i just want to read deadpool

Okay so this idea popped into my head you guys and I had to.

i am currently very tired it is quite late (1 AM) but this just really needed to happen because my sleepy tired brain said OH HELL YES to this idea and here we are. Im not great at Chibi okay, just leave me be. Also I included Robin because I fuckin love that guy and his work he’s a marvelous human being

It’s also 16 million subs time, which mean probably like five people will actually see my crazed doodle (hello!), so if you don’t think that its absolute crap (I do) drop a like. -scroll on if you don’t want to read about my jack experience, mmkay? Thanks, have fun on tumblr!-

I found Jack at about 3 mil, but the first video I watched was his 1 mil subscriber Draw my Life. He was adorable, and Irish, and I was intruiged. At the time, he was uploading the Deadpool series, and it had just started. So I watched that. And Bully. And all of Stranded Deep, Subnautica, Sims 4, and The Escapists, in a week or so. I loved the energy and spirit that he had, though, to me, he wasn’t all that loud haha.

Flash forward to now, (three? it’s about three, maybe four) years later, and I’m off to college. I still watch Jack daily, usually both videos. Only one if it’s horror, lol, I’m a baby and can’t handle the scares. I still love his energy and spirit, and I appreciate how Jack has matured and grown along with the channel. I hope to continue to watch his content for as long as he makes it.

Oh wow are you still reading this…uh…not sure how to end it… hi? Thank you for taking your time to read this, have a good rest of your day/night in this tag!

yes i know that the can has wrong perspective shut up it’s one in the morning and im trying to draw cut me some slack okay thanks

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: Even though Deadpool has been confirmed as pansexual, there hasn’t been a lot of canon same-sex relationships in his history. We get subtle hints and see Wade be openly attracted to people of all genders but so far he’s only been in explicit relationship with women. Yes, there was his relationship with Cable but even then it might have been one-sided and it was never outright confirmed in the comics. Deadpool’s “true love” death is even represented as a women most of the time. Deadpool has had numerous relationships and there are plenty of occurrences in the comics where he flirts with women but his attraction to men and non-gender conforming people isn’t really shown in the same light. I want Deadpool to confirm his pansexuality in the comics and movies. Instead of creators confirming Wade’s sexuality and only giving subtle hints in comics, the creators should actually make Wade openly pansexual and have him in same-sex relationships.

lol the worst part about the Deadpool fandom are the fanboys. His male fanbase projects themselves onto the character as if Wade was a blank slate, even though there are countless canon evidences showing the contrary. Bruh, I’m having none of that, I hate when fanboys think Deadpool is an insensitive, bigoted, “heterosexual’ pile of trash like they fans are, while in canon Wade is a very sensitive, depressed, queer man who’s very capable of loving and cherishing people when he actually wants to.

I’m not saying he’s the best character or ‘person’ ever, but come on, stop projecting your fuckboyish behaviour on him, that’s fucking pathetic.

we all know that most fandoms tend to be full of toxic bullshit, but I just wished the fandom of my fave character wouldn’t be so full of fuckboys who only pretend to read the fucking comics. for real, fuck this shit y’all

Things I have been reading... (Jan)

Okay, so this one is MASSIVELY late but I blame my pneumonia for the delay and totally not the fact that I was so busy reading stuff that I have only just finalized January’s list!!!  So here are a few things that I have been reading this January and I think you might like them too.  I have been sucked into a few new fandoms thanks to @bkwrm523 , @thorne93 and @sdavid09 and so the last section has kinda grown more diverse.  If you read or write something and you think it should be on my list then please tag me or send me a link or print it out and send it by raven.  Well, without anymore of me rambling, here’s my favourite fics in January 2017.

Originally posted by bookwormirmak

Supernatural:

Cuddled Love@sdavid09  I want to cuddle with Dean after this fic!  If you are having a bad day then just go read this and it will make everything better *well maybe not, but you will feel happier after reading it*

Dancing on my Own – @jelly-beans-and-gstrings I’m a sucker for a choose your own ending and this one is fantastic.  So who would you choose? Sam or Dean?

Dirty Thoughts of an Archangel@dont-hate-relate-pls  By now you should all know how much I adore Gabriel and this fic is just an amazing mixture of cute, awkward and hot. I may or may not have read this one several times.

A Kiss for the Night –  @thethingwewrite This is a smutty Crowley for you should you be that way inclined.  I really liked reading this one, I have a soft spot for the King of Hell.

Whats-His-Name– @l8nitl0vr I think this is one of my favourite Lucifer fics.  For me I think the characterization is spot on and I could totally picture him being like this, plus I would probably do what the reader did too.

A Little Too Late -  @lucifersagents  This series has had me hooked all the way through. There are so many things that keep you guessing and it is so well written I’m kinda sad that it’s finished.

Woman of Letters - @like-a-bag-of-potatoes  I love this series, everytime I see theres a new part it brings a smile to my face.  One of my all-time favourite writers and all round lovely person.  If you aren’t already following her I highly recommend you do.

Originally posted by avengerdowney

Marvel:

Matchmaker–  @callamint Bucky and Natasha playing matchmaker is my new favourite thing and this series is brilliant.

Imagine Wade Wilson introducing you to Matt Murdock - @imamotherfuckingstar-lord  This. Is. Amazing.  Seriously, this little imagine is sooooo good.  I love @imamotherfuckingstarlord anyway because she’s one of my favourite writers but her Deadpool is simply sublime.

Iron Icarus@serzhantjamesbuchananbarnes  Jeeeeeezzzzz, this one hurt my heart.  Poor Tony doing pretty much what Tony does and you want to punch him and shout at him and then give him a huge hug and wrap him in bubblewrap, or maybe that’s just me.  Beautifully written and well worth a read.

Homesick - @thorne93 This series is the perfect blend of fluff and angst.  A reader with amnesia, Steve picking her up in the park, the introduction of Bucky… Go read this right now and then you too can know the delicious torture of waiting for the next part.

Sassy Stark - @redlipstickandplaid  Every imagined what it would be like to be Tony Starks daughter?  Imagine no longer, this fic is super cute and the relationship between the reader and Tony is exactly how I would picture it.  Loving this series.

Mess with Them - @redgillan  I love Friends, I love Marvel, I love this series.  The relationships between all the characters is so on point and fluffy!  

No Regrets@mar-gega  A lovely little series where Bucky is definitely awkward and clueless and it is gorgeous.  

The Lonely Tree @sarahwroteathing  This is one of my favourite series of all time ever and I am super sad that it’s over but the ending is just perfect.  I fell in love with Steve all over again with this fic and I hope you will too.

Road to Schkeuditz@aubzylynn   Being stuck in a car with Steve, Sam and Bucky as you drive across the country!! Set in CACW this is what ‘may’ have happened as they drove to Leipzig airport on their mission to clear Bucky’s name.  I like to think that this is how that journey went.

For Your Convenience@brighterlights  Oh. My. Goodness!!!!  Steve or Bucky?  Bucky or Steve?  This amazing series had me going from one to the other, back and forth.  It is such a good read and I think you should go binge read the entire thing now.

Originally posted by cindyctw75

Star Trek:

Shore Leave@imamotherfuckingstar-lord  This series officially killed me.  I am now dead.  How are you supposed to live your life after you get involved with McCoy AND Kirk?  I will never be able to write smut as well as this genius but as long as I can read her work I think I’m okay with that.

Originally posted by magnusbagginsglitter

Other Fandoms and Fics:

Wrong Number@totally-turtle-imagines I thought this little fic was so sweetand I’m kinda hoping that there may be more parts. I’m beginning to suspect I might be team Donatello when it comes to this fandom.

Flirt –  @plumfondler I’m not usually a massive Lance Tucker fan but this fic just seemed perfect for him.  I don’t think I could just be friends with him either.

Muffins@just-a-little-crazy  So a little foray into the Gotham fandom here and a little fluff with Victor Zsasz.  Even ruthless hitmen deserve muffins.  

Even the Playing Field - @sdavid09  So I have totally fallen in love with Fili after falling back into the Hobbit fandom.  The relationship between Kili and Fili is so well written and I really enjoyed reading this, it brought a goofy smile to my face.

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Civil War

Summary: You and Dean don’t see eye to eye when it comes to comic book universes. 

Word Count: 1377

Warnings: None

Pairing: Dean x Reader

This is my entry for @jaredpadasexyy ‘s Easter Challenge. This was beta-ed by @avasmommy224.

Prompt: 20. “Marvel is better than DC”

Your name: submit What is this?

You were sitting in your room watching a movie. Which movie? Only the best cinematic masterpiece of all time: “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”. You had just gotten to the highway scene. Cap and the Winter Soldier were going hand to hand, blow for blow. Even though you had seen this movie a million times, you still found yourself on the edge of your seat.

Cap had just ripped the Winter Soldier’s mask off and revealed his face.

“Bucky?”

“Who the hell is Bucky?”

You couldn’t help but say the line in sync with Bucky and let out a little squeal as it was one of your favorite lines in the movie. And as luck would have it, Dean happened to be walking by at that exact moment.

“What are you squealin’ at?”

Your finger hit the pause button on the remote. “Oh, it’s nothing.”

Dean gave you a suspicious look as he took at seat on the other side of your bed. “If it’s nothing, then why’d you pause it?”

You turned to him with an irritated look on your face. How dare he intrude on your quality time with your two husbands? “Because I would like to watch it alone.”

“Why? Is there a dirty scene coming up?” Dean said raising his eyebrows.

“God no! I just enjoy the movie more on my own, that’s all.”

Dean gave you another suspicious look, this one more teasing.

“Yeah, sure” he said doubtfully “I believe that.”

“It’s true!”

He put his hands up in surrender, “I believe you, I swear! Cross my heart and everything.”

You rolled your eyes as you unpaused your movie and turned back to it. Dean moved closer as he started to watch the movie as well. After a few minutes into the resumed movie, you turned to him only to see a confused look etched on his face.

You looked back at the television, trying to decipher what could’ve caused his confusion and came up with nothing.

“So what’s so special about him?”

“What?”

“Captain America. All he has is the power of ultimate frisbee.”

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Peter Parker/Deadpool: No Heroes Here

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 |

Deadpool thumbed through his cell phone as he stood in the middle of Peter’s apartment like he had been invited in. He had not. 

Peter’s fingers itched to pull out his own phone and call the police; however, he hadn’t been able to pay his phone bill for the last two months, so the phone was currently tucked under the mattress of Peter’s bed and dead. 

“Ah-ha!” Deadpool punched the air victoriously. His head swiveled around the austere studio apartment. Crumbs speckled the decade-old carpet, and a plate squatted on the only table Peter owned. The blankets on the bed were strewn in every direction, and a couple shirts and a pair of socks lay discarded on the floor.

Peter internally chastised himself for putting off cleaning for the last few days. He then chastised himself again for worrying about the state of his apartment when he had much bigger things to worry about.

“Now I understand the bachelor pad,” Deadpool stated with glee. He put one hand on hip as he posed proudly. “So I was lying earlier when I said I had done my research.” 

“No.” Peter feigned being aghast. “Really?” 

Oblivious or willfully ignorant, Deadpool did not notice Peter’s sarcasm. “I know, I know. It’s a terrible way to start a relationship, but to be fair, I thought you had lied first.”

Peter gestured to the space around him. “When? We literally just met.” 

“When you acted like you weren’t Spider-Man. Duh.” Deadpool shook his head. “You really aren’t the brightest of the Peters, are you?” 

A quip danced on the tip of Peter’s tongue, but he bit it back. He really would be stupid if he kept sassing the mercenary with two katana on his back and an unknown amount of guns on his person. 

“Anyway, I forgive you.” 

For what? Peter wanted to ask. 

“Looks like you had it rough in this universe, buddy. It’s pretty common for your parents to die when you’re young in every universe, but Uncle Ben and Aunt May too? Of course, Uncle Ben had to go, but usually you’re a teenager when it happens. Them going before your parents?” Deadpool whistled. “That’s real bad luck. But hey! At least you got emancipation when you were sixteen.” Deadpool gave Peter a thumbs up. “That’s amazing, Baby Boy! Getting emancipation is no easy feat.” 

Anger and hurt seethed through Peter. His fists clenched and shook at his sides. Acerbic words curled in Peter’s throat, but he was unable to give them voice unless he wanted to risk Deadpool beheading him out of false self-righteous ire.

Deadpool though… Deadpool had just so casually and callously laid out some of the most heartbreaking parts of Peter’s past like he was reading them out of a novel.  

Deadpool clasped his hands together and raised them to his cheek. Singing off-key, Deadpool belted, “Singing my life with his words. Killing me softly with his song, killing me softly~”

The non sequitur came at Peter like a truck T-boning him in the intersection. “What?”

“Sorry, I was just getting this weird vibe from you. The song seemed appropriate.” Deadpool smiled. “I do that sometimes.”

Peter nodded slowly. “Are you always this chipper?”

Deadpool scoffed. “Fuck no. In fact, I find this fucking annoying.” Somehow, Deadpool’s mask managed to convey that he was glaring. “I came all this way to start what should be a beautiful and meaningful relationship with you, and you’re not you.” Deadpool gestured at Peter. “Obviously, you are you, but you’re not Spider-Man you, and that would be like me not being Deadpool. Sure, I’m still me, but I’m missing out on a very important and awesome part of my character. You get me?”

“Not really,” Peter admitted. 

Deadpool huffed and seized Peter by the hand. 

Peter yelped as Deadpool yanked him toward the window. “It’s okay. We’ll just go have a talk with Dr. Strange. Then you’ll understand what’s going on.” 

Peter yanked his hand out from Deadpool’s. “I’m not going anywhere with you.” 

Deadpool nodded. He hummed in consideration as he stroked his chin. “I hear you, Baby Boy. This is probably pretty scary for you, especially since you don’t have your Spidey powers.” Deadpool dropped his hand from his chin and cocked his head. “However, there’s still one problem here.” 

Peter stiffened in anticipation of Deadpool’s next move. 

“You see,” Deadpool held his arms out and shrugged, “I’m not one of the good guys yet, and even when I am one, I’m more of an anti-hero.” 

Deadpool lunged at Peter. 

Peter yelped and threw a punch at Deadpool. The mercenary ducked and threw his arms around Peter’s waist. 

One moment Peter’s world was right-side-up, and the next everything was upside-down. Literally. 

Deadpool’s shoulder dug into Peter’s stomach as the mercenary carried Peter over his shoulder to the window. He rested one hand on Peter’s ass. 

Peter kicked and punched Deadpool’s back. “Let me go.” 

“As I said, Baby Boy,“ Deadpool opened the window. He didn’t even flinch from Peter’s blows, “I’m not a good guy.” 

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Spideypool vs movies

Have you noticed that in all of the 3 cinematic incarnations of Spider-Man start him over again as a teen? They do that because this character is the most interesting at that time in his life, balancing superhero stuff with school and growing up. Filmmakers choose what works best as a movie, so the Marvel Cinematic Universe is different from the main comic storyline, canonically known as dimension 616, because what’s best as a movie might not be best as a comic, and vice versa.
What works best for Deadpool movies is him being an adult who buys guns, drinks, and loves sex, because he’s a devil-may-care, morally neutral hitman, whose writing relies on comedy and gratuitous vulgarity.

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DeadPool | Liam Dunbar Imagine

DeadPool | Liam Dunbar x Reader

Warnings: Mentions of Sex, Kissing, Bite, Pain, DeadPool, Mentions of Panic Attack, Fear, Fluff, Smutish (?).

A/N: Thank you guys so much for almost 400 followers, I have been gaining a ton lately (notes & followers) and I just wanted to say thank you.

This is a mashup of different scenes. ;)

ALL CHARACTERS UNDER 18 ARE AGED UP TO LEGAL AGE IN MY IMAGINES.

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You two laid on his bed,

His arm around your waist and your head resting on his shoulder.

You were watching a scary movie; you hated them.

You hated being afraid but loved the excitement and adrenaline of being scared.

This was the part you hated, you hated the bloody murder scenes.

You hid your face into Liams neck and covered your eyes with your hand as Liam chuckled at your reaction.

“Stop laughing its scary!” You giggled.

“You’re cute when you’re scared.” He said looking down at your face to find you already looking up at him.

He looked into your eyes but then moved to your lips,

Admiring your soft, pink lips.

All he wanted to do was taste them on his,

To feel your skin on his.

He moved his hand to your cheek,

Just the touch of his hand on your skin was enough to make your heart race and send shivers down your spine.

Slowly pulling your face closer to his,

You could see all of his facial features so clearly;

His crystal blue eyes, His smooth pouty lips and the light brown strands of hair falling onto his face.

Before you knew it his soft lips were pressing against yours, At first is was a soft loving kiss but quickly turned into a passionate kiss filled with lust and hunger.

He turned to lay on his back with you straddling him not breaking the kiss even for a breath of air.

He grabs the hem of your shirt helping you out of it and later taking off his own shirt exposing his tight muscular abs.

His kisses move from your lips down your jawline and onto your neck sucking and nibbling on your soft spot leaving love bites on love bites making you moan.

He leaves a trail of kisses down your collar bone sucking and biting lightly, he moves again to your neck near your shoulder biting lightly not noticing his fangs starting to show.

“Ouch” You say when he bites a little to deep.

“Sorry” He giggles moving back to your lips kissing you with passion and hunger.

You cup his cheeks as he sits up with you still straddling  him,

His hands wander down to your hips keeping your body close to his as you slightly grind onto his lap.

You let out a small moan giving him the chance to slide his tongue into your mouth tying it with yours,

You tilt your head a little to deepen the kiss and he does the same.

He starts leaning forward lying you down on your back still pressing his lips against yours.

“You sure you wanna do this?” He asks against your lips.

“I want you Liam, Now.” You say pressing your lips against his pulling his body closer to yours closing the gap between you.

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You were all gathered in Scotts kitchen,

Lydia has finally found the key to the last part of the Deadpool and Scott called a pack meeting to evaluate the list and see who else is in danger.

Liam was written in the second part of the list and after killing the berserker his worth tripled which only made you more anxious.

Lydia handed Scott the third list and half way through reading it his eyes widen and he calls Liam over to him to read the list,

Liam reads the names and towards the end his eyes light up and both he and Scott look at you in shock as well as the rest of the pack.

“What is it?” You ask them in a slightly worried tone.

“I think you might want to see this Y/N” Scott said in a serious tone.

You come over to them and start reading the list, You recognise only part of the names until you reach the second to last name on the deadpool;

“Y/F/N Y/L/N 7”

Your eyes widen in shock of what you just read,

You turn to Scott with your eyes starting to water.

“How is this even possible? I’m not even supernatural.

And why is there a seven written next to my name?“

“Thats your worth” Scott says.

“I’m worth 7 dollars?” You said raising an eyebrow.

“7 Million”

“Oh..” You turn to Liam with tears evolving in your eyes.

“But again I’m not even supernatural, How is this possible?”

“I guess maybe we just don’t know what you are yet” Scott said again in a serious tone.

Your heart rate started to rise and you felt your air way closing up.

“I-I need to get some fresh air” You said rushing to the door and running a couple dozen feet in the cold air.

Liam and Scott ran after you and caught up to you standing in the middle of the road with your back facing them,

You hear their steps coming towards you and suddenly stop.

“I think I know what I am.”

You turn around to face them with your eyes glowing a bright florissant yellow, your fangs slightly showing on top of your bottom lip and your claws fully grown.

Liam walks over to you but before coming closer to you you run up to him wrapping your arms around his neck and your head buried in the crook of his neck, his hands wrapped around your lower back pulling you even closer to him.

Your tears start strolling down your cheeks and Liam is still holding onto you, never letting go.

“Calm down, Everything is going to be okay.

Listen to my heart beat.”

You close your eyes and try to focus on the rhythm of his heart,

You feel both your fangs and claws disappearing and your eyes changing back to their original color.

You break away from Liam.

“Thank you” You whisper quietly for only him to hear.

“I think we should head back, And I want to talk to both of you after the pack meeting”

All three of you walk back to Scotts house and back to the pack waiting in the kitchen.

The moment you walk back into the kitchen Lydia gives you a hug holding you tightly.

“You okay?” She asked, Lydia was always a mother figure to you as well as one of your bestest friends.

“Yeah Yeah I’m fine”

“Guys” Scott says and grabs everyones attention.

“We have a new beta.”

All eyes turn to you, Liam holds your hand in his.

You close your eyes and open them to reveal your new yellow wolf ones.

“Now that I did not expect” Stiles said sarcastically.

“Okay everyone, Meeting’s over and Liam, Y/N and Derek I need you to stay with me” Scott announced.

You and Liam head to Scotts couch as Scott and Derek follow, The rest of the pack heads home.

You and Liam sit down next to each still holding hands.

Derek and Scott stand infront of you.

“How is this possible that I’m a werewolf?”

“To be Honest I don’t really know but have you been bitten or scratched very deeply by anyone?” Scott says looking towards Derek and then back at you.

“Umm..” You look at Liam.

“Not that I can think of.”

“Actually-“ Liam started.

“Remember about a week ago you slept over and we..”

“Yeah…”

“So I remember I accidentally bit you near your shoulder but how could I have possibly turned you? I’m a beta myself” His focus turned to Scott.

“I’m gonna ignore the fact that you two are 16 and ask if the bite was deep”

“Yeah it was, and it hurt pretty bad too”

“Sorry about that..” Liam said scorching the back of his neck.

“Show me where he bit you”

You pulled down your sleeve revealing only your smooth clear skin. No mark, not even a scratch.

“It’s completely healed” Scott said.

“But I’m a beta, I can’t turn anyone” Liam said.

“If the love between two people is greater and the couple is marked, Even a beta can turn someone..” Derek started.

“Did you ever mark her?” Derek asked.

“Yeah I think about two months ago.”

He was referring to a little incident you two had, After Theo flirted with you Liam got a little two jealous and as a result of things heating up he marked you.

“So what does all this mean?” You asked confused, you had absolutely no idea what they were talking about.

Even though Liam was open with you about the supernatural you had a really hard time understanding all of it.

“Liam turned you by accident so you are now a werewolf beta, just like him.

Because you were marked by him and you two share a big love for each other the bite he gave you was deep enough to turn you.

Its very rare which explains your high worth considering you have been a beta for only a week or so.” Derek explained.

You look at Liam with worry in your eyes.

“I think we should go, talk about it.” Liam suggested.

“I agree, And Y/N since I am now your alpha I need you to trust me and talk to me if you need to.” Scott said.

“I will, Thank you I just feel like I need some time to understand all of this.” You said as you and Liam got up and started to walk home.

You two started walking slowly, holding hands and trying to understand whats going on.

“How are you dealing with this?” Liam asked.

“I don’t know, I mean I’m now a werewolf and worth 7 million dollars on a deadpool that is managed by a group of assassins just waiting to find and kill me.”

“I guess I’m just scared.”

“Trust me, I know. But I will protect you with my own life if I have to Y/N. I love you and I will always be here for you, to protect you and care for you.”

You turned to face him and held both his hands in yours.

“And think of it this way, We can now train together and be stronger, together.”

You leaned towards him and planted a warm kiss on his lips, Even though you had been dating for a while now he still gives you goosebumps every time he touches your skin.

“I love you Liam.”

“And I love you too.”

“Now how about you come over so I can mark you little more?” He said with a smirk plastered on his lips.

You hit his chest and laughed.

“Fine, How about a movie and cuddling?”

“Now that I’m up for.” You smiled giving him another peck on the lips.

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XOXO ♡

strejdaking  asked:

If you are implying everyone who has been writing Spider-Man agrees with your interpretation, that simply not true. Admittedly, I can see why you, an actual person working in the industry, has hard time taking some guy on internet saying you and your coworkers are wrong seriously-but it's a fact that it's not just fans who think this. I ask you: Why are all the writers and fans who believe Spidey is about responsibility wrong? How is he about youth anymore than any character who started young?

Ok, there are a lot of things to unpack in your question here. I will try to do my best to answer them as I can.

First off, and importantly so, I don’t edit the Spider-Man books. I have worked on a few odd Spidey books over the years, most of which were not in continuity. I do co-edit Spider-Man/Deadpool, but mostly because I am the Deadpool editor. I am, however, a lifelong Spider-Man fan who cares as passionately about Peter Parker and his life as any fan on here, I guarantee you that.

Naturally, not every person who worked on Spider-Man over the years agrees on every aspect of Spider-Man. If they did, things would have gone a lot more smoothly than they did, and there wouldn’t be so many bad stories–some of which exist purely to undo previous stories.

You’re setting up a false dichotomy in what the book is about. When I have said in the past that Spider-Man is about “youth” it’s not the word “youth” that is the important part. I am very much a “spirit of the law” not a “letter of the law” guy. To me, being about Youth and being about Responsibility are not in opposition, they are two sides of the same coin. It’s also about doing what’s right even when it costs you. It’s also about growing up, coming of age, and “adulting” as another commenter replied. To me, those are all part of one big thing. And there’s room for all of those things in Spider-Man, because he is resilient.

But there is a reason that every time a new “version” of Spider-Man comes out, they make him as young as possible–High School or College age. They don’t start from scratch as a 25 year old guy. and I don’t think that is just because that is where he started in the comics. It’s because at that age is where his central message is easiest to tell stories about.

Yes, you have responsibility for your entire life, not just when you are young. But when you’re young, it’s easier to forgive your mistakes as a learning experience. If you want to read stories about an adult making bad decisions, constantly screwing up his life and failing to learn the right lessons…well, good news! We publish that book, too, it’s called Deadpool, and I actually DO edit that one.

Back to your point that not everyone who worked on Spider-Man agrees that youth is an important component of his story, that’s fine. But it has been pretty widely agreed by most creators and editors who worked on Spider-Man since the marriage that it was a bad idea for the character. They tried SO MANY TIMES over the years to get rid of the marriage. That’s why the Clone Saga started! Then there was Mary Jane dying on a plane! Then the separation when she was in LA! They really wanted it out of there.

And look…I GET IT. Guess what–when I started reading Spider-Man…when I FELL IN LOVE WITH THE SERIES AND ITS CHARACTERS…when, and I’ve said this before, when the book SHAPED ME FUNDAMENTALLY to a degree where I would say it served as my RELIGION…when all that happened? Spidey was MARRIED TO MJ. And when I read those late 90s/early 2000s stories trying to break them up?  I was OUTRAGED. I was invested in their marriage! I cared about Peter and I cared about MJ, and it was TOTALLY LAME to just pretend they were never married, like they tried to do for a while there during the Mackie and JMS runs.

For me, though, the changeover happened when I read Kurt Busiek explain why the marriage was bad for Peter as a character, and it all clicked. I stopped viewing the issue as something happening to people that I knew and cared about and started seeing it as story decisions made in a story I cared about. And I saw that yeah…it really would have bee better for the story if they had never been married.

But you know what? It’s fine if you don’t see it that way. I ended up a comic book editor. Most readers, hopefully, will not…and as such have no NEED to look at the stories that way. They can just read them and decide if they liked them or not. And that is totally great.

So if you don’t like unmarried Peter, I am sorry. But the good news is, you can read Renew Your Vows, you can read old stories from before OMD, you can read old Spider-Girl comics…and if the bulk of the fans agree with you, then who knows? Maybe he will be married again in the main series. I don’t think that is likely to happen…but anything is possible.

And just to quickly cover some of the other arguments other people have sent at me that I have not replied to…I actually think Clark and Lois being married is EVEN WORSE for Superman that Spidey’s marriage was for him. I think it completely changed who Superman is irrevocably, and that bums me out because I preferred the old version–the way he is in the Silver-Age or in All-Star Superman.  Meanwhile, the marriage DID NOT ruin Fantastic Four…because Reed and Sue already played the role of “mother and father” in that series before the wedding.  And the marriage did not ruin Deadpool because that was just another thing for him to screw up badly.

My thoughts on Marvel Legacy

Its was decent. Its very similar to DC’s Rebirth, but not as good in my opinion. There are some cool things here though. 

The Avengers from 1,000,000 BC fight a Celestial which is cool. 

Nice to see Robbie return. Hope he gets a new book soon.

Then we see a bunch of stuff with Shield, Falcon and Jane Thor that i really don’t care about. But Sam and Jane are still a couple so all 3 of you out their that cared about that should be happy i guess. 

Steve is traveling across America and somehow has his shield even though Sam has it as well. Unless theirs two shields idk. 

Thor…oop sorry i mean *sigh* Odison is pretty much doing nothing but drinking while the warning “Mangog is coming” is said. Interesting i suppose, but i’m still waiting for him to become Thor again. Jane is just flat out uninteresting. 

*gasp* Tony is gone! Oh my god! I wonder what happened to him? (sarcasm).

Deadpool being Deadpool

Ben and Johnny are just teasing for Marvel Two in One. I really hope it leads up to the official return of the FF i swear to god. 

Wakanda…

IN SPAAAAACE!

Thats actually pretty rad. 

I have no idea what this is leading to. I guess something to do with Planet Hulk. 

The Celestial is still alive and something about the final host. Like a host for the Phoenix? Who knows at this point.

Question. Did young Jean even know Logan that well? I feel like this would’ve been more effective if it was Jubilee, Kitty or even Rachael, but eh whatever. 

What a surprise. Logan’s alive. Except its not surprising at all. I wonder whats gonna happen to OML or Laura? Also he has an Infinity Stone because…the movie’s coming out soon. 

More Infinity Stone stuff. I’m actually really stoked about the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy arc in Legacy.

Oh and Loki befriends a Celestial. I’m sure that won’t be trouble. 

And the big one. Val and Franklin are back…sorta not really. Their still fixing the multiverse or rather exploring the universe for some reason. Again if this doesn’t lead to the return of the Richard family i’m gonna be mega disappointed. I guess this is still leading up to Marvel Two in One so i guess Marvel really wants me to read that. 

I will OK! I just know i’m gonna be disappointed somehow. Please prove me wrong Marvel. 

MBTI Types as Marvel/DC Superheroes

Kind of a spoiler alert for Batman: Under the Red Hood. Don’t read the ENFP section for DC if you don’t want kinda spoils.


Sorry, I know I lied I just had the idea to do it and had to do it. NOW it’s the last one for the night. I’m not doing X-Men for this part, because I feel like they could take up an entire list, plus I’m not as familiar with their lore.

Marvel

INFJ: Captain America (Steve Rogers)

INTJ: Daredevil

ENTJ: Black Panther

ENFJ: Ms. Marvel (Kamala Khan)

ISFP: Groot

ISTP: Black Widow

ESTP: Nova (Sam Alexander)

ESFP: The Human Torch

INFP: Spider-Man

INTP: Reed Richards

ENTP: Iron Man (and Deadpool because this is Tumblr so I can’t leave him out)

ENFP: Susan Storm

Ultimate Reed Richards and Sue Storm are adorable.

ISFJ: Iron Fist (the image is Iron Fist in Daredevil’s costume. It’s a long story)

ISTJ: Punisher

ESTJ: Nick Fury 

ESFJ: The Thing

DC

INFJ: Martian Manhunter

INTJ: Batman (Everything is yellow because Batman knows that Green Lantern cannot affect the color yellow, and he needs to talk with him)

ENTJ: Aquaman

ENFJ: Wonder Woman

ISFP: Poison Ivy

ISTP: Huntress

ESTP: Impulse

ESFP: Harley Quinn

She means a literal beaver get your mind out of the gutter.

INFP: The Flash (Barry Allen)

INTP: The Question

ENTP: The Joker

ENFP: Red Hood

ISFJ: Black Canary

ISTJ: Green Lantern (John Stewart)

ESTJ: Bane

ESFJ: Superman

This one is so awesome it needs the whole video

A Very QPR Valentine's

“So what are you two doing for Valentine’s Day?” Alya asked on the other side of the screen. Marinette and Adrien were video chatting with their two best friends who were still in Germany because of Alya’s job.

It had only been a few weeks since Adrien returned from the Philippines for a second time. He had only been able to stay in Paris until New Years before returning to Manila to work with his father overseeing the new factory and making contracts with various Chinese companies. While Gabriel had overseen most of negotiations, he had Adrien doing much of the work. It seemed more likely than before that Adrien was taking over the family business, but he didn’t mind it so much. Adrien grew up in the fashion world and between his father and Marinette, he wanted to make sure their visions always shined brightly.

“We’ll probably eat in,” Marinette said thoughtfully. “We’re going to watch Deadpool for sure.” Was it ironic for superheroes to be watching superhero movies?

“Deadpool? That doesn’t sound very roman-” Alya cut herself off, coughing and looking away from the camera in embarrassment. While Alya and Nino knew and said they understood Marinette and Adrien’s relationship, it seemed some ideas would take longer than others to get rooted in.

“Anyways,” Nino jumped in. “Thanks again bro for subleasing the apartment.”

Adrien shrugged as best he could without jostling Marinette. “It didn’t make sense for Alya to be paying when she isn’t here and I’m practically living here. At least until we move.”

“Have you two started to look at places yet,” Alya asked, pretending her slip up didn’t happen, which was best. It was a slip up after all. Adrien and Marinette were aware how much their friends loved them and wanted to see them happy. They just had to get use to the fact that what made them happy wasn’t what was usually advertised.

“He’s been looking. I’ve been too busy. Adrien knows what I want in a new place,” Marinette said with a grin.

“She’s even given me a list organized by necessity.” Adrien added with a smirk.

Marinette poked him in the ribs which made Adrien squirm. “There’s some things on the list that are frivolous wants!”

“Oh, by the way Adrien, Nadja is going out Valentine’s,” Marinette mentioned in passing.

Adrien looked up from his reading and frowned. “Does that mean we’re babysitting?”

Marinette laughed. “No, no, Manon is old enough to stay home alone for the evening. Nadja just wanted to know if it was okay to leave my phone number with her incase Manon did need an adult in an emergency.”

That meant Deadpool was still on! “Oh, well of course!”

“I didn’t think you’d mind but I’d figure I’d let you know just in case!”

“So by the way, thank you,” Marinette said as she struggled into the door. Adrien quickly rushed from the couch over to the door to help Marinette out with everything she was carrying.

“Well you’ve said flowers today was silly but you still enjoy them,” he told her as he set the arrangement on the kitchen table. He was glad it was as good as the picture had been.

“And thank you for the chocolates,” Tikki said, kissing Adrien’s cheek in greeting.

“I’m glad you enjoyed them.”

“We both did,” Marinette said as she tossed her shoes in the front closet. “Needed them with how long the day was. Oh, is that the flowers I sent you?”

Adrien looked back into the living room where the flower arrangment was sitting on the coffee table. “The women at the office were jealous. And that was before they found out about the treats from your parents’ bakery! Plagg would say thank you for the danish, but…”

Marinette snickered, very aware of her partner’s kwami’s habits. She was practically leaning on the wall., not having moved too far from the closet once her coat and shoes were off. “You know if today wasn’t today I’d say screw what we bought and go out to eat.”

“That long of a day?” Adrien asked with some concern. Marinette just nodded. “Well we can skip making dessert.”

“But I was going to teach you how to make a cheesecake!” Marinette insisted. She didn’t like failing in her promises.

Adrien, however, just shrugged. “We can just do it this weekend. Now come on, sit.”

“If I sit, I’m not getting up, and then how will I help with dinner?” Marinette noted.

Adrien looked thoughtful for a moment then walked away. He came back from the desk rolling the chair from in front of the computer. “Sit. You can supervise while I do most the cooking.”

Marinette looked at the chair for a moment, then at the ernest look her partner was giving her.She finally sat down, allowing Adrien to wheel her into the kitchen. By the time they were done cooking the kitchen was slightly more a disaster then if she’d taken a more active role in the cooking. As they sat together on the couch watching the movie they’d picked out neither one could complain. They were together, eating a good meal and enjoying the left over chocolate and pastry from their delivered gifts earlier that day.

It wasn’t too different than many days they had together.

February 15th started like any normal day. Marinette had slept as much as she normally did, and the only evidence of the romantic holiday was some extra flowers in the apartment and a kitchen that Adrien had better have finished cleaning by the time she got home.

She didn’t need to say it though as they sat at the table eating breakfast, drinking coffee and going through emails and notes together at the table.

Marinette smiled throughout the day, glad so many other people around her found yesterday wonderful. She didn’t mind that when inquiries into her evening were brought up her and Adrien were compared to as an old married couple. At least no one tried to suggest how to spice up her love life, they were all far too involved in their own.

Which worked well enough for Marinette as she texted Adrien during her lunch wondering if he’d be up for playing a few rounds of Mecha Strike before patrol.

Spideypool Rec List

Since I was bored out of my mind today and my fic-hunt turned up nothing, I decided now is as good a time as any to put together a few rec lists of some of my favorite  fics bookmarked over on ao3. So! Let’s get started with a Spideypool list:


All That You Love Will Be Carried Away; by beetle:  

 Peter is massively damaged. But then, so is Deadpool.  This’s mostly free-floating angst and a soupcon of smut. But you should probably assume some vague, incidental spoilers for the MCU/The Amazing Spider-Man. Mentions of suicides. (complete, one chapter, 2000-5000 words)


Why you should read it: The fic that will probably make Those Who Fluff and Those Who Tragic Angst all agree and cry grossly, hand in hand. So fucking worth it.


And When It Comes, It Will Feel Like A Kiss; by Saucery: 

In a world where Omegas far outnumber Alphas, a dowry system is in place, whereby an Omega’s family offers a dowry in order to secure a respectable Alpha match, with the highest dowries netting the “best” Alphas.

Aunt May struggles to secure an Alpha for her Omega nephew’s first heat. All her meager savings can afford is a butt-ugly (by his own admission) Alpha without much experience to speak of.

Peter would rather go unmated than lose his virginity to a guy that can’t go five seconds without making a Monty Python reference. However, it seems Peter has no choice…(WIP, 5 chapters, 10 000-20 000 words)


Why you should read it: Safe, consensual, respecful A/B/O fics matter a lot to me and I make a point to rec the hell out of them. That’s kind of my Thing. But more than that? The writing is excellent. Wade is an adorable softie and he deserves all the hugs.


Baise Moi; by chewysugar:

Peter has been neglecting Wade lately. Wade decides to play a game to remind him how good he has it.(Complete, one chapter, 5000-10 000 words)


Why you should read it: First it’s hilarious, and then it’s hot as hell. 


Bishgada; by CAPSING:

Peter was having the worst day the author could’ve come up with - and that’s even before he accidently killed Deadpool. (Complete, one chapter, 2000-5000 words)


Why you should read it: Because you are a bunch of sadists who love seeing how crap Peter Parker’s life is?


Cold Hands; by StumblingBlock:

In which Deadpool needs an in with the Avengers and Peter needs an alpha to take to his cousin’s wedding, the Greek tragedy.(WIP, 4 chapters, 20 000- 50 000 words)


Why you should read it: So wingfics are not that much of a thing in my other fandoms, but. Spideypool wingfics are surprisingly intense nerdy good. This one is my favorite. Featuring: Repressed idiots. Also counts as an A/B/O dynamics fic, the power balance between Peter (omega) and Wade (alpha) looks pretty promising so far :)


DIY Sutures; by  fizzyfingermotorfuck: 

Peter doesn’t understand Deadpool, and comes to realize that it might be because he never really tried to.(Complete, one chapter, 5000-10 000 words)


Why you should read it: Good characterization. It doesn’t immediately gloss over Wade’s scars and the general awkwardness. Almost makes it a point to linger on the scars, and, well, that’s another Thing for me, I guess. Insta-acceptance is good and all, but this here is more what I want from spideypool fics.


Get Off The Phone (or how to get off over the phone); by darkavengerz (darkavenger):

“Ooo, somebody’s grouchy,” Wade snickers down the phone, voice annoyingly loud, cheery and very much awake. “Fine, fine, I won’t make you get your lazy butt out of bed -”

“- lazy?!” Peter splutters, indignant. Wade ignores him and verbally steamrollers over him as per normal.

“ - we can do this over the phone.”

(Complete, one chapter, 2000-5000 words)


Why you should read it: Important phone-sex fic (in case it wasn’t obvious)


Peter And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good…Very Best Day; by beetle:

Deadpool is impulsive, has a big mouth, and absolutely no tact. And Ellie … well, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. See end notes for prompt.(Complete, one chapter, 5000-10 000 words)


Why you should read it: Reason 1, Spidey and Deadpool have been bros for ages, Reason 2, WADE WILSON AND HIS DAUGHTER ELLIE LIVING TOGETHER  ARF?RKLGTL, Reason 3 UNCLE SPIDEY EFRKLGNRLKGN.

….DID I MENTION THE FLIRTING????? This is a capslock required fic, folks.


Pictures; by darkavengerz (darkavenger):

Deadpool has some pictures of him that jeopardise his secret identity. Peter wants them back.(Complete, one chapter, 5000-10 000 words)


Why you should read it:  They’re a mess and it hurts so good.


See From Your Eyes; by TheBlazeCall:

Soulmates can peak into each other’s lives for 5 seconds once a month, which was on it’s own bizar, but for Peter Parker it could mean life or dead. What bothers him most is his soulmates timing and the fact that he wished they would just give up, because he didn’t feel like risking someone else’s life.(Complete, one chapter, 2000-5000 words)


Why you should read it: Okay, so, gonna use a bit of raw honesty here, fact is, If you’re looking for 100% flawless editing? This is not the perfect fic for you. What is outstanding is the pure genius of the soulmate identification method. 

I love soulmates having to work for it and being so effing frustrated yet still hopeful, still yearning for that one stranger in the whole world who completes them. Up there in my top list because of its lovely, poetic imagery.


Self-Fulfilling Prophesy; by rubberbutton:

Wade pisses off a goddess, and Peter has three days to convince him to apologize before she drags him to the Underworld.(Complete, one chapter, 10 000-20 000 words)


Why you should read it: I’m gonna be short and to the point - Spider-Man making Deadpool his responsability through sex. Yeah. 


Surprises And Starts; by Birdie (Robin_Mask):

Peter knew it was impossible. It wasn’t possible for a male to be pregnant, let alone a single male. It wasn’t possible for Wade to be the father, no matter how close their friendship was […]. Spider-Man had a responsibility to the people of the city. Peter had a responsibility to the life inside him …(Complete, 15 chapters, +70 000 words)


Why you should read it: Let’s call this one ‘The angsty mpreg fic’ (The angsty mpreg fic, with a baby that happened without sex, which is a premise for crack if I ever heard one, and yet. And YET.)

 Also a very insighful and appropriate outlook on pregnancy and parenthood. Honestly, this fic is a one of a kind.


That’s What He Said; by CAPSING:  

 Spider-Man comes out of the closet. Peter Parker would give anything to crawl back in.(Complete, one chapter, 2000-5000 words)


Why you should read it: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Deadpool is the only good thing in the world and JERKS with a capital J are JERKS. 


Two Teachers, One Classroom; by MysticMoonhigh:

Two teachers, one classroom.
What could possibly go wrong?

(Complete, 9 chapters, 20 000-50 000 words)


Why you should read it: First off, not enough AUs in this fandom. Top-quality characterization for both of them as well as stuck-up!Peter, which is a personal favorite of mine. Lots of fun. The UST kills me.  The lack of powers? Yeah, not a drawback for this one. Don’t take my word for it, go read it.


You Grow Up And You Lose Touch; by scarlett_starlett:

Peter always thought that when he had kids, there would be someone by his side.

Instead, he has a mouthy mercenary acting as a chef every night for him and his newly adopted son and a narcissistic billionaire philanthropist paying child support on the sly. But Peter figures it isn’t all bad, especially when Miles loses that dullness in his eyes whenever Wade slips on the banana peels he ‘strategically’ places all over the apartment for Peter as a joke.(Complete, 3 chapters, 50 000-70 000 words)


Why you should read it:  Good. The fic packs a few excellent one-liners, and the rest is both light-hearted and punctuated with a pinch of angst here and there. Disgustingly domestic in the best way possible. 

And, for those who - like me - care a great deal about that kind of things, both the introduction and the end are interesting and won’t bore you to tears, I promise.

Gerry Duggan on RoguePool -REDDIT

What inspired the Rogue - Deadpool relationship?

Both seemed very lonely to me. I knew I would start them far apart. It felt unfair to Rogue to saddle her with Deadpool’s bullshit - but Wade has a way of coming thru when the chips are down. He made a believer out of Rogers, and he just asked her to give him the same chance. I think we earned all of it, I was SHOCKED that people liked it as much as we did. I know some folks were probably hoping for Rogue/Remy - but - we’ve already seen that. I wanted to do something new and unexpected. I’m very happy with how it all turned out. Stegman/Pepe and all our guests really slayed in that book. Thanks for reading.

The Cheeky Christmas Present

Originally posted by giffing-the-screen

Request -  Deadpool buys you a sexy Christmas getup or gift. 

Pairing - Wade Wilson X Reader (No Gender specificed) 

Wordcount - 1,165

Warnings - Mature themes, Sexual references, Strong Language, brief mention of a daddy kink. 


It was Christmas Eve, Tony was throwing his annual Christmas Party and you were meant to go. You would have gone as well except Tony had previously banned Wade from the tower so you decided to opt out of the Christmas party this year and stay home with Wade. After all, it was your first Christmas together  in your new apartment, so you ditched the idea of getting insanely drunk at the tower to spend Christmas Eve with your boyfriend, Wade Wilson. Wade was completely unaware of your change in plans for this evening. 

After stopping by a couple of stores to grab some last minute supplies.  Candy canes, a lot of alcohol, dinner for tonight, chocolate and some other things. Weasel was coming for Christmas dinner tomorrow, Weasel was a nice enough person and besides Weasel spent most of his time around yours anyway. He had slowly become a part of your life and certainly a great friend. 

“Honey, I’m home.” You called out as you pushed the door open.

“Stop!” You halted at Wade’s words, what had Wade been up to this time? Please don’t tell me he wired the house with bobby traps again. It took him days to get rid of them all last time. You thought as Wade came running into the hallway, Wade was quick to passionately kiss you. 

“What have you done this time?” You asked. Wade pointed up at the doorframe to notice a sprig of mistletoe. You wished you hadn’t come to conclusions but Wade was known for causing mischief. 

“Nothing. Other than putting mistletoe on every doorframe around the apartment, so you best keep those lips hydrated because I am going to be kissin’ those sweet lips a lot-wait. Why aren’t you at Stark’s extravagant party, the one I am banned from because I might have made a few adjustments to his suit. I happened to think the adjustments made an improvement” You kissed Wade, once more before walking into the apartment, placing the bags down. You still needed to grab all the alcohol from the car. 

“I decided that I would rather spend Christmas Eve with you instead. I spend so much of my time with the Avengers and not that I don’t love them all. I want to spend Christmas Eve with my boyfriend.” Wade was shocked that you wanted to spend Christmas Eve with him. He knew you loved him and he loved you but before you both started seeing each other you always went to Tony Stark’s Christmas Eve party. Wade was glad he didn’t have to spend Chrismas on his own. You retraced your steps walking over to Wade with a smile on your face as you wrapped your arms around him, he kissed your forhead, nose and then your lips, pressing several short kisses to your lips. 

“So I brought some take out, the beer is in the car. I also bought you more candy canes. I’m just going to get the beer from the car and after that why don’t we spend a very relaxed Christmas Eve on the couch.” Wade smiled, removing the hair from your face.

“I’ll go and get the beer from the car, while you get changed. I want that cute ass of yours on the couch by the time I return or so help me there will be consequences.” Wade took your car keys and you began to head to your shared bedroom, Wade was quick to playfully slap your ass. Turning around you winked at him, before running away. 


When Wade returned (much to his disappointment) You were on the couch, changed with a blanket wrapped around you. Wade was highly considering enforcing those consequences anyway. Wade popped open a couple of beers before heading to spend Christmas Eve with his beloved. 

As it got closer and closer to Midnight, Wade was dying to give you one of your Christmas presents now. He thought about it for several moments before  thinking fuck it 

“Hey baby, you know how some couples give each other one gift on Christmas Eve.” Looking up at Wade you nodded, he leant forward kissing you again. He could not keep his hands or his lips off of you, and he wasn’t intending to for much longer either. 

“Why don’t we do that? You gave up Tony’s party to spend time with me so why not?” Sitting up, you turned yourself so you could look at Wade fully. 

“Wade, I didn’t give up Tony’s Christmas Party to spend time with you. I wanted to spend time with my boyfriend on Christmas Eve, which is perfectly normal for anyone, besides I’ve had the best Christmas Eve I’ve had a long time. I’m thinking about spending Christmas this way for a very long time. So let’s exchange one present.” You and Wade got off the couch towards the Christmas tree.  Crouching down beside the tree and next to Wade, you decided to present him with one of his smaller presents. Wade was never one to be paitent so he tore of the paper, exclaiming. 

“You brought me red boxer shorts. How did you know? I will no longer have to worry about bleeding through my pants when I get shoot up mainstream. Thank you love.” Wade leaned over to kiss you softly. You hadn’t expected Wade to take your present so seriously, but regardless knowing that Wade appreciated it ment the world to you. 

When Wade passed you the present he decided to let you open. You tore off the paper, to reveal Wade had bought you a sexy Christmas outfit. A smirk on your lips you dashed off towards your room to get changed. Wade orginally thought you hated his Christmas present but when you came back into the livingroom standing there in his choosen outfit he smirked.  

“Mr Wilson, I believe you still have something to unwrap.” Wade’s eyes widened. Of-course Wade had pictured you in the sexy outfit before he brought it but he could have never imagined how beautiful and sexy it would have looked on you. The way it excentuated your curves, perfectly. 

Wade stood up egger to unwrap his extra Christmas Eve present. He was going to make sure that you enjoyed every inch of his Christmas present, and to make his beautiful partner feel good as well. 

“I’ll be in there a second baby. Don’t you dare do anything. There’s something I gotta do.” You nodded slipping into the bedroom. 

“Hey everyone, and yes I’m talking to you the person who’s reading right now. I just wanted to wish you a very merry Christmas and I hope you have a incrediable new year. Remember to be safe and be kind to one another, you get where I’m going with this right. Anyway, Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Now I’m off begin my own Christmas.” 

“Wade are coming?” You called. 

“I am now. See you later guys, Daddy’s got some unwrapping to do.” 

tessawing  asked:

Reely random question: would you ever write Omega!Deadpool? (I’m naut requesting unless you want to write it I’m just curious) I’m reading Betta This Way rn which is why this came to mind lol. Btw I love Betta This Way it makes me happy but now I’m worried bc Harry just left a voicemail... :)

I’m not a huge fan of Omega Deadpool. The few fics I’ve clicked on sort it use his Omega biology as something ELSE that’s wrong with him? Like he can’t control it and he goes looking for the wrong Alphas to help him and it ended up being something fairly non con as well as completely unhealthy and just… everything I don’t like to read about lol.

I haven’t ever thought writing my own Omega!deadpool though, it’s an interesting idea.

anonymous asked:

what are some good domino comics? and what makes her so great??? she seems interesting!!

look i have been waiting for this question my entire life i cant believe my time has finally come, shes cocky and she’s an asshole and she’s gay for betsy, but she also has so much more backstory to her than ppl know, she’s not a female deadpool, cable and xforce would be fucked without her. shes jsut………….. my secondary wife who i love more than My Own Self………. recs under the cut

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