i just want to be proud of my body

Dating Zach Dempsey Would Include
  • always telling him no to something and him pouting like a child
  • him doing it anyway and you getting upset
  • Zach apologizing and trying to be romantic about it
  • emphasis on the word ‘trying’
  • him throwing rocks at your window to get your attention
  • until he ends up throwing a particularly heavy one and breaking your window
  • never being able to stay mad at him because he’s just too cute
  • stealing all his Nike sweaters and hoodies
  • wearing his letterman jacket at school
  • walking in the halls with his arm around your shoulder
  • fully supporting him when he told you he wanted to be a marine biologist
  • going to all his games
  • wearing his Jersey
  • almost losing your voice from cheering him on so much
  • “WOOOOO, GO ZACH. THATS MY BOYFRIEND!”
  • being proud of him
  • him giving you private basketball lessons
  • sweaty hugs
  • the guys taking a liking to you immediately
  • always being over at Bryces house
  • only really going there to make sure Zach doesn’t do anything stupid
  • you’re actually the mother of the group
  • “Come on, babe, just one more beer-”
  • “No, you’ve had enough!”
  • “I only had one!”
  • “And that’s enough!”
  • being the victim of Bryces catcalls once
  • Zach threatening to cut up all his body parts
  • starting with his dick
  • “It’s just a joke, Dempsey-”
  • “Shut the fuck up, Walker.”
  • hanging around Alex because he’s pretty funny
  • being disappointed in Alex when he does something dumb with the boys
  • frowning upon the list and ripping it up when it was passed to you
  • you being too late because several pictures were already taken of it
  • being upset with Zach when you found out about the tapes and Hannah
  • making him go to her grave to properly apologize to her
  • being there with him
  • trying not to be dragged in all the drama going on with the tapes
  • taking pictures of him when he does something cute
  • which is all the time in your opinion
  • having play dates with his little sister
  • being scared of his mom but never telling him that
  • he finds out eventually though
  • “you’re scared of her too?”
  • sweet, fluffy first time
  • you coming up with the most ridiculous pet names for him
  • “Hey, babe, can you hand me my shirt.”
  • “Sure thing, Bunny Farts.”
  • him calling you at midnight just to hear your voice
  • “you’re an idiot but you’re my idiot”
  • hugging him from behind and peppering kisses along his face when he’s spacing out to remind him that he’s not alone

Originally posted by void-obriens

hi thomas, i hope you’re having a wonderful day/night/whatever time is it. i want you to see this before mermay ends bc i’m very proud of this one so i’m submitting again

 i hadn’t draw in a while bc of everythings that has been going on in my country lately (venezuela fyi) and i just felt very sad and unmotivated, but your videos are one of the few things that manage to make me genuinely smile and keep going and you have been one of the reasons my mental health is crumbling so i wanted to make you this to thank you. i know you’ve struggled with you body positivity before but i think you sould know you’re a very handsome man no matter what and wanted to express that with my drawing

♡ te quiero mucho, gracias por existir ♡

(i don’t think this counts as nsfw but idk) 

also here’s the link to the original post in case you want to reblog it 

- andrea 

Thomas: AMAZING!!! Goodness gracious, you all are so talented, and I’m happy to be able to help you any way I can!!! Love this!

Issues (Smut)

MASTERLIST

Request: Jeep sex and a good bit of fluff.

A/N: This is my first story in like 8392 years and I’m so put of practice so please bare with me because it’s not great. Also shoutout to Emily. You’re the real mvp. Feedback would be great. 

Word count: 4,185

We were sitting in the jeep on the highway from Toronto back to Pickering and though we weren’t even half way yet, the drive seemed longer than usual.
Painfully longer. 

Though it was a rather warm summer day, I felt the chills run down my bare arms the soon as we got into the car. The pesky silence between us was smothering, suffocating really and made my entire body linger in the most uncomfortable way possible. 

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anonymous asked:

Hi love! What would you say the top ten sterek fics you've ever read are?

This was REALLY HARD. Mainly bc it’s hard to choose only 10. Because I’m leaving off some great fics (which is why there are more than 10 on here :3)! And some I get mixed up bc I read them so long ago and near each other. (You can always browse my fave fic list here) But I’ve narrowed it to this list. These are the fics that really left impressions on me. They’re all amazing and deserve to be read and loved!!! So…have a TOP 27 FAVE STEREK FICS list :DDDD

1. Cry Havoc by ladyblahblah

In Beacon Hills, the two-year war that’s been raging between werewolves and hunters has begun spilling over onto the civilian population. Meanwhile, in Boston, when the tattoo on Stiles Stilinski’s back is damaged on a late-night hunt he begins to have dreams that lead him across the country, drawn by an inexplicable conviction that he’s needed there. When he discovers that Derek Hale began the war after his mate was killed, Stiles finds himself being offered a strange deal: figure out how to bring the alpha’s mate back, and peace talks can begin.

2. Where the Inevitable Isn’t by Survivah

Stiles has a magical thingamajig that’s supposed to get him out of danger. Trouble is, it took him really, really far out of danger. Like, to the point where he isn’t in the same universe anymore.

“A part of Stiles had been thinking that he’d come home, and just go, ‘hey, Derek, are we mates and you just haven’t said anything about it?’ and Derek would reply, ‘now you mention it, we are indeed! Now come to my bedchamber, where we will have super hot sex and then cuddle after!’”

3. Pack Up; Don’t Stray by the_deep_magic

AU – Werewolves are an enslaved underclass, collared and tagged by human masters. Detective Stilinski’s on duty the night they bring in an untagged stray.

4. Our Memories Are Numbered by rufflefeather

Stiles’ Jeep grinds to a halt, he sees someone running through the rain, he’s not expecting it to be Derek. He’s not expecting a Derek without any memories either, or an Alpha pack that’s coming for all of them. He probably should’ve, because lately nothing goes the way he expects.

5. Ad Astra Per Tentaculum by morganoconner

Space contains a multitude of different species, and Derek has seen and helped a lot of them in his time taking down branches of the slave-trade organization. But this is the first time he’s seen an Aloshrivnik. It’s not the tentacles that draw him in; it’s the goddamn eyes that stare at him without backing down.

“Stiles,” it says to him. “My name is Stiles.”

6. Part of My Melody by hayesgeneration

Derek is a professional classical musician who has found himself lost without a muse, without goal and without even a hint of spark. He’s almost settled nearly contently (if not slightly unwillingly) on having to live his life as a recluse, when his sister finally grows tired of his antics, giving him a Christmas ultimatum.

7. Littlest Alpha by triedunture

Derek and Stiles have taken out the Alpha Pack and pretty much saved the world. Okay, the town. Okay, their remaining friends. But the Alphas left something behind: a baby. And this baby is an Alpha too. Derek is determined to take care of the abandoned child, and Stiles is stuck going along for the ride.

But Stiles doesn’t expect the ride to include seeing another side of Derek, or to find another way to say “family.”

8. Holding Your Own Weight by zjofierose

Stiles Stilinski is the best trapeze artist west of the Mississippi, but that doesn’t do him much good without a catcher. Enter one quiet roughneck who calls himself Derek and knows maybe a little too much about circus arts for someone who was hired to schlep tents. But Derek has his secrets, and so does the new girl, Allison. Who’s being hunted and who’s being haunted, and will Stiles ever be able to convince Derek to help him fly again?

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You Can’t Protect Me From Everything // Shawn Mendes

Authors Note: So this here is a combination of “Can you do one where Shawn breaks up with y/n because she been hate getting on and after a couple of days she was up I to the hospital because (idk whatever you are comfortable with) and Shawn found out from the the internet and went to drive over there because he still loves her and they get back together” + “can you do an imagine where y/n is roughly 2/3 years younger than shawn ? ((shawn 19, y/n 16))” 

Warning: Y/n talks about self harm and I would also like to mention that she’s angry about it and her views on it does not mean they’re mine or the right view


“I think it’s best if we didn’t see each other for a while,” Shawn mumbled stroking my back softly as he held me in his arms. I froze, the words ticking over in my head. He wanted to break up. 

“What?” I ask, trying to sound strong but my voice quivers. I sit up on the couch, pulling away from his touch and turning off the TV.

“I just think that its time that we had some time apart, know what its like to not have each other,” I try to hold his burning gaze but his words feel as though they’re slicing me apart and I look away. 

“Am I not enough for you anymore?” I ask, my fingers sliding the dainty, gold ring Shawn got me for my birthday in a nervous manner. 

“You’re just young Y/n and I thought it would-” 

“So that’s what this is about,” I hiss, Shawn looking shocked at my sudden anger.

“What? No I’m just-”

“You know I don’t care that your fans think I’m too young for you,” I state, crossing my arms over my chest as if to keep the frustration at bay.

“I know you don’t baby but,” He trails off, trying to catch my eye.

“If I can deal with it why can’t you?” I whisper, the anger giving way to a hollow like feeling.

“I don’t want you to have to deal with it!” Shawn shouts, suddenly standing up. He walks out the room and after a moment of shock, I follow.

“What do you mean?” I ask, nerves on a high. I’ve never seen Shawn so angry in the 8 months that we’ve been dating. He’s leaning against the sink a glass of water in his hand.

“I hate coming to see you and seeing tears in your eyes that you so desperately try to hide but I know, Y/n, I know that they’re from the hate. That the fans can’t take me being 19 and you being 16,” He chucks the glass in the sink, the sound of the glass hitting the metal harsh against my ears.

“I won’t go on it anymore,” I say gently, approaching him cautiously. 

“I don’t want you to have to cut off social media just because of me, this is why I didn’t want to tell everyone about us,” His anger seems to turn on me.

“Shawn,” I gasp, recoiling back. 

“But you kept asking me, Shawn lets just tell them, Shawn I don’t want to hide,” He mocks me, my irritation growing. 

“I didn’t want to hide my relationship. I have every right to tell people that I’m dating you and show everyone how much you mean to me,” I snap, slamming my hand on the counter.

“Why couldn’t we just keep it between us though? Why are you so desperate to tell people?” He mutters, striking a nerve. 

“You were asking me to go places with you that were deserted so that no one would see us and post about it on social media. When we would go out to the movies or dinner, I had to put a meter between us so it looked like we were just friends hanging out,” I turn away from him, not wanting him to see my tears. 

“I was proud of our relationship and to hide it like that, made me feel like… like you were ashamed of me or something,” 

“With an age gap like that,” I hear him say so quietly that I thought I imagined it but when I turned around, facing his icy gaze, I knew he said it.

“Fine,” I sob, voice cracking. “I see how you really feel. I”ll leave,” I don’t look at him as I grab my coat from the counter, chucking it around my body that felt so cold all of a sudden. 

I didn’t look back at him as I walked down the hall to the front door, pulling it open and standing out in the frosty air. 

When I did look back, I saw him standing there still, starring at me with an unreadable expression until the door closed and I could no longer see him. No longer see an us.


It was like I couldn’t feel anything. As if my whole body was numb to everything. I layed in the small single bed, the bland white walls starring back into my face as I looked at nothing in particular. 

I didn’t want to be here, I so desperately wanted to be anywhere else. I bring my hand up to move some hair that fell in my eyes and the stinging pain brings my attention to my arm. The plate. The blood. My Mothers horrified expression. They all come flooding back and I look away.

I was washing the dishes when I accidentally smashed a plate. I must admit however, my actions were governed by the anger from Shawn’s quick dismissal of our relationship. 

I remember the pain in my arm, the sharp cuts that appeared; completely by accident. Unfortunately however, because of my relationship ending only a couple days before, apparently that gave me a valid reason to harm myself. 

When my Mum walked into the kitchen, her gaze locked on the water stained red with my own blood and a broken piece of the plate in my hand she immediately thought the worst. Not once did she give me a chance to explain that it was an accident, instead rushing me to the hospital where I’ve been for the past 2 days, under constant monitoring. 

I sigh, turning the TV off, finding no interest in the cartoon that was playing. The silence allows me to hear the just audible voices outside my room.

“I just want to see her,” a male’s voice says, and I sit up straighter. Shawn.

“She’s very tired, sir,” A nurses voice replies and I roll my eyes. I was fine and in need of food other then what they served at the hospital. 

“Can I have just 5 minutes, 5…please,” I hear him beg. The door opens, the creaking sound alerting me off someones presence. 

“Miss, you have a visitor,” My nurse tells me, and she allows Shawn to walk past her, closing the door after him, leaving him and I alone together. 

I don’t say anything. Simply stare at him as he runs his gaze over my body tucked into the sheets, the bandages wrapped around my right arm from my wrist to my elbow. Up to my face where it lingers, reading my expression.

“How did you-”

“Don’t say anything,” He snaps, moving forward to sit next to me in the seat beside my bed. I close my mouth hastily.

“Why would you do this to yourself?” He murmurs, running a finger over the bandage. I roll my eyes, knowing he thinks I cut myself, just like everyone else.

“Do you know how hard it was to find out my girlfriend cut her self and to not hear it from you but from online?” He asks, voice full of exasperation and something else, maybe hurt… fear? 

“Ex-girlfriend,” I utter. An awkward silence fills the room and I don’t dare meet his eyes. 

“I was on this afternoon,” he begins and I stare at the vase in the corner of my room filled with blooming violets. 

“I saw so many tweets with your name and self harm and I just… I felt my stomach drop,” His voice lowers to a whisper. “I didn’t want it to be true, to find out that my girl hurt herself because she couldn’t handle what she was feeling,” 

I stay silent still, listening to his soothing voice and allowing myself for one moment to believe we were still together. 

“I saw pictures that some fan account had tagged me in and it was of you getting rushed into the hospital. I called your mum- which by the way, she is extremely unhappy with me, but I found out it was true and you were here,” he sighs rubbing his eyes tiredly. “Why Y/n?”

I look at him, seeing his normally sparkling brown eyes, dull and red.

“I was washing the dishes.” I start, finally finding someone who would listen to my side of the story rather than my mothers who was abrupt and panic filled. “I was so angry with how things ended and then I remember slamming the plate down a little too hard and it broke- the glass cutting my arm. Before I had time to clean up my Mum walked in and she thought I cut myself because of what happened with us,”

He looks at me, shocked. “You didn’t purposely cut yourself?” He asks, a serious expression masking his face.

“No- everyone just thinks I did,” He reaches out, wrapping me in his arms.

“I was so scared that you meant it,” he murmurs into my hair before pulling away. 

“I would never Shawn,” I tell him, his hand gripping mine tightly. A silence falls over us and it reminds me of the sharp words he chucked at me. I tug my hand out his grip, coughing awkwardly.

“I um,” He says softly. “I didn’t. I want. I..” He stutters, not knowing what to say.

“I’m sorry I pressured you into telling everyone about us. I wouldn’t have if I knew how much you didn’t want to,” I mumble, pulling a loose thread in my blanket. 

“No, baby, I wanted to tell everyone as well,” He rushes to say, alarm filling his eyes. “I just, I read some of the hate you got and it was so awful. I felt so ashamed of having these people who said the most disgusting things to you as my fans and I wanted to protect you from it,”

“You can’t protect me from everything Shawn,” I tell him, brushing back a piece of hair that fell on his forehead up out of his eyes.

“You didn’t deserve what they were saying and I thought the best way to stop it was to break up with you. That was the worst decision of my life,” I tighten my hold on his hand.

“I can agree with that,” I hum, smiling at him.

“Everything I said was just a lie, I knew the only way for you to agree was to hurt you. I hated saying those things to you and seeing the look on your face when I said them,” 

“I want you to know that I don’t care what they say or how many years older you are then me,” I say, and he kisses my knuckles softly. 

“I’m sorry,” He mumbles, and I pat the space on the bed next to me, letting him sit next to me. “I really don’t care how old you are. Actually I love that you’re younger then me. Gives me more of a reason to want to protect you,” he kisses my forehead softly

“Good,” I smirk at him and he nudges my shoulder with his own.

“So does this mean we’re an item again?” he teases, his eyes twinkling.

“Depends,” I grin.

“On what?” 

“You’re going to have to face my mothers wrath,” His face paled. 

“Give me strength,”

Originally posted by smendesgifs

Going with Harry to tape the BBC Radio 1 interview with Grimmy (Fluffy af)

Or when you have to keep secret that you filmed a video question for Harry…

“Nervous?” you ask before taking a large bite of toast with butter and jam.

“It’s just a normal chat with Nick,” he wipes the crumbs from your lip before you can swat his hand away, adding, “I’m just nervous for it to air.”

“Yeah, too bad we can’t be on the beach with Nicky when that happens,” you smirk from your perch on one of the tall stools by the breakfast bar.

Harry smacks your thigh lightly from his seat next to you, nearly spitting out his tea. “You know he hates when you call him that,” he tilts his head to the side as his body shakes silently with laughter.

“‘S’why I call ‘im that,” you say with a mouthful of jam.

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EXO 101: A Crash Course

Park Chanyeol 

Originally posted by megglesbagels

Soft baby by day, sexy mofo by night. Can do everything?? Sing, rap, dance, cook, act, write and produce music, play the guitar (classical, spanish, lead, and rhythm omg) and the piano and the drums, has the body of an elf king. He’s also AMAZING with children as shown [here - skip to 12:17 and WATCH you won’t regret it] and dogs too! All animals really. He’s Korean Snow White. With abs. And if Snow White was extra. 

Also the kindest soul ever. He’s always smiling, even when he’s down. He literally said, and I quote; “No matter how difficult something is, I will always be positive and smile like an idiot.” His then-girlfriend nicknamed him “Happy Virus.” Constantly buys his members gifts, is very tall (well over six feet), and he’s the most extroverted and sociable person - actually friends with everyone. 10/10 amazing human.  


Byun Baekhyun

Originally posted by junhyyo

Don’t let him fool you!!! He looks soft but he will fuck you up with his cheeky lil smile and pelvic sorcery and unearthly vocals and uGH. His wit is unparalleled like omg, so sassy and hilarious and sharp. Also a huge nerd when it comes to anime, manga, and video games. Once gave a picture of himself to another member as a gift, the lil shit.  

He’s incredibly passionate about his career and his members, and I think it was Kyungsoo who said that it’s Baek who keeps them all together at times. In summary: Byun Baekhyun is what happens when a demon and an angel do the do. 


D.O./Do Kyungsoo:

Originally posted by sehuntiful

Do Kyungsoo? More like Do Me, Kyungsoo. I’m sorry I’m so thirsty Ksoo…I don’t even know where to begin with this one. First of all, he single-handedly saved the human race from extinction with his voice. He’s savage af, so much so that he’s affectionately nicknamed “Satansoo” and he will smack a bitch. He’s also so soft and squishy at the same time, you’ll get whiplash. And his acTING. Lord in heaven. And I believe he didn’t even have acting lessons?? The nerve of him. He, too, is sex on legs, and he might be quieter than the others, but y’all best listen when he talks cause boy bout to spill the tea. 

He’s also very paternal in that he takes care of the other members a lot, like when Kai, his roommate, isn’t feeling well, he’ll care for him or go out to get food for him. And he can cook really well. I’m gonna stop now before I end up writing an entire dissertation ;’)


Lay/Zhang Yixing

Originally posted by glorious-soobooty

ALSO NOT PURE ABORT ABORT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Oh my god. Anyway. Zhang Yixing is the perfect contradiction. On the one hand, he’s an actual baby lamb - laugh and all. On the other hand, he’s the human embodiment of the NC-17 rating. Like, hide yo kids. Yixing is also one of the Chinese members of EXO, so he often leaves to promote his solo music which is in Chinese, and he works so incredibly hard and deserves all the success. He also writes the lyrics, and composes and arranges the music! 

And…his dancing. Proof that god exists. There is literally no part of his body that Yixing does not have absolute command over - and you can see it because he is so precise, confident, and sexy. :’) 


Suho/Kim Junmyeon

Originally posted by oohsehunnies

I actually had to cover his face while writing this because holy–

Yup. Moving on. 

Actually, back to his face (and the rest of him): Remember when Da Vinci was conceptualizing the Vitruvian Man (lol only 90′s kids will remember…1490′s kids, that is). You know that picture of the guy with another pair of arms and legs superimposed on him, inside a circle? The drawing theorizing the ideal proportions of the human body? Yup, true story: Junmyeon was Da Vinci’s muse. Suho’s face is so symmetrical, it inspired mathematicians to write the golden ratio. He is a genetic miracle, a statistical outlier, a national treasure–

Anyway *sweats*. ALSO. Let’s talk about his personality. Myeon is the mom of EXO, the leader, so he’s naturally very parental. He actually chose the stage name “Suho” because it means guardian. He always does his best to keep his kids the members together and doing what they need to be doing. Always pays for things ($Junmoney$), and is the person a lot of them confide in and go to for comfort or advice, especially Sehun. 

He’s such a dad too - like his dad joke ratings are off the charts. 10/10 would build you a tree house and tuck you in at night. 


Oh Sehun

Originally posted by sehurn

Maknae. Icon. Legend. Used to have a lisp. 

People sometimes think he’s cold or reserved because of his face, but as you can see in the gif, he’s literal sunshine. He once cried on stage because he was knocked on the head by a camera - but he wasn’t crying because the injury hurt, he was crying because he wasn’t allowed to perform because of it, and he felt like he was disappointing his fans. He also cried during a radio show when asked about his other members - he said every night before he falls asleep, he prays for them and he prays that they all stay together and are successful and happy. And now I’m crying. 

Everyone is in love with him

His dancing resurrected me from the dead, put my children through college, and ended world hunger because damn we are fed when that boy moves. 

Sehun was once invited to Paris for a Louis Vuitton fashion show and became king of France. I’m not kidding. All he did was show up, and there was a huge crowd already there to greet him as if he were royalty, and he was voted best dressed at the show by Vogue. He went to the Louvre, and people were studying and appreciating him, the actual art.  


Chen/Kim Jongdae

Originally posted by dayafterdae

Ah, little dino bby. He’s iconic for many reasons: 

1) His smile. It curls up at the corners like this :}

2) When he laughs, he literally goes HAHAHAHAHA like wow, amazing, I want this as my ringtone

3) He screams a lot. Nickelodeon once made a show about him called Jongdae: The Last Pterodactyl

4) HIS VOCALS. Un-freaking-believable. He’s the male version of Mariah Carey. 

5) Speaks really good Chinese! (He’s Korean) 

6) An amazing human?? He donates to charity so often and he doesn’t do it for publicity either. He takes good care of the other members too. 

Jongdae, let me put a ring on it. 


Xiumin/Kim Minseok

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

HERE WE GO. My precious boy :’)

Minseok. The eldest. Also known as the best person to ever exist. Like Kyungsoo, he doesn’t talk much because he’s a shy lil bean, but once he warms up to you, the things that come out of his mouth are so deep and cute and funny and wowow I want ten of him

Is the least likely to cry

Was chubby (and so adorable!!) as a little kid, and now he has a six pack. Because of his weight as a kid though, he has spoken many times about the issue of body shaming and how people’s perceptions of a person shift based on how they look. He once said these words that made my cold, dead heart beat again: “I don’t have an ideal type. If our hearts match well, then she will look pretty to me.” 

Has the strongest arms in EXO. They all arm wrestled and he won and it was the funniest thing ever. 

Is not only an idol, he’s also getting his Ph.D. Dr. Kim. I can’t believe….

Wants to open his own coffee shop, and I don’t drink coffee, but I would chug any dish-water-coffee-grinds-filth that he would serve me because damn I love him. 


Kai/Kim Jongin

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

R00D MOTHERF*CKER. 

The Bias Wrecker. Or just your bias, plain and simple 

Kim Jongin is one of nature’s greatest accomplishments. His gams are the eighth wonder of the world - and he puts them to use when he dances, like please kick me in the face with those omfg 

His laugh. Astounding. Also don’t stand too close when he laughs because he will hit you. It’s just what he does lmao

He’s basically a hip young old man - so hot but so sleepy. He’ll sleep at any given opportunity. 

Very fond of fried chicken. And dogs. But not in terms of eating, for the latter

Learned ballet for ten years and it shows, and I just wANT TO SEE HIM IN A LEOTARD DAMMIT

He has darker skin than the other members which people used to make fun of him for and still do comment on, but he says he loves it and he is proud of his body :’) we are too bby!!


Other random facts

EXO originally had 12 members but 3 left and we’re not going to talk about it okay? okay

- Chen and Xiumin are married best friends. Xiumin actually said in an interview that Chen is “like my wife” 

- Sehun is now officially Lord Oh Sehun of Glencoe, Scotland because his fans are the most Extra and purchased the estate for his birthday :’) 

- Chanyeol once folded one hundred paper cranes for his girlfriend as a gift, but in the middle of doing this, she called him and broke up with him

- Baekhyun can’t cook for shit but at least he’s pretty 

- Kai dated F(X)’s Krystal 

- Kyungsoo once said to the camera that he is “not pure” 

- Yixing starred in a gay sci-fi movie where he and this other dude have a baby

- Suho is a health nut. Just like how girls always have pads and tampons on them, Suho has multivitamins 


For @the-porcelain-doll-xo because I’m the friend that wants to drag you into hell with me, and I can’t wait for you to get into EXO ahhhhh ily <33

How shall I not be ashamed of my scars when as soon as I’m kinda ok with them and wear short sleeves I feel like people judge me because ‘why isn’t she hiding them? Is she proud? Does she want attention?’ Like, dude, most of them have been on my body for years and they’ll all stay till I begin to rot. I did not put them there just this morning for you to see. But as I (unfortunately) am still alive there are hot days and I do not want to wear long clothes for the rest of my life. I’m not ashamed of my scars themselves, I could live with them. I’m ashamed of the cliches and prejudices people have in their heads because I always fear they’re right.

No Pain, No Gain - Jeff Atkins x Reader

Request - “I was wondering if I could request a Jeff x reader working out together?”

“One more crunch! Yes! That’s my girl.” Jeff smiled at you. He was holding your feet and giving you the stupidest grin.

“Your turn!” You flipped up to your feet and began pushing him toward to pull up bar. He shot you a flashing grin.

“Oh, Y/N. I’m going to annihilate you.” He rolled his shoulders and stretched out his hands a few times. He jumped to reach the bar, winked at you, then started doing pull ups. Trying to hold in the drool and conceal the evident joy in watching him work out, you placed your hand over your mouth.

He grinned at you consistently through his pull ups, and when he started to tire you shouted; “C'MON JEFF!” Which fuelled him to do a few more.

“One last row?” You asked. He flashed you yet another pearly white smile.
“You’re on, Y/N/N.”

The both of you sat on the two rowing machines in the corner.

“How do you still look cute when you’re all red and sweaty?” Jeff laughed.

“Are you kidding? Have you even seen yourself right now, Jeff?” You struggled through rows.

“Well there aren’t any mirrors around.” He joked.

“Well- you look like a fucking model. As per usual.” You breathed in mock anger.

“Shut up. You know you’re gorgeous. And you’re nearly at the goal!” He encouraged. “You can do it, babe.”

“No pain, no gain Jeffrey. You better be hitting that goal with me.”

In not too long at all, you both hit your targets and high-fived each other.

“Good work, Y/N/N.” Jeff said, handing you a bottle of water.

“Same to you Atkins. First to the car gets pampered when we get home?” You challenged.

“Oh hell yes.” Jeff stretched out his arms.

“3…2…1…” you said in unison. “GO!”

You let your legs carry you and regulated your breathing. Sometimes when you ran, it felt like you were flying. Plus, with the added air of competition and willingness to be able to hold something over your boyfriend, you soared to your car, hitting the bonnet with such force your shoulder buckled slightly. But you wouldn’t let Jeff know.

“LOSER!” You shouted as your boyfriend came up beside you, panting.

“Looks like i am.” He placed a hand on your hip and pulled you in towards him. “I think I’m a little out of breath, I might need CPR.” He smiled.

“It looks like you might.” You rested your hands on his chest. “Now, don’t be afraid if I break a few hearts, that’s normal.”

“I thought it was ribs?” His face conveyed confusion.

“It is, dummy, I thought we were talking in metaphors?” You hit him playfully.

“Just kiss me you weirdo.” He chuckled. You snaked your arms around his neck and pulled his lips down to yours, enveloping him in an exhausted, desperate kind of kiss. He pushed you against the car bonnet, lifting you slightly. Smiling against him in the kiss, you tangled your fingers in his hair, wondering how many people in the Gym Car Park were watching you, and not caring one bit.

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“Huh.” You sighed, throwing yourself down on yours and Jeff’s king-sized bed.

“You look exhausted. Wanna cash in that winners pamper sesh?” Jeff slumped down next to you. You nodded weakly, then rolled onto your stomach. Jeff started to pull your sticky gym clothes off, with difficulty as you were refusing to move.

Jeff left, but you were too tired to verbally complain. Momentarily, you realised why upon the sensation of cold, wet, liquid on your back, and a subtle scent of olives. Your boyfriend massaged the olive oil into your lower back to begin with, and slowly moved up to your shoulders. His hands rolled over all your aches, smoothing all the knots and calming the soreness.

“I saw this, by the way.” He said in a low voice, giving your hurt shoulder some extra attention. “It’s not really damaged, but you should’ve told me, I was worried.”
You nodded a reply. “Sorry.” You mumbled, too focused on how good Jeff’s hands were making you feel. They were slightly rough from all the baseball he played, but not uncomfortably so - they were just right.

Then, Jeff leaned his head down to your hurt shoulder, and dotted kisses anywhere he could manage. He turned his head so that his mouth was by your ear, and whispered; “all better, my love.”

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After a relaxing evening being pampered by your boyfriend, Jeff and you lay in bed ready to sleep. You weren’t entirely sure where your body ended and his began, or vice versa, but that didn’t bother you.

“I’m proud of you, Jeff.” You stroked your hand over his chest.

“What for?”

“Well, for not giving up when I saw you wanted to. On the pull ups.”

He scoffed at you, but didn’t argue.

“I love you, Y/N.” he mumbled into your hair.

“I love you, Jeff.” You beamed back at him, as you watched his green eyes flutter shut.

Stefán Karl Stefánsson is one of the most advanced actors of our time. Yes he is from a children’s show but he has also been in theatre and film. When this man acts he is like a real life cartoon character he can make his own sound effects and when he moves his whole body moves, his face can move so fast that you would have to slow every 10 seconds of whatever your watching right down  just to catch everything he is doing with his face and body. He inspires me. And now it has been comfirmed that since having cancer once before he has gotten it again this time the cancer is terminal.

My heart is shattered but Stefán continues to smile in the face of cancer. He would want us to celebrate his life now and not dwell on what might come in the future. 

His career was formed on making children laugh and I know that this is something he is very proud of.  He would want us all to continue smile and laugh with him even now. I know it’s hard but if he can still smile at a time like this then we must continue to make sure that wonderful smile remains and be brave for him.

His time may be limited but he will live on in our hearts!

We love you, Stefán Karl Stefánsson!

I just want all the monsta x members to be happy with themselves, whether it be how their body looks or all the amazing stuff they’ve accomplished. I never want them to think that they’re not good enough to receive all the love they’re getting, because honestly, they deserve so much more. I just want them to know how amazing they are and how proud they make us all the time. I love my precious humble angels so much :( 

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[request prompt: A Peter x reader one shot where the reader is mute and is always writing down what she wants to say to Peter? Then one day she signs something to him and it keeps happening over and over at random times when they hang out?? he realized later on that she keeps signing “I love you”???]

now it’s time for something sweet ♡

tags [permanent + peter parker]: @ghostedwolf , @lovelybaka , @animexchocolate, @psychicwitchphilosopher , @pharaohkiller , @moonlight53 , @literatureandimmature, @daydr3ams-away, @wannabe-weasley , @mcusebstan , @tmrhollandkay , @pepcvina , @nekonerdxox , @lokigirl18 , @fangeekkk , @kylielo22 , @wavy-ley , @lghockey , @buckysendoftheline , @1022bridgetp , @potterjamesharry , @aenna-4 , @mcheung0314 , @samanthasmileys , @melconnor2007 , @wingsanddarkness , @tiny-friggin-human

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Our Big News

I’m so happy it’s official and I finally get to tell you guys!

So I’ve been distant and preoccupied for the past month as my husband has been interviewing for the job of a lifetime. We didn’t have much hope he would get it since he didn’t go to school for his profession…but he has so much heart that we thought maybe he’d have a chance. After seven long interviews and live coding sessions with him, he got the job. We’re moving to Atlanta, Georgia over the next three weeks or so. This is so huge for me and my family! But it’s more than just moving closer to my family, living in a better place, and making more money.

My husband was home schooled along with his ten siblings. His parents gave him a very poor education, and he’s struggled with that. On top of that, while he was at college working to pay his tuition, he was attacked (I will leave out details for obvious reasons) by a violent criminal and it changed his life. He had to learn how to walk again, how to dress himself again, and how to live knowing his body would never be the same. When we met, he had about 80% function of his legs and only 30% function in his right arm. At 29 he started a new career in programming with no knowledge and no training. And now at 31 he’s come so far and I’m so proud of him. He really is my hero and I just want to shout to the world how amazing he is and how much he inspires me. Today he got his victory. Today he showed life what he’s made of. <3

not all of us are made of stardust
not all of us are gold-breathers, poet-girls, doe eyed boys with soft teeth

I was born with red poppy lips and horns that broke my mother’s poisonous bones. my throat is the wind on the rainy day and I cannot stop the cold or the spring buds. there is a trembling in my hot bones, shaking fingers pressed to parted lips and eyes open too wide

I collect poet’s tongues in a yellow paper envelope with nothing but “empty lungs” written on the back with thick black sharpie

my desk is the space under the sink in the bathroom, the door with the broken lock. it is a burned tile floor with droplets of dried rust blood but it is mine and I will keep both hands on the double-edged sword.

my own teeth are full of the fury of a summer storm, all the wicked power meant for more than this body, meat dripping off the bone. flesh and mind are at war and I am the sole witness to the damage of my vicious honey-bitter soul.

my hands are charcoal, vanilla ice cream in the mouth of an empty-eyed child, vile words on a crisp clean paper.

there are flies on my lips, they can taste my stagnant breath and know that my lungs have been breathing air that wasn’t mine. I can’t get away from the child that used to be me, my decaying name is a shard of glass plunged into my bandaged ribcage every time my mother opens her mouth.

my way out isn’t reading books any more, it is ripping them apart and writing poetry. it is walking in the rain until I can’t feel my arms, burning my tongue on fresh brownies, wearing flowers in the hair that is too long but is mine anyways. it is breathing with bandages and anxiety in every open stall, it is blood and stained glass and permanent markers on my skin. it is the smell of gasoline and the deer who stare at me just out of reach.

I am not a gold-breather, poet girl, I am a doe eyed boy but not with soft teeth. I am sickness, a fever in the brain, a numbness in the body. I am burnt lover letters, a lightning struck tree.
I am judas, kissing jesus not because I was born a traitor but because I want to taste him and neither of us wants to die alone.

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I was quite nervous, so she [Emilia Clarke] was really supportive and reassured me. I’m comfortable with my own nudity, but we all have body hang-ups and I’m no exception to that. Sometimes I want to cry when I’m in a bikini! But I often try to do things I’m afraid of because it takes away the fear. They’re just boobs – we see them every day. I felt really empowered and was really proud when I watched it. I was pleased that I did it and thought it was a beautiful scene. It felt very Adam-and-Eve-like, and it wasn’t about the nudity. There’s a real prudishness when it comes to nudity, but our bodies aren’t something to be ashamed of. There’s nothing indecent or bad about it. But just because I’ve done nudity on GoT doesn’t mean I’ll do it for every job. 

EXO Reacts to: 'Please don't get hurt, I can't lose you. That would kill me.'

Summary: You think they’re sleeping when you whisper these words.

Xiumin

He’d find it cute that you cared so much for him. He’ll face you and reassure you that he will take care of himself and tell you that you have nothing to worry about.

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Kris

He continues to pretend to be asleep, smiling triumphantly. When he’s sure that your fast asleep he returns the loving gesture.

‘I love you too Y/N.’

Originally posted by kriswudaily

Luhan

Dying over how adorable you are! At first he’ll pretend to sleep, but you notice the smirk on his face and he soon turns around and snuggles into your neck.

‘You’re the most precious thing on this planet princess.’

Originally posted by sehanniedew

Suho

Junmyeon thinks that this is the sweetest gesture in the world. He’ll look up at you with a sweet smile on his face, admiring you.

‘How did I get so lucky?’

Originally posted by yixingsosweet

Lay

Yixing remains oblivious to your sweet words, he’s way too deep in his sleep. But, he does unconsciously snuggle closer to you.

Originally posted by xiumined-and-minseoking

Baekhyun

He’s probably gonna tease you a little tbh. This doesn’t mean he isn’t fangirling on the inside though. As soon as he heard that sentence his heart leapt at his chest.

‘Aw jagi, look at you blushing! You’re so cute.’

Originally posted by pcyhappyvirus

Chen

He let’s out a cute giggle over how cute you are. He turns around to look at you and wraps his arms around your body, placing a sweet kiss on your cheek.

‘I love you so much Y/N.’

Originally posted by magnolia-in-may

Chanyeol

Immediately turns around and plasters kisses all over your face, literally squealing how cute you are.

‘Who knew I could love someone as much as I love you?’

Originally posted by urbeautifulway

D.O

His eyes shoot open, and he giggles at the embarrassed look on your face. He embraces your body, and the two of you share a passionate kiss.

‘As long as I have my jagi I’ll be safe and sound.’

Originally posted by nicelyjaythan

Tao

Although he’ll find what you said extremely heart warming and inside he’ll be screaming; he wouldn’t want you to know that he was a big softie so he would pretend to sleep for a while. Like Kris, once he thinks you’re asleep he’ll hold you close and whisper:

‘You are so sweet, I love you Y/N.’

Originally posted by shinylightblue

Kai

Jongin will be speechless, he’s so overwhelmed by how lovely you are. He stares at you with wide eyes, he falls in love with you all over again. He pulls your body close to his, holding on tight to you for the rest of the night.

‘I can never let you go Y/N, I want to be with you for the rest of my life.’

Originally posted by krismehard

Sehun

This lil brat is gonna carry on sleeping with a proud smirk on his face, your gesture of love and care has just raised his ego x1837382. He’ll bring this up randomly somewhere in the near future to tease you; of course he loves it though.

Originally posted by bubbleflexe

i’m proud to say i got you (1 /2)

this is mostly exploratory and largely self-indulgent, i just want 1A to talk about this. i’ve come to love bakugo a whole bunch so i wont vilify him, but the way the kid treated izuku back when was hecked up and for at least my own sake i want someone to admit it

summary: there’s a history behind midoriya’s stammers and full-body flinches, an ugly word for what he went through before coming to yuuei, tenya just doesn’t want to think it.

2k genfic, iida & deku

story tag / ao3

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Midoriya is very small and impossibly kind, and unlike almost anyone else their age that Tenya has ever met.

For all his strength – and his strength is undeniable, Tenya has known him to be a force to be reckoned with from the moment he and all the other Yuuei hopefuls watched Midoriya topple that giant robot during the entrance exam – Midoriya startles so easily at even the sound of his own name, even called by a friend from across the common room.

He cringes as he turns around, as though experience has taught him to fear. Tenya can’t help but notice that.

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Fest of Anarchy Experience

For those of you asking for all the DL and Juice info (see what I did there.) Here it is let’s start off with my all time Favorite Scottsman, Tommy Flanagan.

• He remembered me from Walker Fest.

• That’s right, he remembered me and you wanna know how? He called me by my nickname he gave me there “Nikki Baby.”

• Tommy also told me he remembered me aside from that nickname – so I knew if it wasn’t already clear before.

• After he recalled me, I wrapped my arms around his side and he stopped me – “Oh no, Nikki Baby, come on closer.” And legit shoved me into his side, ran his hand around my back, up and down my right shoulder, gave it a squeeze, all while holding me extremely close.

• While we were waiting for me - fumbling to get my stupid camera on my phone to work - my camera crashed and showed a picture of him on my wallpaper. He took one look at it and said in a sly voice “Whose that?” Obviously being playful with me - the nickname, grabbing me, etc - I kept my eyes on my screen and worked to get my camera to work while saying “I dunno, but he sure is handsome.” And I kid you not, he chuckled and gave me another squeeze on my arm/shoulder “You think?” He asked me in which I just gave a cheeky grin.

• After the photo was taken, we parted - I figured I was just going to go - and he stopped me, to talk – wait what? Yeah, he asked me how I’d been, where I’m from, how I’m liking the con, just small talk.

• Every. Other. Word. Out. Of. His. God. Damn. Mouth. Was. Nikki Baby.


●Theo Rossi●

• HE IS SO KIND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH LIKE GENUINELY KIND

• I told him that he was a big inspiration to me in helping me lose weight. And when I told him I use to weight 340lbs and now 275lbs he - I’m not even kidding - looked me up and down, held his arms put around me, and said “You look really good.”

• He gave me a double high five when I told him I now weighted 275lbs.

• He was so proud of me. It was a genuine proudness. Then he gave me a hug.

• He told me PERSONAL LIFE INFORMATION about his past and things people told him about losing weight and living his life - which I’m not saying because it was such a heart touching moment I just want it between us… sorry guys- then went on to tell me how great I was doing and to treat myself LIKE. A QUEEN. When it comes to my body and the things I put inside it and working out.

• He hugged me again (it was like three hugs)

• HIS SMILE IS TRULY BEAUTIFUL

●Kenny Johnson●

• He looked at me. For the longest time. And then said that I looked like his niece. Exactly like his nice…. he asked if I was related to Johnsons – which I am.

• I now wonder if I’m related to Kenny Johnson. 😂😂😂

• I FOUND OUT THE DISPUTE BETWEEN THE GOD DAMN DOG AND HIM AND TIG!!!!

• Tig was fucking Missy. The dog. So Kozik let it run loose. And that made Tig hate him for life. Oddly stupid reason I know – but now we all know. Because Kenny explained that he was told that Kurt could NOT put that in the show and allow it to be aired on TV. So they left out that key information. So now we all know. Tig was fucking his dog Missy, and Kozik let her go.

• Anyway – Very VERY FUNNY, nice, polite man. Wanted to know where I’m from, if I liked living there, and stood there for like ever long just talking to me.

●David Labrava●

• Honestly, didn’t speak much. Very true to the Happy persona – thinking that Happy and DL kept the same persona for the show and in real life.

•Very intense man. Very, intense.

•Fast moving man, he was on the ball.

•That’s all the info I have for DL I’m sorry I couldn’t get more.

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So yes. That was my experience meeting them. During the panel I asked Tommy and Theo what they thought about the whole Juice and Chibs falling out. If they thought Chibs would have let Juice - who was his prospect - fall in the way he had or would Chibs have tried to help.

It they didn’t come right out and say it, but the metaphor that Tommy used was:

“Juice was like a cacoon, who needed to sprout into a butterfly. And bridges were burned along the way.”

So basically, Chibs would have done as he did in the show. Had he been able to make his own choice instead of going off script, he would have stepped back and let Juice be his own person - cacoon to a butterfly - and there were just moments when they fell out of that brotherhood with each other - bridges burned - so yeah.

Hope this information is to your liking I really enjoyed doing it all and I can’t wait to see KC at Walker Stalker in Atlanta!!

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Dear anon,

I was going to ignore your message, but let’ be honest I have no reason to lie about losing weight, if you go on my tumblr you can find my before and after (just face btw).

Also if you don’t believe me I don’t understand why you say I’m ashamed of who I was. You made me think a lot about it, so I decided to post this to show you I really don’t care how I used to look, I’m actually proud of the old me. Btw It’s a before and during, because I’m still working on my body and I know one day I will get where i want to be.

I don’t know if you can see the change, but I actually feel like a different person.

P.S. Same phone, Different body.

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So I’m not where I want to be exactly with my body BUT when I look at the changes I have already made in the last 2 ½ years I’m beyond proud. And to think I just woke up one day and said I wanted to work out. Taking care of yourself is much more than physical. It’s a mental emotional and spiritual journey that gets really hard sometimes. And while I had my rough days I had even more better days. It’s okay to be proud of yourself. Although I’m still learning that daily. But it’s never okay to give up on yourself. Never.