can I get uhhhhhh mafia losers club au
- let’s say sonia kaspbrak is a mafia leader which makes eddie her heir
- but obvi he doesn’t want to lead a mafia life because of all the shit he’s seen and people he’s lost
- he just wants to be “normal” and find someone he loves and settles down to live a peaceful life away from his mother
- also stan is his best friend and right hand man who is fiercely loyal and is a TOP NOTCH ASSASSIN. like someone just looks at eddie the wrong way and…👀
- richie is the new kid that just moved to the area and at first has no idea about eds’ family and eddie tries his best to hide it from him
- also bill, bev, and mike are bffs and they’re richie’s first friends because bill is on the welcoming committee and he showed him around
- of course bill+stan have this attraction towards each other that’s almost electric, but both are scared that the other wouldn’t want them
- because stan is a k i l l e r and there’s no way goody-two-shoes denbrough would ever love him back
- and bill thinks he’s just way too plain and boring that a guy as interesting as stan will never want to be with him or will just be so bored of him in 5 minutes
- bev, omg, bev is fucking amazing at everything ?? let’s just say she learns all the skills to being part of the mafia but she wouldn’t actually join. she’s a friggin genius when it comes to making up plans, and she’s so quick on her feet that she could get them out of any hot spot. looks can kill, and bev has mastered it.
- mikey here is going to be their tech geek. he’s super book smart, so naturally he’s read every book about everything and has learned all skills and knows like a bunch of languages?? and he’s still literally the most down-to-earth softie ever
- benny boy really really wants to be apart of the mafia, so sonia tries to use him as a way to get eddie to listen to her. so basically ben starts out as a spy for sonia, but the more time he spends with eddie, the more he realizes sonia is a bitch and so eventually he turns kinda double agent for eddie’s side
- B U T // H E // G E T S // F O U N D // O U T
- and shit just goes down
omg I really want to write this au now so I'ma stop with headcanons but would anyone even want to read???
edit: anybody got hcs for this, feel free to add on because I love to read your ideas !!!