i just wanna pick one and be done with it

To keep it 100, from talking to plenty of women, shawties be playing niggas like clock work 

A  shawty can have 5 niggas in rotation and really only be fucking one of em lol

The other 4 do miscellaneous shit 

“Always pick up when i call on facetime cause im bored” nigga

“I just feel like flirting but dont wanna fuck you” nigga

“he’s sweet and always gives me compliments” nigga

“Whenever i need something done that requires physical labor” nigga


I feel like niggas be thinking shawties move like them, like every nigga on the team getting playing time but from women ive talked to it’s not like that lol

like a nigga be talking to 5 shawties, trying to fuck or actively fucking all of them

A shawty will be talking to 5 niggas, be fucking one nigga out the five and never plan to give any pussy to the other 4 niggas from the jump


anonymous asked:

can you make a step by step guide on how to download and use shimejis?

You guys are a bunch of oafs, I swear. Ahem, okay.

So, you go to the site you wanna download the shimeji from. For this example, we’re gonna use the Tord one.

Once it’s done downloading, go to your Downloads folder and open the RAR file (you have to have WinRAR installed).

When it opens, it’ll show this screen.

You see the file under the “..”? The one named “Tord Shemiji”?

Click it.

Sometimes they have another file in that file. If it does, just open that one.

Now, find the .exe file

Open that shit up.

Then just pick and chose which shimeji you want, and voila! You got a lil shit crawling around your screen.

Have fun, my dudes.

i wanna talk about that one story from ed where he said that harry got him that giant lego set and they spent all night putting it together like imagining the two of them just sitting around reading the instructions and putting this giant lego together is too adorable my heart can’t take it

MC Menrah

A/N: Idk if this has been done before but if it has pls tell me what to call it lol. Just some songs that remind me of Rami and Co. Yes, before you ask; my music taste is superior to everyone in the universe’s. Feel free to ask why I picked certain songs, tell me which ones you like or hate etc. I wanna know. 



Cherry - Chromatics 

Got Your Money - Ol’ Dirty Bastard ft. Kelis 

World Destruction - Time Zone 

Day N’ Nite- Kid Cudi 

White Noise- Disclosure 

Life Is Killing Me- Type O Negative 

Guerilla Radio - Rage Against the Machine 

Stricken - Disturbed 

My Own Hell - Five Finger Death Punch 

Something In the Way - Nirvana 

Closer - Nine Inch Nails 

Break Stuff - Limp Bizkit 

I Do Coke - Kill the Noise 

House of Balloons / Glass Table Girls - The Weeknd 

Same Ol’ Mistakes - Rihanna 

Rehab - Amy Winehouse 

Paper Planes - M.I.A. 

L$D - A$AP Rocky 

Insomnia (Original Mix) - Faithless

Hands On the Wheel - Schoolboy Q ft. A$AP Rocky 


Bark at the Moon - Ozzy Osbourne 

Groove Is In the Heart - Deee-Lite 

Marigold - Nirvana 

24K Magic - Bruno Mars (Shoot me in the fucking face for adding this one it’s so bad but so catchy this one’s for you @mr-musings

Sex On Fire - Kings of Leon 

Suck My Kiss - Red Hot Chilli Peppers 

I Feel It Coming - The Weeknd 

Doomsday - MF Doom 

Hip to Be Square - Huey Lewis & The News 

L-O-V-E - Nat King Cole 

Your Love - The Outfield 

Nothin’ But a Good Time - Poison 

Waiting In Vain - Bob Marley & The Wailers 

Holding Back the Years - Simply Red 

Every Little Thing - The Police 

Shoop - Salt-N-Pepa

On & On - Erykah Badu

Pony - Ginuwine (Story behind this one, I was listening to it while reading some rami fic and it made me imagine this: you go over to rami’s after a date for a drink and he offers to put some relaxing music on, you agree, he goes over to his sound system and fiddles with it for ages until he finally manages to find the play button and this song comes fucking blasting through the speakers. He spills his drink, turns bright red and apologises.) 

Candy - Cameo 

Try a Little Tenderness - Otis Redding 


I Don’t Wanna Be Me - Type O Negative 

The Motherload - Mastodon 

Down With the Sickness - Disturbed 

Dying Breed - Five Finger Death Punch 

Gets Me Through - Ozzy Osbourne 

Madhouse - Anthrax

Do You Like Jungle - Jayline 

Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through the Strip - Nirvana 

Bad Guy - 21 Savage 

Party Monster - The Weeknd 

Sex Reflex - Bile 

The Becoming - Nine Inch Nails 

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida - Iron Butterfly 

Kiss It Better - Rihanna 

Don’t Take Me For Granted - Social Distortion 

Red Lipstick - Rihanna 

Excuse Me - A$AP Rocky

Tear You Apart - She Wants Revenge 

Chop Suey! - System of a Down 

Just Lose It - Eminem 

Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz

Drum and Bass Father - Devilman 

Ahkmenrah (12)

(idek why half of these remind me of him tbh, maybe it’s cuz I can see him dancing like a total nerd to them???)

Let’s Groove - Earth, Wind & Fire 

Fade - Kanye West 

Live For - The Weeknd 

Wanderlust - The Weeknd 


Funky Town - Lipps Inc. (Listen to this while watching that gif of him dancing at the DJ decks pls) 

My Neck, My Back (This is another one to listen to with the gif mentioned previously) 

Controlla - Drake

Still Of the Night - Whitesnake 

Forever Young - Def Leppard 

Turn to Dust - Def Leppard 

It’s Tricky - Run DMC

Hotline Bling - Drake (Oh look, another song that goes with that fucking gif) 


Never, Never Gonna Give Ya Up - Barry White 

Dirty Love - Motörhead 

Cold Sweat - Thin Lizzy 

Blackout - Scorpions 

Top Jimmy - Van Halen  

Zatar - MF Doom

You Drive Me Wild- The Runaways 

Some Velvet Morning - Nancy Sinatra 

You Don’t Own Me - Lesley Gore 

Buona Sera - Louis Prima 

It’s Late - Ricky Nelson 

Big Spender - Peggy Lee 

That Old Black Magic - Louis Prima  

Desperado - Rihanna 

She’s a Knockout - Social Distortion 

Funnel of Love - Wanda Jackson 

Calendar Girl - Neil Sedaka 

Jukebox Joints - A$AP Rocky 

Do You Wanna Touch Me - Joan Jett 

Video Games - Lana Del Rey 


I got tagged by @dangerous-stain-builds​ for the one word challenge (thank you!) Rules: Pick any or all characters in your current story/generation and use one word to describe them. Words cannot be repeated!

I have so many sims that I don’t even post so I just did the 2 most important ones from each save (my moms and dads)!

  • Johnny: underestimated
  • Frankie: mischievous
  • Quinn: gemini…..
  • Wren: genuine

I never know who to tag in these things but if u haven’t done it yet and want to, please consider urself tagged!! I wanna learn about ur sims!

but do you know what i really wanna see in miraculous ladybug is marinette (or even adrien) being teased or picked apart for something to the point where they’re about to snap. like just imagine chloe teasing marinette and one day going way too far, to the extent that even sabrina won’t join her in laughing at marinette. and the whole class is stunned into silence, waiting for marinette to snap like eveyone’s done so far. to run away and then reappear, akumatized, like most of them have done. but marinette closes her eyes, taken a deep breath. and when she opens her eyes again they’re steely af but oh, so clear. and she takes a step toward chloe and lifts her hand. chloe flinches like she’s expecting marinette to hit her, but marinette just places her hand on chloe’s shoulder and looks her straight in the eye and tells her to calm. the. fuck. down.

and then she just walks off and when she’s alone tikki asks her why she didn’t fight back, and marinette says that, as ladybug, she can’t afford to get akumatized, because that’s basically kind of giving away her secret identity to hawkmoth. but most of all, she says, she can’t get akumatized because she can’t leave chat to fight for himself alone. and maybe adrien can hear the whole thing lmao

no but i want the show to show us how hard this girl has to try to stay positive, to prevent herself from being taken over by feelings of anger or despair. because it must be so hard!!! negative emotions are so easy to give into and that’s what hawkmoth thrives on, just those momentary feelings of rage or sadness or jealousy or shame. and marinette has to just fight to stay sunny, because she’s ladybug, and she can’t let hawkmoth win, because she made a promise.

My ‘esthetic’ 🤗 If I have such a thing. 😂 Thanks for the tag Cristina ♡! @rocktqueen - I would have included a pic of ♡Kakki♡, but how to pick only one? 😉
I only wish I could have included more pictures 😂😂 I had so many to choose from ~
RULES: make your esthetic (based off your personality and interests) with ONLY photos you’ve saved to your device! You cannot search and download any items until you are done.
Do this only if you wanna~ I tag: @impracticaldemon @xephemerall @ff-darkshininglight @sullivantwissarcana @summylise @obsessedwithnalu @wispedheart @liss4d @ravendaydream @erzas-unsharpened-sword @theoneandonlymelonlord @theflagshiparkos @kjthetalekeeper

I know everyone’s on about ME:A and Ryder right now, but I still love my Shepard so much and I pretty much finalized his whole background in the past year with my last OT play through, so his profile is finally done. I just kept forgetting to share it lol.. that and well, embarrassment tbh.

So here’s my Shepard’s profile

You don’t have to check it out but there it is.

chrisx-212  asked:

I'm sorry I tend to make 'requests' when it's closed. But seriously, it's always a great help to my psyche, when I thought a lot of fandom thinks that Symmetra cannot even be considered good and likable in-universe as long as she's part of Vishkar (or you can't like her and Lucio at the same time, must pick one). Much obliged (and apologies) for digging my ideas and writing it despite request time not yet up!

Nah, it’s cool. It’s basically just my way of saying “i wanna talk to you but there’s not gonna be a fic” :D

Symmetra is such a complex character and that doesn’t fit with tumblr’s very black-and-white mentality.
She’s idealistic and willing to work hard for the vision she has of the future, she’s done and will do both good and bad things to achieve that.

But tumblr has this mindset of “if you’ve done one thing I don’t agree with you’re trash.” which of course makes a lot of characters, especially ones like Symmetra, impossible to like.
Just look at the ongoing game of “which celebrity turns out to be ~problematic~ this week” and replace celebrity with ship/character/plotline. 

The thing is, there’s really no such thing as an evil person. No one, not even someone like Tinyhands Drumpf gets up in the morning, rubs their finger together and mutters “I’m gonna be so evil today”
Everyone acts the way they do because they believe it’s the right thing, or because they’re convinced they have no other choice, or because they had an idea that sounded good to them and failed to think things through.

Symmetra was in favour of Vishkar’s gentrification project in Rio because she saw the rundown favela and imagined the same people living there having new houses and clean water and access to medical care. What she didn’t know was that Vishkar had no intention of letting poor people live in their new neighbourhood.
Good intentions, good actions, but she didn’t have all the facts. 
And if she stays with Vishkar, she’ll do so because she believes it’s the best way. 
Maybe she thinks the good they do outweighs the bad. Maybe she wants to turn them around from the inside. 

Or maybe she’ll stay because she doesn’t have a single friend outside of Vishkar, not a single clue how to live outside their influence, no money Vishkar won’t be able to track, no identity they don’t know, so really, what choice does she have?

my parents nabbed the last switch for me at target!
my mom had to get a colonoscopy done this morning, and they hit up target after.
they texted me and told me one was left, so they picked it up!
i could care less it’s in black, i’ll just get the two red joycons later. i just wanna play zelda, lmao. god bless them, seriously.

ALSO a quick thank you to @foxune for helping me make my decision on this; thanks for the help, my dude, i’m really happy with my decision! :D

My professor: Guys just so you’re aware, you’re allowed to hate the poems you’re writing on, and to say something to that effect in your paper.


hey i got a Cool Hip Tumblr Meme Idea™, make a playlist for your ocs by picking one (1) song for each of them and reblog this with a link if’n you wanna

The Roasting Session

How fitting that our song to start the hour was a request for an old school jam, from Hot Stylez and Young Joc.  Because right now we about to get into our first of many Roastin’ Sessions.  The time of the show where we and if you feel like you wanna get in on it too, pick one random person that we all know, time to a stick and put them over the fire.  Who do we have this week, why our very own DA @ellsworthxtime.  The man with two hands, no chin and a fighting chance.  Now I seen y’all out there roastin’ ya boy somethin’ decent already so let me just put my two cents in for the day.

Let’s start off with the fact that your chin just doesn’t exist.  I mean, maybe that’s where Jay Leno got all his chin from?  He done stole it from this neck meet head lookin’ ass boy.  Y’all remember that cartoon Fairly Oddparents the comic book character there, Crimson Chin, had an arch nemesis named The Negachin… but this DA done took it to a new level people of Ocenview, let me tell y’all.  He done created a nemesis for the nemesis, and we gone call him The Neganochin, because he’s got no chin and it continues to recede into negative amounts.  Y’all this fool out here lookin’ like Yurtle the Turtle from Dr. Seuss, got the kids askin’ for autographs, from his ol’ ugly ass.  He looks like someone salted a snail but it still tried to live on, like I don’t think y’all fully understand what I’m tallkin’ about when I say that he looks like he lost his shell, on some real stuff though.  If you see our DA in the streets, offer him some shelter ‘cause homeboy done lost his in a rage fire I can only imagine.  Y’all know there ain’t no reason for someone of his chinless calibur to be walkin’ round this city tryna run somethin’.  Boy sit down you look like you could get knocked over if the wind blew in the right direction.  Please DA Ellsworth find the seat factory, take several hundred seats, and get yo’ ass together though, like you be makin’ people upset ‘cause you ugly though.  

I could go on forever because he makes it too damn easy but I’mma leave that alone and hit y’all with some commercials and then after that we gone dance out the rest of our time with the Bout To Get Off Work Dance Hour.

Light - Poem Inspired by the Stolen Dance Series

I read the Stolen Dance series by kaz2y5-imagines, and let me tell you… I was moved. Normally, I don’t shed tears. By the time I was done with the series, I probably cried more than I ever had reading anything! This fic gave me SOOO many Sam feels, and I just had to write something for it. It’s a bit rusty since I haven’t written in a million years, and it switches from Sam to the reader at one point (hence the break). I also wanna say thank you mama Kazzy for your writing and being one of the people to help me pick it up again <3


You came into my life
Stirring up a storm
You were just like us,
Who never had a stable home

Staying with us was a risk, you knew
But you still came along
This was the first stolen dance
Even if there was no song

Falling in love with you was sudden
It came out of nowhere
I never expected to fall again
Yet, you were there

You became my life with your light
You kept me on the ground
But then the job got in the way
The witch finally came around


Those last few moments
I tried to be strong
I thought to myself ‘You’ll be okay’
But I had a feeling our choices changed the song

Just as you were thrown into my life
You left just as quick
Maybe if we never met
Your heart would still beat and tick

As I held you in my arms
You said you loved me with your last breath
I couldn’t help but shout your name
When the light left your eyes and took you to death

The world was dull without you there
It was never truly bright
All because that night had taken you
My one true beacon of light

The day I saw you again
I had just passed
You had been my lost light
Which I have found at last


Hey guys I just found out that Sounds Good Feels Good went #1 in ten countries and I wanna really thank you guys for everything you’ve done. If you picked up a copy I wanna say thank you thank you thank you and thank you I really hope this mean more to you than just another album because it means that to me and I love you guys wholeheartedly and I can’t wait to make a next one.

Hey just wanna say like those “fake positivity” post some of you make fun of I know have actually helped me out sometimes like they’re good pick me ups and I know I’m not the only one who has felt that way towards them and it’s really off putting to see so many of you to act like something so innocent is inferior to you, like a lot of the things said in them are usually easier said than done yeah but some of the things they say are nice to read/hear sometimes idk I like them and they’re nice when the pop up on my dash every few days idk why some of you have to act so passive aggressively

You Play Pool Together (Mashton/4)

Request: Hi i was wondering if you could do one where michael/ashton and you are at a bar playing pool but he cant concentrate on playing well bc he thinks you look so hot while playing with all the bending over and such (and also youre getting too much male attention for his liking)? xx

Hey, here’s your request! I’ve just done one for both of them lol x



“You wanna play pool babe?” Ashton asks

You smile, “Sure, I’m not very good at it though.”

“Aah, you’ll be fine, don’t worry about it” He smiles

You pick up a couple of pool sticks as Ashton sorts the balls into the correct position. You pass him one of the pool sticks once he’s finished and the two of you get started.

You really aren’t great at playing pool. You don’t mind playing it, you’re just not great at playing it. And plus, you don’t feel particularly comfortable playing it. You have to bend over a lot and you can’t help but feel like everyone’s looking at and talking about your butt. You’re wearing quite a figure hugging size, so you’re a bit anxious about it.

“Your turn” Ashton smiles

You take your place at the pool table and bend over.

“Nice ass” you hear a guy say from behind you

You instantly shoot up, “Erm…excuse me?”

“I said you’ve got a nice ass” The guy repeats

You look at Ashton uncomfortably, and he’s biting his jaw “Hey, back off” he spits.

“Whatever, man” The guy says before turning back to his group of mates.

You go back to your position and you take your turn. You actually manage to get some of the balls into the holes. You jump for joy, “Look Ash, look what I did!”

He’s not paying attention to what you’re saying. You don’t know why.

“Ashton?” You question

He snaps up, “W-what? Is it my turn?”

You nod, “Yeah, it sure is”

You walk up to him so that you’re out the way, when you catch him looking at your butt.

“Are you checking me out? Is that why he wasn’t paying attention to you? Well…he was, but on something else.

"N-n-no” he stutters

“Yes you are, I saw you!” You giggle

“Well, I mean, I” He begins

“It’s okay…go on, it’s your turn” You blush

He takes his turn and you continue to play. The afternoon goes far quicker than you expected it to, but you’ve had a really good time. You can tell Ashton has as well. You might start wearing this dress more often. It’s not everyday your boyfriend is left fumbling for words because of something you’re wearing.


“Go on babe, I didn’t realise you were this good at playing pool!” Michael exclaims, as you finish your turn.

“My dad taught me how to play. Guess I’m just a natural” You laugh

Michael takes his turn as you stand and look around the bar. A girl walks past you - about your age - and you smile at her, “Hey, I really like your dress”

“Thanks” She smiles back

You’re wearing your black skinnies and a band shirt. Not your band shirt of course…you stole it from Michael’s draws this morning.

“Your go” He says

You take your turn, bending over as innocently as possible. If that’s possible. That was always your least favourite thing about playing pool in a bar.

“You know babe, you sure do look good in those skinnies” Michael calls

“Thanks, Clifford” You reply

“Yeah, I was just about to say what a…curvaceous figure you have” An unfamiliar voice says.

You stand up and see a boy standing next to Michael, admiring you. Michael doesn’t look good happy.

“And what’s that supposed to mean?” Michael questions

The guy laughs, “Well you know…I’m sure you have a lot of fun with her”

Michael turns to him, “What the fuck are you trying to say?”

The guy rolls his eyes, “She must be good to you know, just, feel…if you know what I mean?”

“No, actually, I don’t know what you mean” Michael spits, squaring up.

“Michael…” You warn

“No it’s alright, I’ve got this babe” He begins “You wanna talk shit about my girlfriend? Go right ahead, but when you end up in a hospital bed unable to open your eyes, then don’t blame me”

The guy laughs, “Mate, it’s a compliment. You’ve done well for yourself”

“Don’t call me mate. I’m not your mate. Stop talking about my girl like that. You got that?” Michael continues

The guy rolls his eyes, “Whatever.”

He walks away.

“What was that all about?” You ask Michael

“Did you not hear him talking about you like that?” He questions “It’s disgusting”

You laugh, throwing your arms around him, “You’re such a dork, do you know that?”

“I’m your dork though”

“And no-one else’s” You giggle

Request here