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My Puppy | 1

Originally posted by rapnamu

CHAPTER ONE

Chapters: [1][2]

Pairing: Taehyung X Reader-First Person View

Genre & Warnings: SMUT, fluff, pet play. 

Word Count: 4,406

NOTE: Pure Filth. Turn back now if you don’t want to see. Turning Tae Tae into my Fuck Puppy (Thanks, Anon). Soft femdom. Let me tell you, it was an EXPERIENCE writing this, and I am still not perfectly pleased with it. Mostly because I’m never happy with my own smut writing. I had to do so much research, so google probably thinks I’m freaky naughty af. Which I suppose I am considering I wrote this lol. So, for those that are hardcore into this and think I didn’t portray it well enough, I’m sorry, I tried. And I learned quite a bit about myself, like the fact that if I ever get my hands on someone like Tae, I am so going to try this. Now enjoy, and excuse me as I go drench myself in holy water to cleanse myself of sin. 


“You know, I hate the winter. It reminds me of your cold heart.”

My now ex-boyfriend mutters this line, looking into the snowy sky. He sighs loudly and saunters off, without looking back. What a fucking drama queen. I can’t help but snort as I watch him disappear into the light snowfall, and wonder what movie he got that line from.

Cold heart.

I don’t have a cold heart. He was just a damn bore. He never wanted to do anything but watch movies and freaked out if I suggested anything besides missionary. I’ve been thinking about breaking up with him for weeks now but was putting it off because I knew he’d cry. This saved me all the hassle.

Note to self: Don’t date actors.

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Mystic Messenger : Day 1 ~ V Walkthrough (FULL ANSWERS)

I worked all alone - I cheked each answers ~ Please be considerate.

Like, reblog, or do nothing, but please don’t copy/paste it and claim it as your own… I am on my own and spent a lot of time to do this.

If you are on phone, please setting the page to be seen in the computer version! On the phone, the answers are sometimes unaligned and it can confuse you…

In order to not bother and annoy my followers who don’t play this game by this looong post, I’ll put a seperate line. Click to see.

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Reasons why Jon calls Sansa “my sister” this season

This was actually going to be a reply to this post but I ended up writing a book because I have a lot of Jonsa feelings so here we are lol hopefully this is clear, I tend to ramble

I actually think that the writing has gone this way for a variety of reasons

Jon is calling Sansa his sister to feel closer to her. 

During last season, we see a lot of Sansa confirming that Jon is a Stark despite his bastard status.  In fact, since their reunion, Sansa’s every action towards Jon has been angled toward nothing but inclusion and acceptance. We see it in the magnificent work of art reunion hug, with Sansa showing vulnerability in her face before she goes in and closeness in the way she nuzzles closer to Jon’s face.

Originally posted by daughterofwinterfell

 She apologizes profusely until he finally accepts and drinks from his cup afterwards. She gave him the Ned-replicated cloak (which was huuuge btw! I can’t even get into how huge that is, Sansa gave him Ned-level respect like!). Even with all this shit, Jon’s engrained belief that he’s not a Stark is still there. Then Sansa hits him with "You are a Stark to me.“ at the end of Season 6. I believe that this is where the shift in Jon takes place, and him calling her sister is Jon finally embracing his place with the Starks. Sansa made him believe he belonged every chance she had (which is a beautiful parallel to Cat who made Jon feel outcast whenever she had a chance ). Can we just get into that for a sec like Jon’s ‘I’m not a Stark’ view,  the thing that drove Jon away from Winterfell, the thing that made him hurt and isolated growing up, Sansa completely washed away. Thanks to her, Jon physically and emotionally has a place where he belongs, in Winterfell and by her side as a Stark, something he’s always wanted. And that’s beautiful as fuck. Excuse me as I get in my feelings over this full-circle type shit. 

 That being said, him saying sister could also be Jon’s excuse too. 

This is probably the more obvious Jonsa reasons tbh. His feelings for Sansa have been veeeeery volatile since their reunion (aka look at all the inappropriate chemistry )

Originally posted by daughterofwinterfell

Originally posted by maesterlemoncake

 and those feelings are only getting stronger by the episode especially from the end of Season 6 to now. Jon has been more and more aggressive towards the men that Sansa is connected to, so I feel like its easier for him to hide behind the “brother” title as a reason for his passion. Its very easy to explain away the hostile reactions with Jon acting as the “overprotective brother” than as anything else. It’s a facade that won’t fool people and Jon himself for long but I do think this is something Jon hides behind to keep his growing, non-sibling like feelings in check.

 Jon calling Sansa “my sister” is a way that he can claim or show his possessiveness of her.

 Jon referring to Sansa as “my sister” establishes his close connection to her and to others on the show. At first I was really sad back at 7x01 because it seemed to reinforce their sibling status but in actuality it gives Jon more leverage where Sansa is concerned. He uses it to enforce his closeness with her when they are talking  “You are my sister, but I am king now” basically meaning “You are very close to me/You are special to me/You are extremely important to me, but I have a higher status now”.

Originally posted by grahamewill

And Jon also uses is to enforce his closeness with her to others. “Touch MY sister, and I’ll kill you myself”

Originally posted by wolfmaiden25

I definitely don’t think it’s a coincidence that he’s using all this possessive speech and saying she’s “MINEEEE” when he got all these men to threaten ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ just saying. 

And Jon can’t exactly say “my Sansa” yet so calling her his sister is the best thing right now. 


Another reason for the sister calling is to establish a Jon vs. other men narrative. I think it is really interesting that all last season when Jon referred to Sansa as her name , we see inappropriate chemistry, Ned/Cat 2.0 vibes, power couple, etc. But now in season 7, the only time we hear Sansa’s name is when her past love interests bring her up TO JON while emphasizing his reactions to hearing her name.

Originally posted by lyannas-loves

Originally posted by grahamewill

It draws an interesting parallel. Sansa’s name is being so romantically charged this season for a reason and the reason is Jonsa. TBH, it feels like Sansa’s name is what established Jon as a suitor last season and now the “my sister” calling is highlighting Jon’s fight against the other men for Sansa’s love. 


Though many of these reasons light the fire for Jonsa, there is a reason to dim the fire so to speak. The writers are so painfully obvious in their push for J0nerys this season so the sister calling can be seen as a way to put the attention off of Jonsa. To make them feel less threatening than the ship they are desperately trying and failing to make happen. “Jon and Sansa are siblings people, look at Jon and D@ny’s fiery chem chem!!!!”.  I understand why the writers would need to seemingly tone down Jonsa in the midst of the J0nerys set up because the actual JD scenes aren’t doing a good job selling the lustmance no matter how much they just “stand there and just feel the attraction” while our ship does more show than tell with our fire-lit scenes…..


Originally posted by lyannas-loves

Originally posted by jonandsansagifs


but that’s none of my business

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Well, that’s my long ass response post. Feel free to add more reasons you can think of to this!!!

INTERNET FRIEND EUNWOO PART 1

i had to make this 2 parts (maybe 3 we will see) cause i was almost at 5 k and you and eunwoo still havent met so like, it had to be 2 parts

Originally posted by astrodaily

  • So its finals season, you are dying because of AP testing/revisions/big mean tests that give you too  much stress
  • Should you be studying cause these tests that have a huge impact on your grade? yes
  • But will you? I mean technically yes,,,
  • It still counts as studying if you are looking at studyblrs right??? totally
  • You end up finding a blog that posts study tips and weekly updates of their bullet journal
  • Tbh they look like they have their life together bc sometimes you see some moodboards of their desk and like healthy smoothies with like,, kale, and spinach
  • Their url is @morningwakeupcall Wow even their url makes it     seem like they have their life together
  •  You follow their blog because it’s pretty and you like pretty things, so you close tumblr because it’s 11pm you really should start studying
  •  Your life doesn’t really change after that, sometimes instead of jungkook’s abs on your dash now you see a  pretty bullet journal 
  •  One day you’re scrolling through tumblr and you see a picture of bts at the bbms in @mornginwakeupcall ‘s bullet journal 
  •  You’re dying on the inside because!!! One of your favorite groups!! Is in that journal!!! that someone who has their life together!!!  
  • O h  m y
  •  You reblog the post and add a bunch of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and keyboard smashes in the tags 
  •  You feel very happy and kinda like a proud mom that this guy likes bts too 
  • You decide you’re gonna send them an ask (on anon of course you feel hella awkward showing them who you are,, what if they think you are a weird stalker online no thank you you’re not about that life) 
  • Before you send them the ask     you wait like 6 minutes so they maybe won’t think that the kpop blog that     just reblogged thier kpop themed bullet journal sent them an ask, like this     is some 007 james bond shit right here you gotta take some precautions 
  •  After the 6 minutes have passed     you double checked that you pressed anon, and send the ask
  •  You’re sitting there on your phone refreshing his dash smh why are you so invested in this just to see his response- oH SNAP HE ANSWERED

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What’s Good About Rika

Hey everyone! Okay so recently on the Mystic Messenger fandom I’ve been seeing so much drama revolving about Rika and all of the bad things she’s done, like there are so many people spreading hate about the character and causing drama with people because of it. Honestly being the way I am, it kind of makes me sad seeing so many people being so negative, why doesn’t anyone look at the good things Rika has done? 

So that’s why I’m making this post! I want to share around all of the good things I believe Rika has done. Even though she definitely has done some terrible things, I firmly believe there are a lot of good things she has done as well! So here we are:

(There’s quite a bit of spoilers revolving around Rika here so don’t read if you haven’t finished the main story and don’t want to be spoiled (nothing in the DLC is mentioned other than secret endings))

- Creating the RFA 

Honestly one of the best and warm-hearted things that Rika has done is creating ‘Rika’s Fundraising Association’. It is stated in the game that she started this organisation so she could raise money and help those in need by donating all the money to charities. This is so she could help people achieve happiness and not have to go through much pain and suffering…..in my opinion this is a very sincere and compassionate thing to do! I believe that being able to organise all of these large and majestic parties must take a lot of time, but she also does it to help others which is utterly inspiring. There are not many people in this world that are willing to go to these lengths to help out, so it definitely stands out as one of the best things she has done.

- Volunteer Work 

In the game, it is mentioned by Yoosung that he and Rika used to do volunteer work. Now I know this isn’t as big a thing as creating the RFA, but I still think it should be mentioned. It shows that outside of RFA, Rika still did a lot of kind things to help people out, so she was very committed to this belief to create happiness within people in need of it. Again, I think this is a very selfless thing to do and shows how compassionate she can be.

- Being a Role Model 

Now most people would agree that Yoosung talks a lot about Rika throughout the game, honestly a little too much, but remember there is a very good reason for this! Rika acted majorly as Yoosung’s role model throughout his life, always inspiring him and encouraging him to do well in school….honestly Yoosung aspired to be like Rika~ Now let’s also not forget that Rika also even acted all happy in front of Yoosung, as she didn’t want to let him down…..now it is very controversial as this also suggests she was being fake and all that type of stuff, but I personally think that it’s the thought that counts ^^ I just appreciate that she was willing to act happy in front of Yoosung as she didn’t want to disappoint him with her more depressing side.

Not only was Rika a role model to Yoosung, but she was also a role model to pretty much the entirety of the RFA members. Don’t you ever wonder why Rika is mentioned so much by the characters? Well that’s because they look up to her! Rika has been described as a caring young woman and just an amazing person with her bright charisma, deep care and selfless attitude towards others. To be completely honest, before 707′s route and the secret endings, I did believe that she was an entirely good soul and even I wanted to be like her. After that route and secret endings that completely changed though lol

- Helping Jumin

Now we’re getting to some minor stuff, but I still think it’s worth at least thinking about. So in Jumin’s route, our lovely Jumin mentions that Rika was the only one that (he believed) understood him. Rika would always talk to Jumin about how she thinks he is lonely and how she wants to help him with it. This leads to her being the generous girl she is and trying to think of things to get him that will help. She soon later buys a boring and long book to help him fall asleep on nights he can’t, which is quite a nice sentiment, and then going out of her way to buy him a cat so he won’t be lonely all the time. This cat is who we know today as Jumin’s beloved Elizabeth the 3rd! I think that at least trying to help him and being willing to talk to him about his problems is nice, and I think it’s a good thing that his power and money doesn’t even matter to her as she sees him as a good friend ^^ It’s not really mentioned much on what specifically Rika has done to help Jumin, but those are some things I can remember and that I think is quite compassionate and warm-hearted.

- Encouraging Zen

Now Zen was first introduced to the RFA through Rika. She was one of his biggest fans and absolutely adored his acting! This leads up to her buying him flowers and congratulating him after a show, not even showing a bit of care for his looks. All she cared about was what he was good at and his passion: acting. Now I think this must have been really shocking to Zen, because think about it, Zen has been admired by so many people through his life, but it’s mostly because of his looks and never really for his acting. So this young, aspiring musical actor being confronted by a fan of his acting, must have really encouraged him! I know if I was in his position I would feel super good about myself. Rika also makes it a point to try and help Zen’s career by introducing him to Jumin. Now even though Zen doesn’t accept Jumin’s help, the matter of Rika just wanting to help him shows her compassionate and kind-hearted nature, she really can be a lovely person.

Wow! That was definitely a lot more writing than I expected!! Haha anyways, I hope you liked reading this, and if you can, please try and share this around since I think people should be aware of good things that Rika has actually done ^^~

Honestly her character is pretty great, as it goes to show that even the best of people can still have their own problems and insecurities. So remember that even with all this hate going around, Rika isn’t completely a bad person, she still has done a lot of good things.

Actually to be completely honest, I’m not even a big fan of Rika, but I still can’t deny she’s a really good character and a lot of her acts are very inspiring! I still get annoyed when the characters mention her though. So thanks to whoever has been reading this, I hope you’re all excited for V’s Route!! I sure know I am~💖Also btw Cheritz you are angels for releasing that opening, I love you guys so much! You are honestly too good to us~

Seventeen having a crush who flirts and compliments them a lot // reaction

You’ve fallen head over heels for a Seventeen member, and since you guys are close friends, you think it would be fun to act all flirty around him. But little did you know that this Seventeen member has a crush on you too…

Requested by anon. Thank you for coming up with this amazing reaction idea!! Lots and lots of love to you <3

Go ahead and request reactions and scenarios on my page if you’d like :)


Seungcheol

If you give Seungcheol a flirty compliment out of nowhere, you’re bound to get him frustrated because: 1. he’d find it really attractive, but 2. you’re not his so he can’t do much about it. He would want to flirt back but he wouldn’t want to get carried away with it. Instead, Seungcheol would take a deep breath, smile with his eyes closed, and then weakly thank you before moving on. lmao this boy won’t get over it for awhile tho.

Originally posted by mountean

Jeonghan

If you run your hand through his hair flirtatiously and pretend you did nothing, Jeonghan will automatically bite his lip and look at you. “Two can play at that game,” he’d say to himself. He’s confident enough to strike back with a “flirtier” gesture at you. Jeonghan can probably pull off that stereotypical korean drama scene where the boy pushes the girl against the wall and won’t let her leave. “You think you can flirt, huh,” he’d smile slyly. He’s down to crush on a girl who’s constantly challenging his flirting skills.

Originally posted by litaeral

Joshua

AW THIS CUTE LITTLE CAT WOULD HAVE TO LAUGH IT ALL OFF SHYLY BC LAUGHING IS PROBABLY THE ONLY THING HE CAN RESORT TO IN MOMENTS LIKE THIS. “What’s going on, y/n?” he’d ask suspiciously. “Mmm,” you hum and stare at him with a smug smile on your face. “What’s wrong with a little compliment, Josh?” “Nothing, it’s just… not what I expected to get today.” He would have to cover his mouth to hide the shy laughter. You could flirt with him 25/8 and he’d still be this flustered every time.

Originally posted by lovejoshua17

Junhui

If Jun is busy and you throw him a compliment from afar without mentioning his name, Jun probably won’t think it’s for him, so he wouldn’t look up. “Hey Jun, I’m talking about you,” you’d clarify. “Wait, me?” he’d point at himself with a pink tint spreading across his cheeks. You nod yes and Jun would immediately smile. If he’s feeling over-dramatic that day, he’ll probably fake a heart attack and fall to the ground with a painful look on his face: “ahh, you’ve done it. You’ve given me a *gasps for air* heart *coughs* attack (grease-ball Jun strikes again),” thinking you’d take it for a joke. He’ll pretend he’s okay with all of this flirting, but he sure as hell knows he’ll never get used to it.

Originally posted by withjunhui

Soonyoung

If you suddenly start complimenting/flirting with Soonyoung, he wouldn’t be shy to smile and ask you, “hey, what’s going on with you today?” “Oh, nothing,” you’d reply. “Just thought you could use a little appreciation today.” SOONSMIRK MODE ACTIVATED. “Mmm… alright then,” he’d say. “Why? Do you have a problem with it?” you ask as you inch closer to Soonyoung. “Don’t worry, y/n. I’m not complaining.” hsdogfuasogfdhfabsldjh Your constant compliments would definitely boost his ego but, at the same time, they would make his crush on you a lot more frustrating.

Originally posted by fyhoshi

Wonwoo

“Hey, Wonwoo,” you wave your hand in a flirtatious manner while approaching him. “Oh, hey, y/n-” before he could finish saying your name, you’d lightly brush your dainty fingers across Wonwoo’s cheek and then walk away, leaving him in a confusing trance. “Um.. what just happened?” he’d ask himself. It would take him a few seconds for him to realize what you just did before he could tug one end of his lips in a smirk JEON WONWOO I SWEAR. He’d definitely want more because he’s a sucker for this kind of flirting, but he’ll probably just seal his mouth shut and keep this thought to himself.

Originally posted by visual-17

Jihoon

Woozi would freeze up upon hearing your compliment or seeing you flirt with him. Skinship flirting would make him especially uncomfortable although we all know that deep down, he really likes it, so even if you’re just touching his hand with the tips of your fingers, he’d push your hand away whilst blushing. “I- um, please don’t do that bECAUSE I’M DYING thanks.” Probably one to think about it later while trying to go to sleep and would want to scream/smile into his pillow.

Originally posted by wonnhao

Seokmin

You guys would be hanging out like usual, when all of a sudden you spit out the following words: “you know, you’ve always been pretty attractive to me.” Inner Seokmin would probably be screaming “I’VE. BEEN. ATTACKED.” five million times and setting off every fire alarm in his brain. Outer Seokmin, on the other hand, would be absolutely speechless. I mean, what exactly is he supposed to do next?? “Ahh haha,” Seokmin would blush and laugh nervously. “Is that so?”

Originally posted by tahyunge

Mingyu

“Wait… isn’t flirting my job???” When you send him your compliment/flirty move, his face will legit blank out for a moment. He’s gonna be wondering why and how you stole his job to catch people off guard… “So is this what it feels like to be… flustered??” he’d think. This flirty nature in you would definitely be another reason for Mingyu to like you.

Originally posted by mingyuwu

Minghao

Minghao would definitely be the type to shamelessly show you that he likes these compliments and the flirting you’re constantly giving him. You’d compliment him on something and he’d reply, “hmm?? Can you say that again? I didn’t catch what you just said.” bRUh If you flirt with him by flashing a lip bite, he’d smile and take glances up from his phone every now and then to check you out again. YOU’RE BASICALLY FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE AT THIS POINT.

Originally posted by luhan-bee

Seungkwan

Any compliment Seungkwan gets from his crush would fluster him, but the kind of flirting that would really get him would have to be skinship!! He honestly wouldn’t stand a chance against your gestures, so he’ll probably just have to get used to dying inside all the time lol. For example: if you cling on to his arm cutely, Seungkwan would start giggling and blush tomato red yes I am aware of Seungkwan’s allergy to tomatoes. “Why does she always have to attaCK ME LIKE THIS??/??>” he’d constantly ask himself.

Originally posted by seungkvvan

Hansol

He would want to assume you’re flirting because you like him, but he also wouldn’t want to assume that because he doesn’t wanna get his hopes up too quickly. Hansol would really have to think to himself for awhile after you throw him a flirty gesture, like “I really like this, but I also rEALLY DON’T. GIRL STOP PLAYING WITH ME AND GIVE ME A REAL SIGN ?!?!11?1!” *plays Q&A in the background*

Originally posted by sneezes

Chan

PROTECT THIS BEAN, HE’D BE SO SHY OMG. As soon as you send him a simple compliment, he’ll break out into the cutest darn smile and look down to hide his face. “Ah, thanks~” he’d blush. If you get super close to him and flirt, his heart would be beating so loudly you’ll probably hear it if you’re close enough. He’d have to move his eyes from you to something else to clean up his act before responding to the flirting: “hey, if you’re gonna keep doing this, I… I really… don’t know what I’m gonna do with myself.”

Originally posted by fyhoshi

Happy the Kitty

Originally posted by lum1natrix

Request: Could I get an imagine where Ethan and the (female) reader are roommates in an apartment and one day the reader is on a walk and finds a kitten and wants to keep it but Ethan tells her that you’re not allowed to have pets in the apartment complex but she says they can hide the kitten and convinces Ethan to go with it and it’s rlly fluffy (the imagine not the kitten lol) and maybe Ethan realizes how cute she looks with the kitten and confesses his feelings? Sorry it’s rlly specific

Summary: Fem!Reader finds a kitten and has to convince both Ethan and their landlord to keep it.

A/N: Hey y’all,,, so it’s been like two weeks since I last posted anything, very sorry about that. Finding the inspiration to write anything has been really hard lately. I don’t really think it even has to do with school having recently started up for me again, I’m not sure why it’s just been hard for me to sit down and write anything that I’m happy and satisfied with. So sorry about that, I will try to be more consistent with uploads. I’m gonna start aiming for at least one fic a week (although I can already see myself breaking that promise rip) ANyway hope you guys enjoy this fic (if anyone’s even still out there reading my things)

Wordcount: 1291, at least my return to writing is kinda long

Requests are closed at the moment, sorry folks!

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anonymous asked:

So like what if MC was mad at the members of the RFA+V+Saeren and they're giving the them the silent treatment. And the only way that they talk to the other is through the messenger app or through a third party (like another one of the members or Elizabeth the third for Jumin)

i had way too much fun with this one lol, thanks!

~headcanon requests closed at the moment~

Yoosung

  • MC’s giving him the silent treatment after he neglected them to play LOLOL
  • after playing the game he passed out in bed when MC was sitting up reading
  • he was woken up by the sound of their voice
  • “hey, Jaehee! are you too busy to talk on the phone for a bit?”
  • Yoosung’s eyes flutter open and he tries to mutter some words
  • “hey, sweet-”
  • MC holds up a finger, cutting him off
  • “oh my god, a cat hotel? that sounds ridiculous! you poor thing”
  • Yoosung rolls over, trying harder to get MC’s attention
  • he practically rolls into their lap
  • MC refuses to look at him
  • they giggle so loudly it sounds forced
  • “oh my god Jaehee, you’re so funny!!!”
  • “hmm? i didnt make a joke, MC…”
  • they were practically yelling
  • “yknow thats what i love about you! you’re just so…oh, whats the word….attentive”
  • “um….thank you?”
  • “oh, no problem! i just love the way you answered me call and when i said ‘hello’ you responded! i really just adore how you always hear what i say and the acknowledge me!!!”
  • “okay, alright….”
  • “see you? you’ve done it again! wow, Jaehee! so did you have lunch?”
  • at this point Yoosung realizes what was happening
  • he crawls over MC, bringing his face to their shoulder
  • “MC! please pay attention to meeeeeee”
  • “is that Yoosung?”
  • “hmm? i didnt hear anything?”
  • “but, MC, i could have sworn i just heard Yoosungs-”
  • “i dont know a Yoosung”
  • the boy groans loudly
  • “yes they ddoooooooOOOooo”
  • MC puts a hand on Yoosungs face and shoves him away
  • he bounces back almost immediately and starts peppering MC’s neck and cheek with kisses
  • “what are you talking about? of course you know Yoosung. and i can hear him, you know”
  • “i dont want to talk about that jerk right now!”
  • Yoosung continues to litter MC’s skin with kisses
  • “please” smeck “forgive” smeck “me” smeck “baby”
  • “it sounds like you and Yoosung have something to work out, and my break ends soon anyway. thanks for calling, MC. goodbye”
  • “Jaehee wait-”
  • but she had already hung up
  • taking advantage of a free MC, Yoosung grabs both of their hands and pulls them toward him
  • “i know i was an asshole earlier, but now im ready to give you my full attention”
  • MC blushes, avoiding eye contact with him
  • “b-but…i want your full attention all the time…”
  • Yoosung leans in and kisses them
  • “alright. you can have my attention whenever you want it”

Zen

  • MC got into a fight with Zen when he forgot it was their birthday cause he’s been at rehearsal 25/8 prepping for a show
  • in the middle of their argument, MC’s phone starts to ring
  • “oh, would you look at that? Jumins calling! probably to wish me a happy birthday!”
  • “MC, please dont answer that-”
  • “Hey Jumin! whats up?”
  • MC had already picked up the phone and was walking away from Zen
  • “oh, Zen? yea he’s doing fine. he’s out right now though, at rehearsal as per usual”
  • Zen sighs and follows MC
  • “please, baby, dont act like i’m not here-”
  • “oh, wow! thanks for remembering Jumin!”
  • they whip around and glare at Zen
  • “baby please let me make it up to you-”
  • Zen reaches out to MC but they skip away from him, simultaneously interrupting him
  • “i dont think im going to do anything special. i’ll probably just watch some movies and order take out by myself” 
  • they glare at Zen, he tries to walk toward them, they skip away
  • this process repeats and escalates until Zen is full on chasing MC through the house
  • “i’m going to catch you and apologize if it kills me, dammit!”
  • “MC? whats going on…?”
  • MC’s breathing heavily
  • “nothing…Jumin. i just really love talking to you!”
  • “well unfortunately i think i’m going to have to hang up now”
  • at this moment, Zen corners MC in their bedroom between the bed and the wall
  • “JUMIN DONT GO-!”
  • they shout, and try to escape Zen by jumping over the bed
  • it fails miserably
  • MC lets out a little squeal as Zen wraps his arms around them, trapping them in his lap
  • he grabs the phone and tosses it just out of MC’s reach
  • “i’ll never forgive you, Zen!” they shout dramatically
  • “oh, really? that’s a problem….”
  • Zen holds down the squirming MC with little effort
  • “then will you forgive the tickle monster?”
  • MC’s life flashes before there eyes for a second before Zen starts tickling them
  • they laugh uncontrollably until finally they manage to get out the words “i forgive you”
  • Zen releases them
  • “i really am sorry, cutie pie. i promise i’ll never forget again”
  • MC looks down at the bed, face bright red from being tickled
  • “i forgive you, Zenny…”
  • “whats that? did you just call me Zenny?”
  • “no! shut up i hate you!”
  • Zen laughs and pulls MC back into his lap 

Jaehee

  • Jaehee was so busy with work that she hadnt logged into the messenger all day and didnt answer any of MC’s calls and now they’re MAD
  • it was around 10 PM when Jaehee finally got a chance to log into the messenger that day
  • she hoped that MC would be there to cheer her up after such a stressful day
  • Jaehee Kang has entered the chatroom
  • 707 and MC were both already talking
  • “woooOOOAAHH!!! whos this?!” -707
  • “Jaehee Kang…? i havent heard that name in years…..” -MC
  • Jaehee sighs as she types
  • “i apologize for being so absent today. i’ve been quite swamped with work” -Jaehee
  • “well gee Jaehee i got work coming out of my ears but i cant help but come here and chat with MC B)” -707
  • “oh, Seven! you truly are an angel!” -MC
  • “MC, i trust you had three meals today?” -Jaehee
  • she gets no response from them
  • “OH! about that lolololololol! MC says they dont wanna talk to you so i’ll repeat any message u needa get to them :D” -707
  • Jaehee rubs her temples, feeling a headache forming
  • she wishes she could just talk to MC directly but this was better than nothing…
  • “please tell Jaehee i skipped breakfast today but it was just cause i slept in” -MC
  • “MC says they ate every meal but breakfast! tsk tsk” -707
  • “if they want, i can bring them some breakfast on my way to work tomorrow. i’d like to see them soon” -Jaehee
  • “Jaehee says you should be punished for skipping the most important meal of the day …… :o” -707
  • wait, what the hell??????!?! thats NOT what she said!
  • seven will literally never do anything right
  • at least this is a chatroom where MC can still read what she said
  • “omg, really??? Jaehee is so mean!! >_<” -MC
  • no! fuck what the hELL IS GOING ON
  • Seven! translate my messages correctly!
  • “ahhh! Jaehee’s so scarry! everybody run!!!!” -707
  • 707 has left the chatroom
  • “GAAH! SCARY JAEHEE!” -MC
  • MC has left the chatroom
  • okay, that was literally the worst thing that has ever happened to Jaehee
  • it’s late but tbh Jaehee is done PLAYING AROUND
  • in 10 minutes she’s at MC’s door with popcorn, DVD’s of Zen, hot coco, and fuzzy blankets
  • “Jaehee? what are you-”
  • “i know i must have worried you by being absent from the messenger today. will you let me make it up to you?”
  • MC smiles and lets Jaehee inside
  • the two end up falling asleep on the couch together

Jumin

  • MC was upset with Jumin because he left for work that day without saying good morning to them
  • Jumin came home and tried to enter his room, but the door was locked
  • he knocked on the bedroom door
  • “MC? i’m home, darling”
  • silence
  • Jumin goes downstairs where the maid was folding some clothes
  • “have you seen MC today? i thought they might be in the bedroom but the door is closed”
  • “i talked to MC today. they told me to give you something, actually”
  • the maid stops folding clothes and walks up to Jumin
  • “this is from them”
  • she looks down, then looks up at him with an upset expression
  • “you jerk!!” the maid shouts, and smacks Jumin on the arm
  • shocked and confused, Jumin rubs his arm where the maid smacked him
  • “they…they told you to do that?”
  • “yes sir”
  • “will you…give them this?”
  • Jumin grabs a flower from an arrangement that was by the front door
  • “certainly, Mr. Han”
  • a few minutes later the maid returns, still holding the flower
  • “i have a message from MC”
  • Jumin nods
  • she throws the flower at Jumin violently and stomps her foot
  • “is this supposed to make up for letting me wake up alone?!”
  • oh, that’s why MC is upset
  • he thought they looked so peaceful sleeping that morning, he didnt want to wake them…
  • Jumin thanks the maid and heads up to his room again
  • he knocks on the door for a second time
  • “it’s me again, darling. i have another message for you but i dont think it’s one our maid will be able to communicate very effectively…”
  • MC opens the door just enough to poke their head out
  • “what do you want?”
  • Jumin leans forward to kiss MC, but they realize whats happening and slam the door shut in his face
  • “you aint slick, Jumin!!!” he hears them shout from inside
  • he sighs and leans against the door
  • damn :( he really wanted a kiss :(
  • he knocks on the door again
  • a few seconds later its opened by MC again, this time wearing a mouth mask
  • “yes?” their voice was muffled underneath the mask
  • Jumin tries his very best to be suave
  • “i’m sorry about not waking you up this morning. i just thought you looked so cute sleeping…like my own little baby lamb”
  • Jumin raises his hand to MC’s cheek, gently pushing his thumb underneath their mouth mask to expose their lips
  • “you…you really think i look cute?”
  • Jumin, staring at MC’s lips, leans forward
  • “yea, really cute”
  • he kisses them, and this time MC actually lets him

707

  • MC’s pissed cause Seven spent four hours that day shopping for groceries and came back with only honey buddah chips and dr. pepper
  • Seven had tried talking to MC but they locked the bedroom door
  • maybe they’ll let him talk to them through the messenger….?
  • he logs in to find that Zen and MC are both in a chat room
  • 707 has entered the chatroom
  • “Zen, what did you have for lunch today?” 
  • “oh i had a light lunch today since i’ve been so busy. it was pretty much just rice”
  • “wow, rice??? it must be nice to have some rice in the house!!!!!!”
  • “yea, um…i guess it is. but didnt Seven just log in?”
  • “who?”
  • “MC, please come out of your room T_T. i’m so sorry!!” -707
  • “huh? are you guys fighting?” -Zen
  • “OMG ZEN!!! I THINK SOMEONE HACKED INTO THE MESSENGER AGAIN!!! WHO IS THAT???” -MC
  • “what are you talking about? its Seven…” -Zen
  • “MC’s pretending i’m not here because they’re pissed i didnt get food today” -707
  • “AHH! WHO ARE YOU??” -MC
  • “MC, maybe you should just talk to Seven” -Zen
  • “i dont really know where Seven is right now, but if i did i would probably ask him why he wants me to starve” -MC
  • Seven, whose standing right outside MC’s door, shouts so that they can hear him
  • “i swear i dont want you to starve. i just suck at grocery shopping”
  • Seven’s phone vibrates with a new message
  • “and i’d tell him that he has someone to take car of besides himself, now” -MC
  • “but you can tell him….he’s logged into that chatroom….” -Zen
  • “Zen, tell MC i’ll take her on a dinner date tonight and tomorrow we can go shopping again” -707
  • “well, MC? do you see that?” -Zen
  • “see what??? is it a hacker???!” -MC
  • Zen sends a distressed emoticon
  • “Seven just texted me and told me he’d take you out to dinner tonight” -Zen
  • “really? he said that?” -MC
  • “yea. i have to go now, my agent is calling. umm, i hope you and Seven work out whatever the hell is going on” -Zen
  • ZEN has left the chatroom
  • Seven sighs and leans against the door, his head making a thud sound as it hits the door
  • “are you really taking me to dinner?”
  • Seven can barley hear MC’s small voice through the door
  • “yes, of course. and tomorrow we can buy groceries for the next month”
  • Seven hears some rustling sounds
  • suddenly the door opens and Seven falls into the room
  • he looks up from the ground to see MC dressed up, looking like they’re ready to head out
  • “okay, you promised!”

V

  • V accidentally spoiled the season finale of MC’s favorite show for them
  • he’s been trying to talk to them all day but they keep ignoring him and he’s super confused
  • and he super hates it
  • he just wants to speak to the love of his life and :( hug them :(
  • hoping for some advice, V logs into the messenger
  • Yoosung and Zen were talking
  • it was just the usual Zen trying to give Yoosung girl advice
  • V has entered the chatroom
  • Zen and Yoosung both greet him, but before he can say anything about MC Zen has to leave the chat for work
  • so….then its just V and Yoosung….
  • which was fine, but V would rather talk to Zen about his MC-related problems that Yoosung
  • MC has entered the chatroom
  • “Yoosung! i’m so glad you’re here!” -MC
  • “hey, MC! how are you this fine afternoon? :D” -Yoo
  • “MC, i’m glad you’re here. can we talk?” -V
  • “i’m going well! i’ve had a quiet morning and i’m making some lunch right now. i trust you had lunch, Yoosung?” -MC
  • “funny story, i raged all morning and totally forgot about breakfast and lunch T_T” -Yoo
  • V starts to realize he is now being ignored by both Yoosung and MC
  • “if you want, i’ll help you with lunch, MC” -V
  • “YOOSUNG! you should go eat something right now!” -MC
  • “okay, i’ll go eat! thanks!” -Yoo
  • “wait, before you leave i have a question for you” -MC
  • “whats up?” -Yoo
  • how do you feel about spoilers?” -MC
  • Yoosung sends an angry emoji
  • I HATE THEM! my friends used to spoil games for me all the time :’c ” -Yoo
  • “i know, right? anyone who spoils a game OR SHOW for someone else is the worst!” -MC
  • “is this about that conversation we had earlier about the TV show…?” -V
  • “anyway, i’ll get that lunch now. call you later, MC!” -Yoo
  • Yoosung has left the chatroom
  • ……
  • i hate you” -MC
  • MC has left the chatroom
  • V, now realizing his transgressions, goes into the kitchen where MC was cooking lunch
  • “sweetie, i’m so sorry about spoiling your show”
  • MC ignores him
  • “if you want, you can spoil that one show i’m watching. havent you watched it all already?”
  • V desperately tries to get back into MC’s good graces
  • they turn to him, arms crossed
  • “charlie dies”
  • V tries not to think about the fact that charlie dies in his favorite show and hugs MC tightly
  • well……..at least their talking to me again

Saeran

  • MC’s PISSED because Saeran always hogs the TV and never lets them watch their shows
  • Seven and Saeran were watching TV on the couch when MC came into the room and grabbed the remote
  • “hey, Seven! mind if i change the channel?”
  • “not at all. go for it”
  • MC sat on the other side of Seven
  • “um, i do”
  • Saerans voice overshadows the sound of the TV, and MC turns it up
  • “hey! i wanna watch shark week!”
  • MC continues to ignore Saeran
  • “um…MC? i think Saerans trying to talk to you”
  • without taking their eyes off the screen, MC responds to Seven
  • “was he? i didnt notice?”
  • Saeran stands up
  • “yes you did! how could you not notice?!”
  • “Seven, can you please tell Saeran that i’m trying to watch my show and his loud voice is annoying me?”
  • Seven turns to Saeran
  • “hey, MC wanted me to tell you-”
  • “i heard what they said, ass hole”
  • Seven lifts up his hands as a sign of surrender
  • “hey, MC! i’m just going to keep yelling till you talk to me!”
  • “Saeran, i dont think-”
  • “fuck off, Seven”
  • Seven knows he should probably leave the room at this point but this is getting too interesting
  • “Seven, please tell Saeran that they more he yells, the less I care”
  • “Saer-”
  • “that doesnt even make sense!!!!”
  • Saeran moves closer to MC, now standing in front of Seven
  • the more he tries to get their attention, the closer he moves
  • until Saeran is completely leaning over MC, his hands on either side of them as he leans against the couch
  • “Seven, can you tell Saeran to get out of my way?”
  • as MC speaks, the look directly into Saerans eyes
  • suddenly Saeran smushes his lips into MC’s, kissing them
  • Seven opens his mouth to scream but nothing comes out
  • “d-do you fucking see me now?”
  • MC looks at Saeran
  • “i dont know, will you let me watch my shows now?”
  • “yea, whatever”
  • “cool”
  • MC grabs Saerans shirt and pulls him into another kiss
  • “now will you please move?”
  • “yea…whatever”
  • ..
  • SEVEN IS MORTIFIED
  • WHAT THE HELL DID HE JUST WATCH
  • LKJSGKJBWEBRKJSJ????????

LMAO THNX FOR READING!!! HOPE YOU LIKED IT A BUNCH ^^

studyblr intro!

first of all sorry about the nasty header graphic i just wanted to whip something up quickly ahaha

hi! i’m nicole (she/her), and i finally decided to join the studyblr community for the usual reasons (to get motivated/find new frens/stalk The Aesthetic :’) so here’s an intro though i feel awkward even introducing myself virtually

basic stuff:

  • i’m 15 years old and currently on summer break
  • and a rising high school sophomore [co’ 2020]
  • mbti type: intp / taurus / slytherin 
  • i’m an abc (american born chinese!)
  • i speak english and mandarin fluently, and am currently learning spanish (and attempting to learn korean)

classes i’ll be taking next year:

  • english 10
  • advanced pre-calculus
  • biology (our school does physics/chem in 9th grade idk why lol)
  • AP US history
  • spanish 3
  • 2d/3d design

extra stuff:

  • i have no idea what i want to be in the future aaaah leaning towards humanities though
  • i’m stuck in kpop hell (mostly BTS. i’d give my soul up for park jimin)  
  • dabbled in kdramas and anime (currently watching weightlifting fairy and tokyo ghoul)
  • + imma huge bibliophile, 99% YA oriented (six of crows or the raven cycle, anyone?)
  • my typos r an embarrassment to humanity but I’m always up for talking to new people :D
  • i sWEAR i’ll be the neighborhood cat lady one day
  • hopefully studyblr will help me stay productive over the summer as well!

finally, some amazing studyblrs i’ve discovered during my stalkery (it sounded like a word) over the last few months that inspire n motivate me!!! :

@charlenestudies (lob u) / @chrissiestudies <3 / @studyquill / @studytherin / @studygraycee juicefam yee / @hobifulstudies / @tbhstudying / @snowystudiess / @jiyeonstudies / @rhubarbstudies / @journalsanctuary / @inteqrals / @bookmrk / @studythereal / @zetudiant / @thecoffeedesk / @emmastudies / 

thanks if you read all the way till here haha i’m v excited to be part of this community/pls talk to me whenever i’m lonely

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Rating: Mature

Word Count: 1,941

Summary: Cute fluff where chocolate addict MC is hiding the ‘last’ chocolate from Jumin. But Jumin had planned something better.

‘‘Honey!’’ Jumin shouted from the kitchen as I hurriedly hid the last chocolate in one of my purses. ‘‘Did you select my tie? I’m getting late for work.’’ It was rare for Jumin to be late as he valued time a lot, but I suppose last night was not the case as he valued me more.

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Hiya Richonners! What ever will we do during this hiatus? No Richonne for six months on our televisions? Read and write fanfiction and re-watch Richonne-centric episodes of The Walking Dead of course. And you can learn more about your favorite authors here as well.  Take some time to get to know Vegasloversteel!

Richonnefics (RF): Hiya @vegasloversteel! Thanks for allowing us to interview you.  What’s your favorite thing about the Richonne fandom? Least favorite thing?

Vegasloversteel (VLS): My favorite thing about the Richonne fandom is the fact that 95% of the people are nice, welcoming and accepting. I have made some people that are true friends, that I talk to everyday whether it is about Richonne or not. Richonne was just the catalyst for me. I’ve had a rough few months which has delayed my writing. I don’t know what I would have done without people like @sugarysweetzee, @severelybabykryptonite, @thebaetide and others.

My least favorite thing? Hmmm…maybe the constant need that what we are shown isn’t enough? Like everyone loved ‘Say Yes’ but people still needed more. Don’t get me wrong, I would have LOVED to see the deleted sex scene but hopefully it will come.

RF: I’ve met some pretty amazing people in this fandom, people I really consider friends so I totally agree with you about the welcoming and accepting facet of the Richonne fandom.  Is there a subject you cannot bring yourself to write about and why?

VLS: I can’t bring myself to write about rape or abuse because luckily I haven’t been through either so I can’t do the material justice. What I mean is, I don’t have the knowledge or basis to write that type of trauma or pain that I’m sure is associated with those acts. I think sometimes in order to justify a ship or a person’s behavior, people write about things and don’t give them the care they deserve, and some people even romanticize them.

RF: What other artistic pursuits do you indulge in apart from writing?

VLS: I draw and I dance. Writing has always been my thing though. I wrote my first multi chapter story when I was in the 3rd grade on a rainy day. I showed it to my teacher for her opinion and ended up getting extra credit!

RF: Nice! Have you tried your hand at any Richonne fanart? When is the best time of day for you to write?

VLS: The best time of the day for me to write is usually at night. I’m truly a night owl so after thinking all day, it comes together then.

RF: Night Owl’s Unite! LOL! Though I really need to change that habit and start going to be earlier.  Waking up is always such an ordeal.  What did you find most useful in learning to write?

VLS: What did I find most useful? Learning to use descriptions, adjectives and adverbs to set the scene. When I write, I visualize EVERYTHING. I see the scene in my head as though it is a movie. The colors, the outfit, even the furniture placement at times. So I use these tools so that the reader sees them that way too.

RF: I’ve had a lot of writers explain that there is always a visualization of scenes before pen gets put to paper.  Where do you get most of your ideas?

VLS: Honestly, music inspires me heavily. ‘My Boo’ and ‘When I See You’ popped into my head while driving home from work listening to Spotify. Other times I’ll just be doing a re-watch and something will hit me. I remember re-watching 'After’ and seeing Andre with Michonne. I seriously thought, 'What if Andre was Rick’s? But he didn’t know it?’ I began 'Found’ about two hours later.  Something with my one shot ‘The One You Lost’; When Rick gave Michonne that cat and said that it struck me. Doing the re-watch later that night, I got the headcanon. I then messaged my sounding boards and asked what they thought of it even though I JUST got around to writing it! Lol.

RF: There’s nothing like a good playlist to inspire you.  Do you write everyday or just when the writing bug strikes?

VLS: I write when it strikes me. I have a TON of stories I have started but want to finish the ones I have out. I usually get struck late at night after work when I have a big glass of wine and am either listening to music or watching tv to relax.

RF: What do you think makes a good story?

VLS: A good story to me is one that is planned out, where the author has thought about the beginning, middle and end. Chapter 1-3, 20-25 and 40-45. They have an end game and it shows in the consistency of the story. Yeah things might get tweaked or added but for the most part it is planned out well. That and descriptions! Lol. Not of everything but the important parts. Like I said, I am very visual. @herewaskendra draws me in every time just by her descriptions

RF: What would you say is your interesting writing quirk?

VLS: I have no quirks. Seriously. Well… does Chardonnay count?

RF: If a ZA were to occur, do you think you would survive? Explain why or why not.

VLS: I would DEFINITELY survive. I am a GREAT judge of character so I wouldn’t be hoodwinked by people like The Governor, Scavengers or Terminites. I am in great physical shape and was a girl scout. One thing that could hurt me? I am allergic to EVERYTHING so when the ZA started, I would have to raid all the pharmacies for Claritin and Benadryl! Lol. Now that would affect my reaction time. First thing I would do? Find a weapon like a Katana that wouldn’t need ammo and get a water purifier of some sort. Second thing? Find my own Rick Grimes! Lol.

RF: Thank you so much vegasloversteel for your time and answering these questions about your writing process.  It was a pleasure getting to know you and I’m sure the readers out there will eat this up.  If you would like to follow vegasloversteel on tumblr, click on her name and FOLLOW and you can find her Richonne fanfiction here on ff.net.

These past two months have been wild but a complete blessing.
To my followers, new and old. Thank you so much for continuing to support my art! <3 You guys are the reason I’m motivated to keep drawing everyday ^_^
Thank you to the skk discord server, for making me laugh and filling my days with such warmth and kindness. I love you all so, so much. 
I will continue to work hard for you guys!  がんばります~

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MaleMc: First day: 7am-8am

Prologue |  List | Mobile List | Next Hour {10:04}
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It was 7am and Zack had just finished moving half of his stuff into Rika’s apartment. He was exhausted and frankly he was a little confused. He heard his phone beep. It was Yoosung, he was in the chatroom. Zack placed his box of books on the floor wiping his brow with the back of his movers gloves.

Yoosung>: Do you know that Zen always complains about being single these days?
Yoosung>: But I’ve never even been in a relationship T_T

          <:I hear ya, although I don’t like intimate relationships.

Yoosung>: Wut… you don’t?

          <:Hate to be that guy but it’s complicated.
          <:Parents have are married I guess it’s just
         <:their circumstances that confused me about love.
        <:Guess I’m a bit cynical.

Yoosung>: That’s really sad. T_T

Yoosung★>: But… I am happy that we have something in common.

      <:Forever alones unite! We will have magic powers.
      <:Don’t die dateless dummy

Yoosung★>: Holy crap! You played that game too!?

         <:I have a knack for getting magic powers

Yoosung★>: Ha ha! Yeah I got the bad ending a lot too!
Yoosung★>: To be honest no one’s as innocent as I am in the group. 
Yoosung★>: I think out of everyone here I’m the only one
Yoosung★>: whose never dated!

Yoosung★>: Well I’m not sure about Seven but…
Yoosung★>: It’s been fun because you’re here now!

      <:Time to have a singles get together or whatever

Yoosung★>: Singles Unite!!!

      <:Huzzah!

Yoosung★>: By the way do you play LOLOL?

      <: I’m bad at MMORPGS

      <:Some old roommates of mine played it a lot though.

Yoosung★>:I should teach you some time!
Yoosung★>: Argh! I have class at 9.
Yoosung★>: I’ll talk to you soon Zack!

      <:Yeah, pay attention in class :P

Yoosung★>:So tired just thinking about it…

                            Yoosung has left the chatroom

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My Life lol

Drunk, faded

Browned out, looking all shady

Two months since I fucked a lady

Young man dick going crazy

Standard Saturday

I’m about to get a cab and masturbate

Then I see a hot girl I bet I could date

“Lemme get your cat girl, no Hathaway”

That what I thought not what I said to her

Instead I walk up to her like

“I know you heard of the kid

You heard what I did

You heard of my shit

The murderous spit”

She’s like “Naw

You’re being weird

What are you talking about?”

I’m like “Aw.”

Pulling out my phone like a boss

YouTube bout to get her off

But as I type the y-o-u

Some porno pop up

I’m like

“Hold up, how di-, that’s not even me like, I don’t jerk off mobily.”

Then her friends coming up and want to know if everything is okay

I’m like

“Naw this a rape, can’t tell? Give me a break please, get the heck away.”

I turned to her

“Let me buy you a drink.”

She like “Fine.”

Told the man two Patron

She like “Lime.”

Said he tried twice the card got declined

I’m like

“Are, is this, could it be a machine issue?”

He was like “Naw.”

I was like

“Obviously there’s something wrong

I got dough like, I’m not broke, I got donuts with the same card like about an hour ago.”

He like “Dude, I don’t know.”

Now I’m looking at the girl she just wanna go

And I ain’t talking bout with me, bro. I mean alone

I got one more chance to prove myself so I’m like-

“Look, I’m athletic, girl. I’ve gotten several rec-league MVPs

At my crib I’ve got some pizza. Plus a little bit of weed

In my room I’ve got a TV. Plus I recently did sheets

Girl, I even have a fridge that has the water on the door like with the crushed ice”

You know I don’t give a damn whatcha playin’ right now

This is me coming at you as a man right now

Lemme freak

Lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak

Just lemme freak, please god

Just lemme freak

The girl from the first verse

Somehow let me fuck

Fast forward, seven months

We in love

Some real serious relationship-type shit

Despite this I ain’t fucked for days

Tried last night but was pushed away

But I’ve been acting well behaved today, I smell okay

Adele Pandora’s playing, now she laying

On the floor and I’m praying this bitch is horny

I go and give her a smooch

She kissing Dicky back, so I play with her boobs

Bad move, she don’t like that

Bad mood, her boss being mean to her

Via email, she wanna write back

I’m like “Right now?”

She like “Yeah, what do I say, can you just help me?”

“Ok, whats the context?”

Then she like “Well, he talks to Jane before coming to me.”

“Who’s Jane again?” I said

She like “Wow, you should know that.”

“Ok, I guess I forgot.”

She like “Dude, that’s my other boss.”

“Ok, true, so shouldn’t your first boss go to the other boss before you? Right?”

“But Jane isn’t hands on!” she yelled

“Ok, well I just don’t understand the dynamic then, I don’t work with these people.”

She started crying

“Wait stop, what the fuck is this?”

“Naw, you don’t ever take my side!”

About an hour later til’ I’m on her good side

We in bed, hands on her good thighs

I try to kiss, she like “Good night.”

But I’m like-

“Look, I just turned off The Departed for a movie about a bee

I’ve been cutting back on farting, tweeting, arguing, and weed

Yesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner with your sweet, and supportive…

And during the fourth quarter, of the Eagles!

Now reward it!”

You know I don’t give a damn whatcha playin right now

This is me coming at you as a man right now

Lemme freak

Lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak (It’s all I need)

Just lemme freak, please god

Just lemme freak

Fast forward some more, June 16, 2074

Old LD looking old as fuck

Still with the same ho, holding up

My life sucks, legs hurt

Friends dead, realtors

“Would you shut up? Fuck.”

My dick looking like it’s tinfoil

Her tits looking like they hard boiled eggs

On top of that, she insane

Like I don’t even think she knows who I am

Our kids moved away, we’ve been doing the same shit for days

Maybe months, who knows

Probably going to die soon

Pretty scared I ain’t even going to lie to you

Think about it all day, on my last legs

But I’m going out with a bang

I got pills they invented back in ‘57

I took five, that’s a bit excessive

I look high, take a look at my thighs and good god that’s a little erection

It’ll work though

Now I’ve gotta find the ho

I’m pretty much blind at this point, I don’t know if I mentioned that yet…

But I am

Made my way into the bedroom and there she is

I’m like-

“Look, I don’t know if you’re aware that you’ve been throwing out my shoes

What I do know is I’m sick of doing nothing here with you

All my blood is in my dick, I’’m probably dying pretty soon

Are you even comprehending what I’m saying, please acknowledge that you hear me.”

You know I don’t give a damn whatcha playing right now

This is me coming at you as a man right now

Lemme freak

Lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak (Lemme freak)

Just lemme freak, please god

Just lemme freak 

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Okayyy so this is my review of my favorite morphe brushes I just got and tried!
Tbh I really wasn’t sure what to expect with morphe, I looked through countless reviews and videos, looked up pictures and negative rants. So I was kinda expecting the worst but hoping for the best? I picked out a bunch of brushes that were reviewed countless times through youtubers, and then some that just caught my eye and felt like I needed to try them out. I was super worried that the negative reviews were right and I just wasted a bunch of money on a bunch of garbage, I’m always skeptical with “YouTube” brands because of past bad experiences. So for a while I just put myself in the mindset of “if I don’t see and try it in a store or in person I don’t want to waste money on it”. I’ve kinda been bored with makeup and not into for the past year or so, like it became not fun for me and I just stopped buying and trying new products as much as I had before bc what was the point? I just restocked what I needed, mainly bought skin care, and sometimes tried new things but they didn’t excite me. I missed the joy makeup gave me before so I felt like I needed to “redo” my collection to hopefully fall back in love with my favorite hobby, the brushes I had were all old and idk I just felt like my makeup was blah bc of it, so I finally decided to give morphe a try since they have a huge selection of inexpensive raved about brushes!! I’m honestly SO surprised with the quality!!! I thought out of the almost 60 brushes that I purchased I would really like and use maybe 10 tops, I thought I would be disappointed in a bunch of them and just use the ones I really like, but oh my god!! I swear I haven’t been this excited about a purchase in soooo long! Every brush I bought had a purpose I can think of and use for, even the ones that I initially was like eh or what the hell can I use this for?? Ended up my favorites!! (Mainly eye and brow brushes which I will show in the review) the brushes are all super soft and just great quality over all, idk if they just improved over the years or people were just being negative but I don’t know why anyone would trash talk these inexpensive high quality brushes.. Anywayssss..
So here is a round up of my favorites so far!!

E43 - is just basically a smaller E3 but today I used it for my cleaning up my under eye setting powder and then I grabbed it again to apply my highlighter very soft, and just feels like a high end brush.

E3 - I used it for a slight contour, I don’t like harsh contours on cheeks but this picked up the product just enough and the shape of it reallyyyyy just added the right amount of product in the right places!

E4 - a simple blush brush, but it’s so soft and picked up a small amount of product and applied the blush flawlessly to my face so it got a rank in fave face brushes so far!

E8 - I looooove small chubby round brushes, they are perfect for creating an “airbrush effect” in larger pore areas, I don’t really have large pores but when I use brushes like this to blend out foundation and powder around my nose/cheek area it creates just a smooth flawless finish and I have been needing a replacement for a Sephora brush I had for years that started losing its density and amazingness. This is a great cheaper alternative that is just as good!!

E41 - I have never applied my bronzer to my face so perfectly and quickly as I did with this brush, it picked up just the right amount of bronzer without creating the orange face look, applied it without scratching my face or leaving behind a bunch of fall out like a sorta similar sigma brush I have does!! Looove it!!!

M439 - I feel like every youtuber/reviewer/Mua and their mother has this brush and raved about it so I had to pick it up and try it out for myself. It really does live up to its expectations!! It gives a super full coverage even with a medium/light coverage foundation, I don’t always like to have fullllll coverage but when I do this brush will do the job! It does kinda suck up a lot of product, but not as bad as some other similar brushes I have. It’s super soft and you will have a even full coverage on in like 10 seconds with this brush.

M528 - I think I applied my Laura mercier secret brightening powder with this one, I can’t remember what I did with this brush but I threw it into my love pile and it doesn’t have any colored product on it so I think I just applied the powder with it. It’s super soft and can my used as a highlighter, or setting brush!

E - 18 if you have smaller almond shaped eyes like me YOU NEED THIS BRUSH and also the M501, and E36 but I’ll get into those in a bit, the E18 is absolutely perfect for applying a crease color into small spaces, it picks up as little or as much product as you need and is just a must have brush.

M250-0 - OHHHH myyyyy godddd!!! The eyeliner brush I have been searching for but never found, I always came close but it was either to thick, had stray little hairs, was too long, or too stiff, something was always slightly justttt off with other liner brushes. They were good, they did the job, but they didn’t make it as easy as this one did!!! I haven’t had this even winged liner in like two years I swear lmao. I always have one eye perfect and the other one is it’s less perfect twin, or they both just looked like shit and I eventually came to except the fact that a super amazing winged eyeliner was just not gonna be in my life, untillllll this beauty came in the mail today😭 it’s. Just. Perfect. I completed a winged simple cat eye that was as even as humanly possible for me in the shortest amount of time it ever took me to do it, idk if I was just running on adrenaline from finding a perfect liner brush or bc my eyeliner looked amaze on the one eye I did first lol.

M213 - You also need this in your life, trust me. If you are sloppy in your eye makeup technique or just want something to really tightly apply shadow to your lower lash line effortlessly, then you need this brush. Don’t even doubt it just buy it. Also for some reason it looks really big in the picture above but it’s a super tiny little smudger with soft bristles but it isn’t flimsy. Just try it, you will see.

M575 - when I first saw this brush I felt indifferent about it, it kinda looked too long to be a good blending brush, I usually liked “fluffier” blending brushes and this one looked to long and slender, but wow.. for my eye shape it was the perfect “precision” blender! You know how with fluffy blending brushes shadow tends to kinda go all over your eye? And if you have smaller eyes like me it starts looking sloppy really quick, but this really helped blend and diffuse color ONLY where I wanted it! Surprisingly amazing!

M501 - okay… This brush is the brush out of alllll the brushes I kinda took one look at and was like?? “What the hell am I going to use this for?? Maybe highlight?? Idk?” It’s really oddly shaped, tapered, slim, slender, weird… Looks like a useless little highlight brush if your really particular about where you want to place high light or if you’re gonna be doing an infants highlight lol. For some reason I grabbed this weird little brush and started using it as an eye blender and was SHOCKED it’s like this brush was made for my eyes, it diffused my crease color so perfectly, the tapered part went into my crease and just idk, it was magical. I blended carelessly throughout my eye and it just created the perfect eye look!! The problem I always have with blending my shadow is that I get a dark color too far into my inner eye, creating like a Natalie Portman from the swan lake ballerina movie effect if that makes sense, I hate the way that looks on me and this brush just effortlessly blended without dragging color into my inner eye corner. I feel like I have a difficult eye shape and I hate doing shadow bc of it. But not anymore 😍 M432 - this is a basic flat square brush, it’s great for the waterline but I used it to shape up my brows and it did a great job! It’s the perfect density and size to sculpt brows without adding a crazy amount of product to the area, it’s a must have in a makeup collection especially if brows are your least favorite makeup application like mine, my brows annoy me and a good brow day for me is rare because I have a giant scar through one which always makes the shape of it different then the other one. But today I’m having an amazing brow day and it took me half the time it normally would to do my brows with my new brushes :D M224 - another staple!! I had a Mac one that I used for years but it was starting to look raggedy, I use these brushes on days I have a blemish I need to cover and apply a bit more product, to sometimes apply foundation to my face before going in with a beauty blender, to shape brows, to apply a concealer from a pot to my under eye. I use these types of brushes as like product picker uppers and packers, it’s like a forgotten brush that is very useful but not as talked about by me because it’s boring but very much needed in a makeup lovers collection! This one has synthetic bristles and is overall really well made, I was expecting this one to be a super cheapie garbage brush, but it’s up to par with my Mac one when it was in its prime days lol. M160-1/16 - another brush I saw and was like this kinda looks terrible.. The bristles seemed to long and soft to use for brows, but I tried it today and it’s wonderful for creating a softer brow look!!! Like wow, it picks up a little bit of product so if you’re heavy handed with brows like me it’s a MUSTTTTT it applied my favorite brow powder to my brows and I swear it made my powder work and look better then ever, I used it in the front part of my brows and it’s just gonna be an everyday staple for brows. M413 - I feel like I judged all the brow brushes to harshly when I first opened my package, I thought these were gonna be the crappy brushes of my entire order which was fine with me because they were the cheapest so not too much lost I thought. This brushes bristles are FIRM like super firm.. And kinda long. Immediately I thought that it was gonna scratch my skin and pick up way too much product.. I tried it gently, and applied my powder to my scar and wow this brush is def a favorite, I just have to be light handed when applying! But it picked up product and applied it right where you put it, I then brushed and diffused the color with the spoolie. My brows look so refined but natural in combination with the M160-1/16 brush, I used the M413 towards the ends and middle. I think this brush is also great for people who like bolder brows bc of how easy it is to shape and apply product with it. Andddd lastly, for not at least! G20 - this brush is great for packing on shadow! It works great for my eye shape. I mean there’s not much to really say about it other then it does its job! I also like the gunmetal color, I got a few brushes from gunmetal collection but haven’t tried them out yet. The bristles are soft, the shape is perfect, the size is great. It can also be used as a concealer brush for blemishes. Overall I’m super happy with my order and I think it’s money well spent!! Sorry about the longgg post but I tried to sum up my favorites so far as best as I can. I haven’t washed these brushes yet so I don’t know how they shed or how they are after washing but I’ll keep all you updated!:)

wonderfulchaos69  asked:

for the bsd servamp au, would Atsushi be Envy and Dazai his Eve? And for Pride ... Ranpo? And Fukuzawa could be his Eve?! sdlkfj and then the idea of servamp bsd au!! That's sounds like a really neat idea! Would Team Melancholy be the Port Mafia? Mafia Melancholy? Haha. xD I will sleep now, good night.

FRICK. YOU PEOPLE ARE GONNA DISTRACT ME FROM AGE AU. 

Atsushi as the Servamp of Envy?? Nice~ Omg Dazai as his eve. That’s perfect cause of the way Atsushi and Dazai met, they both saved each other. One from starvation and one from drowning(later on though in this au probably)

Dazai picking up a small black and white striped cat only to discover its a vampire(and a tiger) later on. It’s too good. I think Dazai would give Atsushi a cat bell just like Mahiru did with Kuro:

“Perfect! I’ll call you Atsushi-kun!”

I feel like Dazai would be rather chill about discovering his new cat is actually a vampire. He comes home from work or whatever, “Hmm, I wonder how little Atsushi-kun did on his own today?~” and as he’s looking for his little kitty he finds this guy he doesn’t know making Chazuke in his kitchen(lol like when Mahiru found Kuro watching tv and eating ramen) . Although Atsushi would more likely panic first. Like. 

“AHHH! I AM SO SORRY! I WAS JUST HUNGRY! I WILL LEAVE RIGHT NOW!!! I DIDN’T MEAN TO TRICK YOU OR ANYTHING!!” 

Dazai’s response is probably.

“oh my god….are you a vampire???? ……..”

“Are you here to kill me???~” :D 

“….excuse me??” 

and blah blah blah eventually they become the new Envy pair and somehow end up in the middle of a vampire war….. 

Atsushi sure is also in for a surprise, to discover his eve is a cheerful suicidal manic. He’s gonna be doing a lot of rescuing that’s for sure. 

“Dazai san, the chain! THE CHAIN! AHHHH! Don’t jump!”

……

“Are you okay Atsushi-Kun?”

“Yes, but I am immortal. You really need to take better care of yourself Dazai-san!”

Oh boy… These two idiots should not be connected whatsoever. HAHA Dazai dragging his poor Servamp Atsushi everywhere and having to deal with his…. suicidal mischief. He’s a little too eager to get into battles with other vampires.  Also Dazai would offer a little too much blood sometimes.

Omg one of Atsushi’s abilities can be kinda like Kuro’s claw thingys but with his tiger paws instead. YES.

Pride seems perfect for Ranpo actually. XD   Fukuzawa as his eve is pretty awesome actually. Them as the pride pair its perfect.

*Sudden realization* Does this mean Akutagawa can be the forgotten 8th??? Servamp of Melancholy???? OH SNAP. 

His beef with Atsushi is probably he’s mad cause he wants a strong eve like Dazai.  (and upset of course because he’s the forgotten 8th deadly sin *sobs*)

Dazai would be a natural at controlling his Servamp, since Atsushi is the more cooperative type after all. I think they would get along better than the other pairs, just saying. 

Okay okay I am switching gears now. 

ALSO YES TEAM MELANCHOLY AS THE PORT MAFIA?!?!!? MELANCHOLY MAFIA!!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

I SO need this!!! I’m gonna draw it later ;w; The other things too. 

Now I already imagine Sakuya’s mafia look to be like this outfit he wore in one of the official arts~

I imagine Tsubaki to look like this kinda (but still has his glasses occasionally.)

Also has the long mafia boss jacket that he wears on his shoulders. (like ALL the other mafia characters in bsd) Kinda like the white haori he wears. IT WORKS TO WELL.

Seems like in bsd in order to be in the mafia, you gotta wear a long jacket, preferably on your shoulders and wear dark colors. lol

Also okay okay for this au, also imagine that first scene where Dazai and Atsushi first met 

but with Mahiru and Kuro OMFG. Mahiru saving Kuro from drowning only to discover he didn’t wanna be saved.  

Kuro(quoting Dazai here ha) “I was trying to kill myself… but you just HAD TO interfere….”

Mahiru wouldn’t really appreciate that response I’m sure.

“HOW ABOUT A THANK YOU?!? EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING TO SAVE SOMEONE WHO I THOUGHT WAS DROWNING?!”

“what a pain…” 

And one thing lead to another and then Mahiru now works at the Armed Detective Agency. haha.(Most likely much more willingly than Atsushi did just saying, Mahiru is also a bit more sure of himself than Atsushi. Mahiru would love to do work that involved protecting people ! :D and doing other dangerous stuff but y'know. ) 

“Guess it can’t be helped….You’re my subordinate now….” I couldn’t resist writing that line. 

Would all the other servamp characters and eves in the bsd au work at the agency too? Would some also be in the mafia????? WHAT ARE EVERYONE’S ABILITIES?!!??  OMGGG I CAN’T STOP THINKING. LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!??! @wonderfulchaos69

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After talking with Yoosung Zack couldn’t help but feel more stressed then he did when learned of what he had to do. Sure it had been all fun and games when he was first talking to them but now, with Yoosung’s, and Zen’s and everyone else’s expectations he couldn’t help but feel the pressure. Who was he supposed to contact? How was he, a measly college student with no real people skills, supposed to invite company bigwigs and artistic geniuses to a  party. Zack wasn’t even a party person. He looked over the files once more finding nothing helpful whatsoever.

“Thanks Rika this helps a lot.” Zack shook his head. Looking back at the computer he noticed his pile of books and notebook paper on the tables pushed aside for him to rest his head near the keyboard. “Mmmm…I’m hungry.” Zack muttered as he made his way to the kitchen. He pulled out some chicken and rice and slowly he prepped the food all while logging into the RFA every ten minutes. As if hearing his please for a distraction Zack looked down and noticed

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Interview in Sato Takeru Photo Book X (ten) <3>

*continued from <2>

~translation~

-Are you interested in yourself?

I don’t say no, but including this question, I like to think about various things, I suppose. I like the activity to work out my own answer though it is very hard, I think.

-Do you have the answer that ‘I am this kind of person’? Some people make a definitive statement.

I’m not interested in such a thing, but I know about 80% of myself, roughly estimated though. It seems that my close friends can feel my sense and sometimes say, ‘We can see some parts of you that you cannot see.’ So I can’t say I know 100% of myself.

-What is that 80% like?

Eh, you’re going to make me answer an awkward question. (lol) OK, first of all, I like to think. Next, I’m not such an attention seeker. I think much of duty and humanity, and I’m conscious of ‘good old’ things. Well, plus, I’m relatively considerate. (lol)

-I think you are quite considerate. (lol) Anything else?

Um, I don’t know. I’m interested in human beings in a biological sense, but probably I’m indifferent to most people, I think.

-Can you pretend not to be indifferent to others?

If I try, I’ll be able to do it, but I seldom do it.

-Indifferent but considerate. As a general rule, it causes a feeling of strangeness, but in Takeru-kun’s case, it makes sense, I feel.

It’s true it sounds paradoxical. (lol) But I want you to understand me somehow, or like that.

-What’s your weak point that you’re aware of?

There’s no end to the list, but I really respect those who can do what I can’t do. One of the things is ‘to forgive others’. When I can’t forgive someone, they say, ‘It happens. You care too much’, but I cannot help it easily.

-Did that person do such a grave thing, you mean?

To me, yes. Some people can forget or forgive such a person. They say it will cool down in a week, but it never happens to me.

-In a year?

I don’t know, but probably I won’t change my mind …. I wonder it will be OK in five years. (lol)

-It doesn’t happen so often, right?

Of course, it doesn’t happen so many times in my life. It won’t happen so often. It’s troublesome, but it can’t be helped. It’s not like I have a choice. It’s a matter of emotion.

-When you get down to it, it means you ‘never forget’, right?

Yes, I’ll never forget. To put it simply, I’m type to carry a grudge. (lol)

-So you feel grateful for favors.

Yes, to the contrary. It makes sense.

-But it can be said that you won’t forget someone you dislike.

Absolutely.

-From the start, I thought you are indifferent to human beings, right?

Paradoxical again. (lol)

-I hear that you’re often told that your way of thinking is queer.

I’ve lived that I am ordinary, but I’ve been told I’m not ordinary so often that I’ve noticed one thing: I am not ordinary in that I am different from others. But it is a matter of ways of thinking, so I’m ordinary in my mind. But probably I’m in a minority. In this world I’m in a very tiny minority.

-A very tiny minority?

In my junior and senior high school days, I had no one that was on the same wavelength as me.

-To tell the truth, I heard an episode that shows Sato Takeru very well. Your Kohai (younger) actor made sushi with bread for Takeru-kun. When you eat it, you said, ‘Now I understand why there are sushi chefs in the world’, right?

I said so, I said so, because I really thought so.

-Average people would say, after eating, ‘Um, I’m not sure but …’ or ‘A little different from what I expected’, or use a little more direct expression. I think your way of talking is great because you are not telling a lie but won’t hurt the other person.

I said so without the consciousness that I must be nice to him or mustn’t hurt him. Since I love sushi, I once was shocked when I ate sushi made by a non-professional. I felt just the same as that time. I learned a lot.

-I know. That’s what interests me about you. Your way of interpretation or explanation. Your unintentional response can lead to the consciousness, I mean.

Well, even my close friends say I’m strange, so probably I’m actually strange, I suppose. And as I like thinking, I tend to see things from a step back objectively. For example, I may be sensitive to my words, thinking, ‘If I say it, certain people must think this and that.’ Recently there was a line in ‘If cats disappear from the world’: Parsley is not necessary in the world. I thought it might shock parsley growers.

-I see.

Then I wondered how many parsley growers were in Japan now; Less than one thousand? Would it be OK … ? My idea expands like this.

-You have a lot to think about. (lol)

But I’m thinking unconsciously. It’s just my daily affairs.

-If so, it seems that you have few quarrels where you hurt others by words.

Maybe so.

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Durarara!! Anthology Comic

Translation of Izaya-ism ーtype kー by ISORA

Quick Summary: The chat room fills up with talk of Kanra’s daily life. Celty and Mikado are traumatized.

No pictures, just text. Other translations here


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text: ーKanra-san has entered the chat roomー

Setton: Eveningー

Tanaka Tarou: I wonder if this is what it means to speak of the devil lol
Good eveningー Kanra-san

Kanra: Yes yeーs! Everyone’s idol, Kanra-san, has appearedー☆! What, what!? What are you guys talking about??

Tanaka Tarou: Kanra-san somehow seems like a well-informed person, so Setton-san and I were wondering how you spend you day and discussed it

Kanra: Ehー! Imagining a maiden’s private life? Shriek☆! Embarassinーg!
Feelings of love, I start the day with that feeling?

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