i just wanna be tall wtf

your fave is problematic: dan howell

- 2 squishy 4 life
- claims to be articulate but rambles a lot
- uploads videos “regularly”
- falls of his chair twice per month
- loves phil lester more than you
- also loves kanye more than you should
- legs that don’t end
- sleeps with a haru pillow wtf
- contemplates the universe facedown on the floor
- obsessed with his hair
- uses words like “spoilerino” and “hecky dizzle”
- “so my name is [dan]”
- twice as tall as a regular person
- unfairly beautiful
- why is his dimple sad
- he needs to be stopped
- who will stop this boy
- *raises fists*
- *pinches cheek v softly*
- fight me howell

anonymous asked:

the reason why i asked what type of guys you're into is because, frankly, you seem like the kind of person who would have high standard when it comes to guys. Like you prefer the tall muscular type, instead of the average looking type of guys

wtf… that seems mean, i just wanna date someone nice

anonymous asked:

10 and h2ovanoss?

fking shit i didnt even see the notification for this wtf

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you who holds what


10. The camera, when they take pictures together - Evan because he’s tall as fuck, especially with selfies where they just wanna show themselves. 

anonymous asked:

DATING JOSH DIAZ

I’ve been waiting for this

  • so let me start by sayin josh would be the sweetest boyfriend to ever boyfriend
  • when the two of you begin dating, he’d be so shy
  • then you’ll realize how much of a complete DORK he really is
  • forehead kisses
  • booping each others noses
  • him always having an arm around you
  • always
  • “you’re so tall wtf how is this fair?!”
  • “maybe you’re just short?”
  • him shocking you when he’s happy
  • which is all the time
  • him speaking spanish out of habit mainly when he gets too excited or angry
  • you learning some words bc of that
  • messing up/playing with his hair
  • helping him with school
  • “diploid sounds like an insult”
  • “this is why you’re failing bio”
  • you randomly jumping on his back
  • him calling you mi amor
  • you blushing aLL THE TIME
  • he’ll pinch your cheeks
  • “i wanna touch your butt”
  • “you always wanna touch my butt”
  • “bc you got a nice brazilian booty”
  • you asking him for help in spanish class
  • purely so you can hear him speak it
  • bc dAMN BOY
  • him being really protective of you when theo comes around
  • or really anyone for that matter
  • falling asleep on him
  • “’te amo mucho”
  • “i don’t know what that means but you make it sound nice”
  • “it means ‘i love you so much’, princess”
  • “awww josh i love you too”
  • oh yeah HIM CALLING YOU PRINCESS
  • so many romantic gestures

anonymous asked:

omg im going to a new highschool *even though im not a freshman MAJOR FUCKING SIGH* and i went today to get my schedule and meet my teachers and i got lost and i cried because the school is three stories tall and its just fucking HUGE and i have french and the teacher was asking me things in french and getting mad that i couldn't answer??? Like you havent taught me yet wtf i obvi dont know?? idk i start school on thursday and i wanna cry :-)

i’m sure it won’t end up being that bad (except for french…french sucks) but i know at least at my school we always got new kids every year and it was better when they didn’t come freshman year because then we got to know them better and everyone wanted to be friends with the new kids!!

Send me a number! :)

1. Age & Birthday?

2. Middle name?

3. Favorite Song?

4. Any tattoos?

5. Siblings?

6. How tall?

7. Scary or Romantic movies?

8. Single?

9. Who’s your best friend?

10. Fav Magcon boy?

11. OTP?

12. Fav Youtuber?

13. Celebrity Crush?

14. Fav book?

15. Do you wanna build a snowman?

16. Fav movie?

17. fav color?

18. true or false: flappy bird is the best game ever

19. Have you met any of the magcon boys?

20. Where are you from?