- Remus: *bending over to pick something up off the ground*
- Sirius: Please fuck me.
- Remus: What?
- Sirius: I SAID PLEASE FUCK ME, OKAY? LIKE, RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING GO ON BEING A BORING, STRAIGHT BOY ANYMORE, AND I WANT YOUR COCK--
- Remus: *blushing furiously* Okay! Okay. Just please stop talking, Sirius. We're in the middle of a test.
- McGonagall: Oh no, do carry on, you've just won me five galleons from Albus.
Hi! My birthday is on 28th of March and I would really love a non-reaped!Everlark story (or one where the Reaping doesn't exist, whichever comes easier). You can sprinkle in some smut if you want (though it's not necessary). Thank you!!!!!