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Nine to Five (Part 9)

Pairing: Father!Stiles x Reader

A/n: You can thank me later, here is my ask box to FREAK OUT

Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10

Originally posted by dylanobrienaddicted26

You wander into the Stilinski’s household, a smile gracing your face at the sight of Rosie and Stiles sitting at the breakfast counter together - finishing off their breakfast. “Good Morning.” You greet the pair of them, who give you the exact same grin.

“Daddy, can I give it to her now?” Rosie half whispers to Stiles, making you raise a brow in his direction. The sight of him in a black suit still sent shivers down your spine even though it was something you seen every morning.

“Yes, pumpkin.”

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anonymous asked:

your neighbor aus are so cute!! can you do jun, jeonghan, and hansol please??

aww thank you!! sure, ill also add in dino to complete the neighbor!17 series ~

joshua, mingyu & seungkwan can be found (here) ~
wonwoo, hoshi & seungcheol can be found (here) ~
seokmin, woozi & minghao can be found (here) !~ 


  • you’re pretty sure you saw him in a movie once, but you’re not a hundred percent sure. everyone in the building is sure they’ve seen him on tv,,,,but was it a movie? a commercial? a show? no one ever truly finds out,,,,,
  • sometimes every1 is like “he looks too rich to be living here”
  • but tbh jun loves the attention like he won’t admit it outloud but please,,,,,,,he probably poses in the elevator ever so subtly and everyone is like oh my look at how handsome and in jun’s head he’s like ‘mhm this is my angle take it all in, i look great from a 45 degree tilt to the left’
  • jun is doing the most basically 
  • model walks in his plaid pajama bottoms and flip flops, bends and snaps when he throws out the garbage. you will nEVER catch him off guard
  • his apartment is pretty cool though because jun is the type to splurge. so like big TV,,,expensive blankets,,,,,,,probably one of those glass coffee tables that are super fancy and jun doesn’t even know he has expensive tastes it’s just like second nature to him 
  • oh and he has mirrors
  • like a lot of them
  • when will any of us reach this level of Self Confidence t b h
  • and you’re like pretty familiar with jun because photography is your hobby and he’s always asking you if you guys bump into each other if you can ever help him take some headshots since he wants to try out for modeling
  • like you always agree but halfheartedly because you’re not sure if you want to work with someone,,,,,,,,,,as high maintenance as he seems
  • but one day you get caught by jun coming back from the park where you took some photos and he’s like are you free now??? and you’re like mIGht as well get it over with,,,,,,,,,
  • so you tell him yes and that he should come over since you have some lighting equipment @ your place
  • and jun,,,,you notice as you’re setting up is a little fidgety. like he keeps looking at his reflection in his phone and biting back his lip and you’re like ???? i thought he was like super confident about his looks but he seems,,,,nervous 
  • and you’re like “are you ok?” and jun snaps out of it and desperately seems to try and hide his feelings with a sly looking grin and he’s like “of course~!”
  • and you ask him to sit and face forward and,,,,,he does but then he like tilts his head a bit and you’re like “i need you to look straight if you want me to get a good shot” and he’s like oh! sorry
  • and he does it but you can see his eyes flashing worry and you’re like “,,,,hey are you really ok?”
  • and jun laughs, again obviously hiding what he’s really feeling and he’s like “fine! i just don’t think i look too great if you see all of my face like this”
  • and you damn near drop your camera because what the HELL is he talking about and you even say it, like literally, you’re like what the hell are you talking about
  • and jun scratches the back of his neck and tries to wave it off but he’s like “i look the worst from the front, my angle and profile is way be-”
  • and you’re like picking your camera back up and you’re like “you look like a handsome actor up front, don’t even say something like that.” and jun looks at the lense and you snap a couple of photos then go over to show him 
  • and you’re like “look at your jaw, and your skin??? it’s a gorgeous color, softly tan,,,,and your eyes are so strong and distinctive?? your nose is like the perfect size! you don’t even need touch ups - you’re naturally stunning.”
  • and you don’t notice it but jun is looking up at you and his smile turns into a bit of a smirk and he’s like “you think im stunning?” 
  • and you’re like yes!! and his smirk gets bigger and he’s like “i think you’re pretty stunning too-”
  • and you’re like me???? what- but then you catch the smirk from the corner of your eye and you like playfully push his shoulder and tell him not tease
  • but jun shrugs and he’s like “what, it’s true. you’re very nice to look at too.”
  • and you brush it off, hiding your face behind your camera as you get ready to take more photos of him
  • but you know,,,,,,turns out he isn’t all that high maintenance,,,,,,,tbh he listens really well to you and you get a lot of shots
  • and as you’re both looking at them you feel jun’s hand sneak around your shoulder,,,,his body closer to yours but like,,,,,,,you don’t mind,,,,,,,i mean,,,,,,,,,,,,,who would mind lbr
  • jun insists that he should pay you back for taking his photo and you’re like it’s fine and then he’s like ‘ok, then let me just take you out on a date because i really really want to.’ and you’re like DONT joke about that but jun’s like im not joking????? let’s go on a date??? gorgeous people need to stick together you know~~~~


  • the neighbors call him ‘the perfect son-in-law’
  • because they want all their daughters to get married to him because he seems like the perfect man: good looks, good manners, good brains like WOW the whole damn package
  • and jeonghan is always so humble and modest about the nickname he’s like “marriage? oh im not ready” or “im nothing compared to your daughter”
  • (but in reality he’s just like lol please leave me alone i want to go home and take a nap. he’s just,,,,not saying that because that would be rude LOL)
  • he’s always really soft looking. like he never leaves the house with bed head, owns many warm looking sweaters, always reading some classic literature and seemingly listening to au clair de la lune 
  • just a real live fairy human,,,,angel,,,,,,,glowing force of beauty?
  • and his apartment is the same. like fight me on this but jeonghan would have some dried flowers hanging on his walls, paintings by like monet, a fuzzy white carpet, and like vintage looking furniture you’d feel like you were in a story book
  • and he like even set up a little corner of his apartment with a drawing easel,,,,,,,,like im talking instagram level aesthetic here
  • collects like ,,,, idk,,,,,,, little glass statues or something like bare with me it’s just so pretty because he’s so pretty
  • and you know him (how could you not) because every time you two leave at the same time he smiles kindly at you and you’re just like wow. this day? blessed
  • but one day you’re coming home and you’re in the wORST mood because of work/school plus you got soaked in the rain since your bus came late and you get into the elevator with jeonghan who smiles at you but you can’t even bring yourself to feel the usual happiness you do when he does that
  • and the elevator ride is slow up but then suddenly you feel something warm on your wet shirt
  • and it’s jeonghan putting his cardigan around your shoulders and he’s like “you can catch a cold walking around like that.”
  • and like holy shit an angel just touched you but also you’re like ,,,,, i,,,,,,i can’t take this from you
  • but jeonghan is like don’t worry, also make some tea when you get inside.
  • and you both split ways when the elevator door opens and you’re inside your apartment looking down at the cardigan in your hands and you’re like ?!?!?!?!?! what,,,,just,,,,,,happened
  • and the next morning you plan to return it but before you do you close the door and see a note stuck to the front and it reads ‘keep the cardigan. i hope you don’t get sick.’ and you’re like ,,,,,,,,,,, am i dreaming
  • but you hear another door unlock and you look over to see jeonghan again and you have no clue what to say because the most beautiful person on earth is being so sweet to you
  • and he smiles again when he meets your gaze and he’s like “glad you’re not sick” and you’re like “um,,,,thank,,,thank you for worrying about me?” and jeonghan shrugs and he’s like 
  • “ive always worried about you, you come home looking tired and i hope you’re not overdoing it.” and you can’t help but want to like d i e because,,,,w h a t,,,, he’s been worrying about you???? what kind of romance movie plot,,,,,
  • but then jeonghan leans a little closer and he’s like “if you feel sick, knock on my door. i have some medicine and ginger my mother sent over.” and you’re like ,,,,o,,,,,okay,,,,,,,
  • and jeonghan touches your cheek softly and heads for the stairs 
  • and you’re like am i imagining things or is,,,, ‘the perfect son in-law’ interested in me,,,,,,,
  • but no you’re not imagining things because jeonghan stops midway down the stairs and is like leaning against the wall because he’s happy you’re not sick but gOD he really just invited you over,,,,,,to his house,,,,the neighbor he’s liked for so long,,,,,,,,,,,,


  • tries to act cool and independent but always has to call over someone to kill any bugs he finds in his house
  • he’s got really bad luck because while he tries to look aloof and grown up he ends up tripping over things or walking into walls or getting himself stuck between the elevator doors and ,,,,,,,,, everyone in the building is like “he’s such a cute kid!” and vernon is like im NOT a kid,,,,,,,,,,,
  • but c’mon he once screamed because he thought the shadow of the neighborhood cat was a ghost
  • but this unconscious dorkiness is what makes him so lovable and everyone’s always asking him to say something in english and vernon is like “good morning” and everyone’s like WOW SKILL TALENT
  • the type to ride a scooter everywhere,,,,,,,,seungcheol passes by on his bike and is like ??? and vernon is like “scooters are the new Aesthetic”
  • has one of those cool beds that’s like a bunkbed but the top is the bed and the bottom is a desk area 
  • and he’s bought a lot of composing equipment and he has a collection of headphones and other cool things that pertain to music all around his apartment
  • and it isn’t that messy, but it’s all in dark tones like his little sister visits and always insists that vernon change his bed sheets from grey to like yellow and vernon is like ‘im a cool guy, cool guys don’t have yellow sheets’ and his sister is like uh huh ok
  • you actually don’t know vernon that well, but you know his sister because you work part-time at a grocery around the block from your building and when she visits vernon she always stops by to get food and complain a bit about how brother n EVER eats actual meals
  • and you think she’s the most adorable girl on this side of the planet so you always sneak in free ice-cream or candy for her 
  • and as you’re getting home from your shift one day, the elevator opens and there’s vernon and his sister and once she sees you she’s like !!!!!!! and drags vernon over to you and she’s like 
  • “i didn’t know you lived here too!!! this is the brother im always talking about, are you guys friends???” and you and vernon are both embarrassingly like not really,,,
  • and his sister pouts and she’s like “when im not around, can you take care of him for me? im worried he’s not getting enough sun and -”
  • and vernon coughs because sOFIA you’re embarrassing,,,,,me,,,,,
  • but you’re like “ok, i will!! good neighbors take care of each other ^^”
  • and vernon kind of tries hard to keep from turning pink when you ask if that’s ok with him and he’s like ,,,,,, sure anything to calm down my sister
  • and it’s funny because sofia is looking between you and vernon and she’s like 
  • “you’d look cute together you know, my brother is single-”
  • and vernon is like OOOO KA ay,,,,,,time to go nice talking to you neighbor bye bye
  • and you watch as he like dashes off and he’s like c’mon sofia but she stays back a bit and leans over like 
  • “i think he’s shy,,,,,he’s like that. but it’s a good sign, i think he’s interested too~~”
  • and you’re like oh my,,,,,,,
  • but also can you believe sofia. the real matchmaker mvp 


  • get mistaken for someone who doesn’t live alone, but who still lives with their parents because what???? you can afford to pay rent on your own?????
  • but tbh he’s quite independent, and a quick learner like ask any of the other seventeen neighbors who self taught themselves to make chicken tenders from scratch??? no one. except dino who learned from the nice grandma down the hall
  • sometimes gets in trouble for playing music too loud but he’s too cute for any1 to stay mad at for 2 long
  • can be spotted playing tag with the younger kids if their parents have to go get groceries or something, he gets a side job as a babysitter sometimes because kids love him???? he’s so good with them because he has so much energy??
  • his own apartment is a lot like him, it’s colorful and the most important thing is his speakers that are the only thing he keeps relatively clean. his desk is littered with clothes and notebooks and candy wrappers from late night snacks
  • has photos of his parents performances up on his wall and in his closet he has it separated into : dance costumes and normal clothes 
  • all his refrigerator magnets are in the shape of dinos,,,how cute
  • he practices dancing by himself late into the night so a lot of the time he ends up getting hungry and ordering pizza on a whim and,,,,,one day he gets a pizza but it’s like???? an extra large size because the orders got screwed up and dino is like: i cannot. finish this
  • and he considers calling vacuum cleaner hyung (minghao + mingyu) but it’s late so instead he’s like “maybe the neighbor will want some!!!”
  • that neighbor is you,,,,,he’s also up doing some late night work and when you hear the doorbell you’re like ?????? it’s 1 in the morning,,,,,is it a robber??? and you grab a nearby pot just in case but when you open the door slowly
  • you just see dino,,,,,with his kindhearted smile and a plate stacked with??? pizza slices
  • and he’s like “i don’t know if you like pizza, but i have a lot left over and i thought if you were awake you’d like some !!!” and he grins and puts out the plate and you’re like ???? but also,,,,,,,,pizza for FREE,,,,,,,yum yum
  • and you gladly accept and dino is like happy because he’s made you happy and for a second you two stand there a bit awkwardly and you’re like “do you want to come in?” and dino is like “well,,,,it’s late but we never properly introduced ourselves as neighbors so??”
  • and you’re like it’s fine come in sorry for the mess and you go over to your kitchen, dino following behind and you’re like “so why are you up at this ungodly hour?” and dino is like “im practicing!! i dance~” and you’re like OOOO show me 
  • and dino clears your sofa a bit and starts busting out all these cool moves and you’re eating pizza and clapping and you’re like encore!!! as a silly joke but he really does start doing another routine
  • and you’re like holy hell i never knew i lived next door to such a talented person!! 
  • and dino blushes red and he’s like “im still practicing, it’s just a hobby for now,,,,” but you’re like “seriously, you could be a PRO, you should try becoming an idol?”
  • and dino is like wHA,,,, i could NEVER and you’re like “you’d do great!! you’re a nice person, you dance well, and you’re cute!” and the word cute just makes dino scrunch up his nose,,,,,but he likes it and he’s like 
  • “maybe ill look around for some auditions!!” and you set down the pizza to give him a thumbs up and you’re like “once you become an idol, ill be your number one fan - i promise~” and dino is like alsfgkfsdkh don’t say that that’s so cheesy
  • but you’re like “you know what’s really cheesy? this FREE PIZZA”
  • dino: “good pun!!!!!!!!!!!”
  • you: “i know right!!!!!!”
  • you’re both laughing so damn hard you accidentally wake the other neighbors LOL 
Chapter Two [Beyond the Sunrise, LMMxReader]

Summary: Your first date with Lin doesn’t go exactly as he planned it.

Word Count: 1,785

Warnings: Slow burn, as always.

Authors notes:  Sab - First dates a fun, right? We’re churning these guys out - it’s so amazing to get to work with Ren, we both hope you enjoy it! (And, as she says, please don’t kill us.) 

Ren - This chapter. Oh god there’s no words for it. I hope you guys like it and please don’t kill us *evil laughter is heard in the distance*

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“Hi, excuse me I-” You looked up for a second to find one of the visitors you had talked to just a few minutes ago. “I believe you handed me the wrong…”

The guy handed you one of the museum brochures, and you noticed the dates were off. Taking a deep breath, you opened the top drawer to find the right folder, handing one to him before apologizing. It was the third time you messed up that afternoon: First, you almost guided the group of students to the wrong exhibition, then a guest’s question went completely over your head, leaving them staring blankly at you as you attempted to collect your wits, and now this. You felt lucky that your boss was drowning in paperwork and not paying much attention to his employees.

The truth was: you were nervous. Ever since you and Lin started texting, things just clicked between you, everything was easy and he made you smile. A lot. With Stephen sitting in the next room during many of those slightly flirtatious conversations, however, you knew it had to come to a halt soon.

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the third wheel

request: Please could you write a piece where Harry and y/n’s best guy friend keep hanging out and she’s feeling left out so they do something sweet for her

questions, comments, concerns


I knew they’d get along, knew it from the moment I met Harry. They had a similar sense of humor and loved teasing me and would die for the same pair of Gucci boots. What I didn’t expect was for my boyfriend to hijack my best friend and vice versa.
“So, tomorrow, me, you, our favorite Thai place and scoping out that new gallery a few blocks over. You in?” Aidan hesitated and I knew before he even said it. “Are you joking?” I groaned.
“I promised him I’d go with him to decide what to wear to SNL.”
I laughed, “Swear to God, he’s cheating on me with you.”
“Oh come on, you know he’s not my type he’s not pretentious enough.”
I laughed but once it died down I said, “I just miss you… Miss you both, really.”
“Babe, you live with him.”
“Yeah and lately if he’s not working he’s with you.”
“Oh come on, that’s not true.”
I pulled out my metro card and swiped myself in, running through the open doors on the subway before they closed, “Yes it is! I can’t even remember the last time I had a real conversation with either of you.”
He was quiet for a moment, “We’ll hang out this weekend, I promise.” I was rolling my eyes on the other line and I think he knew because he added, “I love you.”

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Tyler Seguin - Tipsy

Originally posted by schneiderforpresident

Request: “ Request!! T Segs where he sees you in the club and he can’t take his eyes off you and you run into him later on in life and you get sassy w him not realizing it’s him. “

A/N: I’m writing this in bed at 11 pm. Sleep who? Sorry I changed this request a little bit, I could write a different one later if you’d like? Just let me know.

Warnings: Drunk scenes/vomiting/forced kissing 

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Hopeless (Part 2)

Originally posted by teenwolf--imagines


Request : a few, sort of 

Summary : I do not​ know what crap I’ve written, bare with me.

words : 863

Warning :  I really don’t know where I was going with it I just wrote what I thought gelled together the best.

Hopefully you aren’t very disappointed.




“I’ll see you after chem?” Stiles asked when he was dropping you off to your class. “you really don’t have to drop me to class all the time, Stiles” you say chuckling. It’s very sweet of him but you really didn’t want him to go out of his way to drop you off. “My Econ class is right there” he points at a random door. “Have fun studying at the janitor’s closet” you say calling him out. He scratches the back of his head sheepishly. “See you” you laugh at him and nod. You walk to your desk and settle down.   You see Liam walk into class you smile and wave, he waves back but he seemed a little off.

“What’s wrong? You forgot your assignment again?” You ask and he shakes his head. He waves a file in front of your face before sitting in the desk beside you.  “We need to talk about something” he says. It urges your curiosity and you say “About what?” you raise an eyebrow leaning towards his desk. The teacher walks in right at the moment and you lean back into your seat not wanting to get in trouble.

After class, you gather all your things and Liam starts speaking again. “Are you and Stiles a thing now?” he asks and you stop on your tracks. “What?” you chuckle. “What makes you think that?” you ask. “Don’t lie to me” he says following you out of class. “Why does it bother you even if we were?” You question. It was obvious that he was with Hayden.

“Look” you start running your free hand through your hair. “He’s helping me with things” you say. It was true. Stiles was helping out with a lot of research in the beastiary and getting over Liam, sort of. He’s been helping around a lot. “What things?” he presses. “It’s none of your business, Liam” you snap. he huffs, he’s definitely upset. “Well, I’m sorry” he says and walks off. “Liam, Liam, that’s not what I meant” You turn around. “LIAM!” you call out but he keeps walking. You groan and go to your next class.

You obviously told Stiles about your Liam encounter. You were in Stiles bedroom. You were doing your homework together. He was at his desk and you were on his bed. “I’m tired of this situation really” you say to him referring to Liam. “You don’t want us to be a thing? I’m hurt, wounded” Stiles said dramatically, joking around. “Oh no, that’s not what I meant, I’m forever yours,” you joke along. He laughs and you join in. “Maybe you should tell him how you feel once and for all, enough of the hiding (y/n), I can see how much it hurts you,” he says. “I don’t want to ruin my friendship with him” you say.

“hiding is only harming the friendship, isn’t it?” he asked and you nod.

You sit up, “okay, I’ll tell him” you say taking a deep breath.


You had texted Liam about meeting up and he invited you over. You went over played a video game, then the dreadful time arrived. He said those words you really didn’t want to face. “Didn’t you have to talk to me about something?” he asked and you immediately took a deep breath. “yeah. It’s about um-“ you almost thought about lying but you knew he would find out, “I had something to confess” you say, you look up at his eyes gathering every ounce of courage you had in your body. He raises an eyebrow. “go ahead” he urges. You fidget with the controller you had in your hand.

“Ever since I’ve known you, I’ve had a crush on you” you say breathing heavily. It feels great to get it out of your system but you’re still scared of how he’ll react.

“oh” you hear him say.

That’s it? You confess this huge secret and he says oh? Disappointing. “Do you- um- Did you want us to be- something more?” he asks almost choking on his spit, you could hear it, it was that bad. You were completely shocked at what the situation was and you wanted to dig a hole and die in it. “For a while- yeah” you nod slowly. You didn’t make any sort of eye contact with him. “I’m sorry if I made things weird,” you apologize looking down at your lap. “No, you didn’t, I- um- I’m sorry (y/n),” he says and you knew what was coming. Rejection.


You were walking back in the dark, trying to contain your tears. You went straight to Stiles, to probably yell at him about how bad of an idea it was. He would obviously choose Hayden, you thought. You rang the bell at the Stilinksi Residence and Stiles opened the door. “feels good to get it off of my chest” you start. “but it’s upsetting to know he won’t choose me” you say as the tears slowly begin to fall, the ones that already brimmed your eyes when you got here. Stiles put his arms around you to comfort you. “You’ll be fine, I promise” he says softly.

 I’m sorry if this is disappointing. I don’t want to disrespect Hayden as a character and isn’t this a little more realistic anyway. PART 3?

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I’ve had my dog since the day I was born

by reddit user inaaace

Ok, now that I’m writing this I can see how strange it is that I’ve had my dog for almost 31 years, but when you live with something every day of your life, it’s kinda normal, you know? I mean, sure, it crossed my mind here and there that, hey, how come Snoop is 20, 24, 26 years old, but I never gave it extensive thought. Good nutrition and daily exercise is what I’d say and move on. It wasn’t impossible, right?

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I Hate You || Jack Maynard Imagine

“Y/N? Is that you?” I spin around, and come face to face, with the one person I thought I would never have to see again. Jack Maynard. I rake my eyes over his body and back up to his face. He hasn’t changed since we were fifteen.

“Um, yeah that’s me.” I trail off, turning back to the steaming coffee sitting on the table before me. The memories, of us and how much we hated each other run through my head. I sense him walking around me and out the door.

“Hey, babes, sorry I’m late,” B/F trails off but after seeing my facial expression she asks, “What? What’s happened?”

I look up at her and sigh, “I just saw Jack.”

I watch her expression go from confusion to one of knowing. She knew of my past with Jack Maynard, even though I had met her long after  

“Oh well, Are you coming over to meet my new boyfriend tonight?” She says in an attempt to distract me.

“I mean, Yeah,” I chuckle, “I want to meet the person that I’m going to have to trust with your heart.”

B/F laughs and takes a sip of her coffee. I smile over at her. “I need a new outfit to wear tonight babes, you said he has roommates, could be a night to impress.” I wink at her.

“Yeah,” she laughs, “Let’s go shopping.”


As I finish the final touches on my makeup, B/F walks into our shared bathroom. I stand up and do a quick once over of my outfit. Ripped blue denim shorts, a black tank with the words “God Is Good” printed in a bold white text and a flannel adorned my body making me look super hipster.

“Do I look alright?” I spin myself around and let B/F assess my outfit. When I finally stop, I look over at B/F I see the smile that shows that she approves and I giggle.

“Yes, dude! Now let’s go!” she excitedly grabs my hand and pulls me out of our flat into the cold London air and into our waiting Uber.


B/F is excitedly rambling on about how I’m going to love her new boyfriend, Josh, while we walk through the halls and up towards his flat.

When we finally reach Josh’s door, B/F knocks excitedly and looks back at me and winks. A tall ginger guy opens the door and smiles widely and wraps his arms around B/F and kisses her softly. She pulls away from him and comes to stand next to me again, and hold my hand in hers and says, “Y/N this is Josh, Josh this is Y/N.”

I smile kindly up at my Best friends boyfriend. He says “Hello, come in and meet my roommates.”

 B/F quickly follows him inside, whereas I slowly make my way into the flat.

“Jack? Conor? Come and meet B/F’s friend.” he smiles over at me, but I can tell that all the blood has rushed from my face and that I’m staring at him in shock.

“Oh no,” B/F trails off “Please don’t be the Jack.” B/F looks over at me with a face of concern. I feel panic slowly rise into my throat and I give B/F a look of ‘are you serious?’. I hear footsteps make their way to the room that we are in and before I can see who it is I spin away from the group in an attempt to calm myself down.

“What do you mean?” Josh questions, confusion evident in his voice, “Wait you’re the Y/N? You’re the one that Jack was in love with when he was fifteen.” Josh says matter of factly.

“Are you fucking kidding me, josh?” The voice that I recognize as Jack’s ask. I slowly turn my body back so I’m facing Jack. I look at him and the memories of our last fight come rushing back to me.

“Jack! What the fuck is wrong with you?” I shout into his room.

“What are you on about?” A smug looking jack retaliates smirking over at me.

“You told Johnny that I liked him, and even worse than that you fucking told him that I’m a virgin?” I scream, trying not to cry

“So?” He asks making me scoff, “It’s true, nothing I told him was a lie.”

That’s what sets me off. I let the tears slip out of my eyes “I can’t believe you would do that to me.” I trail off.

“Well you shouldn’t tell people secrets.” he says matter of factly.

“I hate you.” I spit at him, I watch as hurt flashes over his eyes. But before he can say anything, turn away from him and make my way out of the house and into the streets.

“Hello Jack,” I say softly, meeting his gaze. His eyes immediately locking me to my spot on the floor.

“Hey,” He scratches the back of his neck, “How have you been?”

“I really don’t have time for small talk Maynard,” I spit, Not wanting to listen to him any longer I turn to josh and smile, “Is the other Maynard here?”

“Y/N?” Conor comes running into the room and engulfing me into a hug.

“Hey ConCon,” I laugh as we almost fall over, “How have you been bud?”

Conor laughs, “Really, you just flipped at Jack for the same question, but I’m good.”

“I flipped at Jack for pretending that we don’t hate each other.” I glance over at Jack and back to Conor.

“Seriously? You’re still pissed at him for what happened when you were fifteen?” Conor sighs and runs his fingers through his hair. I wasn’t pissed anymore. But he made it very apparent when we were younger that he hated me, so I wasn’t going to be the one to pretend that it didn’t happen.

“No. Actually, he helped me get my first boyfriend.” I smile, Look over to jack and raise my eyebrow.

“Johnny? Really?” Jack scoffs. I shake my head, “No, he told everyone that I was a virgin, so I was bullied like crazy, Thank you by the way, and then one of the people that would stand up for me and asked me out, B/F Jack was a good guy wasn’t he?” I look around looking for B/F and notice that she and Josh have disappeared making my giggle softly.

“Can you two just talk it out? I’ve missed you, and I’ve missed our little trio.” Conor sighs and pushes me towards Jack. “Conor, that’s not fair she hates my guts, I can’t do anything to change that,” Jack complains

“Tell her why you did it,” Conor says as he exits the room that we are standing in.

“What is he talking about?” I question, taking a step towards him. I watch as he runs his fingers through his hair and takes a seat on the couch, “Jack?”

“I can’t tell you,” he trails off, “You’ll only hate me more.” I step towards him and sit on the couch around an arm’s length away from him.

“I don’t hate you, anymore.” I sigh and run my hand over my face.

“Why? You should hate me. I’m the reason that you were bullied. I’m the reason that that guy took you away from me. It’s all my fault. I was in love with you, but I was jealous of all of the guys that you actually paid attention too. I’m an awful person. You should hate me.” His voice cracks with unshed tears and he turns towards me, takes my hand in his and kisses it softly. I have no time to react, I pull him towards me and wrap my arms around him.

“I’ve missed you, Maynard,” I whisper into his ear, “But if you had of told me that you liked me you would have known that I liked you too.” I laugh softly when he pulls away from me and looks at me skeptically. “But instead you decided to be a big dummy and hurt my feelings a lot.” I smile over at him. “Yeah, i did that, didn’t I? Can we start over?” he asks looking deep into my eyes. I nod slowly.“Go on a date with me?” he asks and takes my face in his hands. I nod my head again. Jack pulls my face to his and presses his lips to mine, I place my hands in his hair and smile into the kiss. I pull back and grin at his closed eyes.“God I’ve missed you.” he says as he wraps his arms around me once again.

anonymous asked:

Can you do an imagine with Barry Allen where he gets stood up on a date and people are giving him pity looks so reader goes up to him and pretends to be his date and it ends all fluffy and cute, please ?


Also I made the reader have an annoying ex that wouldn’t shut up, so she went to Barry to pretend to date him and then found out he was stood up. Hope that’s okay :)


You sighed as you took another sip of your drink at your empty bar table. After the week you had, you just wanted to quietly sip your drink and then leave.

You looked around the bar and saw it was full of people; some quietly discussing, some laughing in big groups, some outright drunk even though it was only 7 o'clock.

And one sitting quietly on a bar stool, not touching his drink and not making any attempt to speak to anyone.

You couldn’t help but wonder about him, wonder about the tall lean frame that seemed to be upset about something.

However you couldn’t wonder about him for long, because a rowdy group of men who just entered caught your attention.

One of the men, you realized to your horror, was your ex boyfriend Sam.

Looking back on your relationship, you never actually knew why you started dating him in the first place. He was awful to you and treated you with no respect.

“Evening babe!” he shouted as soon as he saw you.

You looked around wondering where you could go as he approached and the only place open was next to the tall guy you were sort of stalking earlier.

You decided to just make a run for it and go sit next to the guy.

As soon as you arrived he turned to look at you, you noticed that not only was he hot but he also looked upset.

“Hey,” you said.

“Hey?” he had no idea what was happening.

You leaned closer into him, “Look I’m sorry, my ex just walked in and I’m trying to get him to not notice me. Sitting alone at a table is a lot more noticeable than sitting and talking with someone at the bar.”

He chuckled, “Glad I could be of assistance. My date stood me up so….”

“Wait really?” you asked, “Who would stand you up?”

He sighed and scratched his head, “Someone I thought really cared apparently.”

Before you could respond, someone tapped you on the shoulder.

You turned around to find your ex sneering at you, “Hey babe. Fancy seeing you here.”

“What do you want Sam?” you asked, simply wanting to back to your conversation with the man that exceeded all your expectations.

“Wanted to see you again,” he said, leaning in, “You looked so lonely sitting her all by yourself. Want to head back to my place? Not like you haven’t before.”

Before you could respond, your mystery man butted in for you, “Hey bud listen here, she’s not lonely she’s with me. So you can go back to doing whatever you and your testosterone friends do with your sad lives. I’ll be over here making hers a whole lot better.”

He was so stunned that he didn’t have a response, he just walked back to his friends with his take between his legs.

You turned back to the man and smiled, “Thanks so much for that.”

“No problem,” he replied shyly, “not sure where that came from….”

You chuckled, “Well I’m grateful for it, he never would have left me alone.”

He looked over at your ex with a disgusted look on his face, “What did you see him? I don’t believe for one second that he treated you even remotely well.”

“Yeah well that’s because he didn’t,” you responded.

He was about to respond when a girl entered the bar, looking oddly smug but the expression on her face changed the moment she saw you.

“Barry!” she called marching over, “What do you think you’re doing? We’re meant to be on a date!”

“You didn’t show up,” Barry said quietly looking down.

“You are something else. Come on. Let’s get away from your current company,” she said, with her nose straight in the air.

“Current company?” you repeated, now pissed off, “You didn’t show up. What was he meant to? Sit here silently for the rest of his life? You’re more than welcome to leave, we’re doing just fine here.”

The woman simply looked shocked and walked away.

The man, who you now knew to be Barry, chuckled, “Thanks for that. God I don’t know what I was thinking with that one.”

You laughed and the two of you began to have a proper conversation.

Sure, you thought, you weren’t really thinking when you dated your last boyfriend.

But as Barry insisted on walking you home that night, you couldn’t help but think that you may know exactly what was going on this time.


Guys I haven’t died. I just went to writers hell and couldn’t find inspiration and school started and family drama and just life.

But I’m back :) and I promise I will post a bunch of Chicago stuff tomorrow and will attempt to not fall off the edge of the earth again.

Nessian librarian/professor Part2

Ship: Nessian
Type: Librarian/Professor AU
Word Count: 1,231
Rating: T

I would like to say a special shout out to @dr-woodsprite who inspired  a certain someone’s apearance in this fic….your wish is my command 👓😉And also to @tintinnabulary@pharaohleviphantomhive @mara84aelinrowan @rowanismybae @acourtofpainandfeelz @ancientrosetta @luna-colorata for voicing your interest and support! 

This started out as an anonymous ask, but turned into something much bigger. I hope you enjoy!  

Part 1

Dinner had been surprisingly enjoyable given they had only known each other for about fifteen minutes.

He told her all about how he initially went to school to be a business man, but discovered a love for teaching when his best friend had a daughter. Cassian was the obvious first choice for babysitting on date night. Which more often than not turned into a weekend in some cabin they all loved apparently.

As his niece grew older Cassian started helping her with homework. This inevitably led to his discovery for the love of teaching.

Part of her thought he was lying.

Sure, it was a great story, but was it true?

Surprisingly, Nesta opened up a bit about herself. She told him about her two sisters and how her mother had died years ago from cancer. Somehow she managed to keep her father’s death out of the conversation. Those wounds were too new….too fragile.

He ordered steak which wasn’t surprising, but he seemed surprised when she ordered the steak as a well.

He looked shocked for a spilt second before a smirk grew on that sensual mouth of his.

She simply lifted an eyebrow, and sipped her wine.

Watching his eyes dilate, as her tongue flicked over the edge of the wine glass.

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Low Life

“So how are things with Alex?” Josh smirks.
We were sitting on the couch with Tyler, in the house that the two of them shared.
“Uh, it’s fine,” I shift uncomfortably in my seat. “Doesn’t sound fine…” Josh chuckles, giving me a light shove.
“Lay off, Josh,” I growl and storm off to Tyler’s room, slamming the door behind me. I need a few minutes to cool down and I know he won’t mind, he’s a pretty good friend. The boys don’t follow me, and my head is pounding, so I curl up on the bed and shut my eyes for a minute.
“Ow, shit!”
My eyes fly open at the sudden shout. I look around the room for the source of the noise, still disoriented from sleep.
“Hey, it’s just me,” Tyler murmurs, walking over to me slowly. He sits on the bed next to my head when he reaches me. “I was trying not to wake you up, but I tripped on that wire,” he continues, chuckling and reaching back to scratch his neck.
“It’s fine,” I mumble, letting my eyes fall shut.
“Can I, uh, ask you something?” he says quietly.
“What?” I mutter, not bothering to open my eyes.
“Are things really that bad with Alex right now?”
I groan and roll over to face away from Tyler. I really want to be angry with him, but I know he’s just asking because he’s worried.
“They’re not…they’re fine.”
“That’s not true, I can tell. Is he being mean? Is he hurting you? Please tell me,” Tyler pleads.
“No, no,” I sigh. “He’s just–I’ve been, um, he’s just not the best…in bed.”
“That’s what’s wrong?” Tyler bursts out laughing, and I can feel the bed shaking next to me.
“Asshole.” I chuck a pillow at his head, but he just laughs harder.
“I’m sorry,” he finally says when he calms down. “But that’s so dumb.”
“It is not! I’ve been faking to make him feel better, it sucks!” I say defensively.
“Aww, Alex can’t give it to you right? He’s not man enough to make you feel good?” He taunts, poking my shoulder.
“No, he can’t. And it isn’t funny, Tyler.”
“I’m sorry, you’re right. I’ll make it up to you,” he says, and I can practically hear him holding back a grin.
“What the hell are you talking about?”
Tyler doesn’t answer. I finally get tired of waiting, and turn back over to face him. He immediately shoves his lips onto mine, then climbs on top of me.
“Want me to give it to you? I promise I can do better than Alex,” Tyler murmurs against my mouth, lowering his hands to the hem of my shirt.
“Please, Tyler,” I groan; I don’t even mean for it to come out. There’s a voice in the back of my head screaming at me to get the hell out of here, but I really don’t wanna listen to it.
“You wanna fuck me?” I nod and he laughs. “I knew it. And I never liked Alex, anyway.”
Tyler quickly pulled my shirt over my head and went back to attacking my mouth with his. He was quick to strip off the rest of my clothes, too. Tyler leans back on his calves, eyes scanning my body hungrily. My face starts to flush, and I feel extremely vulnerable under his gaze.
“Why are your clothes still on?” I whine, reaching for his shirt.
“No, no,” he grabs my hands and holds them above my head firmly. “I’m in charge.”
I feel myself growing wetter at his sudden display of dominance, he’s never been like this to me before.
“Jesus, I can’t believe you’ve been keeping this gorgeous body from me all this time,” Tyler bites his lip. He trails his fingers down my sides lightly, stopping at my hips. He slips his hands between my legs and nudges them apart.
“What–what are you doing?” I gasp when he lowers his mouth to my body.
“Showing you what it’s like to really be fucked. That’s what you wanted, isn’t it?” His eyes are dark. I nod. “Then fuckin’ act like it.”
“I’m sorry…daddy,” I smirk down at him. Tyler’s eyes widen.
“Keep saying that,” he orders, then buries his head between my legs.
“Jesus,” I breathe, feeling his tongue trace lightly over my clit. He pushes a finger into me, then another, barely letting me adjust.
“You are so fucking soaked,” he mumbles, licking a stripe up my core.
“Please just fuck me daddy,” I say desperately.
“Oh, you want me to fuck you, eh?” I nod furiously.
“Alright, turn over, on all fours,” he says sternly. I follow his orders, biting my lip in anticipation.
“You ready?” He asks, taking a break from ordering me around to make sure I was okay.
I smile to myself, saying “yes, daddy.”
Tyler slaps me hard on my backside, then slips into me all the way, groaning softly.
“Oh my god,” I arch my back, pressing myself back against him.
Tyler pulls out almost entirely, before slamming back into me, harder than before. He starts thrusting and my head falls down between my hands.
“Feel good?”
“Yes, daddy, so fucking good,” I moan.
He smirks at me, reaching a hand under me to rub at my clit. I shudder, already feeling my orgasm creeping up on me.
Tyler thrusts in and out of me, firmly and steadily.
“You gonna come already, baby?” He says, tightening his circles on my clit.
“Holy shit, Ty,” I feel myself start to tighten around him. Tyler grips my hips tightly, pulling me back against him to meet his thrusts.
“You feel…so fucking good,” he groans. “You have no fucking clue.”
He runs his hand up and down my spine gently. “Come on baby, let it out.”
I finally let my orgasm wash over me, it spreads to every inch of my body, taking everything I have. Tyler thrusts messily into me a few more times before he reaches his end, coming deep inside me.
“That was amazing,” I pant.
Tyler slides out of me and flops down beside me. He wipes my sweaty hair out of my face and smiles, pulling me in for a kiss.
"You have to promise me you’re gonna break up with alex because we are definitely doing that again.”

ex-girlfriend ?

a/n: finally the jai request. sorry it took so long, but hopefully you like it.


There was nothing I hated more than moving. Trying to make new friends, getting situated, and then there’s the whole entire process of trying to fit in so people don’t think you’re weird.

Yeah I was outgoing, and crazy and funny, but some of that stuff takes people a while to get used too.

I had just finished unpacking my room, and my drawers were practically empty. My mom had us keep some clothes back at our old house. Her and my dad got a divorce and he decided to stay back in Florida, and my mom decided to move out to California.

So unfortunately in the split, more than half my stuff stayed with my dad, simply for the fact that shipping it out would cost way more than buying new stuff.

My dad won the lottery so he always gave me a generous amount of money for my birthday, and every holiday, simply cause he knew I couldn’t see him that much. And of course he paid for my flights between him and mom. And then my mom had a really high paying job, so money wasn’t an issue, we had enough.

And then I did have a job back in Florida, but of course had to quit to move, so I had my own money to buy things I wanted. But with this move, my dad gave me money to buy new clothes and anything else.

My mom had most of the stuff unpacked downstairs, and then the neighbor came over so she was currently sitting downstairs talking with her.

“hey mom, can I uh, go to the mall or something? I need some new clothes.”

“yes of course sweetie. Oh this is our neighbor Jessica.”

“hi.” I smiled

“hello.” She grinned.

“alright, I’ll be back.” I called out as I walked out the door. I decided to walk, simply cause traffic was so awful.

I had just walked into the mall and decided to go into my favorite store, urban outfitters. Finding a bunch of new tops and some shorts I ended up walking out of the store with 3 bags.

As I was walking to another store I decided to text my mom, tell her how things were going. Not paying any attention I accidently bumped into someone, stumbling back a bit.

“I’m so sorry” I rushed out, feeling so awful for running into someone. I looked to see who I had just ran into. He was tall, tan, dark hair, eyebrow piercing, sweet smile. He was probably the hottest guy I’ve seen.

“no, it’s fine.” his smooth voice spoke, with a hint of an accent I wasn’t familiar with. “I’m Jai.” He smiled, reaching out his hand.

“um (y/n)” you smiled, taking his hand.

He smiled and then scratched the back of his neck.

“um, I know we just met and everything, but uh, my ex-girlfriend is here with her new boyfriend, so do you think you could just walk around with me, and uh, act like my girlfriend possibly?”

I was a little taken back by his request. So shocked I was speechless. Did I even hear him right. He wanted me to pretend to be his girlfriend?

“look, I understand if you don’t, and I understand it’s childish, but I just want to make her jealous.”

“I have some serious shopping I need to do-“

“that’s fine, I just wanna walk around and stuff. I understand if you don’t want to bu-“

“oh no, it’s fine.” I cut him off. I mean, this would be a hell of a story for my first day. Pretending to be someone’s girlfriend. Why not? And it’s not like he’s gonna kill me in public, or kidnap me or something. He seemed pretty normal.

“awesome.” He smiled, reaching out to take my hand, but I pulled it away slightly, leaving him looking at me confused.

if you tell me what happened between you two.”

He stepped back and seemed to think about it. Humming, and rubbing his stubble before he finally, after 2 minutes he spoke “alright deal.”

He took my hand and we started walking.

“alright, where to first?” he asked.

“I uh, I’d like to go into forever 21.”

“alright, forever 21 it is.” He smiled, as we walked towards forever 21.

“so, your end of the deal.” I smiled up at him.

“okay okay, so uh, we were together for 2 years. And yeah I loved her, but apparently it was all just a lie. She told me she was feeling sick so she was just gonna stay home, so I thought I would be the good boyfriend I was and show up with flowers and some chocolate and make her soup or something. So her mom let me in and told me she was up in her room, so I walked up to find her on top of some guy.”

We had just walked into the store, still hand in hand, but I stopped and looked up at him, shocked.

“she was cheating on you?” I gasped.

“yeah.” He sighed. “I was so mad I just left, I threw her flowers in the trash and ate the chocolate on my way home.” He laughed.

“so did she like try to explain or anything?” I asked, as I searched a rack.

“yeah, she called me and tried to tell me it wasn’t what it looked like and all that bull.”

“did she really think you’d believe that?” I asked, holding up a top.

“you’d look good in that.” He smiled, “but yeah, she said it was an accident, she didn’t mean it.”

I smiled at his compliment and decided to get the top “so what did you do?” I asked

“I told her we were over. I didn’t care if it was a onetime thing or not, she just threw away the best thing that would ever come her way.”

“that’s great.” I laughed, looking for some shorts. Jai looked at me and got a cheeky smile.

“you should try those on, just to be sure.”

“alright.” So I went to the dressing room, Jai following and sitting in a seat, waiting for me. I tried on a pair of high waisted shorts. Not sure, of what I thought on them.

“so?” Jai asked.

“I’m not sure.”

“let me see.” He called out, so I walked out of the dressing room in front of Jai.

“hmmm, turn around?” so I turned around, twirling in a circle.

“wait, I think there’s something on the pocket, turn around again.”

So I turn around and stop, so he can get whatever it is off my pocket.

“well, what is it?” I ask, but Jai didn’t respond. I turn around and look at him to see that he’s just staring at my ass. “Jai!” I laugh, turning around.

“sorry, sorry” he laughed, throwing his hands up in defense, “but yeah, they look good you should get them.”

“alright, let me change and let’s go.” I laughed.


We were walking around the mall now, hand in hand again. He was currently telling me a bunch of crazy stories of him and his brothers and a few friends. He also told me about how he’s originally from Melbourne and him and his brothers and their friends moved out here.

“I feel like I’ve been talking, tell me your story.” He said as we walked into Victoria secret. I just needed some new bras and panties and other girly stuff.

“um, well, my parents just got divorced so my mom and I just moved out here, like today, hence the need for all these.” I said, holding up all my bags. “but I lived in Florida and I’m an only child, and that’s about it. I’m not that exciting.” I awkwardly chuckle.

We walked around some more, and talked some more. We did a little more shopping before we stopped at the food court to grab some food. I got pizza and Jai got a sub. We sat and ate and laughed over shit Jai said, making random comments about people, like ‘that guy over there, he’s a rejected mine. Failed outta mine school’ and just a bunch of completely random shit.

When we were done eating we walked around some more. Jai wanting to go to a shoe store. So as we were walking, holding hands again, Jai said some joke and I burst out laughing. Nearly half the people that were by us stopped and looked at us.

I blushed and buried my face in Jai’s chest, to hide my flushed cheeks. I felt so embarrassed.

“what are you doing?” he laughed, his arm now around me instead of holding my hand, since my head was in his chest.

“I’m so embarrassed.”

“why?” he asked.

“I hate my laugh.” I mumbled.

He pulled back and looked at me like I was crazy. Then he just shook his head and wrapped his arm back around me. “well I think your laugh is the cutest laugh I’ve ever heard.” He smiled.

“stop.” I blushed, turning my head into his chest again.

We were right about to walk into a store but he stopped suddenly.

“Jai, I didn’t literally mean stop.” I laugh.

“no, it’s just. I see my ex-girlfriend.” He said, looking over my shoulder. I went to turn around and look where he was, but he grabbed my shoulders to stop me from looking around.

He looked off in the distance and then his eyes got wide.

“what!?” I asked, curious.

“she’s uh, she’s looking over here. She didn’t see that I saw her.” He said, looking at me.

“so what do we do?” I asked. He briefly looked up and then back at me.

“okay, don’t hate me.” He said.

“why would I?” I laughed a little.

“cause of this.” He replied before he grabbed my face and his lips met mine.

At first I was shocked. But then I closed my eyes and dropped my bags as I rested my hands against his chest and kissed him back.

His lips were soft, and he was so sweet and gentle with the kiss. It wasn’t sloppy and all wet, it was kinda slow and super sweet.

He pulled away and smiled down at me, and I smiled up at him.

He grabbed my hand and we started walking towards where he was looking right before we kissed. I looked all around for his ex, him giving me a description of her earlier, and I couldn’t see anyone that looked like her.

“uh jai?” I asked, looking up at him sideways.

“mhmm yeah?” he asked looking back down at me.

“where uh, where’s she at?” I asked looking around.

“ohhh uh, about that.” He said, scratching the back of his neck. “my ex wasn’t here.” He said, shyly.

“what?” I quizzed, puzzled.

“um, I made it all up. When you bumped into me, I just really wanted to have an excuse to talk to you.” He awkwardly laughed.

“Jai” I gasped/laughed, playfully hitting his chest.

“hey, sue me, but can you really blame me for wanting to spend the day with a beautiful girl?” he asked, rhetorically. I just blushed.

“so uh, I was thinking, our second date could be a little more practical, lunch, tomorrow?”

“real smooth” I laughed, then stopped and he looked at me, confused as to why I stopped.

I just stood on my tip toes and kissed him again briefly. Pulling away and smiling.

“but lunch sounds great”

I wrote my number down for him before we parted, receiving a text a minute later, talking about our lunch plans for tomorrow.

Maybe this move wouldn’t be so bad.

Fluffy please? - @chaos-and-the-calm67 is about to love me so much right now. This is considered part 2 of A Fan Of What? Click that to read part 1. The song in this fic is “Straight Up” by Paula Abdul. Enjoy! YOU’RE WELCOME.

A Fan Of What? Part 2

After your terrible shift at work, you went home and changed quickly, as your friends had asked if you wanted to go out to a karaoke bar with them. You were quick to accept the invitation after the day you had dealt with, and you spent no  time getting dolled up for the occasion.

Once you had parked outside the bar, you were already thinking about what song you were going to sing tonight. When you approached your friends outside the bar, the four of you walked in and you straightened your rather short dress and made sure your hair was okay. You were known to meet quite the handsome men here and you wanted to be prepared.

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— bubblegum pink. + finn bálor [1]

→ request: ― just a small thing I did!!

→ word count: 4,544

→ content warnings: FLUFFY!FINN. alcohol mention (and use). some swearing. shitty ending. I guess that’s it.

→ note: this is finally done. my suffering is goddamn over. but I’m really somehow proud of this so I hope you all like it! shoutout to some of my friends on Quotev who have seen my work and have complimented it. I’m trying to tackle on more of the wrestler’s head in here instead of the usual where I focus on the reader’s mind, so this may look 100% shitty but i tried ok :’) enough babbling, i really hope you enjoy this!!

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Santa’s grouchy little helper

Originally posted by ohstylesno


(Y/n) is always happy and sometimes Harry can’t handle it.

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Bucky Barnes One Shot

Fake Dating

Fandom: The Avengers

Summary: Bucky is sick of feeling like a ticking time bomb and being under constant surveillance. In an attempt to deter his over-worrying friends he says he’s dating his next door neighbour – you.

Note: A part of a Fake Dating series I’m doing. Read the Bruce Banner version here

Originally posted by bovaria

Bucky really appreciated his friends. He was grateful for all of them and how much they helped him in getting reintroduced into society. The 21st century was a whole new challenge and as much as he loved his friends for trying to assist him, they were beginning to become a challenge themselves. He was starting to hate them.

The members of the Avengers were constantly worried about Bucky. Growing up, Bucky had always been the one who worried about others – specifically, he was the one who worried about Steve and not the other way around. He never had been able to understand Steve when he talked about how much he hated everyone pitying him for the way he looked and lived but now, Bucky understood. To his friends he was a ticking time bomb. He was lucky enough to have moved out of the Avengers base where he was under constant surveillance and into his own apartment in the city. It wasn’t much but it meant that he got to be in on his own.

Every few days Steve would come and visit him. It felt like he was constantly there though considering the amount he texted Bucky – Bucky didn’t mind though.

It was one of the days that Steve came for a visit. The two of them had met up for lunch and Steve was now going over a mission that Bucky would be allowed in on. It wasn’t often that Bucky was allowed to participate in missions due to his background but slowly the Avengers were permitting him to do small jobs on minor cases. Steve had gone over the mission nine times now.

“Steve, I got it.” Bucky cut off the other man before he could go over the mission again.

“I’m just making sure,” Steve was trying to seem casual as he looked around the apartment but Bucky knew he was analysing his living situation, “you sure this is the right place for you? The base has been –,”

“I’m seriously fine,” Bucky had a brief flashback on what Tony had said a few days earlier when he was forced to check in on him, “I… even have a girl that I’m interested in at the moment and I don’t want to go moving right now.”

You could’ve heard a fly fart in that moment. Both of them had fallen silent over what he said – even Bucky couldn’t believe what he’d said. He was experimenting on something that Tony Stark had suggested to him. Tony. He was already regretting his decision.  

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anonymous asked:

Kuroo headcannon memes

Camp NaNoWriMo Day Thirteen Request Complete!

i’m so tired that when i got to the mini-playlist question, i typed “kuroo” into my saved songs on spotify as if that would yield any results… it’s almost friday, thank goodness

and i guess very minor spoilers for the manga? it’s really just a small fact about kuroo we learn that really doesn’t have a bearing on anything plot-wise

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Headcanon meme time

⌆ a nervous tic or habit they do

  • Scratches the back of his neck or head sheepishly.

⏀ describe their usual smile

  • I think it’s obvious that he has a few different, fun grins. We have his Cheshire cat smirk; that feigned, pleasant one we saw him give to Daichi during the first Nekoma/Karasuno match. Although, closed mouth and half-lidded glare is his most standard one.

⇅ do they look up or down while thinking?

  • I feel like he does neither. He looks forward and totally zones out so it doesn’t come across as staring.

❧ describe their usual sleeping position

  • I’m laughing because canonically Kuroo sleeps on his stomach, with two pillows pressed to either side of his head. I can’t imagine it’s very comfortable. He’s so weird.

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starlightky  asked:

"Are you throwing rocks?" Ladrien :) if it hasn't been snatched up!

“Are you throwing rocks?” Ladybug asked, voice full of laughter.

Adrien jolted away from the balcony railing, startled.

“Sorry,” she smiled. “I didn’t mean to scare you.”

“No! Hi! Uh, hi,” Adrien blushed. “I just didn’t expect to see anyone out here.”

“Hence the rock throwing?”

Adrien’s face reddened. “Yeah.”

“Are you going to explain or…” Ladybug grinned at him.

“Right. Uh…hmmm…this is going to sound really dumb.” Adrien scratched the back of his neck. “When I get irritated with my dad, I come up to this balcony and throw these rocks down into the courtyard. They don’t hurt anything but it really infuriates him when he walks out and there are tons of little rocks all over the place.” He dropped his head. “It’s juvenile, I know.”

“Can I try?”

“Y-you want to throw rocks with me?”

“Sure, if you don’t mind.”

“Of course not!” Adrien reached down and grabbed a handful of pebbles from a canvas bag at his feet. “Here.”

Ladybug took a few in her gloved hand. She glanced at Adrien for confirmation and then gingerly tossed one down. 

“Wow, that was…a little pathetic,” Adrien laughed.

“Hey! I was trying not to do any damage.”

“Well, you definitely succeeded in your goal then.”

Ladybug stuck out her tongue at him. The pair tossed a few more small rocks into the courtyard below.

“So what happened with your dad tonight…I mean, if you don’t mind me asking?”

Adrien sighed. “Nothing new really. He threatened to pull me out of school again because I left in the middle of a photo shoot this week. It was an emergency but he didn’t seem to care.”

“That really stinks. He’s not actually going to take you out of school is he?”

“I don’t think so. He just likes to pull that card every so often.”

Ladybug dusted off her hands and turned to Adrien. “I’m really sorry.”

“It isn’t your fault.”

“I know. I hate that you have to deal with it though. And I’m glad you are staying in school. It would definitely be much less interesting without you there.”

“Wait. Ladybug, do you go to my school?” Adrien asked, eyes wide.

Ladybug tried to step and stumbled backwards. “What?! Of course not!”

“Then why–”

“Oh! I think I hear an akuma! I must be off!” Ladybug slung out her yo-yo and bolted away.

“See you tomorrow, LB,” Adrien whispered with a small smile. He dusted off his hands and went inside.

Originally posted by miraculousgifsbug

A little stone-throwing Ladrien action just for you, @starlightky :) Thanks for taking part in the 200 Followers Celebration Prompts! <3

The Quest for the Lost Treasure (Part 3)

Pairing: Adventurer!Jason Todd x Adventurer!Reader

Word Count: 1652

Summary: In university, you discover that an ancient treasure supposed to have been “found” was actually still lost. Determined to be the one to find it, you set off on a journey to find it, and run into Jason Todd and his adventurer posse. With Jason’s expertise of the land, and your natural talent for adventuring, you two are the perfect mix. Will you find the treasure smoothly? Or will you fail and lose a friendship?

Warnings: foul language, stolen vehicles, Jason being an ass again

A/N ooh la la there are some sassy moments up in dis chapter. I hope you like it! Its kinda a filler, but I promise the next chapter will be more action packed (PS get ready for the smolest batboy!)

Parts: 1 2

Reader POV

“Y/N! Y/N! There is a boy at the door for you!” I hear Maya’s grandmother shout. I sluggishly get out of bed and shuffle out of my (guest) room.

“What? What boy?” I shout as I pad over to the front door. I practically spent the whole night talking on the phone trying to get tickets to Colombia, but unfortunately, everything was booked. Just my luck.

“This boy,” Mrs. Caixeta gestures to the guy standing at her door, and surprise surprise, it’s Dick Grayson.

“What do you want?” I greet him grumpily.

“Good morning to you too. Are you ready to go?” He asks.

“What the hell do you mean? Speak English,” I slur.

“Well, first, I am speaking English. And, second, we’re taking you to Colombia. Get your stuff so I can take it and put it in the plane.” Dick explains. It takes me a few seconds, but I process what he says and jolt fully awake.

“Wait what?! You’re taking me? What about your jackass of a leader?” I ask.

“Uh, he doesn’t really know, he thinks that I went to go get some snacks for the flight,” Dick scratches the back of his neck.

“Oh great. Dick, it’s fine, I don’t want to get you in trouble. Just go to Colombia. Honestly, don’t worry about me,” I say as I begin to close the door.

“Y/N wait, please. Jason doesn’t know that you can really help us. He’s too proud to admit he needs help sometimes. He’s a really complicated person,” Dick pleads.

“You’re telling me,” I roll my eyes.

“Come on, join us. It could be fun,” Dick smiles. I look at him for a few seconds and then make my decision.

“I’ll be out in 10.” I tell him.

“10 minutes or seconds?”

“Minutes, I’m not the freaking Flash.”

Jason POV


“WE NEED THEM!” Tim shouts back.

“NO WE DON’T!” I argue.

“Can you shut up? I’m trying to sleep!” Damian comes down the stairs and walks over to me.

“No can do, Damian. Tim is being a pack-rat as usual,” I shake my head.

“Tell me again why I can’t come? I’m just as capable as Drake. You know this!” Damian asks.

“Dude, you’re like 10. I can’t let you come because you’re too young,” I ruffle his hair.

“I’m actually 11 so shut the–” Damian starts.

“LANGUAGE!” I interrupt. He flips me off and crosses his arms.

“I blame this on myself,” I refer to his near cursing incident, “Anyways, you can’t go and that’s final. Babs will take care of you while we’re gone, it’ll be fine.” 

“Aw man, what a buzzkill! Let the kid come!” I hear a familiar voice behind me. When I turn around, Y/N is standing there, next to Dick, with a smug smile on her face. She’s got a backpack and Dick is holding a duffel bag, which I assume is hers.

“Wowza,” Damian says.

“Shut up, pipsqueak,” I tell him. “What are you doing here?”

“Dickie bird here said I could come with. Thanks again,” she winks at me.

“You’re not welcome. Dick, I made it clear that we weren’t taking her. What the hell?” I say.

“Jason, now I really don’t care. Y/N is a nice girl and we should give her a hand. You have to get over the past and focus on the future. She can help us out,” Dick walks over to me. I glare at him for a few seconds before I look up at Y/N, who’s simply looking at her nails. Then I push past him and walk over to her.

“Okay fine, but here’s the thing: you’re not just gonna catch a ride with us and leave. I fully expect you to help find The Crown. If I catch you ditching us, you’ll be sorry,” I say as I grab her by the arm and pull her towards me. I look into her eyes, searching for a sign of fear, but there is none.

“Sounds like a plan,” a sly smile appears on her lips. Not even a little scared. I let her go and storm over to the house to find Tim.

“On one condition,” she calls out. I stop in my tracks and turn around.

“And that is?” I ask with agitation.

“Tater-tot gets to come with,” she nods at Damian. I look at Damian, who’s grinning up at me. I really don’t want to do this, but if it means her keeping the promise, then I have to.


Reader POV

As the song switches on my phone, I sigh for the third time during this car ride.

“We have been driving for half an hour. Didn’t you say you had a plane or something?” I turn to Dick and take out an earbud.

“Yeah, but it’s in a secret hiding place. We can’t just have a plane lying arou–” Dick starts.

“Jason you missed the turn again! The plane is right through those two trees!” Tim shouts from the passengers seat. Secret hiding place: revealed.

“Well it’s not my fault there are trees everywhere that look like those two damn trees!” Jason fires back. I roll my eyes at his foolishness and go back to listening to my music and looking at the jungle.

The song I’m listening to changes to a really upbeat song and I can’t help but bop my head lightly and hum it.

“What are you listening to?” Dick asks me. Instead of responding, I hand him one of my earbuds.

“Ooh, I like this.” He says and I laugh. He starts lip-syncing to the song and dancing, which causes me to laugh harder.

“Grayson, can you please stop?! You’re gonna hit me in the face!” Damian says from Dick’s right side.

“Nope. This is my jam!” Dick continues wiggling in his seat. Damian let’s out a dramatic groan and turns away from Dick.

I’m in love with your body!” Dick sings out, completely out of tune. Jason huffs and grips the steering wheel harder which makes me smile. This is fun.

“Dick shut up, we’re trying to find the plane,” Jason snaps.

“Man, you ruined my jam.” Dick says, still dancing.

“I think it’s entertaining,” Tim starts smiling.

I think it’s annoying,” Damian chimes in.

“Oh man, it’s this song!” Dick turns to me as a new song comes on. (It’s Panic! at the Disco’s I Write Sins Not Tragedies). “You have great music taste.”

“Thanks, I try,” I shrug.

“Okay we’re here!” Jason says tensely, stopping the jeep abruptly. I look around and see we’re in a clearing near a river and a plane is on the platform we’re parked on. Now here’s the interesting part. It’s not like an airplane that you find at the airport. It’s a cross between a biplane and a seaplane.

That’s your plane?” I point at it as I get out of the car.

“Yup! She’s a beaut, isn’t she?” Jason looks at it proudly.

“If you think that’s a beaut I wonder what you think about actual humans,” I quip as I grab my stuff and follow Dick, Tim and Damian to the plane while Jason gapes at me. “Hello? Aren’t you gonna join?”

Jason narrows his eyes at me and harshly grabs his stuff.

When we arrive, Jason fishes the keys out of his pocket and opens the door to the pilot seat.

“Alright guys, get in.” He says.

“Wait what about your car?” I ask as Dick takes my stuff and puts it in the backseat.

“I’m sure the owner will find it in a few days,” Jason gets in the pilot seat. I widen my eyes as Tim helps me up.

“You stole the car?! Did you steal the plane too?!” I exclaim.

“What? No! We built this plane! What makes you think we stole it?” Jason asks as he starts up the plane.

“Uh, you stole a car, I think I have the right to question where you got this plane,” I point out.

“Alright, I don’t blame you for wondering that, but for the record, we can’t drive around Brazil in a plane, so we kinda needed a car,” Jason puts a pair of headphones on. I follow his lead and put my own on.

“You could have just rented one,” I say. Jason turns around and looks at me with disgust.

“You’re such a goody-goody,” he scoffs and turns around.

“Excuse me? I’ll have you know that I–” I start to argue back.

“Girls girls, you’re both pretty, can we go now?” Damian interrupts us.

I laugh at Damian’s witty remark while Jason glares at the dashboard.

“Shut up, short-stack, we’re leaving now,” Jason says and starts steering the plane toward the river.

“I’m not short!” Damian fires back.

“You kinda are, Damian,” Tim says from next to him.

“I’m fun-size,” Damian mutters and crosses his arms.

“It’s okay Damian, you can’t help that your brothers are freaking behemoths. I understand the struggle,” I hold up my fist for a fist bump, which Damian returns. Tim and Dick snort and Jason shakes his head and rubs his temples.

“If everyone could just shut the fuck up for one second so I can focus on getting this plane off the ground without dying, that would be great,” Jason says into his headphone mic.

“Language, we have a small child aboard,” I whisper into the mic. Dick and Tim burst out laughing and Damian snickers.

“Just shut up!” Jason snaps. Our laughing quiets down and Jason readies the plane for taking off. He and Dick talk through the procedures and then he moves the plane forward.

The next thing I know, we’re flying high above Brazil.

Corona, here I come.


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