i just wanted to do something of one of my faves films :))

anonymous asked:

You always have such great fic recs! I have a looong cross-country flight coming up and am looking for some multi-chapter fics to wile away the hours in the flying tin can. Preferences in order of priority: *very* in-character (anything OOC kills it for me), slow burn/first time, not AU (ACD is good tho!) Any rating. Have read all the fandom classics so looking for less-known or newish. For reference two of my favorite ever fics are Quiet Man, & Safe Distance. Thank you Steph! You are the best!!

AHHH Nonny!! Sorry I just saw this, so I hope I’m not too late for your cross-country flight! All I saw was “multi-chapter long” and I put it aside to attach to 2 other asks of similar requests. BUT because this is time-sensitive, I’ll give you a few to tide you over! I’m actually working on a TONNE of fic rec lists:

(essentially I create a new textedit document every time I get a “different” request from others I have) and was going to add this ask to my “long fics” request I received a month or so ago. Okay, so instead, I’ll pull some long fics from my “Fave Fics Ever” List for you that I have so far (I still have 15 more pages of bookmarks to go through, plus all 1000 fics on my FFNet account, so, WHEE. Being meticulous is ridiculous). 

It’s hard to choose, so I limited it to my go-to long fics for you that I have ALREADY sorted on my lists you see in that window above there :D I’ve put them in word count order for you :D


TOP 20 FAVE 40K+ w. FICS || APRIL 2017

Goodness Gives Extras by mydwynter (E, 39,629 w. || Fluff & Angst, Case Fic, Oral / Anal, Humour, First Time, Miscommunication, Snark, Christmas) – Christmas time. ‘Tis the season to settle down with a drink, some food and a present or two, and to enjoy the quiet relaxation of the holiday. Instead, there’s a case that drags them all over, missing presents, disappointed kids, angry parents, and a freak snowfall. On top of that John has to deal with Sherlock, who is being even more of a prat than usual. He really shouldn’t have expected anything different. (okay I’m cheating with the word count on this one but it’s so good!! One of my ALL TIME FAVES)

Right Hand Man by SilentAuror (E, 42,031 w. ||  H/C, Injury, Slow Burn, Infidelity, Mary is Not Nice) – When John’s left arm becomes paralysed after a car accident, Mary asks Sherlock to take him back to Baker Street to recuperate, as she’s about to give birth. Despite the fact that the search for Moriarty is ongoing, Sherlock takes John in and takes responsibility for overseeing his rehabilitation as he adjusts to the loss of his arm. (FAVE FAVE FAVE)

Guidelines by WithLoweredVoices (M, 43,018 w. || Winglock || Angels, Fantasy, Angst, BAMF! John, War) – The Good Soldier, one of the oldest and strongest of the fallen, is offered a bargain: to live as John Watson and to Guide a fledgling archangel so that he will stay on the path of good. Of course, Sherlock Holmes has different ideas about his destiny. Fantasy AU. Warnings for violence, occasional gore, and a whole load of hurt and angst.

The Case of the Vanishing Pants by SwissMiss (E, 44,025 w. || Post-TRF, Case Fic, UST, Homophobia, Friends to Lovers) – Five times John and Sherlock lost their pants in the course of a case.

Left by lifeonmars (M, 45,153 w. || Magical Realism) – John Watson is left-handed. He’s tried not to let it affect his life, but as any Lefty knows, that’s almost impossible.

The Norwood Love Builders by flawedamythyst (T, 47,798 w. || Fake Relationship, Slow Burn, Post TRF Angst) – Sherlock and John go undercover to solve the murder of Joanna Oldacre, but things are complicated by the many feelings John has been repressing in the wake of Sherlock’s faked death and return.

Triage by scullyseviltwin (E, 51,612 w. || Character Injury, Introspection) – Sherlock’s mind goes exceedingly, devastatingly quiet and gray-blank. When he speaks it’s through a thick haze, it’s through molasses, he’s so disconnected from the words that it may as well be the unconscious shooter speaking.

Coventry by standbygo (E, 52,020 w. || Dollhouse AU, First Time/Kiss, BAMF John, Slow Burn, Falling in Love, Case Fic) – “Let me get this straight,” John said, wondering when his life had become a science fiction film. “Some guy orders up a personality, a person, to his specifications, and they program this into a real live person, who has consented to do this, and she goes to this person and acts as his wife, or lawyer, or Royal Marine, or Navy Seal or what have you, and she has all the skills, all the knowledge, everything? Then you say the magic words, and she follows you back to The House, and they erase it all until her next appointment?”

Guilty Secrets by Ellipsical (E, 55,055 w. || Drumsticks, First Time, Love Confession, Self-Sexual-Discovery) – John has a prostate exam and discovers something surprising about himself. Experimentation follows. Sherlock wants to help. They’re in love. You know the drill.

Wars We Fought, Things We’re Not by blueink3 (M, 55,204 w. || Parentlock, Fluff & Angst, Kidnapping, Whump, Post-TAB, UST, Slow Burn, Couple for a Case) –  Five months after John’s world has fallen apart, Mycroft sends the consulting detective and his doctor on a case that neither is prepared for.

The Progress of Sherlock Holmes by ivyblossom (E, 62,006 w || Sherlock POV, Pining, Angst, Slow Burn, Infidelity, Sherlock Learns About Himself, Happy Ending) – Sherlock struggles with his feelings for John, makes a mistake, and learns just how important he and John are to each other. Non-BBC Mary / John, but it’s a *complicated* relationship.

Perdition’s Flames by i_ship_an_armada (E, 63,435 w., || Treklock AU, Est. Rel, Genetic Engineering, Angst & Fluff, BAMF!John) – Sherlock would do anything to save him. Risk anything. Give anything. His money, his life. His soul. What he does, though, is change both of their destinies forever. Genetic re-engineering is the only option left. It turns out researchers underestimated the life expectancy and potential abilities of genetically re-engineered subjects. The British government and what would eventually become the United Federation of Planets, however, had not. Part 1 of PF Universe

The Green Blade by verityburns (T, 72,929 w. || Casefic, Bromance) – As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit…

The Moonlight and the Frost by CaitlinFairchild (E, 77,289 w. || Case Fic, Post-HLV, Self Harm, Virgin Sherlock, First Time, Oral/Anal/Rimming, Romance, Angst, Mary is Not Nice) – John has to somehow rebuild his life in the wake of Mary’s betrayal and Sherlock’s deceptions.

A Case of Identity by jkay1980 (T, 91,009 w. || Fake Relationship, Post-TRF, Case Fic) – John and Sherlock have succeeded in rebuilding their friendship after Sherlock’s fake suicide, but an unusual case puts their relationship to the test. They pretend to be engaged and attend a marriage counseling workshop. Under the pretext of the case, Sherlock turns out to be a master of seduction, and John finally learns he might like Sherlock more than he thought. Slowly, John discovers that he loves Sherlock not only in a friendly, brotherly way, but both men have to fight their own demons before they can think of taking their relationship to a new level… [[I love this fic SO MUCH]]

Shatter the Darkness (Let the Light In) by MojoFlower (E, 109,683 w. || GenieLock, Torture, H/C, Magical Realism) Fairy tales are for those who remember how to dream; not John Watson, broken and hiding from his bleak future in a beige bedsit. But then he discovers a lamp and finds himself in the dangerous riptide of an enigmatic man whose very existence is unbelievable, murder charges against his sister, and the growing pains of feeling alive once more. {{This is a REALLY great story, which tears at your heart consistently}}.

Breakable by MissDavis (E, 117,627 w. || Established, Fluff/Angst, Depression, Paralysis, Happy-ish Ending) – After John is seriously injured, Sherlock struggles to figure out how to help him, keep himself sane, and maybe, just maybe, get their life back to the way it’s supposed to be. Part 1 of Breakable Not Broken

Midnight Blue Serenity by BeautifulFiction (E, 151,907 w. || Friends to Lovers, Gay Bar / For a Case, Drugs, Pining, Case Fic, UST) – When Sherlock infiltrates a club in order to track down a serial killer, his altered appearance is enough to make John question his assumption that Sherlock is beyond his reach. However, is he the only one who appreciates his flatmate’s charms, or is Sherlock at risk of becoming the next victim?

A Fold in the Universe by darkest_bird (E, 152,857 w. || O-John, A-Sherlock || Body Swap, Crossing Universes, DubCon, H/C, Angst, Happy Ending) – Alpha Sherlock and Omega John are in a relationship. Prime Sherlock and Prime John are not. So what happens when a freak fold in the universe switches one John for the other?

Performance In a Leading Role by Mad_Lori  (E, 156,714 w. || Hollywood AU, Coming Out, Show Business) – Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winner in the midst of a career slump. John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in the rom-com ghetto. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new independent drama, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance make its way into the real world?

anonymous asked:

I'm so glad Kirishima is getting so much spotlight, he really deserves it!!!! And it looks like hes gonna get more, since hes in the main group along with Deku, Uraraka and Tsuyu. I;m so hyped!!!

Honestly!!!!!!!!!!! That’s one interesting group tbh, Kirishima and Tsuyu’s interactions are always incredibly adorable to watch and seeing Kirishima interact for so long with pure and good people is gonna be hard on my heart (I mean, you know I’m 100% a bakusquad fan but they’re all at least in part assholes and Kiri fits with them just right, he can be just like Sero and Kaminari and I love it, but then his interactions with Amajiki have been so pure can you imagine an arc filled with that I’m already crying)

I just hope my other faves won’t completely disappear through this arc haha sigh

Anon said: So which Kacchan quote do you like best “Die your bacteria fucks, dieee!” or “BRING YOUR DAMN TRASH TO ME”?

LMAO SORRY ANON BUT MY FAVE GOTTA BE

WHAT A GODDAMN DISASTER THIS BOY IS

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// Sebastian Stan - Tease //

Relationship: Sebastian Stan x Reader

Request: Ok so I got this idea from @platonic-otp: Person A and Person B play Never Have I Ever with shots on a boring, Saturday night in. After they run out of shots, they decide to continue playing with clothes–taking one piece of clothing off every time one of them has done something the other hasn’t. Person A says “Never have I ever given someone a lap dance” and watch with lust-filled eyes as Person B takes off their last piece of clothing save their underwear. Person B then turns on seductive music (Partition, One Dance, etc.) and situate themselves in Person A’s lap as they get ready to give them a show.

Follow them their prompts are good as fuck

And encouragement from my fave @dylpicklesprays (even though she’s mad at my ending)

Warnings: Sexy as fuck Sebastian Stan, smut, mentions of one night stand, cussing, SMUT

Rating: NSFW, 18

Word count: 2967

Originally posted by minmiin1d

With the release of Civil War, the cast finally got to showcase the work that they had worked so tirelessly on for months, long days followed by even longer nights, and now finally coming to a conclusion. The film had premiered weeks and weeks ago and now for the first time in a while, Sebastian had a lot of free time. Time that he didn’t know what to do with.

The two of you had been friends for as long as you could remember, you remember meeting him back in New York in a coffee shop of all places. Both aspiring actors, talking for hours on end before inevitably hooking up. A one night stand. You had left before he had woken up and even if he was awake it was obvious what you were. A hook up. Blowing off some steam, and you were fine with that. You would never even see the guy again, well, at least that’s what your thought until you walked into your interview for a new marvel film, and there he was.


You glanced around the waiting room for a seat, a mixed population of faces. ‘There must be other characters auditioning today too’ you had thought before your eyes landed on an empty seat and without a word you sat.

“Y/N?” The voice next to you spoke. Where had you heard that before- oh my god. The guy from last night. What was his name again?

“Holy shit, hi!” You had greeted him, avoiding having to say his name.

“You left awfully quick this mornin’.” He had laughed.

“Had an audition to get to, just like you did, plus you and I both know you would have done the same… dude” Oh god, why did you call him dude?

He had raised an eyebrow. “Dude?” before it sunk in, “You forgot my fucking name didn’t you?” The tone of his voice had seemed serious until laughter poured out. He held out his hand for you to shake.

“My names Sebastian Stan.”


From then on you were friends, sure, you found him painfully attractive and there may have been a small-not-so-small crush once you both got the part and had to see each other pretty much every day, but after a few weeks it was fine. You were friends, and that night was never spoke about, no matter how often it toyed on both of your minds. Sebastian had changed since that night. His hair was now much longer, often pushed back, lines now etched into his skin that at one point hadn’t been there adding a sense of maturity to him - but in no way was this unattractive, if anything it made him somewhat more attractive. His shoulders now more broad and muscles toned, clear definition. He was older, not that boy you had met that night, Sebastian Stan was a man.

But you were friends now, and as much as you wanted something with him, often finding him tangled in your thoughts as you pleasured yourself after a long day, you knew nothing would happen, so you tried to forget the idea, and failed. There was something about Sebastian that you couldn’t quite ignore. You were drawn to him like a moth to a flame, the closer you got the more dangerous it would be yet you couldn’t help yourself. But, as you constantly had to tell yourself over and over again, you were just friends.

During filming you had even agreed to stay with him for a while, he had a spare room and in exchange you gave him a ride. Fuck, no not like that. A ride to work. Carpool. But now, with a ridiculous amount of time on your hands and, with nothing else to do on a Saturday night in, shots became a good idea.

“Ok, never have I ever…” He thought hard for a moment as you watched Sebastian intently, a small, innocent smile at his lips as the alcohol making his eyes glassy and reducing him to a giggling fit every once in awhile “called someone the wrong name while hooking up?”. Honestly, the questions had started out innocent enough, but the more you drank, the worse the questions got. You shook your head and he scoffed. “Take the shot, Y/N.”

“I never-”

“You called me Carter that night.” He reminded you.

“Oh shit, yeah I did.” He giggled to himself, as you brought the shot of whiskey to your lips before letting it run down his throat, leaving a burning sensation behind. You squinted and shook your head before looking back at Sebastian with a smile. “But in my defense, you were hot as Carter Baizen on Gossip Girl.” Not were, are.

“Can’t argue with logic.” He laughed picking up the bottle to refill the shot glass.

“Hey, Seb,  I have a question about that actually.” Your voice trailed off. Oh fuck, why were you bringing this up now? Oh yeah, tequila. No- you couldn’t ask him now, maybe he hadn’t heard. You glance to see his blue eyes piercing your own. Ok, no he definitely heard, a small smile tugging at the side of his lip.

“Shoot, Doll.” Doll. That nickname made you physically weak.

“It doesn’t,” Fuck, well now was as good a time as any right. No, no it was not! Alcohol is never a good addition to something like this. Fuck it. Blurt it out.

“Do you regret that night?”

There was a silence in the air as Sebastian watched you, brows furrowed. “No. Not at all.” He replied. “Do you? Cause, I get it, I wasn’t very… experienced back then?”

“No, I don’t. I mean it was great, you were great… I did at first. I was worried it would be awkward but, it wasn’t- isn’t.”

“I figured we’d get together at some point you know.”

“R-really?”

“Yeah,” Sebastian simply shrugged as if that was common knowledge, words accidentally slurring together. “I had the biggest crush on you, ya’ know, Doll.” Had.

You almost choked on the sip of beer. Did he just…? “Oh really?”

He nodded, grabbing another one of the green bottles at his side and picking up the bottle opener, his large hands making it seem so small and frail. His hands. “C’mon you must have known.” He laughed, emphasizing on the word in disbelief. “Anthony even noticed, I made it so painfully obvious.” He brought the bottle to his lips and took a big swing, not taking his eyes off of you.

“Not obvious enough apparently.” You shrugged.

“Bullshit. I literally flirted with you any chance I got. Always finding ways to talk to you, or touch you…” His hand resting on your thigh casually. “But, I realized you didn’t feel the same and stopped, or at least tried to. I ain’t ever had very strong will power doll.” He laughed again, sipping his drink once more.

“Oh please. I was so into you!” You blurted, laughing awkwardly. “Why else would I agree to come over just to watch Star Wars with you on a Friday night?” 

“Well shit, you should’ve said something, babygirl.”

“I just did, didn’t I?” He watched you intently, you saw his eyes flicker from your eyes to your lips. Running his tongue across his own and taking his bottom lip between his teeth. His hand was still on your lower thigh. He scooted closer to you and you held your breath. He leaned in, his lips meeting yours. Ok, you and Sebastian were no strangers to a quick make out or two when you were drunk. Usually it was messy and sloppy, feeling rushed. But this was different, it was gentle, as if he feared you might break at his touch. When he kissed you, all other thoughts fell away, the room became silent and it was just the two of you, in the moment you were sharing, every inch in your body was alive. His hands would usually have gravitated to his favourite part of you, your ass. This time his hand rested just under your ear, his thumb caressing your cheek the other at his side, supporting him. The gaze you engaged in before asked a question that the kiss answered; “do you still feel the same?”

The kiss was over before it had barely started, so short yet so perfect. His hand lingered on your cheek which was now flushed and surprisingly, so were his.

Sebastian cleared his throat. “So, uhh, shots?”

You nodded, and with that Sebastian picked up the transparent bottle. “Ok never have I ever-” You stopped when you see Sebastian pouting. “What’s up, Seb?”

“We’re out.” He gestured to the bottle of tequila in his hands,

“I’m pretty sure we have some more in the kitchen that I can go get? Or we can just use the beer.”

A mischievous grin formed on his pink lips. “I have a much better idea if you’re up for it?”

In your slightly-past-tipsy state you shrugged. “What is it?”

“Instead of shots, you take something off. You’ll get it as we go on.” He explained, simple enough. He nodded for you to continue your question.

“Oh, uhh, Never have I ever… had phone sex?” Sebastian shrugged, gripping the thin fabric of his t-shirt and pulling it over his head. Oh, so it was that kind of game now? Not that you objected. Sure you had seen Sebastian without a shirt countless times but, whether it was the liqueur or the topic of conversation, this time you couldn’t drag your eyes away.

“No where near the real thing, but it’s interesting.”

You shrug, no point arguing on a topic you barely knew. “Okay,” you thought for a second, “Never have I sexted a colleague.”

“Now when you say that, as a joke or genuine? No, nevermind, I’ve done both.” Sebastian laughed, then telling a story of how he sent Chris links to a ton of fanfiction that had been written about the two of them and classing that as sexting because, ‘some of them were pretty damn spicy’.

The game continued, you inevitably losing, wait, were you losing? No clue, all you know was that you were left completely exposed to him, the only pieces of clothing left being your underwear with Sebastian close behind in sweatpants and his boxers. At least, you assume he was wearing boxers.

His eyes burned into you, scanning every inch of your body over and over again. “Never have I ever given someone a lap dance?”

“I guess there’s a first time for everything.” You mimicked his shrug.

Sebastian’s eyes widened, he clearly hadn’t expected this. “S-seriously?”

“With appropriate music, of course.”

“Of course.” He repeated, rising from the floor to sit on the single chair behind him. He handed you his phone with spotify open. You played the first thing that came to mind, and it was a damn good choice.


See me up in the club with fifty of the girls

Posted in the back with my things on my grill


Sebastian opened his mouth to speak, about to make a joke about how Beyonce’s Partition was your choice, closing it immediately when he looked at you, bent over giving him a perfect view of your ass as you placed his phone on the floor. You knew his eyes were on you, as if you could feel his gaze so you lingered, teasingly before straightening up and looking at him. “See something you like, Stan?”

“Not the first time I’ve seen it.” He answered, a smug smirk on his face. “I check you out any chance I can.” He teased.

You walked towards him, his hand outstretched, welcoming you to his lap but instead his fingertips merely grazed your thigh. You stand behind him, leaning down as your arms stretched down bare his chest and torso, breath tickling his ear. “No hands, Seb.”

“No hands,” He repeated.

You leave a few kisses on his neck before walking around to face him, straddling him as the music continued. You started out slow, grinding your hips lazily against Sebastian, though you were aching to just let him fuck you. You laced your fingers in his hair, tugging his head to the side, smiling as you heard Sebastian groan. “One thing I always remember about you Seb,” You started, you hips still moving slowly but with enough to drive him crazy. “You have a spot, right here that drives you crazy when I touch it.” Your lips briefly press onto his soft skin, right above his collarbone, earning another moan from Sebastian.

You sped up your movement up, grinding against his thigh. Your hands raked back down his chest stopping just above the waistband of his sweats, a prominent bulge now there. You smiled to yourself, knowing he was loving every second. Your focus now shifted, you wrapped your hands around his neck, his face was merely centimetres from your cleavage, a sight he would never be bored of. He placed a small kiss on your left breast, his lips attaching to the same spot again, this time rougher and sure to leave a mark. His larger hands made their way to the clasp of your bra.

“Ah ah, Seb.” You warned, “No touching remember?”

“Lips don’t count?” He tried and you shook your head. You stopped moving and he groaned. “C’mon baby girl, don’t stop.”

You smiled, loving the impact you had on him. In one swift movement you unclasped your bra, tossing it to the side. Sebastian growled, “How can you expect me not to touch them, they’re perfect.” Without saying anything, you pulled the band on your underwear a little higher and grinded against him again, your breasts now free and in his face. “You’re such a tease, Kitten.” He growled. Kitten? That’s new.

You begin to move your hips in slow circles against his concealed cock, the friction sending small waves of pleasure throughout your body, making you want more. You move faster, tiny moans tumbling from your mouth. Sebastian’s head fell back, his lip so tightly in between his teeth you feared he may make it bleed as he restrained himself from touching you, a concept which was all he could think about.

“Baby, c’mon… let me have a feel… give me a taste.” He begged.

The more you moved, the better it felt, heat growing in your core. You moved faster, sloppier and couldn’t help but bury your face in Sebastian’s neck, his smell flooding your senses, engulfing you. Sebastian whimpered under you, bucking his hips up against you,  and you couldn’t help it as your hands moved down his back, bringing him as close to you as possible.

“I’m gonna cum in my pants if you keep that up.” He breathed into your chest. “C’mon doll, let me touch you. Let me make you feel good. Let me treat you right. Baby, please. Let me fuck you better than anyone else could dream of doing.” His hands move to your hips, a firm grip that was sure to leave a bruise in the morning and this time you don’t stop him. Every fibre in your body wanted this. Wanted his touch, Wanted to him to fuck you.

“Sebastian, please. Do it.” You practically panted, begging him.

“Tell me what you want kitten, I want to hear you say it.”

“I-I want you to fuck me.” You pleaded and that was all he needed to hear. He gripped your thighs and stood, your body wrapped around him, leading you to him bedroom. His switched on the light and kicked the door shut behind him, practically throwing you onto his bed in front of you.

“We won’t be needing these now, will we Doll?” His fingers hooked around the band of your underwear and ripped them from you.  He stood in front of you, his eyes taking in every inch of your body.

“Sebastian, come on.” You whined.

He pulled the remainder of his clothes off slowly, you threw your head back once his erection sprung free. You definitely didn’t forget about that. His size still ceasing to amaze you.

Sebastian hovered over you, pushing your thighs apart.

“Now it’s my turn to tease, Doll.”

In Defense of my Favorite Show

As Once Upon A Time seemingly is winding down, I seem to be seeing more and more posts about it tagged with “negativity” and questions about why other fans are still happy about it.

It has changed over the years as the focus has moved toward redemption arcs, which is a theme near and dear to my heart. There’s nothing I love more than shades of gray.  Aside from that, I just see epic storytelling, and it hurts my heart when people have nothing but bad things to say about the writers and production staff, because those are the same people who gave us these characters and these settings and this, well, magic.

Do plot threads get dropped? Yes. Absolutely. (Maleficent & Lily, shrunken down Anton, Will Scarlett, most of the Land of Untold Stories people, and the reason why the Sorcerer’s Mansion is in Storybrooke when Merlin was, well, a tree).  Some of this is related to cast availability or production restraints, but I feel a lot of it is due to the writers biting off more than they can chew.  They have created a world with all sorts of possibilities, and then have to make their vision fit into twenty-two, sometimes twenty-three, episodes. My biggest wish is that we could have supersized seasons of about forty episodes, but modern television production doesn’t seem to allow for it, so I forgive a lot.

For the stumbles and short-changes I’ve gotten with the show, I’ve also gotten a steady diet of drama, humor, angst, love, grief, and human issues that I can personally relate to in a fantasy setting. It’s not random that the only other show that ever affecting me to this point was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and for the exact same reasons.

A while back I watched a YouTube video about why the Star Wars prequels didn’t work. The reviewer asked if the characters could be defined without using physical descriptions. What made them who they are?  What motivates them? Good question, and difficult to do with those films. I don’t have this issue with the characters in Once. Emma (original recipe): Independent, guarded, smart, skeptical. New and improved Emma: Protective, loyal, smart, determined to hold onto what is hers, fiercely loving.  Her changes tie directly into the person she was before her story began. She appeals to me even without knowing she’s beautiful or blonde or partial to red jackets. I understand what motivates her and the complexity of the decisions she makes.  I can say the same things about Regina, Killian, David, Mary Margaret, Gold, even Henry and, to an extent, Belle and Zelena.  I may not love these characters equally (and some I don’t love at all), but they aren’t one dimensional, and they are established so that the actions of each of them affects all of the others.  it’s absorbing and involving and I can (and often do) spend hours discussing all of this with other like-minded individuals (shout out @flslp87 @linda8084 @whimsicallyenchantedrose). After BtVS ended it took me nearly 10 years to find that sort of show again.

I’m going to appreciate it while we have it. I will get annoyed when the focus is off my faves and onto some other characters who had the unfortunate luck to be featured just when my heart was broken by things that happened to Hook or Emma or Regina (sorry, Merida and Dorothy and, sometimes, Ruby). I will be frustrated when I’ve built up my own expectations and been underwhelmed by the payoff (the return of Hook’s heart, first time pancakes happening… sometime when we didn’t see and weren’t specifically notified, every character finding out when major things happened to other characters).  Thankfully we have the option of fanfic and drawings and videos and manips to fill in those gaps.  Honestly, would we be driven to do those things if we weren’t so touched by the story?

And then there is payoff. PAYOFF. I mean I have an OTP who are actively together with no doubts. This is something that I’ve never really had before, and finally can be excited because a show got it RIGHT. A couple getting together doesn’t have to mean an end of interest in their relationship. Give me a thousand Captain Swan kisses, and I’ll still want more. Give me their arguments and their makeups. Show one of them getting mad and the other one understanding it and even being amused by it, because that is how it’s done. That is good writing.

So there it is, in a biggish nutshell. Thank you, Adam and Eddy. Thank you, Jane. Thank you, Andrew. Thank you, Brigitte. Thank you to all of the other writers and the directors and the producers, and THANK YOU to the cast - such gorgeous and talented people.

Now I’ve gone and made myself all weepy.

anonymous asked:

Hey do you have any really funny fic you could suggest? I just read 'A week is only seven days' and I was crying it was so funny. I want more!

Hi Nonny!! OH GOD this has been in my drafts for MONTHS and I’m sorry for the delay. I’m guessing you found that fic on my “Go-To Johnlock Fic Rec List”, and it’s totally worth a read since it’s like, one of my all-time fave fics!! I don’t have many fics with the same type of humour, but I hope that a few of these will appease you! They’re more fluffy than anything else, but if I had a chuckle in them, then they will be here :)


  • High and Tight, Soft and Loose by cwb (E, Ao3) (7,429 w.) - John is stupidly obsessed with Sherlock, Sherlock is adorably clueless, and they’re both dumb idiots. Jealous John and silly misunderstandings.
  • Well Begun Is Half Done by Avice (E, Ao3) (3,897 w.) - Sherlock conveniently finds reasons to try to touch John’s junk. John’s tired of waiting.
  • The Case of the Vanishing Pants by SwissMiss (E, Ao3) (44,025 w.) - Five times John and Sherlock lost their pants for a case. There are some angsty bits in this, but I did giggle at a few scenes.
  • Life and Death by patemalah21 (K+, ff) (6K+) - Sherlock and John get mugged and injured. The first chapter is angsty, but the second and third chapters, Sherlock has to deal with his worst nemesis yet – a nurse intent on him getting better. *SLIGHT* Sher1011ie in the third chapter, but it feels more BFF’s.
  • You’re a Doctor, Fix me by edken (G, Ao3) (8,342 w.) - Sherlock gets sick and stroppy, John grins and bears it to fix him, and a fluffy happy ending.
  • How to Court Your Blogger by PipMer (K+, ff) (3,124 w.) - Sherlock Tries to court John on significant days in their life. Too bad John is a little bit slow on the draw.
  • Sibling Rivalry Or Fighting Over John Watson by Jessa7 (K+, ffnet) (8,085w.) - Mycroft is suddenly taking an interest in John and Sherlock is not happy. John just goes with it – he’s getting a lot of nice things out of this deal. (*NOT JOHNCROFT, just Mycroft being a meddler).
  • The Devil You Know by PipMer (T, ff) (9K+ w.) - Mycroft flirts with John. Sherlock gets jealous. John’s just along for the ride. Yeah, I also REALLY like Mycroft purposely riling up Sherlock to force him to confess his feelings for John. Another “meddling Mycroft” fic… I seriously love this trope.
  • Cigarettes and Shampoo by laura0506 (K+, ff) (783 w) - John and Sherlock get kicked out of a grocery store. Sherlock has a big mouth.
  • Cabbies by OldBesinaStuff (K, ff) (572 w) - Sherlock expounds and illuminates upon the subject of their current cabbies.
  • The Care and Keeping of Your Mad Genius by Janieshi (T, ff) (4K+ w.) - Lestrade and John tease Sherlock after the pool incident.
  • Just Admit It by LoyalNerdWP (K+, ff) (2K+) - Sherlock goes home for Christmas and is missing John. One of my faves, it’s more sweet than funny.
  • The Newlywed Game: Johnlock Edition by patternofdefiance (E, Ao3) (9,020 w.) - Sherlock and John pretend they’re a couple “for a case”. They’re shocked to discover how much they know about each other. One of my faves.
  • Happy Birthday John by Starlight05 (K+, ff) (1K+ w.) - Sherlock goes shopping for a present for John. 
  • Not Rocket Science by Nitrospira (K+, ff) (2K+ w.) - The boys are handcuffed to a bed while investigating a double homicide on the International Space Station. It’s been awhile since I read this but I remember liking it :D
  • Out on da pull by I-O-U-a-picture (T, ff) (1K+w.) - John can never pull a date, especially with a flatmate like Sherlock.
  • I’m Pretty Sure This Changes Shit by cwb (E, Ao3) (7,672 w.) - This one is really ridiculously silly. Sherlock keeps injuring himself so John will fix him up. John catches on, and it changes shit.
  • Because Blah Blah Blah Happy by cwb  (E, Ao3) (4,578 w.) - Sherlock sets out to make John happy. Happy happy happy.
  • Carry On by Mazarin221b (M, Ao3) (4,647 w.) - Five times John didn’t want to be carried, and one time he did.
  • Equine Arse Anonymity by Kayjaykayme (E, Ao3) (3,834 w.) - Sherlock needs to speak with suspects at a fancy dress ball. He chooses a couple’s costume for himself and John. It is logical, practical and well thought out. John doesn’t agree and exacts sweet revenge.
  • An Acquired Taste by kinklock (E, Ao3) (31,059 w.) - Sherlock is a bat. No other explanation needed.
  • and yes I said yes I will Yes by Mithen (T, Ao3) (1,662 w.) - Sherlock has deduced that John is going to propose to him, and he’s ready to accept. If only John would actually get around to it…
  • The Trouble With Being Subtle. by VictoryCandescence  (NR, Ao3) (5,429 w.) - In which Sherlock experiments, John misinterprets, and everyone else stands back and waits for the light to turn on.
  • The Detective and the Pin-Up by XistentialAngst (T, Ao3) (15,683 w.) - Sally Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old “Men of the Armed Forces” calendar, which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August. The image of John might just change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes.
  • John’s Drawers by JezebelGoldstone (T, Ao3) (2,646 w.) - Sherlock snoops through John’s drawers and finds something… unexpected.
  • In Which John is a BAMFy MoFo, OMG! by Kantayra (T, Ao3) (1,835 w.) - John’s BAMFness and Sherlock’s damsel-in-distress act are caught forever on camera. So Scotland Yard can mock. A lot.
  • Corpus Hominis by mycapeisplaid (E, Ao3) (47,709 w.) - John knows the human body intimately. He’s had plenty of opportunity for study as a doctor, soldier, and lover. There’s one particular body, however, he knows very little about. When Sherlock launches himself head-first into a new obsession and they get sent on a case in an unlikely location, the pair discovers each other’s bodies with confusing yet delightful (and sometimes hilarious) results. {{NOTE: Because I always forget: ‘The One With the Shampoo, Steph.’}}
  • Goodness Gives Extras by mydwynter (E, Ao3) (39,629 w.) - Christmas time. ‘Tis the season to settle down with a drink, some food and a present or two, and to enjoy the quiet relaxation of the holiday. Instead, there’s a case that drags them all over, missing presents, disappointed kids, angry parents, and a freak snowfall. On top of that John has to deal with Sherlock, who is being even more of a prat than usual. He really shouldn’t have expected anything different.
  • You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile (T, Ao3) (23,584 w.) - Sherlock takes John along for Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy (And “Anthea”, too). Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple.
  • You Can Imagine The Christmas Dinners by johnsarmylady (T, ff)(1K+ w.) - Set the morning after a Study in Pink, John sits and contemplates Mycroft’s words. John’s imagination sometimes goes a little wild.
  • Abhorring the Dull Routine of Existence by ardenteurophile (T, ff) (7K+ w.) - Or, a Week Spent on Artificial Stimulants. Sherlock overdoses on Red Bull, much to John’s dismay. Spin-off fic set before the events of “You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners”.
  • The Real Meaning of Idioms by feverishsea (T, Ao3) (21,691 w.) - After two weeks away, John finally texts Sherlock. He doesn’t expect Sherlock to respond. He doesn’t expect Sherlock to keep texting him. And he really doesn’t expect things to spiral out of control so rapidly.
  • To Sleep, Perchance to Smother Your Flatmate with a Pillow by Linpatootie (G, Ao3) (5,308 w.) - Sherlock wants to conduct a sleep study of sorts. John contemplates smothering him with a pillow. Part 1 of Two Coffees One Black One with Sugar Please (this whole series is amazing, and I love it so much).
  • The Second Law of Thermodynamics by entanglednow (T, Ao3) (3,614) - In which there’s no heating and there’s a dead owl in Sherlock’s bed. Part 1 of Thermodynamics (this whole series is really great, I love it!)
  • Vaporized by Catslynw (K, ff) (1K+ w.) - This little number is set soon after A Study in Pink. John has just moved into 221b and is getting to know his flatmate, and his flatmate’s amazing abilities, a little better.
  • Denial Isn’t Just a River in Egypt by satanatemycat (T, ff) (2K+ w.) - In which John makes a bet with a co-worker. If he wins, she shuts up about him and Sherlock being a couple. If he loses… well, that doesn’t matter, because he won’t lose. Because he and Sherlock ARE NOT a couple. Right?
  • The Video Footage by bitchinblackframedglasses (K, ff) (1K+ w.) - What exactly DID Lestrade film Sherlock doing in A Scandal in Belgravia? Sherlock wants to know, and John tells him. Fluff.
  • At Least Make It Interesting by amythedork (K, ff) (2K+ w.) - "You’ve reached Sherlock Holmes. For the love of God, if you’re going to leave a message, at least make it an interesting one. If this is Mycroft, then piss off.“ / A series of voicemails John left Sherlock throughout their time together. 
  • Manipulation by sixbynine (K, ff) (2+K w.) - John Watson is not as unobservant as Sherlock thinks, nor is he above using what he knows. Even if it is just to make sure Sherlock eats and sleeps.
  • Bored Games by SparksMayFly (K, ff) (3K+ w.) - Sherlock asks if he can take Reverend Green in for interrogation. John explains that’s not how the game works. 
  • Bored Games by patster223 (K+, ff) (2k+ w.) - Sherlock is bored and John decides that they should play Cluedo. In retrospect, it was a truly awful decision.
  • Three Ways Sherlock Conformed to His Stereotype by Jennistar1 (K+, ff) (1K+ w.) - "It’s a hat.” / Urge to roll eyes, quashed. “Yes. I can see that.” / “It’s called a deerstalker.”
  • Tipsy by katkin (K+, ff) (2K+ w.)  “I love everyone in this room,” he announced proudly.“I know you do, buddy,” John replied “Which is why you’re going to clean this carpet in the morning. Because you’re a good friend.” “I am a good friend!” Sherlock agreed.
  • Cards by Caighlee (K+, ff) (1K+ w.) - Sherlock has been without a case for a few days and Molly’s suggested experiment - something with a pig head (ew) - is losing it’s appeal. Can John come up with something that’ll distract Sherlock for a bit longer? And how did John pull off that card trick? Sherlock’ll never know because a magician never tells a secret. Except maybe when faced with a smiling Consulting Detective.
  • Never Have I Ever by Hannelore-Grace (T, ff) (2K+) - In which the Yarders, Sherlock, and John play the time-honored drinking game.
  • Surety by hudders (G, Ao3) (2,477 w.) - Sherlock is pissed because it seems that four pints of larger, two shots of tequila and a glass of wine has resulted in Lestrade becoming a little bit too friendly with everyone. And by everyone, Sherlock really means John.
  • Never Have I Ever by hudders-and-hiddles (E, Ao3) (10,655 w.) - John and Sherlock tag along for the Met’s weekly night out, where the evening’s chosen drinking game is Never Have I Ever. Sherlock is reluctant to join in until he realizes he can learn all kinds of new things about John, but he forgets that John might learn a thing or two about him as well.
  • Cabin Fever by A Wandering Minstrel (K+, ff) (6K+ w.) - A massive storm keeps John trapped in Baker Street with a half-blind (for science!), very bored Sherlock Holmes.
  • Spilt Milk by Erin Giles (K+, ff) (2K+ w.) - John comes back from a trip to the supermarket only to take a trip up the stairs. Both shopping and blood are spilled leaving Sherlock to play the role of Doctor.
  • God Save The Queen by Alice Day (K+, ff) (1K+ w.) - Sherlock has a new case. John is petrified. The Queen is amused.
  • Tidying Up by mattsloved1 (K+, ff) (951w.) – John comes home to a thoroughly cleaned flat. Or so it seems.

Feel free to add your own ficlets and self promos!! I love all the funny fics!

NCT 127 + Ten reaction to you being emotional on your period

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Anon: Nct 127 reaction to you being really emotional on your period

Hope you enjoy this :-)

edited note: i literally just realised that i added ten to this for no apparent reason im killing myself for not noticing B Y E


Taeil:

Originally posted by smboys

Honestly, he’d be scared of you. He wouldn’t be great with advice or comforting you; feelings aren’t his forte. However, he’d still want to help you and try to make life easier for you. Without speaking, he’d let you cuddle into his chest and cry and rant, rubbing your back, just letting you get all your feelings out, until you had no more tears to cry and no more words to say.


Johnny:

Originally posted by ohbaibeeitsyou

Johnny was be a very big fuss-pot whenever you were on your period. He’d basically be your knight in shining armour, and not once had managed to offend you or do something “wrong” whilst you were on your period. He knew exactly what to do and say, and would always be stocking up with pads, tampons, bath bombs and chocolate - out of his own money too! - because “it’s the least I could do for you”.


Taeyong:

Originally posted by taetohan

(this was my fave era for tae okay srsly wtf omg)
If ever you said something to Taeyong remotely rude or insulting on your period, Taeyong would always be offended - if though he knew you didn’t mean it. He wouldn’t be able to stop feeling upset, and would probably mope around with you, steering away from you most of the time, until you realised why he was like that and apologised. After that, he’d be very caring and always be cooking you meals to help with the pain and emotional overload.


Yuta:

Originally posted by nakamotens

It’d be normal, expected also, for you and Yuta to constantly be teasing one another and joking around. However, on your period, of course, you were more emotional and sensitive, finding his words more malicious and harsh, than Yuta ever intended. You’d start crying, and yelling at him, making his eyes widen to shock and raise his hands in defence. At first, he didn’t have a clue why you were like this, but quickly he learned the cause and would comfort and calm you down.


Doyoung:

Originally posted by nakamotens

Would be the type to give you a lot of advice and emotional support during your period. Unlike the others, his words had a greater effect on you over his actions. To be honest, I wouldn’t know how to physically help you, leading to you barking at him to do certain things for him all the time. But he’d give great motivational speeches basically, and you’d always end up crying in his arms because his words would mean a lot to you.


Ten:

Originally posted by yumnctgums

Expect a lot of dancing and aegyo from this guy lol. He really wouldn’t know what to do with you if you were very emotional or sensitive. Even if you were upset or sensitive after he brought you chocolate and sweets and everything you asked for, he’d end up crouching in front of you pulling some cute or silly faces to try and make you smile/laugh. He’d also start dancing in hope that you’d join in and stop being very stressed.


Jaehyun:

Originally posted by yoon-to-the-oh

Jaehyun would know that the best way to help you was to let you stay in bed, wrapped in his arms, all day until you had the will to leave the confinement of your room. He’d bring you food and films, anything you asked for, he’d bring and he wouldn’t try to question you in anyway. He’d run his fingers down your sides and kiss your cheek, telling you about his day and your shared future, which would make your heart flutter and cheeks flush slightly.


WinWin:

Originally posted by nakamotens

WinWin would try to be the best boyfriend ever whenever you were on your period - well, and also all the time as well lol. He’d imitate the actors in dramas and films, buying you flowers, chocolate, food, tampons and pads, movies and sometimes even jewellery. You’d always tell him that he didn’t need to do that, all whilst crying your eyes out because you were sensitive and thought it was too cute, but he’d just shush you and cuddle you, not saying much.


Mark:

Originally posted by monoka

Mark would have no clue what to say or do. It’d break his heart to see you in your state, and how he didn’t know what to do to help. Eventually, after a few months, he soon learned that it was just better to get you food and hug you a lot, rather than say anything. Not that he didn’t mind though.


Haechan:

Originally posted by haechannie

Obviously, Haechan would be the one with the least experience when it came to emotional girlfriends on their period. In fact, he’d secretly dread your period every month, when you’d be super sensitive and one wrong foot from him, could end up with a slap or harsh insult from you. He’d always end up calling his older members, begging for help and advice as they just laughed at him and inexperience.

Catch Me on Film Pt. 1

Summary: Nursey is in a theater class and Dex is in a film class. The teachers decide to do a mashup of sorts where the film students film a monologue or scene written by the theater students. Dex and Nursey are partnered and they both find their truths. Nursey finds his through the stage and Dex finds his through the lens of a camera. Watch them as they’re caught on film.

Nursey loved his theater class so much it was a bit concerning. There were these two first-generation American born Africans who were firecrackers. One was from Nigeria (Amadia) and the other from Ghana (Effia). They were like sisters to him, sisters who would smack him upside the head if he was being an idiot (which was often). There was this scrawny white boy who could do crazy things with his voice (Nick), a Latino guy who had the best physicality (Lucas), a tiny Greek girl whose only setting is loud (Katerina), and a Russian girl who had the flexibility to rival a contortionist (Isabel). The class had two co-teachers that were the best yin and yang combination possible, Mrs. Fulton and Mr. Smith. Mrs. Fulton was a tiny woman with a heart bigger than anyone’s. Mr. Smith was this big old guy who put his soul into his classes. To say the least, it was his favorite class. That’s why he walked into the room with a huge grin on his face.

“Derek!”

He felt a tiny body wrapped around his ankles and smiled down at Katerina.

“‘Sup, Kat.”

“Smith and Fulton say we’re starting a new project,” she said while disentangling herself from him.

“And we will explain it as soon as you pipe down,” Mr. Smith directed at her.

Kat started to retaliate, but Amadia covered her mouth with her ring-filled hand.

“As you all know, you are the best group we’ve taught ever and we’ve taught for a while,” Mr. Smith began.

“Damn straight,” Effia called out.

“Effi, shush,” Derek chastised.

“Well hello to you too, Mr. Nurse.”

“Honestly, Effi. You know I love you.”

“I do so love to hear you say it, hot stuff.”

“Shut up, rara kan. Some of us want to hear what they have to say.”

“You shut up, Ama.”

“Ladies, ladies, no need to fight over me,” Lucas cooed.

“Fight?” Said Effia.

“Over you?” Continued Amadia.

They exchanged a look then started cackling. Lucas shrugged and looked to Nick as if to say, “What can you do?”

“Guys, let’s get through this so we can do improv,” Mrs. Fulton said.

“Shut up, guys. Improv is on the line,” Nick hissed.

“As Al was saying, we’re so proud of you guys and we wanted to pioneer something with you. We talked to Ms. Sully and she agreed to partner her film class with our theater class to create short films. You guys are going to write short monologues or two-person scenes then we’ll choose which ones we’re doing and cast them. We’ll send the scripts to Ms. Sully and her kids will pick which scripts they want to work with. We’re really excited about this! We just know you guys will be great.”

“Woah, woah, woah, we’re inviting film students in our space? Do we know they’re cool?” Isabel asked.

“I’ve been assured by all their teachers that they are good kids,” Mr. Smith said.

“Good, old Al using his mob boss connections to look out for us,“ Kat said.

"You know I can’t comment on that,” Mr. Smith replied with a wink.

Mrs. Fulton clapped and called out, “Alright, guys. Let’s start out with Taxi. Nick, you’re the driver.”

***

Derek plopped down next to Dex on the couch and sniffed the air, trying to figure out what Bitty was baking.

“Poindexter, what fresh stick is up your ass today?”

Dex pointedly ignored him and tapped away at his computer. It was convincing except for the telltale blush lighting up his skin.

“C'mon, Sexy Dexy. Be chill.”

“Could murdering you be considered self-defense considering how much of your shit I put up with?”

“It’s alive!”

“Bite me.”

“Kinky.”

“Do you ever shut up?”

“Not if I can help it.”

“Remind me why we’re friends.”

“We have to keep it together for our kid.”

“Kid?”

“Chowder.”

“Of course.”

Either Derek was hallucinating or Will just laughed under his breath while he rolled his eyes.

“I’m showing you a good time, Dexy?”

“Not in this lifetime.”

“How cold.”

“Wanna see frigid?”

“I don’t think I’d survive.”

“Ooh, incentive.”

“Cookies are done!” Bitty yelled from the kitchen.

The two boys jostled each other until they reached the kitchen.


A lot of exposition in part 1. We met all of Nursey’s classmates and teachers who are based on the students and teachers of my high school drama class. My drama class actually did this exact project and I just visualized Nursey and Dex, so here we are. I might have a little fun with my OCs as well. Anyway, thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.

evakerlitvet  asked:

heyhey ^----^ i'd love to know what your favorite evak headcanons are <3

Good day my lovely! 

okay yay omg this will probably just turn into a ramble of nothingness so be prepared. 

  • So they are 100% that super annoyingly adorable couple that just flirtatiously tease each other…constantly. I mean this is basically canon. They totally do this. There are so many “Oh my god you like Twilight? ugh nope sorry baby I just have to break up with you now” and then there is that super gross “Oh okay, you just try to get rid of me” and then they touch noses and giggle and flirtatiously push each other away only to bounce back. and then one of them pretends to bite the others neck and it’s just super embarrassing because they forget that Magnus and Mahdi are standing there with them, watching it all and just being like “omg get a room” 
  • Okay they watch so many movies. Movies of all kinds. Of course Isak lets Even pick, every time. He loves seeing the passion in his eyes as they watch a film that Even considers as the ‘artistic expression of a genius’ the way Even taps him on the shoulder and whispers excitingly in his ear “watch this, look, look, look! Did you see that? How brilliant is that?” and honestly Isak didn’t see it because he was too busy watching the man of his life glow and become captivated in his passion for film. Sometimes they will put some old film that Even is obsessed with on mute and Even will tell Isak what the characters are saying based on Even’s own script. He just makes up what the characters are saying and doing in his head and turns the movie into something completely different. Sometimes it surprisingly works ??? but then other times it is so ridiculous, so completely stupid that they both just end up on the floor in fits of giggles until one of them suggests they just watch an episode of The Walking Dead or something. 
  • *sigh* and then there are the drawings. So so many drawings. You don’t think they would stop now that they are together and Even ain’t got any explaining to do? no no no. There are drawings for everything. Sometimes when Isak goes to his locker in between classes a note will fall out that has a drawing of Even basically sleeping bored and tired in class and then on the other side their will be a parallel universe where Even and Isak are together listening to music and eating kebabs. When they are living together and are out of milk Even will leave a drawing on the fridge of a dancing milk carton with a big googly face and Isak is just like “Eveeeeeeen, if we’re out of milk, just buy milk?!” but he pockets the drawing anyway because Even’s drawings set his heart on fire and remind him how lucky he is to have such a creative and beautiful boyfriend. He loves his drawings and one day Even will find out just how much he does. When he goes looking for a pen one day and instead finds a shoe box under Isak’s bed that is full of every single drawing Even had given him. He knows if he says anything to Isak about it, he would just get all embarrassed and awkward so Even puts the box back and never brings it up but instead he puts more effort into the drawings. He gives Isak a drawing for every little thing, because knowing that something as small as this can make the man he loves more than anything else a little bit happy, is the best feeling in the world. 
  • One of my fave head canons is Isak’s silly raps. Omg now that Isak is happy and confident and accepting of himself, his raps? oh boy they are so much more frequent, it is embarrassing. He raps in the shower, while Even is cooking him breakfast, he raps when he is doing his homework and just can’t get the damn question right. He raps when Even forgot to do the laundry and Even likes to call that one “you and your dirty laundry” It is actually so adorable. He makes up the most stupid raps about silly things like shampoo and bacon and there was this one he did about the spot between Even’s brows that he loves to kiss. And then eventually do you know what happens? Isak goes from rapping…to singing and oh my heart, Even can not deal. He is so hopelessly in love when he hears Isak sing and when it happens he is transported into pure heaven. Okay this is getting too much I know but I’m just imagining Isak as the kind of dad that sings to his kids and makes up these silly songs and it’s just- this is too much for my heart omg.

Okay this got so long so I’m gonna leave it here but ahhh I can think of so many more so if anyone has any prompts or wants some more stupid fluffy ramblings from me, shoot me a message. 💚

BTS reaction: you being a famous youtuber/blogger

I don’t know if you meant finding out after they meet you, or you becoming famous after meeting you, so I’m going to make it a reaction to you being a youtuber/blogger in general. I hope you don’t mind. Thank you for requesting, and sorry that it took me this long! xx


Jin/Kim Seokjin: 

He would definitely watch all of your videos, and probably make the other members watch them as well to support you. And he’s a sweet boy, so he’d probably have a playlist of his favorite videos of yours to watch when he’s away and missing you. If you wanted to, he might film a video with you (if you do challenges or something like that).

Originally posted by bwiseoks


Suga/Min Yoongi: 

Definitely a huge supporter of you. He’d be so proud of you for succeeding. He’d obviously watch your videos and so on, and I believe he’d be willing to help you if you’ve run out of ideas on what to film. I don’t think he’d want to be featured in any of your videos though, unless it’s something very special.

Originally posted by notjustaphase


J-Hope/Jung Hoseok: 

Your biggest supporter tbh. Like, he’ll hype you up and shower you in compliments after every video. I feel like he wouldn’t like actually promote you, like “hey, my partner is a youtuber, and you should definitely check their channel out”, but rather be open about being in a relationship with you, and give you more publicity that way. And if you need to film something with a second person, he’d volunteer every time.

Originally posted by syubto


Rap Monster/Kim Namjoon: 

He’d love to brainstorm ideas for your next video with you, because he would want to support you in any way he could. He probably wouldn’t promote you, just to avoid backlash like “well, they’re only famous because they’re dating a BTS member”, but he’d help you in any other way he could. And he’s another one to have a playlist of his fave videos to watch when he’s missing you.

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned


Jimin/Park Jimin: 

He’d honestly find it so cool. Like, you’re famous from social media. Out of millions of people, you managed to get a career! He’d think you’re so amazing. If he saw you mentioned somewhere, he’d get so overly proud of you holy crap. I feel like he’d also love watching you film, although he’d always stay behind the camera.

Originally posted by okayoongz


V/Kim Taehyung: 

Such a fanboy jfc. I’m not sure if he would actually promote you, because of the backlash it could get, but he’s definitely the most likely out of the members. And he’d force all of the members to subscribe to you and watch your videos when they can. He’d also love if you wanted to film something with you, and if you didn’t he’d still stay behind the camera and distract you. 

Originally posted by chimchams


Jungkook/Jeon Jeongguk: 

He’d absolutely love it. Like, he’d feel like it’s such an awesome job to have. He wouldn’t actually ask you if he could be in a video, but he’d say yes if you asked him. But, even if you didn’t, I think he’d be in the background in most videos (unless he’s working while you’re filming of course), like, he’ll pass by your room and ask what you want for dinner and stuff like that.

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

My Interview with CockyBoys Exclusive Ricky Roman

There are many reasons I wanted to interview CockyBoys exclusive, Ricky Roman. Not only is he one of the hottest, most consistent, and popular gay porn stars in the business right now. Not only is he just physically adorable. But, I actually love hearing him talk about his career and the adult entertainment industry. He has such an interesting take, I wanted to pick his brain a bit about how and why he got into the industry, as well as get his thoughts on other issues. Enjoy!

KnowHomo:    You’ve been in adult entertainment for about three years now, what has surprised you the most about the industry?        

Ricky Roman: The thing that’s surprised me most about the industry has to be some of the realest generosity from some of the realest people I’ve met. In a space I expected to be very superficial (and it can be) I have met some of the most down to earth people.

KnowHomo:    Looking back, what is something you wish you’d known or a bit of advice you wish you’d been given before getting into the business?

Ricky Roman:  I think I knew this from the beginning but it made its self very apparent as time went on, one must advocate for themselves because no one else will.

KnowHomo:    Which was harder, coming out as gay or coming out as a porn star?    

Ricky Roman: It was definitely harder to come out as gay. I am the son of religious immigrants both from different countries, so you can imagine how fun that was. But I never stopped being true to myself. Coming out at 14 made coming out as a pornstar a cake walk. Although it is true not all of my family knows, I don’t think it’s much of their damn business. [laughs]

 

KnowHomo: I love the Pillow Talk segments that you do on your YouTube channel. People ask some really good questions and your answers are always thoughtful. What made you want to open yourself up to people that way?

Ricky Roman: My fans and people just interested in the industry so to speak have always expressed their curiosity and I thought a video Q&A would be fun. And it has been! I hope to hone my vlogging craft and develop it into something grand!

KnowHomo:    In one of those videos, or maybe it was in an answer to a project you did for a family member, you said that what drew you to adult entertainment was that you were always very sexual and that you enjoy being naked. You were about 19 when you started, which is pretty young. Did you view porn as a way to explore your sexuality? Was there anything else that drew you to the industry?

Ricky Roman:  I do view porn as a way to explore my sexuality absolutely. My first orgy was on camera. I’m a bit of a exhibitionist so it’s always been a fun job. Truth be told I’ve always had a passion for acting, at 19 when I decided to get into porn I figured realistically this is the closest I’ll ever being to a “real” movie star.

KnowHomo:    What’s the best part of being porn star Ricky Roman? The most challenging?

Ricky Roman: The best part of being Ricky Roman is setting a standard of sexuality that is uninhibited and unashamed. I want to help liberate people sexually as we live in such a sex taboo society. I hope I can help people realize it’s okay to enjoy what you like! To quote my boss, “There is no sin here.”

The most challenging thing is dating for sure. I had a few goes that really crushed me ultimately and I thought there could be no way I could be an adult entertainer and balance a “normal” relationship. With that said there are many things that aren’t normal about my relationship with my handsome boyfriend Michael and at this point I wouldn’t have it any other way. He’s been and continues to be so supportive of me and my endeavors professionally and personally.

[Ricky and Michael]

KnowHomo: How has being an adult entertainer impacted your personal views on sex and/or your personal sex life?

Ricky Roman: Being an adult entertainer has definitely liberated me sexually in a way I didn’t think possible. Sex is such a beautiful part of life. People confuse sex with love. Society teaches people to confuse sex with love. I don’t think monogamy is realistic. We are humans, we have the ability to think and have complicated thought processes, but at the end of the day, we are mammals, with carnal needs, carnal needs that can be quite enjoyable when indulged in.

KnowHomo:    Are you at all surprised by how popular you are as a porn star?

Ricky Roman: Popular? [laughs] I feel like that’s a relative term, not to sound snarky. I am very grateful for all the good vibes that get sent my way as this gig can be draining as well.

KnowHomo:    What do you think makes you such a compelling adult entertainer? Why is Ricky Roman such a fan fave, in your opinion?

Ricky Roman: Compelling? [laughs] I like that. I think that the space I work in specifically allows a personality to shine through as opposed to just being a sexual objects. Anyone who follows the Cockyboys models knows that each of us are boisterous young men in our own right and we create a unique dynamic that I think people find entertaining in more than just a sexual facet.

KnowHomo:    I have this theory that romantic comedies and other “date movies” give people, but mostly women, unrealistic expectations around relationships and porn gives people, but mostly men, unrealistic expectations around sex. What do you think?

Ricky Roman: I agree with both of the points you just made. Specifically with porn. I hate to admit that yes we are serving fantasy sex! There was a scene where I was getting plowed hanging off a wooden fence, howling with joy the entire time. I will admit that was fun but it’s just not very realistic. I’m not as noisy in my personal sex life. [laughs] 

KnowHomo:    Do you watch porn? If so, what kind? Any particular porn stars you are a fan of?

Ricky Roman: I do watch porn, not studio porn however. I just know how it’s made so it kind of takes the magic away, you know? I enjoy amateur stuff I find on tumblr to be honest!

KnowHomo:    Is there anyone that you’d like to work with that you haven’t? If so, who and why?

Ricky Roman: There’s no one that comes to mind particularly at this point. I’m just grateful for the work I get.

KnowHomo:    Are there any scenes of which you are particular proud? Any that you look at and think “that was NOT my best work!”

Ricky Roman: I have to say my very favorite scene was The Haunting part II. The role allowed me to showcase some acting although few words are said in the film. The storyline is timeless and the vision is inspired. It was my first big one at CB and I knew that I was in the right place because of all of the creativity involved in the project. There are a few not worth mentioning I look back on and think damn I could have done better. I always want to push myself to be better!

KnowHomo:    You are one of two, maybe three, adult entertainers of whom I can say I really enjoy everything I have seen you in. But I particularly LOVE your scene with Austin Wilde and your scenes with Jake Bass. How was it working with them?

[Austin Wilde and Ricky Roman]

Ricky Roman: Thank you! Both of them are very good at what they do. I was very excited to work with both at the time and our work together has proven to be fan favorites to this day, so that’s cool.

[Jake Bass and Ricky Roman]

KnowHomo:    As a fan or as someone who watches porn, is there something you’d like to see more of in the industry? As an actor, is there a type of scene, or something you’d like to do more of?

Ricky Roman: I’d like to see more feature films with explicit sex! Kind of what we’re doing at CB [laughs] I personally think it’s great as I love cinema and erotica. If both can be tastefully combined, why not?

KnowHomo:    How do you prepare for a scene?

Ricky Roman: I like to get a workout in before a scene to really get the blood flowing, and about 10 minutes with my handy dandy douche and I’m ready to go! [laughs]

KnowHomo:    Your dad is from Italy. Your mom is from the Philippines. And maybe because you speak Spanish so well and Roman is a common Latino surname, I think people often think you’re Latino. You’ve described yourself as racially ambiguous. Has that had any impact on your career?

Ricky Roman: I think my racial ambiguity leads to more of just that which is cool! I hate to think that aside from my tattoos my skin might be too dark to work for a certain European site that features no one a shade darker than a vanilla ice cream cone, but this doesn’t deter me.

KnowHomo:    Maybe, this is random, but I am wondering what are your thoughts on the recent takedown of Rentboy.com by Homeland Security?

Ricky Roman: I think the Homeland Security takedown is a calculated act of homophobia on the government’s behalf. I wonder why wait till now. They know this has been going on for quite some time, could it be that now would have been the most lucrative cash in? Why a gay site like Rentboy? Why just rent boy? Why not attack all escort sites gay and straight and everything in between? America’s got some funny priorities, I digress.

KnowHomo:    Do you have any career aspirations outside of the adult entertainment industry?

Ricky Roman:  I hope to bridge my name into a brand very soon, much of my heart is in entertainment. We’ll see. I just got a sewing machine, if I made some dope threads would you buy ‘em?

KnowHomo:    I am not sure I am fashionable enough to get away with anything you’d come up with, but I think lots of people would. Speaking of style - As um…” research” for this interview, I re-watched a number of your scenes and was really struck by the different looks you’ve sported over time. What if anything is behind your choices to try different looks? Are you ever worried that one look won’t go over well with fans or producers?

Ricky Roman: My looks are very much inspired by my mood or what I’m going thru. It can be frustrating with honing in on a look for a project that might not particularly reflect me personally but that’s not a huge deal, they’ve been very lenient with my choices be it hair or tattoos. My fans have been very supportive of my style choices for the most part. If they’re happy that’s super cool but at the end of the day I try to do what truly makes me happy.

 

KnowHomo:    Have you managed to kick that awful cigarette habit yet?

Ricky Roman:  I’m working on it! It’s the fucking worst.

KnowHomo:    I really want to thank you for taking the time to answer my questions.

Ricky Roman:  Your questions were very thoughtful. Thanks, for having me.

 

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You can follow Ricky Roman at RickyRomanXXX (twitter); somecallme-roman (Tumblr); RickyRoman91 (IG).

 

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soy luna youtube au
  • because let’s face it this had to be done
  • so jazmín would still have fab & chic
  • delfi starts out always appearing on the channel as well but she kinda does her own thing later
  • pedro the smol cinnamon roll has a life advice channel and boi he’s good at it
  • everyone just loves him
  • he’s so nice and easy to watch
  • he never leaves you feeling discouraged
  • you just wanna get off your ass and change the world after you watch him
  • (at one point he tries a cooking channel but it takes exactly one video attempt and a burnt kitchen for him to give up)
  • nina has this book and study channel
  • and she absolutely loves it
  • it’s more on the nerdy side
  • ámbar has a vlog channel where she just posts about her life
  • it’s like watching a more glamorous version of yourself honestly
  • yam has a fashion channel and everyone just absolutely adores her
  • (and also jim and yam collab v often and the fandom goes crazy every time it happens)
  • jim has a mix of pretty much everything but mostly it’s about dancing and singing
  • (and also domestic videos of her and yam but shhh)
  • gastón’s channel would mainly be about dressing well and books
  • it’s hard to believe but it’s a combo that works
  • luna is just a smol bean trying to find her way through life (aka she’s a mess)
  • honestly most of her videos don’t even have a structure
  • she just babbles about everything that comes to her mind
  • it’s so nice and relaxing tho
  • and you always feel like seeing and old friend again
  • because she’s so open and nice
  • sometimes she uploads random vlogs
  • or skating videos when she’s feeling like it
  • matteo would have a looooot of travel vlogs and skating videos and just generally have the cool boy vibe
  • you either love him or you hate him
  • there’s no in between
  • it just doesn’t exist
  • you either get his sense of humor and love him
  • or you don’t and despise him
  • but still most people love him
  • because come on this is the internet
  • most of us are sarcastic little shits

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2004 movie HAS ME SHOOK AGAIN

OKAY SO i was reading up on my fave and I came across something that is a gem and has defined everything I love about the movie and that crushes all the hate it gets from people about the nature of the film!!!

So the director of the 2004 Phantom, J. Schumacher, described his take on the movie thusly:


“In the past, the Phantom was always a ghoul and Christine was always a damsel in distress… I really wanted the Phantom to be more sexy, and Christine to be more formidable

OKAY SO.

THIS IS EVERYTHING I LOVE ABOUT EMMY ROSSUM AND HER CHRISTINE !?!?!?! and i couldn’t quite put my finger on it!!!

SHE IS POWERFUL.

Erik serves like a “jereth-esque” figure in 2004. He’s sexed up, but he’s still the same murderous character — perhaps more sympathetic than some stagings, but ultimately not one that pales in comparison to the violence of other Phantoms.

ERIK IS THE TEMPTATION that christine wrestles with throughout the movie LIKE BOI in the mirror scene/motn, and every time he calls to her (wandering child, the approach during masquerade) he tempts her. he is this godlike figure of everything she wanted, her angel but now he’s this man and he’s alluring even though he’s ugly and her view has been darkened by his deeds.

ALSO let’s not forget how R/C 2004 is. It may be sexed up with the E/C dynamic in many regards, but the R/C dynamic is real and stays true to the end (christine ACTUALLY MOUTHS “i love you” to raoul before “pitiful creature of darkness…” and she kisses erik —  (gif cred ❤  )

which at first to me invalidated the meaning behind the kiss when I realized it — the way she smiles up at him afterwards was at first glance like “ ..you see? you don’t have to do this”

BUT ITS SO MUCH MORE

so first off ALL THROUGHOUT the story christine is not mindless. she is aware of erik’s hold over her (i hate when people say emmy’s christine is derpy i will fight them SHE IS AMAZING) but the thing iS shes ALLOWING HERSELF to fall for erik’s appeal *especially during wandering child*. He is her obstacle, and her character arc in final lair is when she overcomes him.

Also the way she sees him is damaged from the sensual contrast of MOTN when she tears away his mask. She realizes he isn’t this perfect impersonation but a man. A poor and broken one that isn’t what she thought. She flees from him and so the narrative goes on. Despite how alluring he might be, she sees who he is beneath and it isn’t this sexual impersonation of her desires or even JUST her sexual awakening.

during PONR she’s falling for what he’s doing while she knows its him all along *another brilliant aspect of the 2004 PONR is that she is AWARE from the beginning that it is the Phantom on stage with her this only adds to the meaning of the movie* and she rips off his mask ONLY WHEN he shows he isn’t being this “attractive’ entity but a man that really is seeking love, not desire. this wakes her up to remind her it’s ERIK she’s allowing to intoxicate her like this and so she tears it away, waking herself up from the dream and realizing once again who it is that is winning over her heart in this way.

and do you see erik’s reaction to seeing christine after “why so silent?” SHE HOLDS THE POWER and she slowly realizes it, it’s really him that is a her mercy because she really is a stunning, empowering character — and you don’t see this same dynamic apart from Emmy Rossum/Gerry.

AND OKAY SO MY FAVORITE is Down once more/final lair. Emmy and Gerry are both genius in this. It is erik that is pitied, ERIK that is in distress. EVERYONE says “emmy’s final lair is weak she’s just standing there” BUT NO??? FIRST OFF SHES BROKEN did you even hear how she sings or speaks her lines so powerfully? this only goes along with the idea that christine is formidable. she holds the power all along, and final lair /kissing erik and saving them is how she REALIZES IT. but the beautiful thing is that her christine has a silent power and a gorgeous character arc. she’s such a gentle, kind christine through the whole thing but when she gains her strength and shows erik that he isn’t alone, this is her moment of triumph.

these are really brilliant parallels. instead of christine being in distress and the phantom having power, in 2004 it’s really christine in her compassion and strength that she doesn’t even realize that holds the power over her demons (erik) all along. erik is the one that tempts her, not the other way around so much.

and this only makes the E/C pairing more beautiful as well? You really see Christine’s side to everything. She is the heroine. She SAVES HIM. she is compassionate and unselfish when she does so. This is the entire meaning of the 2004 movie and anyone who wants to keep saying “so and so can’t sing” can fight me because the meaning of the story is so much more important than the vocal prowess the casting — and for what’s its worth, Phantom 2004 is cast beautifully, in a way that is remembered as its own adaptation despite the hate.

EMMY’S CHRISTINE IS EMPOWERING.

I LOVE THIS MOVIE SM.

January Fic Recs

Hey folks! When I posted my fic recs last month, I mentioned I wanted to make it a monthly thing. So here are some of my fave fics from January.

Political Warfare by reserve | @reserve

Are you a spy or a whore?

This is some really good classic Benarmie. Both of them are very in character and yet obviously muchyounger.

An Analysis into General Hux’s Personal Life, as Collected by Lieutenant Mitaka by naevia_nadia | @lady-starkiller

An average day on the Finalizer, an average day of being an assistant to General Hux. With the arrival of the rest of high command in three days, there is much to do, really much for Mitaka to make Hux do. So perhaps it’s not so average after all.

But something is strange: the General is more tired than usual, even though the project has been finalized for months. The kitchen reports someone going down in the middle of the night for, of all things, strawberries. And in engineering, someone has a knowing smirk on her lips.

What has happened to General Hux? Can Mitaka solve it before high command arrives and before his best clue, the general himself, is taken away from him?

It’s like a murder mystery, but without the murder.

Though when it’s revealed to him what has happened to the General, Mitaka thinks it might become one very soon.

Probably my favourite characterisation of Mitaka ever. He has a sass to him and of course he ends up in a bad situation when he discovers Hux’s lover.

Dopheld Mitaka’s Doomed Retirement Fund by gundamoocow | @agent-nemesis

Dopheld Mitaka attempts to film his superiors having sex for fun and profit. What happens next may surprise you!

Another great fic with Mitaka only this one features terrible awkward sex. Very funny.

Not Every Experiment Has Scientific Merit by JinxedAmbitions | @jinxedambitions

Hux likes to experiment in the bedroom, but if he isn’t careful sometimes he becomes the test subject.

Written for the prompt: Maybe some kylux nipple play?

I love these two with a power play dynamic while they’re also in an established relationship. Really good smut with good banter.

The Only Ones Alive by commandershit | @commandershit

Hux digs up his old sex tape. Ren attempts to reconcile the man he knows with the one who films himself wearing lingerie and getting fucked by various alien species in bars. They both have fun.

The perfect combination of cold!Hux and slut!Hux. And of course xeno!Hux. Ft Kylo who is so hot for Hux 100% of the time.

Carpet burns by Ellstra | @ellstra

Hux’s fascination with Imperial officers is not only professional. Kylo decides Hux deserves to relieve the pressure of command for once, and buys an Imperial uniform from Space ebay™.

Holy shit, this is some good dom kylo/sub hux shit. Kylo completely fills out Hux’s fantasies of Imperial Officers.

The Pleasure Tester by JinxedAmbitions | @jinxedambitions

Kylo gets home from a long day at work, and he needs something to wind down to. So, he looks for some porn to watch. He finds ‘The Pleasure Tester,’ a ginger in a lab coat who claims to test different sex toys. It shouldn’t be sex, but Kylo finds himself aroused and unable to look away. All data points to Hux being just what the answer to a long day.

Written for the Kyluxhardkinks prompt: Hux is a sex toy tester with his own cam channel. Kylo stumbles across it one day and is utterly baffled by his reaction to this prim and proper mystery man giving clinical descriptions of a sex toys effectiveness. He times his orgasms and rates them based on a heart monitor. He also measures his ejaculate with exacting accuracy. None of that should be sexy right? So why can’t Kylo jack it to anything else any more?

This fic is all about Kylo getting off on Hux being clinical and thorough. Hux is very professional about being a porn star. 

Night Rider by slutpunk | @slutstiels

“I wanna—” Hux mumbles, voice all soft and worn out, but fuck if his cock isn’t twitching back to life. “I wanna do it.”

Kylo’s fingers pause inside him. “What?”

“I wanna fuck your truck.“

I absolutely love this series and it got even better. Kylo is possessive and intense and Hux is such a slut, despite only being with Kylo. 

bodies against by brawlite | @brawlite

When Hux finishes and hazards a glance in the mirror, he cannot feel anything but pride. Looking at himself is very near a religious experience: he is gorgeous and divine. A complete work of art, even in stocking feet. For a moment, he laments the fact that no one else will see him like this, no one else will appreciate just how much effort he has put into his appearance. It is truly a pity. 

General Hux buys himself a present. He ends up sharing said present with the Knights of Ren, who shamelessly barge in on his personal leave time.

There’s nothing like 9K of well-written smut about a Hux/KoR orgy. 

Pretty Young Thing by betts | @bettydays

ren takes the cigarette out of hux’s hand and tosses it on the ground, snubs it out with the sole of his five hundred dollar shoes. “no smoking,” he says.

hux glares at him. “why not?”

“i said so.” ren places his hand on the brick beside hux’s head and leans in so that their noses are almost touching. he reaches up and cups the kid’s face, thumbs over his bottom lip. “and you always do what you’re told, right?”

(A compilation of sadist Ren / tiny dick Hux ficlets from tumblr.)

I shamelessly love this series. Each ficlet is filthy and has a tiny bit of feels sprinkled in it. 

Wet Mouth Sounds by K_dAzrael | @kdazrael

For the kyluxhardkinks prompt: 'Hux is one of those Youtubers who do ASMR videos but they’re wearing really skimpy outfits and whispering all sexy. Kylo watches all Hux’s videos and leaves comments saying he’s a slut. What happens next may surprise you…?’

Kylo is sleazy af and lacks the ability to recognise Hux at all. Even if you aren’t a fan of asmr its a good read.

Convivial Society by Vadianna | @vadianna

Leia doesn’t know what to think when she sees the report about two First Order prisoners taken by surprise. They are suspected First Order officers, but the field can’t verify this.

She understands better when General Hux is brought before her, obviously caught in the middle of some rather intense sexual intercourse.

She has to ask.

Hux is high and explains in detail his sex life with Kylo to Leia, thinking she’s a hallucination. It is amazing. 

Kylo Ren in a uniform by @francisthegreat

This fic is from tumblr, of course, but its still great. It features Kylo wearing an officer’s uniform and saying filthy things to Hux. Super hot. 

Edit: I just found out it’s also on AO3 –  Orderly Conduct by Ajaxthegreat

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Okay, that’s it for this month. As I mentioned yesterday, I’m on holiday as of tomorrow so I won’t be reading much fic for the first part of Feb. I’m also moving in a few weeks so we’ll see how it turned out. 

ASTRO + the plane to la

prompt from @moon-hyuks:  astro on the plane to la, bin sleeping on eunwoo, eunwoo practicing his english, sanha and rocky in awe of what international planes provide, jinjin asking mj to give him the window seat keeps taking aesthetic plane photos and mj making fun of him

the only international flight i’ve been on was a flight to canada that only took like an hour so pls excuse any flight provision inaccuracies

MJ: 

  • claims the window seat right off the bat with “i’m the eldest i get to choose”
  • won’t shut up
  • doesn’t sit still the entire time he’s either on turned around on his knees to talk to whoever’s behind him or standing up and leaning over the seat in front of him
  • flicks peanuts at whoever’s sitting next to him
  • the type to pack a lot of stuff in his carryon to do on the plane but not use any of it
  • probably refuses to put his carryon in overhead (bc he’s gonna use all the stuff he packed, he claims) but complains about how annoying it is to have it at his feet the whole time
  • most likely to take out a camera and start filming the members from bad angles
  • ends up handing the camera to jinjin bc he wants to be filmed too
  • does dumb things with the free slippers like putting them on his ears or something smh

JinJin:

  • argues with mj about the window seat
  • somehow manages to get it (either phsyically shoving mj over after a couple hours or asking enough that mj finally moves)
  • takes 183412 million aesthetic pictures of the sky (and ignores mj’s comments about it)
  • starts the english speaking when they’re recording videos and sets off a chain reaction of shouted “yo”s and “my name is”s
  • brings giant headphones and jams to music for like half the trip
  • probably doesn’t fall asleep tho
  • talks with whoever’s awake in quiet voices when the other members are sleeping
  • super respectful to the flight attendents
  • ignores any peanuts flicked at him
  • the type to almost forget his carryon

Eunwoo:

  • the type to carefully read the safety handbook
  • reminds everyone about seatbelts constantly
  • he and bin are next to each other and in the row behind mj and jinjin and if it weren’t for mj and jinjin turning around they probably would just ignore all of them
  • gets startled when the video camera gets turned on him
  • but after people have settled down and are relaxing he totally takes it and records himself practicing his english (ft. bin making comments from where his head is on eunwoo’s shoulder)
  • puts his bag up in the overhead compartment but has to go into it at least twice for books
  • probably brings language-learning books with him instead of pleasure reading and works on those while in the air
  • is the one that remembers to bring gum for popping ears
  • brings an eyemask and goes to sleep at some point (cue mj slowly zooming in on his sleeping face)

Moonbin:

  • excited to be on a plane
  • not excited enough not to sleep
  • brings a neck pillow and earbuds and fully intends to conk out once they get up in the air
  • claims the window seat bc he’s gonna rest his head on the wall to go to sleep
  • eunwoo’s shoulder is his fave napping place tho
  • wakes up for the in-flight meal, goes back to sleep afterwards
  • when eunwoo starts practicing his english bin sleepily repeats some of the words he’s saying
  • eunwoo starts trying to teach him a couple words and bin repeats them and double checks the meaning in korean after every one
  • nods off in the middle of this
  • (eunwoo catches it all on camera and has that big shit eating grin on as he films bin slowly slipping forward off his shoulder)

Rocky:

  • really pumped to be on a plane but also mildly overwhelmed
  • sings to himself like the whole time real softly
  • sits with sanha in front of the mj and jinjin so he spends like half the flight turned around in his seat to talk to them
  • his puppy side would come out so hard he’d be so cute and excited and adorable
  • “my name is laki” is heard over and over
  • sits in the aisle seat by choice and then complains every time sanha gets up to go around him
  • when he gets the video camera from mj he turns it around and presses sanha up agains the window and they spend like five minutes just making v signs and faces at the camera
  • turns the camera again and spends a lot of time shooting mj and jinjin with a finger gun through the crack between his and sanha’s seats
  • ends up conking out at some point and doesn’t wake up until the plane starts descending
  • he spends the entire descent staring out the window and bouncing up and down in his seat bc he’s really excited to land

Sanha:

  • the Loudest
  • he’s too tall to stand up properly and ends up doing a weird half lean bc he wants to see his other members but he has to turn around to do so
  • puts his bag in the overhead but is constantly getting up to put things in/take things out
  • plays with everything that’s in his seat pocket
  • brings a neck pillow and it only gets half used for its proper purpose the other half it’s used to smack rocky or mj (and then snatched from him so he can get smacked right back)
  • plays with his food
  • uses the peanuts to make weird faces
  • accidentally hits his head on the cieling of the plane multiple times
  • probably puts his feet in rocky’s lap multiple times and rocky just kind of goes with it and pats his shins
  • steals the camera and gets yelled at for zooming in on peoples’ nostrils
Reasons to love Jackson Wang
  • befriended a donkey like could your fave even
  • got rly sad when he couldn’t buy said donkey
  • MADE A RAP ABOUT THE DONKEY HE’S THE ACTUAL WORST
  • loves animals SO MUCH
  • name should be Bluffy the Vampire Slayer tbh
  • shows off so much but is never serious about it
  • is hardly ever shy so when he gets shy IT’S ADORABLE????
  • wants to be best friends with everyone i mean everyone
  • his feelings get easily hurt bless
  • thinks he’s close w/ everyone and gets hurt when they say otherwise ACTUAL PUPPY
  • big gay chicken
  • talks about how hairy he is all the time jackson pls
  • sweaty so much sweat i feel u bro
  • if something even looks spicy he’ll start to sweat i feel u bro
  • thinks he’s hilarious and to be fair 9 out of 10 times he is like someone is literally always laughing around him
  • the rest of the time he’s just embarrassing
  • v affectionate and v aggressive with his affections
  • gets attached to ppl so easily like his capacity for love is BOUNDLESS
  • knows 5 different languages and probably more wtf even is he
  • says he’s into hip hop and stuff but he is way too nerdy to actually pull it off
  • thighs thicker than the bible
  • shameless
  • has 0 shame
  • if shame were clothes he’d rip them off and strike a pose

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anonymous asked:

I absolutely love your blog! I've gone through all the VC cannon and so many of the wonderful fanworks, but now I'm having withdrawals! Is it strange that my solution is to watch Rise of the Guardians? I mean, Jack Frost IS a cheeky undead optimist who's trying to find his purpose in the world :P My real question is, are there any Lestatesque/VC-esque books or movies you'd recommend? I agree that OLLA and What We Do in the Shadows are fantastic >:D

Merci beaucoup, glad you like this thing! You want more?

You do, I see >:}

I’d agree w/ you about Jack Frost, he’s forced into his immortal status by accident, too, and he’s orphaned and has to figure out what to do w/ himself, too. Jack and Lestat are definitely both cheeky undead optimists! And yes, OLLA and What We Do in the Shadows are fantastic, that’s for sure! Those movies were very much the VC movie we had been waiting for, with different facets of VC-adjacentness. OLLA more for the aesthetic and WWDITS more for the comedy.

I don’t think that any ONE movie or book (or book series) has all the ingredients that make up that unique VC flavor but there are many that are adjacent. I knew this was going to end up being a masterpost, that’s why it took so long. Also I restrained myself from any Tom Cruise movies. He should have his own masterpost ;D

*cracks knuckles* Okayyy… SO, 

VC-Adjacent is more doable than Lestatuesque, bc everyone’s headcanon of Lestat varies and we all know how attached I am to Tom Cruise So I’ll give you one Lestatuesque rec and the rest are VC-Adjacent.

Lestatuesque: 

Blade Runner (1982) - this movie is mentioned in canon (QOTD). AR had wanted to cast Rutger Hauer as Lestat. But he was too old when they finally got IWTV into production D: so watch this and see her vision for Lestat.

Over and over [Armand] watched Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner, fascinated by Rutger Hauer, the powerfully built actor who, as the leader of the rebel androids, confronts his human maker, kisses him, and then crushes his skull. It would bring a slow and almost impish laugh from Armand, the bones cracking, the look in Hauer’s ice-cold blue eye.

“That’s your friend, Lestat, there,” Armand whispered once to Daniel. “Lestat would have the… how do you say?… guts?… to do that!”

In no particular order* 

(and @annabellioncourt​ helped me out here, so wherever there’s an *, those are her recs that I agreed with)(and there are other movies I love obviously, but I tried to limit this list to VC-Adjacent only; and I couldn’t think of any of my fave books that come close enough to fit in here).

Vampire movies:

  • *Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) - Well this goes w/o saying, and it also shared movie!IWTV’s Michele Burke as head of the makeup dept ;D
  • The Lost Boys (1987) - @skeletalroses​ is kind of my authority on this one, and >>>this movie is cited as a major inspiration for WWDITS.<<<
  • What We Do in the Shadows (2014)- Including it on here bc of reasons, this is a very classy documentary of several vampires flatting together in New Zealand as a big coven ball approaches.
  • Only Lovers Left Alive (2013) - Including it on here bc of reasons, this is a very classy film of several vampires visiting together in Detroit, Michigan, and Tangiers, Morocco, as the world is slowly taken over by the “zombies” (not actual ones, metaphoric ones). And there are alot of parallels between the married couple and Claudia Ava, who is thirsty all the time and above the law bc of course she is.
  • Shadow of the Vampire (2000) - It’s a behind-the-scenes fanfic of the filming of the legendary Nosferatu! Mostly horror w/ a dash of comedy. Bonus: Eddie Izzard.
  • Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995) - Yeah I love Leslie Nielsen, fight me. It’s a Dracula parody. This will never not be funny.
  • Jennifer’s Body (2009) - well she’s not really a vampire but she eats ppl, so close enough. I love the dynamic between Jennifer and her best friend, how you’re not sure whether Jennifer wants to bring her into this, or just terrify her, but there is something kind of Akasha-esque about this creature.
  • Let the Right One In (2008) - the original is better than the US remake (Let Me In, 2010) but they’re both worth watching. Child vampire! Choosing a new BFF! She has to respect the Being Invited In Rule, tho.
  • The Little Vampire (2000) - a cuter child vampire, w/o much of the angst of being a child vampire, overall super cute and I had to include this bc of Jack Frost. 

Other Horror movies/shows:

  • *Crimson Peak (2015) - @annabellioncourt​ says: “would be a fair addition because of the atmosphere of it as well as its campy factor”
  • Hannibal (2013-2015) - the TV series bc #murder husbands, like c'mon. One pushing the other into being more murdery and the other resisting it. @cloudsinvenice informed us that “Bryan Fuller was a huge IWTV fan growing up - there’s a Nerdist podcast in which he describes how, at the age of 13, he phoned Anne Rice because he wanted to work on the IWTV screenplay. The story is a gem and starts about 32 minutes in, but the whole thing is really great.”
  • The Walking Dead (2010-current) - my new drug, group dynamics, fighting for supremacy, survival, romance, killing!
  • Sweeney Todd (2007) - It’s pretty goth, it has some comedy, it has murder, it has ppl pining for each other. Also, a musical. My fave is the whole By the Sea song sequence bc Helena is trying so hard!
  • The Witches of Eastwick (1987) - Jack Nicholson is the devil and wants to make his own harem of 3 powerful witches what could possibly go wrong? There is a hilariously awful scene in a church. Jack approaches Lestatuesque levels of charm as he courts these women, and then there’s supernatural stuff going on. 
  • The Addams Family (1991) - Gomez and Morticia have the kind of ship Lestat would kill for. He would probably dig their aesthetic to some extent, too. Also murderous kids, who are encouraged to be murderous. ONE HAPPY FAMILY.
  • Black Swan (2010) - something about this, maybe the aesthetic, feels very Theatre Des Vampires.
  • Beetlejuice (1988) - Alec Baldwin! Looked like this once upon a time! But mostly, ppl dealing with being dead and not having a very helpful ghost w/ the most trying to help them. When it works for him.
  • Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) - campy, musical, murdery, I still don’t really know what it all really means but it’s fun. Dr. F can be compared to Lestat, in that he’s lusty, charming, glamorous, materialistic, bossy as hell, has a real mean streak, tries to make the perfect lover for himself and fails at it over and over… an essay could be written comparing them. @laurasking is my authority on RHPS.

Other movies/shows:

  • Phenomenon (1996) - Telekinesis and someone dealing w/ acquiring it, and how his community treats him bc of it. THIS IS CUTE so like, yeah, much further away, I almost didn’t include it. Gonna lose my reputation over this rec OH WELL it’s your fault, Anon, bc Jack Frost.

Anime - recc’d by my best friend:

  • Vampire Princess Miyu - “similar atmosphere" 
  • Witch Hunter Robin - “quite gothic”
  • Otogizoushi - “very atmospheric" 

Annbellioncourt’s Recs bc she is classier than me:

  • Byzantium (2012) - Neil Jordan’s first vampire movie since IWTV
  • Wolfman (2010) - “its cheesey, but its atmospheric, spooky, and bloody”
  • The Hunger (1983) - “is one I always suggest to people wanting more”
  • The Bloody Chamber And Other Stories - Angela Carter
  • Carmilla - Bunch of adaptations of this.
  • A Taste of Blood Wine -  Freda Warrinton
  • Blood Opera Sequence -  Tanith Lee
  • Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
  • Fevre Dream (yes its spelled fevre) by George R. R. Martin (yes, its THAT Martin, and his take on vampires is Very Good.)
  • Sunshine by Robin McKinley
  • The Delicate Dependency by Michael Talbot
  • The Hunger by Whitley Scriber

Voice of Louis - or, “I’ve had to listen to that, for centuries.”

@annabellioncourthad cited the following as similar to Louis’ voice in IWTV:

  • “Oscar Wilde’s era of the very late 19th century, which is what most people think of today when they think “Victorian writing.”

“Similar in voice (though not subject) would also be:

  • Matthew Arnold (read some of his essays, and tell me that’s not how Louis talks),
  • Wilkie Collins
  • Henry James

Moar recs from her under Spooky Book Recommendations

Anyone can feel free to comment or reblog this with their own recs *u*

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Some Ultra-Fluffy Headcanons for Niamh, (@whotheeffisbucky). Ft. Lance Tucker, Steve Rogers, Jefferson, Sugar!Chris Evans, Sebastian Stan, Tony Stark, TJ Hammond, Chris Beck, and Bucky Barnes.


Lance Tucker

-Such a huge cuddle monster. He will literally snuggle you up in your bed and admire all the Movie Posters everywhere.

-He also loves seeing you all cosied up in his USA Jacket. He recognises it suits you way better than him.

-Whenever he goes out to an event, he wants you on his arm. And loves that one red dress.

-Taking photo’s for his Instagram. He loves your work, so get’s you to edit them, too. Even a certain video which went on his Twitter.

-Admiring that view when he’s working out. He’ll put you underneath him so he can steal kisses.

-Telling any man who comes near you that he loves you and to back off.

-Whenever he feels like you’re a bit self conscious, he’ll take you in his arms and kiss every part of your body, telling you how beautiful you are to him and the world.

-He gets you to read to him. He love your voice.

-Having movie nights where he holds you on his lap so you can snuggle in his chest.

Steve Rogers

-He is just obsessed with you lying on top of him. You’re like his teddy bear and loves you being snugly with him.

-Long, relaxing baths together. Covered in rose petals and bubbles.

-He always leaves the Shield by your bedroom door; it’s soundproof, so it stops the shouting downstairs somewhat.

-Carrying you around the house because you’re a small baby who needs to be protected.

-He literally calls you ‘Doll’ 24/7. It’s saved on his contacts as that.

-He also loves playing with your hair. He’ll run his hands through it and massage your scalp to soothe you.

-Hiding in his warm neck through snuggles.

-He loves making hot chocolate because it was a luxury in his time. Something sweet for you to share.

-Cheek kisses which are super soft.

Jefferson of OUAT

-Matching hats! He wants you both to look super cute, so he gets you your own top hat.

-He can play the piano really well. He learned ‘Another day of Sun,’ from the La La Land soundtrack.

-Wearing his scarves whenever you go out to keep you warm.

-He also loves baking. Cookies are his ultimate favourite. Like you, white chocolate and raspberry.

-Lying in your lap and telling you about Grace.

-Dancing around the house. He’ll put on a song, and you guy will dance together for so long.

-Taking you to see shows at the theatre. He’ll hold your hand throughout it.

-Nose kisses. all speckley and little.

-Rubbing his thumb across your palm when you hold hands.

Sugar!Chris Evans

-Whenever he hears his baby is upset, he is dropping meetings and is straight around to check up on you.

-Giving you the most beautiful presents which are lovely and sentimental.

-Paying for Spa Treatments together. He is super calm with you and loves going to the Spa with you.

-His hand resting on your thigh for warmth and comfort.

-Snuggling up in his apartment watching really bad movies and pushing his work aside for you.

-Sitting between his legs and lying back on his chest to snuggle together.

-Tying his tie around your wrist. It’s a sign that he is always there to protect you.

Kissing your neck in comfort.

-Carrying you to bed and snuggling you when you’re all comfy, reminding you how much he loves you.

Sebastian Stan

-He fell in love with you almost instantly. Just, he was in a quiet place and saw you buying a drink and went up to say hi.

-You recognised him, and he sat with you. He loves hearing you talk all the time.

-Taking you to Movie Premieres and is constantly gushing over how perfect you look.

-Wearing his blazer jacket when it begins to get a little bit cold.

-He once talked about how much he loved your directing and playscripts and on Twitter, the hashtag #WeWantNiamhsMovie was trending.

-He goes to your movie premiere. And is so proud of you.

-The best times are when you’re snuggling together and when he can just hold you and it’s nice and quiet.

-Eskimo kisses. He is one of them people.

-His Instagram feed is soon filled with photo’s of you cuddling, and comments such as ‘My faves’ and ‘Goals.’

Tony Stark

-Whenever you’re feeling a little angry, he let’s you borrow a suit, and can get your anger out in Target Practice.

-Helping you study for Film. He pretends he dosen’t know that much, but he really does.

-Joy riding in his cars. Nice relaxing drives in the evening with the stars above you.

-You guys have so many blanket cuddles, snuggling together. 

-He tickles you with the strange beard of his. But he says your laughter is totally worth it.

-He can also cook pretty damn well. JARVIS Taught him all these cute recipes.

-The amount of times he says ‘I love you,’ because it’s true.

-Forehead kisses. That way he feels like he’s keeping the most important thing safe in his life.

-Interlocking your hands with his and squeezing your fingers in comfort.

TJ Hammond

-You and TJ are best friends for live. You even have the little necklaces with half a heart each and put them together.

-He makes the best movie suggestions. Whenever you have snuggle sessions, he picks out something amazing.

-Making tea together, and clinking glasses.

-He loves that you keep and eye on him and he keeps and eye on you. You’re a good team together.

-Dancing around the flat, but more to rock music, air guitars and everything else.

-’Damn Niamh. If I wasn’t gay, I would totally go for you.’- TJ, 2017.

-You both made a vow to throw out all bad things, and instead you focus on the happiness.

-You keep finding him reading your writing and seeing a cute little smile on his face.

-Wrapping you up in a blanket and calling you his ‘Baby Burrito.’

Chris Beck

-A very big cuddler. He had nearly no physical contact in space, so he likes cuddling you to make up for it.

-Wearing his NASA jumper when you get out the shower because it’s super warm and fluffy.

-Painting a wall in your house like a star system.

-He loves ordering Pizza. For him, Pizza and watching a really cheesy television series is his perfect evening.

-The amount of times he say’s ‘I love you to the moon and back’ ‘Chris, you’ve been to the moon.’

-Introducing you to all his space buddies, because he wants you to know all about his life and how much you mean to him alongside it.

-Sharing Pillows so he can be closer to you.

-Running his hands across your face, and whispering how perfect you are.

-Getting glow in the dark star stickers and sticking them above your bed so it feels like you’re watching the stars in the warmth of home.

Bucky Barnes

-He loves holding your hand with his metal hand because it makes him feel less like a monster.

-Long, lingering kisses. He loves your kisses.

-He loves his time with you. Whether it be reading together, or lying outside on the grass, watching the world go by.

-Going to the library together, and getting lost in the world of books quite happily.

-He loves making pillow forts with you, and then you watch endless movies, hidden away from the world.

-Falling asleep in his arms, and he’ll kiss the top of your head in comfort.

-Nuzzling into his warmth, and he’ll just whisper all these sweet nothings gently in your ear.

-Keeping his arms around you to protect you.

-’I love you Niamh. Never forget that.’