i just think this pic is funny

anonymous asked:

i just realised jungkook would look up to see jin feeding jimin i mean he didnt do anything but when jin was cutting the steak jungkook would happily eat his ramen but when jin was feeding jimin he would look at it (twice may i add) hahaha probs making sure jin doesnt do anything else to jimin 👀👀

honestly im jungkook in that last pic. he’s literally sitting there like “um…. what do u think ur doing feeding my mans????” 

(tbh tho i love jin/min/kook as a trio so much okay theyre literally so funny together i can’t) 

If you follow me already then you’ll know that when I’m bored (which is all the time tbh) I watch BTS videos and take screenshots and post them bc I don’t have better things to do 

Taetae aka Tae the bae

He was being so rude (as usual) I couldn’t get funny screenshots bc he was winking, biting his lips and sticking out his tongue the whole freaking performance…#somebodycollecthimplz

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Park Jimin aka mochi aka pink Jimin

Looks like someone just punched him lol

I mean his hair still looks flawless 

Chim needs to chill down 

Me running away from my problems and responsibilities 

No comment. Still my bias-wrecker tho

Nothing’s wrong with this pic he just looked so cool 

Jimin when he sees someone talking/touching Jungkook

The last one

Jeon Jungkook aka living meme aka international playboy aka fuckboy

...he got a bit too excited while dancing

tbh this is like a normal pic of him

Making those “fuckboy” faces he always do while doing literally anything…

But seriously tho, I think Jungkook stans only watches this “Not today” fancam bc..

I bet that BTS stylists is getting an award soon from armys, or more specifically Kookie’s stans

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*watching movie, finding material for SDM*

*watches Daphne hold onto bridge*

*watches Daphne grab something out of her purse before it falls into the waterfall*

Me: “…um? Daphne? I really don’t think this is the time for a smoke, it’s– wait, why does  a children’s movie have ci–”

Me: “OHHHHHHHHHHHHH, it’s floss! That’s a relief, it totally looked li–…”

*thinks for a second*

Me: “…wait, do women just carry an extra-large thing of floss with them everywhere they go?

→ nudes, not flowers (pt. 1)

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

☆ pairing → Hoseok x reader x Jungkook

☆ genre → fuckboi!au, smut 

warning  public sex, slight voyeurism/exhibitionism, dirty talk, dom!junghope, demeaning names during sex if you aren’t into that, jealousy

☆ word count   → 5.5k

summary   → you’re not supposed to fall for Jung Hoseok and his repertoire of awful pick-up lines – but you do. the problem is: he’s afraid of commitment, and bolts at the idea of settling down. you decide to stay far away from fuckboys, but his friend decides to test your new found resolutions

or : Jungkook wants to see how far he can push Hoseok until he snaps 

→  pt i | pt ii

a/n  → …. why tf did i do this to myself!!! (this is just smut that i had to split into two parts rip)
anyways tagging @kstopping @gxtsmxt @thotmi bc nothing says i love you like a junghope smut am i right



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“how can you like lazytown??”

“it’s meant for kids?? why do you like it so much???”

“i can’t believe you would like something so childish”

“i get liking it for nostalgic reasons, but come on how are you SO obsessed with lazytown??”

“it was just funny for the memes, the actual show isn’t entertaining at all”

“stop talking about lazytown, it’s really annoying”

2

but in all chaos there is calculation

shepard comparisons (me1 vs me2/3)

Dogs That Don’t Care About Personal Space

Cats have trouble respecting our personal space, but dogs are not much better – when they want your attention, they will TAKE it, even if it means barging into the bathroom or sitting on your face.

I will sit Here!

My friend Malamute thinks he is a Lap Dog.

She was yelling, “Auntie he is squishing me!“ I look back to find him completely content.

When you live just with your wife that must mean that you don’t have to lock the bathroom door, Right? WRONG!

My friend’s puppy just wanted to cuddle. The cat? Not so interested.

My Dad kept griping, “I don’t want a dog!“ This is how I find them napping.

My Great Dane thinks he is a parrot.

Sometimes she has problems recognizing personal space.

No sense of personal space.

No concept of personal space.

I know that in this frame, Gene Simmons is catching Scooby, but...

…I can’t help but think it looks like he’s about to see how high he can throw Scoob…

…and Paul Stanley is – very impatiently – waiting for him to do said throwing.

“I swear, I can’t take you anywhere… just throw the dang dog already! We don’t have all day, here.”

anonymous asked:

Tbh the first time I watched the bus bed scene I thought it was funny and supposed to look staged/like a joke. But when I saw that they were ACTUALLY filming and taking pics of Dan in the bunk to make it look real - that's when I got bitter lol. Not bc they would be sleeping apart, just because it's underestimating our intelligence. It would make a lot more sense to make the joke but still share the bed as friends or at least alternate, than think Phil would let Dan fuck up his back for 2 months

dumb men are dumb. no logic was put into the bed scene/bed pics 

Velma (and this movie’s creators) have no clue how photography works.

Now, I’m sure 99% of the world wouldn’t even notice, but being a professional photographer and all, this has been bugging me like crazy.

Does it actually matter at all?

No.

Am I still going to pick on the movie for it?

Oh, yes indeedy.

So, Velma’s sniping off shots of wildlife for Daphne’s clothes-designing gig, and found this weird bird.

Then, there’s a bright light, and we realize she’s using flash… 

…on a camera with a terrible little built-in flash that would barely work… 

…while in great light that such a flash would harm

…while at a distance too far for said flash to have any real effect…

…while trying to photograph a wild animal surreptitiously to remain undetected.

Look, improper flash usage is basically the cardinal sin of photography. Wipe that grin off your face, Velma – this is not ok, young lady.

The bird isn’t mad… just disappointed in you.

“C’mon, now… I expected more. I really did.”

And then, we learn she’s climbing up a tree, and is below the bird… but somehow is taking perfect horizontal views of it?

And when taken, those photos have no background, and the bird has a different wing coloration? 

Besides, what with having only one control button, I feel like Velma’s photographical options might be just a little limited. 

It’ll be a bit hard to shoot with, too, seeing as the viewfinder we saw on the front of the camera doesn’t connect to anything on the back.

So, uh… psst, Daphne? 

Just between us, when you got hired for this gig… I don’t think Velma was the best person to entrust with your professional media needs.

But then again, according to the movie – despite you never having done fashion design before – the company immediately gave you the job and an all-expenses-paid trip to Hawaii with your friends.

…what am I saying. At this point, you can clearly get away with just about anything. Go nuts!

anonymous asked:

can you explain why being an artist on tumblr is difficult? Because I really want to open my own art blog but I'm scared ;;, lov you

It’s been 1 year now that I post my drawings and I noticed some things so I’ll try to explain! Also I will only talk about the kpop fandom!

  • the lack of reblogs

This is the worst, and this mainly affects writers and fanartists (but writers are the most affected by this). People love to like, but they dislike to reblog, and that’s why new artists can work very very hard but never gets attention.

For example, a drawing can have 20 likes. If 3 people reblog it the drawing can gain +50 notes or even more, and just thanks to 3 reblogs. Only 3 reblogs. Reblogging means sharing! By reblogging, the artist gets more attention, meaning more people enjoying their drawings, meaning more confidence for the artist and more drawings etc… Without reblogs it’s impossible for the artists/writers to evolve. So they stop doing what they love and it’s really really sad.

I think the reason why people don’t like to reblog is because of the “blog aesthetic”. If I take a fic as an example, some people might think that this long paragraph isn’t going to look good on their blog. So they just like it. It’s the same for drawings. If the drawings doesnt fit the theme or the aesthetic of the blog they wont reblog it. That’s why I think editors are less affected by this (doesn’t mean that they aren’t affected by this at all). Because edits are pics/gifs of the boys, it’s not words or a drawings. 

  • tumblr users are picky

Before reblogging or liking something they need to enjoy the content. And damn boy thats even more difficult. So:

 It needs to be beautiful ofc, aesthetic is always great, it can be funny but not too weird or they wont reblog it but weird memes are ok. Tumblr users love ships, but you need to draw their ships like THEY want or they will report you for “offensive content: bich im sorry but when jikook have a date, jimin takes a BLACK COFFEE NOT A CAPPUCCINO, get it rite”. Realistic drawings are the best but if an eye is too much on the left, and by too much I mean 1 millimeter then it’s good for trash. Give them the aus: astronaut!jimin au, dora the explorer!yoongi au, potatowolf!jungkook etc… AND OFC DONT DO SOMETHING TOO ORIGINAL, THEY WONT LIKE IT.

Like do you see how  its hard to produce something that people will like? At the end of the day a majority of artists wont do something that they like. Mix that with the lack of reblog and it’s harder than fire choreography.

There’s also other reasons, like the lack of networks for fanarts. or because there’s a lack of help between artists (even if it’s getting way better now) or the fact that tags aren’t tags anymore and you can tag a “jimin smut” under a screenshot of a funny twitter post about Yoongi. 

If you want to begin an art blog, do it, and dont give up, it’s not because you’re not good, it’s because sometimes tumblr sucks. 

Yep, there’s a lot of problems who can’t really be solved. So if you see a fanart that you like, maybe try to reblog it. It won’t change your life, for sure, but it might change the life of the artist.

You guys have really no idea of how happy I am now….

I relate to Jughead so much in this scene, like… I hate loud and crowded places and that crazy party was just making me so mad that I was feeling bad just from the pics.

I feel like an old person sometimes, but I guess that’s really the truth behind being an introvert. We feel like we’re not making the same decisions as other people from our age do, and we even feel a bit guilty about that at first. It’s funny to think that a “"kid”“ would rather stay at home or in a quiet place, where they can really enjoy the time and pay attention to their surroundings instead of going out with a bunch of other children.

Personally, I love going to the movies. Whenever I have to go to the mall and I really have nothing important to do there, I make my way to the cinema and pray for the room to be as empty as possible. I love empty cinema rooms. They make me feel safe and they give me a good time. I don’t mind going alone- I even prefer that sometimes- and seeing this part of me being played on by my favorite characters is something that warms my heart.

He found someone who gets him. He found someone who’s willing to ditch a crazy party just so they could go catch the last session of the cinema. He found someone who understands him and who enjoys being around him.

And this is just too beautiful. They’re both so happy and I love this show even more now.

Thank you all the producers, directors, RAS, the cast and pretty much everyone involved for showing this moment. Honestly, thank you.

(Though that’s just my interpretation of the pic. I’m not even sure if that’s what they’ll be doing, but I felt like writing it. It was stuck in my throat for quite a long time already, actually…)

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…I can not believe that with my own two eyes I’m actually seeing Kai stopping Suho from touching Sehun while posing for a damn chicken ad.

BigBang Reaction #5 - They’re going through old posts on their crushes Instagram and accidentally like a really old picture

anon asked: GOT7, BTS, BIGBANG, and BLACKPINK when their insta-salking/facebook stalking their crush and they accidentally like a picture/post from months to a year ago please?? xD


Jiyong: “F***ING DA***T”

I think he’d just let out a long stream of curses before regaining his composure (he’d still be blushing a lil though, let’s be real) and sending them a flirty text so it seems like it was a move to get their attention instead of an accident

Originally posted by biggerthanbang

Seunghyun: *laughs hysterically at his own mistake*

“This will be either a funny story after we start dating or a really sad one when he/she calls me a creepy and runs away from me”

Originally posted by gtothetop8

Taeyang: *stares at his phone, frozen in place for a really, REALLY long time.*

*thinks* You idiot. How stupid do you have to be to like that post from two years ago… They’ll never like you now. You are so creepy. Why Taeyang…why…?

Originally posted by sushihairjiyong



Daesung: He would jump up from his seat screaming, scaring the other members as he shouts out what he just did

“HELP! YOU GUYS HELP! DELETE THE INTERNET! REVERSE TIME! I CAN’T HANDLE THIS! THEY KNOW I’M FUNNY-WEIRD, BUT THIS IS CREEPY-WEIRD NOT FUNNY-WEIRD!!!” *cries*

Originally posted by dp3-45pm

Seungri: “What the f**k have I done? I worked for months to make him/her think that I was cute, funny, and cool at the same time…and now… Now I’m just a creep.”

*regrets entire existence until they text him or like one of his instagram pics, then he’s 100% normal again, thinking his persona wasn’t damaged*

Originally posted by taeyangspecs


A/N: I hope you don’t mind sweetie since there are so many bands with this request that it will be (from now on) be spaced between other requests too so there is some variation. Don’t worry though! I promise to do every group still, it will just take a bit of time ^.^

BTS REACTION: Their GF being an ulzzang

Jungkook: “And now? Am I an ulzzang too?”, he would ask, trying to look ugly but still handsome as hell.

Originally posted by nnochu


Namjoon: He would find your way to take selcas cute and would take pictures of you all the time.

Originally posted by myloveseokjin


Jin: “You may be an ulzzang but I’m the cutest here, ok?”

Originally posted by bwiseoks


Suga: If you want to know his opinion about which picture you should post, he would happily help you.

Originally posted by jeonsshi


J-Hope: Probably, he would try to copy you in some poses because he thinks it’s funny. He would send you the pics, asking if they are good, just to make you laugh.

Originally posted by notjhope


V: Your selcas would always be his phone wallpaper.

Originally posted by mvssmedia


Jimin: He would find it cute and would ask you some tips so he could get even more handsome in front of the cameras.

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Kun as Your Boyfriend

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request: I’m so glad you love Kun I miss him ;-; @ SM free him !! could i get a Kun as your boyfriend post thing? Thank you <33

author note: my sister lives kun a lot and i love hansol a lot so we both are waiting impatiently for their debut. anyway, these are fun to write so I’ll probably do more
- destinee

Originally posted by nctgiri

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- wow wow kun as a boyfriend bless up!!
- okay well i think he would start as a friend
- probably mutuals thanks to dong sicheng,, a pal
- he’s pretty shy when you first meet him but you two get comfortable pretty easily
- all you had to do was ask to look through the photos in his phone
- which was a mistake bc he made you look at his favorite albums
- aka album one: cat memes
- and album two: airplanes
- and you’re like, “why???”
- but he’s happy and it was a good bonding experience
- kun basically had a crush on you after that bc not even sicheng will look through all 246 of his cat memes
- some of which he made himself
- he has to get sicheng’s help to ask you out
- probably sang im yours by jason mraz or smth cheesy like that as a confession
- ofc u accept bc why wouldn’t you??
- kun is a cutie and you like him so it’s a win-win cue sicheng situation
- okay now that the backstory is done:
- as an actual boyfriend, i think kun would be super sweet and soft
- he would probably make you take a ton of selfies with him tho so be ready
- he probably takes pics of u when u aren’t looking and sends them to the members with cheesy captions
- he uses the moon emoji a lot bc it’s funny
- that wasn’t related to the caption thing i was just thinking abt it
- when you stay over it’s a dance party to his girl group playlist
- you guys dance until taeyong comes out and makes you two sleep
- no fun ty, no fun
- one day while you two were just lazing around, he was like
- “Y/n, we need a cat.”
- you guys have this discussion literally every day
- JUST GET THE BOY A CAT
- eventually, you surprise him by taking him to the local shelter and letting him pick out a little kitten to take home
- he’s so excited and basically crying at all the little kitties playing with him
- he wants to take them all home and raise a cat army
- you tell him no obviously
- after a few hours of playing with each and every kitten and cat there was
- kun decided he wanted to take home this lil gray kitten which he named smoky
- taeyong wasn’t too happy about all of the shedding smoky did around the dorm
- but kun was happy so he ignored it!!!
- that’s probably when you two had your first kiss tbh
- after you both arrived home and got the little kitten to sleep after introducing it to all the boys
- kun was so happy he probably just kissed you
- and it took some time for you to register what happened
- up until now you and kun were just like two pals who said you were dating
- but he kissed you
- and his lips were soft and warm and you already missed them
- so you kissed him again ofc
- he smiles into kisses all the time and that’s why you two can’t have a serious kiss
- he likes to tickle you when he’s bored so beware 👀
- probably took you out by the airport at night to watch airplanes take off
- it was really cute until the cops came at you guys for trespassing
- you swear you’ve never ran so fast in your life
- you like to drop into sm and ask them when your boyfriend is going to debut
- literally his biggest fan
- you probably take videos of him singing when he’s just doing it absentmindedly
- and send it to sm with a note attached
- they know it’s you but let you keep doing it
- when kun finally debuts you actually cried
- your hand “slipped” and you bought like seven copies of the album
- u keep ur kun photocard in ur wallet
- he’s actually embarrassed by how supportive you are
- it’s his fault he’s dating a fangirl i mean what did he expect ?
- you probably send everyone in your family a link to the music video tbh
- when you guys cuddle it’s rlly domestic like you guys are basically married already
- you’re kidding no one
- he likes to be the big or little spoon it doesn’t matter
- unless smoky comes to snuggle as well than he has to be the little spoon so he can pet her
- you guys always start movies and then fall asleep in the middle of them
- yuta wakes you guys up and makes you go sleep on the bed bc he wants to watch his anime and you two are hogging the couch
- idk i just feel like having kun as a boyfriend would be rlly comfortable and cute
- !!!!!
- bonus: kun blushes when you compliment him and gets rlly flustered bless
- the end haha