i just really loved this scene ok

anonymous asked:

AAAAAAAAAHHH NO HES NOT DOING THE BLOWJOB SCENE OK! I WONT BE ABLE TO HANDLE THAT NOT OK NO!!!!

Honestly, Owen can blow as many truck drivers as he pleases, I don’t care… what’s really got me all fucking NOPE is the battering a woman to death bit… cuz you know those horror filmmakers just LOVE pumping up the graphicness of it all when the victim is female either to get their rocks off or because horror is supposed to shook you and we, as audiences, have been conditioned to perceive women as more vulnerable so it’s more effective that way -.- and the fact this project might just keep perpetuating that and that he’s such a key element of it just has me all AARRRRGH  

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Hard to argue with that logic.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

(Thank you to the MANY lovely people that recommended this scene from Deathly Hallows!)

anonymous asked:

What's ur opinion on the 2005 p&p?

FUCK THIS MOVIE. I HATE THIS MOVIE. There is so much whack shit in this film:

  • the five sisters are KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, amy dunne, johanna mason, carey mulligan of ‘drive’, doctor who episode ‘blink’ and being the future mom of a mumford’s son fame, and the main girl from st trinians???? WHAT KIND OF WHITE PEOPLE PERFECTION their dad is president snow and their mum was vera in noted television procedural vera???? OKAY
  • DARCY IS 6’2
  • MR BINGLEY WAS OCTAVIUS IN ROME AND ALSO HAS THE CHEEKBONES OF A TOLKIEN ELF
  • JUDI DENCH 
  • this movie is just Joe Wright Period Period Piece but it is THE EPITOME OF THIS VERY SPECIFIC GENRE. HE’S NOT GONNA TOP THIS AND HE NEEDS TO STOP TRYING the panning shot of the peak district??? ‘Liz On Top Of The World’ plays in the bg it’s the ULTIMATE. 
  • HOT LIZARD KING WICKHAM
  • and okay i love how this movie shows the bennets as an actual FAMILY
  • like they’re messy and tactile and they talk over one another it’s so genuine
  • AND I LOVE THEIR HOUSE WITH THE CREEPING VINES
  • and okay the COSTUMES IN THIS MOVIE OH MY GODDD
  • everyone’s white gowns in the netherfield ball scene? YOOOOOO
  • honestly the production value of this movie is nuts
  • it’s the AESTHETIC
  • alright so jane austen novels are awesome and they show a lot about society and relationships in the regency era
  • and the thing about 2005 pride and prejudice is that it doesn’t only show the verbal sparring/tension between lizzie and darcy
  • but the sexual tension as well
  • THE SEXUAL UNDERTONES OF THIS MOVIE
  • OH MY GOD
  • IT’S SO FUCKING MUCH
  • like every interaction is loaded with like sexy LOOKS and body language
  • and like they don’t even kiss but it’s so obvious they wanna bang
  • THEY WANT TO BANG
  • SO
  • BAD
  • it’s like raw magnetism
  • it’s something people would write ridiculous articles in cosmo about
  • like that bit where darcy helps lizzie into the carriage???????
  • HE HELPS HER UP
  • (IT’S THE 1800S, PEOPLE DONT TOUCH)
  • she looks at him, scandalised
  • HE WALKS AWAY, FLEXING HIS HAND AS IF IT’S BURNING
  • ROMANCE
  • there’s this scene where lizzie and darcy are dancing in a crowded room but they’re so focused on each other the other people LITERALLY MELT AWAY
  • LIKE THEY’RE THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN THE GOD DAMN UNIVERSE
  • (sidebar: HER HAIR IN THIS SCENE. GOD DAMN.)
  • also THE TRACKING SHOT THROUGH THE PARTY OH MY GOD 
  • and okay, like
  • let’s not even GET INTO the declaration scene
  • after a heavy dose of SEXILY AVOIDING EACH OTHER’S GLANCES IN CHURCH the sexual tension crescendos
  • UNDER THE AWNING OF SOME ANCIENT RUIN
  • IN THE POURING RAIN
  • he advances; he admits his love
  • she REBUKES him
  • affronted, he insults pretty much everything about her
  • she responds but rebuking him again but WORSE
  • but the sexual tension’s still there
  • there’s just the noise of the rain
  • the air between them is so charged it could power like
  • a small city probably
  • THEY’RE SUPER CLOSE
  • NO TOUCHEY
  • AND THEN
  • HE LEANS FORWARD, EYES LOCKED ON HER LIPS
  • HE’S GONNA KISS HER
  • SHE WANTS HIM TO KISS HER
  • HE DOESN’T KISS HER
  • THE 
  • FUCKING
  • TENSION
  • I CAN’T EVEN WATCH THIS BIT HONESTLY
  • and she regrets it immediately after and then he DROPS OFF THE LETTER AND SHE’S JUST SITTING THERE IN SHOCK REALLY
  • I KNOW BABE. I KNOW
  • and it’s the kind of movie you can rewatch a hundred times and it’s still as amazing as the first time and you pick up all these little things you missed
  • it was like my 20th watch when i realised that mary is in love with mr collins
  • and ok THE LIVING SCULPTURES OF PEMBERLEY SCENE
  • all the pemberly scenes really like when they show up and lizzie sees this bomb ass house that could’ve been hers and she’s just like, ‘hahahhahahahaha i fucked up, i fucked up. i fucked up so bad im sorry, im trash’
  • AND WHEN SHE MEETS GEORGIANA AND SHE LOOKS AT LIZZIE AND DARCY LIKE SMIRK.EMOJI
  • she knows
  • and the scene where DARCY AND BINGLEY PRACTICE WHAT HE’S GOING TO SAY TO JANE
  • REGENCY SOFT BRO AF
  • and the scene before when the bennets rush to make themselves look presentable and it’s sooooo awkward and forced HONESTLY THEY ARE THE BEST
  • AND JANE AND BINGLEY LOWKEY OTP FINALLY GETTING TOGETHER
  • AND JANE STANDING THERE IN THE SUNBEAM LOOKING LIKE A LITERAL ANGEL AND TEARS IN HER EYES AS SHE SAYS YES
  • and then
  • DARCY
  • LOOKING LIKE SOME FABIO SHIT
  • WALING ACROSS THE MOORS
  • TO HER
  • WHAT THE HELLLLLL
  • THE MUSIC SWELLS
  • HE’S RUGGED
  • ‘YOU MUST KNOW… SURELY YOU MUST KNOW IT WAS ALL FOR YOU’
  • s t o p
  • and lizzie is standing there with her artfully messy hair
  • 'YOU HAVE BEWITCHED ME, BODY AND SOUL, AND I LOVE YOU
  • I LOVE YOU
  • I LOVE YOU’
  • good BYE
  • and she kisses his hands? NOOOOOOO
  • THEY GONNA BANG SO MUCH
  • i keep this movie on every device i have in case i need an emergency pick me up
  • once i watched this with dinner at night and when it finished the dvd was on a loop and it started playing again…. and i watched it again… twice
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A subtle reminder that Rob is the father in real life [for added effect]

Can we talk about about that last Sanvers scene a little bit more?  Because yes we talked about the sexual tension and Oh! My! God! it is out of this world. But can we talk about how respectful Maggie is ?

Let me explain :

Maggie is clearly  restraining herself from touching Alex (arm crossed…). Her body language screams her will to touch the woman she loves and almost lost. So why aren’t they all over each other already you might ask?

Well, they are at Alex’s work. Alex might be out to the people close to her, but probably not to the whole DEO? Why would they know about her relationship?  

And I get it, I totally get it. We’ve all wonder whether or not to be out in our place of work. We’ve all been scared of the consequences, the judgments, the changes… It is obviously not Maggie’s decision to make. So she waits. She waits for Alex to be ready. She waits for her to do the first move.

And Alex did the first move. And not just a simple move, she puts her arm around Maggie clearly and proudly showing her love.

So yes, this scene is shining in sexual tension, but the respect, the wait for Alex’s consent that Maggie have in this scene is what’s getting me emotional.

I think this scene mark a new step in their relationship. Let’s remember that outside of the missions, we’ve only seen them at Alex’s or at the alien bar (aka their “safe space”) but we never really saw them in public. And for the first time at the DEO, on those stairs, a place that everyone in the DEO can see, Alex comes out and show to her whole world that Maggie Sawyer is hers.

So yes we can complain about how short and rushed the Sanvers scenes are, but the evolution of their relationship is so slow, intense and healthy, it is giving me life.

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Jon Bernthal in The Accountant [requested by: @thevagabondboy]

honestly tho this is one of my favorite random little scenes

like. we have no context for why Bakugou is good at using a kitchen knife. he just. is

it’s such a random, completely normal, domestic household skill and it’s Bakugou (aka Mr. Baron von Blasty MsSplodokills) who’s presented, by the narrative and the characters themselves, as being really good at it, and i love it

I JUST LOVE HOW RANDOMLY TALENTED HE IS OK and honestly this scene begs the question of, like, did he help make meals at his house??? did his mom make him help out with making dinner?? does he just enjoy cooking?? why is he so good at using a kitchen knife????

what other random domestic skills do you have, Bakugou 

tell me your secrets my angry child

Bakugou is such a Mom Friend ok

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…”The music was a blade, knifing through the dark. The melody sang and the Corsai arced back as one, as if repelled by the single, massive beam. They hissed like steam and broke apart, and fell away beneath the music…”

― Victoria Schwab, This Savage Song

lmfao in the bonus school mode hinata fills in for one of the main course players at the basketball game and komaeda is such a salty bitch about it 😂

The only thing on my mind today was Andrew Minyard and his mocking salute.
It’s super shaky, messy, and rough and the quality sucks sooo bad (I’m sincerely sorry for that, I had insane trouble with the size and resizing, it’s super annoying plus tumblr loves to screw the quality) but anyway.
Now I really wanna animate a few scenes from the books (will only take a life time but whatevs, do I have something better to do with my life ? Yes definitely..but do I care? No.). Also, thank you for 200 followers and welcome to the fandom who ever just discovered it!!

blankkeith  asked:

HELP FIC REC ME IM DESPERATE PLEEEEASE

I got you fam; excuse me while I go look into my bookmarks.

……………….

Im also assuming that you wan’t Klancey ones, huh?


i’ve got you by  @shukagari

Rambling: You don’t understand, there was a lot of Keith’s vlog fics but this one is the one I keep re-reading dude, I just – God, it’s soft, and caring, and kind, and Lance is so damn understanding, he’s such a good guy and I love him, that’s the Lance I know and I just, my heart dude, my tiny heart grows when I read this. AND THE SCENE WHERE– sorry, sorry, no spoilers. 

Back to You by @sharkgirl

Rambling: Listeeeeeeeeeeeeen, I usually don’t mess with time-travel things, bc they make my head hurt, but this one was really nice and cute and simple, ya know? And the plot itself was really interesting to me so I was like WHY IS LANCE GONE? (See what I did there? WHY IS THE RUM GONE? no? ok) And just…dude, the team’s reaction at seeing him again, and the KLANCE and KEITH BEING SO DAMN SWEET, aaaah this fic is lovely.

Save his smile by @queerklancing

Rambling: YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. YOU GOTTA SAVE HIS SMILE DUDE. HIS SMILE GOD. I fell in love with this goddamn fic and God, there is not ONE FIC FROM THIS AUTHOR I DONT LOVE, OK? JULIA IS AMAZING AND JKFSDGFJKSD YEAH YEAH SO THE FIC; SOFT KEITH, AMAZING FRIENSHIP AND PINING, SO DAMN LOVELY AND KEITH IS SO NICE AND UUUGH.

Make Me Whole by @Shea

Rambling: Dude, this is so simple and so damn charming and lvoely. GOD IT’S SUCH A GOOD CHANGE OF PACE FROM THE TYPICAL PETS YA KNOW? And the interactions between the two is lovely and the time skip (i think it was a time skip?) it was really good because pssh, domestic as fuck Klance ok? And then MARRIGE PROPOSAL. Lance is such a damn dork.

Whipped by @stentatiouslyrealistic

Rambling: this mothercucker is such a goddamn marshmellow and it’s so damn fluffy and i love that pidge, hunk, lance and Keith live together and you can never go wrong with college au tbh, and LANCE IS SO GODDAMN SMITTEN AND SO IS KEITH AND THEY ARE SO STUPID I LOVE THEM. THE AUTHOR DID SUCH A GOD JOB, IT WAS AMAZING.

tell me that you love me too by @ciuucalata

Rambling: dude, I mean? five + 1 things?? check. Fluff? check. Real reactions and real life situations? DOUBLE CHECK. Dude, just, Lance is SMITTEN over Keith, but KEITH doesn’t feel the same way but Lance is still such a gentleman and he respects Keith and Keith is so grateful of that and THEN SLOWLY FALLS IN LOVE AND BOOM KLANCE. REALLY LOVELY.

taking my time by @ciuucalata

Rambling: SEQUEL TO THE ONE ABOVE. Dude, it’s like from Keith’s pov and it’s really nice and Keith is still shy about his own feelings and discoveries and Lance is so damn soft and understanding and god, these boys kill me everytime.

Perfect Setting by @quillfeathers​

Rambling: Still one of my fucking faves, dude, I love Lance’s pov and Keith is so chill and he doesn’t sound like he’s so loving or smitten but GOD the small actions he does are so heart warming and it was so peaceful and lovely and Keith just…he fucking make a hammock for him and his boyfriend and LOOK AT ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THAT IS NOT TRUE LOVE.

Tom Cruisin’ by @l-x-ie

Rambling: Dude. Dude. DUDE. Lance? Bored? Boxers? Empty Castle? DO I NEED TO SAY MORE? ……I THINK YES BC THAT SOUNDED SMUTTY IM SORRY. IT’S NOT SMUTTY AT ALL. IT’S JUST LANCE DANCING AROUND THE CASTLE LIKE A DOOFUS BC THE TEAM IS OUT SOMEWHERE AND THEN EVERYONE JOIN THE PARTY AND ITS SUCH A FAMILY GATHERING SO CUTE.

Chasing a Starlight by @queerklancing

Rambling:GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. THE PINING. THE HEARTBREAK. THE GIGGLES. THE CONFESSION. THE SMITTEN BOYS. I LOVE SMITTEN BOYS.

Laughter Lines by @maunderponder 

Rambling: God, this goddamned fic and giving me feelings and GOD THE AUTHOR DOES SUCH A GOOD JOB IN TELLING THE STORY HOW? HOW DO THEY DO THAT? HOW. RESPONSABIBLE FAMILY MAN LANCE? CHECK. SMITTEN KEITH? CHECK. AWAKRD KEITH? CHECK. SMITTEN LANCE? CHECK. LEARNING AND GROWING TOGETHER? FUCKING CHECK.

Crybaby by @cheshireree 

Rambling: I shit you not, I have read this fic about twenty times. I just…God, dude, I love that moment when characters are so done and they are angry but behind that anger there is sadness and fear and I love it when it’s Lance and he’s knocking some sense into Keith and Keith just…fuck, man, he fucking comforts him and he chills out and promises not to do it again and MY HEART. GOD. AND THEN THE GROUP HUG. AND GOD I LOVE IT.

Kiss by @coralreefskim

Rambling: YOU. HAVE.STARS.IN.YOUR.EYES. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I lost my cool there, that line is just my goddamn fave, honestly. Okay, so, pining Keith? boom. craddling moment? BOOM. Like, dude, you think; Oh loook, it’s a simple confession fic where nothing bad or angsty happens —-OH SHIT WAIT NO WHY IS KEITH CRYING, KEITH WHAT THE FU —- Honestly, it comes out of nowhere and it leaves you crying on the floor.

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Q: Can we talk baby goats and how that completely blew up?  How everyone loves you holding baby goats in the show?

Travis Fimmel: Oh, did they really?  Oh, that’s funny.  I don’t know if I’ve held a goat.  I held a lamb one time, it was a lamb.  I dunno, I just walked past and I grabbed one.  I needed something to hold because the two girls sitting next to me weren’t very happy with me.  It got comforting that way.

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I have no excuse or much context for this but basically McCree and Fareeha are both Native American and they like to troll Morrison. Based on this scene from “Dance me Outside”.

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carwood lipton
requested by @seeungri

“This is really bad timing, I just got a girlfriend!”

ok but can we just talk about this line?? I love it so much. it’s incorporating humor into the scene. Cyrus is basically saying that it’s bad timing to realize he’s gay (which no time is a bad time, they probably just called it a bad time for jokes sake) because he just got his first girlfriend. and he’s laughing about it. and so is Buffy. I love that line beyond words.