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Um, hi! I’m Steven! Steven Universe.

Sorry to interrupt your blogging, but I’ve got something super important to say! I promise it won’t take long, so just hear me out, okay? 

I just wanted to say… 

well done. 

I know sometimes life might be hard! Trust me, I know all about that, and.. sometimes, you might think you can’t get up in the morning, or you don’t feel like eating orr doing anything, but.. you’re still here. You’re fighting through the hard times, you’re still going, even though it’s super tough, and i’m so proud of you guys for that!

Sometimes, your own mind can tell you some pretty bad stuff, that you’re not special or important, but that’s not true. You’re totally important! You’re a human being! You’re unique in every way. No-one in the universe is like you, you’re the only you there’ll ever be, isn’t that cool? Don’t let other people get you down. 

If things are hard right now, it’s okay to take a break, you need to look after yourself. drink some water, take a nap, just take the world one step at a time. It’s not always going to be easy, but there’ll always be someone out there who cares, and.. well, I care, too! 

Take care of yourselves, okay? You guys are super important. You all make the Earth worth protecting!

I guess that’s it, really. Thanks for listening.

Bye! I love you!

Confession time:

If you are following me for inspiration from someone who has it all together, you are going to be sorely disappointed.

I suck.

I put myself down and skip the gym. I order pizza when I had to work 9 hours then head straight to the grocery store.

I physically cannot eat a grape that is even slightly squishy.

I hate avocados.

I look in the mirror and I hate what I see.

But some days that girl staring back is strong and motivated and wants kale.

Some days I want to train for a marathon and some I want to take a 11 hour long bubble bath.

I guess what I am trying to say is that I am not perfect and I don’t want anyone to ever think that!

I fail and I fail big. I’m not here to be an inspiration, just a partner in the journey.

I need you guys more than you will ever need me!

I’m finally getting over a cold I’ve had the past four days or so, ugh. Well I have some more energy today and I wanted to design some new Digimon! I’ve been kicking around an idea for an apple themed Digimon (like the fruit, not the company) but I wasn’t sure how to start the idea. But just today I thought - hey, worms eat apples! Or they do so in fiction a lot. So I started with Wormmon.

Malumon is a Wormmon subspecies that burrow into apples to protect their soft, fleshy bodies. They use the long leafy stem of the apple in place of antenna, and it provides a bit of shade. They’re quite timid Digimon.

Galamon is an insect Digimon that has merged with the apple. They are quite able fighters and are sturdy on land and in the air. Usually friendly, if you try to take a bite out of Galamon they will attack! Galamon takes cues from Honeybeemon and Mothmon. And yes, there’s the Apple (company) logo on their head, I had to.

So for further evolutions… There’s a lot of apple symbolism in our world. I wanted to do something with Idun, the Norse goddess of apples. But then there’s also the apple in the Garden of Eden… there’s a lot of apple stuff and I just need to organize the ideas in a way that makes sense to me. Which I will - just not now! I’m tired :P

anonymous asked:

What diet do you think works the best?

Hi baby! Well I’ve been on sooo many that hasn’t worked :/ the one that I am on right know actually works for me :D so it’s ofc the one I’m gonna suggest. So since I’m a binge-eater and eating will make me want to eat more and more. I only eat lunch (since i always have lunch with friends and have to).

Cut out all white-flour and sugar and ONLY eat veggies and fruit :) you can eat how much veggies you want to, if you want it throughout the day or just 1 meal like me, that’s fine UwU

this will not make you gain weight! So I eat some veggies to lunch and that’s it. Keep away from bread, pasta, rice, chocolates and all other junk food. Exercise for about 30 minutes a day and you’re all set for success. Wish you all the best

anonymous asked:

What if a human from earth ended up in the Zelda world and has just been running around for months scavenging food, fighting monster not finding any one. tell sidon finds them fighting monsters and breaking there sad little stick barely able to beat them. They look like hell bloody, bruised and starved then they see him and start freaking out begging for there life because everything they meet wants to eat them or some shit. How would Sidon react? what would he do? (Sorry it's super long thanks)

Hmm this is the first time I’ve ever gotten an ask like this. It’s a really cool concept!

-Mod Pinks

Human s/o from Earth found (Sidon)

  • He is so confused.
  • Honestly thinks they’re a hylian until he sees their ears and realizes oh dear.
  • He is used to hearing people think that when they first come across him, but from the way they’re barely surviving, he knows this is different. More desperate. More fear.
  • Kneels down, keeps his voice soft as he tells them that he does not plan to eat or harm them
    • Instead, he asks if they need help, tentatively stretching his hand out for them to take.
  • Willing to wait there for hours if need be to get them help-he’s so concerned by their state, and using a stick as a weapon, they aren’t going to last.
  • They accept his help when they pass out- starvation, desperation, everything- just catching up to them at once. 
    • BB shark has to rush to catch them.
  • Immediately takes them to the healer in the Zora Domain, does his best to care for them until they come to.
  • When they do, he and the King have a few questions for them
  • Is fascinated by the idea of another world of new people
    • Asks so many questions
  • Teaches them to survive
    • Shooting, fighting, etc

i just queued a picture of reaper bird and when i went to tag them of course “reaper tale” came up in my list of suggested tags and of course i love that au but what about another reaper tale except it’s just a story that’s in reaper bird’s pov

like it could be body horrory or angsty, but it’s probably most about wanting to eat chisps and being happy about being around their family again.  everyman’s probably there a lot

maybe this reaperbirdtale is like about there being no chisps in the house they live in post pacifist so they go to the store and creep people out but then they make some friends along the way and buy a fuckload of snacks and then everyman’s head turns into butterflies and they spell out “BFF”

Fyi

I just wanted to make a post really quick about my diet recently.

I have been eating about 700 Cals a day or more right now and burning off at least 300 a day.
I haven’t been feeling tired and for the most part I eat things from coffee, fruit smoothies, seafood, sushi, and even some sweets.
So I really don’t restrict too much as of late. I haven’t felt the desire to. I’m content with my body right now

Yea I wish I was 90 but it’s not an option right now.

anonymous asked:

look it is my headcanon that Prompto would've been top of the class in stuff like Science and Math if he didn't get distracted easily and wasn't overlooked by education. Also even if he can only lift that Great sword just long enough to slam it down he's still hella strong okay? He could probably smash your kneecap by kicking you if he wanted to, he's just too sweet and gentle to go all out like the other bros do-Tea

I feel like sometimes Prompto’s MT side shows itself, because some of his lines make me pause whenever I hear them. For example “We’re alive! Let’s celebrate by eating something dead!” or “Ooh a headbashing!” and I just sit there for a few seconds like whaat? Because like you said he is more sweet and gentle then his bros but then he says that and I get so confused, so I’ve decided that’s his MT side kinda sticking out.

I read the Homeric Hymn to Demeter to my mom (who is very Demeter herself) and on the Persephone speech she said “uhh she is lying to her momma! She totally wanted to stay with her husband”. And then I showed her some pictures of ancient vases and she was like “just look how he stares at her! Look how she stares at him! She is so majestic! Nah the pomegranate eating was totally willing”.
😂

anonymous asked:

I know this is probably an unpopular opinion, but sometimes I hate it when people follow the boys in their off time. Like, Jaebumie went to get coffee and there are a million pics from a dozen angles, some really close up, and I want him to be able to go out & just be. I know idol life is like this, & I know GOT7 can handle it, but it just irks me that they aren't always treated as full people who deserve space & privacy.

yea i agree with u m’sweetheart :-/ i think the line, or maybe boundary is a better word, between idol and fan has become so blurred that fans really think they can just follow idols wherever they go and take pics even when they’re just grabbing something to eat or trying to relax??? yknow it used to be you didn’t know where idols, or music artists in general, would be and you wouldn’t be able to see them unless you went to a fanmeeting/fansign, a music program taping or a concert so basically official professional arranged events but now social media makes it so easy for info to get around quickly and people to find out where idols are and it’s just taken away idk the appropriateness of fans?? yknow there’s nothing wrong with taking pictures at a fansign bc you’ve paid to be there and it’s a professional setting where it’s been set up for you to meet the idols like that’s the point of the event but to approach them and follow them in a non-professional setting where they are not obliged to like interact with you is just too far like their job isn’t 24/7 they deserve to relax and chill out and they can’t when people constantly know their location?? and that’s why i get a lil mad when fans who basically stalked idols are like “they barely talked to us and didn’t take pics with us they were so rude!! >:(” and im like you weren’t supposed to fucking be there?? they weren’t there to talk to you or take pictures with you, that was their down-time with friends or family and you’ve intruded on that?? just because you’ve bought an album or been to a concert doesn’t mean they owe you their time outside of work as well like as you said they are people too!!

I just got home. I haven’t eaten my lunch yet. I went to Xavier by past 10 AM to meet the med peeps. We were supposed to measure the BMI of the faculty of School of Education. Right then I realized how little did they communicate with the department. They hadn’t procured the letter. Good thing that the teachers were accommodating even though they’re busy grading. We got five respondents. I then went to Infinitea before lunch. There was no food available yet so I only had tea. I ordered dark choco mint frappe but when I sipped the drink, I didn’t taste any mint. Was there really mint? I wrote then after two hours I took of to the mall to buy a card reader. I wanted to eat at Jollibee but decided not to since I am saving. Oh the irony. I went home and now nibbling some bananas. By the way, I noticed a lovely girl who just cried. She was trying to hold back her tears while on the jeepney. I looked at her and even took glimpses while on the road. I wanted to ask if she’s okay (obviously not Carl) or comfort her but I didn’t. I was far from her seat and she would just find me creepy. Also, Thyro’s Kiss Never Let Me Go is on repeat. It’s a nice song.

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i don’t even know what to say, thankyou so much for your support. pardon my absence for this little while, school work can sometimes just take over and i can’t figure a way of getting back. this took quite a while, but its totally worth it for you pals. I love hearing from you and being in this community, so once again- thankyou  ★~(◡‿◡✿) *new merged download link at the bottom*


Veggie Jumpas’

a selection of comfy winter tops, featuring a few shoutouts to the veggies.they say:

1. “grass fed” 2. “veggie-saurus” 3.”vegan” 4.”eating veggies for christmas” 5.”vegetarian” 6.”#veganpower” -this is the one in the preview.

new mesh. suitable for all genders ❤

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Big Belted Bad Boy Jeans

featuring holes, wOw!1 to give you those chilly legs this winter

suitable for all genders ❤

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Swishy Skirts

i just wanted something simple that you can wear with some tights, 

suitable for all genders ❤

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Smile for a While matte lipsticks

i wanted a cute lil’ selection of weird colours. voila!

i think you’ll need get together. 

suitable for all genders ❤

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There are lots of ways to eat a pine tree.

Entrance Level: pine needles! If you’re weeksauce, you can take a handful of young needles, crush them up, and put them in boiling water to make a tea (a tisane, if you’re an asshole). The flavor is fresh and green and tastes pleasant when sweetened. If you’re hardcore and just want to eat a tree for the hell of it, you can just strip off some needles with your teeth and chew on them while maintaining eye contact with your foe. Good source of vitamin C, so be sure to bring a glade of pine trees with you on sea voyages to prevent scurvy.

Beginner Level: pine nuts! They’re technically seeds, not nuts, so few people are allergic to them. Most pines produce stupid, tiny seeds that aren’t worth the trouble, but if you find species with larger seeds, fucking go to town. They’re amazing. Eat them raw or roast them and put them in everything.

Intermediate level: pine pollen cones! In spring and early summer, male trees produce pollen cones. I guess you can use the pollen as a cooling ingredient, but you can also just bite them off the tree raw. It’s not great, but it’s not terrible. It’s also roughly equivalent to eating a tree’s…. male reproductive material.

Hardcore level: pine bark! If you strip bark from a tree, you’ve sentenced it to death, so don’t do it unless the tree is going to be killed anyway. Don’t murder a tree just to eat its skin… that’s weird. But, if a pine tree has been cut down, you can strip off the bark and eat the inner layer. If it’s hard and brown and crusty, don’t fucking eat that. The inner layer closest to the wood of the tree is softer and pale and moist. If you separate that from the outer bark, you can fry it up and eat it like a potato chip.

Inhuman level: pine wood. Humans can’t actually eat pine wood. You could be the first… I guess…. I won’t stop you from trying.

I was 13 when someone asked me what I wanted to be when I was older. I replied with simply - “rich”. I was 16 when someone asked me again what I wanted in the future and who I wanted to be. I know everyone expected me to say “rich” or I wanted to be a Doctor, Lawyer or Teacher, just like I once would have. But in the space of 3 years I had learned more and more about life, and who I wanted to be. I learned that some things cannot be taught in the classroom. It is in the heartbreak and healing that we learn the most. It is in the different cities and countries that we learn about different cultures and the world. It is in the late nights with friends sitting on the porch eating cold pizza, that we learn life isn’t always bad. It’s in the feeling we get when we are about to board the plane to go to another country, that we learn happiness is not just a boy calling you back after ignoring you for days, but in the beauty of the world. I had learned in the space of 3 years that life can be kind, cruel but also beautiful. I had learned that travelling to places outside the silly and boring town that I lived in can be refreshing for the soul. So, ask me again what I want to be when I’m older and I will tell you that I want to be a lover of the world, and not a lover of money.
—  i-wonder-lust 
Mystic Messenger: Korean Phrases/Translations Clarification

After browsing the “Mystic Messenger” tag on Tumblr, I’ve just wanted to clear some possible confusion or misunderstandings about certain phrases the characters use that arose from the translation.

1. Did you eat?
When we use this phrase in Korean (informally: 밥 먹었어?) we sometimes do mean the literal translation of “Did you eat?” However, most of the time we don’t literally mean to ask if you ate or not nor are we usually interested in what you actually ate unless we specify. This is more of a phrase similar to the English “How are you?” The phrase “Did you eat?” is just a way to check up on someone’s wellbeing or how someone is doing.

2. Zen’s real name (Hyun Ryu/류현)
I wasn’t sure if I had to clarify this but I saw some fan-made content spelling his name as “Hyunryu” or “Hyun-ryu.” Zen’s first name is just Hyun (현) while his last name is Ryu (류), so in the Western style of first name-last name, his full name would be Hyun Ryu, while in the Korean style with the family name first, it would be Ryu Hyun (류현). I understand the confusion about this since his name is only one character while most Korean names are two characters. (Actually this isn’t rare or anything as I have plenty of friends with one character names)

3. Zen’s “babe”
Haha this translation was comical and slightly awkward for me. In the game, every time Zen refers to you as babe, honey, sweetie, etc, in Korean he is actually referring to you as “jagi” or 자기. This is actually a very fond and endearing way of referring to someone or of saying “you” (basically, the same thing as the Japanese “anata”) For example, my parents call each other jagi. This expression is usually so endearing that not all non-married couples refer to each other this way. Personally, I’ve never called someone or been called jagi before but I know some friends who call their significant others jagi even though they’re not married so in the end it’s just preference and how lovey-dovey you are. In my opinion the most accurate English translation for this word or phrase is “dear” or “honey” although there is no 100% proper English translation of this word/phrase as the English language does not have different ways of referring to people based on your relationship with them. In any case, “babe” is fine too but I just wanted to clarify that what he actually says has a more fonder and deeper undertone. However, even in the early phone calls in the Common Route, Zen still refers to you as “jagi” sometimes even though you’re not in any romantic relationship yet so my initial impression of him was “Wow this guy is a total flirt.” ^^;;

4. “Lovely Zen”
I started playing the game in English first because that was the default setting for my game and I didn’t know you could change the language to Korean until later on, so when the option came up to call Zen “Lovely Zen” or “Zenny Zen” I was kind of flustered because it kind of sounded so awkward. You wouldn’t actually call someone “Lovely ______” in real life, right? But after I changed my game language to Korean, it all made sense. Every time a nickname for Zen comes up, you are actually calling him oppa or Zen-oppa (오빠/젠오빠). I’m sure if you’re even a little bit interested in Korean culture, you would already know that this is either a way for a female to call a male that’s older than her, or for a younger female to call her older boyfriend. In the latter, romantic sense, this term is also pretty endearing but definitely not as deep as “jagi.” For example, my ex-boyfriend was one year older than me so technically I should have called him oppa or (his name)-oppa. However, since we both live in America, it’s not that enforced and I didn’t really like calling him oppa casually since I’m used to calling my older male cousins oppa so it was just weird for me. Still, sometimes if I wanted to cheer him up or something and I called him oppa, then I remember he would get really happy and kind of embarassed, just like how in one of the chats, Zen said he felt his heart skip a beat one of the first times you called him “Lovely Zen.”

This last thing is just my opinion so I hope people don’t take too much offense or see me as narrow-minded.

5. In fan-made content: “nii-san” or “baka” (형, 바보)
I love Mystic Messenger so any fanart or imagines I see, I love looking at and reading them but when I see English comics or short stories of the Choi twins and Seven says something like “Listen to nii-san” to Saeran or of one of the RFA members calling someone else “baka”, it’s just a little strange for me. Remember, all the characters in this game are Korean so instead of “nii-san,” they would say “hyung (형)” and instead of “baka” they would say “babo (바보).” If the content was originally in Japanese, then I would understand using nii-san or baka but if the content is originally in English I think it would be nice if they portrayed the characters as sticking to their roots and using the proper Korean terms. Mystic Messenger is not an anime and is not related to Japan at all >.<

If you read everything, as always 감사합니다~^^

paying rent and doing laundry to celebrate halloween because adult responsibilities are spooky scary

Some Things Kent Parson Has Said to the Rookies While Drunk:

1. “My cat is more beautiful than all of you ugly fuckers combined and if you don’t think so then everyone can suck it and get out of my house,” then proceeded to cry into a random rookie’s arms for no particular reason.

2. “I just want to eat cereal out of the Cup again. I ask for so little–” (”Parser, you said if your future spouse doesn’t buy you a ring with a diamond that’s bigger than your face, you’ll blow your brains out.”) “……Get out of my house.” 

3. “See that guy over there? I’m going to climb him like a tree. Hold my drink.” (“No, Parser–”) “If I don’t come out of the bathroom in ten minutes, assume that I’ve died by dick–” (“Jesus, I’m taking you home.”)

4. “Fuck, I have to dance. It’s Britney. This is my moment.” (”Kent, please don’t–” Kent slaps the rookie’s hands away.) “My loneliness is killing me–don’t fucking touch me, James–

5. (Post-bar hopping. A rookie is petting Kent’s hair, hoping that he’ll go to sleep soon, but Kent shoots right up for a brief moment.) “You guys are the best teammates a guy can ask for. Thanks for taking me home. Please don’t leave me alone. I love everyone. Except you, James. But only because you used all my Nutella and put the jar back. You think I wouldn’t notice? What the fuck, man.”

BONUS +1, at the Parson-Mashkov wedding:
“You know, the diamond he got wasn’t the size of my face. But that’s okay, because he’s got a huge–” ( “Okay, Parser, we know, your husband has a huge fucking dick. Congrats.”) “What? No. I was going to say, ‘huge heart.’ You fucking sickos. Stop thinking about my husband’s penis.” (”We weren’t.”) “It is pretty fucking big though.” (”God, Parser, why would you–” All rookies and Kent chug their drinks.)

Humans are animals that at the end of the day just want to eat, have sex and die and then here we are with our society just making it complicated. I mean we’re born with evolutionary instincts that are telling us to eat, mate and give up when our bodies slowly start to shut down and for some reason we live for 70 years. Who even knows? So don’t worry about the little things, ‘cause they’re all just constructs created by modern society.
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@danisnotonfire during his live show on the 10th of January 2017

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