i just wanna eat and sleep

uwu Just ADHD things uwu

• not being able to maintain long lasting friendships/relationships
• wait did i eat?
• was told to do something but got distracted with another thing
• hyperfocushyperfocushyperfocus
• sleep? idk her
• brain never shuts the fuck up
• wanna study for a test? nope.
• finally getting that Energy™ then no energy
• angry at everything. fuck the world.
• “wow i didnt know you have adhd! you’re so calm and quiet!”
• talks too much when getting close to someone
• spacing out bc your brain thought of something interesting
• cant sit still during movies/long periods of time
• wanna get chores done today? nope. no energy.
• “it’s been like five hours!” “it’s been 10 minutes”
• more anger
• forgetting to do Important Things

fuck sentence starters.

’ i dont know if i need a hug or to fuck. ’
’ you know what? fuck this shit. ’
’ are you out of your fucking mind? ’
’ do i look like i give a fuck? ’
’ i wish i had a fuck to spare but i don’t. ’
’ you’re fucking stupid, honestly. ’
’ you know what, fuck you dude. ’
’ fuck you right back. ’
’ you did not just say that, you fucker. ’
’ what do you think i am, just a fuck? ’
’ i’m just another fuck to you, huh? ’
’ i really just want to fuck right now. ’
’ please stop using fuck in every sentence. ’
’ you use the word ‘fuck’ a lot, you know. ’
’ you are a fucktard but a cute fucktard. ’
’ you have lost every bit of my fucking respect. ’
’ if you say ‘fuck’ one more time, i swear. ’
’ do you wanna fuck or what? ’
’ someone else wanted to fuck you? ’
’ please stop telling me about your fucks. ’
’ do you ever not go around and fuck? ’
’ all you do is eat, sleep and fuck. ’
’ seriously, how to you stand to fuck that much? ’
’ did you fuck anyone last night? ’
’ i know i’m a good fuck, so whatever. ’
’ i will fuck you up, don’t even try. ’
’ don’t get fucked up today. ’
’ you will get fucked up if you don’t shut up. ’
’ what did you just fucking say to me? ’
’ why don’t you fuck off? ’
’ seriously, fuck you. ’
’ fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. ’
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me: i want to draw some self-indulgent pastel goth garbage

my goblin brain: make it mika

Pre-Kerberos! Matt HC

[Pre-Kerberos! Matt]

★ Matt is the whitest of the whites, he eats one hot chip and it’s game over.

★ He’s allergic to pickles

★ He got Katie into aliens and cryptids

  • He doesn’t regret it                                                                             

★ Him and Shiro were friends, even before the Garrison.

★ He’s a little shit, the Garrison teachers expected him to be the perfect student since he was Sam and Colleen’s son.

  • They were wrong, he started a black market and wasn’t found out until it was too late. He made more than $500 bucks cash.

★ Whenever he was called into the office to talk about his future he just answered with “Kick ass, go to space, represent the human race.”

The cost of losing a bet with him was high

  • Once a kid had to go up to Iverson and ask if he was a furry and if his boyfriend was bigfoot.
  • They were required to help Iverson for the rest of the year during their free hour.

★ Anytime anyone asked if him and Shiro were dating, he did finger guns and awkwardly backed away.

★ Has been the cause of the science lab blowing up at least 5 times.

  • Shiro was apart of three of them.

★ Puns were his shit no one could escape

  • Shiro does this make us…..Kerbros?”
  • “If it weren’t for the laws of this land, I would’ve slaughtered you, Matt.”

★ Would fight you if you said Pluto wasn’t a planet

★ Is the most oblivious of people, two kids had a crush on him at the same time and he never noticed

  • But he can somehow notice when people have crushes on each other??

★ He met Neil Degrasse Tyson once and cried

★ Katie and him show their love by roasting each other on the daily

★ “I know you love those peas, Dad.” was only the tip of the Yikesburg™ .

★ He dyed Shiro’s hair once

  • It went as well as expected
  • It was neon blue

★ He smuggled Pidge into the Garrison once with the help of Shiro

  • Keith found them dragging her through the window
  • He just stared silently and walked away

★ He can do a perfect Yoda impression

  • Katie sadly found out when she on the verge of sleep at 3am

★ Subs always liked him for some reason, no one really knew how or why though.

★ He could name all 206 bones in the human body, and he taught Keith how to break every one of them

★ Katie popped out the lens in his back-up prescription glasses

  • He cried

★ He can quote back to the future word for word

★ “What are you gonna do punch me???”

  • The kid decked him
  • He broke their leg

★ He threatened to sell Katie to the Garrison for a pizza

  • A guy’s gotta do what they gotta do to get some decent food

★ “How’d you do in your flight test, Matt?” “Oh, I nearly killed Shiro. it’s chill though.”

★ He cries whenever he sees dogs since the Garrison is in the middle of nowhere

  • He once cried for more dog deaths in three school days than his entire life

★ “Hey Matt, high-five the stars for me okay?” “Of course, Katie.”

  • She hasn’t found out if he did or not.

★ It was his idea to name their dog Gunther

  • “What the fuck, Matt” “It haS CHARACTER KATIE”

★ Him and his mom are kickass together.

  • Everyone is low-key terrified of them

★ He crashed his bike into a tree once

  • “Lol you guys will never guess what happened”
  • “What”
  • “My bone is no longer in my leg”

★ “Do you think Iverson and—” “I’m gonna stop you right there.”

★ He hacked the speakers in the Garrison to play Bill Nye the Science Guy when someone said he wasn’t a real scientist

★ Believes in the multiverse theory and soulmates

  • Maybe in some other universe him and Shiro are happy

★ He’s pan and poly, fight me   

  • Katie got him a shirt that read “Pans for Bigfoot”    
  • He wore it everywhere

★ He finished the office in a week and stares at a security camera whenever something stupid happens

★ Someone confessed to him once and he panicked and said “Thank you”

★ Matt is actually a super good crossdresser???

  • Shiro and Keith are surprised???
  • Katie had to get it from somewhere y’all

★ Lowkey likes to make fun of Keith for being Texan

  • “Y’all’d’ve done good if y’all had listened to me.”
  •  “I hate living because of you, Matt.”

★ Bill Nye the Science Guy is his dad and you can’t tell him otherwise.

  • He’ll fight you if you say he isn’t a real Scientist

★ MATT REALLY LIKES AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER, LIKE I HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN IT BUT I KNOW HE DOES.

★ Him and Katie learned Latin for kicks

★ Speaks fluent meme

★ **Drops one piece of candy on his room floor** “,,,,,,,,” **Kneels down to look for it**

★ 10/10 doesn’t know how to handle any crushes he has

  • He realized he had a crush on Shiro with the “help” of Katie and Keith
  • He tried to eat an entire jar of pickles afterwards

★ “Matt, you have a crush on my brother, admit it” “New glasses, who dis?”

★ “Shiro, when I was your age,,,,,,” “One day, you’re just not going to wake up.”

★ He somehow convinced Shiro to dress up as Watson while he was Sherlock

★ Hamilton’s number 1 fan

★ He spits out facts at random

  • “Y’know Alexander Hamilton spelt Philadelphia wrong in our Constitution?” 
  • Katie, who has been running on 3 hours of sleep: please shut tf up

★ “You’re a little shit Matt” “Atleast I don’t quote Fairy Tail any chance i get”

★ Matt: THIS BITCH EMPTY 
★ Katie, grabbing his backpack full of assignments from the Garrison: Y E E T

★ He hates coffee but will drink 5 cans of soda in an hour

★ “YOOOOO I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY WANT” “SO TELL ME WANT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT” “I WANNA–”

  • Sam Holt voice: Please,,,,just go to sleep”

★ He’s a Gryffindor

★ Someone bet him that he couldn’t eat 2 of the new Grand Macs

  • He ate 4, Katie ate 5
  • Everyone was impressed and low-key terrified

★ Shiro: bro take off your glasses
★ Matt: bro everything’s a blur
★ Shiro: that’s my life without you
 Matt, tearfully: Bro… 

Iverson: any questions?
Matt: Yeah, first of all, how dare you?

★ “Would you slap Katie for $2,000?” “I’d break both of Katie’s arms and my own leg for a small fry from McDonald's”

★ Shiro gave him one of his sweaters when it was cold out once

  • Shiro hasn’t seen it since

★ He had an emo phase that lasted 2 months before he got tired of the eyeliner

  • Katie likes to bring it up at the worst times

He’s covered in bandaids 90% of the time

  • Most times it’s because he and Katie were fucking around while building smth

★ “The amount of uses for a dead horse is infinite” “Matt, honestly, just go to church”

★ His mind is just a constant loop of that scene in VeggieTales where the realized they didn’t have hands and just sadly looked at each other

★ “KATIE POKEMON PIDGEOTTO HOLT

★ Mashed potatoes can and should fuck him up

★ Learned to play the kazoo for meme opportunity

★ Once burnt off one of his eyebrows from boiling water

★ Him and Katie do the handshake thing from Zack and Cody

★ Whenever someone asks to see a picture of Katie, he just pulls out a picture of Pidgey from Pokémon

  • Matt: Isn’t she pretty?

★ He beat every island in poptropica

★ He can make really nice flower crowns nobody has questioned it

★ He talks with his hands a lot

  • He’s hit Keith in the face more than once because of it

★ You know when it snowed in Egypt for the first time in years and that guy had that giant ass snowball and was gonna fucking dunk it on his friend?

  • That’s Matt

★ He can dance?? Where did he learn it? Nobody knows

★ “Keith I came as soon as i heard! I can’t believe it I knew you two were close”
★“Wtf are you talking about?”
★“Punk is dead, Keith”

★ When the rumour that MCR was coming back you bet your ass Matt was ready to blast every song whenever he saw Keith

★ “I’m Matt, the radar technician”

★ He recreated BB-8 from Star Wars: The Force Awakens and cried

★ “Bitch, I am a gift of God, square up”

  • Get it? Because Matthew means gift of God??

★ He can solve a rubix cube behind his back in under 35 seconds

★ If he laughs hard enough he’ll start snorting

  • 50% of the time he won’t notice because he’s too busy laughing
  • The other 50% he’ll stop and frown in disgust at his own snort

★ He found out Shiro poured his milk in before the cereal and kicked him out their dorm

Matt: Hey, Shiro, want to stay for dinner?
Colleen: Do you want to stay forever?

★ Iverson lowkey reminds him of Snape, so by default he just doesn’t like him

★ “Work, work!” “Matthew!”
    “Work, work!” “Katherine!”
    “,,,,,and Keith”
    “The conspiracy theorists!”

★ Unlike his sister, he likes to garden and starts one in their backyard with their mom

★ Matt would totally force Shiro to cosplay Team Rocket for Halloween with Pidge being Meowth and Keith being an edgier version of Ash Ketchum

  • Shiro as Jessie and Matt as James of course

★ He owns every pokemon game in existence

  • Pokemon Snap was his shit when he was like 7
  • He 360 noscoped the Pokemon with apples

★ Has read all of the Harry Potter books three times

★ He tried to teach Shiro how to dance

  • They never finished though because neither of them could take the sexual tension

★ He was more into the galaxies and multiple universes part of space, while Katie was excited for the tech advances 

  • They were both 100% ready for aliens though

★ Shiro told him he couldn’t create the Marauders Map, so he did out of spite

★ Talked in nothing but Shakespeare for a day to piss off Katie

★ He loved ducktales

  • Too bad he can’t see the reboot

★ Barbie and the 12 dancing princesses was his shit

★ When Katie was born, he brought a potato with him when he went to the hospital to compare the two

★ He always wore sweaters that didn’t quite fit him, so he could have Sweater Paws

★ There was a supposed ‘haunted’ house on his street, so him Katie and the Broganes all snuck out to investigate

  • A window broke while they were in there
  • Keith shapeshifted into Sonic and bolted, Katie started hysterically crying and laughing at the same time as she ran, and Matt jumped into Shiro’s arm and Shiro fuckin’ booked it
  • They all agreed not to talk about it

★ Once in gym, a ball was about to hit someone in the face but instead of yelling “duck!” he yelled “dICK”

  • To this day no one has let him live it down

★ Uses an absurd amount of emoticons when texting

★ 10/10 would meme again

★ Used the word “Yo” too many times to count

★ Tried to bury Katie underneath a bunch of snow when she was 10

★ He can’t swim

★ He’s cried during nearly every Disney and Pixar movie


[Read Part Two// Post-Kerberos! Matt HC here!]

I just wanna

• Get a regular sleeping plan
• Get into a gym routine
• Eat healthy again
• Achieve my targets with business
• Allow myself time to create
• Drink more water
• Wake up happy and stress free
• ^^ even though life still has its problems
• Be a better friend
• Be more in touch with my intuition
• Be closer to God
• Meditate
• Love someone worth loving
• Receive love in the realist form
• Continue to Glo
• Educate myself constantly
• Travel
• Live and enjoy every moment

What Lovers Do: Part 1

Fandom: Marvel

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: You have a friend with benefits relationship with the Winter Soldier himself: Bucky Barnes. You two have gotten the routine down: wake up, train, mission, come home, have sex, then act like nothing happened. It’s worked for you for a while now. But now that Bucky’s starting to see someone seriously, you don’t know what to do with yourself.

Warnings: implications of smut, ANGST

A/N: I got too excited so I decided to just post the first part today! If you want to be tagged in the series, please send me an ASK. EDIT: Tagging is now CLOSED. 


You and Bucky laid on the bed, naked, sweaty and panting. You just went three rounds of your “bedroom exercises”. You stared at the ceiling still in the post-sex haze.

“I’m seeing someone.” Bucky sais breaking the silence.

You turn your head to look at him, but he continues to stare at the ceiling, “Oh?”

“I think it’s getting serious.”

Your mouth suddenly feels really dry. You knew this would happen eventually, but you figured you’d be the one to break it off. Not Bucky. You wished it was you to find someone. But no. You couldn’t. Not when the guy you just had sex with was the one for you.

“What’s her name?” You looked at him teasingly, trying to hide the pain.

Bucky smiled, “Melissa, but she goes by Mellie.” Bucky turns to you and props his head on his hand, “Y/N, she’s so beautiful, kind, and funny. She knows about my past and she accepts me for who I am. It’s-It’s so amazing. She’s so amazing.”

You have him a small smile, the smile not reaching your eyes, “I’m happy for you, Buck.”

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SKAMS04E10 Clip 2 - Penetrator Chris

CHRIS: Hey.

EVA: Hey. Did you sleep well?

CHRIS: Mhm.

EVA: Mhm.

CHRIS: I just dreamt something fucked up.

EVA: Yeah, what?

CHRIS: I dreamt that I was at my old elementary school. And we were eating lunch outside, me and Caroline, who was my girlfriend in fourth grade and then you were walking past and I was like “Wow, damn”! And then I walked up to you and I was like “Hey, do you wanna date me?” in front of Caroline.

EVA: What did I say?

CHRIS: You said yes, of course.

EVA: Yes? Of course? Okay?

CHRIS: And that’s supposed to mean…?

EVA: That we’re never going to be together.

CHRIS: Why not?

EVA: Why? Because..

CHRIS: Because?

EVA: Because you.. are..

CHRIS: I am? What am I?

EVA: A cheating fuckboy.

CHRIS: Ouch..

EVA: Hi, Vilde.

VILDE: Hi, what are you doing?

EVA: Nothing in particular…

VILDE: Listen, I wanted to do something nice for Sana at that Eid-celebration, to show her how much we love her.

EVA: Yes! We can do that!

VILDE: So I’ve read a bit about Eid and it’s common to give gifts, but it’s often just to kids and money and stuff, and it’d be a bit weird to give her money. I wanna give her something really special, so do you have any ideas?

EVA: Uhm… No, I don’t know, but we should probably ask someone for some advice, maybe someone who knows more than us,

VILDE: Yeah, I agree. We’ll ask a Muslim.

EVA: Hey, but listen, maybe I’ll call you up a bit later or something?

VILDE: Okayyy!

EVA: Okayyy, bye! Where were we?

CHRIS: We were talking about if we’re going to get together.

EVA: I don’t think so..

CHRIS: You don’t? Because I think you may want to.

EVA: Nooo..

CHRIS: You sure?

EVA: Yes, I’m sure.

CHRIS: Totally sure?

EVA: Yes, very.

MOM: Eva?

EVA: Hide!

CHRIS: Why?

MOM: Hi!

EVA: Hi..

MOM: Oh, I’m sorry! Uhm..

EVA: Uhm.. I have company.

MOM: Yes.

EVA: Uhm.. This is..

CHRIS: Hey! Chris.

MOM: Hi. Chris.

CHRIS: Is your name also Chris?

MOM: Yeah, no, my name is Anne Marit.

CHRIS: Oh, okay. That makes sense.

MOM: Yes.

EVA: Yes.

MOM: I’m sorry for just.. I didn’t know Eva had a boyfriend.

EVA: We’re not together.

CHRIS: Yet.

MOM: Yes, but that’s.. You’ll figure that out.. Okay.

EVA: Oh my God.

CHRIS: Oh, well.

EVA: Why did you stand up?

CHRIS: I had to introduce myself. I was raised well. You have to say hi to people.

EVA: You could’ve introduce yourself another time!

PIXAR’S UP STARTER SENTENCES. 

  • ❝ Adventure is out there. ❞ 
  • ❝ What’s wrong? Can’t you talk? ❞
  • ❝ Hey, I don’t bite… ❞
  • ❝ You and me, we’re in a club now. ❞  
  • ❝ You have to swear you will not tell ANYONE. ❞
  • ❝ South America. It’s like America…but south. ❞
  • ❝ You know, you don’t talk very much…I like you! ❞
  • ❝ Take a bath, hippie. ❞
  • ❝ You don’t seem like a public menace to me. ❞
  • ❝ What are you doing out here? ❞
  • ❝ Please let me in. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t touch that! ❞
  • ❝ Well that’s not gonna work. ❞
  • ❝ Whew! I thought you were dead. ❞
  • ❝ Hey, let’s play a game. It’s called: see who can be quiet the longest. ❞
  • ❝ I’m tiiiired. My knee hurts. My elbow hurts and I have to go the bathroom. ❞
  • ❝ But I didn’t have to go then! ❞
  • ❝ I don’t wanna walk anymore. Can we stop? ❞
  • ❝ [ name ], if you don’t hurry up the tigers will eat you. ❞
  • ❝ There’s no tigers in South America. Zoology. ❞
  • ❝ What is that thing?! ❞
  • ❝ No! Stop! That tickles! ❞ 
  • ❝ That doesn’t even rhyme. ❞
  • ❝ I see you back there. ❞ 
  • ❝ Go annoy someone else for a while. ❞ 
  • ❝ Uhhh…we’re not allowed to have dogs in my apartment. ❞
  • ❝ Did that dog just say ‘hi there’? ❞
  • ❝ I just met you and I love you. ❞
  • ❝ Can we keep him/her? Please! Please! Please! ❞
  • ❝ Can I tell you a secret? ❞
  • ❝ Hey, why don’t you get some sleep. ❞
  • ❝ What have I gotten myself into? ❞
  • ❝ We better get moving. ❞
  • ❝ You must be tired. Hungry? ❞
  • ❝ I like you temporarily. ❞
  • ❝ I do not like the cone of shame. ❞
  • ❝ Are you sure I’m not a bother? I’d hate to impose. ❞
  • ❝ You really must stay. I insist. ❞
  • ❝ We have so much to talk about. ❞
  • ❝ Give me your hand! ❞
  • ❝ This is great. I finally meet my childhood hero and he tries to kill us. ❞
  • ❝ It might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most. ❞ 
  • ❝ Run, [ name ], run! ❞
  • ❝ This is none of my concern. ❞
  • ❝ I didn’t ask for any of this! ❞
  • ❝ I was hiding under your porch because I love you. ❞
  • ❝ Can I stay? ❞
  • ❝ I am your master. ❞
  • ❝ You are my master. ❞
  • ❝ Let me go! ❞
  • ❝ Scream all you want, [ name ], no one can hear you. ❞
  • ❝ Where are you going?! I’m not finished with you! ❞
  • ❝ I want to help. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t want your help! …I want you safe. ❞
  • ❝ I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow. ❞
  • ❝ Hey, [ name ]! You’re cheating! ❞
  • ❝ Maybe I need new glasses. ❞

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Late Night Call

MASTERLIST

Request: Can you do one with Shawn being upset while touring? xx

Word Count: 1,375

Late night call

You were brutally pulled away from your – otherwise – rather heavy sleeping when an annoying buzzing sounded from the bedside table. You pushed up your heavy, sleepy body with your elbows, looking around the dark room.

You rubbed your sore eyes quickly, before gazing over at the clock. 4:23 AM.

Who on earth calls at this time of the freaking hour?

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One Last Celebration

“Where we goin’ Mama?” You asked your mother, Amber, while swinging your feet up and down in the backseat of the car as you watched the road pass by out the window.

“We’re going to see your daddy.” She told you in a tone your three your old brain couldn’t process. She seemed sad but was using a happy tone with you.

“Daddy!” You shouted in an excited voice, your father worked a lot and you didn’t get the chance to see him often. He worked constantly with your uncle and was always driving around fighting the bad guys. There were only a few times a year when you got to see him; your birthday, father’s day, Christmas, and two or three weekends out of the year; so whenever you got to see him it was a big deal.

“I’m so excited to see Daddy, Mama!” You told her as you continued to swing your feet even faster as you grew more eager. “When we gonna get there”

“We’ll be there in about an hour, we’re going to Mr. Bobby’s house. Daddy and Uncle Dean are there.” She said with a smile.

Fifty minutes later your mom pulled up to Singer’s Auto Salvage and you were bounding up and down your car seat. “Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad.” You repeated happily over and over as you waited for your mother to open the backseat door so you could get out.

As she opened the door you looked up to the house and saw your father walking out with a confused look on his face, “Daddy!” You shouted as you ran towards him with your arms open in a ‘pick me up’ motion.

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Black and White - Chapter 1

Characters: Baekhyun x Reader

Genre: Bad Boy AU // University AU // Fluff

Word Count: 2601 words

Plot: Baekhyun is the typical heartthrob that always gets what he wants.. until you came along.

Black and White: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Chapter 9 (M)

Byun Baekhyun.
The man that possesses a piercing stare so dangerous, you could drown in it if you stared long enough. He’s got the looks and he knows it. 

Heck, the whole university knows it.

He’s hot and anyone can establish that just by looking at all the girls that are constantly desperate to get into his pants. He lets them, of course, because he’s a horny bastard that likes having sex with girls only to leave them before morning comes. He rarely does the same person twice.

He’s arrogant and smug most of the time but he isn’t so much of a bad boy. He may smoke a pack or two but he doesn’t have any tattoos or piercings. He doesn’t necessarily get into fights unless you mess with him or his friends.

Don’t bother him, and he won’t bother you.

He’s just a guy that is cocky as fuck and always gets what he asks for.

That was, until he met her.

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My commentary whilst watching part 3 of  Buzzfeedblue’s “3 Horrifying cases of Ghost and demons”

Warning:

1. I’m a dork. I’m a shipper. and i’m a meme. Even if you don’t ship them its a joke, i’m shipping them for the lolz.

2. I recommend watching the video along with or before going through this post, because if you haven’t seen it you will be lost.

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I think if the ghostfacers are to have any irl parallels…

its these dorks.

excluding the fact that the ghostfacers are like 10x gayer and better prepared (i think… i mean there was that whole incident with… Irrelevant)

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Ryan:*is freaking out prematurely*

Shane: *Looks at camera like he is on the office*  Things I do for my boyfriend

like literally

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*Walks in like the Bear Grylls of the paranormal*

“This is an incredibly angry spirit, lets mess with it.”

Shane: “Yeah!”

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booooi you be talking with some demons when the ordained exorcist expressly said not to. 

shane is just over here like, “hey remember that thing im not supposed to do… Lets do it.” also why is he smiling. boiii demon bouta…..mmmmmmm.

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i swear to god ive seen this before

oh yeah… on BLOODY SUPERNATURAL…

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paranormal “expert”:“Hey we are in a house with a demon… wanna lay on the pentagram?”

Ryan: Shane no

Shane: Shane yes

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Shane: eat. my. heart. EAT. MY. HEART.

Demon: …

Shane: Eat Ryan’s Heart. in fact eat both our hearts

Demon: YES

Ryan: *NOPE SHOOK*

Demon: im only trying to get you guys to fuck and fucking leave.

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Ryan: Why are we sleeping here again?

Shane: WHOO SLEEPOVER WITH A DEADLY DEMON!!

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Ryan: “I dont care im going to move closer to you”

Demon: *quietly high-fiving self in basement.

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Shane: *begins actually comforting Ryan like a good friend*

Demon: *is content*

also Shane: Psyche imma try and guilt you into staying

Demon: *apparitionly face palm*

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shane: its fine, you dont have it in you.

*cheesy strength gathering montage*

Ryan: Yup, PEACE OUT BITCHES.

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Shane: *films ryan sleeping happily* 

Ryan:*films Shane sleeping*

me: you forgot to say ‘no homo’.

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THIS IS LITERALLY LIKE THEIR ENTIRE BLOODY RELATIONSHIP

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Ryan: This is my disappointed face

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This long ass post brought to you by: Ryan’s I’ve seen some shit face


link to video here

link to master post here

{Special} College!AU Momo
  • major: photography / concentration: commercial 
  • minor: dropped her dance minor because she realized she liked her own style way more than taking classes on it,,,
  • sports: urban dance team
  • clubs: cooking club (except she doesn’t cook she just tastes everyone else is making), reviews restaurants with jeongyeon for the campus blog, and sometimes gets asked by dance minors for help which shocks her because she’s like “how do you guys know i dance,,,” and they’re like “we see all of nayeons snapchats of you!!!!” and momo is like,,,,,,,,,,,clueless 
  • ever since she was really young everyone assumed momo was going to pursue her career in dance,,,, she’s just always been so good at it and loved with a passion that people were like you hAVE to major in dance or theater,,,, be a PERFORMER
  • but momo,,,,,was hesitant with it because as much as she adores it,,, something about making it her chief discipline,,, took out the fun in it
  • so when she entered college and chose photography everyone was like ??? because since when did she like taking photos
  • or doing anything aside from laying upside down from her bed watching dramas or being in a practice studio,,,,,,,
  • but momo’s simple answer was “food”
  • “what about,,,,,,,food?”
  • “i want,,,,,,,to take photos of food.”
  • which im not kidding, is an actual career like who do you think takes those videos for mcdonalds or those nice pics for restaurant menus like this is a lEGITMATE business and momo is like “i heard sometimes you can eat the food after,,,,,,,if it isn’t fake :       )”
  • jihyo: oh that’s why you want to do it, to eat right
  • momo:,,,,,,,,,,,
  • momo: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,yes
  • she tried doing rookie shots of jeongyeon’s cooking or her sisters and ,,, the photos didn’t turn out half bad so she decided it’d be something she could see herself doing
  • plus it would still give her time to practice dance for her own leisure,,,,,,
  • to be honest,,,college was a bit of challenge for her - momo isn’t the most schoolwork motivated and she has habits of slipping into her hobbies more than her schoolwork
  • cue: moms jihyo and jeongyeon reminding her that she has finals and projects due
  • and momo crying over the prerequisite biology course
  • but hey,,,,,she has a dream and she wants to be able to follow it (and make money,,,,as all college students dream of some day LOL)
  • plus,,,,,if anything,,,,,,she makes money on the side tutoring dance and being in small performances set up by friends or dance majors so you know ,,,,,, it isn’t like she gave up the thing she really loves
  • she’s just being realistic
  • but she does get lost on her way to class like all the time,,, like she’s been on campus long enough to know where the buildings are but she zones out and ends up outside of the library and not the art department
  • do you know how many times sana has found her there??? too many to count
  • keeps getting scouted by different uni sports teams while she’s at the gym because she’s FIT and has a more grueling workout then some of the dudes on the football team
  • but the only team she’s on is an urban dance one because she’s friends with the leader who lets her choreograph parts and it’s the only group that lets her ,,,, like?? break the rules??? of what people think dance is about
  • but yeah even though she can sleep for 16 hours straight and eats unhealthy snacks in class,,,,,,she can probably run laps around half the people on campus
  • nayeon calls her ab-god and momo is just like “i can make my abs dance wanna see” and nayeon is like YES im gonna put it on instagram and jeongyeon has to pull momo’s shirt down before it can happen because quote on quote, “stop exploiting her for likes nayeon”
  • shares her dorm with jeongyeon’s and you can see who lives on which side
  • because one is perfectly clean, with a new-looking monitor on the desk and textbooks staked by class and bed sheets white and crisp
  • while the other is,,,,,,,mismatched sheets,,,,,,,30248 teddy bears,,,,,,,and a desk that has empty chip bags on it and momo’s sweater that she wore a week ago
  • who cuts out photos of pretty food and tapes them to their binders??? momo
  • everyone in her class is like ,,,,,,,,,,,, oh and she’s like “this is a photo of a hotdog. a hotdog,,,,,,i would die for”
  • most definitely sleeps in class when she can LOL
  • you first see momo  on your way to pick up a friend’s films from the photography department 
  • she’s standing outside of the entrance,,,, where you have to swipe an ID to get in looking glum and you wonder if maybe,,,,,,she forgot her ID?
  • you don’t want to be weird and just ask her but it’s obvious the way she’s looking at the machine and the people passing through 
  • it’s even more obvious when mina walks by, and goes “no ID?” 
  • momo pouts as mina swipes herself in and shakes her head “cant help you momorin,,,,,,,,,start using the wallet we gave you!!!”
  • momo sighs,,,mumbling to herself that dropping her money and cards into her huge backpack has always worked before - todays just an unlucky day
  • you feel bad and so you walk over and go “h,,,,hey im going to be going inside and i can hand you my ID after i swipe it if you want???”
  • momo’s eyes light up,,,,,,,she does a little clap and thanks you
  • you swipe yourself in and then discreetly hand over your ID to her so she can do it too
  • once inside momo grins,,,,,her smile is so cute and she takes your hand to shake it,,,,,thanking you again
  • with that she rushes off,,,, realizing she’s late now for class and you stand there a little bewildered because something tells you she isn’t,,,,like a lot of other people is she
  • you learn quickly that you’re right - she’s not
  • because the next day as you’re leaving the photography department you see momo again  
  • and she doesn’t have her ID,,,,,,,,,again
  • and you swipe her in and she’s all stars in her eyes thanking you!!!! till she goes “oh,,,,,,,,,,,,but i think i forgot my camera in the dorm oh no,,,,,,,i have to go back,,,,,”
  • you watch again, amazed, as she dashes out of the building you try to think of something to say but you just call out “take your ID too!”
  • she does something of a nod,,,,,,disappearing out the doors
  • this goes on for a bit,,,,,,,momo seems to never have her ID and you always bump into her at the entrance
  • sometimes a friend or someone else will swipe her in, but for a while it seems like she’s looking for you
  • when she sees you,,,,,she calls your name,,,,,,,,the smile of hers is really simple - it’s not big and bright
  • but it’s, it’s got this subtle beauty 
  • even a bit of a sleepy beauty,,,something that reminds you of warm blankets and lazy afternoons
  • even though you’ve seen her run,,,,,like she’s part of the track team and get up and all worried about forgetting anything else before going in,,,,,,,for the most part momo’s energy is always dreamy
  • and you,,,,,,you think it’s cute
  • at one point you’d been handing her your ID when a girl,,,,with short hair and a stern expression swatted your arm and went “don’t give it, she needs to learn to stop losing her ID!”
  • you had looked at her and momo had frowned “jeongyeon,,,,,,,,they’re being nice,,,,,,,,,,,,,”
  • jeongyeon has narrowed her eyes and went “momo told me about you,,,,,,stop swiping her in! she needs to start bringing her ID! doesn’t it bother you that she’s always here?”
  • your gaze had shifted to momo,,,,,,to be honest nothing about her bothered you in the least,,,,,,,you’d swipe momo in for the rest of your academic career if she wanted
  • but you didn’t even have to say that,,,,,jeongyeon just huffed and went “i see you’ve been won over - you’re hopeless!”
  • turning to momo she’d pinched her roommates nose and went “stop relying on being adorable and start getting organized - we’re going to clean our WHOLE dorm till you find your ID”
  • with that jeongyeon had pulled momo out of the building,,,,,,momo had went willingly,,,,but turned and waved to you
  • shyly you’d brought your hand up to wave back,,,,,,,but jeongyeon’s words kept rattling in your head
  • ‘you’ve been won over  - you’re hopeless!’
  • you got stuck thinking about it so long that someone had to ask you to move out of the way so they could get through skfljda
  • but it’s true,,,,,,she really had in some ways,,,,,,won you over
  • a couple of weeks passed by and momo had vanished from her spot near the entrance,,,you were a little upset,,,,,you wouldn’t lie
  • but you were happy thinking that she had probably finally gotten her ID back 
  • until you saw her again,,,,,,
  • “do you need me to swipe you in?”
  • momo shakes her head,,,,,the way her hairs up in a messy bun and the oversized hoodie hanging over her frame,,,,,you wanna CRY she’s so damn cute
  • “jeongyeon made me get my ID remade,,,,and i haven’t lost it because-”
  • proudly she shows you the lanyard around her neck, from the bottom hangs her ID pass and you look at it,,,,it’s pink,,,,,with little dogs on it 
  • (see: you’d cry she’s so frea K I NG CUTE)
  • “so what’s up?”
  • momo motions to the door with her hand,,,,you give her a confused look but she goes “i wanna take you somewhere i really like,,,,,,do you want to come?”
  • she doesn’t tell you the name of where you’re going or where it’s located, you just follow her as momo takes your hand and excitedly talks to herself about how she’s been craving this food for a while,,,,,,,
  • you end up seated in a small family-owned restaurant,,,,momo is on a first name basis with the lady that takes your order and even knows about her kids and husband
  • momo seems like she’s at home,,,,,not even looking at the menu since she orders her “regular” 
  • you try to see if there’s anything you’d like but momo urges you to get what she is - she promises you’re going to love it!!!!!! 
  • and you’ve never seen her so animated and excited about something
  • her usual daydreamy like expression turns vibrant
  • and she tells you that this place is her favorite,,,,she’s been coming here since she was a kid 
  • and you’re like,,,,,,,,still not sure why she’s taken you here and what this is like is this a thank you for you helping her swipe in all those times?? is this just new friends hanging out???? is this a date,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • the idea makes your heart do a ! and you’re not sure how to calm yourself down
  • but momo is thankfully distracted because when the food comes out,,,,,,it’s like a whole new person is in the room with you
  • and you reach over but momo is like “wait! let me take a photo!”
  • she takes her camera out,,,,,not her phone,,,,and you’re like “should i pos-”
  • but she instead starts snapping pics of the food, admiring it and smiling to herself and she’s like “oh! we should take one too!”
  • you flush bright pink as she moves over to sit beside you
  • she’s squished up against your arm,,,,,the smell of strawberry scented shampoo and her pretty profile up close is enough to send you into a mini heart attack
  • but momo just comfortably throws up the peace sign and giggles for you to do it too
  • the food,,,,,,like momo said,,,,,,, is exceptionally good!!! you and momo don’t talk, both totally immersed in the flavor
  • but once you’re done,,,,,finishing what is a serving for four people,,,,,,you go “thanks for taking me here! i never knew this place existed!”
  • momo nods, patting her stomach “i only show it to people who i like”
  • those words make you freeze,,,,,,like,,,,,,,,,what kind of like,,,,,,you’re so confused,,,,,,,
  • momo’s ability to say things like that with no change in expression makes your head spin because what??????? does?????? this???? all???? mean???
  • momo suddenly gets up to pay and you try to get some bills from your wallet but she’s just like “you don’t have to, ive racked up points!”
  • confused you look at her pull a card from her pocket, the name of the restaurant and holes punched all throught it except for the message that says ‘come 10 times and get a free meal!’
  • you gwack and momo hands it to the lady from before who asks “do you want another one?” momo just smiles in obvious response
  • and when you two are back on the train to campus,,,,,you practically jump from your skin when momo softly lays her head on your shoulder and falls asleep
  • her mouth open in just the slightest and her hand tightly holding yours,,,,,,
  • you feel even more nervous when you guys are standing together in front of the dorms,,,,,,momo isn’t say anything
  • and you’re so worried you did something wrong that you’re trying to come up with an apology in your head when momo just goes
  • “we should ,,,,,,, do this again”
  • you nod,,,,almost too fast,,,,,,,your excitement makes you embarrassed but momo just seems to find it cute
  • then she takes a step closer and adds “if you ,,,,, want we should also ,,,”
  • her hands come up to hold your face,,, your eyes dart back and forth and you feel your heart spin but you close your eyes 
  • and momo kisses you ever so gently,,,,,,the same sensation of when a snowflake falls on your skin
  • but it makes your whole body tingle because,,,,,she did it,,,,,,she kissed you
  • and oh god you don’t want to do anything else for the rest of your life but kiss hirai momo,,,,,,,,,
  • you say your goodnights and you go home on cloud nine,,,,,,momo falls face first into her bed and jeongyeon is about to tell her to at least take of her shoes first
  • when momo turns her head, smiling and goes “jeongyeon,,,,,,i found someone i like,,,,,,,,,,as much as i like food,,,,,,,,”
  • jeongyeon almost doesn’t believe it LOL
  • the first act of dating momo is you two swipe yourselves into the photography department while holding hands and it’s so c*rny,,,,,,yet sweet
  • well i mean jihyo finds it sweet and nayeon says it’s corny but you know whatever
  • you actually get you and momo matching lanyards to wear for your IDs and you’re too shy to give it to her but when she finds them hanging on the wall of your dorm
  • she grasps them and is like !!!!!!! cute !!!!! 
  • you got one with peaches on it because momo told you that’s what her name means and you didn’t say that either,,,,,,but momo somehow just Knew
  • momo is the comfortable college gf meaning she loves wearing baggy jeans, big t-shirts, uni sweaters, and sneakers
  • but sometimes when she has a dance competition to go to or sana makes her go shopping with her
  • you get to see momo in cute shorts or dresses and wow ok,,,,like i know we established how adorable she is but momo is hot,,,,,,and you’re like oh my,,,,,,,,,,,god and everyone is like “don’t drool” and you’re like excuse me but my gf is killing me????? do you see how good she looks??????
  • but to momo it doesn’t really matter what she wears, she’s fine showing up to get cereal with you in the campus dinning hall at 3 pm in her goofy pajamas like she’ll do it
  • but no matter what she always has that,,,,,strawberry scented shampoo,,,,,and this laid back aura that makes you feel that spinning heart feeling anytime you see her
  • you get to see momo’s photography and she’s pretty good,,,,,she’s definitely more careful with product photography then she is with like taking photos of people
  • see: all her pics of food for her portfolio are amazing, top quality
  • you ask her to take one photo of you and it’s a blurry nightmare
  • matching coffee mugs over matching phone cases
  • she unapologetically eats off your plate if you’re eating,,,,,,like even if you’re just unwrapping some gum she’ll break half the stick off 
  • but you don’t mind,,,,,tbh you start carrying snacks with you because you know momo’s going to eat like half of yours LOL
  • when you first see her dance,,,,,you can’t even believe it’s her,,,,,,,
  • the same girl who just kissed you on the corner of the lips because she missed your mouth because she was still sleepy,,,,,,looks like the most fierce girl on stage
  • you know everyone else in the group is doing good,,,but you can’t look away from momo,,,,,,her impact is TOO strong 
  • and afterword, sweaty and being flocked by people complimenting her - momo finds you in the crowd and sluggishly falls into your arms for a hug
  • “you did amazing, i never knew you were that good!”
  • she rubs her face into your neck and just goes “im hungry,,,,,,”
  • that’s momo as a gf for you; affectionate and hungry aksdlskjg
  • but really,,,being with her is so chill and you get worried because you want to do more for her, take her somewhere fancy or get her something expensive because she means a lot to you
  • but momo is totally fine with cuddling and a movie,,,,,,,,+ three different types of popcorn
  • and she just wants to kiss your face and not get up from the couch 
  • also she never fails to amaze you because you once went to a dog cafe because you thought momo would have fun since she loves animals and cafe snacks
  • and an hour later, with a big dog sitting in her lap momo turns to you with a big smile and goes
  • “im actually allergic to them”
  • you almost yELL because oh GOD WHAT but she’s like not deathly!! she tries to hug the dog again but you’re like um excuse me let me get my gf out of her before she sneezes herself into a coma or something oh god
  • studying with momo consists of you quizzing her on stuff and giving her candy if she gets it right but every once in a while she just pushes the flash cards from your hands and asks to get all mushy instead
  • and you can’t resist her at all
  • jeongyeon is like “you’re wearing momo-colored glasses, all you ever see is her” and you’re like,,,,,,,yep,,,,,you right,,,,,,,,,i love her so much
  • you and momo looooove just laying out in a park after an exhausting week of school and work and everyone else and you guys share headphones and listen to a playlist you made
  • and there’s a song that goes ‘you are my peach, your are my plum’ and everytime it plays momo wiggles closer to you and mumbles that it’s your song,,,,,,,,because she’s your peach,,,,,and you’re her plum and ok is it the cutest thing ever? yeah. yeah it is
  • momo getting you to come to the gym with her and you’re like ,,,,, cant we just be slOBS together and go get some cheetos,,,,,,,
  • but momo is like it’s fun!! and you’re like idgi how can you like exercising but also not moving for 24 hours straight 
  • dahyun: it’s her talent, the duality of les momo
  • you guys eskimo kiss and momo tickles you with the ends of her hair and it’s so damn soft,,,,,,,
  • momo is a horrible texter but it’s ok because she makes up for it by just sending the same heart emoji over and over again and then randomly you’ll get a selfie from her that makes you want to frame it and put it up in the moma she’s so damn gorgeous
  • she’s also the type of girlfriend to point to two cute animals cuddling and be like “us”
  • but also point to french fries stuck together and be like “ U!!S!!!!!” 
  • you catch her dancing to herself and forgetting she’s in a library full of students and just so people stop staring at only her you start trying to dance along with her and ,,,
  • ok you love her so much and momo loves you ok she probably just blankly stares at you for 30 minutes before going “you’re pretty” and then passing out on top of her textbook 

hey so i just wanna say that if your mental illness(es) make it hard to shower, or clean your room, or brush your hair, or brush your teeth, or take out the garbage, or do the laundry, or eat well, or exercise, or maintain a healthy sleep schedule, or do any other regular habit expected of independent individuals, you are NOT gross or lazy or pathetic! you are trying your best and while these are very important things that we should all strive for, if you aren’t fully able to do all of these as much as you wish you could, it is not your fault and anyone who judges or shames you is not treating you with the compassion and understanding you deserve.

you deserve people in your life who support you in improving yourself and genuinely help you face your challenges. and you deserve to treat yourself with kindness and understanding.

stay strong my friends ❤️

Lance Wants for S3!!!

- I honestly want to see Lance become a mother hen. I wanna see him force everyone to sleep and eat.

- Yell at Keith to stop staying up and training to the point of exhaustion. I want to see Keith listen because he realizes that he isn’t doing anything but straining himself and what good that do shiro??? Maybe even have another bonding moment with Keith just crying into Lance.

- I want to see Lance and Pidge maybe have an argument where Lance snaps but keeps it steady because he knows that Pidge is running on fumes and doesn’t mean it. (Doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurts any less)

want to see him being helped by Coran and Hunk at times, even making sure they get proper rest. I want that.

- I want Lance to stand up to Allura because she can’t stay up another night. I want him to stand his ground.

- I want Lance to be who he is. Be the kind, caring, and campassionate soul he is. I want him to be a badass too, but I want Lance to just display his love for the others so much. Lance doesn’t have to become the black paladin (altho yes), I just want to see more of this Lance.

- I want him to be so observant about it too. Have valid points, solid reasoning that Pidge will just be dumbfounded with, show courage that Allura will just stare, and be the rock that the team is gonna need. And then I want them to grow to be supportive and rocks for everyone because after all of it, Lance is going to be a little mess too.

- I want that more than anything. I want Lance to be so strong and yet, be so vulnerable too.

- I just want Lance. And please give me some more Hunk too!!!

BTS Reaction to another member being close to their pregnant wife

request: Hi! If you don’t mind could you please do a BTS reaction to another member being cuddly to their pregnant wife. Like the other member kisses her belly, talks to her belly, and goes with her to parent classes because he is too busy, but it makes him angry that the member is so close to her? :)

[requests are open]

-Kim Seokjin-

Jin would begin to resent himself for neglecting you during a time when you needed him the most. “Jungkookie! I think the baby kicked!” you called out to the youngest member. Frowning, Jin watched as the younger boy placed his hands on your stomach and grinned, obviously feeling the same thing you did. Seeing him kneel before you and press kisses to your stomach had caused Jin to snap. “Jungkook, can you please leave?” he’d ask, trying to keep his voice level. The boy nodded and did as asked. He crossed over to you and placed his hands where Jungkook’s had been.

“I should be here taking care of you (y/n), but instead it’s Kookie that seems to be taking on the responsibility. I’m sorry jagiya.”

Originally posted by jhopefluxo

-Kim Namjoon-

He’d be angry with the fact that Taehyung was the one taking care of you instead of him. He would begin to resent the days when he had practice on the same day of an appointment or parenting class. Namjoon wasn’t mad at Taehyung, nor did he resent him. He understood that he never seemed to be here or have enough time to continuously take care of you. Instead of keeping the way he felt to himself, the two boys talked about it and figured out ways for Namjoon to be there for you. After the talk, he would find you on the couch with a book. He sat beside you and grabbed your hand gently, giving you a soft smile.

“Taehyung and I have come up with ways I can be here for you through out the pregnancy. I need to be here for you and take up the role of being a father to our child.”

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

-Min Yoongi-

Yoongi would become irritated, by the constant attention Namjoon seemed to give you and your unborn child. Always taking you to the parenting classes because he was busy at the studio, rubbing your belly, singing to the child, and all that. He felt disgusted with himself, never being there when he was needed. Yoongi was eternally grateful nonetheless. Walking into the room, he found Namjoon reading a book with you about baby names. You noticed him in the doorway and motioned for him to sit next to you. Namjoon smiled at the older boy and gave him a smile. He sat down and focused his gaze on Namjoon.

“I just wanna thank you Joon. Thank you for being here for (y/n), when I can’t. I really do appreciate it. From now on the only thing I’m gonna focus on is our child.”

Originally posted by notjustaphase

-Jung Hoseok-

Hoseok would be saddened because he was never there. He was glad that Jin was taking care of you and making sure that you were eating the right foods, getting enough sleep and taking you to your appointments when Hoseok was too busy. He only wished he had more time to spend with you and your baby. All he wanted was to give you the time and care you needed, but with the comeback it was nearly impossible. During dinner, you noticed how he picked at his food. Knowing exactly why, you picked up an envelope and passed it over to him. “I know how much you wanted to be there for the gender reveal Hobi. I’m sorry that this is as close to it as it can get.” you said with a small smile. He looked at you with a sad smile gracing his lips.

“I’m the one who’s sorry (y/n). I know how much you need me during this time but I never seem to be here. I promise I’m going to be a better father.”

Originally posted by hayoomin

-Park Jimin-

Jimin would hate it so much. He hated that Yoongi got to be at every appointment, go to every class, and experience moments he should have gotten to feel first. He didn’t hate Yoongi for taking care of the person that was like a sister to him. He hated the fact that he was missing everything. He watched with a frown as Yoongi fussed over you, taking the box you were holding from your grip. “You shouldn’t be carrying anything heavy!” he said. Turning, you noticed Jimin in the doorway. “Yoongi, just leave it there. I want to show Jiminie.” you said. Jimin sighed and looked at you.

“You went shopping? Damn, I should have been there to help you. I’m sorry I’m such a bad father and husband (y/n). I’ll make the time to be here for you.”

Originally posted by jaayhope

-Kim Taehyung-

Just like Hoseok, he would begin to feel sad. Taehyung would begin to doubt himself as a soon-to-be father. If he couldn’t be here for you now, how was it going to be later on. Just like any member would be, he was grateful that Jimin was making sure you were well taken care of. Yes, Taehyung went to appointments with you, but never as often as Jimin. Time was cruel. He never had enough to give you. Later before bed, Taehyung wrapped his arms aroound you and pulled you as close as your belly allowed.

“I know I’m not always here to take care of you and I wished I had enough time to be here, but I’m grateful that Jimin is taking care of you. I just hope there’s still enough for me to do to fulfill my duties as a father.”

Originally posted by jiminarmy

-Jeon Jungkook-

Jungkook would feel both angry and irritated. Angry with time for never letting be there for you. Angry because there never seemed to be enough time for you to spend together before he left for the studio. He was irritated with the fact that Hoseok was the one taking care of you. Jungkook knew he shouldn’t feel that way especially since Hoseok was the person making sure you were being taken care of, but Jungkook couldn’t help it. He wanted to take you to the appointments and attend parenting classes with you, but instead he was always at the studio or practice. Finding you in the shower, he quietly joined you, holding you close from behind.

“I know I’m not being a good father or husband at the moment, but just know that I’m sorry for never being here. I would give anything, anything, just to be the one taking care of you.”

Originally posted by kookmin

EXO STANS — WHY THEY HATE(D) SCHOOL (OT12)

baekhyun stans: the basic bitches be everywhere

chanyeol stans: it just ain’t my thing lmao

jongdae stans: give me good reasons why eating during chem is a bad idea

kyungsoo stans: soCIAL INTERACTION ????? ?? WJATT????

jongin stans: fuckboys are literally everywhere kms

kris stans: fyi teacher your grammar is wrong and what do you mean detention

yixing stans: i just wanna go home all the time ugh

luhan stans: sleeping on a bed is comfier than on a desk go away

sehun stans: i hate you i hate you and guess what i hate you

junmyeon stans: i feel pity for stupid people and can’t torture myself like this

tao stans: lol fuck y’all bitches

minseok stans: sTOP TRYING TO ONE UP ME also um you’re all stupid lol

anonymous asked:

When you wanna make your character sick, but don't want to give them anything too serious, but want to branch out from just colds and flus, but you don't know what to give them aaah

I HAVE SOLUTIONS
(I’ve been making up sickfics in my head for 9 years, so yeah. I’m creative)

-food poisoning
-allergic reaction (sneezing or emeto!)
-infected wound
-sleep deprivation
-dehydration
-heat sickness / overheating
-frostbite / hypothermia (obviously just the beginnings of it)
-pneumonia but treat it quickly
-overeating
-migraine
-ear infection
-sprained ankle or wrist
-fainting due to not eating yet that day
-sick from drunkenness
-hangover
-panic attack to point of nausea

(Magical characters only:)
-power sapping magic
-curse(s) / spells that make someone sick and have to be cured magically
-illness that only affects a certain species

(Sci-if only:)
-plague but it’s curable as long as you get back to the time machine fast enough
-alien illnesses

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  • ♈ Aries: Feeling used
  • But I'm Still missing you
  • ♉Taurus: And I can't
  • See the end of this
  • Just wanna feel your kiss
  • Against my lips
  • ♊Gemini: And now all this time
  • Is passing by
  • But I still can't seem to tell you why
  • It hurts me every time
  • I see you
  • Realize how much I need you
  • ♋Cancer: I hate you, I love you,
  • Don't want to but
  • I can't put nobody else above you
  • ♌ Leo: You want her, you need her
  • And I'll never be her
  • ♍ Virgo: I miss you when I can't sleep
  • Or right after coffee
  • Or right when I can't eat
  • ♎Libra: I miss you in my front seat
  • Still got sand in my sweaters
  • From nights we don't remember
  • ♏Scorpio: Do you miss me like I miss you?
  • Fucked around and got attached to you
  • Friends can break your heart too,
  • And I'm always tired but never of you
  • ♐Saggitarius: If I pulled a you on you, you wouldn't like that shit
  • I put this reel out, but you wouldn't bite that shit
  • I type a text but then I never mind that shit
  • I got these feelings but you never mind that shit
  • ♑Capricorn: Oh oh, keep it on the low
  • You're still in love with me but your friends don't know
  • If you wanted me you would just say so
  • And if I were you, I would never let me go
  • ♒Aquarius: I don't mean no harm
  • I just miss you on my arm
  • Wedding bells were just alarms
  • Caution tape around my heart
  • ♓Pisces: You ever wonder what we could have been?
  • You said you wouldn't and you fucking did
  • Lie to me, lie with me, get your fucking fix
  • Now all my drinks and all my feelings are all fucking mixed