i just really would have loved this ok

husband highs — tom h.

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  • tom would be the most extra fiance ever like he wouldn’t ever not talk about how he’s engaged to the most beautiful girl ever
  • LOL WHO AM I KIDDING HE’D SAY YOU GUYS ARE MARRIED
  • especially in interviews like he’d be on press tour to promote his movie and the interviewer would slip in a congratulatory and tom would be like
    • “thank you, thank you so much, really. i’m happy, my wife is amazing”
  • and the interviewer would be like tf i thought this kid was engaged
    • “it says here you announced your engagement yester-”
    • “WE’RE MARRIED”
  • and you’d always tell tom that he couldn’t go around telling people you two were married when you two JUST GOT ENGAGED
  • it was sending mixed signals everywhere
  • especially since tom liked to wear a ring on his wedding finger
  • he’d just wanted everyone to know that he was taken because if you had a ring showing the entire world that you were his, why couldn’t he have one to show off he was yours???
  • it was the cutest thing ever and it never failed to make you smile whenever you saw his hand 
  • anyways since he had to finish filming a movie and do a press tour you guys decided that your wedding would be after he finished both
  • that’s probably one of the reasons he couldn’t shut up about you to everyone because he was SO EXCITED
  • while he was away he’d always facetime you
  • sometimes he’d be so hyper
    • “HI MY BEAUTIFUL GIRL GUESS WHAT TODAY IS??
    • “it’s the second-”
    • “THAT’S RIGHT WE GET MARRIED IN 184 DAYS”

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*They’re playing the game where whoever blushes first loses when the other person says I like you*

Mini: I like you Tyler

Wildcat: Please I know that. It’s my turn now

Wildcat: I love you Craig Thompson

Mini, blushing furiously: This is….. so unfair…omg

*****

Cartoonz: Ohm I li-

Ohm: Stop

Cartoonz: But I really li-

Ohm: No.

Cartoonz: Then you start! Say you li-

Ohm: Impossible

Cartoonz: C'mon, I know you like m-

Ohm: Just-

Ohm, blushing: I just can’t say I love you, you asshole!

Cartoonz, with finger guns: You lost

*****

Terroriser: I love you Moo Moo

Moo: What did you just-

Terroriser: I said I loooooove you, sweetie

Moo: I hate you

Terroriser: Oh yeah you just can’t play this game

Moo: Okay then, I’ll play your game

Moo, really close to Terroriser: I love you Brian.

Terroriser: Okay I give up. My lost. Now, stop.

*****

Basically: Man, I like you

Scotty: Actually, I love you

Basically: I’m so fucking in love with you too

Scotty: I love your eyes

Basically: I would kiss you right now

Scotty: Did I say you have a nice ass?

Basically: I just love your abs, so hot

Scotty: Dude just marry me already

Basically: Of course. Can we skip the wedding thing and go to the honeymoon

Scotty, getting irritated: Sure I’ll show you something you’ll never forget

Basically, also irritated: You. Me. Bed. Now.

Simone: OK! STOP! ENOUGH! WHAT THE HELL, YOU TWO!

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 “Dr. Dorian, I owe you an apology. Obviously I was unclear when I said, ‘Stay in the MRI room with that patient’, it must have sounded like, ‘Leave and do other things’“

-Dr. Kelso [Scrubs]

wait wait can I talk about this for a sec?

I actually…rlly like this and wish it be canon. 

Like she just. Decides to let one of the twolegs who comes to the camping grounds take her home.

I love Dovewing really I do (which is more that I can say than most of y’all) but she has honestly never seemed like a warrior to me?

I feel like she’d be better off and happier as a kittypet.

Like if not canon I need an AU…which I may or may not have already thought about as well as a nice drama free kittypet mate for her…

Anyways what do you think her kittypet name would be? I kind of like Dutchess! :o

  • Phichit: I have no love life.
  • Yuuri: what are you talking about? You have more of a love life than me
  • Phichit: are you really sure about that?
  • Yuuri: *looking down at engagement ring* oh yeah
  • Phichit: yeah.
The first time is serious business - Older!Damian Wayne x Reader

#10. Making love for the first time. Only slightly NSFW, mostly fluffy. And not great…Thank for the compliment by the way :), hope you’ll like it :

THERE’S SOME SORT OF PART TWO HERE : Titus likes you…too much

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The first time he saw you, he was barely ten years old. You were in the same class than him in Gotham Academy, and he noticed you right away because your uniform was old and had clearly been used before. He guessed pretty fast that you were one of those kids from poor families that his father gave a scholarship to, which meant, you were a smart one. 

“Smart”, didn’t even do justice to your intelligence. He never met anyone (that wasn’t his father or brothers) like you, you were extra-brainy, sometimes he even thought you were almost as astute as him…But not only, you were also full of wit and quick responses, and so damn brave. You were a short one, and yet, when he saw you get bullied by sixteen years old, he didn’t even had time to react and come help you that you already shot your foot to one of the guy’s crotch mercilessly. And then kicked his face. The two others bullies were so stunned, they just ran away. They ran away from a short ten year old girl…You were amazing. 

He pleaded to his father so that you wouldn’t get fired from school for kicking that guy’s ass, and Bruce was so impressed with you, and how his son defended you, that he pressured the school into keeping you. 

-I know it’s thanks to you I’m still here, so…yeah, thank you dude. 

-I didn’t do anything. 

-Lier. I know who your dad is. I know it’s thanks to him I have the opportunity to be in the best school of Gotham. And I know he convinced the school’s board not to fire me. My guts are telling me you’re the one responsible for your father’s intervention. So…Thanks. 

And that’s how you became friend with him. You quickly guessed he was the night vigilante “Robin”, and it wasn’t really a big deal. Maybe it was your child’s brain telling you that a hero, with all the costume wearing a people saving, such as him was just wicked cool, that you thought it really wasn’t a big deal On the contrary, you thought Damian was like, the coolest guy you ever met. After Batman and Nightwing of course. He made it his life goal to show you he was better than them…and it made you slowly fall for him as the years went by, and as you grew up together. 

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Can we talk about Ada Lovelace for a minute though because she is one of the biggest history bamfs that not many people have heard of, and if it weren’t for her, you wouldn’t be using the computer that you’re using now to read this eulogistic shit:

  • Firstly, look how bitchin’ she was. That sass was handed down to her by both her parents; the super intelligent Lady Anna Isabella Milbanke, who received a Cambridge University education in her own home in the very early 1800s, all whilst having a vagina, and the mad, bad and dangerous to know Lord George Byron (yes, that Lord Byron). Basically, Ada’s genetics were plucked straight from the tree of promise and flowered into the fruits of genius. Badass. 

  • Byron left Ada’s mother when Ada was only a baby, and her mother never forgave him. In an attempt to prevent Ada from turning out to be as ‘morally fractured’ as her father, her mother banned her from pursuing any of the Arts, instead insisting that she focus on Mathematics and Science. She also banned Ada from seeing any portrait of her father until she was 20, which is a bit weird, all things told. This didn’t really have the desired effect - although Ada became highly interested in both philosophies, she also developed a deep sense of interest and admiration for her father, whom she never met, and who died in Greece when she was 8. Essentially, her mother’s insistence that she become anything but alike to her father made her want to be like him even more. Rad. 

  • Armed with a wish to be more than just a Mathematician, Ada developed her own scientific approach which she called 'poetical science’, which essentially meant she used both her highly trained logistical skills and her inherent creativity to ask bigger questions, and get better answers. This is what later allowed her to see the potential in an already established computing machine (we shall discuss that later). Girl got shit done. A+.

  • When she was 27, she translated an article written by an Italian dude, Luigi Manabrea (yeah, the dude who later became President of Italy. Nbd), about Charles Babbage’s 'Analytical Engine’; a mechanical machine largely agreed by historians as the first functional computer. When translating the article, Ada added an extensive supplementary of notes, which she entitled 'Notes’ (she wasn’t one to fuck around). These notes contained what is generally recognised as the first computer algorithm.

  • She then began to write extensively on the capabilities of Babbage’s machine. While most engineers, including Babbage himself, only believed that the machine was capable of basic number crunching, Ada didn’t agree. She foresaw that, with the correct algorithm applied, the machine could be capable of many other tasks, such as composing music to 'any degree of complexity or extent’. She basically predicted Garageband. 

  • Her published algorithm, recognised as the first computer programme by most reputable scientists (we’ll get to that later) was an algorithm designed to allow the Analytical Engine to calculate Bernoulli numbers. I don’t even know how to explain that, mostly because I’m not Ada Lovelace, but rest assured that Bernoulli numbers are complicated as shit and it was all very impressive. Bitchin’. 

  • After her death, many small-brained and smaller-dicked male mathematicians of the time began to realise something with a dawning sense of horror. Ada Lovelace had been a woman, and she’d made huge contributions to their field. Luckily for them, she’d been largely overlooked in life due to the fact that she had a chromosomal deficiency known as 'being a biological female’, and so they were able to discredit her fairly easily. Although Babbage himself wrote that the algebraic formula used to create the algorithm was 'entirely her own’, apart from the Bernoulli number formula itself (which Babbage wrote out but Ada later corrected), and that he 'suggested that she add some notes to Manabrea’s memoir’, the selection of which 'was entirely her own’, many modern historians still maintain that Ada’s contributions were minimal. Babbage historian Bruce Collier wrote that Babbage himself authored the notes on Manabrea’s article, and that Ada had an 'amazing delusion’ about her own talents, and only a 'shallow understanding’ of the Analytical Engine. When did he write this? The enlightened, gender equal age of 1990. 

So, in a nutshell, Ada Lovelace was a complete and utter bamf. Throw into the works the fact that she became an expert in bird anatomy at the age of 12 because she wanted to design wings that would fly; she almost eloped at 18 but was found out; and she dismissed her children’s schoolteacher because he kept trying to have an affair with her, and you get the idea; Ada Lovelace has been sorely overlooked by history, largely because she committed the heinous crime of being born a woman.

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Maybe it’s just me, but I actually had a flashback while I was watching that moment between them, to Sakura from the past. Sakura from Part 1 would have definitely glomped him, and Part 2 would have just looked on sadly or a little shy. But this is Sakura the mom, who is still new to even us. This is a women who is confident and knows where she stands.

Sasuke doesn’t really know how to interact with Sarada, so he’s showing his love for his child in the only way he knows how: protecting her. So I feel like that smile Sakura gives him was her almost saying “It’s OK. Let me take it from here”. Even the voice actors have said that the Uchiha family won’t say much, but their expressions say more then words could, and I think this was one of those moments.

Anyway that’s my opinion, let me know what you guys think

Dating Bobby would include

Originally posted by ygboys-ot11

  • a lot of pet names like every pet name ever invented would be said to you one way or another 
  • babygirl, love, sweetheart, babe, baby, just everything that made your heart all tingly
  • would speak english to you constantly, i mean who wouldn’t love bobby speaking english
  • those friendship-kind-of-feel-skinship
  • the constant arm around your shoulders
  • and puts it around your head and putting you into a headlock
  • but then he chuckled when you’re not giving any restraint to his headlock bc he does this all the time
  • then he would put his head on top of yours and smell your hair 
  • he loveeesssss smelling your hair 
  • and would do it whenever he could i swear to god he would just smile whenever he smells it 
  • and whenever he’s sleeping over at your place he would borrow your shampoo
  • even buying the same one as yours and bring it on tour 
  • bc he said that it reminds him of you
  • wears those musky really masculine body wash and aftershave 
  • and he smells delishus
  • gives you all of his hoodies bc it smells like him 
  • and you’ll give it back to him when it’s starting to lose his smell
  • and he will take the hoodies back on tour because it smells like you
  • ok hold up. sorry but ok this is too intense for me
  • always holding your hand anywhere because he always walks faster than you and he would make you catch up to him
  • and a few pulling and tugging your arms just wait he’ll want to walk everywhere with you 
  • from night markets, malls, walking you to school, parks, everywhere just he’s very active okay 
  • he’s active, in bed 
  • OH NIGHT MARKETS GOSH OR ANY PLACE THAT HAS FOOD STALLS NEXT TO EACH OTHER
  • all the food all the games?!! i mean its such a perfect date for bobby tbh
  • he would buy all this foods for you
  • and shoving them in your mouth first before devouring everything into his 
  • and would buy every single thing he sees bc he loves to eat and so does you
  • like both of you would just eat 24/7 
  • i feel like he would love his girl to eat just as well as he is 
  • so dont you order that fancy salad off the menu bc he just wont and cant have it 
  • and he would play those games and try to win the ridiculous prizes for you 
  • with his child like competitive side lets just imagine
  • and since u guys played all the time and bob is sooooo good at playing games (look at all the vapp guys hes  a downright ace) he would win a lot for you until your rooms will be FILLED with all the stuffs bobby won for you 
  • usually he will win you the really huge dolls, and when you play to win for him it will just be those really small trinkets (bc u suck) that bobby would keep in his room on top of his dresser 
  • and then eat again 
  • and again
  • always carrying tissues everywhere bc that boy cant eat properly to save his life 
  • and he would be whining when you wiped it off with a tissue and not with ur mouth!!!!!!!!!!! OMG
  • he would be so clingy and needy all the time tbh he would be so cute god help me 
  • mornings with bobby would go both ways
  • its either
  • lazy lazy mornings 
  • “babygirl staaayyyy in beeedddd”
  • “babe i want to sleep some more”
  • with that raspy voice?!@&?!
  • and pulls your body back straight to bed 
  • or 
  • he would be such an early bird waking up in the morning and cooking breakfast or eating leftover
  • reheating them in the microwave and not letting it hit 0 secs bcs the sound will wake you up in your sleep
  • he’ll let u sleep but would wake you up when he’s done eating because he’s bored
  • ordering americanos and drinking lots of coffee in general
  • just having strolls around the park with coffee in your hand and his hand in the other
  • ramen date nights!!!!
  • where both of u would just pig out and let ur face be swollen the next day
  • usually occurs when he has concerts and day offs the next after
  • no drama whatsoever in this relationship bc u both r chill af and ure both really secure with ur relationship
  • “well did you get jealous?”
  • “well, no, bcs i got you”
  • OH OH OH 
  • and since he’s really bad at taking care of himself esp his voice due to all the stress and those screaming and rap performances 
  • you would have to FORCE him to drink herbal hot green tea and thats when he hates loves u the most
  • “babe, sirheo” “babe no why it’s too hot” “ah babe too hot!!” “ah why did you make it that hot” “put a lot of honey in" 
  • but would secretly loves it when you’re so intent on making him feel better since he’s always working hard 
  • like bringing food whenever he wants u to and massaging him!!!
  • he would love massages from you and would do the same for u if youre tired 
  • flexes his abs 24/7 
  • and his arms like gOSh i get it ure hot i get it but YOU WOULD LOVE IT 
  • nuzzling into his arms and shoulders 
  • sharing every single thing you own 
  • eVERY LITTLE THING shirts pants god even toothbrushes 
  • whats yours is his whats his is yours
  • like its not even a debate anymore its rlly intense both of u just really really gives your all in this relationship, LITERALLY
  • at first u would be really hesitant to depend so much on him and shares everything
  • but then he would really look into your eyes and drills it into your head that
  • "a lot of things are yours, babe." 
  • and u know that he means it, like his heart is yours, his firsts are yours, he is yours
  • sharing clothes 
  • just imagine his really big oversized shirts worn by you
  • when you go public:
  • both of u would just go everywhere together and being the social butterfly he is, he would run into tons of people and would just proudly introduces you to everyone
  • writes all of his lyrics based on you
  • the sex would be so fucking good 
  • like i mean come on look at him 
  • will be so passionate every single time its just like a switch 
  • but will be pretty vanilla imo
  • will try to make both of you feel good 
  • only calling him "bobby” when you’re mad at him 
  • OR WHEN URE IN BED IT TURNS HIM ON SO MUCH 
  • and when ure mad he will be turned on too bc thats what u call him in bed 
  • so every argument will be solved with sex whats wrong with that
  • its mostly just disagreement or when you’re both frustrated with each other bc ure both very stubborn 
  • frustrations there is just a lot of frustration
  • but he’s your ride or die
  • he will be SO PROTECTIVE and so a BIASED  towards you
  • will defend u till the ends of the earth in front of anyone
  • but thats what he loves most about you, that you’re stubborn
  • and thats what u love most about him the fact that he’s very passionate in everything that he do and he has a strong and clear vision of all his philosophy and choices 
  • so its always fun to see you bicker about the different opinions between the both of you
  • calls him jiwon, babe, baby, bb, bobba, bubba
  • “bobba” how cute :(((
  • a lot of midnight strolls and a lot of eating junk foods 
  • watch tv series together in his bed in his arms with ur legs tangled over each other and nose kisses and eye smiles and just everything cute and fluffy is in bob when he wants to be- ass grabbing in public 
  • “yah! babe!” and he would laugh at your reaction 
  • so you would spank him back 
  • and both of u would have a good laugh
  • matching tattoos, somewhere hidden with only the two of you who knows 
  • carpool karaokes 
  • rap battles
  • and if you’re not korean and you can’t even keep up with half the shit he spits
  • he would freestyle for you in full english so you could rap his songs
  • and probably would write you tons of lazy raps in english and record them 
  • and gives it to you for ur anniversary or birthday
  • plays guitar hero xbox
  • going to church togetherrrr!!!!!  
  • whenever he has the time to
  • bc i feel he would want someone with the same beliefs as him, but would love u nonetheless if ure not
  • sends memes and snapchat funny faces when he’s away on tour
  • can be really romantic if he wants to be, but you’re the kind of girl who loves fun relationship more than the romantic one
  • if you’re not from korea, he would love to travel to your country and learn about the culture
  • i feel like he will be so open to the possibility of dating an international fan
  • “babe, whats this” “uwa whats that” “babe what did u just say” “babe, teach me how to say i love you" 
  • and he would just know what to say i love you and i’m hungry 
  • afterall he would just be so amazing okay
  • if he ended up not to be with one of us please please i beg u with all the kindness in my heart pls pls take care of him
  • because he fucking deserves it 
  • he has one of the best hearts i know out there 
  • and u would not regret dating him bc he’s just really2 good with u and he understands u 
  • and will accept every single flaw within you with such love and compassion
  • and you would do the same thing for him and thats why your relationship will last 
  • bc the both of u really respects each other 
  • and rlly accepts one of the other so it’s easy to forgive one or two things that u guys might have done 
  • ok 
  • im done- let me live- 
  • he’s just the best ok

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haha yea right im doomed. 

Descendants 2 songs ranked

7. Kiss The Girl: It wasn’t even in the movie??? Where was it??? I am confusion??

6. It’s Goin Down: Y’all really made Dove Cameron rap. Ok, I guess we’re doing this

5. Ways to be Wicked: Would have been higher if it actually made sense within the story. The dream sequence thing was cheap. Overall really hype song.

4. You and Me: Too slow to end a DCOM. Should have been more hype. But it still vibes.

3. Chillin’ Like a Villain: Can descendants 3 please just be Ben, Evie, Jay, and Carlos? Please? I love this group. Also, Sofia owns this song.

2. Whats My Name: Uma was an underused Villain, but this song goes so hard. A certified bop. 11/10

1. Space Between: Holy Shit they’re in love

BTS reaction to coming home to their GF sleeping from a tiring flight (they didn’t know she was coming)

Anonymous said :

Can you please do bts react to coming home from their practice and seeing their s/o sleeping from a tired flight across the sea to see their boyfriend?? (Idk if this makes sense)


Hi cutie~thanks for requesting ! .. here’s your requested reaction and I hope you like it >< .

Jin :

He had never seen you face to face before since you are his web girlfriend . you once told him that you had the habit of talking in your sleep ,so when he entered the house he heard mumbles of a sleeping person ..so fast your words popped up in his head so he smiled with no control ,he expected that he was another sleepy member ,so he walked slowly toward it to wake him up and make him sleep on his bed ..and when he saw you ,he waited no second to open his eyes widely and try to stop his laugh full of joy ,his happiness reach its limit but ..he would be so patient so you would rest and be comfortable .

Suga :

You told him that you had to attend the college in UK since it’s your dream ,and he didn’t stop you ! ..your dreams are his dreams .So when he saw you sleeping on the couch he couldn’t resist but smiled till his ears as he knew you were crazy but cute  enough to take a break and come to see him when he told you he had bad times and the manager is being firm with him ..you were so helpful to him ,and that moment he was super appreciative! .taking a flight for 16 hours and freezing your classes just to be by his side would make him fall in love deeper than he had ever been .

Rap Monster :

He had seen you on FaceTime only ,so meeting you was his biggest dream ,and you made it come true on his birthday ! ..he came home and saw a simple design with balloons and a cake written on it “for my lovely joonie” ..he took like two minutes to realize what was happening ,and when he saw you ,he needed another minute to accept the reality that you are really in front of him ..and you just woke up by his mumbles while he was saying “what the hell? ..why ? ..she’s here ?…how ?…wow !…is she real ?..do I have a fever ? ..am I ok ? ..did Jin put drugs in that soup or what ?” although you hugged him ,but I think he would be shocked till the next day .

J-hope :

This fluff boy won’t wait any second to be over excited and fangirl over the fact that you are there for him ,he just sat near you and started kissing your face and every inch of it ..so you would wake up by his moves and just end up cuddling as he can’t let you go after it ! his hug would be tight and the smile won’t leave his face ..while telling you everything happened when you were away .

Jimin :

As soon as he saw you he held back his breath and turned the happiest mochi !..he walked around the sofa ,his eyes spotted at everything that made him feel you were real ..he spent like five minutes just staring at you and your luggage ,and another ten minutes just walking around the house to empty his excitement so he won’t wake you up ..!

V :

This little kid won’t be that gentle ,the second he saw you he started screaming uncontrollably “Y/N !!!! …OHHH MY GOD!!!” ..which made you wake up suddenly as you thought something just happened ,but no ..it was your cute boyfriend jumping on you then pulling in a hug that you felt it took more than three minutes ,he won’t believe the fact and you would feel his happiness just by looking at his red face and teary eyes .

Jungkook :

This savage boy would stare at you in an annoying way ,then he would bite his lip and look away “I was the one who supposed to travel for our anniversary, not her!” ..your anniversary was in the next week and he was planning to give you a surprise and go to see you in your hometown ,but you were faster . You woke up at his words ,smiled and stood on you feet as you felt your head still spinning from that flight ..you mumbled “why so annoyed kookie ? ..did you feel the failure or not ?” You said ,teasing him ..so he looked at you with a serious face “you know it’s my turn this year ..you came the last year too !!” ..your smile faded away and just looked at the ground “ohh ..did I annoy you ?” ..he kept silence for ten seconds ,before smiling and pulling you into a warm hug “you idiot ,yes you are annoying but I missed you so much !”

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12x17 I..... liked this episode ?

This is my first post-episode overview commentary because I just was surprised how much I liked this episode. There was still some wtf-ery but generally I enjoyed it and, well, I can’t help but link everything to Destiel these days and the Destiel itself was strong but man, the continued breaking down of the barriers to it becoming canon more textual just keeps coming this season. 

Dabb……

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The women: Ok so I really hope they follow through on the Mary can actually “have it all” and I hope there’s a reason for Kelly’s characterisation like she’s being mind controlled by the kid, but other than that I’m pretty happy with this episode? Kelly textually said she was used. Yes, thank you.

Mary and Ketch - I didn’t…hate it? Ok so it’s a bit weird but only because we have info on Ketch that Mary doesn’t? To Mary he is her trainer, he’s charming, he helped save her boys…. she doesn’t know about Magda, Toni, maybe not even how vicious he can be…. and Mary is allowed her fair share of Winchester terrible sexual partners and she’s a big girl, she can do what and whoever she wants as long as it’s not hurting anyone. 

And there is a clear Destiel-related reason I am 100% OK WITH MARY MAKING THIS DECISION! (see below).

Crowley / Lucifer: I’m hoping this whole thing is just another set up like it was last Bucklemming episode, to be ‘fixed’ later, I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt there. 

Mick: I liked Mick, I wanted Mick to live even though I knew he wouldn’t really. At least now people wont be worried he’s replacing Cas. Oh well. Also, kind of re-cements Ketch as our bad guy. Will he still try to kill Mary? *drum roll*…

Omg the Saileen: They are cute, they HOLD GREAT EYE CONTACT and all the little smiles and flirting while at the same time wow badass hunter couple. And Sam learned more sign language?! And they talked before off screen after Coeur d’Alene and its implied they talked more than that?! Yes please! 

My head canon is that that night she still couldn’t sleep after killing whatisface snobby Brit guy (yeah, another snobby Brit guy, thanks for that), knocked quietly on Sam’s door, he wordlessly offered his hand to her, she climbed into bed with him, they cuddled and he comforted her, that is all. They are so pure and I love them.

They can be a badass hunter husband and wife and just all the cuteness.


Ok so the Destiel: 

Pining!Dean is what I live for in these kind of episodes. Whispers *Thank you Bucklemming*? 

Dean / Cas and Sam / Eileen clear romantic parallels all episode! Dean not deflecting and admitting he is worried to Sam! (Also aside - Dean admitting Mick drank him under the table and not posturing like he’s this big macho guy).

Dean called Cas 4 times… that day. I would also be worried, Cas always calls Dean back. They also text regularly. So yeah. Also the callback of Mick talking about Lucifer being in your boyfriend. Ouch. Also MORE Dean calling Cas away from Sam *satisfied face* - will add this to my already long phone call post ;) 

Ok, so the Mary/Ketch thing…

Personally, Destiel shipper hat on I hope that between the colt and this, when Dean finds out it will really cement his realisations this season about his feelings for Cas. 

If Mary can sleep with who she wants why can’t he? He’s put her on such a pedestal and she’s shown she’s human over and over again, this would cement it for Dean. And if Mary can sleep with someone she doesn’t love, who Dean knows is a psychopath (even if Mary doesn’t), why can’t Dean acknowledge his own pure, healthy feelings of love for Cas? I don’t know if I’m voicing this coherently but I have feelings about this ok. 

This season is just building so much to break down the walls around Dean / Cas: 

1. Dean generally is letting his facade down and letting his real self shine through, see ALL the meta about the whole of season 12 plus the textual whole episode of 12x11 showing us this is what we are meant to be seeing and getting from all this.

2. Cas was / is still thinking about where he belongs. Dean was / is still worried that everyone he loves will abandon him. THESE THINGS TIE IN TOGETHER AND ARE TEXTUALLY TIEING IN TOGETHER THIS SEASON.

3. Sam and Eileen are / could be a cute hunter couple and a great example. Sam doesn’t have to rely on Dean if he has someone else. Dean can move on himself much as a single parent often does once they know their child is emotionally OK. Check. 

4. Mary shows him that he doesn’t have to worry about *shame* on the family. She might even say something to this point about herself if they discuss this (I’m looking at you leaked argument between Dean and Mary in 12x21).

5. Cas has told Dean that he loves him. And yes I will go on record AGAIN to say that Sam and Dean both had an acknowledged, directed, written, face of REALISATION when Cas made the clarification and made clear the first I love you was to Dean alone. Even if it wasn’t (pffff), it was written ambiguously for a *reason*.

6. And….

Originally posted by yourfavoritedirector

It seems Dean is realising now how ‘fragile’ Cas is. He is no longer on the ‘Cas’ll be fine’ band wagon. HE IS NOT MAD, HE’S WORRIED.

There is a reason twitter is awash with - 

WHERE IS THE ANGEL?! 

- every episode since 12x12 (even 12x15 only had marginal Cas and no real Dean/Cas other than both times it was gloriously, clearly, romanticised).

We are supposed to be worried, to be missing him because Dean is worried and missing him and off course this flows through to the show’s narrative and they’re making us feel this (and I’m sure Sam too of course but its not the same).

Dabb. I see you.

Farrah: 👱🏼‍♀️Can I say something? 🤔 RuPaul: Sure, 🤷🏽‍♂️ go ahead. Farrah: Well, 😤 I finally wanna say 🗣something. Valentina 🎭 we literally did everything 💄together 👯‍♂️ this whole show. We were 😔 such close friends 💃🏽🕺🏼and you literally haven't 🚫spoke to me 👱🏼‍♀️in almost five 5️⃣‼️months, and it really hurts 💔my feelings that you have not 🙅🏼spoken to me. Valentina: I respect you 💋 and love you. 🌹Um…😰 Farrah: You don’t 😒 love 🌹 me. 😱😱 If I was a real 👯‍♂️friend to you, you would not 🚫 have just dropped me. 😡 You think… Valentina: Farrah Moan 👱🏼‍♀️if you want 🙏🏼 a relationship 👩‍❤️‍👩 text me, 📱call me, 📞let’s talk 🗣about it. Farrah Moan: I have texted you, 😫you ignore my texts! 🤦🏼‍♀️ Valentina: I’ve responded. 🙃 Farrah Moan: You 🙄 responded to me when you 💃🏽got eliminated 🚫🥀 I texted you 📱and asked if you were okay ❓and you said "yes."😒 Valentina: Ok, 🙄 let’s talk 🗣 about it. Farrah: I would really love 💕 to, but it seems like you 💃🏽 don’t 🚫have any time ⌛️🥀or any- really any desire.🤷🏼‍♀️ Aja: Like you 💃🏽 were clearly not ❌ focused on anybody 👫 but yourself, 😱and Miss Congeniality? 👑 Yeah, great. Like, you had a lot of votes 🥇, but is it Fan Favorite 🦄🌈or is it Miss Congeniality?👑 If it’s Fan Favorite, 🦄🌈 then I guess she 💃🏽deserves it. Aja: Then we should call it Fan Favorite 🌈, but 👑 Miss Congeniality? I just don’t ❌👀 see it. Farrah: Yeah, 🗣 Fan Favorite 🦄🌈Congratulations. 👍🏼 Everyone, 🙋🏼 let’s make a round of applause 👏🏼 for our Fan Favorite.🌈🦄 Aja: Work, 💼 Fan Favorite! 🦄 Everyone: Fan Favorite! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Reasons Jacob Kowalski is Amazing

WARNING Contains Fantastic Beasts Spoilers!!!

Ok, so am I the only person who thinks Newt is utterly adorable, BUT actually likes Jacob Kowalski better in pretty much every way?

1) Jacob is the first really positive Muggle/No-Maj character we’ve had in the Potterverse, and I didn’t even realize that was missing, much less how desperately I needed it, until I saw Fantastic Beasts. I mean:

-Vernon and Petunia Dursley are portrayed as boring, stupid, unattractive, bigoted, and abusive.
-Dudley is better than his parents by the end of the series, but his scenes at the beginning (where he’s a nasty, ignorant bully) are pretty frequent, and once he starts growing as a person, he’s less integral to the plot, so we don’t see much of him acting decent.
-Piers (Dudley’s friend) is described as looking scrawny and rodent-like, and from what we see of his personality, he’s selfish, cruel, and cowardly.
-Tom Riddle Sr. abandoned his wife and unborn child when he discovered his wife was a witch.
-Hermione’s parents seem nice enough, but are barely featured at all.
-Filch, while not a Muggle, is a Squib, so he also doesn’t have magic. He is described as ugly, vindictive, and cruel.
-Mrs. Figg, also a Squib, is definitely a well-meaning person, but she’s portrayed as a little loopy, the stereotypical “crazy cat lady.” 

Meanwhile, Jacob is a central character who is sympathetic, kind, multi-faceted, funny, interesting, creative, has unique hopes and dreams, and his—not Newt’s—is the big romantic relationship in the film.

I was talking to someone about this—how the Potterverse was practically starved for positive Muggle characters before Fantastic Beasts—and they pointed out how most of the audience is (presumably) made up of Muggles, so having a non-magical character we can relate to is pretty important. I started thinking about that, and I realized it’s kinda true. A lot of Potterheads consider ourselves witches and wizards, and by default any non-fan—especially one who is dense or disrespectful—is a “Muggle.” I thought about how devastated I was when I didn’t get my Hogwarts letter at age 11, and now I wonder how much less upset I would have been if we’d had a Jacob Kowalski in the series from the get-go.

2) The way he reacts to magic. Ok, so he freaks out at first, but who wouldn’t? I love how quickly he accepts magic, and how he reacts to all magic he sees after that… like, he just sort of goes, “Oh, that’s a thing? Oh hey, that’s just great!” Like, magic obviously makes him really, really happy, but he doesn’t spend a lot of time goggling over stuff like Harry did at first. He just lets it all roll over him. He never takes it for granted, like the Weasleys or other people who grew up surrounded by it, but after the initial shock, he just accepts that all this wonderful stuff exists and immediately takes advantage of all the little practical ways it can improve his life (self-stirring cocoa, magic strudel, et cetera). He’s so open to trying everything new. No hesitation. Even with stuff that seems scary like some of Newt’s creatures, he’s just like, “Oh, this huge tentacled creature out of a Lovecraftian nightmare wants me to pet it, sure, I guess that’s cool.” I just adore how accepting and open he is about this whole world of crazy stuff he never knew existed.

3) He’s ridiculously handsome, honestly. As a bigger person myself, I love love love seeing physically attractive heavyset characters. Like, I wouldn’t kick Newt out of bed either (what sane person would?), but my Fantastic Beasts crush is definitely Kowalski. He’s dapper as fuck, with the hair and the mustache and the suit; his smile is like sunlight, and his eyes are so friggin’ gorgeous I can’t even start. He’s simultaneously adorable and sexy, and like, seeing a character like that makes me so much more confident about my own body. 

4) The relationship between Jacob and Queenie. Not only is it super adorable, but please note how unusual it is for mainstream films. In most big Hollywood movies, it would go like this: “Tina and Queenie both crush on Newt (who is the leading man, the “hero” type, and the more generically “attractive” male) and get into a sort of contest about who can impress him more. Jacob likes Queenie right away, but stays out of her way because he wants her to be happy and figures he doesn’t deserve her. Near the end, Queenie finally accepts that Tina and Newt belong together, and then realizes that Jacob has been there for her the whole time,” yada yada. But no. Queenie sees Jacob and there’s this instant spark. You can see her eyes light up a bit the minute they meet. There’s never a moment where she’s like, “You’re a really sweet guy, but…” It’s not necessarily “love at first sight,” but there’s definitely “strong mutual attraction and some serious sexual chemistry at first sight.”

5) The bromance with Newt is almost as adorable as the flirtation with Queenie. It’s so wonderful to see two male characters deeply care for one another, and even show unashamed physical affection, without them being portrayed as gay.* Mind you, there’s nothing wrong with gay characters (obviously) and generally I’m all for more queer representation in film, but it bothers me that apparently “straight men can’t have strong emotional bonds.” It has a lot to do with toxic masculinity: men can’t show affection towards one another unless they’re gay (i.e. unless they’re “girly”), because having emotions is a “female thing.”

*I know that Kowalski x Newt is a semi-popular ship, but I don’t think there’s a lot of canonical evidence for it, and given that we know Newt eventually marries Tina, and Jacob and Queenie have mad chemistry going on, it feels pretty OOC to me.

6) His dreams of opening a bakery. I can deeply relate to having a dream career that seems unachievable for financial reasons, but you still strive for it, because there’s nothing you love doing half as much, and it feels like you’re just meant to do it. And I love how this guy who seems really generically masculine at first glance has a passion for something as “feminine” as baking. Plus, though I’d never really considered baking as an art form before, it obviously is to him. He clearly doesn’t think of himself as a creative type—“I ain’t got the brains to make this up”—but he couldn’t be more wrong. What he does with all the fantastic creatures made of pastry at the end proves it. Yeah, he didn’t make up Nifflers and Bowtruckles and such, but having a vision of something in your head isn’t the same as bringing it to life, in 3D, in such a unique (and temporary!) medium. Newt may have shown him the creatures he modeled them off, but the whimsical charm each little pastry has is all Jacob’s own.

Also, I adore why he wants to be a baker—he wants to make people happy, in whatever small way he can, and that’s beautiful. I can’t imagine a more perfect reason to follow a dream than to bring charm and joy to a grey world.

7) Pretty much everything else about him, period, because this man is overall incredible and perfect.

Seriously.

BTS Reaction to You Rapping All of Cypher

Request:Ok if your reaction requests are open I kinda have a weird request idk; can you do a bts reaction of y/n rapping all of cypher and them being really surprised? I love your blog sMMMM 💓💕

Note: I didn’t know which cypher, so I’m gonna make it seem like you can use any of em hehe, thanks for the compliment tho love! <3.


Jin ➳ The atmosphere was quiet, but when the song started playing and you began to hit every word with ease, Jin would just stand back and watch you in awe. Once the chorus came and you began to catch a breath, he’d ask “when did you learn that?” and you would just laugh because you didn’t even know yourself, it was just that catchy.

Originally posted by hobilu


Suga ➳ Yoongi felt like he was in heaven once you started to rap to Cypher. You always looked so innocent, not caring much about music but when you started to throw it down; he would slowly look at you as if you were an angel. He couldn’t wait to show you more of the things he has been working on, hoping you would love them as much as you did Cypher.

Originally posted by kookies-for-taehyung


J-Hope ➳ A wide smile would spread onto his features once you began to spit out the rhymes from Cypher while the two of you were at the park, and when you began to throw in more passion – Hoseok mistook it, thinking you were trying to rap battle him. He began to dance, and suddenly got all in your face saying, “You wanna go?” You had to stop and try to calm him down while laughing.

Originally posted by troiskims


RapMonster ➳ Namjoon was speechless once you began to rap to Cypher, his eyes widening in surprise as you would throw in dabs here and there. He began to giggle to himself, and when you rapped a whole verse without breathing, he would clap his hands dramatically loud to cheer you on and make you happy. You were indeed cute.

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned


Jimin ➳ The moment you had pushed your cup of coffee in his hands as you began to throw it down with Hoseok, shattering the image Jimin had put upon you – he was stunned. Never in a million years did he think you would be able to rap that well, and Jimin didn’t know how to react. This was a new side of you, and it would take time for him to embrace it as he was so used to your quiet and pure side.

Originally posted by lonastic


➳ He was having an amazing day with you and the guys, but when Cypher came on and you began to whistle, rapping amazingly well with the other guys – he wasn’t happy in the least. He envied you, having trying to practice Cypher all the time but here you were in all your glory, owning the song as if it were your own. He was jealous and annoyed, and he wouldn’t be afraid to admit it.

Originally posted by toughchim


Jungkook ➳ He found you extremely cute once you started to move to the beat, and when you started to rap so well; an evil grin began to plaster itself onto his lips. He began to mock you, using a high voice which annoyed you greatly, quickly stopping and getting ready to throw a punch but he laughed, pulling you into his arms and finding it even cuter when you were mad.

Originally posted by bwiskook


Masterlist

albino-pony  asked:

Klance, 87? :>

In response to the 100 ways to say i love you 

#87- I saved you a seat

(*repeats “don’t make a lap dance joke” to myself 100 times*)


Keith stumbles into the lecture hall with a crash. His hair is a mess, falling out of its haphazard high ponytail, he’s not 100% sure that his shoes match, and his mouth still tastes like last night’s dinner. He winces at the loud clang the door makes. He feels the sting of a hundred tired, student’s eyes focus on him.

Why? Why were the doors to lecture halls always at the front? Would it kill them to put in a door at the back of the room so poor students who overslept could creep in discretely? His professor stops his lecture, gives him a disgruntled side eye, then continues his droning about wind patterns. 

Keith looks up into the throng of students. In the dim light he searches for a seat that’s not too close to the front, not so far up the back that he’ll have to awkwardly climb stairs for 2 minutes and prolong this agony, but also not right in the centre so he’ll have to crawl over and stick his butt in at least 20 people’s faces. 

he’s about to give up and take a seat in the front row when he sees it. A thin, tan arm waving enthusiastically above the crowd. Keith lets out a sigh of relief and begins his climb.

Lance sits 10 rows up, on the end seat. Perfect placement. No awkward butts in faces, but he’s far enough away that he can look at online shopping sites without his professor knowing. Thank. You. Lance.

“Saved you a seat.” Lance whispers and moves over so Keith can sit on the end. Keith quickly sheds his backpack and pulls out his books. He has to shove his hair out of his eyes five times, before he gives up and re-does his ponytail. He sighs when he finally has everything in place and has taken a seat.

“What kept you? You look like shit.” Lance sniggers. Keith rolls his eyes. 

“Overslept.”

“I don’t buy it. Don’t you get up early to run or something obnoxiously healthy like that?” Lance leans forward on his flimsy desk. He notices the bags under Keith’s eyes.

“I had my martial arts grading yesterday. I guess I was just really wiped.” He leans back in his chair and sighs. Lance’s eyes light up.

“Oh shit! Yeah, you told me about that.” He scoots closer as he realises his whispers are starting to creep towards normal speaking decibels. 

“How’d it go?”

“Yeah, good.” Lance doesn’t miss the tiny smile Keith wears. He’s clearly trying to downplay his accomplishment, but Lance can tell that he’s actually feeling pretty chuffed with himself.

“Did you win?”

“It’s not a competition, it’s like an exam. I’m not competing with anyone…”

“Yeah…” Lance wears a sly smile. “You totally won.”

“Shhh!” A sharp hiss cuts between the boys’ conversation. A boy with a thin face and long, fair hair turns in his seat to look up at the two with a disapproving look. He holds his index finger up to his mouth in a shushing gesture.

Keith and Lance wear matching condescending expressions. They flip of the student in unison.

The boy with long hair lets out an indignant little huff before turning back around. 

“What did I miss?” Keith is careful to keep his voice low. He nods towards the professor.

“He briefly went over our first assignment.” Lance pulls out some papers and puts them in front of Keith. “I collected the briefs for you.”

Keith pauses. Lance really didn’t have to do that. 

“Oh… wow, thanks.”

“No problem.” Lance smiles. It makes Keith smile instinctively. He has to tear his eyes away to look at the assignment task sheet in front of him.

His stomach drops when his eyes reach a key piece of criteria.

“Work in pairs?” He hisses. Keith had never been great at group work.

“We all signed up in the google doc this morning.” Lance explains. Keith lets out a little groan. This meant that everyone was already taken. The only people would be left would be the slackers who didn’t show up this morning, or the weirdos who kept to the fringes of the lecture hall and disappeared during tutorials and in between lectures… like they were never fully enrolled.

“Dammit, the one time I miss…” Keith begins to lament.

“I went ahead and put us down together.” 

Lance suddenly regrets his decision when he sees Keith’s wide-eyed expression. Oh man, had that been way too presumptuous. He didn’t know Keith too well, but they’d been hanging out for two months now, bonding on orientation day over their love of Top Gun and seaweed salad sushi rolls. He knew Keith was really smart… maybe he would have preferred to be with one of the other smart kids. Oh god, had he just trapped him in this partnership? Was Keith’s GPA going to suffer because Lance would drag him down?

“Is that ok?!” Lance’s whisper comes out as more of a panicked slurry of words.

“What?” Keith is knocked out of his daze. “Yes! I mean…” He tones down his enthusiasm. 

“Y…yes of course. I uh… I would like to work with you.” He nervously tucks a loose hair behind his ear. “I just figured you’d be taken is all.”

“No, no.” Lance smirks. “I saved myself for you.” He shoots Keith with a finger gun and a wink.

Was that? Is this… flirting? 

Keith clears his throat. His fingers tremble, so he hides them under his desk.

“Would you uh… I’m free tonight if you wanted to come over and…” It’s just a study session. Calm down! 

“And make a plan. So we don’t rush this last minute?” 

Lance smiles with half lidded eyes and nods. 

“Sounds good. I’ll get hungry though. We should go out to dinner together beforehand.” 

Keith blinks owlishly. Damn… he really should have showered today. 

“There’s a taco bell next door…” Keith stops when he sees Lance’s grimace. Lance waves off his suggestion with a flick of his fingers. He leans in close. Keith can feel the warmth of his skin on his cheek.

“I’ll take you somewhere. I know a place.” He smirks. Keith’s eyes narrow.

“A surprise?”

“A surprise.” Lance echoes back.

Keith had always liked surprises. 

Interviewer: Keanu, you’ve said you accepted a part in Idaho first, hoping River would do the film too.

Keanu Reeves: No. We were always together.

River Phoenix: He was lying. We were doing I Love You to Death, and we both got the Idaho script. We were driving in a car on Santa Monica Boulevard, probably on the way to a club, and were talking really fast about the whole idea. We were excited. It could have been like a bad dream—a dream that never follows through because no one commits, but we just forced ourselves into it. We said “OK, I’ll do it if you do it. I won’t do it if you don’t.” We shook hands. That was it.

[River and Keanu for Interview Magazine, 1991].

  • Chaeyoung: Guys I need help, I don't know what to get Mina for her birthday.
  • Nayeon: You've come to the right place, if there's one thing Im Nayeon excels at, it's gift giving.
  • Dahyun: For my birthday last year you gave me dish soap
  • Nayeon: That wasn't a gift, I was reminding you to do your chores. Anyway Chaeyoung, what kind of response do you want from Mina. Surprise? Joy? Fondness?
  • Chaeyoung: Actually I kind of want to get her something that will make her [lowers her voice] fall in love with me
  • Jeongyeon: Oh honey...
  • Nayeon: Well, I have no clue. Everyone already loves me, I don't need to give them gifts for that. Does anyone else have any ideas?
  • Momo: Mina likes dancing, you could take her dancing
  • Jeongyeon: Momo we're suggesting birthday present ideas, not ideas for a date
  • Momo: Oh, ok then. Just ask her on a date
  • Sana: You know what's really romantic? Ice skating. Mina would look so cute in the snow
  • Chaeyoung: I'm not gonna ask her out guys. I'm barely at the stage where I can talk to her without stuttering.
  • Tzuyu: Dude why are you trying so hard? Just put some money in a birthday card and be done with it
  • Chaeyoung: You guys are useless.
  • Jihyo: [Putting her book down] Alright Chae, you want to win Mina over? Here's what you do. I want you to think of something that Mina is passionate about, something she cares about. What's the first thing that comes into your mind?
  • Chaeyoung: Anime?
  • Sana: [Clapping her hands together] That's it! You get matching YuruYuri roleplay outfits for you and Mina.
  • Jihyo: SANA!
BTS reaction to their S/O baking

requested by anon

Seokjin

Seokjin would be so happy! He would search for recepies the two of you can try out together. And with him cooking and you baking, the two of you would probably not eat out very often.

“Let’s try and make these donuts this weekend. Your pumkin bread was delicious by the way!”

Originally posted by rapdaegu

Yoongi

Yoongi would love that you are baking because now that you are dating he would always have something healthy and delicious with him at work. Nothing helps him think better than taking a break with some of your bread or some kind of pastry.

“I have decided I will extend my diet to Coffee and garlic bread. That’s like… almost healthy.”

Originally posted by yoonmin

Namjoon

Joonie would be super happy because not only does he get pancakes every saturday, but he can also take some of the excess cookies and muffins you make to the dorm, so everyone gets to have a treat.

“You are an actual angel! Kookie asks if you will make the banana muffins again soon.”

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

Hoseok

Hobi would probably see this as the golden opportunity to tell you all his baking puns.

“Did I tell you my friend’s bakery burned down yetserday?”

“What really? Is he ok?”

“Yeah, but his business is toast now.”

Originally posted by jhope-ah

Jimin

Jimin would be so in love with your baking skills. He would always be amazed by what you can make out of so little ingredients. He would also snack every time you are not looking.

“Yah, stop making these delicious muffins! My tummy is getting so soft!”

“You could just stop stealing the chocolate chips when I’m not looking.”

Originally posted by itschiminie

Taehyung

Taehyung would love your creations so much. Once you made too many cookies and he ate every single one of them. He did have a tummy ache for a few hours, but he would keep screaming “For love!”.

“I feel so full of your love!”

“Tae, what you are feeling are the cookies.”

“Same thing.”

Originally posted by bangtangirl-cutennes-v

Jeongguk

Kookie would love the protein rich breads you can make. They help him with working out and staying in shape. They also are really delicious.

“The boys are so jealous that I get to eat all your great food!”

Originally posted by shitjeon

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