i just wanna squish him *u*

anonymous asked:

Headcannons of truth or dare with the gang please!!!!!thank u loveeee❤️💞

YES


- everyone is one fucking edge
- Dally has his leg bouncing up and down
- Johnny and Pony are chewing their nails
- it’s a mess
- at least five of the guys get dared to kiss you
- let’s be real tho u don’t mind
- Two bit is always the one to do the best and scariest fucking dares
- ‘Hey Dally you like ur pants?’
- ‘Uh ya I guess.’
- 'That’s nice…take em off and run up and down the street. That includes ur tighty whities.’
- 'Fuck you man.’
- JOHNNY IS LITERALLY AN EVIL FUCKING GENIUS
- HES THE GUY THAT DARES PEOPLE TO EAT SHIT
- LITERAL SHIT
- Okokokokokokok Dallas does the best truths because some how he knows everything
- EVERYTHING
- pony is just the teeny tiny innocent little squish
- HE GLARES THO LIKE WHO TF U THINK U IS TELLING HIM TO DO THAT
- Steve is the type of little shit to ask for a dare cuz he doesn’t wanna seem weak and goes the fuck through with it
- he was once dared to streak at the supermarket
- that’s how he is now known as Streakin Steven
Also market molester by the tween girls
- Soda is just there for the laughs honestly
- BUT BE IS A LITTLE BITCH TO DARRY
- HE MAKES HIM DO THE WORST THINGS
- lol darry smart tho
- his dares are just him telling the boys to do the jobs he has to do
- 'Dallas I dare you to mow the lawn in under 20 minutes…ur time starts now.’
- it’s great tbh
- OK SO MUCH CURSING BUT LIKE WEIRD COMBINATIONS OF CURSE WORDS
- 'FUCK SHIT DICKS.’
- 'HOLY FUCK DICKS.’
- Dallas tries to get you to kiss him
- so does Steve
- and Soda
- SOMEHOW THEY GET THE IDEA THAT MAKING YOU LOOSE ALL UR CLOTHING WOULD BE FUNNY
- 'I dare you to take ur underwear off and give it to Dallas.’
- 'You did not Soda.’
- 'Oh but he did.’
- Dally still has ur underwear
- Darry leaves once things start getting 😏😏
- YOOO THIS SHIT STARTS GETTIN DIRTY
- BUT LIKE YOU FUCKIN RETALIATE
- 'Soda I dare you to kiss Dallas…on the lips.’
- all of you are almost if not completely naked by the end
- they like lose the trust they had for each other
- it takes them a good week until they can look at each other the same
- Dallas still can’t look at Soda the same
- Johnny is just happy he isn’t pregnant with a garden gnome
- …it’s a long story
- And Pony is real glad no one was driving down that street
- it was real traumatic for all of them
- Darry still can’t get the image out of his mind of Soda grinding against the neighbor’s tree until he came out with a cane
- or Pony kissing that squirrel

ideal girl | jongin

Originally posted by starlightkai

appearance:

  • i know he said looks don’t really matter but
  • anyone he finds pretty at first sight
  • or just anyone he is physically attracted to but he wouldn’t put too much focus on looks
  • but he did date krystal so…idk
  • probably prefers taller girls 
  • someone a lot of people are attracted to tbh

personality:

  • its okay if u dont get his jokes but as long as u dont make him feel stupid everything is fine!
  • a very touchy, openly affectionate person
  • like lean on his shoulder and squish his cheeks 
  • OH about the jokes thing i wanna add that if ur humour is similar he’d definitely like you
  • a sweetie cutie patootie that everyone loves being around
  • his hearts like the sea right so he’d love someone who, as you get to know them more, has a lot to their personality rather than being just funny or just kind
  • someone he has to work to get to know a lot about so she’s got to be reserved 
  • encouraging, reassuring all the traits of someone who truly wants others to do well
  • a bit of a complainer but not in a rude way
  • like complain that he works too hard or that he needs to eat more all that motherly nagging because that way he’ll see you really care about him
  • INTROVERT!!!! THE WATER LEVELS OF HIS HEART SEA WILL INCREASE BY 10% KNOWING YOURE ONLY TRULY YOURSELF WHEN ITS JUST HIM AND YOU
  • i dont even need to say this but an animal lover our boy aint got 3 dogs for no reason
  • he really seems like a long term typa boy so he’d like a girl who is serious about the relationship and actually puts work into staying together
  • maybe a lil clingy? dependent on him kinda
  • if she isn’t a lover of physical contact then GIRL BYE! 

minseok/xiumin | junmyeon/suho | yixing/lay | baekhyun | jongdae/chen| chanyeol | kyungsoo/d.o | sehun 

She says she loves my rap

S.Coups: Impressed with your technical ability, and how well you pulled off all of that in freestyle.

Jeonghan: “SHE RAPS LIKE A BEAST BUT SHE’S SO CUTE, I JUST WANNA SQUISH HERRR”

Joshua: Admires your trilingual ability.

Jun: Thirst.

Hoshi: “Yeah, she can rap, but the real question is if she can dance just as well.”

Wonwoo: Doesn’t show it on the outside, but he’s definitely going home and looking up more info about you and your group when he gets back to the dorm.

Woozi: "That was almost as funky fresh as our addictive melodies in Adore U”

DK: Obviously he’s beaming like the sun and clapping like an idiot.

Mingyu: “Do you think Pledis would let us steal her and add her to our hip-hop unit?”

The8: MANDARIN. MANDARIN. MANDARIN. IT MADE HIM SO HAPPY THAT YOU THOUGHT OF HIM. 

Seungkwan: “She raps well, but it was not the best quality. I am the best quality.”

Vernon: He’s googling wedding venues on his phone. He’s going to marry you, whether you know it or not.

Dino: “Mmhmm, that’s right. The maknae is always the best.”

Have I ever mentioned how much I love jungkook? like I love him a lot, like more than a lot, A LOT. He has a really cute smile that makes him look like a bunny, who I just wanna squish cause his eyes crinkle and he just looks so genuinely happy and perfect I just wanna protec and luv, but then he goes and gets into this professional mode on stage and like he does this thing where he turns into actual sIN itself with his tight leather pants that just showcase his god like thighs (they deserve to be worshipped but u didn’t hear that from me) and his face just becomes so sinful I wanT TO drown. ugh I just love him very much he’s too good for us I hope he’s happy :(

anonymous asked:

what's your favorite pic of y'alls bias?

hello i have narrowed it down to an acceptable amount also u said gifs right? 

ps. for those of you who don’t knooow i am a shownu bias,, to an extreme amount :-)

gc this face he makes just makes me so happy??? like wowowow i adore 

this one if just boyfriend pics out the ass,,, like thats actually me, i am the hand.. i just wanna squish him

i call this one “incoherent screams into oblivion” -peach

anonymous asked:

hey jojo! you know the post you did with bts and your favorite traits about them? could you do that with your favorite physical features of them??

yes i can! okay disclaimer i dont want to sound shallow with this; i love the boys very much and love them not just for their physical appearance but also their personalities and talent!

JIN: HIS SHOULDERS

honestly would u expect another answer bc damn jins body is fine af his shoulders are so broad that you could fit the damn declaration of independence on it (for those of u that may not know what that is its just a really large document lmao) 

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