i keep doing this shit

fuck ppl who cant resist the temptation to turn their big meaty follower count into a dildo and slide it up their ass

im not a blog, youre not your url, we aint entities, we’re people who made accounts on a website and if you get rude and petty towards someone else for no reason, its not just funny commentary on a brand name joke blog, it’s you being an ass to a person that you don’t even know.

and yeah, its transparent as fuck when youve deluded urself into thinking everything is a 24/7 dragging contest & youre desperate to win.

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okay so this got out of hand but anyway

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JM (to JK): Why do I like you so much?

My 1 zimbits fic pet peeve is when people have Bitty doing his deep thinking while aggressively kneading pie dough.

like guys

no

you do not knead pie dough.

if you knead pie dough you end up with a gluten heavy chewy mess, not a perfect flaky buttery crust. pie dough should be mixed sparingly and kept cold as the arctic

all these people have Eric Bittle overworking the fuck out of his pie crusts and its hurting my heart. 

i cant believe michael mell killed everyone by just existing 

im love him 

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get to know me: favorite female charactersthe ghibli girls
 “Many of my movies have strong female leads – brave, self-sufficient girls that don’t think twice about fighting for what they believe in with all their heart. They’ll need a friend, or a supporter, but never a savior. Any woman is just as capable of being a hero as any man.” (– Hayao Miyazaki)

Because I need an Hogwarts AU. 

I hope you can read the text, Tumblr doesn’t deal well with wide pictures… I also should have drawn Henry, but I got tired (Henry, for the record, is a Hufflepuff).