i just want to cry now freaking a

° • ? ( QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ What are you doing? ❜
❛ Where are you going? ❜
❛ Where are you taking me? ❜
❛ How is that working out for you? ❜
❛ Is everything okay? ❜
❛ Why are you acting like this? ❜
❛ You think I would lie to you? ❜
❛ Are you telling the truth? ❜
❛ Are you sure you want to do this? ❜
❛ This is your bright idea of a plan? ❜
❛ What else do you want me to do? ❜
❛ What else can I do? ❜
❛ What do you think I should do? ❜
❛ What makes you think that? ❜
❛ Who told you that? ❜
❛ Who are you? ❜
❛ Why are you here? ❜
❛ Who invited you? ❜
❛ How come you ever asked me? ❜
❛ Did you really mean all those things you said? ❜
❛ Why did you have to go? Why did you have to leave? ❜
❛ Why is it so hard for you to see that? ❜
❛ Why don’t you understand? ❜
❛ What don’t you understand? ❜
❛ Are you joking? ❜
❛ Did I miss anything? ❜
❛ You don’t remember? ❜
❛ Did you really say all that stuff about me? ❜
❛ Did you think I would forget? ❜
❛ How can you sit there and say that? ❜
❛ How do you even sleep at night? ❜
❛ Are you coming or not? ❜
❛ Am I the only one freaked out right now? ❜
❛ Are you laughing or crying? ❜
❛ Who did this to you? ❜
❛ Did someone hurt you? ❜
❛ Is it just me or are you, like, ignoring me? ❜
❛ You want me to apologize for something you did? ❜
❛ Are you going to kiss me or not? ❜
❛ Aren’t you the one who said it though? ❜
❛ So, you don’t like me like that? ❜
❛ Where do we go from here? ❜
❛ Are you being serious right now? ❜
❛ How was I supposed to know that? ❜
❛ Oh, is that a challenge? ❜
❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜
❛ Are you going to let me go now? ❜
❛ Are we done now? ❜
❛ Why didn’t just ask me? ❜
❛ You’re going to believe them over me? ❜
❛ How can possibly think that? ❜
❛ Did you even miss me? ❜
❛ Did anyone even notice that I was gone? ❜
❛ Why do you go around and kiss everyone? ❜
❛ Did you kill them? ❜
❛ Who’s blood is that? Is that your blood? ❜
❛ Do you think this is a game? ❜
❛ Are you having doubts? ❜
❛ Why haven’t you been at school/work? ❜
❛ Is there something going on that you need to tell me? ❜
❛ You said you wanted to talk? ❜
❛ What am I supposed to do? ❜
❛ What did you expect to happen? ❜
❛ How long you think you can keep this act up? ❜
❛ You don’t like me? Do you? Like in a more than a friend way? ❜
❛ Is that what everyone is saying now? ❜
❛ Who do I remind you of? ❜
❛ Are you hungry? Want to go get something to et? ❜
❛ Are you drunk? ❜
❛ Are you lost? ❜
❛ What’s so great about any of that anyway? ❜
❛ Are you even listening to yourself? ❜
❛ What are you going to do about it, huh? ❜
❛ What are you staring at? ❜
❛ What are you doing out here? ❜
❛ Why did you call the police? ❜
❛ Wait, do you hear that? ❜
❛ Why don’t you tell me anything? ❜
❛ Hey, did you get me anything? ❜
❛ Why didn’t you come over last night? ❜
❛ What did you find out? ❜
❛ Can I stay here for the night? ❜
❛ Are you throwing rocks at my window? ❜
❛ Are you crying? ❜
❛ What are you laughing at me? ❜
❛ Are you laughing at me? ❜
❛ Do you not understand the word no? ❜
❛ Is that it? Is that all? ❜
❛ Are you in some kind of trouble? ❜
❛ Yeah, but, you have me. So why bother? ❜
❛ What’s love got to do with it? ❜
❛ This is where we kiss, right? ❜
❛ Do you ever not just only think about yourself? ❜
❛ Are going to leave me again? ❜
❛ What’s wrong with that? ❜
❛ Do you have anything you need to say to me? ❜
❛ I think I’m going to puke. Is there a trash can in here? ❜
❛ You really don’t know why I’m mad at you? ❜
❛ Why do you treat me like I’m not important to you? ❜
❛ Why are you telling me this?
❛ Are you ready? ❜
❛ What’s with all the questions? ❜
❛ I thought this is what you wanted? ❜
❛ Where do you think you’re going with this? ❜
❛ You’re just going to leave? ❜
❛ Do you trust me? ❜
❛ You love me? Or you think you love me? ❜
❛ When will it ever stop? ❜
❛ Do you think it’ll ever go away? ❜
❛ What are you doing this weekend? ❜
❛ You called for back up? ❜
❛ What did I just witness? ❜
❛ How do you cope when the one you love is with somebody else? ❜
❛ Have you ever thought it? ❜
❛ Are you wearing a wire? ❜
❛ Is there something wrong? ❜
❛ Is it something I said or something I did? ❜
❛ What’s wrong? I thought that it was okay? ❜
❛ Are you going to hold that against me forever? ❜
❛ So, tell me, what else is new? ❜
❛ You never actually cared, did you? ❜
❛ You went to a party without me? ❜
❛ Why wasn’t I invited? ❜
❛ Do you think that’s a little fucked up? ❜
❛ Oh, so you do speak? ❜
❛ Do you think it’s really worth it in the end? ❜
❛ How many more times do I have to tell you? ❜
❛ You didn’t think that it would bother me? ❜
Dialogue Prompt List 2

You can use these for your own stories, or you can request one for me to do. If there’s any specific stories you want me to do with the prompts you choose, let me know in the request.
If you do choose to do one of these prompts, tag me in it so I can read it!


1. “I feel like I’m losing my damn mind.”

2. “Gah! Why are you so cold? Get off of me you icicle!”

3. “Marry me?”

4. “God, I was so worried!” “I was only gone for five minutes!”

5. “Please don’t shut me out.”

6. “I can’t believe you haven’t noticed. I’m screaming for someone to notice, to help me, and yet no one does!”

7. “Who the hell do you think you are?”

8. “This is going to hurt, I’m so sorry.”

9. “Who did this to you?”

10. “I’m gonna kill him!”

11. “Cuddle me you weirdo.”

12. “I’m pregnant.”

13. “Are you…crying? You? Mister/Miss, ‘I don’t cry, I’m tough as hell’?”
“Oh shut up, we all have our weaknesses!”

14. “You’re part of the family now, don’t ever think you’re not.”

15. “Breathe, can you do that for me?”

16. “I’m a burden to you!”

17. “I’m better off dead.” “You’re better off alive, with me.”

18. “You’re beautiful, and if anyone says that you’re not, know that they’re damn well wrong.”

19. “You’re warm, s'great for cuddling.”

20. “Send help, the kids are out of control!”

21. “C'mere you sexy thing!”

22. “I, um, might’ve gone a little bit overboard on the shopping.” “A little bit?!”

23. “You did this all for me?” “No, I did this for Jeffrey across the street. Yes I did this for you!”

24. “What the hell is happening to me?”

25. “You aren’t dreaming, look, I’m here, this is real.”

26. “There’s so much blood, it won’t come off!”

27. “Woah, slow down, what’s going on?”

28. “I’m so lucky to have you.”

29. “You mess with her/him, you mess with me.”

30. “That’s it, you’re staying here until I can get this sorted.” “But I–” “No buts!”

31. “I don’t want to sleep alone tonight.”

32. “I love you, you know that right?”

33. “I’m coming to get you, stay there.”

34. “Okay, so don’t freak out, but I got flour everywhere…”

35. “Is it supposed to look like that?” “I think so?” “Is that a question or a statement?”

36. “Woah, I never knew you had a tattoo!”

37. “Are you safe?” “I-I don’t know.”

38. “S/he deserves better than me.”

39. “We’re more than just friends and you know it.”

40. “It’s me! It’s me! Calm down, baby, please.”

41. “What have you been doing? Actually, don’t answer that, I don’t want to know.”

42. “Is the movie too scary? I can stop it if you want and we could watch something else.”

44. “Touch her again, and I’ll kill you.” “Will you? Because last time I checked, petty threats don’t do shit, ____. They just piss me off more.”

45. “You don’t mess with my family.”

46. “What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”

47. “Please don’t leave me.”

48. “Did you just slap my ass?” “Actually, I firmly grasped it.” “Did you just quote Spongebob?

49. “Beautiful.”

50. “Let her/him go, please! I’m the one you want!” “Oh really now? What can you do for me?”

51. “I’ve got you, you’re safe now.”

52. “And you didn’t think to tell me about this until now?” “I didn’t think it was that important…”

53. “I can’t carry on this way anymore, I can’t live like this.”

54. “You know if you wanted sex, you could’ve just asked.”

55. “Stop freaking out, you’re making me freak out! And I’m the level headed one of the house!”

56. “Please don’t do this, your family needs you, your friends need you, I need you.”

57. “You can’t hide from me!”

58. “Well this is a nice change of scenery.” “_____, we’re in a prison cell.” “I was being sarcastic.”

59. “How sweet, sacrificing yourself for her, when did you get a heart?”

60. “Um, I don’t think that what you’re doing is legal, so if you could just let me go, that would be great.”

61. “I thought you said you knew where we were going.”
“Yeah I lied.”

62. “Shit, you’re freezing, let’s get you warmed up, alright?”

63. “What happened to me?”

64. “I’m not letting you sleep on the floor, get up here.”

65. “It’s not like I’m some broken vase that you can just glue back together and then expect that everything will be okay again! It doesn’t work like that!”

66. “Everything I’ve done is for you, you’re the only thing in the world that matters to me.”

67. “Are you seriously stuck right now?” “Don’t just stand there! Help me!”

68. “I can’t do the things that you can do.”

69. “Please don’t post that, no!” “Oops, too late.”

70. “What game is that?”

71. “I said create a distraction, not this!”

72. “We’re in public, stop that.”

73. “I had some food from your fridge, I hope you don’t mind.”

74. “Hand over the girl.” “That’s not gonna happen in your lifetime.”

75. “Can you stop poking me?!” “I’m not poking you.”

76. “I’ve already told you this, we’re not killing anyone!”

77. “I’m about seventy five percent sure that this bridge won’t break.”
“Only seventy five?!”

78. “I need you to be my girlfriend for about five minutes.”

79. “I don’t need protecting!”

80. “You know they’re going to use the things you love against you.”

81. “It’s locked!” “You mean we’re stuck in here?”

82. “Shut up.” “I didn’t say anything.” “I don’t care, shut up.”

83. “Hey! I was watching that!”

84. “I thought they’d killed you, I’m glad I thought wrong.”

85. “Not now, I’m busy.”
“But it’s been so long!”

You have to tell me (Zach Dempsey, 13 Reasons)

The tapes were a complex situation to say the least. Zach Dempsey knew everyone’s dirty laundry. He did and everyone’s tape varied in how much it weighed on him. Justin’s second tape, that was shitty. He had to admit he didn’t look at his friend the same way anymore. Zach, he had a girlfriend now. He’d been talking to her for months until she finally agreed to go out with him. Quiet, but in theater and dance, Y/N never really wanted to date jocks. He pursued her for a while.

She had the wrong class with him, biology. Watching him in the class was captivating. He was so engrossed in the material and it was obvious he loved it more than basketball. She’d gotten stuck at basketball games because her friends would want to go. She’d seen how good Zach was. Probably the best on the entire team. But there was a look in his eyes that he got when he learned more about biology. AP biology was the only advanced placement class he took.

That’s when she knew he was different. After being made table partners in biology, she noticed him staring at her during tests and other activities where the teacher wasn’t lecturing. He started sitting with her at lunch. At first her friends stayed, but then they moved over a table, leaving the two of them alone. His friends watched from afar, with huge grins on their faces. She didn’t really know what Zach Dempsey’s intentions were.

He seemed different, but at the same time, at times he would speak like any other jock would to a girl. She tried to bore him at first, it didn’t work. Even if she was completely silent, he would sit there, watching her eat, a slight smile on his face.

After two months of lunches like this, she opened up to him. She began to like him. He began to sound like a person when he talked, rather than a fumbling idiot. And sooner rather than later she was his official girlfriend.

It was Tuesday, the day she and Zach would get together and study. Or ‘study’ depending on how much biology they had to work on. The last few Tuesdays had been weird. Usually, they’d get home right after school so they could beat her parents home, and they’d fool around. Right away, he’d get handsy. The last few Tuesday’s it hadn’t been like that. She had to initiate everything. He’d let her do some things to him, but he wouldn’t really do anything for her. On this Tuesday, she leaned in and kissed his neck, he didn’t really move and continued to read out of the biology textbook.

“Okay, I know I’ve gained weight. We just need to stop going for dessert so much. But am I really that gross? We haven’t been together that long. This is the honeymoon stage. We’re supposed to fool around. Like constantly.” Zach shut his book, laying back on the bed, looking more than beaten down.

“Not every couple’s the same- we don’t have to do stuff constantly.” He said, still reading out of the textbook. She felt herself turn bright red.

She backed away from him, cuddling up to a pillow at the head of the bed. He sighed, shutting his textbook.

“It’s not you, of course it’s not you. Come here.” He laid next to her, his arms snaking around her waist. He eventually moving to where he was on top of her, hovering.

“Is this okay?” He mumbled. She nodded, guiding his hands up her shirt. She didn’t respond verbally, she just ran her hands through his hair as he kissed down her neck. He suddenly rolled over, moving to sit on the edge of the bed and button up his shirt.

“Okay, you have to tell me what’s wrong, Zach. Do I bore you now? What’s wrong?” He was breathing heavily, but he wouldn’t look up at her.

“I just never want you to be overpowered. Or trapped.” His head was now buried in his hands. She couldn’t tell if he was crying or not.

“What are you talking about? If I was uncomfortable I would tell you.” She crawled over to him, wrapping her arms around his neck from behind.

“Promise me that.” He mumbled, interlacing his fingers with hers.

“I promise. But why are you freaking out about this all of a sudden?” She asked in almost a whisper.

“I’m huge, I’m 6'3 and your so small an-” she cut him off, letting out a breathy laugh.

“You’ve always been a tree, and I’ve always been small, compared to you. There’s something else going on.” She got off the bed and went to her desk, taking a makeup removing wipe and beginning to take all of her makeup off. She was simply finding something to do.

She didn’t know what to expect of his answer. She wondered if he knew how much this was eating at her.

“Y/N it’s not your fault. I don’t want to hurt you. I’m sorry if you don’t get it I-” she sighed, not understanding how he was so dense.

“You’re hurting me by not telling me what the hell is going on, Zach! You’ve been acting weird for weeks now.” Her eyes became watery.

She wasn’t sad, necessarily, but she had severe anxiety that would force her to tears at times. Whether she was sad, or nervous, or frustrated. Sometimes even if she was confused. This was one of those times. Zach knew she was getting anxious and concern filled his eyes as soon as he saw the tears.

“Hey, hey-” she turned her back to him sharply, bowing her head as she tried to catch her breath.

“Get out. Now. Leave.” She said, still not turning to look at him. He rubbed the back of his neck, not knowing what else to do.

“Okay, okay. I’m sorry. Some stuff has happened and I don’t know how to feel.” She felt herself softening. She sniffled, biting her lip as she regained her composure.

“Specifics.” She said simply. He rolled his eyes. He didn’t know how to tell her. But he knew he had to. He could feel her trust slipping through his fingers.

“It’s just- a friend of mine. I found out he raped a girl. Actually, he raped two. And it got me thinking- I just- I don’t know how I’d live with myself if I ever did something and you were uncomfortable. I love you. I hate the idea of hurting you.” She turned around, he wasn’t crying, but he was trembling.

She covered her mouth, tears spilling out of her eyes. Someone she likely knew was a rapist. She didn’t know what to think. Of course she was curious. Who the hell was the rapist among Zach’s friends?

She felt dirty, as it was true that she hung out with them quite frequently.

“You’re not a rapist, Zach. I’d tell you if I didn’t want to. You have to trust that I trust you. You have to trust yourself.” She took his hand and led him to sit on the edge of her bed.

She sat on his lap, hugging his head against her chest. She did this quite a lot. He said he loved hearing her heartbeat, that it made him feel less lonely.

“If you’re worried about consent, I give it to you every time. I’ve never been uneasy or wary about anything.” He let out a groan. She looked at him as he looked around.

He acted as if he was thinking about what to say next.

“What qualifies as consent? Words, I guess. But how else am I supposed to know for sure?” She smiled at him. It wasn’t a great topic, sure. But he cared. He was showing how much he cared and that was beautiful.

“I guess I don’t really know. But, do you know how many times I’ve shoved you off of me? A lot. But guess what?” She looked at him. He bit back a smile, probably thinking of how hormonal he could be at times. He mumbled for her to continue, his cheeks blushed over a bit.

“After I push you away, you don’t keep at it. You accept my answer. All the times I haven’t given consent, you’ve listened.” He smiled and she grabbed his face, making him look at her. She looked him in the eyes for a while.

“Maybe you’re trying to keep me out of this for my benefit but.. please tell me you’re going to report this. Or that someone has already reported it.” He looked away from her. How was he going to tell her that he’d given the evidence to the next person?

“I-I don’t have the evidence anymore. It’s this process. I wish I could tell you, but I can’t. It’ll come out, though. And if it doesn’t, I’ll- I’ll go to the police.” She smiled sadly at him, wrapping her arms around him. He would, she knew he would.

DIDNT KNOW ID GET TWO UP TODAY! Keep requesting all! If I haven’t responded to you, don’t think that I didn’t get them, I’m working on them all and have a lineup. There will be a part two of this to simply fill the request’s specifics more, so look for that. Thanks :)

Hamilton Characters as Things Said in Choir(Warning my choir is really salty)
  • Hamilton: [beatboxing in background] I will pitch slap you so hard- maybe then you'll be on the right key and good enough to compete with me-
  • Laurens: Oh I don't mind, I've been in a closet this long, what's a few more minutes gonna do?
  • Lafayette: Scold me like one of your French girls
  • Mulligan: LEARN TO YELL OR NO ONE WILL LOOK AT YOU CRAZY AND THATS REALLY BORING
  • Angelica: I wanna be nice to you, but then you start talking and I change my mind
  • Eliza: My feelings may be hurt but my voice is still turnt
  • Peggy: I may be low but my notes are high
  • Maria: Hmmm okay I'm hot you're not, but you can still help me cool down
  • Washington: I just wanted to sing a song, but now I'm a freaking bed to midgets
  • King George: PLACE A CROWN UPON MY HEAD FOR I AM THE KING OF LOOKING LIKE A GOD
  • Jefferson: Wow, your outfit is so sharp it made your voice sharp too good job hun
  • Madison: Guys the band is one upping us just by existing let's just end it now and cry about it together
  • Burr: Don't touch me, I might catch your inability to sing in the right key
DESCENDANTS 2 TRAILER

OKAY, SO, I JUST WATCHED THE DESCENDANTS 2 TRAILER NOW, AND I CAN’T SAY ANYTHING. I’M SPEECHLESS. (maybe not so much)

+ MAL’S BLONDE HAIR IS JUST SO PRETTY *u*

+ MAL CRYING JUST KILLED ME. THIS SCENE BROKE MY HEART SO BAD, THAT OMG

+ WHEN SHE SAID “I DON’T BELONG HERE”, I JUST WANTED TO HUG HER

+ IT WAS CLEAR THAT THEY WERE PUTTING TO MUCH PRESSURE ON HER, SHE WASN’T BEING WHO SHE WAS, AND SHE WAS DEVASTED

+ BEN DIDN’T HELP HER, AND THAT HURTED MY FEELINGS

+ SHE WAS MISSING BEING A VILLAN, WHEN SHE HADN’T TO BE PERFECT TO ANYONE AND SHE TOLD THAT TO CARLOS

+ EVIE’S FACE WHEN SHE TOLD BEN THAT MAL CAME BACK TO THE ISLE. I THINK SHE WAS REALLY WORRIED

+ THE WAY MAL SAYS “I’M BACK” AND UMA’S FACE AFTER THIS

+ UMA TALKING TO THE OTHER PIRATES (I’m still totally in love with her)

+ BEN REALIZES THAT IT WAS HIS FAULT. THANK GOD, BENNYBOO

+ HARRY HOOK

+ BEN WAS KIDNAPPED (come on guys, Ben can’t play villan, of course something like this would happen)

+ EVERYONE WANTS THAT FUCKING WAND, OMG (but this time, it was really simple to catch it, don’t you think? - or not, it’s just a trailer-)

+ MAL TELLING UMA THAT SHE’S A DRAMA QUEEN

+ UMA HAS A THRONE. A THRONE.

+ (Do you guys think that Gil has a crush on Uma, because I think he has)

+ THEY ALL LOOK SO GORGEOUS OMG

+ DUDE WEARING A LITTLE CARLOS CLOTHE, HOW CUTE IS THAT?

+ THE “ROTTEN TO THE CORE” THING

+ THE BONUS WITH EVIE AND MAL TALKING ABOUT MAL’S NEW HAIRSTYLE, AND JAYLOS ARE LIKE “SERIUOSLY?!”

+ THE WHOLE TRAILER. I’M SO EXCITED!

Sorry for freaking out. I can’t wait for this movie. 

But really, sorry. 

Love you guys <3

` ° * ✧ ° RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS PT 2.

❛ I wish that I could tell you. ❜
❛ You should have stayed. ❜
❛ Please don’t come looking for me. ❜
❛ Just get out of here. ❜
❛ I don’t know, I just don’t know. ❜
❛ Why did you come? ❜
❛ Do you think this is a game? ❜
❛ Can’t break something that was already broke. ❜
❛ Don’t fix something that isn’t broke. ❜
❛ Why can’t you just butt out?
❛ I don’t need your help. ❜
❛ I’m not here for you. ❜
❛ You’re never here for me when I need you. ❜
❛ Is that smell you? ❜
❛ Can you please just stop already. ❜
❛ I’m leaving you. ❜
❛ I just didn’t want you to come around. ❜
❛ Are you sure you’re okay alone? ❜
❛ No, no, no, no —- I just checked it last night. ❜
❛ Don’t worry, you’ll learn how to do it someday. ❜
❛ I think we are going to like each other a lot. ❜
❛ I just wanted to come and let you know. ❜
❛ So, what are you going to do, now that you know? ❜
❛ You have got to be fucking kidding me right now. ❜
❛ Do me a favor and shut up already. ❜
❛ Scratch the serial number off of it. ❜
❛ I’m not wearing a mask. ❜
❛ You act like it’s all my fault sometimes. ❜
❛ I’m here for your pity party. ❜
❛ You are in a lot of trouble, you know that right? ❜
❛ You aren’t allowed in here. ❜
❛ Who invited you? ❜
❛ You aren’t wanted around here anymore. Sorry. ❜
❛ I can’t keep covering for you. What’s going on? ❜
❛ Just tell me what’s wrong! Talk to me! ❜
❛ There’s so many things I would’ve done differently. ❜
❛ Stop crying about it and do something about it. ❜
❛ Stop looking for the things worth dying over and find the things worth living for. ❜
❛ So, prove them wrong. Thats the best way to do it. ❜
❛ Don’t need anyone who doesn’t need me. ❜
❛ Yeah, well, we all have our sob story so just save it. ❜
❛ Don’t cry over me or for me, I’m not worth it. ❜
❛ It isn’t cheating if you aren’t actually dating. ❜
❛ You know what? That’s a good idea. ❜
❛ You need to find someome better already. ❜
❛ I’m not listening to your bullshit right now. ❜
❛ Is that a freaking condom? ❜
❛ It smells like sour milk in here for crying out loud. ❜
❛ Am I really standing here witnessing this right now? ❜
❛ I’m not a bad influence if it’s always your ideas. ❜
❛ I never forced you to do anything. ❜
❛ Are you really walking out on me? ❜
❛ Come near me again and I’ll blow your head off. ❜
❛ Treat me like the princess that I am. ❜
❛ Just remember a lot of guys want what I’m letting you do right now. ❜
❛ How can you possibly be in love with two people at the same time? ❜
❛ Let’s just get out of here. ❜
❛ Shhh, I’m going to key his/her car. ❜
❛ There’s no one even here. ❜
❛ I’m just saying, it sounds like a bad idea. ❜
❛ Is that blood on your shirt? ❜
❛ Oh my God, are you bleeding?! ❜
❛ Jesus, don’t you ever get tired of doing that. ❜
❛ You know they throw people in Asylum’s for doing that. ❜
❛ You’re just looking for trouble, like always. ❜
❛ Enough is never enough for you. ❜
❛ I could never get tired of this. ❜
❛ You’re so jumpy lately. ❜
❛ I mean I feel bad but whatever. ❜
❛ I have a reputation to maintain unlike you. ❜
❛ Why are you staring at me? ❜
❛ Stop feeding into his/her bullshit! Wake up! ❜
❛ Are you on drugs or something? ❜
❛ You have lost your fucking mind, once and for all. ❜
❛ Yes, you summoned me. ❜
❛ I’m not here to help you. I’m here to watch you struggle. ❜
❛ Hey, cut it out already! I can hear the stupid TV. ❜
❛ Are you seriously asking me this right now? ❜
❛ Have you ever tried to count the stars? ❜
❛ I should kill you right now! ❜
❛ Don’t you dare walk away from me! ❜
❛ I know where you live! Don’t forget! ❜
❛ I just wanted to have a good time but no, you couldn’t let me, could you? ❜
❛ This friendship has officially sunk, hope you’re happy. ❜
❛ Are you satisfied now? You should be. This is what you wanted. ❜
❛ I don’t get everything that I want unlike you. ❜
❛ Must be nice to be that miserable all the time. ❜
❛ Happiness is the most temporary thing in life. ❜
❛ Everything happens for a reason, right? ❜
❛ You can call me at any hour. Always. ❜
❛ There’s nothing that I can’t do. ❜
❛ You’re like a forty year old, like an old soul or something. ❜
❛ Say it or I’ll cut your finger off. ❜
❛ I will stab you right in the eye if you look at me one more time. ❜
❛ Go ahead and look but don’t touch, unless you want a broken limb. ❜
❛ I’m actually a serial killer. I’m not joking. ❜
❛ You have such a morbid sense of humor. ❜
❛ This is our time, come on, let’s have our time. ❜
❛ Hey, want a hand with that? ❜
❛ I almost forgot what that felt like. ❜
❛ I just want to feel something. I don’t know what though. ❜
❛ I need your help with something. ❜
❛ I’m pissed off right now. ❜
❛ Don’t go breaking my heart. ❜
❛ Why do you build me and watch me fall? Is that fun for you? ❜
❛ Well, I’m used to it by now, so take your best shot. ❜
❛ I hate crying. It makes me mad. ❜
❛ I really don’t want to be seen with you right now. ❜
❛ Please, just don’t forget. Whatever you do. Don’t forget. ❜
❛ You can’t catch me though. ❜
❛ I know I said fucked up things and I’m sorry. ❜
❛ Look, I’m an asshole. I don’t mean be to be. ❜
❛ I’ll try not to be an asshole anymore. ❜
❛ Any pocket knives or anything? ❜
❛ Where’d you go? ❜
❛ I’m going to turn myself in. ❜
❛ Did you finish your cigarette yet? ❜
❛ You can turn around and face the other way. ❜
❛ It wasn’t worth it, was it? ❜
❛ I have no idea what you said. ❜
❛ Right now, you’re acting very weird. ❜
❛ I don’t even know what that statement means. ❜

anonymous asked:

Your highschool AU gives me life so I was thinking, what if the gang and MC are at their school at night because they're going to do a 'test of courage' but at some point mc and their s/o get separated from the other group and a scared MC reveals that they're afraid of the dark aaand what would the scenario be for all of the chars with mc if that happened ?

omg this is so good i HAVE TO

Yoosung

  • Yoosung and MC alone in the dark? no problem, he’ll be totally cool and-
  • except that it’s a HUGE problem
  • because Yoosung is afraid of the dark too
  • he’s so scared that he cant even enjoy the fact that MC just asked if they could hold his hand
  • “uh, yea, s-sure…”
  • oh no their hand is so warm
  • Yoosung is so laser focused on finding everyone else that every little thing makes him jump
  • but MC is scared, too, so the two are just a yelping mess, holding onto each other in the darkness
  • one leaf rustles and all of a sudden its a scream-fest with these two
  • great, the one time me and MC get close i’m too busy being afraid for my LIFE to enjoy it
  • just my luck
  • classic Yoosung
  • he makes it a goal to get over his fear of the dark so that the next time him and MC are alone in the woods at night together, he’ll be ready

Zen

  • engage hero mode
  • “dont worry, i’ll protect you”
  • MC is clinging so close to him he’s practically carrying them
  • and boy, he is loving every second
  • he loves playing the role of protector and he thinks the way MC squeezes his hand is so adorable, and of course he’s not afraid of the dark i mean what reason does he have to-
  • HOLY SHIT SOMETHING JUST MOVED IN THOSE BUSHES 
  • Zen goes from calm and collected to violently moving his flashlight to point it at a bush
  • of course, MC freaks out even more
  • “Zen, what is it?!”
  • “i dont know, but whatever it is, i’ll protect you from it”
  • please dont be something scary please dont be something scary please dont be something scary
  • “well…its gone now. we have nothing to fear, sweetheart”
  • ZEN LOWKEY LETS OUT THE BIGGEST SIGH OF RELIEF
  • HE REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT A BEAR OR SOMETHING
  • which, i mean, he would do for MC in a heartbeat
  • but if it can be helped, he’d rather not

Jaehee

  • Jaehee would try to comfort MC in all the wrong ways
  • she says with a smooth voice, while gently rubbing MC’s shoulders:
  • “a fear of the dark isnt practical”
  • “even if there was something scary, its dark so we cant see it, therefore we cant be bothered by it”
  • “if there was a murderer in this forest they would have killed us by now”
  • “big animals sleep at night for the most part, and they dont like to eat humans”
  • suddenly in the middle of her “comforting” speech, Jaehee hears sobs
  • “MC, whats wrong?”
  • “Jaehee, your’re freaking me out!!”
  • “oh…um…aright..”
  • Jaehee is racking her brain for the right thing to say
  • she decides to take MC’s hand
  • “i guess what i’m trying to say is that everything will be alright”
  • MC pulls Jaehee a little closer and puts their hear of her shoulder
  • “thats all i wanted to hear”

Jumin

  • at first Jumin is kind of like why are you so close to me
  • can we…..personal space, please?
  • and then when MC tells him about their fear of the dark he’s more like
  • ooooooOOOOOOHHHHHHhhhh
  • once Jumin realizes whats happening, he understands that its important to comfort MC
  • he may be socially inept but he’s not a heartless robot, no matter what Seven says
  • he would remind MC to stay close to him
  • he’d probably be the one to suggest they hold hands
  • “do you want my jacket, too?”
  • “dont worry, i’m not going anywhere”
  • walks with one around around MC

707

  • immediately takes advantage of the situation
  • “why are you walking so close to me? what, do you like me or something?”
  • “no, you jerk!!”
  • scaring MC every two seconds
  • he would probably keep doing it until they started crying, then we would panic
  • “hey hey whats wrong? i’m just goofing off!!”
  • “Seven, cant you see that you’re freaking me out?”
  • “oh i’m..i’m sorry…i just wanted to mess around a little…”
  • he would put one arm around MC and pull them in while they walk, unzipping his hoodie so that MC is kinda cradled inside with him
  • “Seven, you’re an asshole, yknow that?”
  • “yea, i know. but at least now we’ve confirmed that i’m the scariest thing out here”
  • until they found the other Seven would walk with MC snuggled into his jacket

THANKS FOR READING!!! MORE HIGH SCHOOL AU COMING SOON ^^

Petition to get a boy squad spin off (maybe also a yt channel) right now so when we freak out about S4 updates and we want to cry and it gets overwhelming, we go to calm down with the boys. They’re just chilling. Playing FIFA, smoking joints, complaining about Isak and Even being married, whatever, doesn’t matter. And suddenly, slowly, we relax too.

Sportacus keeps a diary but the only thing he puts in it are things about Robbie. Robbie’s schemes, Robbie’s costumes, Robbie’s smiles, Robbie’s butt. The name ‘Sportacus Rotten’ scrolled across pages. ‘Robbie and Sportacus’ and ‘Robbie Rotten’ in hearts. List of the things he likes the best about him. Poorly drawn pictures of him.


One day Robbie finds out and steals it. When Sportacus realizes its missing he freaks out and looks everywhere. He eventually finds Robbie on the bench reading it. He wants to cry and scream at the same time. Think’s everything is messed up and Robbie will make fun of him now, if not hate him.


Robbie just looked up when he notices Sportacus standing there, his cheeks flush and they stare at each other. Robbie hugs the book to his chest and stutters out,


“Can I keep it?” And Sportacus just sighs in relief and sits next to him, looking at the book as Robbie opens it again.


“Sure,” Sportacus says, leaning on Robbie’s shoulder as he turns the page. 

I want to tell everyone who is currently in a helpless situation- one of those situations where you want to do something for someone but you just don’t know what to do; its okay. You’re not the only one who feels like that and you’re definately not alone. Just be strong and remember it’ll be okay soon. It might be difficult tomorrow and a week from now but it will all be okay soon, just have a little faith.
—  for those freaking out over their parents divorce, for those crying over the loss of a loved one, for those who don’t know how to help a friend, for those who are broke, for whose who are hurt, for those who are lost.

And The Poets Are Just Kids Who Didn’t Make It

Written for NurseyWeek, prompt Mistake.

Trigger warning for a panic attack

Nursey wasn’t sure where his day had gone to shit. He’d thought it was fine, he had his English Lit class in the morning, which he actually enjoyed, then a poetry workshop early in the afternoon.  Somehow, however, it had got to be too much, and he’d practically sprinted out of his workshop to go to the Haus, hoping for a piece of pie and a Bitty hug. He’d apparently forgotten that Thursdays were when everyone had class in the late afternoon except for him, meaning that he was now alone with his thoughts, which never ended well when he got to be like this.

Dropping to the ground, Nursey leaned against the back of the couch and drew his knees into his chest, closing his eyes and trying to breathe against the overwhelming sensation of everything going on around him and bearing too much weight and too many responsibilities down on him and he wasn’t good enough to deal with any of this and why did he think he possibly could succeed in life and why was he such a fuckup and why was everything he did a mistake-

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Mr. Barnes Will See You Now (10)

Prompt: 50 Shades of Barnes. VERY LOOSELY BASED!!!

Note: I do not own any of the characters or story line.

A/N: I am so sorry this took so long! I am the worst person ever apparently! I will be getting to the asks that have been sitting in my box forever too! Been off a hella long time! This is fairly long to make up for it I hope?

Word Count: 1580

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RFA (+V and Saeran) reacting to MC who has a bodypillow of her favourite Anime/Manga character

_Yoosung_

° finds out after he visits your room for the first time

° totally suprised at first

° “MC why didnt´t you tell me you have one?”

° got one too but with a LOLOL character

° you were too embarassed to tell him  。(*^▽^*)ゞ

° not mad at you because, duh, you can have what you want

° I mean it´s not like his is more lewd

° nevertheless is jealous

° can´t accept that you cuddle with someonething other than him

° would throw his away if you do likewise xD

° but you won´t

° eventually  makes you sleep at his place VERY often

° not that he would want to Keep you away from your precious husbando

° ( cute cinnamon roll is jealous o(≧∇≦o))

° will sleep with his when you´re around to make YOU jealous

° doesn´t work that well for him

° you just bring your own next time

° after enyojing his suffer you promise to leave it at home (in your wardrobe)

° “MC you´d do that for me ??” (YES, FEEL THE LOVE)

° has to lock his away too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

° Pillow-Party!!!! in the closet


_Jaehee_

° confused when you tell her you´ll bring your waifu over

° “MC are you cheating?”

° poor BBY

° Freaks out untill you explain

° not the biggest fan of your pillow…

° wants you to put it away (no hot waifu in her house)

° “But WHYYYYYY!!!!11″

° “Because it´s stupid!”

° MC leaves, crying

° Well done Jaehee…

° only takes 0.45 seconds to run after you

° “MC wait for me!” , “No!”

° eventually catches up to you

° “Please come back I didn´t mean it like that “ ( ˃̣̣̥ω˂̣̣̥ )

° great MC now she´s crying !

° you end up going back to her´s and dicuss the matter

° is actually just JEALOUS?!

 ° you two agree to leave it at your house

° MC is wondering why Jaehee invites her over more often after that 。(*^▽^*)ゞ

° cute, naive MC


_Zen_

° he freaks out !

° “How can you sleep with another man??”

° his ego is slowly dying XD

° “Zen chill he is no match for you”

° “YOU REFER TO HIM AS HE!”

° wants to burn it………….. immediately

° says nonstop how much hotter he is

° gets on your nerves to put it back in a closet…..or in the trash

° one time he hides it in the freaking garment sleeve for his tux

° he was the only ont to find it funny though

° as a revenge you slept wth the Pillow only for two whole weeks щ(゜ロ゜щ)

°MC how could you??!

° as a result he is unconcentrated to the Point where his Manager phones you and asks you what´s wrong with him

° so you end the torture (unfortunately)

° he still feels stared at whenever he waks by the pillow

° paranoid????? he????? Nooooo!!!!!!!

° begs you to at least Change the cover to a White one

° “Zen you have to learn to live with it. I have to live with your fans too!”

° “That´s not he same!”       ZEN!!!

° in the end he tolerates it only outside the bedroom of course

° to your suprise he gives you a pillowcover with him o(〃^▽^〃)o

° Things you do for your ego love


_Jumin_

° also kinda jealous but mostly chill with it

° gets you more covers because he can

° secretly hopes you´ll get sick of it when you have so much

° sees it more as a Substitute for him when he´s on a buisness trip

° soon you have like 10 different pillows and 20 covers ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ

° you´ll soon have your owm husbando/ waifu room !!

° Jumin, y u so generous??

° he hopes you won´t be so lonly when he´s not there for you

° feels guilty because of that

° but at one Point he sees you sleep with your arms and legs around the pillow

° wake up MC Daddy Jumin is here to punish you

° no more pillow for MC ( ≧Д≦)

° almost throws everything related to that Thing away

° lucky enough you can convince him otherwise by Stripping infront of him

° in the end they´re not banned from the Penthouse but from the bedroom

°to make him happy you make a pillowcase with Elisabeth and yourself for him

° when he sees it……

° let´s say you didn´t thought a man could die from nosebleed

° takes it with him whenever he´s on a trip where you can´t come along

°gives you one in return

° on one side he´s wearing a super sexy tuxedo and on the other one…….

° let´s just say it´s definetly R-rated (♥ω♥*)

° needless to say it´s the only pillow you´ll be using from now on


_Saeyoung/Seven_

° so you have a Body pillow……. how cute

° he has f*cking 20!!!

° so he´s super chill with it

° YOU are jealous of HIS Collection

° one day you two buildthe great korean pillow wall XD

° keeps ordering matching cases for the both of you

° in Exchange you have to Change covers

° every.single.day

° they work as a Substitute whenever he´s to busy to cuddle with you

° he says he´s fine with it but gets annoyed by it at one point

° “MC why have you replaced me?”

° “Just let me sleep Saeyoung!”

° the next morning all of the pillows have misteriously disappeared

° the only one left is a life size pillow with seven on it?

° “WTF happend ??!”

° then Seven appears and he´s wearing a freaking pillow cosplay ∑(O_O;)

° just why Seven ??

° “If you love them more than me then I have to become a pillow!!”

° you have some serious Problems dude

° but you can´t resist and hug him almost to death

° you both decide to lock the pillows (he eventually brings all of them back) away and/ or give them to Saeran

° exept for the Seven-pillow, you can Keep that ;) you know for…… science and stuff


_V_

° he´s blind so……. yeah not really Aware of it ?

° wonders why you always insist of sleeping with this huge pillow

° knows nothing about what it Looks like until Jumin tells him one day

° thank you very much trust-found kid

° is super jealous and doesn´t like it

° but accepts it for your sake

° but one night, when he had too much wine, he asks you to remove it

° Little V´s pride is hurt

° of Course you agree

° I mean, who wants to make this cutie upset ?

° But you secretly put the cover back on when you two have a fight

° sneaky, sneaky MC (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)


_Saeran_

° already knows those Things from his stupid Brother

° teases him for having so many

° when he finds out you have one too he bullies you A LOT about it

° but in reality he´s scared you´d replace him and thinks you´re tired of him

° my poor bby don´t you dare thinking that

° actually makes poor MC really sad .( ˃﹏˂̵ )

° so she gives her pillow to Seven and hopes Saeran is happy

° he is

° but when he sees her crying in her slee because she misses her pillow…..

° “There´s no way to avoid it, if you want that Thing so bad I´ll be your pillow”

° he´s totally NOT blushing while saying that HE IS

° realizes that this was the best decision of his life ೕ(・ㅂ・ )

° you´re happy. he´s happy. Problem solved!

° LIKE A BOSS!!!


I hope you liked it. It´s my second headcanon so I know I still have a Long way to go ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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voices ↠ k.s.j

soulmate au

pairing: seokjin | reader

genre: fluff

word count: 2.416

warnings: a little bit of swearing?

disclaimer: i just wanted to say before you read this that this is based in the future,,,and im sorry for this being so shitty :/ im also sorry for my lack of knowledge of korea… don’t forget to tell me what you thought about it,,it always makes me feel better ^^




You were a very quiet person in general. You had always preferred to just keep things between yourself, and the voice in your head, that one specific voice.

By the year 2057 rolled around, everything had changed. Remember all those old stories from the past about how people pictured the future, hover cars and completely advanced technology? They were right, everywhere you go there would be cars flying around, swerving around one another in a rush to get to the place they were needed, or just wanted.

You hardly ever see people walking on the ground anymore, thanks to those intelligent scientists who never had a break from working and testing. You suppose you could say that Korea had changed, not entirely, but something had changed; the atmosphere. Neon lights still flickered here and there, blinding away your eyesight every now and then, their traditions still stood, too, hyung, noona, oppa, eonnie, they were still there, but their personalities, they had changed.

No one is ever really excited about meeting up with each other for food, drinks, or just a general chat anymore. People were gloomy, and there was no point trying to cheer them up. The only exciting thing about this change in the future was what those scientists had added to it.

Throughout your whole life, ever since your parents would tell you the rules of this ‘game’, you would be on the lookout, for the one, for your soulmate.

You remember stories your mother told you when you were younger, how people in the past always liked to dream of a land, where you could have it your own way, however you wished. They would dream of fantasies, happily ever afters, and soulmates, never thinking they would actually come true.

You’ve met a lot of people during your existence, you’ve heard all their stories about how they found their one or when they met them. Most of them would even consider you lucky, being at such a young age and not have found your soulmate yet, it gives you the advantage to explore and experiment, but you didn’t want that, none of it.

You’ve always wanted those fantasies and happily ever afters and soulmates, but no one understood why. They believed you should be doing well in school, graduate, and go on adventures and even travel the world. It’s not that you didn’t want any of that, you just wanted that with your soulmate.

So when numerous people start to tell you the same things, “I met my soulmate at your age”, or even younger, you start to worry, maybe there’s something wrong. Maybe your soulmate had fallen ill and died? No, the voices would’t keep coming. Maybe you had the wrong voice, maybe that was someone else’s soulmate you were listening to every night? No, those scientists were too clever to make a mistake like that.

Maybe, you’d just have to wait for your time to come.


Your anxiety would always mainly kick in when an important test came upon your schedule, even if you were known to be excellent at the subject, you would always worry.

This test was probably the most nerve racking one, your last one, in fact, before you graduate and are expected to get a decent job. You had tried your best, your hardest, knowing this would determine what you were able to do in the future. Except now, you’re not so sure.

47/100

Your parents would freak, you know that for sure.

“Hey..” Startled at the sudden voice ringing through your ears, you jumped a little, almost forgetting the type of world you live in. Soulmates.

“..hey…”

“Don’t cry…” What? How did he know you were on the verge of crying?

“Reading minds, it comes with the voices..” Oh, that you didn’t know.

“Yeah, I kinda figured..” Damn it, you wished he wouldn’t read your mind all the time.

“Sorry..I’ll stop now. It’s just, I heard your thoughts, about your test, and I wanted to say that I’m sorry.” This was different, you never really had a proper conversation with him, why did he want to start one now?

“Listen, your parents wont get mad like you think they will, I promise..” You’d never believed in promises, especially when-

“How do I know that you’ll keep that promise..?”

“Because I’m your soulmate..”


Monday, the worst day of the week. You don’t understand how anyone can like this day, having to get up so early after two later nights in a row. You absolutely hate it. The worse thing; facing everyone who knows your scores. You already knew how people were going to react, “Wow, such a low score for you!”, “Did you really get that?!”, “That’s terrible, what will your parents say?”, you just didn’t want to face them in person.

Walking through the rusty silver gates, you made your way in to school. Normally, you would try to at least look decent when going out in public, but you just couldn’t find the energy today to try, so you went with a plain white sweater, black jeans and converse, going along with your messy bun.

“Y/N! Y/N- will you stop walking away from me!” You hadn’t needed to turn around to know who was calling your name; Areum, and she sure lived up to her name. She had one of those petite facial structures, fitting perfectly with her short, chocolate brown locks, and you didn’t know why she chose to hang around with you.

You and Areum had been friends since you first transferred to this school, which you gave the pleasure of giving it a nickname; hell. No one likes being the new person, you’ll be asked questions you don’t want to answer, you wont know where to go or who to talk to, and Areum was the only one who understood that. She had seen you looking lost and you didn’t want to bother anyone by ‘having the new girl ask them questions they don’t give a shit about’, so she went up to you without you having to ask. Ever since then, you’ve been inseparable.

“Sorry, A, I wasn’t paying attention..” You hung your head low against your shoulders, staring at the ground; you felt kinda bed for ignoring her.

“Yeah..I can tell. What’s wrong?” Head shooting up to meet her concerned gaze, you gave her a confused expression. You shouldn’t be surprised, Areum was your best friend, heck, your only friend, and she knew almost everything about you, and probably more about you than you knew yourself.

Even though you already knew she could tell something was wrong, you were normally bouncing up and down on days like this when the weather was beautiful, you didn’t want to burden her with your troubles. “Nothing’s the matter, I’m fine. Why’d you ask?”

“Well, whenever we see each other the first thing we do everyday is our handshake…and you completely ignored me, so, tell me what’s wrong, please..?”

You didn’t want to cry, not in front of Areum, and especially not in front of your classmates, but you couldn’t help it. Your emotions had been bottled up all weekend, trying to distract yourself by either drawing and doodling this and that or listening to music.

Again, Areum knew you too well, which is why you weren’t surprised when she pulled you in for a bone-crushing hug. Tears were still threatening to fall from your eyes, but it wasn’t until she started stroking your hair in a soothing matter and says, “Tell me everything..” when they fall onto your reddening cheeks, one by one.


You had told her everything, of course, and she had made you feel so much better about yourself. Now, you were sitting in Maths, one of your most hated lessons, with no one else to talk to, as the only person you would talk to was in a different one.

You looked around the room. Sitting at the back of the classroom had its advantages; you were never really picked on, and you got to do what you always love to do; ‘people watching’, as you called it. Everyone was bored, no one listening or paying any attention to the half and hour video displayed on the screen. You didn’t blame them, it was just about how to create equations by using-

“Hey, is this seat taken…?” You were pulled away from your thoughts and as you looked up towards the new voice, all you could do was stare and take all of him in. His mop of dirty blonde hair resting upon his handsome face and broad shoulders.

“Umm..hello?” He started to wave his hand in small motions in front of your face to bring back your attention. Shit. You had been staring way to long, and now it probably turned creepy.

“Oh, yeah yeah, sure, it’s free.” Smiling slightly at him, you gestured towards the seat next to you, quietly moving your black bag so it was on the floor resting between your feet.

“I’m Seokjin.” You were taken aback by his sudden voice; it sounded quite familiar. His hand was still in the air, waiting for you to fill the gap and shake his hand. In the end you were giving in, taking his hand into your own. He was cold, but the good kind, the kind where it sort of warmed your heart on the inside, and you didn’t know how to react.

“I’m Y/N.” You were hoping that his idea of a friendly conversation would have disappeared and leave it just like that, oh, but were you wrong.

“Hey, I feel like I know you, but don’t actually know you..?” Okay now you were confused. What does he mean he thinks he 'knows you’? You were pretty sure that if you had met him before you would have remembered, especially looking as handsome as he does now.

You furrowed your eyebrows in confusion. You knew you wanted this conversation to end quickly, wanting to get out of lesson, meet up with Areum and just go home, but now he triggered something in you that got you wanting to know more. “What do you mean?”

“I’m not really sure. Like, when you said your name..your voice just sounded so familiar..Is that crazy?” He was making absolutely no sense now, and you were utterly confused. How can someone know someone by their voice but never actually have met them? Wait-

“Wait a minute…There’s one way, that I can think of, that is able to explain whatever you’re talking about..” Honestly, you didn’t feel comfortable. You had just met the guy, he was a stranger to you, and you didn’t know why you were asking him this question in particular. It’s not like you’re friends or anything, what’s there to risk by asking this question?….Embarrassment.

“What if..- Nah, it doesn’t matter..It was a stupid idea anyway..” You turned back around, now facing the front of the classroom again, and payed your full attention towards the boring display. What are you doing? There’s no way that he’s your…soulmate.

You sigh, thinking how stupid you must be to even be thinking that. You’re probably just desperate, wanting so many things with the one, knowing that the world has brought you two together for a specific reason, that you were meant to be.

However, what you didn’t know, was that he was thinking of the exact same idea.


Sheets and sheets of different papers were spaced across your bed in all different directions, your face buried in the palms of your hands. You had been given so many assignments, and they were just due in for the next day. You’re not quite sure what’s the matter with you, you’ve been acting differently, and you just connected it with the answer of 'I failed my test and I’m scared shitless to tell my parents’.

Colours were splashed against the whiteness of your papers. Highlighters and pens and pencils were scattered across every corner of your bed that were able to fill them. You were tired, to say the least, you didn’t want to do anything but sleep, as it was already 10:58. You’re normally asleep by now, but with all these assignments you can’t-

“HEY I FIGURED IT OUT!” A loud voice boomed throughout your ears, startling you, and resulting in you falling off of your bed, some of the papers along side with you. You hadn’t expected him to speak so loud, especially when he knows the voices sound like they’re coming out from earphones, and you weren’t even talking to each other before.

“Oh my god..I am so sorry. I completely forgot that it would be that loud and I was just-”

You stopped him before he could say anything else. “No no, it’s okay, you just startled me..Anyway, what did you figure out..?”

“I know who you are..” You froze. Your soulmate, the one who was meant for you, had just told you he knew who you were. How is this possible? You hadn’t met him before…at least you think you hadn’t…

“Yeah…about that…we have met. Actually, we met today, and I was right, I do kind of know you..”

“We met today? But-” Then it clicked. Everything came rushing down on you like rocks falling from on top of a cliff. That guy. That new guy that came into your math class earlier on in the day. What was him again? Sockjun? Sockjin? Sock-

“Close enough, it’s actually Seokjin.” Seokjin, right, that was his name. You couldn’t believe any of this was happening, it didn’t feel right. You had actually met the one person who was right just for you, you had actually made eye contact with him, spoke to him, touched him.

“I understand what you’re thinking right now..we just met..and we’re sort of meant to be together? It all seems so unreal.” You liked this side of him. The side where he understood what you were going through, he wasn’t pushing you into anything that you didn’t want to do, and you appreciated him for that.

“How about this, tomorrow after school, we meet up, for lunch maybe? And then, you know, we can actually talk about this face to face instead of just voices in our heads. What do you say?” Of course you were going to say yes, why wouldn’t say yes. He was perfect, everything you wanted in a guy was ticked in its own little box. Handsome. Tick. Kind. Tick. Soulmate? Tick.

anonymous asked:

angsty jikook maybe or magic au jikook?? headcanons or a fic, it's your choice.

idk if i can write angst lol so i’ll do a magic thing! (sorry this took so long i was thinking and also busy because of the bbma’s lol)

+ jimin was a 22 year old wizard living on his own in the city. he used his magic daily on his own but unfortunately there wasn’t much use for it in the city.

+ jimin liked living alone (well kind of alone). he lived in his apartment where he could do his magic in private, without alarming anyone. his company was yoongi, a talking cat (he wasn’t always a cat but that’s a different story).

+ jimin made some money doing fortune telling and psychic stuff (so what if it was a bit of a scam and he used magic to move stuff in the room and got yoongi to do stuff too, times were tough). but it wasn’t enough so he worked as a barista as well. but eventually his bills caught up with him and he couldn’t afford rent. 

+ his landlord didn’t kick him out. but he was forced to get a roommate. his landlord didn’t even let him do the interviews for the person he would be living with. after a couple days the man just told jimin that his new roommate’s name was jungkook and he would be moving in in two days.

+ it gave jimin time to clean up his apartment of all magic stuff, move his potions to his room and clean up the extra room of yoongi fur. 

+ on the dreaded day of jungkook’s moving in, jimin had to bribe yoongi with snacks in order to get him to shut up and not alarm their new housemate. 

+ when he heard the knock on the door, he rushed up and opened it. jungkook was hot. jimin felt like hot was an understatement. he introduced himself politely and jimin helped him carry his things in. 

+ “cute cat,” jungkook said patting yoongi on the head. jimin cringed. yoongi hated being pet. he wasn’t actually a cat afterall. yoongi just gave jimin a look and he knew he’d be scratched later. 

+ jungkook settled in quickly, and jimin found himself inconvenienced without his magic. he hadn’t cooked normally in a long time, or done chores normally, or really anything at home normally. he was especially embarrassed when jungkook caught him trying to figure out the toaster. (even though he had been totally sweet about it and showed jimin how to use it with patience). 

+ however the worst was probably when jimin was with a client, communicating with her dead grandfather (okay he couldn’t really do that but he could give her some comfort at least and use magic to move things in the room around so she could feel his pretend presence) and jungkook happened to come home from work early that day. jimin had on his fancy psychic robes and everything. he felt bad for kicking the client out but he gave her a refund. (thankfully jungkook hadn’t caught jimin moving stuff). 

+ “so you do psychic readings? thats so cool. you should do me sometime,” jungkook said to him. jimin shrugged it off with an awkward laugh. 

+ one night when jimin and yoongi were talking late at night, jungkook knocked on the door. “i thought i heard someone in here besides you,” he said. “oh haha i was just on facetime with my brother it’s nothing.”

+ jimin could feel himself falling hard for jungkook the more he would help him with simple tasks that jimin wasn’t used to. “how did you live without me really?” he joked. 

+ he especially felt his heart flutter when he was reaching for something on the top shelf and normally he would just cast a spell and get what he needed down but he felt jungkook’s strong arms around his waist and lifted him up to get it. “you could have just got it for me you know, you didn’t have to pick me up,” jimin said. that was the first time he saw jungkook look flustered.

+ “he’s gonna find out about us you know. he’s not stupid and i can tell he already suspects something,” yoongi said to him one night. “i don’t even use magic lately, how is he gonna find out?” 

+ jungkook was amazed at the amount of clients jimin got for fortune telling and readings. “you must be really good. do me tomorrow.” jimin couldn’t figure out a way to say no. 

+ “who would you like me to contact?” jimin asked, holding jungkook’s (very large and sexy) hand. “whoever wants to talk,” jungkook responded. jimin tried his best to wing it but he could feel himself cracking under pressure. he tried to cast a spell to move a glass on the table but he ended up smashing the whole thing and scaring the shit out of both of them. 

+ “i’m sorry!” jimin cried out immediately. jungkook asked why he was sorry and he said, “i broke the glass.” jungkook looked at him, obviously trying to figure him out. jimin cracked. 

+ “i’m sorry okay? i’ve been scamming people and lying to you and yoongi can talk i just needed the money okay?” and he broke down crying. jungkook was obviously confused and concerned and just patted his back for comfort.

+ jungkook ended up apologizing before jimin could say anything else. “i’m sorry i upset you, i don’t know anyone who died and i just like you a lot so i wanted to see you in action i’m sorry.” 

+ “you’re both idiots honestly this is painful to watch,” yoongi interjected. jimin buried his face deep into his hands and jungkook shouted in fear. 

+ “jungkook i’m sorry. i’m a wizard. i do magic. so is yoongi. he only looks like that because of an accident that i may have cause a few years ago. i don’t actually communicate with the spirits or the dead i just cast spells and move stuff around the room so people keep coming back. i didn’t want to freak you out i’m sorry.” jungkook passed out. 

+ jimin and yoongi fought until jimin threatened to give yoongi away to a shelter and he ended up with a scratch across the face. 

+ jungkook woke up mid-yelling. “so it wasn’t a dream i guess,” he said. jimin and yoongi said nothing. 

+ jimin approached jungkook slowly and apologized again and again. when he started crying jungkook grabbed his hand. “don’t cry okay? this is all just really weird for me. but i meant it when i said i liked you. i like you. so be honest with me from now on okay? it’s gonna take some time to get used to but i’m not going anywhere.” 

+ jimin hugged him so hard they both fell over. “i like you too. i’m so happy you aren’t moving out. i thought you would think i’m a freak,” jimin said. “you are, but you’re my freak.” 

+ yoongi left the room fake vomiting and calling them gross. jungkook asked if they could kick him out since he didn’t pay bills. 

+ “also stop scamming people. do like magic shows or something but stop with the dead people, jesus christ.” 

Revealing Secrets - Theo Raeken

Originally posted by codychristian

Request: Request! Theo x Reader where they dating and someone kidnap reader and hurts her, butt Theo and the Scott’s pack come to save her, butt the biggest thing is that reader don’t know anything of that supernatural world before that.

Summary: Theo ((Y/N)’s boyfriend) and the pack save (Y/N) from her kidnappers, but also reveal their secrets in the process. 

Black. That’s all I can see due to the mask covering my eyes. It swallows me up as I sit on the cold ground in an unfamiliar setting. All I can hear is a subtle white noise and the occasional footsteps. I’ve been here for what feels like forever, but in reality may only be a couple of days. So far, I’ve spoken to two mysterious people. They sounded around my age and slightly familiar, but I couldn’t put my finger on it. Every so often, someone would come in and put a plate down in front of me, telling me to eat. Speaking of which, footsteps sounded, coming closer and closer until there was something thrown in front of me. 

“Food.” The voice mumbled before pacing around me, seemingly angry. I grab the food and begin to eat, starving. The person kept pacing before mumbling once again. “Where are they?!” At that moment, a loud metal bang is heard from not too far off. I jump, not knowing if its someone here to help me, or someone that may hurt me. Whether it be a friend or enemy of my kidnappers. The person next to me suddenly ran out of the room and I heard nothing for a few seconds before suddenly the sound of yelling and what I expect to be people being hurt. I feel my heart beat fast and I begin to breathe faster. Was this it? Was this the end? I try to shuffle myself around so that my zip tied arms were in front of me instead of behind. This was the only chance I was going to get to escape. I feel around for my shoelaces and untie them. I then slip one through the inside of the zip tie and tie it with the other shoelace. I then begin to move my legs fast and i can smell the burning of the plastic. Slowly but surely, the zip tie breaks and I rip off the mask. I throw my hands up trying to hide myself from the light which seemed vividly intense due to having a mask on for the last few days. I look around the room and see the closed door, and suddenly footsteps begin to come closer. I quickly grab a pipe laying by the door and I stand before it. I lift my arms and as the door opens and the figure walks in I scream and strike. But, the person grabs the pipe in his hand, and its only then that I realise who it is. 

“Theo?” I say in disbelief. I drop the pipe and embrace him, beginning to cry. “What are you doing here?!” I pull back. 

“I’m here to save you.” He chuckles, pulling a cliche heroic face, both of us knowing full well that he’s usually not the person that goes out of his way to help others. 

“But how? With who? These people are dangerous, how di-” Theo cut me off with a kiss. 

“Listen, you’re about to become extremely confused, but it’s for the best you know. Now, no questions until you’re safe!” He says as he pulls me out the room, keeping me securely behind him. We stop suddenly before quickly running out and I see Scott and the others covered in blood, fighting people. I did a double take and took in a sharp breath when I saw the features on my friends that have never been there before. Claws, fur, fangs? 

“W-What are they?” 

“I said no more questions until you’re safe, (Y/N)!” Theo shushed me as he dragged me behind him. I try to pull back, scared, but Theo’s grip tightens and I cry out but its muffled by the sound of violence taking place behind us. 

Finally, we were out. I viciously pulled my arm back causing Theo to stumble and look back confused. I look down at my already bruising wrist and back up at Theo, who appears at a loss for words. 

“I want answers. Now.” I snap. Theo looks around for a few seconds, deep in thought. “Theo! we’re supposed to be able to trust each other. That’s what boyfriends and girlfriends do! If you can’t trust me, then what are we doing this for?” I cry aloud. The last few days had taken a toll on me and I was feeling overly emotional and nauseous.

“Ok, ok! Just don’t freak out.” He whispers as he puts his hands in front of me and they slowly transform into claws. I gasp, and look at him, only to see fangs and brightly lit eyes. I take a few steps back in shock. “I knew you’d be disgusted.” He hangs his head down low and I sigh, stepping closer after regaining my thoughts. 

“I’m not disgusted. It’s just gonna take me a while to get used to the idea that I’m dating a furry.” I giggle.

“Oh, ha, ha.” He smirks as his features go back to normal. 

“No, I’m serious. Maybe after a few drinks though.” As Theo encases me in a hug the rest of the pack walk out. “So you mean to tell me… all of you guys are what, werewolves?” 

“Not entirely. We have a lot to teach you.” Scott replies, puffed.

“So, I’m gonna be the only human.” 

“No, Stiles is human.”

“Oh, that makes a difference.” I chuckle. I get into Theo’s car and the whole trip home I continue to ask him questions about random werewolf things. What his senses are like, if he can talk to dogs, etc, etc. 

winchestergirl1031  asked:

Know any good angst filled Sterek fics. Kind of like Stiles tells Derek he loves him and Derek says he don't love him back. Or stiles is bullied and feels like no one wants him around. Just good and angst filled cry your eyes out with a happy ending. I'm in the mood for a good cry.

Hey :)

I am not a fan of angsty fics. Like at all. Excluding the first fic which is completely amazing! So these are mostly breakup/makeup fics that I wanted to toss out the window :p 

Hunger For Your Touch by  WhoNatural | 42K

“I got you, my dad, a gorgeous home… a freaking cat… Guess I’m just waiting for the other shoe to drop.”

It does.

no aphrodisiac like loneliness by  thepsychicclam | 19.7K

Stiles is 27 now, with a master’s degree and a career and a house and a serious boyfriend and a life in San Francisco that doesn’t include Derek. But then Stiles unexpectedly shows back up in Beacon Hills, and Derek would recognize that scent anywhere.

It’s Been Four Hundred and Ninety Days by  paradis | 4.4K

It’s been four hundred and ninety days, and it took Derek forever but they’re at day one again.

Thaw by  TroubleIWant | 9.9K

In which Stiles is an Emissary, Derek is in love with him, and nothing comes as easy as it should.

waiting for you to say it first by  paradis | 8.2K

Four months.

Four months they’ve managed to avoid one another. Stiles quit going to pack meetings. He quit doing research unless Scott really, really begged him to. He avoided driving the road that led out to the turnoff to the Hale house, he avoided going to all the spots where Derek might possibly be. Four months, and now, here they are, standing in the Minit Mart, Stiles thinks, staring down at the grimy tiles. He can hear the catch of Derek’s breath, and he closes his eyes and breathes deep.

Friends of Early Theory by  Nanoochka | 23.9K

In which Derek is a gruff, struggling executive for his family’s sprawling, wealthy company in New York, and Stiles is his quirky, offbeat intern who brings him cold coffee each morning and wears stupid T-shirts to work and generally succeeds at being a thousand times more charming than Derek could ever hope to be. To the outside observer, their relationship is combative but fond, although in private Stiles and Derek have a great deal more secrets, anger, and painful history between them than Derek is prepared to acknowledge or reveal. In retrospect, that might be half of the problem.

Nowhere Man by  1lostone | 76.4K

When Stiles leaves Beacon Hills, he does it without a backwards glance. For two years he is happy on the other side of the country- until someone targets not only him, but his daughter.

Unfortunately, the asshole bodyguard his dad hired to make sure he gets back home is none other than Derek Hale. And that’s really not very good for either of them.

the shortest distance between two points (is the line from me to you) by decideophobia | 23.7K

“You—I—” Stiles splutters for a second, scrutinizing Derek’s face. He huffs in frustration. “I take it all back. You haven’t changed at all, you’re still acting like a petulant ten-year-old who unleashes his bad mood on others. You know, all Unleash the Derek style.”

“‘Unleash the Derek’?” Derek asks, dubiously.

“Yeah,” Stiles nods, gazing out the window again. “You know, the thing where you dump your bad mood on others, pour your suffocating attitude over everyone around you, twist everything that is said to you into some sort of—insult or whatever. It’s what I used to call it back in high school.”

“Sometimes I get the feeling you were dropped on your head an awful lot as a child,” Derek says appraisingly, eyebrows furrowed.

Stiles snorts. “Yeah, right back at you.”

Derek’s lips quirk in amusement, he arches his eyebrows. “I was, actually. But unlike you I regained full health.”

Salutations or Something by  ravingrevolution | 155.4K

He needed an actual hobby outside of work where he would interact with actual people who did not live with him or talk to him through the internet or his phone.

Like yoga? His stupid mind supplied in an annoyingly accurate imitation of Scott’s voice.

Stiles sighed.

Like yoga.

“Fuck.”

Request!

Credit to @/mysticsend for the list!

Request a prompt for a Riverdale character, and I’ll get to writing it as soon as I can! The characters I write for are Archie, Jughead, Betty, Cheryl, and Veronica! If you want to include a more detailed idea with the prompt, go ahead! If not, it’s alright, I’ll come up with something!


1. “I feel like I’m losing my damn mind.”

2. “Gah! Why are you so cold? Get off of me you icicle!”

3. “Marry me?”

4. “God, I was so worried!” “I was only gone for five minutes!”

5. “Please don’t shut me out.”

6. “I can’t believe you haven’t noticed. I’m screaming for someone to notice, to help me, and yet no one does!”

7. “Who the hell do you think you are?”

8. “This is going to hurt, I’m so sorry.”

9. “Who did this to you?”

10. “I’m gonna kill him!”

11. “Cuddle me you weirdo.”

12. “I’m pregnant.”

13. “Are you…crying? You? Mister/Miss, ‘I don’t cry, I’m tough as hell’?” “Oh shut up, we all have our weaknesses!”

14. “You’re part of the family now, don’t ever think you’re not.”

15. “Breathe, can you do that for me?”

16. “I’m a burden to you!”

17. “I’m better off dead.” “You’re better off alive, with me.”

18. “You’re beautiful, and if anyone says that you’re not, know that they’re damn well wrong.”

19. “You’re warm, s'great for cuddling.”

20. “Send help, the kids are out of control!”

21. “C'mere you sexy thing!”

22. “I, um, might’ve gone a little bit overboard on the shopping.” “A little bit?!”

23. “You did this all for me?” “No, I did this for Jeffrey across the street. Yes I did this for you!”

24. “What the hell is happening to me?”

25. “You aren’t dreaming, look, I’m here, this is real.”

26. “There’s so much blood, it won’t come off!”

27. “Woah, slow down, what’s going on?”

28. “I’m so lucky to have you.”

29. “You mess with her/him, you mess with me.”

30. “That’s it, you’re staying here until I can get this sorted.” “But I–” “No buts!”

31. “I don’t want to sleep alone tonight.”

32. “I love you, you know that right?”

33. “I’m coming to get you, stay there.”

34. “Okay, so don’t freak out, but I got flour everywhere…”

35. “Is it supposed to look like that?” “I think so?” “Is that a question or a statement?”

36. “Woah, I never knew you had a tattoo!”

37. “Are you safe?” “I-I don’t know.”

38. “S/he deserves better than me.”

39. “We’re more than just friends and you know it.”

40. “It’s me! It’s me! Calm down, baby, please.”
41. “What have you been doing? Actually, don’t answer that, I don’t want to know.”

42. “Is the movie too scary? I can stop it if you want and we could watch something else.”

44. “Touch her again, and I’ll kill you.” “Will you? Because last time I checked, petty threats don’t do shit, ____. They just piss me off more.”

45. “You don’t mess with my family.”

46. “What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”

47. “Please don’t leave me.”

48. “Did you just slap my ass?” “Actually, I firmly grasped it.” “Did you just quote Spongebob?”

49. “Beautiful.”

50. “Let her/him go, please! I’m the one you want!” “Oh really now? What can you do for me?”

51. “I’ve got you, you’re safe now.”

52. “And you didn’t think to tell me about this until now?” “I didn’t think it was that important…”

53. “I can’t carry on this way anymore, I can’t live like this.”

54. “You know if you wanted sex, you could’ve just asked.”

55. “Stop freaking out, you’re making me freak out! And I’m the level headed one of the house!”

56. “Please don’t do this, your family needs you, your friends need you, I need you.”

57. “You can’t hide from me!”

58. “Well this is a nice change of scenery.” “_____, we’re in a prison cell.” “I was being sarcastic.”

59. “How sweet, sacrificing yourself for her, when did you get a heart?”

60. “Um, I don’t think that what you’re doing is legal, so if you could just let me go, that would be great.”

61. “I thought you said you knew where we were going.” 
“Yeah I lied.”

62. “Shit, you’re freezing, let’s get you warmed up, alright?”

63. “What happened to me?”

64. “I’m not letting you sleep on the floor, get up here.”

65. “It’s not like I’m some broken vase that you can just glue back together and then expect that everything will be okay again! It doesn’t work like that!”

66. “Everything I’ve done is for you, you’re the only thing in the world that matters to me.”

67. “Are you seriously stuck right now?” “Don’t just stand there! Help me!”

68. “I can’t do the things that you can do.”

69. “Please don’t post that, no!” “Oops, too late.”

70. “What game is that?”

71. “I said create a distraction, not this!”

72. “We’re in public, stop that.”

73. “I had some food from your fridge, I hope you don’t mind.”

74. “Hand over the girl.” “That’s not gonna happen in your lifetime.”

75. “Can you stop poking me?!” “I’m not poking you.”

76. “I’ve already told you this, we’re not killing anyone!”

77. “I’m about seventy five percent sure that this bridge won’t break.” 
“Only seventy five?!”

78. “I need you to be my girlfriend for about five minutes.”

79. “I don’t need protecting!”

80. “You know they’re going to use the things you love against you.”

81. “It’s locked!” “You mean we’re stuck in here?”

82. “Shut up.” “I didn’t say anything.” “I don’t care, shut up.”

83. “Hey! I was watching that!”

84. “I thought they’d killed you, I’m glad I thought wrong.”

85. “Not now, I’m busy.”
“But it’s been so long!”

Arrested Development Starters

For the lazy option if you can’t pick on, send Arrested Reverse & the mun will generate a random number for the muse to react to or say ( mun’s choice ) // Any words with <highlighted like this> can be replaced with different words, pronouns, nouns, and names. 

  1. AI’m just hoping to get mildly injured.
  2. Will someone please have the decency to punch me in the face?
  3. Stop lying. Stop manipulating. Just be nicer.
  4. I don’t know what I expected.
  5. No sugar for you. You just get more awful. 
  6. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
  7. I don’t know who that is, and I don’t care to find out.
  8. I made a pun! Even in this time of stress.
  9. Here’s some money, go see a Star War.
  10. I’ll be in the hospital bar. 
  11. It’s <his/her/their> glasses. They make <him/her/them> look like a lizard.
  12. Oh, <she/he/they> thinks I’m too critical. That’s another fault of <hers/his/theirs>.
  13. You spent $68 on hair conditioner?
  14. A small price to pay for self-esteem, <name>.
  15. Would a coward have this?
  16. If you’d tried and failed, I’d understand, but you didn’t even try.
  17. So, I didn’t even fail, and I don’t see you giving me credit for that.
  18. You seem more villainous than usual, <name>, are you sober?
  19. You know, I think you are looking for a reason this isn’t going to work because you can’t handle happiness, and you like to suffer. 
  20. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
  21. A trick is something a whore does for money. Or candy.
  22. Look what the homosexuals have done to me.
  23. You’re not the one staring 5 years in the face. 
  24. Well, right now I’m staring 100 years in the face!
  25. If you’re saying I saying I play favorites, you’re wrong. I love all my <children/etc> equally.
  26. You taste these tears. Taste my sad, <name>.
  27. I’m a failure. I can’t even fake the death of a stripper. 
  28. My gut is telling me “no” but my gut is also very hungry. 
  29. All I could think was if something were to ever happen to me, how sad I’d be, you know?
  30. I’ve got friends, <name>. I just don’t talk to them because I work all the time. 
  31. Listen if you insist on speaking to me like you’re my <wife/husband/partner>, then don’t be surprised to find my dick in you and then you never hear from me again. 
  32. There’s only one sleeping bag so we’re gonna have to double up. Pigs in a blanket. 
  33. I need you to act as my <boyfriend/girlfriend/partner> to help me get in.
  34.  If you feel something moving down there, it’s just the bird. 
  35. <name> I appreciate your bravery. And I know everything seems doomed now, and believe me, I’m in a similar situation myself, but trust me. We are fucked. We are fucked. 
  36. Oh, I have a list of men that could fill every opening you have. 
  37. Excuse me, does these effectively hide my thunder?
  38. I don’t see you crying, robot!
  39. I’ve got it down to two, but honestly, I don’t even want to choose. 
  40. I just feel… I feel like the prettiest <girl/boy/dancer> at the dance. 
  41. Please tell me there’s some coffee left!
  42. I don’t want no part of your tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!
  43. We have unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. 
  44. We loved her/him/them just as much as any of you normal kids. More than <name>.
  45. It’s a great day…. For being sad. 
  46. I was just wondering if you might want to… Bid me fair ‘morrow.
  47. This is no longer a peace pizza. This is a war pizza. 
  48. I’m afraid I just “blue” myself. 
  49. Daddy/Mommy horny, <name>.
  50. If that’s a veiled criticism about me, I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it.
  51. Oh, boy, I got some looks on the bus ‘cause of this. 
  52. Look who feels the sting of an ungrateful <child/friend/etc>. 
  53. <Mother/Father/name/etc>, you have to receive something to be ungrateful. 
  54. “I’m <mom/dad/name/etc>, and I want to shoot down everything you say- so I feel good about myself.”
  55. Here you go, hot tea, ‘cause that’s what you are, a hottie.
  56. I like to fuck with people. That’s what I do. 
  57. I will not take this sacred duty lightly. 
  58. I am going to get you the single most healthiest call <girl/boy/etc> that this town has ever seen.
  59. This is why I’m calling it a “witness,” and not a “<best man/bridesmaid>.”
  60. Look, all you have to do is watch.
  61. Oh, I’m not going to spend this money and not watch.
  62. Actually, I was going to stay in my office tonight and work on my law blog. 
  63. Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?
  64. If you weren’t all the way on the other side of the room I’d slap your face.
  65. I was like a cat. I always ended up on all fours.
  66. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. 
  67. I mean, it’s one banana, <name>. What could it cost? 10 dollars?
  68. You’re telling me there’s no alcohol? What the hell are we supposed to do for two days?!
  69. Oh my god! You still doing breakfast burritos?
  70. If that <man/woman/etc> is straight than I am sober. 
  71. What are you doing? Are you trying to cry?
  72. OH, MY GOD, WE’RE HAVING A FIRE.. sale.
  73. I suppose I’m buy-curious. 
  74. Hey, where the fuck are my hard-boiled eggs?
  75. For there’s a <man> inside me, and only when <he’s> finally out I can walk free of pain. 
  76. Well, I spend so much time making sweet love on my <wife/husband>, that it’s hard to hear anything over the clatter of <her breasts/his chest>–
  77. We shan’t be telling your <mother/father> this, shan’t we?
  78. <name>, you blowhard!
  79. Who’d like a banger in the mouth? Oh… right, I forgot; here in the states you call it “a sausage” in the mouth. 
  80. It’s a tough job, might require some agility.
  81. And that’s why… You always leave a note. 
  82. You know, the universe works in mysterious ways, <name>. You never know where help is going to come from until you look for it. 
  83. I’m a saint, you know. I’m a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it. 
  84. Well, you get a false feeling of superiority. 
  85. That is nice, but this time it’s not enough. 
  86. Illusions, <dad/mom/name>! You don’t have time for my illusions.
  87. Don’t judge me. You’re the selfish one. You’re the one who charged <his/her/their/your> own <brother/sister/friend/cousin/etc> for a frozen banana. 
  88. You’ve never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you?
  89. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes <a diet> is the best defense.
  90. I know you’re the big marriage expert– Oh, I’m sorry. I forgot. Your <wife/husband/partner> is dead. 
  91. Let me ask you, are you at all concerned about an uprising?
  92. Oh! <He’s/She’s/They have> got a sharpened noodle! <pronoun> trying to noodle-stab me!
  93. The next thing I know, I’m running for my life. 
  94. Check your lease, <man/dude/etc>, because you’re living in FUCK CITY. 
  95. <She’s/He’s/etc> trying to prove that <pronoun> closer to my <children/friends/family> than I am…. but jokes on <pronoun>, because <pronoun> doesn’t know how little  I care for <name>. 
  96. I feel like a fucking idiot. 
  97. Well, I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.
  98. Everything this <family/team/etc> does is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to…. set myself on fire!
  99. Why should I have to sit and cheer <name>? <name> never cheers for me.
  100. I can’t. Because I’m… Don’t want to.