i just really wanted to try one out oi

All’s Fair in Love and Pet Names




“Nuh uh.

"Honey lumpkins?”

“What the hell? No.”


“Generic. And no.”


“… I think I just threw up a little.”

“Don’t be dramatic.”

“I’m serious. If you ever call me ‘boobear,’ I’ll file for divorce.”


“Hey, you’ve been warned.”

“Listen here, dog-boy: it’s every new wife’s sacred duty to find the right pet name for her husband.”

“Which kami gave out that dispensation? Cuz I’ve got a complaint to make.”

“And I’m going to find yours, just wait and see! How about… dumpling? You like dumplings!”

“I also like being regular, don’t mean I wanna be called Shithea—”

“Stud muffin.”

“Oi, you’re not listening to me—”


“Kagome, stop.”



“Sugar pie.”

“Are you just hungry?”

“… I mean, a little. But if you don’t like the food theme, I can try something else. Sugar…um… daddy?”

“… okay, I think I really did throw up that time.”

“Yeah… that was pretty bad. Okay, scratch that one. Um… Old Man?”

“How about we avoid anything that makes me sound like your great grandfather, or the creepy old uncle nobody wants to invite for the holidays?”

“Okay, fine. I’ll think of something better. Something so good it’ll knock you right out of your socks!”

“Uh huh. My socks are quivering.”

“How aboooouuuuut… Lambykins?”    

“… Kagome…”


Fuck no.”

“Mud Puppy.”

“Stop with the 'puppy’ business. First I’m a grandpa, now I’m a toddler. Damn, Kagome.”

“All right, all right. So you want something more macho?”

“I want you to give it up already.”

“Just who do you think you married, huh? I’m not a quitter!”


“How about… Beefcake.”

“Still hungry?”

“Hot Toddy.”

“Ain’t that a cocktail?”


“… a little, microscopic, tiny bit better…”

“Silver Bullet?”

“… I don’t hate it…”

“The Silver Wonder?”



“… cat? Really?”


“Okay, these names are taking a huge step backwards. Let’s go back to the 'bullet’ idea…”

“My Uzzie Wuzzie.”

“… You know what? Fine. Fine. That sounds great… baby.”

“… now, Inuyasha… I know you know that I don’t like it when couples call each other 'baby’. It’s so infantilizing.”

“Oh? Hn, all right then, Old Lady.”


“What is it, Princess?”

“Oh my God, don’t even start—”

“Okay, Poopsie.”

“Ew ew ew!”

“Don’t like that, Jigglypuff?”

“Hey! Just because that was my favorite Pokémon in middle school, doesn’t mean—”

“Tch, who do you think you married? That’s still your favorite Pokémon.”

“… ahem. Be that as it may, it doesn’t mean I want to be called—”

“Keh! Fine then, Tootsie Roll.”

“Don’t make me file for a divorce.”

“How could you say that to me, Sugar Lips?”

“OKAY, OKAY! I surrender! Are you happy now? I surrender! No more pet names!”

“Promise, Gummy Bear?”

“Ugh! Yes, I promise!”

“Good. Glad to hear it, Sugar Lumps.”

“Watch it, Puppykins.”

A/N: I’m having too much fun with the dialogue challenge, someone take it away from me. (Yeah, I know pet names aren’t really a thing in Japan like they are in the west, but I just had to. I had to.)

BTS Creature AU

Namjoon is a werewolf and the future Alpha of the Ilsan Kim pack. Despite the norms he’s part of the small circle of his species who doesn’t actually hate vampires.

  • Always felt like a lone wolf among his pack
  • Has an alarming high IQ, which sets him apart from other wolves even more on top of being singled out as the child to an Alpha
  • Literally could not give two shits about becoming one though and lowkey hates the title
  • Neville Longbottom-ed the hardest out of his group of peers when puberty hit him like a brick, like jfc ya boi got legs for d a y s
  • Meets Yoongi when the vampire transfers to his high school
  • Uses a kind-of secret symbol thing that only other vampire’s can see that gives a sign that they’re chill with one another. This brings about Yoongi’s interest, especially considering Namjoon’s future-Alpha status
  • Backstory, he got that secret symbol thing at Ilsan’s sole co-species club after he kind of went down on a vampire who did him a solid afterwards by giving him it
  • They had their last class together and start to bond

Yoongi’s older than high schoolers should be but he had to leave his education because he was bit by a vampire, okay? Fledglings don’t have a good hold over their bloodlust so it wasn’t until he got control of himself that he went back. Unfortunately he chose a heavily werewolf-controlled high school and he’s working on transferring. Or, he was. Then he met Namjoon.

  • He’ll admit Namjoon is kinda hot, alright? But he’s a werewolf and that’s a no-go but–oh shit that’s a we’re chill symbol okay Namjoon’s definitely hot
  • Only his family is fucking awful holy shit
  • They meet in tenth grade and somehow keep their relationship a secret for two years which is impressive considering the way Yoongi’s scent tends to cover Namjoon sometimes
  • They plan out their senior years together because Namjoon is Done With This Shit™ and he doesn’t want to be an Alpha for a bunch of xenophobes thanks
  • They do a final Fuck You™ to the Ilsan Kim pack after graduation before grabbing all of Namjoon’s shit and leaving. Yoongi might have shone up at his doorstep (making him the first vampire to step on their ‘sacred lands’ in centuries) only to whisk away their now former future Alpha
  • They might have exchanged mating marks just before that final Fuck You™ so everyone in Namjoon’s family can smell Yoongi on him too
  • They move to Seoul afterwards and start trying to make their own way on the money Namjoon’s saved and the large sum Yoongi’s now deceased sire left him

I think it’s time for a read more.

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anonymous asked:

Hello! Can I request a scenario where Aomine, Kagami and Kise are in love with the same girl and they're fighting hard with each other for her attention?

You should have listened when Kuroko told you to chose wisely. You should have talked with each of them alone, tell them how you really felt instead of giving them false hope. There were so many “you should have”, but not once did you think it would go this far.

You were sitting in Maji Burger, happily talking with your friend over your phone before you were spotted by three teens that looked irritated just by being in each other’s presence, but when they saw you it felt like everyone just disappeared. Yet you couldn’t miss the way they glared at each other before approaching you.

You wanted to talk with her more, but you knew if you didn’t give them any attention they would start arguing sooner or later. And you definitely didn’t want to end up in middle of attention by given glares from other tables. You quickly bid goodbye before smiling the moment they sat down, in front of you.

“I hope we don’t interrupt you.” Kise spoke, his smiling making you feel warm and tiny bit better.

“It is alright,” You replied with a smile, but sweat dropped when Kagami snarled from the side, Aomine rolling his eyes on the other. “How are you?” You asked, trying to change subject, but it was a bad idea.

“Much better now that I see you,” Was their the same reply and you couldn’t help but sigh when they started glaring at each other, bickering and kicking their feet under the table.

You leaned on table, forehead on your hand, thinking if you should just stand up and leave or stop them. You didn’t like any choice. But you want to stop them. Looking from one to another you sighed once more, already giving up, knowing they won’t stop any time sooner. Your eyes wandered around the Maji Burger, surprised that no one has looked your way except a teen, who was ready to start laughing aloud.

Your cheeks heated up and you wanted to hide; hide from the Earth, row deep under and never come back out. Could they really be so obvious? You buried your face in your hands, not even trying to look at Kise, who was the first one to spot your discomfort.

“Oi, Kise, stop bothering her.” Aomine bit and pushed the blond behind, gaining a whine from the latter.

“I am not bothering her.” He quickly defended. “I just want to talk with her like a decent human being. If you two want to argue or fight or whatever, go outside.” He groaned and glared at Aomine before looking at you in worry. “Are you okay, [Name]-cchi?” he asked, worry heard in his voice.

“Yeah, I am fine.” You couldn’t bring yourself to speak the truth. “I am just tired. I had a long day.” You smiled tiredly and leaned on the palm of your hand, looking at all three of them, wondering why they liked you.

All three of them were handsome and you didn’t doubt they could get a girlfriend in no time. Hell, Kise was even a model and he could chose any girl another week, but you knew he wasn’t that kind of guy. He was different. And so was Aomine even though all he saw was boobs. Kagami on the other hand was the most normal one, of course if you ignore his love for basketball and hamburgers that sometimes won even over you. But you couldn’t blame any of them. They were nice, funny and special in their own way. The one thing you couldn’t comprehend was, why you. Why not someone else?

You knew you will never get your answer because you would never ask. You were too nice, too silent to speak out like any other girl would and could. You were far from perfect, but the attention you got from all three of them was sometimes nice even though they were bickering most of the time when they were with you.

They never made you feel lonely and you knew they never would.

oi mass effect fandom. save editing question here.

i have a maleshep that i’d like to try and use for kaidan’s romance path in me3. the problem is that he romanced tali in me2 (no one in me1). is it possible to edit out tali’s romance? i just really don’t want to replay 2 games to get to mshenko in me3 and i already have 3 playthroughs in me1 (help).

any advice? c:

Taylor Kitsch!!!! I just met a True Detective!!!!!!! Taylor Kitsch aka John Carter aka Gambit aka Tim Riggins aka Michael Murphy aka Bruce Niles said sorry to me because I was on his way..how Canadian is this??!! :O

I was trying really hard to walk up Mount Bonnell and I saw this hipster looking bearded guy going up and down the strairs really fast over and over and I thought why would one torture himself like that! I took another look at him and just froze in disbelief right in front of him and he said “sorry”. I know my celebrities well so I knew it was him but still I wanted to make sure I wasn’t freaking out over a doppelganger. So I googled him and according to E News he moved to Austin. So of course I lost it… What is happening I’m moving to Austin that’s it! God of Fandoms is real and I totally believe in her!

My mom is like how did you recognize him!!! Well mother, I spent a good amount of time of my life looking at his pictures I’ll recognize him in a ski mask!
He was so nice and kind..I got a handshake, a hug, a sorry, a thank you and a picture.. my life has meaning now! ^_^

spellhorn  asked:

The KHR/Naruto crossover sounds amazing I really hope you write it someday. I can't help but think about the fact that because this is a ninja world, being a super assassin is pretty much a normal thing. And that when Reborn is, well, reborn there he would take offence to the fact that he is no longer known as the worlds greatest hitman and that just won't stand (so he goes off at the tender age of 1 to rectify this since if he did it before in an infant body he can damn well do it again lol)

Maybe if I have time. And I could totally see that.  Arcobaleno snippet:

“If I absolutely had to be reincarnated, why did I have to be reincarnated with all of you, kora?!  Why couldn’t it be just me and Lal?”

“Shut up, idiot!  What makes you think I want to be reincarnated with you?  I’ve already spent one lifetime staring at your moronic face!  Now is there anything we’re supposed to do here?  It’s hardly normal to remember past lives.”

“Well, the great Skull-sama-”

“Shut up, kora!  Nobody asked for your opinion!”


“Hmph, well I’m not going to spend my time loitering here with all of you.  If I have to live here, I have money to make.”

“And I saw the people in this world execute very interesting abilities I have never seen before.  Hmm, I wonder what it will take to capture one of them.”

“You better not be thinking of doing anything creepy, Verde.  You know Tsuna won’t stand for- oh, wait.”


”,..We’ll kick you’re ass if you try anything.”

“Yeah!  What Lal said-”

“What did I just say, kora?!”


“Oi, Reborn, what’s up with you?  You’ve been really quiet.  Aren’t you gonna contribute or did death do us all a favour and made you mute, kora?”

“…My reputation.”


“I’m not the world’s greatest hitman here.”

“…Out of everything, that’s what you’re concerned about?”

"Well, it makes sense, kora.  This guy’s not the world’s greatest anything around these part-“


“Where did you even get that gun, kora?!”

“None of your business.”

“I want one!”

“Make your own.”

“Wh- Wait, where are you going?”

“I have to go kill people.  I don’t think they have hitmen here so I’ll settle for world’s greatest assassin.”

“Reborn, you’re one years old.”

"What’s your point?”


Autumn Leaves - Part 5

I know its late but happy new year everyone I hope you all had a lovely day and have a great year. Thanks for liking and reblogging the last part and as always I hope you enjoy this.

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That night Finn couldn’t sleep for thinking about her. He tossed and turned, he even put on a record in the hope it would help him drift off like it usually did, but not this time. His every thought was consumed of Rae Earl. He wondered if she’d be lying in bed unable to sleep for thoughts of him too, probably not he decided. He wondered why she’d think so horribly about herself or even think he’d be so horrible as to think that way about her. He then realised he barley knew her and she barley knew him. He so badly wanted to know her though. To know her every thought. What her plans for the future were, or what she thought of the new Weezer album. What she thought of his band but he’d find that out on Saturday. Why didn’t he think this much about Chloe. She was his girlfriend and here he was unable to sleep for thinking about her best friend. He liked Chloe, he really did and she was a beautiful girl but well they didn’t really have much in common. There was no connection. There was with Rae though, even if thy had only really argued he felt a spark there and he hoped she did too. He’d have to end things with Chloe he decided. Maybe he’d do it tonight before the party. He figured she wouldn’t be too upset they barley knew each other after all and then they could just enjoy themselves.


Rae and Izzy where walking out of school chatting about nothing in particular when Chloe came running up behind them.

“Alright you two, fancy coming round mines before the party and we can all get ready together” she said panting for a breath.

“Yeah that sounds great I want to look good tonight” Izzy said.

“Oh yeah who you trying to impress” Chloe teased doing a dance with her eyebrows.

“No-no one I just want to dress up that’s all” Izzy said nervously letting out a little laugh.

“What about you Rae” Chloe asked.

“I suppose I could as long as it doesn’t involve me getting a bloody make over and ending up looking like a man in drag” Rae sighed.

“Oi you cheeky mare me and Iz put in a lot of effort last time” Chloe said.

“Yeah you looked great Rae, really sexy” Izzy added causing the other two to laugh.

“Oh really I must’ve had something wrong with my eyes that night, oh wait that’s right I did, i couldn’t see fuck all because you two used too much glue on them stupid eyelash things” Rae complained folding her arms across her chest.

Chloe and Izzy burst out laughing causing Rae to roll her eyes.

“Alright so maybe we went a bit far with the eye makeup but we wouldn’t use lashes on you this time” Chloe said.

“Yeah that’s right you won’t because you won’t be anywhere near my face, what time shall we head to yours”.

“Around half 6 if that’s alright with yous” Chloe suggested,

“Yep sounds perfect Chlo” Izzy said.

“Well alright i’ll see you two later Finn said he wanted to see, had something to talk to me about so i’m off to his just now” Chloe said before giving them a wave and strutting off.

“I wonder what that’s all about” Izzy stated curiously.

“I guess she’ll fill us in later”.


Later that night Rae and Izzy arrived at Chloe’s to find her crying which wasn’t like her at all.

“Oh don’t cry Chlo” Izzy soothed, squeezing her friend into a hug.

“So what exactly did he say” Rae asked. She was so angry with Finn. She knew she was right about him. He only wanted one thing and now that he’d got it he was done with her.

“Oh just some rubbish about us having nothing and common and there being no connection and how he thinks we make better friends. How can he say that, i mean he slept with me he obviously felt something unless he was just using me” Chloe scowled angrily, sniffing and trying to stop crying. She hated to cry.

“Finn wouldn’t do that Chlo he’s a nice guy maybe he really does think your better as friends” Izzy said trying to see things from Finns point of view.

“I’m not so sure Iz I’ve always had a bad feeling about him” Rae said.

“Yeah well I bloody know that Rae all you did was argue with him, maybe that’s why he broke up with me. Maybe he was fed up with you” Chloe shouted.

“Oh no! You are not pinning this on me Chloe.” Rae shouted back, shocked she at what her ‘best friend’ had just said.

“Come on guys stop arguing yeah, let’s just get ready and go have a great night” Izzy said.


The 3 girls walked into the party and headed straight for the kitchen figuring that’s where the boys would be if it was anything to do with Chop.

“Ohhh check yous, i think we’re with the best looking girls in here lads” Chop said as he greeted the girls.

“I think you might be right there Chopper” Archie said before saying hi to each of the girls with a hug.

There was tension after that between Chloe, Rae and Finn and everyone else noticed it.

Rae was the first to break it though. “Right i need a drink, what you got for me Chop” Rae said walking over to the counter where Chop was standing and giving him a slap on the back.

“Well Raemundo i was thinking we could start off the night with a couple of shots my dear, what do ya say” Chop asked his smile from ear to ear.

“I think that’s a pretty great idea” Rae replied.

“Right well gather round you lot, I’ve a feeling this night is gonna get messy” Chop shouted enthusiastically before filling up 12 glasses with vodka and Sambuca.


Around two hours later Rae found herself in the living room sat in the corner surrounded by cd’s. After the shots everyone had pretty much gone there separate ways. Rae had barley seen any of the gang in age and she wondered where they’d got to. Just as she was putting Definitely Maybe into the cd player she felt someone sit down next to her.

“Mind if I join ya?”.

Rae turned her head to find Finn looking sceptically at her. She didn’t reply, just shrugged her shoulders and lifted her can of cider to her lips only to realise it was empty.

“I brought you another drink, figured you might’ve finished that one” Finn quietly said handing her a can.

Rae took the can from him and opened it taking a large gulp before she picked up a cd and read the song list on the back. She really wasn’t in the mood to talk to Finn Nelson especially after what he’d done to Chloe.

“Look I know you don’t want to talk to me and that’s fine but I, I just wanted to say that i’m sorry about last night. You got the wrong of the stick I didn’t mean to upset ya I jus-”

“Why’d you brake up with Chloe?” Rae asked interrupting him.

“What?” Finn asked confused.

“Well you just said you didn’t mean to upset me, but you’ve upset Chloe. Did you just use her for a shag? Was that your plan all along? Just use her for sex then leave her, even if she gets hurt in the meantime?” Rae asked not looking at him.

“What? No course not. How could you even think that? We just didn’t click-”

“Yeah that’s what she said but surely if that’s the case you wouldn’t have slept with her in the first place. If you didn’t feel anything for her,” Rae said now looking at him. She couldn’t read his expression. It was a mixture of confusion and well she thought he was maybe upset but hat reason would he have to be upset.

Finn couldn’t understand how Rae could think so little of him. He understood she was looking out for her friend and he knew that they hadn’t got off to the best of starts but she was really hurting his feelings now. She must really hate me he thought to himself.

“I get that your looking out for Chlo and I respect that cause i’d do the same for Arch or Chop but is that what you really think of me? I would never ever do that to a girl. Me and Chloe had nothing in common, there was nothing there. Yeah there was an attraction but not much else. I thought maybe after i’d slept with her i’d feel different. I know that was wrong now but I honestly didn’t realise she liked me that much. We never really even talked.” Finn said, hoping she’d understand. Willing her not to hate him.

Rae stayed quiet for a while thinking about what he’d said. She could hear the honesty in his voice and she could see it in his eyes when he spoke. She felt guilty for accusing him of intentionally hurting Chloe and she realised she’d got him wrong.

“I believe you” she finally said.

“Sorry” he said not quite believing what he’d heard.

“I believe you. I know you never hurt Chloe on purpose and I guess I got you wrong.” she said giving him a slight smile.

“Can we start again and for real this time” he asked returning her smile.

“Yeah, i’d like that.” she replied.


The two sat chatting for an hour or so taking it in turns to go and get the drinks. They talked about almost everything and found they had quite a lot in common. They where just sitting in silence when the Beatle’s love me do began to play. Finn let out a little laugh through his nose.

“What’s funny?” Rae asked looking at him to see him smiling as though he was remembering something.

“It’s just, I used to sing this song to me nan before she passed away. She loved the Beatle’s, never stopped playing them. She was always banging on about how handsome they were. You remind me of her actually always going on about something.” Finn laughed looking at her with admiration.

“Oi ya dickhead what’s that supposed to mean” Rae asked laughing.

“No I like it, I like talking to you and I don’t like talking to anyone” Finn said raising his eyebrows.

“Is that right?” Rae teased.

“Nah im only joking” he teased back.

Rae gently shoved him but she done it harder than intended and he fell over causing them both to burst into laughter. She held her hand out to help him up and they ended up face to face. Finn couldn’t help but get lost in her eyes, they were just so beautiful to him. He then averted his eyes to her plump lips and he couldn’t help but want to kiss them. He gently placed his hand on her cheek and when she didn’t flinch or pull away he leant in to kiss her but was interrupted.

“What’s going on here!!”.