ok this is a list of the solo work of 1d members ranked worst to best & i hve absolutely no backing in music theory or history or have even heard enough of most of these guys’s stuff to be fair but gw? this is my blog so lets go
5. liam - listen i’m sure he’s a good kid or whatever but every time i hear “strip that down” i lose my sex drive for a month
4. louis - i’ve only heard 2 solo songs & they sounded like someone heard the word ‘eurotrash’ & tried to build a song around that despite never hearing eurotrash in their life
3. zayn - he has some bops but it’s honestly all pretty boring and fake deep and we all wanted him to be the beyonce, man. the timberlake. he wasn’t the beyonce he was the….zayn.
2. naill - like ok. ok. objectively zayn is more talented but i expected MORE outta zayn and manicure over here came out with Slow Hands which was just as boring but in an indie vibe. he’s ripping off ed sheeran and that’s what they all should be doing good job naill
1. harry - she worked her way through a cheap pack of cigarettes hard liquor mixed with a bit of intellect and all the boys they were saying they were into it such a pretty face on a pretty neck she’s driving me CRAAAAAY ZAY, but i’m into it but i’m into it i’m kind of into it’s getting CRAAAAAAAY ZAY i think i’m losing it i think i’m losing it i think i’m losing it OH I THINK SHE SAID