i just wanted you to go asdfghjkl today

IMAGINE #1 - BTS AS YOUR BROTHER

#1: Seokjin

You: oppa
SJ: hmm
You: I will buy a YNWA album. Which one you think the best?
SJ: THE PINK ONE


#2: Suga

You: oppa?
SG: no
You: what? I even not talking yet
SG: I know you will
You: just this time, please
SG: what?
You: uhm… My bias has a comeback now so I just want…
SG: no, thanks. I’m leaving
You: asdfghjkl


#3: Rapmonster

You: oppa?
RM: not today
You: -_-


#4: J-Hope

You: oppa
JH: what honey?
You: let’s go to the zoo I’m bored af
JH: I hate snakeu


#5: Jimin

You: oppa
JM: what my beauty sister?
You: OMFG IM MELTING
JM: caught in a lie~


#6: Taehyung

TH: yo wassup my sis this is your alien Taehyung
You: ……
TH: if you want to make some dubsmash with me I’ll treat you your bias’ new album, ticket concert, and their mercha… .
You: OKAY LET’S GET STARTED


#7: Jungkook

You: oppa
JK: excuse me? How old are you? Don’t call me oppa I know you are older than me. I’m right huh? Yeah show me your identity card and let’s… .
You: …….