Holiday Extravaganza Part Two!
Haruhi: …huh. I didn’t realize it before, but I don’t think I’ve ever been to senpai’s house.
Tamaki: Ah! Haruhi, you’re the first one here, come in! I hope it didn’t take too long to get here via public transportation! I hear commoners have a terrible time with traffic!
Haruhi: … Tamaki-senpai, you sent a chauffeur. Of course I had an easy time getting here.
Tamaki: Oh right! hahaha, guess I forgot!
That’s it. She thinks her Daddy is an idiot! What now! I musn’t look like a fool in front of my baby girl if she’s ever going to have a good time tonight! Brave face, Suoh! Talk about something you both enjoy!
This is not going well…
Thank goodness! Hello, you’ve reached the ultra-attractive Tamaki Suoh! How can I charm you today?
Honey: Oh. Sorry. Tama-chan, dad says we have to go over to America now to train the Navy Seals…but I wanted Christmas cake…so save me a piece, okay???
Tamaki: Ah, of course, Honey-senpai.
*hangs up and looks at Haruhi, who is texting someone*
Tamaki: It looks like Honey and Mori senpai aren’t coming.
Haruhi: Oh? I just got a text from Hikaru, apparently he and Kaoru got dragged into modeling at their mom’s gala…so they won’t be here either. I guess it’ll just be me, you, and Kyoya-senpai then?
Tamaki: *fidgeting nervously* About that…Kyoya told me earlier he wouldn’t be able to make it, as he is assisting his father in closing a fairly important deal tonight. So then…that makes it just us… Haruhi! Will you show me how the commoners spend their Christmas Eve?!?
Haruhi: Uh… sure, but I don’t think…
Tamaki: OH BOY I AM SO EXCITED THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!!!!!
Haruhi: PUT ME DOWN SENPAI!!!!! *deep breath* Thank you! Now I can’t speak for all commoners, but my dad and I always enjoyed taking a spin around the local ice skating rink.
Tamaki: Let’s go!!!!! Ooh, I also want some commoner’s hot chocolate! I hear it’s instant!
Haruhi: *shaking her head* Of course, senapi, let’s go before it gets too crowded.
*Tamaki walks Haruhi home*
Haruhi: Thank you, senpai, I really had a good time toni-what’s wrong?
Tamaki: N-nothing, just um…what is that above your door?
*they look up to see someone has placed a sprig of mistletoe in the doorway*
Haruhi: Huh… I wonder who did that. Anyway, it’s just a small kiss. I guess it won’t hurt. *gives Tamaki a peck on the cheek* Goodnight senpai, and Merry Christmas!
Tamaki: *short circuiting* Ooh, Haruhi Christmas, Merry! *falls down*
*The next day*
Kyoya: *incoming text message* “So Kyo-chan, how’d the plan go? - Honey” *response* I’d say that sprig of mistletoe Mori-senpai placed was the perfect touch. Well done, men. Make sure the twins are left in the dark. We can’t have dissension in our ranks. *smirk*
Merry Christmas, Tamaki, you dork.