i just wanted to do malec okay

shadowhunters kissing stats

okay, i’ve been wanting to actually sit and do this for a while and finally i have. i remember talking, briefly and dramatically, about the disparity between the length of kiss scenes in shadowhunters between het pairings (read: pairings that include clary, mostly…) and magnus/alec (the shows current only nonhet canon relationship) so i’ve actually compiled Numbers and Data

maths is definitely not my strong suit and if anything seems glaringly wrong, sorry. also, obviously this is just from skimming through episodes - if i missed something, sorry - but in my mind, this looks pretty accurate. 

the actual list of numbers and timings is below the cut, but i just want to make a few points clear

  • magnus and alec are probably the most heavily promoted and well-received couple on the show and are a main couple
  • magnus and alec have been together for more time than clary and jace were together and more than simon and clary have been together
  • i have included all ‘’pairings’’ that kiss on this show, this includes camille/simon etc
  • i can’t really be bothered doing any commentary on why this is important rn, i may reblog this later and make more comments but feel free to reblog and comment on this
  • pay attention not just to the total times, but the longest kiss scenes each pairing gets, and how many kisses the total time is spread over
  • have fun getting mad w/ me lmao 

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Malec Watching Step Up 2
  • Magnus: "So what do you want to watch my darling?"
  • Alec: "What about that sequal to that step up movie."
  • Magnus: *twitching hand nervously.* "Okay, anything for you Alexander."
  • Alec later: "Whose this dancing guy, he looks an awful lot like you Magnus."
  • Alec: "No that's definitely you! Just without makeup!"
  • Magnus: "What are you talking about? I-it looks n-nothing like me!"
  • Alec: *gives the look.*
  • Magnus: "Okay so maybe I did a few movies in my lifetime, sometimes things get dull is all."
  • Alec: "WHO CARES ABOUT THAT YOU CAN DANCE SHOW ME!!"

Anyways Alec Lightwood is the type of person that would get his boyfriend a gift literally anytime he went anywhere. If there were 8 demons that he had to slay on the 5th avenue, he’d spend 10 minutes on the demons and then another 2 hours in Louis Vuitton picking out the wallet that Magnus would most likely think matched his new shoes. And if he went out shopping for let’s say Jace’s birthday, he’d somehow come home with a bag from American Eagle for Jace and like another 5 bags with Sephora and MK and Marc Jacobs and Gucci and some other antique store that was on his way home for Magnus. And if Izzy finally dragged him to Macy’s to get him some new shirts, he’d probably secretly sneak off and end up getting Magnus 3 different belts instead. And every time there was a Sephora anywhere near where Alec was, he’d end up spamming Izzy’s snapchat with a bunch of pictures of palettes and single shadows and eyeliners and highlighters and asking her which ones are good and which ones would Magnus like, and he’d also end up having his arms completely swatched in a bunch of lipsticks and eyeshadows every time he’d go to the mall for literally anything. And Magnus would always say that he doesn’t have to do this but he’d just smile and shyly reach for Magnus’s hand and just look up at him and whisper under his breath “yeah but I want to” and Magnus would melt and kiss him bc he cannot believe how much he loves this man

THINGS I NEED FROM SEASON 2B

•Magnus/Alec fighting side by side- I wanna see my babies working together
•Overprotective!Alec and I'mOver400YearsOldAlecIThinkI'llManage!Magnus
•I want more Luke/Simon moments- I miss those. Luke is basically Simon’s father (“Simon I am your father” - “HE NEVER REALLY SAID THAT OH MY GOD”)
•Clary/Alec- cause Clalec is my favorite BROTP cause damn if Alec’s sass doesn’t weigh out Clary’s “hey let’s go do this and everything will be fine- ah shit never mind” attitude
•Alec in general- I want more of Alec fighting his own battles. He went through so much in season 1 and season 2A, I want him to continue to figure himself out.
•MALEC FEELS- I need to see them be more intimate. I love the love they have, and I want to see that blossom more then they’ve allowed us to so far. No more leaving things to speculation.
•Seeing as Raphael is my favorite character- I need more. I need more Raphael. And from what I can see in the trailer, he’s there a good bit more.
•Saphael- now seeing as Simon/Clary is a thing now, I realize they can’t really play off Saphael as they kind of have in the past. We’ve all seen it don’t lie. I just want to see more Simon/Raphael interactions. They work off each other so well. Raphael’s dark and serious demeanor playing off Simon’s literal cinnamon roll persona.
•Clace- I NEED IT BACK OKAY

THINGS I DO NOT WANT FROM 2B:
•Rizzy- please let it die, it was built off something toxic, and isn’t a good use of a story line.
•Jace/RandomGirlHeMetInABar- yeah. That just needs to stop in general.
•BitchyDownworlders- I know it’ll happen anyway, but they have to understand what’s all happening. But. We’ll just see.

That’s all for now, bye! Xx Cee 😘

Friend: hey buddy I just finished reading this amazing fanfic, do you want me to send you the link?

Me: YAS QUEEN PLEASE

Friend: okay I’ll send you it tomorrow

Me: MMM FUNNY BUDDY NO SEND ME IT NOW I CANT WAIT HOW DARE YOU GET MY HOPES UP I AM SO UPSET NOW I NEE-

Originally posted by dean-on-a-plane

anonymous asked:

Okay okay but Alec's legs are crossed differently in the new promo pics (which are the official cause of my death RIP) so I think he's the one who moves the glasses?? Granted, it could still be Magnus as his body has shifted, but we all know that Alexander Gideon Lightwood is thirsty AF

Anon, listen, you can’t come into my inbox like that. Because fuck, you are so right. Alec Lightwood is thirsty af (who can blame him with such a gorgeous boyfriend!) and he totally put the glasses aside, fight me on it. The table is so near from where he sits? And he wants and needs to touch his boyfriend even more. So he needs to get rid of those glasses first to do that.

And I am sorry but when you look at his deer legs? He is so ready to straddle Magnus any second. Just look at it! If that is not a sign that he is seconds away from staddling Magnus and Magnus putting his hands on Alec’s waist, I don’t know what is.

Somebody send help because I am not fucking okay.

the signs as things i've heard people say at my school
  • Aries: I just got here and I already want to go home.
  • Taurus: *After being tazed* I'm cooked
  • Gemini: *Handing the teacher a dvd* DJ Malec spin this shit
  • Cancer: I smoked a whole baby yesterday.
  • Leo: Do u ever look at your hoeish ways and contemplate how you got here
  • Virgo: HE GOT HIT BY A PRIUS OKAY HE'S FINE
  • Libra: *Singing* Someday we'll find it, the rainbow- DRAMATIC ASS HOE SHUT THE FUCK-
  • Scorpio: *In the corner* alexander hamilton was the biggest hoe
  • Sagittarius: I heard that someone entered a pringles flavor contest with period blood flavored pringles
  • Capricorn: (To Sagittarius) But did he win???
  • Aquarius: Suck my ass that taco was the shit
  • Pisces: Does homestuck count as a video game???

bonus-point  asked:

Can you write how you think the Izzy and Alec scene will sound? Like the whole "omg are you talking about have sex" and so on👌🏼☺️

Alec finds Izzy in the control room, pouring over an old book.

“Hey, can we talk?” Alec says, already nervous with the amount of people around them.

It must show on his face, because Izzy promptly closes the book she’s reading and leans in close. “Of course, big brother.”

Alec sits across from her, and rubs the back of his neck. “How do you know it’s the right time?”

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2x07; Opinion time

Okay, nobody asked, but here is my opinion on the Malec scene. 

First of all I wanted to say that I have read a few posts already about the discussion of yes consent/ no consent on Magnus’ side. At first I didn’t really see much problem with the scene until someone acknowledged the lack of verbal consent on Magnus’ side, but after reviewing the scene, I stand by my first opinion. Sure, there was no verbal confirmation on Magnus’ side and I do think Magnus still had some concerns and didn’t feel completely at ease with them having sex yet. Alec didn’t let him finish wording his own worries about them taking this next step and Alec didn’t completely ease them either. 

But Magnus did kiss him back in the last few seconds, plus I feel like he’s old and wise enough to know that he can say no. Besides, they weren’t anywhere near the bedroom yet, so there was still plenty of time for him to do so, so either he made up his mind by the end of the hallway or we see him push Alec away in the next episode. 

On Alec’s part; I don’t think he intended to push Magnus at all (though I don’t think anyone does). He is clearly inexperienced and probably just assumed that because Magnus had been in relationships before and that they have been dating for some time now, Magnus wouldn’t mind. I believe Alec was too occupied by his own insecurities about his first time to realise that there were two people involved who could feel uncertain of taking this next step. Also, the way Magnus voiced his concerns and Alec replied to them pretty clearly meant that Alec didn’t understand the full extend of Magnus’ vulnerabilities.

Sure, the scene was edited a bit unluckily, but by cutting it off so soon, I believe the intend of the writers was to keep what happens in the next episode as a bit of a surprise. I think it was their intend to make us believe they had had sex so the fact that they hadn’t would be more of a shock in 2x08, to keep a bit of suspense. 

Then I read some things on the fact that they so easily put in a sexy times scene for Jace and some random girl, but won’t do the same with Malec. I don’t think the fact that Malec is a M/M relationship is the issue here, or at least not directly. We should not just think of Malec, but also about the people who play them. Matt and Harry are both heterosexual males who are in a relationship, so I can only imagine that filming a sex scene could be awkward or uncomfortable for them. Heck, at times I feel like their kisses are too fake? uncomfortable? careful? IDK, but I really think it’s Harry and Matt feeling uncomfortable about making out half-naked to film this really intimate scene. WHICH IS OKAY. And totally understandable. 

It could also be that it’s the just the writers wanting to actually do Malec justice by not just throwing a meaningless sex scene into the story. Matthew said in his livechat today that Magnus and Alec will grow more in the next episode and repeated multiple times that they are a healthy relationship. Healthy relationships take effort. And a whole lot of time

Matthew also acknowledged that there is so little time. They have to show the Malec relationship in little snippets thrown throughout the episode because they can’t show an entire plotline for Malec in 40 minutes while also telling the actual story of Clary and Jace and Valentine and Maia and Simon and Isabelle and … You get the picture. 

I hope that if you had concerns about this scene or was feeling a bit icky or uncertain about it, reading this soothed some of those worries. Besides that one scene, I truly did think it was a great episode and I hope you enjoyed it nonetheless. 

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! X

Vote For Malec Blogrates

So I’ve been wanting to do blogrates for a while and now this gives me an excuse :)

Rules:
-You don’t have to be following me.
-Vote for Malec here
-Message me what percentage they’re on.
-Reblog this post.

My Usual Rating System:
☆ icon: okay | good | awesome | flawless | ISABELLE LIGHTWOOD
☆ URL: okay | good | awesome | flawless | ALEC LIGHTWOOD
☆ theme: okay | good | awesome | flawless | MAGNUS BANE
☆ mobile theme: okay |good |awesome | flawless | LUKE GARROWAY
☆ posts: okay | good | awesome | flawless | SIMON LEWIS
☆ overall: okay | good | awesome | flawless | CLARY FRAY
☆ following: no, but ily | now I am :) | ur stuck with me sorry 

If this gets no notes we’ll just pretend this never happened, right?
Blacklist #Tori Rates Blogs if you don’t wanna see this.

***As promised, here is volume 2 of Malec fanfic recommendations since you all seem to enjoy the 1st edition which still can be found here.
Again, if you liked this and want me to continue doing this, let me know, okay? And now, have fun reading. I know you all want to have more Malec love in your life.***


I WANT TO ROOT YOUR SYSTEM by @sweetillusionketz [ T | AU | 14.7k | complete ]

Magnus Bane has made a name for himself in the fashion industry after raising high against all odds and becoming the Editor in Chief of the world’s most celebrated fashion magazine, Pandemonium. He’s powerful, influential, and most of all, he’s a genius. Just not when it comes to technology. In fact, Magnus hates it with a passion. So one can imagine his distaste when, after a huge thunderstorm, Pandemonium’s office lost every in a short circuit and he was forced to buy thousands worth of new fancy products from Light Inc., the world’s most renowned technology company. Good thing all that high-tech crap comes with instructions in the form of Alec Lightwood.


ALEC LIGHTWOOD AND THE VERY BAD, NO GOOD, TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE DAY by @lecrit [ M | AU | 2.1k | complete ]

Looking at him feels like looking directly into the sun and Alec wonders inwardly if he might go blind just from the way this man shines so brightly. He is the most beautiful human being Alec has ever seen. Too bad he’s a parking spot thief and now Alec has to hate him.


UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT by @highwarlockkareena [ M | 34.1k | WIP ]

Alec and Magnus never met each other. They didn’t join forces to fight the Circle when they attacked his lair, they never met to help Clary recover her memories. When the Clave refused to investigate the rumours about the rise of Valentine, Magnus, Luke, Raphael and the other Downworlders saw the problem coming for them. They banded together and rose up to stop Valentine. This story is set six months after his defeat.


HURTING AND HEALING by @swans-hooks-and-books [ T | AU | 11.5k | complete ]

“Magnus freezes. It’s then that he realises. He should’ve seen it before. He’s fairly certain he’s crushing on his best friend. His neighbour. The one boy who grew alongside him.” Childhood sweethearts AU where Alec and Magnus grow up next door to each other. Over the years, they transition from playmates to best friends to something more. But as usual, the path to happiness is always complicated.


STRENGTH by heartsdesire456 [ E | 11.7k | complete ]

After Jace disappeared with Valentine, Alec and Isabelle are put under house-arrest by their parents so that they don’t run off and screw things up worse than they already are. On top of that, they took their phones, so Alec hasn’t spoken to Magnus since Jocelyn woke up, and it drives him insane, because what he feels for Magnus feels so big and he knows, deep down, that Magnus feels the same. How do you handle knowing that Magnus Bane’s heart is in your hands?


MASTERS OF WAR by @lecrit [ T | AU | 13.6k | complete ]

Alec and Magnus hate each other. They know it. Their families know it. Their friends know it. Alec and Magnus hate each other. Or do they?


I WON’T LET YOU FALL by @jezthemadficster [ M | AU | 75k | WIP | IWLYF Universe #1 ]

Alec Lightwood is the most beautiful and talented classically trained ballet dancer at the New York Arts Institute. He’s pressured by everyone in his life to carry the honor of the Lightwood name in the New York performing arts world, he feels trapped in a box. Magnus Bane is the most liked, respected, gorgeous, and innately talented hip-hop freestyle dancer who was accepted to the Institute on scholarship. He puts on the happy face for everyone around him, but inside he is broken and badly scarred by his past. When Alec finds himself wanting to branch out and add free movement to his final senior piece he seeks the help of the one person he’s been secretly drawn to for years. The one person he knows lives very much outside of the box.


OF LOVE, GOSSIP, AND DANCE by @jezthemadficster [ M | AU | 2.2k | WIP | IWLYF Universe #2 ]

Texts between the original pairing of Raj x Elias from my fic ‘I Won’t Let You Fall’ . Raj and Elias have begun dating a little while ago and are totally in love but they just noticed that their two friends, who live in very different worlds are starting to interact. Of course these adorable gossips would be texting each other behind Magnus’ and Alec’s backs.


OF CATS AND MUSES by @theonetruenorth [ not rated | 1.2k | complete ]

Chairman Meow really liked his life. Living with Magnus was amazing. But lately he has to share him with a certain handsome Shadowhunter. Chairman Meow is not amused …


BLUE SHIELD by Hobbit69 [ E | AU | 35.7k | complete | Blue Steel series #2 ]

When Alec finally decides to propose to Magnus, he’s called to a crimes scene, where a dead junkie lies without a coat or shoes in a filthy alley. He and his partner, Jace, find a witness. Behind a dumpster, a boy crouches, hiding. The boy does not speak. He does not trust anyone. Except for Alec. Alec and Magnus have to take the boy in and give him a safe place to stay. Especially when whoever killed the junkie found in the alley wants to keep the five year old child quiet.


BLUE INNOCENCE by Hobbit69 [ E | AU | 46.8k | complete | Blue Steel series #3 ]

After a party, Isabelle discovers the body of a… well, fellow model. When she finds herself stuck in a bind, she calls the only person she can, her brother. While preparing for his wedding to billionaire Magnus Bane, Alec is forced to work to clear his sister of a crime she didn’t commit, to find a way to protect her as he hadn’t been able to protect his brother, Max.


IT’S A LOVE STORY (BABY JUST SAY “YES”) by sephirothflame [ E | AU | 5.9k | complete ]

Alec works as a doorman in Babylon Tower apartments. Magnus is living in the penthouse, and makes his interest known very clearly from the beginning.


JUST LIKE DIAMONDS DO by @muttttum [ G | 1.3k | complete ]

Magnus blinked at him, surprised. “You want to see my eyes?” he repeated slowly. Alec nodded, embarrassment flooding his face, flushing his wind-bitten cheeks an even darker pink. “How they really are, without the glamour,” Alec elaborated. “If - if that’s okay?” “Sure,” Magnus said, still sounding a little bewildered by the request. “If you want to.”


THE TIME ALEC DID (NOT) STARE AT MAGNUS’ ASS by vulturemonem [ E | PWP | 2.8k | complete ]

Magnus is horny. He teases Alec with a provocative dance. They end up in bed (obviously).


WHEN DAWN BREAKS by heartsdesire456 [ M | 9.5k | complete ]

When a text from Isabelle sends Alec to Magnus’s house as one last ditch attempt to get him to call off his wedding, Alec and Magnus come clean about their feelings and the consequences of them. When dawn breaks after one night together, Alec has to choose between doing what’s right and what his heart wants.


DEFLECT by @livhtwoods [ T | 3.3k | complete ]

Magnus had always found runes fascinating, and the power each one provided was amazing to watch in action. The way they contrasted against skin, standing out stark and powerful. The warlock also found the placing of some of them to be quite interesting. Especially Alec’s. Or: Five times Magnus agonized over his fixation with Alec’s neck and his deflect rune and one time he did something about it.


COAX THE COALS by @povverbottoms [ E | PWP | 7.4k | complete ]

Raphael, in turn, looks at the ginger root Magnus is holding and says, “Díos, this again?” “What do you mean, again?” Jace asks, looking curious. “Have we just abandoned all social rules?” Simon asks, going mostly unheard as he follows Raphael into the loft. “Does no one say ‘hi’ anymore?”


BETWEEN A MOMENT AND THE NEXT by @actuallyredorchid [ M | 1.6k | complete ]

While Clary and Simon look for the Book of the White in Camille’s apartment, Alec and Magnus go off on their own to check the perimeter.

(Missing scene to episode 1x13)


GOOD NEWS TRAVELS A LITTLE TOO FAST by @gideonhardwood [ T | 2.7k | complete | Lightwood-Bane Chronicles series #2 ]

Jace and Clary are finally engaged to be married. The only hitch is that Jace still hasn’t told Alec, and everyone else already seems to know.


HOLD ONTO ME (CAUSE I’M A LITTLE UNSTEADY) by MagnificentlyMagic [ T | 30.3k | complete | I’m overcome in this war of hearts series #1 ]

His parabatai rune was burning, not with death, or injury, but with betrayal.


AFTERNOON WORKOUT by nyghtmare [ E | PWP | 6k | complete ]

“Well, the way I see it, you have two options. Take a shower or shut up and take me to bed.”


INTIMACY by @banes-wood [ E | 3k | complete ]

“Here, take what you want, what you need.” the warlock whispered, moving his hands to Alec’s to lace them together. Or five times Magnus and Alec failed at having intimate moments and the one time they didn’t.


DON’T GO WANDERING OFF by @one100suns [ E | 28.5k | complete | Battle Scars series #1]

After being kidnapped and used as a food source for vampires, Alec finds it hard to go back to the life he once knew. Plagued by nightmares and unable to hunt, he turns to the only person he is actually comfortable being around. Magnus Bane.



I CAN’T HELP BUT LOVE YOU (EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN BE SUCH AN IDIOT) by @justnightwingit [ T | 3.1k | complete ]

Alternatively titled: The 5 times Magnus said no to Alec’s proposal, because seriously what the heck Alec you don’t propose at times like those.


DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES by @lecrit [ M | AU | 17.5k | complete ]

Magnus looked up when Alec stopped in front of the rusty gate and quirked an eyebrow upon seeing him. “Your Highness,” he muttered, deadpan. “Don’t,” Alec sighed. “Aren’t you afraid to tarnish your royal blood by coming to visit a pirate?” Magnus continued, his lips twitching with the beginning of a smirk, lacking the humor Alec had witnessed so many times before. His mesmerizing eyes told a different story, though. They were defeated, tired and it only made Alec feel worse. “I tried to explain it to them but they wouldn’t listen,” he murmured in a desperate attempt at defending himself.

In which the prince of Idris and an infamous pirate find themselves stuck together on a deserted island and have to face the consequences when they get back on land.

Me on Mondays

“Have a nice gay- I mean day!”

Person: Why do you look so impatient?

Me: So. Much. Gayness. In. So. Little. Hours.

Friend: Why’re you smiling?

Me: gayness occurs tonight.

Friend: Malec again?

Me: Damn right.

*at lunch*

Me: Okay I know you don’t watch this but please just hear me out they’re really healthy and in love an-

Friend: Paige you literally can’t keep doing this, I don’t care.

Friends friend: Paige she doesn’t care.

Friend of the friend with the friend: Paige no one cares.

Me: Ouch… I was just talking abo-

Everyone: Shadowhunters, Malec, your “fully gay and partially gay couple obsession” we know.

Friend: Not to mention the fact that you mention you want to be a gay male 24/7.

Me: You mundanes don’t understand the struggle of loving something this much.

Teacher: Paige, you can’t keep writing “Malec is rising tonight” on my whiteboard every Monday.

Me: You write down facts all the time why can’t I?

Me: *Listens to a song*

Also me: *relates it to Malec almost immediately*

Me: *Texts to her Stydia groupchat freaking out over Malec*

Me: *screams over a Malec scene*

Grandma: What channel is that on?

Me: *tells channel* Why? Are you going to watch it?

Grandma: No

*15 minutes later*

Me: Screams over Malec*

Grandma: Wow. They did that. *screams to me* Are they in love?

Me: They’re not just in love, they own love. They invented love.

Okay I got like 5 confirmed people who promised me they will be watching the new episode on Monday, if everyone could even get like 2 or 3 of their friends to tune in, the views will add up.

Yall brought the views up for eyewitness, you can do the same for Shadowhunters. Don’t listen to people who tell you not to worry about it being canceled, because the minute you feel relaxed and stop caring, the quicker the down fall.

I just really want this show to continue on for a long time.

Malec Week 2017 Plans (I hope)

Okay, it’s time to plan out my Malec Week One-shots. I am determined to get more than just two out this year. THIS WILL HAPPEN! 

Anyway… here are my plans for this year. (I’m determined to do them all) 

·         May 6th Day 1: Future Scene- Malec Family Camping Trip

-          It’s Rafael’s turn to pick the family vacation and he decides he wants to go camping, much to Alecs’ delight and Magnus’ disappointment.

·         May 7th Day 2: Disney Day – Malec Inside-Out AU

-          Will have two parts

-          Part 1: Alec Lightwood has a lot of emotions going on in his head. The emotion most in control is fear, but what will happen when Joy finally has his time to shine?

-          Part 2: Magnus Bane usually doesn’t freak out when meeting someone cute. When he meets Alec Lightwood though, all his emotions hit him at once. Fear of rejection, joy of finding his favorite blue eye, black hair combo, and the slight disgust he feels at the boy’s old holy sweaters.

·         May 8th Day 3: Back to the Middle ages- The Knight and the Dragon

-          Wanting to prove that he’s a brave knight, Alexander Lightwood sets out to slay the mythical cat-eyed dragon. What will happen though when this dragon turns into an attractive man who plans to make Alec his treasure?

·         May 9th Day 4th: Greek Mythology- Falling for a God

-          Alexander Lightwood has always wished to meet a Greek God but quickly regrets his wish when he is forced to make a deal with Magnus Bane, God of the Underworld.

·         May 10th Day 5th: Non-supernatural AU- Blind Date AU

-          Isabelle convinces Alec to go on a blind date where he meets Magnus. The date goes horribly wrong at first but after a while the strangers click.

·         May 11th Day 6: Switch- Loving you is Magic

-          Magnus is a Shadowhunter who has spent his whole life in Idris. When he is sent to the New York Institute he meets Alec Lightwood, the High Warlock of Brooklyn. This is Magnus’ first time seeing a Downworlder and its love at first sight.

·         May 12th Day 7: Missing Moment- First week of Fatherhood at Home

We get to see what Alec and Magnus went through during the week after they brought Max home from Idris.  


Every year I say I’m going to do Malec week. I still haven’t finished 2015 or 2016. I really want to make a effort to finish these for once and I like these one-shot ideas. Let’s hope I can actually do it for once!

More to that.

This is basically just something I forgot to say on my last post “Shadowhunters needs to get it’s shit together”.

I love Shadowhunters. I do. It’s my favorite tv show, I LIVE for Saphael (and Malec), Season 1 was beautiful and the characters were great.

But the producers need to rethink what they’re doing. Magnus, Alec, Maia and Meliorn seem to be the only ones left who actually do the right thing even when it’s not what they want or wish for.

It’s not okay to reduce the badass, lovely and strong Isabelle to a whiny, selfish and needy little bitch who can’t seem to fight against a drug (of course yin fen is strong, but she knows it’s deadly.) It’s Isabelle. This great woman should have stopped when Magnus told her that. Isabelle Lightwood does not do things like shutting out her brother and dragging another person (namely Raphael) into her own mess. That’s not the Isabelle we’ve come to know and love.

Then there is Raphael himself. I watched the whole disgusting Rizzy thing and was horrified. What happened to the strong, indepent and snarky Vampire leader from season 1 who overthrew Camille, helped Simon when he was turned and proved himself to be selfless and caring time again and again? The Raphael I knew, we knew, never would have done such things as biting Isabelle and becoming addicted to her blood, much less even liking her. He hated her in Season 1. And she hated him. Yes, he cares (probably too much) and yes, he probably would have bit her one single time but after that? Never. The Raphael Santiago from Season 1 would probably punch the one from Season 2 in the face and yell at him for being such an idiot. Raphael would never continue to bite Izzy so that she gets her drug kick. No. He would drag her to an island with nothing but a bit food and water to let her sweat the whole thing out like he said at the beginning. He would never let his addiction happen, much less would he open up about his family and history to IZZY for fucks sake. Izzy also had no right to find that out about him. If anyone has the right to know something about Raphael, it’s himself, Magnus, Catarina and Ragnor. And maybe Simon some day but he fucked up so that will never happen. Izzy is not supposed to know anything about him. And she doesn’t deserve to know about his sister. Not in the slightest. Raphael is supposed to be this dark but caring character with secrets but with more honor than most of the Shadowhunters. And the pruducers ruined him as he was reduced to this pathetic and addicted mess.

Then there is Simon. Simon is this character many people (including me) love from the first moment. He is the cute and somehow brave character but has obvious weaknesses and problems. He rambles, he stays with Clary, he is always there. And it was okay. But when he sided with Clary at the end, it was not okay. Not at all. Simon, with Raphael and the Clan training him, could have been one of the best Vampires ever seen. He is strong, young, seems to adapt quickly, gets along with werewolves and Shadowhunters and cares a lot. Boom. Success. But instead of doing that and taking that possibiliy, the producers ever so slowly let him become the ever loving amd loyal puppy that follows Clary around with no own opinion and does everything she wants. Pathetic. And now? Now a war is coming up, Simon still has to learn a lot about his new abilities and what does he do? Not apologizing to Raphael. Not apologizing to the Clan. Not finding Camille because he feels guilty but because Raphael said so and EVEN THEN he is just doing that because he is afraid of Raphael burning his precious sack. No. He gets together with Clary, nearly dies, becomes a Daylighter and in my opinion, he doesn’t deserve to be one. If one Vampire deserves to walk in the sun again, it’s Raphael. Simon was great at the beginning. Now he is just a lost Vampire who thinks about his girlfried all day.

If people support Climon, that’s okay. Sure, in my opinion she just uses him as a replacement for Jace, but if people like it? Alright. At least this ship makes sense as they knew each other nearly their whole life and he has been in love with her forever.

But Rizzy? If people support Rizzy, I’m sorry but that is wrong. Entirely wrong. If someone supports Rizzy (which includes their actors) they’re supporting a sick, toxic, unhealthy and racist “relationship”. Sick because they’re obviously not in love and rather bite and get bitten. Toxic, because they are addicted to something the other has and they want it so badly. Unhealthy, because this “relationship” is based on drug addiction. And racist, because Latinos always seem to be addicted to drugs in tv shows and Shadowhunters is sadly no exception in that case.
Rizzy needs to get lost immediately and never come back. The concept alone is disgusting and the producers seem to have made this ship only because they needed a storyline for Izzy and Raphael in their own characters.


I love Shadowhunters. But please. Let Isabelle be this awesome and indepent woman who can kick ass and look beautiful at the same time. Let Raphael be this awesome Clan leader who has a sarcastic tongue and cares a lot about his people and the world but not so that he would get in serious trouble. Let Simon be a growing Vampire who actually gets something done and let him apologize to the Clan because otherwise it wouldn’t make sense for him to survive the war. Let Climon break up but in good terms so that Clary and Simon can go back to who they belong to. And throw Rizzy away as many are disgusted with it.

Thank you.

Can J*lecs please keep their hideous, incestuous, white boy ship out of the Malec tag? And out of the tv!Malec section on AO3? Especially if your ugly fic is going to have Jace magically stop seeing Alec as a brother while Malec is happening. Just..gross.  Magnus deserves far better than that shit. Alec and Jace do, too. If Jace was bi(as I headcanon him to be) he’d date someone like Simon. Not his brother. His BROTHER.

Also, sunshine…if Jace had moved into Magnus’ loft(without saying thank you or asking if it was okay) while he was wanting to fuck his BROTHER who Magnus is dating, it would make Jace scum. Jace isn’t scum. But ya’ll want he and Alec to be.

Day 12: Magnus + Fashion

His favorite image to wake up to was Magnus lying down in bed beside him, sunlight streaming in to further illuminate that gorgeous face, caressing the angles and planes that was the masterpiece that was Magnus Bane’s face.

His second favorite thing? Waking up to Magnus prepping for the day. Especially when he had no idea that Alec was awake at that moment, and watching him to do so. It gave Alec a chance to both admire and marvel at how Magnus, even when he thought he had no audience made it a big production.

It was in the way he laid out all his jewelry pieces, index finger lightly tapping his bottom lip as he stared at them all and tried to determine which piece he was going to wear that day. It was the way those lean fingers then reached out for each of those pieces, lightly running over them. It was in that brief smile when he found what he wanted and put away the pieces he wasn’t interested in wearing that day.

Alec had asked him once. Asked why he always chose his jewelry first, before he decided on his outfit. Magnus had smiled and told him that it was because choosing his jewelry was the easiest and less time consuming part of him getting dressed. The process that followed after, was way longer.

And he was right. Because next came choosing his outfit.

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anonymous asked:

What a load of horse shit... malec fans complaining and harassing the crew to stop spoiling malec in teasers and using the fans as "queer" bait and then continue to complain when they get what they wanted. Malec fans are the horse shit never happy and always finding something to bitch about.

Okay but picture this. 
Nobody is asking for major spoilers. Not once have I seen a single post about anyone wanting or need to see major spoilers for Malec. 
People just want to see SOMETHING of them. 
We already have spoilers for Clace and Climon and Sebastian being there. It’s not a hard leap to figure out who knocks Clary unconscious at the end of the latest trailer either. 
These trailers are meant to inspire questions. 
Like with the Demon Summoning in the latest trailer. Why would Clary, Alec, magnus, Jace and Valentine all be together summoning a Demon? 
These trailers are meant to inspire questions and tease us and get us hyped up for 2B, so why wouldn’t people who are fans of Malec be slightly frustrated by the lack there of. 
You guys keep acting like the Malec fandom is so melodramatic and over reacting and this that and the other, but picture this, what if we didn’t have any Climon? Any Clace? What if we hadn’t seen a thing about Jace telling Clary they aren’t siblings? 
Do you still think it would be over dramatic for people to be complaining? 
I’ve been dealing with this all day. Malec is important to a lot of people becuase representation matters. And god forbid we see the slightest bit of Malec in the trailers they’re releasing. 
People just want a little bit of tid bit from them and ya’ll are acting like it’s the end of the god damn world when we complain. 

So, I know everybody’s scared and upset now...

How about the next few days I write a SHITLOAD of fluffy fics? I’ll sideline NaNoWriMo for a few days (It’s okay, I can catch up, it’s only week 2) and just write the hell out of some fluff.

WHAT do you want to see? Do you want me to make the Coldflash mpreg into a series? That little slice of life I posted was meant to stand alone if it needed to, but I can make it a series.

Do you want fluffy Malec? I’ll write you fluffy Malec.

Like-an-old-married-couple Saphael? DONE! Just give me the word.

Fuck, for you guys right now, I’ll go back and write STEREK again. I will write you a fluffy sterek fic. 

Marvel pairings? Give me a Marvel pairing and I’ll give you a fluff fic.

Whatever you ask, I will do my VERY BEST to write for you… let’s say by Friday. This weekend at the latest. I’ll be sure to link you when it’s done. 

Reblog this around because some people may not realized I’m heartsdesire456, but that is me. heartsdesire456. If you’re in any of these fandoms (and many more) you’ve probably read something of mine on MY AO3 and I’m offering you guys fluff to make this week however much less painful I can.

I HIGHLY ENCOURAGE OTHER FANFIC AUTHORS TO DO THE SAME IF YOU ARE WILLING AND ABLE! Let’s drown out this fear and hate with FLUFFY FANFICTION!

Edit: THANK YOU! Remember to tag them #Fluff Not Fear or #FluffNotFear on twitter so I can add them to the MASTER POST!