hung up your every curve and a pair of white heels. Your hair was in a messy up do, little pieces of hair framed your face making your face look longer. Your makeup was dramatic, dark shadows adorned your eyes giving you a sultry look.

You and Bruce had to attend a party meaning you had put on dreadful heels and a scratchy dress. As good as you looked you were extremely uncomfortable. Your eyes burned from the excess amount of makeup you had on, your heels made your toes squish together and the sequences on your dress had already rubbed your underarms raw. But, this party was for Bruce’s business and you had to be there to support him, no matter how much you wanted to put on sweats and sleep.

Bruce had already left meaning, you had to arrive by yourself. You walked to the car that was waiting for you and sat through a long and dreadful ride. It took almost an hour to get to the building that party was taking place in and once you had arrived you had already dozed off many times.

When the car stopped you awoke from your daze instantly. You checked your makeup and hair in the reflection of your phone quickly and the waited for the driver to open the door for you. Once the door opened you stepped out gracefully and smiled at the driver, thanking him. You took a look at the crowd in front of you and flashes one quick smile for the cameras then put your head down and made your way to find Bruce.

Finally inside you sighed out of relief, crowds were never your thing. Looking around the room you found some of your friends and made your way towards them. Sensing your arrival they turned to look at you and greet you. You gave each of them a hug and a smile.

“You all look absolutely gorgeous tonight.” You complemented the group of three girls. They each giggled and gave you a complement back.

You all had huge jobs that dealt with companies. Florence, a tall brunet, was the CEO of her own company, Marren was a short blonde who owned a chain of beauty boutiques and Grace was a feisty ginger who was also a CEO of her family company. You worked along side Bruce which fit you right in the middle of these powerful women.

The four of you talked about work and your relationships. Everyone was involved with somebody besides Marren, in which she was totally fine with.

“So, (Y/N), how’s Bruce?” Florence asked, a slick smile gracing her lips.

“He’s great actually, I’m very happy with him.” Your smile never left your face as you talked about your love.

“That’s amazing, you definitely deserve it.” Florence said and the other two nodded in agreement. After that you felt a presence behind you and then a head rested on your shoulder as two arms snaked around you waist. You turned your face so you could look at the person behind you and then smiled when you see it was Bruce.

“Hi baby,” His raspy voice whispered in your ear.

“Hi,” You said as you grabbed his hand and interlaced your fingers.

“Well, we’re gonna leave you two love birds to be, lunch this week?” Grace asked while turning to walk away.

“Yes ma'am, I’ll text you.” You answered and you got a smile and a nod in response.

You finally turned fully to face Bruce and formally greet him but, before you could get a word out he kissed you. It wasn’t normal for Bruce to show PDA at such events but, he kissed you with such passion it made you step back in surprise.

“Are you okay?” You asked when he finally pulled away.

“Yeah I’m good, it’s just that every man in here is staring at you like you’re a piece of meat and I’m really not okay with that.” He pulled you closer to him as he spoke.

You chuckled and placed a hand on his chest, giving him one more peck on the lips.

“I’m yours, you know that. But, I can handle myself I don’t need you being all protective Mr.Wayne.” You smiled at the tall man but, a twinge a seriousness was behind your tone.

“I know, I know. It’s just you look damn good in that dress and you’re my girl, I don’t like all these men looking at you like that.” You could tell he was worried for you and he was just looking out for you.

“This dress does look good on me doesn’t it?” You said in a teasing way. He chucked at your confidence and leaned down to give you a deep kiss.

“It sure does and honestly, I’m think about taking you home right now.” His voice was raspy and his eyes held a deep emotion.

“Who’s stopping you?” With that he took your hand and practically drug you out of the building.

ok sorry I feel like I’m maybe being a little harsh. like I’m fine with differing opinions and headcanons and discourse and whatever. I really am.

all I ask. literally all I ask. is please, just, keep it out of the tags. idk where y’all’ve been but it’s just… kinda rude to put ship hate in the tags. please just be cool and let me live my life without having to see that.

Animal Crossing Theory #1 - Are you dead?

I promised to make a new version of my theories so here I am! Let’s begin!

Animal Crossing is like an afterlife, a heaven. It’s a paradise where you go and stay forever. Where you can finally find your peace. Why?

- You are the only person in this village. All of your friends are animals, it’s kinda impossible, huh?

- Everyone is so polite and likes you. No offesive language, no hate (and let’s just make clear I’m talking about New Leaf, ok?).

- It’s too perfect, just like a dream. You come and receive your dreamy town and you can do whatever you want. What also is a little weird is all these animals doing they job 24/7 for free while you play around

- The most important things are letters from parents. The letters you receive from your mom are like a diary, where she writes everything to you as she can’t deal with the thought of you not being here with her anymore. 

She accuses herself of your death 

and talks with nostalgia about all the stuff you did 

althugh, she slowly realises you will not come back and she has to move forward.

What I would also point out is that she only has memories of you as a child, she never says about you actually moving out, just about the ‘new place’ you are in now. Also, look at this: 

- Another thing are the gyroids. In Japanese version of the game they are called  埴輪 (haniwa) which are actual things in Japanese folklore. 

And they represent, you guessed it, dead people. From 3th to 6th century people made these clay figures and buried with the dead person as other objects. It is a bit interesting why you find these randomly buried in your town… Every single one is different in it’s own way, just like people. Also, there is this quote from Kiki in New Leaf: If you look closely at gyroids, you’ll see how much personality each of them has.

If this isn’t enough evidence to convince you then I don’t know what is.

There is a bit more, but this in my next theory, which will probably show up next weekend :) I’ll try to make this a regular series, but soon I will run out of ideas so if anyone has any clues or just a thing that needs a solution, my ask is open.

My favourite thing about shadowhunters is that even with this damn poll going we’re kind of in our own little world, like we’re debating who ships malec the most out of the cast (tbh I think it’s Matt but only quietly. Like he’s probably voting the hell out of that poll in his room thinking about sailboats and pigs or something rn) and looking at pictures of Kat and Em from the RDMAs and appreciating Camille even though we hate her like I’m sorry but this has to be the least salty fandom on earth until it comes to casserole

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alright so when I was 14 I liked Austin Jones kinda. I thought he was funny and I enjoyed his covers and I added him on Facebook or whatever, not really expecting to ever talk to the dude. He messaged me first and called me cute and little stuff like that, but then he asked for the infamous “twerking video.” I hadn’t realized that he’d been doing this to other girls around my age. I kindly refused but he continued to ask for the days following, and I was very uncomfortable. I continued to decline. The fact of the matter is, he asked for my age and I told it to him truthfully, but afterward he still continued to ask me for an inappropriate video. The dates on the screenshots of his messages confirm that. Please don’t support him or his music, and please sign this petition to get him off warped. I am just one of many girls who he tried to manipulate using his popularity.

https://www.change.org/p/vans-warped-tour-kevin-lyman-remove-austin-jones-from-vans-warped-tour-2015

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Kinda decided to do this for “fun” but
Here’s a little Before and After

The top two were shortly after my parents divorce. About two years ago this month. I ate all the time, and whatever I wanted. I hated myself. (Approx size 12) (summer 2013)

The next two were a year and a half ago (spring 2014)
I had dropped about 2 sizes and looked like this from Fall 2013-Fall 2014.
I was “happy”, pretending to be a lot more confident than I was. I didn’t care, and I still ate whatever I wanted.

The last two are from these last few weeks. I workout regularly (usually 5-6 days a week), I run, box, lift weights and more. I eat about 80-85% clean and don’t have to hide behind baggy clothing anymore.

I still have low self confidence, but I am feeling better about myself, and I’m excited to see what the next year brings me ❤️☀️

I was at the museum of natural history in the gems section for like extra credit in geology

And even though I hate crowds, it was kinda nice how full it was. Lots of kids interested in earth science.

ALSO I heard some kid saying excitedly “look, it’s Garnet! My favorite crystal gem!”

I mean he could’ve just meant crystal gem as in…crystal gem but then his sister or friend or whatever was like “I wanna find Amethyst!“

So it seems like.

Steven Universe is corrupting the children’s minds with naughty science.

in which I over-analyze some skeletons

I was thinking about the dynamic between the two skeleton brothers in Undertale and why I love them so much and I realized something kinda interesting

okay so in typical cartoons you got a duo. Brothers, partners in crime, whatever. There’s always the “big dumb one” and the “smart little one”. The comedy comes from the Big Dumb One screwing things up and the Smart Little One having to deal with the aftermath, getting mad, and constantly bashing and disrespecting the Big Dumb One. The joke is that the Smart ones hates the Dumb one and it’s supposed to be amusing to watch him flip out and insult the Dumb one for his incompetence.

Obviously Sans is the “Smart” brother and Papyrus is the “Dumb” brother, and they’re part of a character archetype that’s as old as cartooning itself. BUT here’s what makes them so much more endearing:

The comedy doesn’t come from the brothers fighting. It doesn’t come at their expense either. Sans is the smart one and he KNOWS he’s the smart one, but instead of hating Papyrus for his incompetence, he clearly loves and respects him anyway. In the typical archetype, the Dumb one looks up to the Smart one, but in this case it’s reversed. Sans knows he’s the smarter and (much) more powerful of the two and he still mentions how cool he thinks his brother is and goes out of his way to make sure he has fun and doesn’t get hurt.

LET ME TELL YOU I’ve watch a hell of a lot of cartoons and I have never seen that kind of dynamic before and I love it. It’s so positive, makes the characters way more likable imo.

i hate ppl saying “this band is SO underrated” or whatever bc that can come across as really pretentious but like…. Emmy The Great really is so underrated? shes just such a good writer. i feel like First Love is truly one of the only albums on planet earth that i can listen straight through and there are no songs i want to skip. ive been listening to that album pretty regularly since 2010 and it STILL hasnt gotten even a little bit old. truly a musical gem. if you like lyrically strong female vocals (kinda folky? but not in a boring way!) i cannot stress enough how much you should listen to emmy the great seriously trust me on this one

Here are some of my current musings about beauty products:

The Sunday Riley Luna Oil is… So… Nice? I hate the smell, but I feel like I am really seeing results in terms of fading acne scarring, which is great since I’ve only been using it for four days.

Listen. I love the Bare Minerals Tinted Moisturizer/Gel or whatever they are calling it. The coverage is so light and breathable, but I still feel put together and kinda lovely. It’s great for my office job, and I mix it with a little bit of NARS Illuminator in Copacabana so I look extra glowy.

Speaking of which, that is the BEST highlight to get that rad BEAM on my cheeks. I just press it into my skin, and I look SO fresh. I like it best on natural makeup days when I’m using a little less powder.

MY LOVE AFFAIR WITH THE HOURGLASS AMBIENT LIGHTING POWDERS CONTINUES!!! Honestly. Incandescent Light is the best undereye setter (make it permanent :((((( ), Radiant Light is a v good bronzed for me since I am so pale, Dim Light is an AMAZING powder for me since I’ve self tanned, Ethereal Light is a great pale-face set for when I’m not tanned up, and Mood Light is a very natural blush.

DiorSkin Nude… I love you. Mixed with a dab of Kat Von D Tattoo Lock It foundation and applied with a Beauty Blender, this is my go-to full coverage look (AKA, my Sephora face).

Not Your Mother’s Dry Shampoo is okay. Good texture, looks cleaner, but after two days, I start to feel dusty when I touch my hair. It also sprays on white, so be careful.

Scrunchies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The NARS Dual Intensity Blushes are kinda a bust, tbh.

The Kevyn Acuoin (sp?) contour brush is ace, but too expensive.

The UD Naked Concealer isn’t as good as NARS Radiant Creamy Concealer, imo.