Uhhuhhmmm ok no offense to the drake lovers I guess but i would LOVE for u to post a drake rant like ..... yes sis....... let's drag him
Okay Anon, you asked for it
who am I kidding, I’ve been DYING to make this post, I just waited for the TRR 2 launch to be extra petty:
- we thought Jake was rude at the start of ES? Bich guess again, Drake totally left my favourite pilot in the dust.
- he’s a whiny little bitch & no one can tell me otherwise (remember when he complained about free food?)
- he’s a shitty friend to Maxwell from literally the start when MC tell him that Maxwell is nice he replies “you don’t know him like I do” or some shit like that. Honey, I don’t wanna know him like you do because you’re the only person who could make a cinnamon roll like Maxwell sound like a wanker.
aslo, I wanna fuck Maxwell, can we fuck Maxwell on TRR 2? We’ll have to see.
- Shitty friend to Liam as well ‘cause our beautiful boy out here tryna fall in love in like a month and Drake comes and flirts with the woman he knows his best friend is in love with???? bitch what kind of best friend are you
a shitty one that’s the kind of friend you are
- Also, I’m salty af about the fact that for Liam/Maxwell/Hana to even breathe in the same room as me I gotta be idk fuckin naked in there but if I choose to be even the tiniest bit nice to Drake I get a romance point
I DON’T WANT THE ROMANCE POINT WITH HIM WHAT THE FUCK
- THIS BITCH NEVER ONCE WORE STH DIFFERENT EXCEPT FOR THE CORONATION AND EVEN WHEN I SHOW UP IN THE BLOODY BLUEBELL HE TELLS ME I HAVE CHANGED?? BITCH THE FUCK, YOU NEVER EVEN KNEW ME.
- HOW MANY TIMES IS THIS BITCH GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE NOBLES.
- May I point out that Hana, goddess and literally the person who invented kindness and anti-pettiness, feels sorry for Drake? That’s how much of a whiny bitch he actually is