i just saw these a laughed

anonymous asked:

I saw the greatest thing last night. While buying pet food at barn pet, a worker was pushing this massive stack of pallets on a roller when some asshole jumped in front of it causing the worker (W) to try and stop the pallets from crashing into asshole. W immediately fell to the ground shouting and screaming 'I've broken my ankle' etc. assholes face paled and he sprinted out of the store. I rushed over with a couple of others to help him but he just stood up and laughed 😂😂 we got a good laugh

anonymous asked:

That Moriarty gifset is so perfect!! Lol and the wait while he flips back his veil. Deaded. 😂😂😂

It’s such perfect timing, I was dying laughing when I saw it, I just had to share with all of you guys. Btw, @jimmoriartyisking is the maker of that beautiful incorrect quote gifset and @mindfulnessraindragon was kind enough to send it to us, which I love! (obviously, I loved it so much I reblogged it XD)

Originally posted by detective-from-221b

Admin: R. R. Hudson

Glorious Gonads

Roses are red, violets are yella

My name is Sam and I’m a clever fella.

I know how to market, know how to stir

Right when the Season’s big sex scenes occur.

But I admit I flew into damage control

When I saw my balls sticking out like an egg roll.

I’m generous and all but would rather not share

That the modesty pouch isn’t something we wear.

That little bundle of information

Will cause a meltdown across all nations.

So articles, tweets, interviews are out

Need to quickly stop some major fallout.

While many are laughing their arses off

My nuggets are back on the chopping block.

And someone in that editing room

Just made a major career limiting move!


Originally posted by artie-schwartz

quathia  asked:

Right, SO, I don't want to ask anything, just say something. I've just read my first ever fanfic, and it was 'between each beat' by you and Darcy. For many years, I laboured under the misapprehension that fanfic was a trite and boring genre that should be ignored by proper grownups like me (I am a bit of a twat), until by chance I saw someone mention that this fic you and Darcy wrote was the bee's knees and I thought let's see. I cried and laughed out loud on the tube. I love it. It's great.

Ahhh, thank you, and welcome to the wonderful world of fanfic! I’m so glad you gave our fic a try and that it seems to have changed your perception at least a bit. The stigma around reading (and writing) fic is such an interesting phenomenon. While yes, there is certainly fic that might be trite or boring, as you said, or that just isn’t suited to a reader’s personal taste, there are also stories that are incredibly compelling. Just like the world of published fiction, fanfic quality and content varies wildly; and just like with published fiction, it’s all a matter of seeking out authors who write in a way that speaks to you, who tell stories that you want to read. I’ve certainly found several fic writers who I think write more lyrically and handle particular subjects and plots and characters more deftly than a lot of published authors I’ve read. Quality writing is there if you look for it, and with the sheer amount of fic that’s out there, you don’t even necessarily have to look all that hard to find it. 

I’m glad you’ve decided to give it a look. :) Happy reading!

Butterflies. Shannon Series. Ch 8.

Authors note: …

Warnings: Saucy underwear pic lol.

Word Count: 1,535.

Butterflies. Chapter 8.

If you haven’t read it here’s : CHAPTER 7


It was the morning after the night before, I was laying in Shannon’s bed in my vest top and matching shorts P.J’. s. I rolled over so I could see the clock. 9 am. Shannon was sleeping peacefully next to me. I was watching his chest rise and fall. He truly is a stunning human. I snuggled up next to him, kissing his triad tattoo. I saw his lips flicker into a smile. He stretched out his arms and rolled over to bring me into his embrace. “Good morning gorgeous” He sleepily said. “Hello to you too you handsome devil” I laughed. We laid together in silence just holding onto each other’s warmth. “Right, what shall we do today?” he asked. “Honestly honey, I don’t mind. I need to here at 3 pm so I can start getting ready for the awards evening though” “Well that gives us 6 hours together” he said. “Why don’t we just stay here and play video games?” I suggested. He laughed. “Whats so funny?” I raised my brow. “I didn’t have you pegged as an ‘video games’ type of girl, I guess I judged a book by its cover”. “Yes you did and now I’m gonna whoop your ass, no matter what game we play”. “Right, well let’s go make breakfast then you can whoop my ass” he laughed. 

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anonymous asked:

hi so I'm going through some stressful health scares rn and want to do nothing more than sleep 24/7, so in order to cope, I've spent quite a bit of time thinking about Steve from Wonder Woman and Steve Rogers being super gay for eachother

DUDE WHAT A CONCEPT! 

I hope this makes you laugh, but when I saw wonder woman with @yawpkatsi we were honest to god hitting each other saying “HOLY SHIT STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE’S DYING IN A PLANE JUST LIKE STEVE!” and then immediately went and watched catfa lmfao. 

I hope you feel better, friend!! I understand how hard health stuff is <3

Age 17, Kings & Queens

Submitted by @asongforjonsa

Sansa smoothed the front of her teal Homecoming dress anxiously, waiting for Jon to ring the doorbell. Her mom Catelyn fussed with her hair, trying to smooth the fly-aways, while her younger siblings ran around, seemingly oblivious to the importance of the evening.

Sansa had been named as a candidate for Homecoming Queen earlier in the week, and as much as she told herself to not care, she couldn’t help it.

Jon finally arrived, corsage in hand, wearing his nicest suit. He stared at Sansa shyly as he slipped it onto her wrist, until she told him to knock it off, but with her signature smile. “You just look so beautiful, Sansa,” he whispered in her ear as he guided her to the door.

She whispered back, “You might just have a chance to show me how pretty you think I am later tonight, Mr. Snow.” She laughed when she saw the gleam in his eye, and swatted his hand away when he tried to slip it up her dress as they got in the car.

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darkenessence  asked:

About your last post, I’ve been dating my boyfriend for a year now. I play Mysme because I like those types of games. I wanted to try something new and I heard it was a fun game. It was, it was a great game that made me laugh. My boyfriend caught me playing it and he actually got it himself. We saw it as a huge joke and would always play around over who my boyfriend claims (Saeyoung). So my boyfriend isn’t jealous and I don’t play Mysme because I can’t get a man. Just wanted to share :)

Ah thank you for answering me :D

So I just saw an ad about palm reading on Facebook, and there was a photo of a hand with all lines and what they are supposed to mean. Being bored, I decided to look at my own hand, and guess what? My love/heart line is barely visible.

I’m aromantic and asexual. And I honestly don’t know why this is so funny, but I’ve been laughing for a few minutes now.

psycoaces21-blog-blog  asked:

I have a small question exactly what does the "fuck you and fuck your bee farm too " mean like I was reading tru the au promt list and saw that and started to laugh then wondering like what did the bees do

Hmmm I think if I was writing it Katsuki would just be upset in general with the very cute beekeeper for just existing and the bee farm would get cursed because that’s what brought him out there to be Katsuki’s neighbor

kevindrakewriter  asked:

I really love all the Alien films up until Prometheus and then it all went to hooey!

i too was really disappointed in those prequels, K.D. they just didn’t live up to what they could have been. soon as i saw what the Engineers looked like, i scowled. 

all those great stories written over the years in novelizations and books by Dark Horse. such a shame.

 visually? both were very stunning. and i did like Katherine Waterston. Covenant just came off predictable and i shouldn’t have laughed so much at Oram’s (Cudrup) idiocy.

just not happy with the direction that they are heading, and if you think its over, wait till you read what he has planned for the third installment.

on a positive. i thoroughly enjoyed Blade Runner 2o49.

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hi so jews for jesus has been coming and terrorizing the area north of toronto where I live and now they’ve started dropping off these unsolicited packages.

this is blatant antisemitism I never see tumblr talking about. messianic judaism isn’t judaism; its christians trying to convert jews to christianity. if you get one of these, throw it out. expose them. call jews for judaism and let them know what’s going on.

goyim please reblog!

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