i just thought it would look nice

In Memory of Carrie Fisher: Princess Leia Roleplaying Sentence Starters
  • "Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, Nerf-herder!"
  • " Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."
  • " I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee."
  • "I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain."
  • "Well, I guess you don't know everything about women yet."
  • "I hope you know what you're doing."
  • "You don't have to do this to impress me."
  • "Would it help if I got out and pushed?"
  • "I happen to like nice men."
  • " Stop that. My hands are dirty."
  • " I am not a committee!"
  • " I thought you knew this person."
  • " I have a bad feeling about this."
  • " We're going to get pulverized if we stay out here much longer."
  • "Some day you're gonna be wrong, I just hope I'm there to see it."
  • "You certainly have a way with people..."
  • "I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you, okay?"
  • "Someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, fly boy."
  • "I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board."
  • "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
  • " It's a wonder you're still alive."
  • "Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?"
  • "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
  • "You needn't worry about your reward. If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive."
  • "Your friend is quite the mercenary. I wonder if he really cares about anything. Or anybody."
  • "They let us go. It was the only reason for the ease of our escape."
  • "I knew there was more to you than money.
  • "Put that thing away, you're gonna get us all killed!"
  • "Looks like you've managed to cut off our only escape route."
  • "This is some rescue! You came in here, but didn't you have a plan for getting out?"
  • "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?"
  • "Who have they found to pull that off?"
  • "You know, no matter how much we fought I've always hated watching you leave.
  • "You think I want to forget him? I want him back."

  ‘start an argument’ starters

  • what in the world is this!?
  • i thought i was clear!
  • this is why we can’t have nice things!
  • do you understand the damage you’ve done here!?
  • there’s no coming back from this, ever!
  • get away from me!
  • i can’t believe you would do this to me!
  • i’m not talking about this ANY more.
  • i can’t believe you lied to me… again!
  • no! just leave me alone!
  • i’ve never been more angry at you in my entire life!
  • did you seriously think this would be okay?
  • forget it!
  • i can’t even look at you right now!
  • i think you should go.
  • i can’t believe you’d do this to me…
  • you were flirting with them!
  • was it worth it?
  • i can’t do this anymore!
  • you need to pull yourself together.
  • i don’t believe you.
  • how am i supposed to trust you now?

2016-2017 Figure Skating Season’s Best Scores (as of March 19th, 2017):

  • SP: Yuzuru Hanyu, Let’s Go Crazy, GP Final 2016: 106.53
  • FS: Yuzuru Hanyu, Hope and Legacy, 4CC 2017: 206.67

As the World Figure Skating Championships, aka Hellsinki 2017, is just around the corner, I thought it would be nice to look back and appreciate these two stunning performances.

Note: my choice of representation for the PCS is obviously, completely, arbitrary. Sorry not sorry.

Random gratuitous K&C gif cuz Yuzu + Pooh + Brian is way too cute not to gif:

“girlfriend? no not really my area”
“theres all sorts round here”
“for you and for your date”
“may we expect a happy announcement”
“just once would have been nice” “i was waiting til we got married” “that was never gonna happen” “yeah”
“i know what kind of man you are”
“the fairer sex is your department”
“youre the expert on women”
“you repel me”
“what happened to the lipstick? i thought it was a big improvement. your mouth’s too..small now”
“something in the media going by the frankly ALARMING shade of pink”
“look at her hair! she color coordinates her lipstick and her shoes, shed never leave anywhere looking like that”
“gay. i mean, hey”
“this is just losing”

Nice try, Malfoy
  • draco: you know what granger?
  • hermione: what do you want now malfoy?
  • draco: my father told me i can have anything i want in my life because i was a malfoy
  • hermione: i dont want to know any more about your selfishness malf-
  • draco: but then i realized it was all a lie
  • hermione: is there a point in this? you're seriously wasting my-
  • draco: i knew it was a lie because when i saw you, i wanted you but i never had you *stares intensely into her eyes*
  • hermione: *looks intently at him* nice try malfoy. no, i wont let you copy off of my potions essay. now will you please let me read in peace?
  • draco: dammit! i thought it would work. please? just this one time??
  • blaise: dammit guys, i thought that was for real
  • blaise: *cries silently in the corner because he ships dramione and was given false hope*

tbh Henry is sketchy as all hell but that is precisely why i adoRE HIM.


but real talk: it makes me incredibly happy that we actually get to see his eyes opened in Heroes. they’re gorgeous. what did we do to deserve this? bless.

anyways yeah. so Henry is incredibly sketchy…but…also rlly sweet? like. sure he and his crows will casually tear people limb from limb. but then they would prob just as quickly make you a bouquet out of the limbs?

wow how nice and thoughtful. A+++ Henry. we love u. bless u.

anonymous asked:

Hello!!! I'm a really big Bakushima shipper, and I'm always looking for more quality content 👌🏻 and uhhh I was wondering if you could draw a little cute something with them? If you're busy or gonna wait for BakushimaWeek then that's okay but I thought I would just ask :D have a nice day!

Hi there!~ I’m not sure about quality content as you can see I’m only started to draw for bnha here, but I’ll be better soon :>

And for now here’s AU with punk!Bakugou and hippie!Kirishima. Kiri’s trying to teach Bakugou peace, love and happiness so good luck precious boy!

so i dont know if you guys know but there was a labyrinth manga

its about the baby that jareth kidnaps when hes grown up

i thought it would be really shitty but i was surprised when i saw the cover art

this is the cover art:

looks really nice right?

well this is what the actual comic looks like:

fucking jareth looks like a knockoff dio brando

anyways i thought id just share this beautiful treasure with all of you

Instagram/ tumblr There was a time I was walking to varsity, I was feeling all pretty and stuff with my black tight knee high dress, black shades and a black shevhone coat . As I walking my thighs began to rub against each other . It just brought memories of how I use to be so self conscious about then . How it I used want to die ( not literally) because the rubbing would make inner thighs dark, or a would get a little blister. I use to look at my skinny friends and wonder how is it like not to have your thighs wanting to make out with everytime I wanted to take a walk , I wondered how nice is it to wear swimming costumes and shorts and not be conscious. Thinking back it’s understandable why I thought that way , I was in primary school about to go to high school. In my head I had to be thin to be perfect in the eyes of society and myself. Perfect face , Boobs, Thighs , Legs everything. Now my mindset is so different because I have excepted that I’m not perfect, I have imperfections. No one is perfect. Once you realize that , life becomes easier when you realize that being perfect is a myth and your imperfections are the reality. You make your imperfections perfect in YOUR eyes.

so, i noticed that my human bill turned a year old this month (ayy same birth-month!) so I thought it would be funny and interesting to compare him to the first real drawing I ever made of him (theres more but they are all sketches and TERRIBLE) and OH BOY CHECK THIS OUT the guy changed a lot! I love it tho, it’s a good change and he went through a lot of that but I’m super at peace with where he is right now. I really wanna draw my AU as a comic now.

What if...

There was this little Jackaboy plushie that could read your mind, and every time you had a bad thought about yourself it would just activate and say positive, nice things.

  • “HEY! You look so beautiful/handsome today! But that’s normal so I shouldn’t be surprised.”
  • “Don’t listen to those nasty thoughts. It’s those damn dirty BADGERS, let me at ‘em!”
  • “You deserve all the love in the world. Come here and give me a HUUUG!”
  • “I know you feel awful/empty/alone, but I also know that you’ll get through it. There’s so much more to life than this moment.”
  • “It’s not your fault.”
  • “Please don’t think that way, you’re doing your best.”

Or even just those little reminders or tips:

  • “When’s the last time you ate something/drank water?
  • “Don’t forget your pills.”
  • “Take care of your body. Take a shower, change into fresh clothes, and go to bed early tonight.”
  • “Try going outside and feeling the warmth of the sun on your face. That feeling is just for you, the sun rose just for you to feel that warmth.”

We all know Jack cares about us. Imagine how he would feel if you didn’t care for yourself. 

Originally posted by justchasingghosts


48-50/? preseries screencaps

263 AC  ♛  “My father insists on attending.  Insists!” Taking the chair beside the king, Tywin leaned back with his boots stretched out in front of him and signaled for wine. 

“I would not have thought him capable,” Aerys confessed, adjusting his crown as it threatened to topple.  Though he had worn it for nearly a year, the heavy circlet of red gold still did not rest easily upon his brow.  

“Making a mockery of me and mine is my father’s sole talent. He would not miss my wedding for the world, or so he claims.” 

Aerys voiced his sympathy.  “Does she know?” 

“Not yet.” Tywin studied the women shaded by a silken canopy as they took their midday meal. One of them, at least. “My betrothed is already marshaling an army of porters, seamstresses, and confectioners. Had we had such numbers on the Stepstones, Maelys would have been defeated within a month. She will be crestfallen when she learns Tytos the Tame shall play the host.  At least he has finally tired of his milk cow. I suppose I should kneel and thank the gods we shall be spared her presence.” Tywin swirled his wine and took a deep draft.

“I could preside over the feast,” Aerys said quietly, not looking at his Hand.  “Tytos would give way before his king.”

Tywin’s surprise quickly turned to pleasure.  “Thank you, my friend.”  He returned his gaze to the queen’s companions.  “Joanna will not be disappointed.”

Gabriella Wilde as Joanna Lannister  ♥  Toby Regbo as Tywin Lannister  ♛  Christian Lees as Aerys Targaryen  ♥  Tamzin Merchant as Rhaella Targaryen

  • Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way. 
  • I can’t believe this guy. I throw everything I’ve got at him, and it doesn’t even…
  • What… are… those?
  • Um, I don’t know. I-I thought they looked kinda dashing.
  • Aren’t you… a damsel in distress?
  • I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.
  • Well, they’re just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are you gonna do?
  • He’s not gonna be happy when he gets outta there.
  • You mean, *if* he gets outta there.
  • Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are. They think “No” means “Yes” and “Get lost” means “Take me, I’m yours.”
  • You know, wh-when I was a kid, I-I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else.
  • You wanted to be petty and dishonest?
  • I’m a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.
  • I don’t know. Um, maybe we owe him money?
  • So you took care of him, huh? “Dead as a doornail.” Weren’t those your *exact* words?
  • Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?
  • People do crazy things… when they’re in love.
  • Okay, fine, fine. I’m cool. I’m fine.
  • You were willing to give your life to rescue this young woman.
  • For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.
  • ____, when I’m with you, I-I don’t feel so alone.
  • Is Wonderboy here for real?
  • So, can’t. Love to, but can’t.
  • Look, I learned my lesson, okay?
  • Thanks for everything, ___. It’s been a real slice.
  • He’s gotta have a weakness, because everybody’s got a weakness
  • Ohhhhh, at least out loud I won’t say I’m in love.
  • People are… are gonna get hurt, aren’t they?
  • Nah. I mean, it’s, you know, it’s a possibility.
  • Ah, but dreams are for rookies, kid. A guy can only take so much disappointment.
  • Aren’t we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?
  • Honey, you mean “Hunk-ules!” Ooh, I’d like to make some sweet music with him.
  • How sentimental. You know, I haven’t been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat.
  • We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on.
  • You might feel just a little queasy. It’s kinda natural. Maybe you should… sit down!
  • Now you now how it feels to be like everyone else. Isn’t it just peachy?
  • It looks better that way. No, it really does.
  • *I’ve* been captured! Whoa. Hey, watch the glasses.
  • It’s all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.
  • Aw, how cute. A couple of rodents lookin’ for a theme park.
  • I’ll be fine. Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery. 

Time for another Fic Rec (January Edition). So these are the fics that I’ve read this month! A great month filled with great fics!! I’m sorry if you are not on this list- with my schedule, it’s just not possible for me to read everything. 

If you want to make sure that I read your fic, you can tag me or put my url (u-snavi) in your tags! I also go through the Hamilton x Reader tag bc it makes it easier instead of looking through individual character x reader one by one. 

Also, I made gifs for the earlier fics I added to my list bc I thought it would be nice, but the list grew too numerous… I’m real sorry about that! 

Alexander Hamilton x Reader

Nervous Tick by @p-dot-hamilton

I have a nervous tick, and my parents HATES it when I do it. Like, my mom never yelled at me, but my dad did. This was so cute though! I like that compromise at the end! Great job, friend! 

When You Had the Chance by @sincerelydaveed

Angst? Sign me up! This was amazing- I love how you turned the idea / premise of Alex’s infidelity and made it original to the character, but still managed to keep the sentiment there- the emotions that the two characters felt, and also the reader’s emotions.  Awesome job, friend! 

Common Questions by @iamnotthrowingawaymyshit

Love it! This was really good, and it took a very unique approach to a Blind!Reader!! I really enjoyed it! I love the relationship between the Reader and the HamilSquad too! It’s really natural, and not forced- I really appreciate that you can write their relationship like that. Great job, friend! 

Lafayette x Reader

Come With Me (Pt 2) by @smilemoreimagines

Laf smut. SWEET LAF SMUT. I’m crying- this was so precious. Just so freaking sweet! And very well written!! I appreciate the fact that you didn’t make this a modern AU, and took the time to describe the different garments! Bravo, friend. 

Running Out of Time by @saynotofics

Honestly, this hit too close to home for me. If anyone is planning to read this, please read the trigger warning! I’m glad you decided to write this though, friend. Really well written, and defs very realistic, and emotional. You captured the feelings quite well. Good job, friend! 

At Ease by @a-schuylerr

Kidnapping?? Whoa whoa whoa! So good!! Seriously, how are you SUCH a good writer?!?! This is amazing! I love it! The description of this fic was phenomenal- seriously, I felt so tense reading this bc of how real it felt. Amazing job, friend! 

The Little Things by @a-schuylerr

I’m 4′9. This is my favourite prompt. Laf being a tol sweetheart- can things can any better? Apparently, yes. With kisses. So cute and fluffy! Awesome job, friend!  

Not Ready by @iwrotemywayto-revolution

I’m neutral with the whole soulmate au. It can be very well written, or could use a little improvement. But I love how realistic this was- not everyone will be ready to meet the love of their life (especially not irl). This was very well written! Great job, friend! 

Coming Over by @a-blog-of-hamilton-and-writing

Wow. Okay. This was very much needed comfort. I just need a Laf that would come over, or actually just a place where people can come over ahaha. So sweet! I love it! Awesome job, friend! 

Unfaithful: Untruthful (2) by @hamilton-imaginebuddies

I. Hate. Cheaters. I’m not gonna lie, cheating just grates… More than it should seeing as I’ve never even dated anyone, let alone be cheated on. But I can see what it does to people. It’s not good. But onto Laf! So precious!  I love how he let the reader take charge of the relationship, making sure he doesn’t overstep boundaries!! Great job, friend!

A Year of Memories by @imagine-the-fluff

New Year flufffff!! I love it! So precious- there’s really no other words to describe it! Just tooth-rotting fluff, and I absolutely adore! Thank you for making my New Year so much more fluffier! Awesome job, friend! 

Thomas Jefferson x Reader

Apologies by @hamilcronarmageddon

As someone who grew up with parents who NEVER apologized- this hit too close to home. Thank you for writing this! I think it’s important for people to know that this is a toxic relationship that is not healthy!! Good job, friend! 

A Natural by @theholycakehole

/Cries BABIESSSS!! Omg this was too precious. T.Jeffs being so good with babies, and Alex being so frightened is just too cute. I love it! So fluffy and nice! Awesome job, friend! 

Alone on New Year’s Eve by @whatdimissmotherfuckers

I’m always very wary of office au involving T.Jeffs bc sometimes he’s written as this horrible, creepy, borderline-someone-fire-this-dude-for-sexual-harassment, but you’ve written him very well! So sweet, and really natural. I really like that. Great job, friend! 

John Laurens x Reader

Future by @hamilsontrash

I love the idea of John writing a letter to his future self!! SO. FREAKING. CUTE!! I’m just not over the letter idea bc I love writing to myself for future me to read- just the best way to commemorate the year. Such a great fluffy fic! Great job, friend!!

Phillip Hamilton x Reader

Life in Pieces by @mydearesttheodosia

I love angst. I love angst with Phillip. This was just so amazingly written. And Poet!Phillip?? GENIUS!! My heart physically sank when I read that last line- the PAIN!! So good! Great job, friend! 

George Washington x Reader

Assumptions by @wrotemywayoutimagines

DEAD. I’m DEAD. First of all, PROTECTIVE!GEORGE with a soft spot for his spouse is just my favourite George!! And that ending though- Hamilton defs winning brownie points from G.Wash! This is awesome! Great fic, friend! 

HamilSquad x Reader

What Would I Do Without You? by @writeyourwayoutofhell

First of all, catcallers… UGH. I totes get the feeling of freezing up when people do that, and you are not. weak. because. of. that. It’s natural for you to be scared! I wish for a HamilSquad for everyone! Such a cute fluff! Amazing job, friend! 

We’ll Give the World to You Pt 2 by @a-schuylerr

Honestly, I don’t read a lot of Hamilfic series, but I checked this one out, and I fell in love! This is so great, but Pt 2 is my favourite- meeting the HamilSquad was just so adorably written. Awesome job, friend!  

King George III x Reader

My Queen by @insane-hamilton-imagines

YES! This was so well written, and I’m such a sucker for these wedding cliché! Wonderful job, friend! 


Sherlock made a quick call to Angelo’s. From the level of noise I could hear in the background the place must be packed. Yet he managed to get them a table.

Now they are both getting ready to go out. John even went upstairs to put on a nice shirt. (Sherlock was already wearing one, otherwise I am sure he would have done the same). I think I can even smell a hint of aftershave.

I don’t believe this. Am I the only self-reflective person in this room? Has everyone else lost their collective minds?


Originally posted by twocandles

What do they even THINK they are doing? I just…I mean…HOW do they justify this kind of behaviour to themselves? How…I just can’t.

Originally posted by twocandles

No one can be this blind. Right?

I think John just had the same thought when he found Sherlock looking at him. He quickly averted his eyes and cleared his throat and he hasn’t stopped fiddling with his tie ever since.

J: You know what, this is ridiculous.

He is looking at a spot on the carpet now, hand going up to scratch his head in what can only be described as bashfulness.

S: What is?

J: This!

He gestures at his own appearance and shakes his head.

J: You know what? I’ll be back in a second. I’m just gonna get changed.

Sherlock looks utterly bewildered.

S: But you just did.

J: I…I know, just, I’ll be back a minute.

S: But…

John is already up the steps before Sherlock can get another word out.

S: But I liked the shirt…

Someone save me and them from themselves.

anonymous asked:

Could you do the rfa+minor trio with an MAC who really likes cars??

A/N: Sometimes i wish i would have taken another year of auto body in high school but i didnt *sigh* also i have a huge lady boner for classic cars so idk if i’ll play on that sorry not sorry ~Admin 404


           -Knows nothing about cars, new or old

           -But he’s seen you and Saeyoung talk about some of his cars and you seemed so passionate about it!

           -He really just wanted to impress you, and like the same things as you!

           -So he literally pulls out a random car manual when you come around the next time

           -“Ah, I see! That’s a really nice looking…. trans…mission. And wow would you look at those… uh… *Brings book closer to face* …windshield wipers.”

           - yoosung what even

           -“I’m sorry!! You just look really happy when you talk about cars with Saeyoung and I just thought maybe you’d like me more if I knew cars but I really have no interest in them at all! Look at how complicated they are!! WHAT DOES A TRANSMISSION EVEN DO???”

           -He throws the book down onto the table, his face following close behind it

           -You run your hand through his hair and when you laugh he shoots his head back up to look at you

           -“Yoosung, you don’t have to be into cars like I am for me to like you?? Just be yourself, ya big dork! I like you for your animal-loving, LOLOL-playing self<3” and i swear to god he turned to putty in your hands. Completely attached himself to you for the rest of the day but it was honestly kinda cute???


           -You’re into cars??? He’s into bikes!!!

           -While he thought that would be amazing, he was wrong

           -The two of you have very strong feelings on which is better

           -“Just try driving my car once! ONCE! It’ll be fine!”


           -So he tried driving your car in an empty parking lot. He killed it. Multiple times


           -He doesn’t like it

           -Prefers the two of you take his bike instead unless you’re driving the car

           -“But MC! You look really hot on my bike! Are you sure you want to take the car? What do you mean you love the car? But not as much as me though, right? Right?? MC!”


           -Here’s the extent of Jaehee’s car knowledge: Something feels wrong with car –> Take car to auto shop

           -Okay I’m not giving her enough credit, I’m sure she knows how to change her oil and at least how to change a tire

           -When the two of you are talking about interests and you mentioned cars, she’s internally cheering


           -She really likes learning though, so she asks you to help her learn different aspects of the engine, and how to do a few quick fixes

           -Watched you change one of her headlights once and spent hours trying to change the other one on her own

           -Denied all offers for help, she wanted to LEARN on her OWN, GET AWAY FROM ME MC

           -Once she got it, you praised her like crazy and she felt great?? Like she learned how to fix something and you’re giving her all this recognition and just, it’s an amazing feeling

           -Always out there to help you fix something, one time she brought a notepad and some pens and took notes

           - shes so cute omg


           -“MC, get in your car. I have a date planned for us- I’ll drive”

           -“Stay the fuck away from of my car”

           -He’ll try to buy you literally ANY car you want

           -Old, new, restored, a fixer-upper, whatever you want

           -Pouts every time you won’t let him drive them though


           -So he tries to spoil you with the newest and coolest car parts

           -That new engine you’ve been eyeing? He’ll get it for you. Fuck, he’ll get you SEVEN of them

           -He actually really admires your love for cars though?? Like he lowkey wishes he knew how to do something so hands-on and mechanical

           -When you’re under one of your cars on a dolly (and he’s sure that you won’t get hurt), he’ll push the dolly out from under the other side of the car and pretend he didn’t see you there and practically bug you for attention because you’ve been under there all day



           -The first time he sent a photo of his babies to you, you freaked out

           -You started naming them, spitting out their stats left and right, ranking which one you thought was the best and which one wasn’t as good as the rest


           -The two of you go for rides at least once a day

           -The two of you are always spoiling them. Always buying a ton of accessories, washing them- he’s caught you hugging some of them lovingly once totally did not join you

           -Saeran has found the two of you sleeping in a few of them sometimes

           -Y'all communicate by honking sometimes. Completely pisses Saeran off. Then the two of you just honk every time he tries to tell you off. Saeyoung thinks it’s the funniest thing but his brother vows to get back at the two of you

           -“Let’s take this one today!” “Are you kidding???? No!! This one needs more love!” “SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT”

           -He seriously has to get you your own garage down the road though because your love for cars rivals his


           -Your passion is what really gets him in all honesty

           -The way your face lights up, the sparkle in your eyes, he just loves it all so much, MC


           -“Pose on top of that car”

           -“You want me to what?”

           -He takes amazing photos of your babies so you can frame them and show them off (when you aren’t driving them)

           -But he also takes those sexy car model-type photos of you and the cars so he can keep them for himself

           -What did you expect MC? You’re amazing, and so are your cars, he wants the two to intermingle

           -Also has tons of photos of you with a dirty face after working on your babies because you’re just! So! Cute!

           -He’ll put the camera down to help you every now and then though! You want a wrench! He’ll hand it to you! v sweetheart that’s the wrong tool, i need that one. no not that one. yes that one. no not that size


           -Oh no

           -You’ve got a car obsession like his brother? Shit.

           -He’s been sucked into races between you and his brother and he hATES THE BOTH OF YOU


           - says he hates the both of you for racing but the adrenaline rush actually hits him pretty hard, he likes it

           -There have been times that he has to physically pry you off of your car because you’ve been clinging to it

           -If you’re working on something under the hood, he’ll mess with you by honking the horn

           -“IT WASN’T ME. Maybe you touched something!! Don’t fuck up the car!” you lil bitch i know i didn’t touch anything

           -He does admit that some of the classic cars are his favourite to look at. Like a 1967 Chevy Impala? BEAUTIFUL. 1971 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am? Y E S

           - mc lets fuck in every single one of your backseats


(Robb x Reader)

prompt:  You drive a massive SUV and steal my parking spot all the time and I was just heading out to leave a strongly worded note under your windshield wiper but oh no you’re hot AU

@nekodemon73 @kumpmk

You thought of yourself as a nice and relaxed person, you really did but some people tested your patience to the limit.  
After waking up this morning, your mood gradually slithered downwards until you arrived at work, already late, only to find your parking spot half occupied by the massive SUV that was there every time. Any other day and you’d probably would havelet it slide and just looked for another free spot but not today. Oh no.  
You get out of the car and angrily star scribbling words on a crumpled up paper you found somewhere in your car. The message wasn’t nice, not at all and it honestly felt good to get the anger off your chest for once.  
“Leaving a love letter for me?” You hear a voice and turn in it’s direction, fully intending to give the guy a piece of your mind. Though all coherent thinking was drowned in a ‘fuck he is super hot’ loop that was going on in your head.  
“Sorry wrong car.” You mumble and grip the note tighter, stepping back from his windshield wiper where you had planned to leave the note.  
He snatches the note out of your hand, something you hadn’t expected at all, so you don’t react in time to get it back.  
“According to this…” He reads the paper, his eyebrows slightly rising with every new word, “I’m a massive dick who steals your parking lot every morning. Followed by a few comparisons to…oh dear I certainly don’t want your shoes up there…”  
Hearing your words out loud, you got really embarrassed. Why did he have to be so good looking, why did he even have to show up at all? You weren’t good with confrontation or people. That’s why you were going to leave a note in the first place. But no, not today. This day really sucked and got worse by the minute.  
“Your car is standing in the middle of two parking spots.” You simply state, not sure what to say to him.  
“I’m Robb.” He smiles while you frown at him.  
“And…I know that I’m standing in the middle of two parking spots because I did it on purpose.”  
“What the hell?” Your previous sympathy for him just jumped out of the window and died hitting the ground with a loud splashing sound. Doing it on accident was one thing but with the full intent of pissing someone off deliberately was another.  
“Honestly? I was wondering how long it would take you to snap.” He makes a smug face, smirking at you, “I wouldn’t have had that much patience.”  
“You know what? You are indeed a massive dick!” You turn 'round and stomp back to your own car, angrier than before.  
“Will you go on a date with me?”  
“Looking at the situation now I probably should have tried another way to get you to talk to me but…since we’re already at it. Will you?”  
“I…uhm…” Did you just get asked out on a date by the guy you insulted only moments ago? You flush a bright red colour, not able to get a sentence out without stuttering like an idiot, “I…guess.”  
“I’ll just take that as a yes.” He hands you the note back, his number written on the back before he givesyou a wink and is gone as abruptly as he came.  
Maybe your day was going to be fine after all.