i just want them to win everything


An AU where everything is all fine and dandy, and they go to school like normal kids do?? that’s all I ask for c’mon

Part 2

why bobs burgers is possibly the purest show in the universe

- a good, loving family that does not despise each other, that sticks together, that bands together in the face of adversity 

- in cliche tv shows families only tell each other they love each other in the face of danger/at the climax. not here. they regularly tell each other that they care even if it’s not an outright “i love you” it’s just acts of compassion and love and its not made a huge deal. It’s a regular occurrence for them.

- however when they do show their love in climactic moving parts its so great its so so great

- honestly? no matter how much they act dont like it they’d drop everything for another family member. all of the belchers are ride or die. not just linda. all of them. 

- sometimes, things don’t work out how you want it to. Bob doesn’t get a good review, Gene doesn’t win the contest, Tina doesn’t get on the team, but it’s all okay. Bad things happen but there are good people around you and you’ll get through this it’s ok

- no matter what, they try their best. They’ll keep trying until the end even if the outcome isn’t what the want. And they accept their fate, but that’s not the same thing as giving up. 

- I think im crying? this family is so good and pure and they deserve everything? i cant

- im going to quit life and become a bobs burgers account

- anyway im not in a great place in life rn and this show has saved me a lot i think and i just want to give them the world

To fellow WLW:

Friends living in the USA, friends who know someone living in the USA, or just anyone upset by the election results, I know it feels like there are an infinite number of calls to make and many of them feel fruitless, but if you have the energy to spare:

Department of Justice is tallying phone calls regarding those who want the 2016 Vote audited. A shift of just 55,000 Trump votes to Hillary in PA, MI & WI is all that is needed to win. They are starting to recognize there really is something off about the election results as they come in. Considering everything that is at stake, a vote audit should be done. Please take one minute and call/email the DOJ - Department of Justice: 1-800-253-3931 (press 5) or 202-353-1555 (leave message) or email: voting.section@usdoj.gov

**UPDATE! You don’t have to say the whole spiel over the phone, you can just ask your name to be added to the list requesting the investigation instead of going through the whole thing.**

Suggested script: “My name is [first last name], I’m calling from [city], [state] to respectfully request you pursue an investigation into voter suppression, Russian collusion and FBI interference with the 2016 presidential election. Please issue an injunction until a thorough investigation can take place.” The point is to provide the DOJ with numbers so they can say X number of Americans want an injunction. Short, sweet, polite does the trick. I recommend calling because a paid human has to answer or retrieve voicemails. I called the 800 number and a nice woman answered and was very polite while I read my statement. It took all of 30 seconds. SHARE THIS WHERE POSSIBLE. COPY AND PASTE. REPOST. SPREAD THE WORD.

“i can’t copy victor. i’ll never surpass him by doing that” “yuuri, you seriously think you can be better than him someday?” -ep3

“i want to become stronger. i will become stronger. i’ll surpass victor’s wildest imagination!” -ep7

“it’s too bad, isn’t it? when you think about how it could have been if victor were here. you really want to see that, right?” -ep9

“i don’t want them to think everything victor’s taught me has been a waste. i’ll prove that by winning…. until victor came into my life, i could never openly say that i’d win gold, but i never skated with the thought in my mind that i’d lose anyway. … i’m the only one who can skate this program with this much appeal. i’m the one who loves this program victor and i made the most in the whole world!” -ep9


Thoughts about Episode 12 and the GPF

So I’ve been thinking. I think I would like to see Yurio win the gold medal, and not Yuuri.

Hear me out.When we watch Yurio skate, I think it’s not just Yurio we’re seeing  it’s Victor. And I think Victor sees that parallel, too, it’s why he was watching with a smile on his face. (It’s why he was watching all of them, especially Chrise, because he’s remembering everything he did that brought him to Yuuri.)

And when Victor was 15, all that was important to him was skating. (We know this, he says as much in Episode 10, that he ignored the other parts of his life during that time.) 

Yurio is desperate to win the gold. It’s all he wants. It’s everything he wants. And yes, he’s learned a lot about agape and the love others have for him (and perhaps the love he has in return), but that’s only spurred him on in skating.

That’s not a bad thing. It’s just a thing. Any super talented 15-year-old will probably be the same.

Now let’s look at Yuuri, because I think we can agree, Yuuri’s in a much better place. He’s got his skating career revival, plus he’s got the support structure he’s always had and appreciated. And now, he has Victor, and I’m totally with the headcanon that when Yuuri says “let’s end this”, he’s not talking about their personal relationship, but their professional one. No matter what happens in the FS, Yuuri and Victor will end up together. This is just the way of rom com, it’s kind of a given, even if we’re all on the edge of our seats at the moment. 

We also know that Yuuri and Victor have been nothing but supportive of Yurio, from Day One. (Yuri has two dads, after all.) They root for him, they cheer for him, they’re happy when he does well.

So let’s envision this: Yuuri wins the gold, Yurio does not, Yurio harbors resentment and anger and Yuuri retires and lives happily ever after with Victor and everything ends with a nice, neat little bow.

But envision this, too: Yuuri skates a beautiful, perfect program, and there’s no doubt he shows his love for Victor to the world. Yuuri proves that he can fight his demons, come back from behind, and still succeed. 

Yuri gets a higher score. Yurio wins gold. Yuuri wins silver.

What would Yuuri and Victor do?

They would cheer Yurio on. They would rejoice, they would burst with pride, they would be so happy for him. 

And Yurio, seeing that from his place on the top of the podium - knowing that he’s standing where Yuuri has tried so hard to be - and seeing that Yuuri is still happy for him, still supportive, still proud - that’s… that’s something.

That’s the agape that Yurio has been missing all along. It’s not until he has won that he sees it.

Isn’t that a much more satisfying conclusion? After all - who says the “Yuri” of the title is Yuuri? The story was never only about Yuuri. It was just as much Yurio’s journey, too.


3rd floor in Nonhyeon-dong, Thank you~ [BTS- 이사 (Move)]


Because Stalia! My Babies! The air I need to survive! My life! My heart! My everything!!!

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But also Scydia! They look so good together! OTP FML!

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Don’t forget Malydia!!! Aren’t they just perfect?? Lydia and Malia for the win!

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Sciles you say? I love them to death! Give me all the Sciles!!!!

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Sterek??? I fucking ship the hell out of it! Because reasons!!!

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Scira? Precious Cinnamon Rolls! *_*

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Scallison!!!! Don’t even start with Scallison! I will never ever be okay with them not being endgame!

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Allisaac!! I just… *sigh* 

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Malira? Dangerous and cute!!! I live for that!

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Marrish *________* it makes me vomit rainbows and poop butterflies! They are so beautiful! And the tension - Jesus! I want to be like them!!!

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McMartate ❤ The main reason to watch Season 6!

Scalia! *sings* Hopelessly devoted to you!!

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Jydia? Can they please be endgame or something when he comes back? Because holy shit…

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YOU SEE MY PROBLEM??? Why are they all so freaking shipable? Why is the cast so beautiful! And the characters so…. God! Help me!

Winning-Jake Black

If you’re accepting oneshots, can i have one where jake imprinted on you and does everything he can to win you over (bonus cookie if you add just a tiny bit of jealous bella) -Anon

Word count: 1120

*Requests are open*

I sighed as I walked towards the bonfire with Leah. I didn’t particularly want to go, but she had begged me so she didn’t have to go alone. It was understandable, I wouldn’t have wanted to go alone either if I were her.

Usually, I wouldn’t have minded going. This time, obviously, was different. For starters, Jacob would be there. He was always at them, of course, but I’d been avoiding him. He had, from what everyone else was saying, imprinted… On me.

I wasn’t so opposed to the imprinting as I was to the conditions of it. As I told him, I refused to be with someone who was obsessed with someone else. In this case, that was Bella Swan.

She was the next difference in this particular bonfire. She would be there this time, with Jake. I had never liked Bella. In fact, I had very openly hated her from the start. She was whiny and couldn’t take “no” for an answer, especially when it came to Jake. The idea of being stuck at a council meeting, where I would have to be civil, with the guy I was avoiding and the girl who I hated, was not appealing.

But I did it for Leah.

“Just ignore them, it’s not like you haven’t been doing that anyways for the last few weeks. He never stops talking about you, it’s so annoying.” Leah said, kicking up sand as she walked.

“If you’re trying to make me feel bad for you, it isn’t going to work. You would do the same thing if you were in my position and you know it. If he can’t say no to Bella, then I can’t say yes to him. Besides, I hardly even know him. He’s just going to have to get over it.” I said, shaking my head at her. She shrugged and stopped talking as we approached the group.

Mostly everyone was there already, with the exception of Jared and Kim. I sat between Leah and Seth, because it was the most sensible (and farthest from Jake and Bella). He stared at me, which didn’t seem to please Bella too much. I didn’t mind him staring, simply because it irritated Bella, and I was most okay with anything she didn’t like.

“Hey, Y/N! Good to see you, didn’t think you’d be joining us.” Sam said from across the circle. I smiled and nodded at him.

“Leah asked, so I said I would.”Is all I said in reply. He nodded and went back to his conversation with Emily.

“Hey, did you ever get that paper for third period finished?” Jacob asked me. I almost laughed at his crappy attempt of conversation.

“Yeah.” was all I said. Bella clung to his arm, resting her head on his shoulder as she glared at me. I didn’t see why she couldn’t just be satisfied with Edward.

“Maybe you could help me, then? I’ve been having some trouble with it.”


And so, the night went on. Jake continued in his attempts to get my attention, most of them only working a little bit. Leah found it hilarious, but was very confused about how easily I shut him down. She had no idea how I could just not even care that he was there.

“Doesn’t that really go against the laws of imprinting? Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around?” She asked as everyone got up to get food and soda.

“How should I know, Leah? All I know is that I’m not into the love triangle stuff, and that’s the end of it.” I whispered back. I knew that she was irritated because if I could shut it off so easily, Sam and Emily should have been able to do the same.

“Hey, Y/N. You want anything?” Jake asked. He stood above us, and it didn’t help that I was already short and sitting down. He was like a skyscraper.

“No thanks.”

“You know, the least you could do is actually talk to me. You’ve been the only thing on my mind for weeks, it’s driving me crazy.”

“Not crazy enough to end whatever it is that’s going on with you and Bella. i’ve already told you once, and I won’t have a different answer. I refuse to be wrapped up in whatever is happening with you and her and that Edward guy. If you decide to stop dealing with her and everything, then I would be totally up for helping you with your paper, or anything else.”

“Okay. Well, do you think that this is something that we can talk about a bit more privately? Like, would you just humor me and take a small walk with me for a minute?”

I looked to Leah. I realize now that it was probably a bit of a bad move. But she was my best friend and that was that.

Leah just nodded. So, I stood up and followed Jake.

“I get what you’re saying, and it isn’t fair to you. I don’t love Bella the way that she really wants me to, or the way that you think I do. She is my best friend, and if you’re not giving me the time of day, then I have no reason to stop talking to her.”

“The way it seems, though, is way different than what you’re saying. Do you not realize that it’s killing me too? I don’t want to ignore you or pretend like you don’t exist, but I have morals and I’m going to stick to them. Those morals don’t include dating a guy who is in love with a girl who is in love with another guy. This is like “ Midsummer Night’s Dream” stuff, and I’m not going to be a part of it.”

“Fine, you don’t have to be.” He walked away quickly, leaving me very confused. Out of such confusion, I ran after him.

“Hey guys, I’m gonna take Bella home and then I’ll be back. Bell, don’t be too pissed if I don’t call you, I’ve got other priorities.” Jake pulled Bella away and I just stood there, kind of shocked.

“Well, that’s not going to go over well.” Paul laughed.

I don’t know how I did it. I have no clue what exactly made it happen. But I just got Jacob Black to push Bella out of his life totally, just so that way he could be with me, his imprint. If this was life, I was winning.

I want Maggie/Kara scenes

I want to see how those two would interact with each other without Alex around. I want to see Maggie being sweet, trying to win over Kara on her side. I want to see pissed Kara, wanting to make sure Maggie knows what will happen if she hurts Alex again.
Just imagine ‘the talk’

Kara: Just for you to know Alex is my everything and you so much make her cry again…
Maggie *again?!?!* I won’t, I promise!
Kara: … I’ll throw you in to space!
Maggie *panicking* wha- ?
Kara: But other than that…good luck with her ;)

anonymous asked:

I fuckin hate Aquarius. Like I know it's childish to hate people just based off of their sign but I don't give a FUCK because I swear those fuckers are so annoying and always pretend to know everything and think they're so smart and pleasant when you are just IRRITATING LIKE get the FUCK out of my face I hate all aquas lmao I'm sorry

aquarius can definitely have a god complex, walking around thinking they hung the moon. it can be really irritating, especially because they’re so stubborn that if you ever get into an argument with them, god help you, because they will. not. let. it. go. they will win, not because they were right, but because you just want it to be over with already. i actually really like aquarius, but they really know how to push people’s buttons (and they love it)


Jynx: I haven’t felt this at ease in years.. maybe even my whole life. My childhood was pretty rough and then I spent my teenage years worrying about getting caught stealing and going to prison… and then I found out my father was looking for me… it’s just a lot… but you make me feel like everything is ok… and that my life can get better.

Molly: Well now that I know you NEED nice things I’ll do everything in my power to make sure you can have them… is it a buzzkill I just want to be a bartender and chill?

Jynx: Not at all we can figure out the details later… that is if I win… I don’t want to put too much pressure on you Molly you have to pick who’s best for you… I realize I come with some baggage…

Quotes They’d Probably Get As Tattoos (EXO)

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SUHO: “The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.”

CHANYEOL: “What we think, we become.”

KYUNGSOO: “Know thyself.”

BAEKHYUN: “Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.” (i’m sorry, I had to)

JONGIN: “The only battle to win is the battle within.”

SEHUN: “Don’t let them talk you down.”

XIUMIN: “You can do anything, but not everything.”

CHEN: “I am never afraid of what I know.”

YIXING: “All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.”


KRIS: “He who undervalues himself is justly undervalued by others.” 

TAO: “Nobody can be you as efficiently as you can.”

LUHAN: “Independence is happiness.”

(Sorry if this one is dumb or you don’t agree with some of they quotes i picked, this was just kinda for funsies.) 

anonymous asked:

Punk alpha who is always picking fights at the bar and who listens to nobody, but low-key has a soft spot for pups and smol omegas. Punk alpha falls head over heels with a smol omega at a bar and does everything to win the omegas heart, even bringing them jewelry and gifts.

Anon, my sweet anon. I love you. You know me so well. This is everything I love. I love big scary Alpha who take no shit, but are total marshmallows when comes to that special Omega and their future family. Omfg. I love this so god damn much. I just might cry. 

(Seriously, if anyone ever wants to RP this with me, please do. I love this hc/starter so much.)

Thank you anon. <333333

wondercookieunicorn  asked:

Omgomgomg seventeen xD

  • Who’s my bias: Wonwoo
  • Whose voice I like the most: DK’s voice is life, trust me
  • Who’s my bias wrecker: Hoshi…but generally no one wants to stay in their lane
  • What’s my favorite moment (I’ll try to post a link): honestly…everything with diva Boo
  • What’s my otp: Meanie for the WIN…though Jeongcheol is precious
  • The last song I heard by them: Adore U feeling nostalgic
  • Who I think dances the best: my bias wrecker…but they are all like 10/10…how am I supposed to decide
  • Who’s I think is the funniest: Seungkwan deserves his own tv show honestly
  • Who I wish I could grow up with: growing up with all of them instead of just one would be a much better idea
  • santa: what do you want for christmas
  • me: no more karasuno hate
  • santa: wha-
  • me: they deserved it, santa, they may be the protagonists but it isn't like the win was just handed to them, they worked extremely hard to evolve and to achieve the skill level and dedication they have now
  • me: but I also want people to know that supporting karasuno or even just recognizing their win does not invalidate seijou in any way, does not invalidate all the progress they've made or all the efforts they put into the sport. seijou is an amazing, dynamic team who has grown and will only continue growing in the future.
  • me: and both teams honestly deserve everything this world can give them, but we can't forget that in sports and volleyball there can only be one winner, which in this match is karasuno. and again, they deserve it.
  • santa:
  • me: please

Okay but imagine: Natsu as a gymnast 

-Natsu doing all the chores around the house to get extra money to buy leos, bows, etc.

-Hinata being an amazing big brother and learning how to do all these fancy and complex braids for Natsu.

-Natsu bragging to her gym friends about what an awesome big brother she has and shows off her amazing hair. 

-Natsu getting so many medals (bc she wins like everything).

-Hinata going to every meet to cheer her on.

-When she meets her brother teams she basically gives Asahi a heart attack from all her flipping. Noya and Tanaka think it’s so amazing. 

-The whole team wants to see her compete bc they think she’s amazing so Hinata brings them all along to one of her meets. 

-Of course she wins that meet and the whole team brings her flowers and made signs and all.

-Natsu always using her brother as inspiration to work in something she loves (I mean just look how far Hinata has gotten in volleyball, she wants to be like her big bro).

-Just Natsu gymnast is super cute :>> 

I know how it feels to want everyone by your side. I know how it feels to want all of the possible options so that you’ll always have one. But I’ve come to understand that you can’t have it all. You can’t pick people like you pick your cards. You can’t toss them away after you’ve realized they’re no good at all. You choose one. You bet on that person. You do everything to win with that person and eventually you do. You can’t just keep playing a game with cards you’ve tossed, it’s cheating, you’ll lose. Bet on her, or that girl, I don’t care, just do.
—  m.chOne
〖  open plots.

just some basic plot ideas because i promised and i’m trying to be a good person. let me know if you want any of them. alternatively, if none of them work, i’m open for brainstorming. he needs more friends, people to take advantage of him, more nunas (shutupthisisn’tapersonalrequest), yada yada.

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The Signs and why you should hate them PART 2
  • Aries: Loud and obnoxious. Thinks it's cool to be aggressive and snobbish but it's fucking annoying to the rest of us. Their so called "confidence" is as fake as Iggy Azalea's ass. They're the most boring people on the planet. They're the child you never wanted. Meeting or befriending an Aries means you're being punished for something.
  • Taurus: They think the world revolves around their slow asses. Tauruses act like they do everything but all they really do is masturbate, cry and throw a tantrum when they have to get out of their beds. They expect everyone to do everything for them. If you want to win a Taurus' heart, (which I doubt you do) then just be rich. They probably have money hidden somewhere but they'll act like they're poor and homeless just so they can have your shit.
  • Gemini: Geminis are very good actors. That's why they spew bullshit out of their mouths every 2 minutes and everyone buys it. They're not funny and tend to laugh at their own jokes while everyone just wants them to shut the fuck up. They feed off of bullying other people but act like they're for the people. Gemini's only talent is having everyone believe their lives while actually believing it themselves. They have no sense of right or wrong because they're still children who need to be put on a leash in order to prevent them from fucking up everything in their path. Do they even hear themselves talk? Probably not, because they suck at listening to anybody including themselves.
  • Cancer: Cry me a fucking river. Cancers act like they don't give a shit but will try to plan your death if you don't notice their shitty haircut right away. They have no social life and their parents/guardian try to kick them out because all they are and ever will be is the loser living in their parent's/guardian's basement jerking off to The Notebook and thinking about their ex.
  • Leo: Their whole entire existence is a joke. They act like they have morals but will try their best to degrade people so they can feel superior. Why? Because they don't know who or what the fuck they are. They still have identity issues at 30. Arguing with a Leo is easy (and hilarious) because their egos are consistently being bruised by nothing, so you'll always win the fight. Leos can relate to cats because they're pussies.
  • Virgo: They like to fight with everyone. Everything is everyone else's fault except for theirs. Virgos can't take the blame for anything because they think they're perfect (when they actually look like a mean sack of shit) and because they're prone to stomach aches and shitting their pants every time there's a little bump in the road. They hate being wrong (which they usually are) and will lie and murder their best friend just to try and prove a point. Because their ego comes before anything else.
  • Libra: Libras are so shallow, they won't think twice about talking to you if you're ugly. But take a good look at them and notice how boring their physical attributes are. They're just a plain jane walking piece of stale bread with two legs and a pulse. And they have as much depth as one too. All they do is try to charm people with the same lines they've used over and over again. They figure since they can't impress anyone with their looks they'll have to charm everyone with their fake personalities and horrible sense of humor. If you should even call that thing a personality.
  • Scorpio: Scorpios can see right through you -- HA. This is bullshit. All you are to Scorpio is a mirror. So everything they see in you that's "bad" is just themselves looking back at them. They only know you're lying because they have used every lie in the book and it takes one to know one. They're so shitty, they have done every horrible thing there is to do in life. So when someone reminds a Scorpio of themselves, they instantly don't like you. Because they know you're a piece of shit just like they are. This is why they're considered "mysterious". They judge people mainly by their looks (but use the word "aura" to throw people off) but if you look behind the sunglasses, millions of scarves and large hats they try to cover their faces with, you'll see they're not that special either.
  • Sagittarius: Congratulations! You are the shittiest fucking sign. You should be proud of yourself. But I bet you are, because you'll do anything for attention whether it's good or bad. Sagittarius itself is a joke and everything they do is the punchline. They think they're smart and will stand up for something they don't agree with just for the sake of arguing and seeming smart when in actuality, they got their facts from wikipedia and other people that they eavesdropped on.
  • Capricorn: Calm down. You're not superior. In fact, judging by how quickly you get offended you're the exact opposite. Capricorns love to fight everyone if it gives them some extra points on looking tough. But honestly, they're not even tough. We all hated them ever since they walked into the room. They focus on work and school because they have no friends. They act like they have class which is a joke, considering they put on a tough front all day and then cry their cowardly hearts out at home.
  • Aquarius: Hahahahahahahahahaha. You're not even worthy of one. Go fuck yourself.
  • Pisces: Pisces love to daydream and imagine the impossible, like getting off their lazy asses for once and actually doing something with their lives besides smoking pot and getting drunk. They're naturally psycho, because they can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality anymore. But they claim to know everything so if you tell them they're wrong they'll turn everyone against you. They're such pussies, they will probably grab a knife, scream, cry and kick shit if you look at them the wrong way. But don't worry, the knife is only so they can stab themselves repeatedly in their own face since they love to self destruct and then play the victim and put all the blame on everyone but themselves. Their own family hates them. So there's your first clue to avoid them at all costs. Seriously, the worst sign ever to exist.