i just took the funniest answers

Delinquents

Part Two

Originally posted by aestheticsprouse

Pairing: Jughead x reader

Warnings: not really, except Jughead may be slightly ooc but just a little

Summary: Jughead is reunited with (Y/N), after meeting her in juvy six years previous.

Part One

“Max, you can’t just pick all the vegetables out,” (Y/N) scolded, as her brother pulled a ketchup-soaked lettuce leaf from his burger and dropped it onto the side of his plate, where it fell with a wet splat.

“Wa-watch me,” Max stuttered smugly.

(Y/N) didn’t force the issue. She watched him take a huge gulp of his milkshake then screw his eyes shut against the brain freeze. In the soft neon glow of the diner, Max couldn’t be mistaken for anyone else’s brother, with his (Y/H/C) hair falling in his (Y/E/C) eyes, he was (Y/N). Minus the criminal record.

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Feelings (Fred Weasley x reader)

Word Count: 1,000

ok satan, thanks for requesting one that i can relate to.)

“Hey Y/N!” Fred shouted across the great hall. He was jogging over to take a seat by you, which caused you to blush and look towards Ron awkwardly. “Okay okay so, I have all these tests to study for and I was wondering, since you’re so smart and stuff, if you would like help me?”

“Of course, Fred.” You nodded, looking back at the tall ginger. He smiled at you widely and you smiled back. You turned and reached towards a piece of bacon that had appeared on the table and took a small bite out of it. “So when do you want to study?”

“I was thinking we could do it in the common room tonight when no ones there. I could set up the fire and some blankets and stuff.” He explained, watching your unchanging expression as you grabbed another piece of bacon.

“That sounds okay to me, I guess.” You said, looking down at your watch. “I’m so sorry, I’ve got a private lesson with Snape today for my advanced potions classes.”

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SORRY I TOOK SO LONG WITH THIS DHSAFHLAHFLAFNHKLA

Tagged by @psalm-onethirtynine!! Thank you so much! =D

Rules:
Always post the rules
Answer the question given to you
Write 11 questions of your own
Tag 11 people

Did you laugh today? If so, what made you laugh? The kittens being outside for the first time, also a post or two I saw today and an ep of a cartoon I like. XD

What is the funniest thing that you have ever seen irl? (just say whatever comes to mind) Ummmm pbbblltttt I’m sorry, I’m having a hard time thinking of something right now. 8P

What’s your stance on the “wot in tarnation” meme? Pretty good, it mostly gets funnier the more I see it. XDD (Also, it is so much better than the dress meme.)

Who is your current fictional character crush? Don’t have one, but I had a crush on Miles Tails Prower for a long time growing up. xD;;

Celebrity crush? Again, don’t have one.

What is the background on the device you’re on right now?

I’m on my desktop pc right now, does this count?

Who is your biggest hero? I… guess I never thought about it so much? But if I had to choose someone, I’d probably say my mom. She’s one of the most important people in the world to me. <3 <3

Who is your biggest letdown? Idk tbh, sorry. :/

What was the last dream you had? I can never remember my dreams (unless it was a bad one). XP

If the last song that you listened to was made into a show, what would it be about? Let’s see, the last song I listened to was… Oh! It was Still Rock and Roll To Me by Billy Joel, which is actually pretty perfect for a cartoon I wanna create called The Anachronist. XDDDD

What is the story you want to hear right now (from a movie, book, show, etc) This is a very cool, interesting question, but I don’t have an answer, I’m sorry. xD;;;

Alright, time to come up with some questions.

1. What’s your favorite kind of dog or cat?

2. Chinese food or Mexican food?

3. Least favorite color?

4. Favorite cartoon/s?

5. Favorite underrated book/movie/show/etc?

6. Would you rather have one wish that you can use for anything, or lots of luck, but it can only bring you small good things?

7. Coffee, tea, or other?

8. Would you rather want to fly as high up as you want, or swim to the ocean floor?

9. Favorite potato-based food? (Fries, tots, gnocchi, etc.)

10. Favorite kind of rock?

11. Headphones or earbuds?

I’mma tag @john-silver33, @savannahsdrabbles, @starfiretheninja, @rosyoreo, @pixelpoff, @wanderingnova24, @proseandsongs, @springbon-t, anddddddddddd, it’s not 11 people, but I think that’s all I’m gonna tag. xD;;

Reader X TFW

Request: Hello!! I adore your writing do much! So I have a request. Could you please do an imagine where the reader is afraid of the dark and the power goes out so dean and Sam and Cas have to comfort her? That would be so awesome!! :)

Request: Can you do a fic where you are playing Cards Against Humanity with Team Free Will and you are like there little sister like early teens. And sometimes Cass doesn’t understand what something’s mean and if things get a little to inappropriate Dean try’s to make you cover your ears.

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@rockdownu

This is legit the funniest reply I’ve ever gotten why did you even go on anon when you were just gonna do this

I took 3 seconds to scroll down your blog and I saw 2 posts saying that Joseph turning out to be a cult leader and demon wasn’t homophobic so I’m going to explain to you why it is, even tho you’re probably going to pull this shit again.

Gay men, and additionally gay sex, are demonized by Christianity, they call us demons, unholy, tell us we’re going to hell, etc.

Joseph turning out to be a demon that uses the other dads for sex is literally a stereotype. Gay men are stereotyped as predatory. Male villains are often gay coded. Making us into demons, is homophobic.

It’s not that it’s just a bad ending. All dating sims have a bad ending and that’s fine, but this is bullshit. It was marketed as a lighthearted, fun and happy game for gay men, a chance to feel normal and be a dad which isn’t an option for most of us.

But it turned out that Joseph is a cult leader that feeds off the other dads suffering, and effectively keeps them single and miserable forever. That ruins the WHOLE GAME. That’s bad writing and fucking despicable!

Tl;dr piss your pants

anonymous asked:

my boyfriend is sick with a nasty lung infection right now (not in the hospital, but I took him a couple days ago) and he has a really high fever and right now he's asleep and sleep talking about politics and it's the funniest thing ever. he's been calling donald trump a "racist fuckwad douchebag" for the last five minutes

I have been putting off answering this just because I like to re-read it and laugh lol. Thanks for sharing!

My experience at the Chloe and Christi meet and greet on the 12th of September 2014

I was a VIP. I was the first one to arrive at the venue, so I was just sitting down drinking Hot Chocolate and who’s sitting next to me, Chloe and Christi!
I said hello and they said it back, and Chloe said “thanks for coming”. They were so sweet! Chloe was drinking hot chocolate and eating a muffin :’) Christi wasn’t wearing make up, and she was wearing a tracksuit, so I barely recognised her! After a while more people came and a group of screaming fans ran up to them asking for selfies but Christi said “no, sorry” because she wasn’t wearing makeup. You could see it made Chloe and Christi uncomfortable, and I get the girls were excited to see them but I think they could be a bit more considerate that they’re real people!
When I was finished I went to line up and I was first in line! Diane, Kara (Chloe’s aunt) Kelly (Their old next door neighbour) and started setting up the merchandise table and check in desk then, so I got a picture with Diane. We went in then, and since I was VIP, I got a signed bag, Sharkcookie picture and wristband. I bought some raffle tickets and merchandise also. I went in the aisle seat of the front row (I know usually it’s best to sit mid way as they walk up and down but the way the room was set, I just thought it’d be best, and it ended up being perfect!) We then did the Q&A and Trivia. Trivia went great and I was the only one to know most of the answers so that was cool. Christi stood next to me for practically the whole thing, so we took lots of selfies together and she was hilarious! She kept doing the funniest poses! The general admission left then. Chloe and Christi came back in and we did a bit more Q&A. The VIP was great because there was only about 20 of us so we were talking really casually and one on one. At one point Chloe was mocking her neighbour and she used me to explain, so she put her hands on my knees and her face literally 2cm away from mine and I died a little. We then did the pictures and signing, and it was really cool because there was so little of us, we all got to talk to them one on one for like 5 minutes each and we all got as many things signed as we wanted and as many pictures as we wanted. Overall I had an amazing day! I don’t know why people always say Chloe is shy at meet and greets because she wasn’t at all! She was really chatty and excited and talked just as much, if not more than Christi! They were both the sweetest and kindest people ever!

Also, my friend went to the later session and she told me, Paige rang Chloe during it and Paige was on loud speaker and talking to all the fans! I’m so jealous!


Sorry this took so long to post!