i just want to go see a ballet okay

EXO 101: A Crash Course

Park Chanyeol 

Originally posted by megglesbagels

Soft baby by day, sexy mofo by night. Can do everything?? Sing, rap, dance, cook, act, write and produce music, play the guitar (classical, spanish, lead, and rhythm omg) and the piano and the drums, has the body of an elf king. He’s also AMAZING with children as shown [here - skip to 12:17 and WATCH you won’t regret it] and dogs too! All animals really. He’s Korean Snow White. With abs. And if Snow White was extra. 

Also the kindest soul ever. He’s always smiling, even when he’s down. He literally said, and I quote; “No matter how difficult something is, I will always be positive and smile like an idiot.” His then-girlfriend nicknamed him “Happy Virus.” Constantly buys his members gifts, is very tall (well over six feet), and he’s the most extroverted and sociable person - actually friends with everyone. 10/10 amazing human.  

Byun Baekhyun

Originally posted by junhyyo

Don’t let him fool you!!! He looks soft but he will fuck you up with his cheeky lil smile and pelvic sorcery and unearthly vocals and uGH. His wit is unparalleled like omg, so sassy and hilarious and sharp. Also a huge nerd when it comes to anime, manga, and video games. Once gave a picture of himself to another member as a gift, the lil shit.  

He’s incredibly passionate about his career and his members, and I think it was Kyungsoo who said that it’s Baek who keeps them all together at times. In summary: Byun Baekhyun is what happens when a demon and an angel do the do. 

D.O./Do Kyungsoo:

Originally posted by sehuntiful

Do Kyungsoo? More like Do Me, Kyungsoo. I’m sorry I’m so thirsty Ksoo…I don’t even know where to begin with this one. First of all, he single-handedly saved the human race from extinction with his voice. He’s savage af, so much so that he’s affectionately nicknamed “Satansoo” and he will smack a bitch. He’s also so soft and squishy at the same time, you’ll get whiplash. And his acTING. Lord in heaven. And I believe he didn’t even have acting lessons?? The nerve of him. He, too, is sex on legs, and he might be quieter than the others, but y’all best listen when he talks cause boy bout to spill the tea. 

He’s also very paternal in that he takes care of the other members a lot, like when Kai, his roommate, isn’t feeling well, he’ll care for him or go out to get food for him. And he can cook really well. I’m gonna stop now before I end up writing an entire dissertation ;’)

Lay/Zhang Yixing

Originally posted by glorious-soobooty


Oh my god. Anyway. Zhang Yixing is the perfect contradiction. On the one hand, he’s an actual baby lamb - laugh and all. On the other hand, he’s the human embodiment of the NC-17 rating. Like, hide yo kids. Yixing is also one of the Chinese members of EXO, so he often leaves to promote his solo music which is in Chinese, and he works so incredibly hard and deserves all the success. He also writes the lyrics, and composes and arranges the music! 

And…his dancing. Proof that god exists. There is literally no part of his body that Yixing does not have absolute command over - and you can see it because he is so precise, confident, and sexy. :’) 

Suho/Kim Junmyeon

Originally posted by oohsehunnies

I actually had to cover his face while writing this because holy–

Yup. Moving on. 

Actually, back to his face (and the rest of him): Remember when Da Vinci was conceptualizing the Vitruvian Man (lol only 90′s kids will remember…1490′s kids, that is). You know that picture of the guy with another pair of arms and legs superimposed on him, inside a circle? The drawing theorizing the ideal proportions of the human body? Yup, true story: Junmyeon was Da Vinci’s muse. Suho’s face is so symmetrical, it inspired mathematicians to write the golden ratio. He is a genetic miracle, a statistical outlier, a national treasure–

Anyway *sweats*. ALSO. Let’s talk about his personality. Myeon is the mom of EXO, the leader, so he’s naturally very parental. He actually chose the stage name “Suho” because it means guardian. He always does his best to keep his kids the members together and doing what they need to be doing. Always pays for things ($Junmoney$), and is the person a lot of them confide in and go to for comfort or advice, especially Sehun. 

He’s such a dad too - like his dad joke ratings are off the charts. 10/10 would build you a tree house and tuck you in at night. 

Oh Sehun

Originally posted by sehurn

Maknae. Icon. Legend. Used to have a lisp. 

People sometimes think he’s cold or reserved because of his face, but as you can see in the gif, he’s literal sunshine. He once cried on stage because he was knocked on the head by a camera - but he wasn’t crying because the injury hurt, he was crying because he wasn’t allowed to perform because of it, and he felt like he was disappointing his fans. He also cried during a radio show when asked about his other members - he said every night before he falls asleep, he prays for them and he prays that they all stay together and are successful and happy. And now I’m crying. 

Everyone is in love with him

His dancing resurrected me from the dead, put my children through college, and ended world hunger because damn we are fed when that boy moves. 

Sehun was once invited to Paris for a Louis Vuitton fashion show and became king of France. I’m not kidding. All he did was show up, and there was a huge crowd already there to greet him as if he were royalty, and he was voted best dressed at the show by Vogue. He went to the Louvre, and people were studying and appreciating him, the actual art.  

Chen/Kim Jongdae

Originally posted by dayafterdae

Ah, little dino bby. He’s iconic for many reasons: 

1) His smile. It curls up at the corners like this :}

2) When he laughs, he literally goes HAHAHAHAHA like wow, amazing, I want this as my ringtone

3) He screams a lot. Nickelodeon once made a show about him called Jongdae: The Last Pterodactyl

4) HIS VOCALS. Un-freaking-believable. He’s the male version of Mariah Carey. 

5) Speaks really good Chinese! (He’s Korean) 

6) An amazing human?? He donates to charity so often and he doesn’t do it for publicity either. He takes good care of the other members too. 

Jongdae, let me put a ring on it. 

Xiumin/Kim Minseok

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

HERE WE GO. My precious boy :’)

Minseok. The eldest. Also known as the best person to ever exist. Like Kyungsoo, he doesn’t talk much because he’s a shy lil bean, but once he warms up to you, the things that come out of his mouth are so deep and cute and funny and wowow I want ten of him

Is the least likely to cry

Was chubby (and so adorable!!) as a little kid, and now he has a six pack. Because of his weight as a kid though, he has spoken many times about the issue of body shaming and how people’s perceptions of a person shift based on how they look. He once said these words that made my cold, dead heart beat again: “I don’t have an ideal type. If our hearts match well, then she will look pretty to me.” 

Has the strongest arms in EXO. They all arm wrestled and he won and it was the funniest thing ever. 

Is not only an idol, he’s also getting his Ph.D. Dr. Kim. I can’t believe….

Wants to open his own coffee shop, and I don’t drink coffee, but I would chug any dish-water-coffee-grinds-filth that he would serve me because damn I love him. 

Kai/Kim Jongin

Originally posted by dazzlingkai


The Bias Wrecker. Or just your bias, plain and simple 

Kim Jongin is one of nature’s greatest accomplishments. His gams are the eighth wonder of the world - and he puts them to use when he dances, like please kick me in the face with those omfg 

His laugh. Astounding. Also don’t stand too close when he laughs because he will hit you. It’s just what he does lmao

He’s basically a hip young old man - so hot but so sleepy. He’ll sleep at any given opportunity. 

Very fond of fried chicken. And dogs. But not in terms of eating, for the latter

Learned ballet for ten years and it shows, and I just wANT TO SEE HIM IN A LEOTARD DAMMIT

He has darker skin than the other members which people used to make fun of him for and still do comment on, but he says he loves it and he is proud of his body :’) we are too bby!!

Other random facts

EXO originally had 12 members but 3 left and we’re not going to talk about it okay? okay

- Chen and Xiumin are married best friends. Xiumin actually said in an interview that Chen is “like my wife” 

- Sehun is now officially Lord Oh Sehun of Glencoe, Scotland because his fans are the most Extra and purchased the estate for his birthday :’) 

- Chanyeol once folded one hundred paper cranes for his girlfriend as a gift, but in the middle of doing this, she called him and broke up with him

- Baekhyun can’t cook for shit but at least he’s pretty 

- Kai dated F(X)’s Krystal 

- Kyungsoo once said to the camera that he is “not pure” 

- Yixing starred in a gay sci-fi movie where he and this other dude have a baby

- Suho is a health nut. Just like how girls always have pads and tampons on them, Suho has multivitamins 

For @the-porcelain-doll-xo because I’m the friend that wants to drag you into hell with me, and I can’t wait for you to get into EXO ahhhhh ily <33

Prompt: dialogue only

Sorry I’m behind on it, I didn’t see this one where I started my other fic with the prompt: “did you just__” So I figured I’m going to do a continuation of the Ballet! AU seeing as though so many people asked me to!

@inunanna @grapefruitwannabe @mustardyellowsunshine


“Why are you apologizing?”

“For bein’ dumb earlier i guess.”


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Contemporary Romance - Jimin X Reader

anonymous asked:
hi can i have a jimin scenario when he doesnt notice you in ballet class until he gets parterned up with you and falls in love with you?thank you!:)

A/N: Hi love! I hope you like this ^^ *The title is pretty sucky, sorry* Anyways, I honestly had no idea how to write this, so I hope it’s okay

Genre: Fluff

Word Count: 1942

Dancing was something you majored in. Specifically, ballet. You had classes after school that you attended once a week. Most of the time, you didn’t really want to go. Either being too tired from the heavy amounts of school work, or just because you wanted to go home and sleep. But, you pushed yourself to attend because your parents didn’t expect you home until later, and you didn’t have a good explanation on why you would be home early, and also because you were able to see Park Jimin.
He was an amazing dancer, better than most. He did ballet, hip hop, contemporary, and majored in all of them. Making both guys and girls, a little jealous. When Jimin danced, you could tell he put everything in it. He was dancing perfectly to the beat of the music, effortlessly moving around the room as he showed off his graceful structures. But other than that, he seemed pretty distant from the other people. He didn’t seem to talk to anyone before, or after class. He usually would just go straight home.

“Everyone! Please come over now. I have assigned you partners for your dance. No bickering about who I put you with, okay? You will be performing these at the end of the month! So please practice!” Your instructor said. Everyone rushed to the board, anxious to see who they were paired up with. You heard people whispering “Yes” to themselves when they got partnered up with someone they liked.

You waited for the crowd to die down and you glanced around the room, noticing that Jimin was doing the same. After everyone scattered about, trying to get basic steps for their song, you walked up to the board. You placed your finger on the list and scanned down until you found your name. You glided your finger across the paper, “Park, Jimin”

“Wait what?” You quickly turned around and bumped into him, almost falling. Jimin quickly caught you with his fast reflexes, and lifted you back onto your feet. Your bodies were so close, not even a foot apart. This gave you a little time to examine his body and his features. He was fit, to say the least. And you couldn’t believe you never noticed this before, but he was really handsome.
He brushed his hand through his hair, “You okay?”
“U-Uh yeah”
“So, I guess I’m your partner, huh” he was a lot more talkative than you thought, “Uhh, yeah… I’m-”
“Y/n, right?”
He knew your name? But how? He never talked to anyone, “Umm, Yeah”
“Cool, I’m Jimin. I’m sure you know that though”
You gave him a weak smile, “Class is about to end, but maybe we can meet up and figure something out?” You suggested. He nodded and gave you a small smile. You exchanged numbers, hoping to hear from him soon. He seemed like a really nice guy if you were able to open him up.

You met up the next day, grabbing a coffee before heading to the studio together. You worked for hours on the dance, Jimin suggested moves that would fit your body type. He was really generous towards you. Your heart began to beat fast whenever he touched your waist, or tugged you closer, his chest against your back, so he could teach you something. He noticed your actions and moved away, “I’m sorry, am I uncomfortable?”
“N-No! Not at all, I’m… just not used to having so much human contact”
“Oh… okay, I understand. Is it okay for me to continue like this then?” he placed his hands on your waist and you only nodded. You had no idea why your heart was beating so fast. You had just gotten close, so you couldn’t have had a crush on him yet, could you? You were stumbling over your feet as you began thinking too much. Jimin stopped and you looked at him confused, “Maybe we should take a small break, you’re tripping over your own feet” he laughed.
You blushed hard, “Y-yeah” You both sat down at the wall, listening to the music that was playing through the speakers, you couldn’t help but notice that Jimin was side-eyeing you the whole time. You tried your best not to blush as you chugged down your water, cooling yourself off.

Jimin went off to get the both of you some food, leaving you in the room. You decided maybe it’ll be a good time to practice, your head won’t be full of Jimin. You cleared your mind as you started the music, making sure you used all the tips Jimin taught you. The room was getting hot and stuffy from the ventilation being broken, and from you dancing. You grabbed your bag and opened it up. You quickly changed into shorts, the feeling of your leggings sticking to your legs by the sweat, wasn’t pleasant. You tied up your hair and noticed that there were sweat stains on your shirt. You fanned yourself before trying the dance again. You didn’t notice Jimin coming back and walking in on you dancing. He paused at the door frame, watching your figure move gracefully through the room. He smiled to himself, he knew you could do it. But then he frowned, realizing that he was the problem. He was greedy when it came to you, and he had no idea why. Every time he was with you, he was possessive and shooed other boys away with his stares. He didn’t want to change partners. He liked you, you understood him.
Little did you know, Jimin had noticed all the little things you did ever since you got paired up. He noticed the small, shy smile you give when people clap after your performance, he noticed the red rose tints in your cheeks whenever he came up and talked to you. He noticed that you didn’t like sweat, at all, and that you always brought an extra pair of clothes with you
He stared at the black razorback that was showing through your sheer white shirt. He shook his head, stopping and scolding himself for thinking about any impure thoughts.
“I knew you could do it” You jumped up at the sound of his voice, quickly running over to the speaker to pause your music, “Now, come eat. Then we can continue” You nod shyly as you made your way over
“So” He munched on his sandwich, “You don’t need any more tips, you have it down perfectly. At least, your part of it. Now all we have to do is try it together and hope for the best that our footwork lines up” he smiles.
“I really like your smile” you mumbled out. Well, that came out of nowhere.
“What?” he asked, almost choking on the piece of bread, “N-Nothing!” You shoved the sandwich into your mouth, hoping that you wouldn’t say any more embarrassing things. He giggled at how cute you were. He held his hand to your mouth. You stared at him with wide eyes and he stopped mid-way when he realized what he was doing. He quickly moved his hand away, “S-Sorry, you had a bit of mayo on your cheek…” You quickly rummage around your bag for a tissue, wiping off the leftover residue on your mouth.

Practicing with Jimin really helped you and him become great friends. The performance day was coming up and you and Jimin had his one in the bag. You practiced almost every day, making sure that everything was perfect. By this time, you didn’t hide your feelings for him anymore. He really warmed up and opened up to you and you gladly accepted it. He had a fun personality. You almost scolded yourself for judging him by the way he acts without even talking to him first. You didn’t deny the fact that you had a crush on Jimin. You also didn’t deny the fact that you thought maybe he liked you too and that something would develop from those feelings. But, you had to shove them down for now because it wasn’t time to be confessing. Especially when a performance is so close.
“Y/n! Wait up!” Jimin called after you. You turned around and he collided into you, “oh! Sorry!”
“It’s fine” You laughed as you brushed yourself off, “what’s up Jimin?”
“Are you… can you hang out right now?”
“umm” you check the time on your phone, you didn’t have to go home right away. You much rather spend your free time with Jimin, “Yeah, I can”
“Great.” He pulled you by your hand and led you down the road to a close by shop. He got you your favourite food and you both sat outside on a bench. It was a nice day. It was warm out and the sky was clear, allowing you to view the beautiful sunset. Jimin pulled off a move on you and slipped his arm around your shoulder. You happily accepted, resting your head into the crook of his neck. He was happy when he was with you. But he knew that it wasn’t the best time to confess to you now, but he would. After the performance.


“Jimin and y/n please” Your instructor called. You both stood up, this is the day you have been practicing your heart out for. You both gave smiles at each other before the music started. As soon as the first beats played, you and Jimin turned into completely different people. You moved as one, making your performance swift and gentle. People clapped and shouted, cheering you guys on. You smiled at Jimin once the dance was over, still holding his hand in yours.
He invited you out one Saturday, you were sitting by the window of your favourite café.

“Y/n” He broke your train of thoughts and you gazed up at him. You gave him a questionable look and he looked down shyly, “We’ve been hanging out for a while now, and you’re a really great person, and I really appreciate everything you’ve done for me and-” you giggled, “Jimin, what are you doing? You sound like you’re moving away and you’re never going to see me again”
“What? N-No… that’s not what I meant to- I mean, I just… I really like you” his cheeks heated up at the sudden confession, he was waiting for an answer and grew more impatient and worried the longer you stayed quiet.
“What do you mean?” He stared up at you. Did you really not get his confession? He shrugged it off and tried again, “I like you, like, Love-like you…”
You surprised yourself when you realized you were being so oblivious. You took  his hand in yours, “Jimin, I like you too” you gave him a gentle smile and he wished he could hide the goofy grin on his face, but he couldn’t. He was too happy to.
“So does this mean you’ll be my girlfriend?”
You nod shyly and he jumps up into the air, not caring about the other customers in the shop. You giggle at his sudden outburst. He quickly takes you outside taking you by the hand, intertwining them, “I’ll be the best boyfriend ever, I promise”

~Admin Luna

dp753  asked:

How about one where Emma is a ballet dancer at an art school and Regina is her teacher getting her ready for a Swan Lake audition!

Thanks for the prompt! Unedited because I’m lazy

Also, nsfw

The first time she sees Regina Mills, it’s at the local Starbucks down the street from campus. Emma had just finished her second class of the day when she collides into something solid, caramel frappuccino in hand, and nearly falls on her ass before a hand lurches forward and grabs her shoulder.

“Watch where you’re going,” the woman scolds, holding onto her own brand of caffeine like it’s her lifeline. Emma simply stares at her – this woman she’d almost spilled her frappuccino all over, and she doesn’t even care that the lady probably has no idea what it means to be polite.

Because Emma is pretty sure she’s never seen anyone more beautiful in her life.

A delicate eyebrow arches up when Emma still hasn’t moved. “Is there something you need? Or are you going to stand there and gawk at me all day?”

“Oh.” Emma blinks. She doesn’t realize she’s blushing until she moves away. “Right. Sorry.”


That’s it. That’s all this woman says before she’s literally strutting to the door, ignoring Emma’s existence altogether with her ridiculously pristine heels and perfectly coiffed hair.

And okay. So it doesn’t really matter that this lady is like, the very definition of hot, with a body any dancer would kill for. Because apparently she’s also a mega bitch.

She just… never expects the two to go hand in hand in ballet.

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