i just want to be pro

anonymous asked:

are there any kiri hc's you've always wanted to talk about

So I’ve never really been asked anything like this before, so sorry for taking so long to get to this ask!! Now let’s see…

  • When Kirishima was a kid, he was big into cartoons and anime and pro-heros, and he heard ‘manly’ thrown around a lot in this media, which is why he uses it a lot. But, because he was so young and didn’t understand the social construct of gender, he literally thought it just meant ‘cool’, and the habit has stuck with him. So, if something is ‘not manly’ (ie: not cool), that doesn’t mean it’s feminine, nor does it mean that feminine things are uncool because they are not masculine. Kiri doesn’t think of masculinity and femininity as being in opposition of each other. Using ‘Manly’ is just a habit that he can’t seem to break.
  • Kirishima is a MASTER at dance-dance-revolution, and is surprisingly competitive about it. Although he enjoys it most when everyone is just having a good time.
  • While it’s not his favorite movie, he’s watched The Notebook at least 4 times and cries every time.
  • I’ve always liked the headcanon that he has siblings, younger ones who he has to take care of and set a good example for. This might explain some of his more…. nurturing or protective behavior I guess?
  • He used to be a huge fan of Endeavor, until recently. He can just… tell that something is up between Todoroki and his dad, and he always wants to be there to support his friends regardless of how famous their parents are.
  • Sometimes if a friend does something especially cool, or kind (like when Mina complemented his fighting style during a training match-up, or that one time Bakugou gave him most of his dessert) he gets overwhelmed with happy emotions and starts tearing up because gosh darn it he loves his friends so much and he would do anything for them
  • If Kirishima were to take a Hogwarts house quiz, he would be pretty even between Gryfindor and Hufflepuff. He is incredibly brave and not afraid to take risks to save the day, but he is so extremely loyal to his friends that Hufflepuff would win by a smidge every time.
  • Has always wanted to start a band but doesn’t know if he has the musical talent for it (he doesn’t). 
  • (Except for dancing and rhythm, if his DDR skills are anything to go by, so he reckons he could learn to play the drums and wants to ask Jirou about it at some point.)

There are probably a ton more that I can think up, but I think this is a good start! If someone wants to message me about a few of these, or if you have some of your own, please please shoot a message! I love my boy Kirishima!!

Stimulants Pro-Tip

If you stayed up really late and you have to get up early to take your meds but you want sleep in put your meds and some water as close to your bed as possible. 

When you wake up at your usual time to take them, take it then try to go back to sleep immediately. It take 30 minutes to an hour for it to start working so in the first 15 minutes or so you should be able to fall back asleep. Kind of like when you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.

-Mod Blythe

heroicegg  asked:

First off, I absolutely love your parental fics, they are so adorable. You are an amazing writer and the cuteness overload just washes over my stress. Not sure if this has already been said, but perhaps the headcanon that All Might might get slightly (just a little bit) jealous when Izuku gushes over another pro hero could make a cute moment. Just the idea that DadMight wants to hog the little bundle of sunshine all to himself sometimes makes me chuckle considered how much of a dork he is.

Oh, this got buried. How long has this been in my inbox. I’m so sorry! And thank you very much for your kind words, I’m glad you enjoy my fics! =D

 

Hmmmm…. After some thinking, I would say that Toshinori would rather encourage Izuku, instead of getting jealous. Sure, the first few times when the boy gushes over how cool and amazing and absolute pro another hero besides All Might is, Toshinori is a bit perplexed. But rather because he wonders how Izuku even brings up the energy of being such an enthusiastic fanboy for other heroes, too, after using so much energy over gushing about All Might.

 

After the first few times, Toshinori’s bewilderment over that gives way to sheer amusement and enjoyment. He’s having a great time watching Izuku flourish like he only does when being a fanboy – the way the boy smiles, all but brightens the room, eyes glittering and excited blush on his face as he rattles off every little detail he knows about the hero he is currently freaking out about. His excitement only grows when Toshinori adds little bits of information that he has gathered during his time as the Number One.

 

I don’t think Toshinori would be really jealous, since no matter what, Izuku’s absolute Number One hero will always be All Might. (Look at his room, it’s a shrine.) Toshinori would probably enjoy gifting Izuku with little hero merchandise or ask him casually about some hero or the other, just to see Izuku go into full-blown fanboy-mode. It’s just cute and adorable.

anonymous asked:

Not trying to steal your cookie recipe Sav but my boyfriend invited me to meet his parents for the first time and I really want to impress them!! Hahah somewhere deep in my likes you posted a recipe with pudding mix?? if i'm not mistaken! Would you mind passing on your baking wisdom?!

Here is the one I recommend for beginners/someone looking for an easy CCC recipe. 

PRO TIP: don’t make the pudding and put it in. Just put the pudding mix directly into the dough like its flour. 

BTS @ BBMAs

  Okay, so I just wanted to do a brief recap of the BBMAs. I know I’m a little late but I was exhausted last night soooooo….


1. Never forget that BTS turned ALL heads as soon as they stepped out of that car (and that Jin was upgraded from “car door guy” to “3rd member from the left”)

2. There were an INSANE amount of ARMYs and everyone was shook

3. Namjoon handled the interviews like a PRO and I’ve never felt prouder

4. UM THEY WERE THE FIRST K-POP GROUP TO BE NOMINATED FOR A BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARD AND WIN!!!!!!!

5. They were genuinely congratulated by many other artists!

6. ♥ ♥ ♥ Our boys have made us the proudest fandom in the universe ♥ ♥ ♥

phangirling-panda-lover “Bumper to Bumper”

How about you let people have their opinions and not vandalize people’s property. I mean how would you feel if someone put a pro Trump sticker on your car. Not great right? LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE! they have literally done nothing to you? Ignore them?

I’m all for people having opinions. You like pineapple pizza? Fair enough. I don’t care for it myself, but if it makes you happy, I say order all the pineapple pizza you want. 

You’re a Trump supporter? Alright, I’m going to cut ties with you and avoid you like the plague. Are you a piece of shit or just a moron? Only the shadow knows. 

But the thing is, I’m not just talking about pro-Trump. I’m talking about people who believe that poor people shouldn’t have access to health care. I’m talking about people who assume poor (depicted as African American on these stickers btw) and disabled people are lazy and don’t deserve to be well or have any quality of life. I’m talking about people who “don’t want to spend their tax dollars on illegals” when they have more right to be here then my dumb ass. 

These people and their opinions are dangerous. It justifies the opinions of other racists. It validates their hate, and it spreads.

Now, it’s one thing to have an opinion. It’s quite another to display your racism on your vehicle for the world to see. If you’re doing that, then you have to be prepared for people to disagree with you. Especially when it comes to such hateful messages.

Honestly, if I did go through with this shenanigan, it would be a fair warning to others. If the other bumper stickers didn’t immediately tip a person off, they would see my sticker and know that this vehicle is, indeed, driven by a racist piece of shit. Like a neighborhood watch. Just call me McGruff. 

What I want for lancealot

So i see alot of lancealot that really just abusivs, or lotor really wanting lance because hes so beautiful… But I propose something much better (and probably more healthy..with alot less langst)
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So lance and the team are about to go fight lotor for the first time, defeating galra ships and hearing lotor yelling at his army, or sassing voltron throughout the intercoms. Then Lotors face pops up on everyones screens inorder to taunt them face to face, Blue (or whatever lion Lance ends up in) comes to a halt, everyone else continues to fight, keith or hunk ask why lance stopped. His lion turns around and heads back to the castle as Lance says, “Sorry guys but i cant fight someone so beautiful.” The team wraps up the fight (luckly they didnt need voltron) and everyone is just like, “WHAT THE HECK LANCE??” And lance has to explain that harming someone so god damn gorgeous would be a crime (lance obviously thinks looks are important after all). The team lectures him and blah blah Lance agrees to fight any galra that isnt lotor, so the team is back up and running. Their next fight allows them to get access to the main ship, the team is going through attacking soldiers and drones (bonus points if keith is talking about shiro, or is paranoid that shiro is some how a prisoner on the ship). They get to the main room, and well Lance kicks down the door and Lotor is prepared to fight, sword and gun pointed at the other. They make eye contact and just.. Stare for a few moments. They then drop their weapons, turn around, throw their arms in the air and just say, “nope nope to beautiful, cant do it”. And basically lotor is never defeated fully because lance and lotor litterally refuse to fight eachother over looks alone.

Lance McClain headcannons

I’m not even a part of this fandom but still


-Cuddle Puddle or die
-has sharp k-9 teeth (when he smirks/smiles everyone dies BC how fucking cute¿)
-Is scared of being abandoned/alone & seeks out affection (usually Hunk BC Lance thinks no one actually likes him on the ship)
-Kieth/Shiro/Whatever is just shook BC “Holy shit are you not aware of how much I/we love you??”
-Feels forgotten all the time
-Wants to be loved
-Is loved but doesn’t know it
-is bi and willing to try
-scared shitless of bugs
-shrieks like a banshee
-Can sew/knit/craft like a pro ( so many sisters/brothers/nieces/nephews he just picked up the craft)
-Supportive Mom Friend ™
-Also Meme King™
-Does Ballet/figure skating
-Lance is soo fucking gracefull like what? -Allura wants to know wtf that is
-Lance freezes the pool and teaches anyone whose willing
-Shiro falls on his ass,, he’s better at fighting on stable ground
-Kieth is not about that life
-Pidge hates the cold
-Allura can only skate forwards. Too scared to attempt tricks
-Coran is dedicated to learning the skill
-Hunk has delt with Lance’s training and decides no™
-Lance is like a drill sargent,, he takes it seriously
-BC is cousin was a pro figure skater til they had a fall on the ice and broke their neck
-All performances are dedicated to them
-can speaks in Spanish
-talks shit about anyone in Spanish
-Speaks Gaelic
-is prepared to fight anyone who fucks with his space fam
-Can bake better than anyone Hunk knows (idk but I think Hunk would b meh at baking)
-Cries easily
-An angry crying
-His eyes tend to get darker/lighter with mood
-big blue doe eyes
-doesn’t play games when it comes down to the wire
- is 100% a great singer
-Selina, Shakira, etc.
-tends to have emotional breakdowns
-once infront of Coran (who immediately swaddles Lance)
-Loves flowers
-totes stereotypical tumblr plant room
-enjoys horchata he had to figure out a substitute in space
-Lance Existentialism McClain™
-voices his existential thoughts at any moment
-Shiro &/Coran are concerned
-Kieth agrees
-Hunk is passive (used to this type of shit)
-Allura wants to know more
-Pidge is sh00k
-is kind, patient, hardworking, and depressed
-Fake It Til You Make It™
-Has multiple colored Band-Aids at all times
-cares so much??
-camps out in the hanger with the lions
-can communicate with the other lions BC his and blue’s relationship is that deep
-self confidence? TF is that?
-All around a good & soft boy who needs love and care

i want to be very clear: the NHLPA could release a video of sidney crosby saying “fuck usa hockey you sexists pieces of shit” and it still wouldn’t be as brave as women who never thought they’d ever get a chance to play hockey at a pro/semi-pro level let alone representing their team at a major tournament, saying no to USA Hockey because they know how important what they’re fighting for is. the women acting here will always be better and braver than the men supporting them (not that supporting them is BAD just…men tend to get more praise for being supportive than women do for doing the hardwork).

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Eloped! Just want to thank @andrewmorton for photographing this awesome life moment but for also being our witness. He’s a mad pro photographer if you need someone I would highly recommend him. I also love that @rachelvrogers flowers were just from Trader Joe’s & her dress and our rings we got off Etsy. That’s how to do it💥 So much fun! ❤️-Lil Big O

digital Artists!! Are you tired of restarting your tablet drivers??

So as you should all know, if your Wacom tablet is acting up (pen pressure stops, it glitches, or just won’t work) then the first thing to do is: unplug, plug back in, and restart the tablet driver!!

Here’s how people usually do it:

But it’s a bit of a hassle to pull up the services app every time, especially if your computer is slow like mine, and can’t handle a lot of programs at once, the poor thing.

Here’s how you SHOULD do it:

1: Open up notepad (you know, the simplest program on windows?) and write these exact three lines. Simple!

Don’t be scared! This is basically just some simple code that will restart the Wacom tablet drivers!

 ((I have an intuos pro, so I’m not sure if the service name is different for other tablets. You can double check, but it should be the same. You can see that the service name in my text file is the same as the one in the first screenshot! Cool!)

2: Save that bad-boy as a .bat file, and don’t forget to set the type to “All Files” or else I’ll come to your house and slap you! :3c

((We want to save it as a .bat file, so that it can actually run the code!! And don’t worry, the name doesn’t matter!! Feel free to name it something silly :D))

3: Slap that sucker on your desktop for easy access, and give it a good ol’ double click when your tablet is being rebellious!! A lil black box should pop up, and voila! Tablet (hopefully) fixed!! 


This is so much nicer than waiting for the services app to pop up, and having to wait through a loading bar! You still gotta restart your art program (sadly), but this is just so much more convenient! I usually restart the drivers once every few hours while drawing, or just when it starts to get sluggish!

Have fun drawing with pen pressure, lightning speed, and all that good stuff!! <3

Binge

I binged. Not even the normal one cookie or a bag of chips binge. But like actually eating 700 calories in 5 minutes. I can feel all my hard work of this week draining away with all the food I ate. I can feel the food demon smiling maliciously at me for giving in. I want to cry I can’t believe I did this to myself and what I especially hate is how I enjoyed it. I need hardcore meanspiration or thinspiration or honestly anything to keep me going.

Seventeen as the Mafia + How He Met You

||| Requested by @dreamiedragon |||


S.Coups/Choi Seungcheol

Originally posted by sevixxteen

  • That type of leader that doesn’t take shit from anyone, except his members because he can’t fight them all at once. 
  • Gets to know and observes people for a long time before recruiting them
  • He’s very stressed lately as they are a relatively new gang and there are a lot of fights going on with others for territories.

He met you in one these fights when you tried to make a distraction for your gang. You were about to go upstairs to the roof when you bumped into him

“Who the hell are you?” he asked immediately taking his gun out and pointing it at you.

“The same goes for you. You’re not from my gang so I’m here to kill you.”

“Oh really.” he asked smacking the gun from your hand and getting your hands behind your back. “You chose the wrong member. You see I’m the boss and now I can use you as a hostage.”


Yoon Jeonghan

Originally posted by visual-17

  • Looks like an angel and he actually is but in reality he’s the one you should be afraid of the most.
  • Nobody has seen him kill anybody because his methods are too cruel to do them in public.
  • Apparently has some beef with EXO’s Sehun. No one dares ask him but it has something to do with Sehun mistaking him for somebody.

By accident you got involved in a weapon dealing incident with him and he has been planing on killing you ever since. You were good at hiding your tracks but he saw you one day in the city and decided to get rid of you just there in the street but then realized that this fight would probably end up in a blood bath so instead he approached you in secret.

“You have to keep quite and come with me, if you don’t want to die here.” he said pressing his gun to your back.


Joshua/Hong Jisoo

Originally posted by jihanlife

  • Nobody knows why he’s in the gang as he was never invited.
  • When Seungcheol first noticed Jisoo he thought he’s a spy or something (as he appeared out of nowhere) and was about to kill him when he promised that he’s good at at least something
  • And he was, to everyone’s surprise Jisoo’s aim and accuracy is the best out of all of them that’s why he prefers snipers.

He was told to get rid of you silently but you noticed him at the last second and he missed the shot causing a massive panic in the street. You used this opportunity to escape which made Jisoo even more angry. He hasn’t missed a shot in a long time and was determined to get you for that. But whenever he thought he got you cornered he somehow managed to miss and after a while he started to enjoy this little game of yours and soon realized that he doesn’t even want to kill you anymore.


Jun/Wen Junhui

Originally posted by jisoos-princess

  • Pro at hand to hand combat.
  • Trains all the members and teaches them different fighting techniques just in case.
  • His training routine is no joke and everyone is practically dead after it.

He met you before he joined the gang. You were jogging at the same park every morning. As it was really early and not a lot of people were out it became like a habit for him to greet you before he ran past. Eventually he wanted to engage in not only small talk and find out more about you and he started slowing down every single day till he was running at the same pace as you.

“Finally decided to slow down?” you asked.

“Only for you.” he winked.


Hoshi/Kwon Soonyoung

Originally posted by fyhoshi

  • Experimented a lot and finally came up with his own method to make drugs.
  • They were incredibly popular and so he quickly went up the ranks and now whenever there is deal going on it has to go through him first.
  • His first idea was to make poison but he somehow made drugs so nowadays he likes mixing different ingredients to try to create a new deadly weapon.

You had the audacity to attempt to take his throne as the king of drug dealing. You were stubborn and despite a lot of orders to report what you’re doing, you made your way around and stole half of his clients. He had enough and thought that the easiest way to fix this problem would be to get rid of you. But he had no idea you thought the same thing and somehow got his whole warehouse blown up. He caught you outside.

“You little shit, now you will have to take responsibility and I’m not letting you go any time soon.”


Jeon Wonwoo

Originally posted by visual-17

  • Likes money. A lot. And doesn’t like sharing. At all.
  • Easiest way for him to get rich was cards that’s why he started gambling at a really young age and now is a pro at it and is amazing at bluffing.
  • Enjoys tricking his own gang members and actually gets the most money out of them.

Played poker with him once. He lost. Now he wants his money back but you keep denying his challenge. He usually shows up at the most random places just to ask you. You got into your car and almost spilled your coffee when you noticed him sitting in the back seat.

“Wonwoo what the fuck?”

“Come on Y/N, let’s play.”

“Can you get over that already? Get the hell out of my car.”

“I guess I have to take some more drastic measures.” he said taking his gun out. “We’re going to my place.”


Kim Mingyu

Originally posted by fuckyeahmingyu

  • Can smuggle anything in and out starting from stolen cars and ending with guns.
  • Doesn’t stay in the city for too long as he always has deals all around the country.
  • But when he comes back everyone is extremely happy to see him as he’s mostly chill and just being near him calms the others down.

He met you when he was away on a trip. You asked him for help when your car broke down and he fell in love at first sight. He stayed in the city for more than two months just to keep seeing you and you eventually became good friends when Seungcheol was done with him ignoring his orders and went to get him back himself. Well Mingyu obviously didn’t want to leave you but you didn’t want to go to another city either so he decided to be blunt.

“Y/N I don’t know how you feel about me but love you so I’m sorry but you have only two choices, you either go with me on your own free will or I take you by force.”

 

Woozi/Lee Jihoon

Originally posted by seungcheofine

  • Somehow the ones who look the most innocent are the most dangerous in this gang. The same goes for Woozi. But he only uses violence when it’s necessary.
  • His specialty - torture. Favourite methods - teeth and fingernails pulling.
  • He charms his targets with his cute appearance and then gets every last bit of information they can muster.

You were unfortunate enough to be his target. You were screaming in pain for at least and hour, swearing that you don’t know anything when Seungcheol came in and told him that they got the wrong person. He set his tools aside and stood in silence for a few minutes.

“Fuck!” he shouted shoving everything from the table. You just watched in horror not knowing what’s going to happen next. He turned around and untied you. He was ashamed of himself and couldn’t look you in the eyes.

“At least let me treat you your wounds.”


DK/Lee Seokmin

Originally posted by livinthediamondlife

  • Is responsible for looking after the gang territories and making sure they don’t get taken over.
  • Usually doesn’t think twice when someone trespasses and just shoots them on the spot.
  • But still has incredibly good and friendly relationships with the residence of the areas he’s taking care of.

Trying to bypass through his territories was a big mistake. He noticed you’re not a local and decided to find out what you’re doing here. 

“Hey you!” he called you over but you just looked at him and started running. 

“What the heck?!” he thought as he started chasing you. You didn’t know the streets well and ended up in a dead end.

“I got you cornered. Now you’re going to tell me what you’re doing here or I will have to use violence.”


The8/Xu Minghao

Originally posted by mountean

  • He’s great at annoying and pissing everybody off easily but it’s hard to catch him as he’s incredibly fast.
  • That’s why they send him when their is a need to infiltrate, spy or track anybody.
  •  That doesn’t always work out as he likes to make either a grand entrance or exit and by doing that he attracts the attention of anybody nearby.

He was following you to get some information when he lost you. Suddenly he felt a knife press into his back.

“Why are you after me? Who hired you?”

He tried to take you by surprise by turning around and taking the knife out of your hands but he lost his balance and fell on top of you.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” you asked.

“Well this is quite the unfortunate situation you got yourself in.” he smirked. “If you promise not to make a scene our meeting won’t take long.”


Boo Seungkwan

Originally posted by infinitblaq

*Jun shows up out of nowhere*

  • One of the first members who joined and everybody is thankful for that every single day because they wouldn’t have got where they are without him.
  • The missions he plans have a 99% chance of success.
  • Failure is not an option for him so he makes detailed strategies for all type of possible scenarios.

What a surprise You showed up at the wrong place at the wrong time and ruined all his perfect planing. The members haven’t seen him this pissed in a long time when he grabbed you and almost dragged you to one of the rooms. He roughly pushed you inside and you almost tripped on your own legs but his gentleman side couldn’t let a lady fall in front of him even when he was angry so he caught you midair and watched how confused you became by the second.

“Sit.” he said pulling you up and pointing you to the chair. “We have to talk.”


Hansol Vernon

Originally posted by sneezes

  • Knows anything and everything and the others should learn from him how to get verified information as fast as he gets.
  • Good with electronics that’s why he never goes anywhere without his trusted computer.
  • Despite some members protests he tends to sell the rarest info for big amounts of money to the other gangs.

He find out about you when he wanted to sell some info but the gang told him they already have what they need. Surprised that somebody besides him found it, he was determined to track you down. He was even more shocked when he saw that you’re a woman as there was not a lot of them in the industry.

“What? You think only men can do this type of work?”

“No but I find the women who do incredibly sexy.”


Dino/Lee Chan

Originally posted by dino-net

  • Despite being the youngest he knew about the mafia world the most.
  • His father had a gang and was killed during a deal so he asked Seungcheol for help to someday avenge him.
  • Takes all advice given to him very seriously and tries his best to help.

Some trusted former members of his father gang were asked to take care of him so that’s why you followed him and also joined this gang. He found this annoying as he wanted to escape his past and always treated you harshly but when he noticed that you’re not around anymore he got kind of sad. But to his delight you came back after a few weeks after taking care of business.

“Missed me?” You smirked.

“Please don’t ever do that again.” he said, giving you a surprise hug.


A/N: I wonder if I should make a masterlist but I’m so lazyyy… Anyhow, feel free to request more scenarios, reactions etc. I keep up with a lot of groups, both male and female!! 😄

I was an absolute b*tch to my younger sister when we were kids, and she was already a master at planning revenge.

I just want to start off by saying I was the offender that deserved the revenge in this this story. We were both kids at the time, and we are on good terms now. We had a good laugh about this the other day when I came back home to visit, and I thought I would share. This is going to be a bit of a short story, but it just proves that even toddlers know how to pro revenge.

At the time my sister way about 2-3 and I was about 9-10. I am not sure exactly the ages. There is about a 6 ½ year age gap, and, unfortunately, me and my sister were generally at each others throats for the first half of our lives.

This was in the middle of my summer vacation, and for whatever reason, I felt the absolute urge to be the bully this day. Mocking her, making fun of her, making her cry, taking her toys… you know, the typical shitty sibling bull. Even shoving her about a little bit.

It would be a few hours of this before it was nap time. This meant mom would put her in her play pen, wait until she fell asleep, and then go take a nap herself while I was busy working on any midsummer lesson my mom had planned for me.

Well, my little sister goes to naptime without a fight. No big deal. My bullying probably wore her out. Once my mom figured she was asleep, my mom went on for her nap.

I didn’t suspect a damn thing. I didn’t even pay attention to the noise of my sister crawling out of her playpen or going into the kitchen. I was so focused on whatever lesson I had that my sister acted swift and I never had a chance to react.

My sister has always been the smart one. When I was busy eating crayon tips and whatever would land me in the hospital for poison control, she was already learning how to plot shit. She pretended to be asleep, waited until mom went to bed, and then got out of the play pen, went to the kitchen and grabbed the heaviest utencil she could find…

And cracked me over the head with it, enough to daze me.

I heard her laugh, that’s how I knew it was her, but by the time I had any time to react, the little shit had already put the utencil away (Wasn’t hard, my mom kept them in a mess in a drawer) and had already gotten herself back into the play pen.

Unfortunately, my mom didn’t believe me that my sister had done that.

To be fair, I f*cking deserved it.

Thankfully, nowadays, my sister saves any pro revenge against anyone that would harass either one of us. Meanwhile I have yet to learn her prorevenge finesse.

Pro-breeding

I have been seeing way too many pro-breeding posts and replies lately and it just infuriates me beyond words.

To the people who say things like: 

  • “Just buy from a reputable breeder!”
  • “Adopting isn’t for everyone!”
  • “But I want a purebred!”
  • “I don’t know what a shelter dog will be like!”

Explain to me how bringing more animals into this world is ever okay when THIS still happens every single day.

Explain to me how a “reputable breeder” makes this any better or makes this happen any less.

Explain to me how your desire for a purebred justifies this.

Explain to me why you think you’re entitled to an animal if you don’t have the patience to work with their negative traits.

Explain to me why you think their lives matter less.

The fact of the matter is, as long as we have way more animals that are abandoned and while shelters are overcrowded and are having to euthanize their animals just to make room, there is no such thing as a “reputable breeder”. 

While this is still happening, all breeding is irresponsible. Spay and neuter your animals, and most importantly…

ADOPT. DON’T. SHOP.

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Hey guys!!!

Thought I should clarify. I’m not having sex with these guys for yoga clothes/gifts/money.

The thing is when you’re meeting the guys on tinder they’re looking for regular girls. Not escorts/SBs so you have to play that game too or trick them into thinking you like them and they’ll spend more money on you. I never mention “sugar daddy” or “sugar baby” or anything like that. My guys always tell me “I’m not your sugar daddy” and drop $5k in my bank. No one wants to feel used. For me I make them feel like a boyfriend and I care about them. I buy my bf little gifts and wrap it with a pretty bow. My bf loves Mountain Dew so I go to Target and buy the pure cane sugar one in a glass bottle and I told him this one is better for him then the fructose one. It’s more expensive but I want to make him feel special. I heard him bragging to his brother about it. It was so cute. They want to feel special. Our job is to make them feel like a king. Like they’re the best. And we feel so safe around them. Our job to pump up their ego and their wallets open up.

Don’t have sex with these guys!!! You get the most gifts when you’re not having sex with them. Once you have sex the gifts slow down because they already won you. You gotta make them chase you and win you so they will cherish you. Be unavailable too. Don’t always answer, don’t text then back right away, and go hang out with your family and diss him sometimes.

How I tinder:

Here’s what I found out. You gotta be available to go within the hour. The guys that are impulsive seem to spend the most. The guys that plan future dates flake or ghost. So I go on tinder and try to match the guys that look like they have money. I talk to all the guys I match with because it’s a numbers game. Once I get some traction with a guy I start focusing on the guys that are responding. Then the guys that ask me to dinner or whatever I say “awwww I really wanted to go to the spa today… what about a couples massage instead” or “I really need new makeup (insert what you need)” the real ones will step up and say “ok I’ll come get you and we can go shopping”. Now if the guy says “what do I get out of it” or something relating to sex I unmatch them. I’m not having sex for $500 Sephora shit. Them taking me shopping is getting me to come out. I hate going out to eat because my 30 year old daddy gives me a Platinum Amex to eat whatever and my bf has his credit card on my UberEATS and Postmates. I rather eat Lobster from Boa at home in my PJs with no make up on.

Then you let them blow money on you and you GO HOME! Then they’ll call you again tomorrow because they’re invested in you. You run the same game “awwww I really want to see you but I really need new sunglasses from Chanel”. If they’re real they will offer to buy it for you.

Once you get them to start spending money on you regularly you have conditioned this guy to think he has to spend money if he wants to see you. Dinner does not count! He’s eating too!!!!

Now here’s where you cash in… there’s going to be that moment he falls in love with you. Then he’s going to want to see you all the time and maybe even ask you to be his gf. You say “I really like you but I have to be honest with you. I have a guy that gives me $5000 (insert amount) a month and I can’t really afford to leave him. I can’t have sex with 2 guys because that’s just gross.” If he’s real he will tell you to dump your guy and start an arrangement. NEVER USE THE WORD ARRANGEMENT! Then you rinse and repeat and collect your sugar daddies! And of course you can sleep with multiple guys but you never let him know that. In his eyes, he’s the king, the one and only!

So my Santa Barbara guy told me he’ll give me $5000 a month + shopping to break up with my bf because I wouldn’t have sex with him because “I only have sex with one guy at a time”

I’m not a pro at this. I’m still learning and tweaking shit. So many girls message me asking for advice. I want to help all of you. Your body is sacred. Don’t just give it away. Have sex with guys you like, are attracted to… you’re not a $300 hooker. You’re more than that. You can find love in this sugar world. I’m not into old guys. I date guys younger than me and at best 40 because I want to feel attracted to them.

Let’s do some affirmations together:

We are attracting the sugar daddy of all sugar daddies! He’s going to give us a fat allowance and buy us everything we want! All we have to worry about is “what color” :) We are attracting love and happiness.

I hope we all make it ladies :)

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