i just wanna be cool

springtrap666 asked:

i rlly just wanna. high five noodle. they look so cool and i just wanna. hang out with them or something. be their friend. or something.

Noodle: YES FRIEND LET US HANG OUT

Deja: NO, WHO KNOWS WHAT DISGUSTING VIRUSES THAT CREATURE CARRIES

Noodle: BUT WE’RE LIVING VIRUSES

Deja: DONT SASS ME

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KK: So what’s this I’ve been hearing about you & MRod, now you & some B-Ball dude?

TG: Babe, c’mon, you know the game - same one we all play: have a fling, beard up & oscillate for a while, nothing serious, no biggie.

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TG: You know who all of this belongs to, anytime they want it. *giggle*

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KK: *beaming* Aw Babe, You know you’ll always have a special corner of my heart, right? Listen…things got wonky after T@y got drunk at that concert, so we now have to go into a massive cool down period. Hey…would it be ok if we hung out every once in a while? I’ve missed you but T@y would get really jelly about me being around my exes - especially you. Now with this cool off, I just wanna reconnect with all of my friends…& exes…especially you. 

TG: *glowing* I’ve missed you too, Babe - just say when…

KK; Hey, got any plans for your birthday?…  

anonymous asked:

Mike Taylor, I fantasize a little about you becoming like a real well-known powerlifting dude and successful and what not and some of the extra macho dudes being like "we love him, he's amazing yeah manly men men men! hey Mike Taylor, we are bros in iron! yeah?" and then you just linking your tumblr archive and them being shut down. because over the years your tumblr is like a chronicle of actual thoughtful thought and not just a giant ejaculation of impotent idiocy. so good job!

LOOOOOOL thanks, Anon.

Man, sometimes I feel like a hater tho. Like I actually do really dislike the aspects of powerlifting that I harsh on, but I don’t wanna just grill people. If they are poor representatives of the sport though I feel like it’s worth pointing out why I think that.

I just wanna get really strong and make a lot of cool also strong friends. The sport is so small that it really does have a family vibe to it and I definitely want to be a part of that eventually.

anonymous asked:

I just wanna say like you are such a beautiful and cool person and that you deserve so much more than that dude. There are so many people out there that would love to be with you and that would give you the respect you deserve. That guy is a jerk tbh. I wouldn't waste too much more of your time on him.

you’re so sweet anon, thank you

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