Falling into lava is the worst way to go: It’s all the most awful parts of drowning and burning mashed together like the devil’s slash fiction. But in reality, it wouldn’t be anything like that. Surprisingly, lava is really fucking hot. We’re looking at temperatures ranging from 1,295 degrees F to 2,282 degrees F when it first breaks the surface. A bed of lava is a giant liquid crematorium that is unlikely to gulp you down, if only because you’ll burn to death first.
But even if you cannonballed into a volcano wearing a heat-suit – because fuck cancer, you’re going out awesome – you still wouldn’t drown in it. Lava is over three times heavier and denser than water, with at least 100,000 times the viscosity. It’s borderline impossible for a human being to sink in it. You wouldn’t dramatically sink like Arnold at the end of T2 – you’d just shatter and burn up so quickly you wouldn’t have time to give a thumbs-up, much less the elaborate double bird you’ve been practicing.
hi! I recently unfollowed a bunch of blogs and I feel like I just keep seeing the same stuff over and over again so I really want to follow some new blogs! even made a lame banner for it. Please give a like or reblog or whatever if you post anything of the sort :
Final Fantasy Series - i’m not really picky with a specific game, whether it’s xv or vi, all good in my book
Have to thank @carmenmcs for this great idea she had for the gif and for recording it. Though this is just a part of it, there’s more and even funnier. I’ll start editing videos we recorded that day for a new vlog on youtube, so “be sure to tune in!” #FeelingLikeShadowNaotoOnTV xD
P.S: Also thanks to @masterkaran to make sure I didn’t fall (from the back) while making this x’D
Ok, I can’t believe I just witnessed this greatness. Princess Peach uses her force powers to lift Bowser into the air & tosses him through the roof of her castle. Why do they even have her get kidnapped anymore when she is capable of this?